"I'm Tristan Taylor, and for the next five minutes, you guys are officially my bitches!"
— Tristan Taylor, Yugioh The Abridged Series
Iroh: Did I ever tell you how I got the nickname "The Dragon of the West"?.
Azula: I'm not interested in a lengthy anecdote, Uncle.
Iroh: It's more of a demonstration, really.
—Harry Dresden, The Dresden Files
Abomination: What are you going to do about it, Dr. Banner?
The Hulk: The doctor is out.
For that which you are about to receive, I am truly thankful.
—Sergeant Schlock, Schlock Mercenary
"I'm River Song. Check your records again."
—River Song, Doctor Who
"Oy, Russell! Somebody gonna get a hurt real bad."
—Russell Peters, quoting his father
Exdeath: So, you offer your life in exchange for theirs?
"Peace? Peace. I hate the word, as I hate hell, all Montagues, and thee."
— Tybalt, William Shakespeare's Romeo + Juliet
"Be honest. You've been looking forward to this, haven't you?"
— Darquesse, Skulduggery Pleasant
"Peace talks have broken down. Now we do it our way."
— Agent Washington, Red vs. Blue
"It's time for you to die again."
—Lord Death, Soul Eater
—Salvador, Borderlands 2
—Captain Price, "Ashes To Ashes", Modern Warfare 3
Stan: Hey Chocodile, watch where you're going!
Chocodile: (Turns with a smirk) Oh HELL no.
—Before Chocodile and Stan fight, American Dad!
"Ask yourselves... is being in here with me what you truly desire?"