Haiku / Precision F-Strike

Please watch your language
There may be children present
You fucking jackass

When adding a swear,
You shouldn't overdo it.
Timing's everything.

Swearing is terrible
Except in moments of stress
Oh, son of a bitch

A haiku is ri-
-gid, in five-seven-five lines
It's hard. Fuck haikus.
— Malonkey1

When speaking English,
Make sure that you watch your words.
And don't fuck that up.
— Ego-Man25