Quotes: Precision F-Strike
I'm not a big fan of swearing, which is why I've tried my best to keep it out of the comic for so long, but when I originally wrote Jacob saying "oh crap", it just didn't seem to convey how absolutely screwed he knows he is.
....Clicking towards oblivion.... How long, K9?
Yeah, you never fucking know the answer when it's important.
Sell your poison somewhere else. This here arcade belongs to the fucking Batgirl.''
I mean, golly, I don't rightly know myself. But it's sort of one o' them expletives, y'know? Like "heck" or "dang" or... or HOLY #$#*?!!
—Fastback, Captain Carrot and the Final Ark!
This is your ticket outta death... So you have to FUCKING TAKE IT.
—Hanna, Hanna Is Not a Boy's Name
Otherwise, shoot this motherfucker, and let us take our Fraternity of Assassins to heights only reserved for the Gods of men!
"Are you sure it isn't time for a colorful metaphor?"
—Spock, Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home
"So when Brian Williams is asking me about what's a personal thing that you've done [that's green], and I say, you know, 'Well, I planted a bunch of trees.' And he says, 'I'm talking about personal.' What I'm thinking in my head is, 'Well, the truth is, Brian, we can't solve global warming because I fucking changed light bulbs in my house.'"
—Current US President Barack Obama
"They know all they'll need to know about that son of a bitch", Rita snapped. It surprised me: I had never her use bad language before. Possibly she never had, either, because she started to blush.
—Rita and Dexter commenting her reaction, Dexter in the Dark
Don't. Fuck. With Aria.
—Aria T'loak, Mass Effect 2
"I don't say this often, so understand that I really, really mean it: go fuck yourself."
—Garrus Vakarian, Mass Effect Interregnum
Well, I'd get set for some weeping if I were you. I'd get set for a world of pain! Misery loves company, young man, and I'm looking to share that with you and your whore!
—The Mayor, losing his composure for the first and only time, Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Spongebob: Hey Patrick, what's that word?
Patrick: Kr-ab-s? Uh, isn't that that red, sweaty guy you work for?
Spongebob: No, not that word, that word.
Patrick: ...<dolphin chirp noises>? Oh, I know what that is! That's one of those sentence enhancers! You just sprinkle on anything you say, and whamo! You got yourself a spicy sentence sandwich!
Bridge Bunny: All hands, prepare for underwater combat. Repeat. All hands, prepare for underwater combat.
Rey Za Burrel: Underwater combat, huh? Better take the Bazooka then.
Lunamaria Hawke: Underwater combat? Oh, fuck.
—Actual Dub Dialogue, Mobile Suit Gundam Seed Destiny
Watch your clever mouth, bitch!
—Garrosh Hellscream to Sylvanas Windrunner, World of Warcraft
"I...I...I said...FUCK THAT! I am sick and tired of this shit and I'm not going to let it happen any more! I'm done being captured, I'm done falling for every guy I meet, and I'm done taking the backseat in fights! I don't want to heal! I want to kick ass! Starting with YOURS!"
—Katara to Master Pakku, Avatar: The Abridged Series
"Okay, Mom, with any subscription you should be careful. With subscriptions that have monthly automatic billing, you should be fucking careful."
"Joe, if—if I ever say a dirty word, I want it t-to have meaning. At least if or when I say anything like that, people will know I'm actually upset. It will have power."
—Joyce Brown, Dumbing of Age
"Calm the hell down!"
—The Protagonist / Yuu Narukami, Persona 4
Within five seconds of that statement, an event occurred that was practically unheard of in the history of Equestria. If the legends were true, then somewhere in Equestria, fifteen sparrows would burst into flames, a litter of kittens would abruptly die from their hearts exploding within their fuzzy little chests, and every first-born colt for the next fifteen generations would be born with cloven hooves and goat horns.
Because Princess Celestia had just cursed aloud.
You shittin' me?