"Throw puppies at a problem and the problem may not disappear, but who cares? There will be puppies!"
"Everyone loves a puppy!"
"Uggie, the breakout star of The Artist who showed up every trick he was in a scene with, has floated up to the great, big Hollywood dog park in the sky where he’s sniffing the b-holes of the original Lassie, Ubu, Moose and Honey Tree Evil Eye (aka Spuds McKenzie)."
—Michael K., "You are now in heaven where all the angels look like Jean Dujardin and let you lick their faces anytime you want"
Reed: No dogs in the lab! This time I'm not going to protect you from your sister's wrath.
Camera shifts to Susan and dog.
Reed: All right... thank you, Susan.
Johnny (laughs): Sister's wrath indeed!
Weiss: Zwei! Bad dog!
Zwei looks to Weiss with a sorrowful expression.