Quotes / Precision F-Strike

Abe's biggest crime is that he didn't just piss off his managers, he didn't just get in a fight with the security guards, he didn't just get busted by the cops, he's fucked over the CEO of a major corporation that has a lot of investors... There's some young people in the audience, I'm sorry.
Lorne Lanning, explaining the conflict of Oddworld.

I have only one thing to say: Go fuck yourself. [to the audience] Christ, that felt good.
Frank Underwood, House of Cards (US)

I'm not a big fan of swearing, which is why I've tried my best to keep it out of the comic for so long, but when I originally wrote Jacob saying "oh crap", it just didn't seem to convey how absolutely screwed he knows he is.
Michael "Mookie" Terracino, regarding this part of Dominic Deegan

The novelty of the 1950s was that the upper-and middle-class young...began to accept the music, the clothes, even the language of the urban lower-classes, or what they took to be such, as their model...Respectable young men, and increasingly, young women, began to copy what had once been a strictly unrespectable macho fashion among manual laborers, soldiers and the like, the casual use of obscenities in conversation. Literature kept pace: a brilliant theatrical critic brought the word "fuck" to the radio public.
Eric Hobsbawm, The Age of Extremes explaining how this became more and more common in the second-half of the 20th Century.

The Doctor: ...Clicking towards oblivion.... How long, K9?
The Doctor: (somehow without completely breaking character) Yeah, you never fucking know the answer when it's important.
— The Doctor and K9 on this Blooper reel of Doctor Who.

Kepler: Alright, here's the deal. You have five minutes to give me your unconditional surrender. Or... I'm going to shoot one of your crewmates in the head! [...] How can I pick between these two [Lovelace and Eiffel]? They're both so tragic in their own ways. (Beat) Eenie meenie miney moe. Catch a tiger by the toe. If he hollers, let him go. Eenie. Meenie. Mi-
Lovelace: Fuck you.

"I mean, golly, I don't rightly know myself. But it's sort of one o' them expletives, y'know? Like "heck" or "dang" or... or HOLY #$#*?!!"
Fastback, Captain Carrot and the Final Ark!

"This is your ticket outta death... So you have to FUCKING TAKE IT".

"Let's call it a truce or let us call it the end of mankind as we know it. Either way, fuck you. Are we clear, 4-7?"
Bernie Federman, Calling Home

Otherwise, shoot this motherfucker, and let us take our Fraternity of Assassins to heights only reserved for the Gods of men!

"Are you sure it isn't time for a colorful metaphor?"

"So when Brian Williams is asking me about what's a personal thing that you've done [that's green], and I say, you know, 'Well, I planted a bunch of trees.' And he says, 'I'm talking about personal.' What I'm thinking in my head is, 'Well, the truth is, Brian, we can't solve global warming because I fucking changed light bulbs in my house.'"
— US President Barack Obama

"They know all they'll need to know about that son of a bitch", Rita snapped. It surprised me: I had never her use bad language before. Possibly she never had, either, because she started to blush.
Rita and Dexter commenting on her reaction, Dexter in the Dark

Don't. Fuck. With Aria.
Aria T'loak, Mass Effect 2

"I don't say this often, so understand that I really, really mean it: go fuck yourself."
Garrus Vakarian, Mass Effect Interregnum

Well, I'd get set for some weeping if I were you. I'd get set for a world of pain! Misery loves company, young man, and I'm looking to share that with you and your whore!
The Mayor, losing his composure for the first and only time, Buffy the Vampire Slayer

"It's always nice when you can make Steven Spielberg swear."

Spongebob: Hey Patrick, what's that word?
Patrick: Kr-ab-s? Uh, isn't that that red, sweaty guy you work for?
Spongebob: No, not that word, that word.
Patrick: ...*dolphin chirp noises*? Oh, I know what that is! That's one of those sentence enhancers! You just sprinkle on anything you say, and whamo! You got yourself a spicy sentence sandwich!

"Merlin's pants"? She must be upset."

"Oooh shit."

Bridge Bunny: All hands, prepare for underwater combat. Repeat. All hands, prepare for underwater combat.
Rey Za Burrel: Underwater combat, huh? Better take the Bazooka then.
Lunamaria Hawke: Underwater combat? Oh, fuck.
Actual Dub Dialogue, Mobile Suit Gundam Seed Destiny

I speak for everyone when I say this...fuck you, ProtonJon.

The short answer to that is "No". The long answer is "Fuck, no".

Watch your clever mouth, bitch!
Garrosh Hellscream to Sylvanas Windrunner, World of Warcraft

"I...I...I said...FUCK THAT! I am sick and tired of this shit and I'm not going to let it happen any more! I'm done being captured, I'm done falling for every guy I meet, and I'm done taking the backseat in fights! I don't want to heal! I want to kick ass! Starting with YOURS!"
Katara to Master Pakku, Avatar: The Abridged Series

"Joe, if—if I ever say a dirty word, I want it t-to have meaning. At least if or when I say anything like that, people will know I'm actually upset. It will have power."
Joyce Brown, Dumbing of Age

"Calm the hell down!"
The Protagonist / Yuu Narukami, Persona 4

Within five seconds of that statement, an event occurred that was practically unheard of in the history of Equestria. If the legends were true, then somewhere in Equestria, fifteen sparrows would burst into flames, a litter of kittens would abruptly die from their hearts exploding within their fuzzy little chests, and every first-born colt for the next fifteen generations would be born with cloven hooves and goat horns.
Because Princess Celestia had just cursed aloud.

You shittin' me?

Eric: Excuse me, I'm Eric Lehnsherr.
Xavier: Charles Xavier.
Logan: Go fuck yourselves.

Oh! "Grommet"! I used to say it all the time back in Cali! You couldn't stop me saying this word! Grommet this! Grommet that! THE FUCK DOES GROMMET MEA—

Oh, how this game lures you in with its appealing gameplay and charming atmosphere and then bends you over and FUCKS you to hell!!

Indira: He's... I just enjoy spending time with him. I mean, he's not as smart as Aleksie was, I suppose, but... Aleksie turned out to be a... Liberty to swear in front of you?
Paul: As always.
Indira: ...toaster-fucking asshat. Thanks.
Paul: Of course.

No, Jamie, you do not have to go to another party!
With the same twenty jerks you already know!
You could stay with your wife on her fucking birthday!
And you could, god forbid, even see my show!
See I'm smiling, The Last Five Years

...I'm so fucked up...
Shinji Ikari, End of Evangelion

You know, I think I do remember you now. Yeah... tall, angry fellow with the contentious hair. We came to you a long time ago, seeking your help. And I'm gonna say to you what you said to us then; fuck off.
Charles Xavier, to Wolverine, X-Men: Days of Future Past

You must be respectful, do not just throw away questions and statements. (in Tagalog) You son of a bitch, I'll swear at you at the forum.
— Philippine President Rodrigo Duterte, on a planned meeting with US President Barack Obama

Once again, I repeat it: Fuck you.

Well fuck.
Bucket, Evolve

You bitch!
Tyrian Callows, RWBY

I've got a naked eye- I'm a black, Scottish cyclops. They've got more fecking sea monsters in the great Lochett Ness than they've got the likes of me.
Demoman, Team Fortress 2

Wow, what a freak! Looked like a talking penis.
Scaramouche talking about a man with a very oddly-shaped head, Samurai Jack

Mala: We have not forgotten the thirty years we spent in the Kryptonite globe because of him. Nor have we forgotten being cheated of our revenge by his death. Should Kara Zor-L live, she will inevitably prove to be a hindrance to us. It is regrettable that she must die. But die she must. There is no need for battle. Our audience has left the stands. This show of combat pleased him, but it was most inefficient. Please. Let me do what is required, and I promise to make her death as quick as I possibly can. Your own will be even quicker, and as painless as possible. The decision is up to you.
Fury: You know what our answer is, big man. Come and get it.
Nuklon: Nope. Our answer is—go to hell!

"BOBBY THERE'S NO SEATBELT ON THAT FUCKING THING!" I screamed. It was the first time I ever used that particular word, so far as I can remember.

"Don't you know who I am? I'm the Juggernaut bitch!"

Star Boy: But you can see why we wanted you on board for this one.
Supergirl: Frab.
Laurel: Yeah. My sentiments exactly.

Shit! Who gave that damn order?

Quill: Groot, put that thing [videogame] away, now. I don't want to tell you again.
Groot: [continues playing]
Quill: Groot!
Groot: I am Groot!
(shocked looks among the Guardians)
Quill: WOAH!
Rocket: Language!

(translated from Enochian) You filthy bitch!
Alraune, Whisperer of Dementia, Bayonetta 2.

You said Cinder didn't give you a choice. You said she left you with no good options... well, she's not the only one capable of doing that, Roman. You seemed to like it when she left you without a choice. When she rode all over you and took away your crown. Well guess what? You're my bitch now.
Jaune, Professor Arc