History Quotes / PrecisionFStrike

15th Aug '17 8:26:01 AM Siempie
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->'''Kepler:''' Alright, here's the deal. You have five minutes to give me your unconditional surrender. Or... I'm going to shoot one of your crewmates in the head! [...] How can I pick between these two [Lovelace and Eiffel]? They're both so ''tragic'' in their own ways. ''({{Beat}})'' Eenie meenie miney moe. Catch a tiger by the toe. If he hollers, let him go. Eenie. Meenie. Mi-\\
'''Lovelace:''' ''Fuck you.''
-->-- ''Podcast/Wolf359''
25th Jul '17 7:30:41 PM TheAmazingBlachman
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->I mean, golly, I don't rightly know myself. But it's sort of one o' them expletives, y'know? Like "heck" or "dang" or... or HOLY #$#*?!!
-->--Fastback, ''Captain Carrot and the Final Ark!''

->This is your ticket outta death... So you have to FUCKING TAKE IT.
-->--Hanna, Webcomic/HannaIsNotABoysName

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->I ->"I mean, golly, I don't rightly know myself. But it's sort of one o' them expletives, y'know? Like "heck" or "dang" or... or HOLY #$#*?!!
-->--Fastback,
#$#*?!!"
-->-- '''Fastback''',
''Captain Carrot and the Final Ark!''

->This ->"This is your ticket outta death... So you have to FUCKING TAKE IT.
-->--Hanna,
IT".
-->-- '''Hanna''',
Webcomic/HannaIsNotABoysName



-->--Bernie Federman, [[Recap/AdamSandlerS4E9CallingHome Calling Home]]

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-->--Bernie Federman, -->-- '''Bernie Federman''', [[Recap/AdamSandlerS4E9CallingHome Calling Home]]



-->--Creator/MorganFreeman, ''Film/{{Wanted}}''

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-->--Creator/MorganFreeman, -->-- '''Creator/MorganFreeman''', ''Film/{{Wanted}}''



-->--'''Spock''', '''''Film/StarTrekIVTheVoyageHome'''''

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-->--'''Spock''', -->-- '''Spock''', '''''Film/StarTrekIVTheVoyageHome'''''



-->--Rita and Series/{{Dexter}} commenting her reaction, ''Dexter in the Dark''

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-->--Rita -->-- '''Rita''' and Series/{{Dexter}} '''Series/{{Dexter}}''' commenting her reaction, ''Dexter in the Dark''



-->--'''Aria T'loak''', ''VideoGame/MassEffect2''

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-->--'''Aria -->-- '''Aria T'loak''', ''VideoGame/MassEffect2''



-->--'''Garrus Vakarian''', FanFic/MassEffectInterregnum

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-->--'''Garrus -->-- '''Garrus Vakarian''', FanFic/MassEffectInterregnum



-->--'''The Mayor''', [[VillainousBreakdown losing his composure]] for the first and only time, ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer''

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-->--'''The -->-- '''The Mayor''', [[VillainousBreakdown losing his composure]] for the first and only time, ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer''



-->--'''Creator/MichaelBay'''

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-->--'''Creator/MichaelBay'''
-->-- '''Creator/MichaelBay'''



-->--'''WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants'''

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-->--'''WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants'''
-->-- '''WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants'''



-->--'''Ron Weasley''', ''Literature/HarryPotterAndTheDeathlyHallows''

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-->--'''Ron -->-- '''Ron Weasley''', ''Literature/HarryPotterAndTheDeathlyHallows''



-->--'''[[TheSpock Data]]''', ''Film/StarTrekGenerations''

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-->--'''[[TheSpock -->-- '''[[TheSpock Data]]''', ''Film/StarTrekGenerations''



-->--'''Actual Dub Dialogue''', ''Anime/MobileSuitGundamSeedDestiny''

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-->--'''Actual -->-- '''Actual Dub Dialogue''', ''Anime/MobileSuitGundamSeedDestiny''



-->--'''{{LetsPlay/Chuggaaconroy}}''', ''LetsPlay/TheRunawayGuys''

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-->--'''{{LetsPlay/Chuggaaconroy}}''', -->-- '''{{LetsPlay/Chuggaaconroy}}''', ''LetsPlay/TheRunawayGuys''



-->--'''Creator/StephenFry''', ''Series/{{QI}}''

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-->--'''Creator/StephenFry''', -->-- '''Creator/StephenFry''', ''Series/{{QI}}''



-->--'''Garrosh Hellscream''' to Sylvanas Windrunner, ''VideoGame/WorldOfWarcraft''

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-->--'''Garrosh -->-- '''Garrosh Hellscream''' to Sylvanas Windrunner, ''VideoGame/WorldOfWarcraft''



-->--'''Katara''' to Master Pakku, ''WebVideo/AvatarTheAbridgedSeries''

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-->--'''Katara''' -->-- '''Katara''' to Master Pakku, ''WebVideo/AvatarTheAbridgedSeries''



-->--'''Joyce Brown''', ''Dumbing of Age''

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-->--'''Joyce -->-- '''Joyce Brown''', ''Dumbing of Age''



-->--'''[[HelloInsertNameHere The Protagonist]] / Yuu Narukami''', ''VideoGame/{{Persona 4}}''

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-->--'''[[HelloInsertNameHere -->-- '''[[HelloInsertNameHere The Protagonist]] / Yuu Narukami''', ''VideoGame/{{Persona 4}}''



-->--'''Film/XMenFirstClass'''

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-->--'''Film/XMenFirstClass'''
-->-- ''Film/XMenFirstClass''



-->-- [[WebVideo/JonTron JonTron]]

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-->-- [[WebVideo/JonTron JonTron]]
'''[[WebVideo/JonTron JonTron]]'''



->No, Jamie, you do not have to go to another party!
->With the same twenty jerks you already know!
->You could stay with your wife on her fucking birthday!
->And you could, god forbid, even see my show!

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->No, ->''No, Jamie, you do not have to go to another party!
->With
party!\\
With
the same twenty jerks you already know!
->You
know!\\
You
could stay with your wife on her fucking birthday!
->And
birthday!\\
And
you could, god forbid, even see my show!show!''



-->--'''Shinji Ikari''', ''[[Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion End of Evangelion]]''

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-->--'''Shinji -->-- '''Shinji Ikari''', ''[[Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion End of Evangelion]]''



'''Mr. Darcy:''' Oh Caroline, ''would you please '''shut the FUCK UP!!!'''''
-->-- Mr. Darcy says [[Literature/PrideAndPrejudice what two centuries of readers have wanted to]], ''Series/ThatMitchellAndWebbLook''

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'''Mr. Darcy:''' Oh Oh, Caroline, ''would you please '''shut the FUCK UP!!!'''''
-->-- Mr. Darcy '''Mr. Darcy''' says [[Literature/PrideAndPrejudice what two centuries of readers have wanted to]], ''Series/ThatMitchellAndWebbLook''
25th Jul '17 7:27:22 PM TheAmazingBlachman
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-->--'''Frank Underwood''', ''Series/HouseOfCardsUS''

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-->--'''Frank -->-- '''Frank Underwood''', ''Series/HouseOfCardsUS''



-->--'''Michael "Mookie" Terracino''', regarding [[http://www.dominic-deegan.com/view.php?date=2009-08-28 this part]] of ''Webcomic/DominicDeegan''

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-->--'''Michael -->-- '''Michael "Mookie" Terracino''', regarding [[http://www.dominic-deegan.com/view.php?date=2009-08-28 this part]] of ''Webcomic/DominicDeegan''



->....Clicking towards oblivion.... How long, K9?
->'''INSUFFICIENT DATA'''
->Yeah, you never ''fucking'' know the answer when it's important.
-->--The Doctor and K9 [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcNOVDIjX24&t=4m10s on this]] {{Blooper}} reel of Series/DoctorWho.

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->....->'''The Doctor:''' ...Clicking towards oblivion.... How long, K9?
->'''INSUFFICIENT DATA'''
->Yeah,
K9?\\
'''K9:''' [[AC:INSUFFICIENT DATA.]]\\
'''The Doctor:''' ''(somehow without completely breaking character)'' Yeah,
you never ''fucking'' know the answer when it's important.
-->--The -->-- The Doctor and K9 [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcNOVDIjX24&t=4m10s on this]] {{Blooper}} reel of Series/DoctorWho.



-->--US President UsefulNotes/BarackObama

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-->--US -->-- US President UsefulNotes/BarackObama
'''UsefulNotes/BarackObama'''



->'''Spongebob''': Hey Patrick, what's that word?
->'''Patrick''': Kr-ab-s? Uh, isn't that that red, sweaty guy you work for?
->'''Spongebob''': No, not that word, ''that'' word.
->'''Patrick''': ...[[CensoredForComedy <dolphin chirp noises>]]? Oh, I know what that is! That's one of those ''sentence enhancers''! [[ClusterFBomb You just sprinkle on anything you say]], and whamo! You got yourself a spicy sentence sandwich!

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->'''Spongebob''': ->'''Spongebob:''' Hey Patrick, what's that word?
->'''Patrick''':
word?\\
'''Patrick:'''
Kr-ab-s? Uh, isn't that that red, sweaty guy you work for?
->'''Spongebob''':
for?\\
'''Spongebob:'''
No, not that word, ''that'' word.
->'''Patrick''': ...[[CensoredForComedy <dolphin
word.\\
'''Patrick:''' ...'''[[CensoredForComedy *dolphin
chirp noises>]]? noises*]]'''? Oh, I know what that is! That's one of those ''sentence enhancers''! [[ClusterFBomb You just sprinkle on anything you say]], and whamo! You got yourself a spicy sentence sandwich!



->'''BridgeBunny''': All hands, prepare for underwater combat. Repeat. All hands, prepare for underwater combat.
->'''Rey Za Burrel''': Underwater combat, huh? Better take the Bazooka then.
->'''Lunamaria Hawke''': Underwater combat? Oh, fuck.

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->'''BridgeBunny''': ->'''BridgeBunny:''' All hands, prepare for underwater combat. Repeat. All hands, prepare for underwater combat.
->'''Rey
combat.\\
'''Rey
Za Burrel''': Burrel:''' Underwater combat, huh? Better take the Bazooka then.
->'''Lunamaria Hawke''':
then.\\
'''Lunamaria Hawke:'''
Underwater combat? Oh, fuck.



->''Within five seconds of that statement, an event occurred that was practically unheard of in the history of Equestria. If the legends were true, then somewhere in Equestria, fifteen sparrows would burst into flames, a litter of kittens would abruptly die from their hearts exploding within their fuzzy little chests, and every first-born colt for the next fifteen generations would be born with cloven hooves and goat horns.''
->''Because Princess Celestia had just cursed aloud.''

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->''Within five seconds of that statement, an event occurred that was practically unheard of in the history of Equestria. If the legends were true, then somewhere in Equestria, fifteen sparrows would burst into flames, a litter of kittens would abruptly die from their hearts exploding within their fuzzy little chests, and every first-born colt for the next fifteen generations would be born with cloven hooves and goat horns.''
->''Because
\\
Because
Princess Celestia had just cursed aloud.''



-->--'''Creator/BillyMays'''

->'''[[ComicBook/{{Magneto}} Eric]]''': Excuse me, I'm Eric Lehnsherr.\\
'''Xavier''': Charles Xavier.\\
'''[[{{ComicBook/Wolverine}} Logan]]''': Go fuck yourselves.

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-->--'''Creator/BillyMays'''

-->-- '''Creator/BillyMays'''

->'''[[ComicBook/{{Magneto}} Eric]]''': Eric]]:''' Excuse me, I'm Eric Lehnsherr.\\
'''Xavier''': '''Xavier:''' Charles Xavier.\\
'''[[{{ComicBook/Wolverine}} Logan]]''': Logan]]:''' Go fuck yourselves.



-> '''Jontron:''' Oh! "Grommet"! I used to say it all the time back in Cali! You couldn't stop me saying this word! Grommet this! Grommet that! THE '''''FUCK''''' DOES GROMMET MEA-

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-> '''Jontron:''' Oh! ->Oh! "Grommet"! I used to say it all the time back in Cali! You couldn't stop me saying this word! Grommet this! Grommet that! THE '''''FUCK''''' DOES GROMMET MEA-MEA--



-> Oh how this game lures you in with its appealing gameplay and charming atmosphere and then bends you over and '''[[AC:FUCKS]]''' you to hell!!

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-> Oh ->Oh, how this game lures you in with its appealing gameplay and charming atmosphere and then bends you over and '''[[AC:FUCKS]]''' you to hell!!



->'''Indira''': Hes... I just enjoy spending time with him. I mean, hes not as smart as Aleksie was, I suppose, but... Aleksie turned out to be a... Liberty to swear in front of you?
->'''Paul''': As always.
->'''Indira''': ...toaster-fucking asshat. Thanks.
->'''Paul''': Of course.

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->'''Indira''': Hes...->'''Indira:''' He's... I just enjoy spending time with him. I mean, hes he's not as smart as Aleksie was, I suppose, but... Aleksie turned out to be a... Liberty to swear in front of you?
->'''Paul''':
you?\\
'''Paul:'''
As always.
->'''Indira''': ...
always.\\
'''Indira:''' ...
toaster-fucking asshat. Thanks.
->'''Paul''':
Thanks.\\
'''Paul:'''
Of course.



->[[EyeScream I've got a naked eye.]] I'm a [[ScaryBlackMan black]], [[ViolentGlaswegian Scottish]] ''[[NinjaPirateZombieRobot cyclops]].'' They've got more fecking sea monsters in the great Lochett Ness than they've got the likes of me.[[labelnote:*]]"Fecking sea monsters in the great Lochett Ness" was censured in the finished ''Meet the Demoman'' video.[[/labelnote]]

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->[[EyeScream I've got a naked eye.]] eye]]- I'm a [[ScaryBlackMan black]], [[ViolentGlaswegian Scottish]] ''[[NinjaPirateZombieRobot cyclops]].'' They've got more fecking sea monsters in the great Lochett Ness than they've got the likes of me.[[labelnote:*]]"Fecking sea monsters in the great Lochett Ness" was censured in the finished ''Meet the Demoman'' video.[[/labelnote]]



-->-- '''Scaramouche''' talking about a man with a ''very'' oddly-shaped head, ''WesternAnimation/SamuraiJack''

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-->-- '''Scaramouche''' talking about a man with a ''very'' oddly-shaped head, ''WesternAnimation/SamuraiJack''''WesternAnimation/SamuraiJack''
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27th Jun '17 11:09:51 AM Luigifan
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-->--'''The Mayor''', losing his composure for the first and only time, ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer''

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-->--'''The Mayor''', [[VillainousBreakdown losing his composure composure]] for the first and only time, ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer''



->"I...I...I said...FUCK THAT! I am sick and tired of this shit and I'm not going to let it happen any more! I'm done being captured, I'm done falling for every guy I meet, and I'm done taking the backseat in fights! I don't want to heal! I want to kick ass! Starting with YOURS!"

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->"I...I...I said...FUCK THAT! I am sick and tired of this shit and I'm not going to let it happen any more! I'm done [[DamselInDistress being captured, captured]], I'm done falling for every guy I meet, and I'm done [[StayInTheKitchen taking the backseat in fights! fights]]! I don't want to heal! [[TheMedic heal]]! I want to kick ass! Starting with YOURS!"



-->--'''See I'm smiling''',''TheLastFiveYears''

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-->--'''See I'm smiling''',''TheLastFiveYears''
smiling''', ''Theatre/TheLastFiveYears''
23rd Jun '17 9:43:15 PM JulianLapostat
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->''The novelty of the [[TheFifties 1950s]] was that the upper-and middle-class young...began to accept the music, the clothes, even the language of the urban lower-classes, [[PrettyFlyForAWhiteGuy or what they took to be such, as their model]]...Respectable young men, and increasingly, young women, began to copy what had once been a strictly unrespectable macho fashion among manual laborers, soldiers and the like, the casual use of obscenities in conversation. Literature kept pace: a brilliant theatrical critic brought the word "[[PrecisionFStrike fuck]]" to the radio public.''
-->-- '''Eric Hobsbawm''', ''The Age of Extremes'' explaining how this became more and more common in the second-half of the 20th Century.
21st May '17 11:10:28 AM thecnoNSMB
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->"It's always nice when you can make [Creator/StevenSpielberg] swear."

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->"It's always nice when you can make [Creator/StevenSpielberg] Creator/StevenSpielberg swear."
14th May '17 5:03:21 AM Wildstar93
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-->-- '''Demoman''', ''VideoGame/TeamFortress2''

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-->-- '''Demoman''', ''VideoGame/TeamFortress2''''VideoGame/TeamFortress2''

->Wow, what a freak! Looked like a talking [[GagPenis penis]].
-->-- '''Scaramouche''' talking about a man with a ''very'' oddly-shaped head, ''WesternAnimation/SamuraiJack''
25th Apr '17 9:26:56 AM cwf123
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->"Let's call it a truce or let us call it the end of mankind as we know it. Either way, fuck you. Are we clear, 4-7?"
-->--Bernie Federman, [[Recap/AdamSandlerS4E9CallingHome Calling Home]]
6th Apr '17 4:05:14 AM HeyFella
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-->-- '''Tyrian''', ''WebAnimation/{{RWBY}}''

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-->-- '''Tyrian''', ''WebAnimation/{{RWBY}}''''WebAnimation/{{RWBY}}''

->[[EyeScream I've got a naked eye.]] I'm a [[ScaryBlackMan black]], [[ViolentGlaswegian Scottish]] ''[[NinjaPirateZombieRobot cyclops]].'' They've got more fecking sea monsters in the great Lochett Ness than they've got the likes of me.[[labelnote:*]]"Fecking sea monsters in the great Lochett Ness" was censured in the finished ''Meet the Demoman'' video.[[/labelnote]]
-->-- '''Demoman''', ''VideoGame/TeamFortress2''
6th Apr '17 3:51:43 AM HeyFella
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->I'm fucking invincible!

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->I'm fucking invincible!->'''[[MemeticMutation I'M FUCKIN' INVINCIBLE!!!]]'''
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