Quotes / Pre-Ass-Kicking One-Liner

"Also, I took the liberty of watching the tapes of you killing her, and I'm not going to make the same mistakes! Four part plan is this: one, no portal surfaces. Two, start the neurotoxin IMMEDIATELY! Three, bomb-proof shields, for me! Leading right into number four, bombs. For throwing at you. Yanno what? This plan is SO good, I'm gonna give you a sporting chance... And turn off the neurotoxin! I'm joking, of course. Goodbye.
Wheatley, Portal 2

"My turn."

"I kick arse for the Lord!"
Fr. Jon Magruder,, BrainDead

"We are on Eastern Pain Time, and it is Dan O'Clock."

"I'm Tristan Taylor, and for the next five minutes, you guys are officially my bitches!"
Tristan Taylor, Yugioh The Abridged Series

"That's my bread and butter you're fucking with."
Charles Foster Ofdensen, Metalocalypse

Iroh: Did I ever tell you how I got the nickname "The Dragon of the West"?.
Azula: I'm not interested in a lengthy anecdote, Uncle.
Iroh: It's more of a demonstration, really.

"(panting) Okay... (picks up a rock) Okay! O...KAY!"
Lars, before leaping on top of a robonoid, Steven Universe

Tenzin: I will never let you get to Korra.
Zaheer: Unfortunately, you don't have a choice.
Tenzin: Yes, I do. (effortlessly airbends Zaheer, Ming-Hua and Ghazan away in one move)

"Fuck subtle."
Harry Dresden, The Dresden Files

Abomination: What are you going to do about it, Dr. Banner?
The Hulk: The doctor is out.

For that which you are about to receive, I am truly thankful.
Sergeant Schlock, Schlock Mercenary

Dalek: Records indicate you will show mercy. You are an associate of the Doctor's.
River: I'm River Song. Check your records again.

"Oy, Russell! Somebody gonna get a hurt real bad."
Russell Peters, quoting his father

Exdeath: So, you offer your life in exchange for theirs?
Kain Highwind: Of course not. I offer yours.

"Peace? Peace. I hate the word, as I hate hell, all Montagues, and thee."

"Be honest. You've been looking forward to this, haven't you?"
Darquesse, Skulduggery Pleasant

"Peace talks have broken down. Now we do it our way."
Agent Washington, Red vs. Blue

"It's time for you to die again."
Lord Death, Soul Eater

Achievement Unlocked: "Heads Will Roll"
Asura's Wrath, Episode Twelve, right as Asura gets pissed.

Salvador, Borderlands 2

"For Soap."
Captain Price, "Ashes To Ashes", Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3

Mercenary Pilot: Lieutenant Sykes cease your approach, we will open fire!
Gavin: Your boss killed my Captain and enslaved my people. He will be brought to justice.
Moments before the Lieutenant single-handedly wins a 6 on 1 dogfight, Star Wars Episode 1: Battle for Naboo.

Stan: Hey Chocodile, watch where you're going!
Chocodile: (Turns with a smirk) Oh HELL no.
Before Chocodile and Stan fight, American Dad!

Thug: Don't you see I have a cannon? One move from my hand, and you are obliterated!
Luke: Make the move.

Gokai Red (Captain Marvelous): Let's make this showy.

Jotaro: (to High Priestess) I, Kujo Jotaro, will pulpsonally....
Jotaro: I messed it up.
Kakyoin: Jotaro, what are you doing?
Jotaro: One more chance, please!
Kakyoin: Please hurry up!
Jotaro: (to High Priestess) I, Kujo Jotaro, will personally beat you to a pulp!

Valerian: Be careful Kerrigan, my father will have made every precaution to ensure no one reaches Commander Raynor.
Kerrigan: He's not prepared for me.

Vegeta: Don't you understand!? If it didn't grant my wish, then I'm not immortal, and Freeza's going to... g-going to...
Freeza: Oh no, don't mind me! By all means; give me some ideas.

"I'm going to break you. [...] Like a Kit-Kat bar"
Goku to Frieza, Dragon Ball Z Abridged

Goku: "Not going anywhere for a while? [...] Grab a Snickers."
Cooler: "I can't help but feel we're both missing some context here."

(gets punched in the face to no effect by Android 19) Hrm, what a shame. Looks like you just initiated your self-destruct sequence.

Perfect Cell: So... who's first?
Krillin: GIVE HER BACK! (hurls his Destructo Disk at Cell's back, to no effect)
Perfect Cell: Ah. A volunteer.

"You know, it might sound weird, but I kinda liked the old arm better. Oh, well. I'll just have to break it in."
Perfect Cell, Dragon Ball Z Abridged

"Time to dive into the fireworks"
Solo Wing Pixy, Ace Combat Zero: The Belkan War

Agent Powers: Sorry, but you've got a flight to catch.
Stan's Watch: anomaly in progress
Stan: Oh yeah? So do you.
Gravity Falls, Not What He Seems

(Bill turns)
Stan: You're a real wise guy, but ya made one fatal mistake. You messed with my family.
Gravity Falls, Weirdmageddon Part 3: Take Back the Falls

Skitter: You were right, Armsmaster.
Armsmaster: Of course.
Skitter: This was over from the moment we stepped into the room.

"I have no idea how the fuck Iím going to do it, but Iím going to make you regret that."
Skitter to Mannequin, Worm

"Get out of my house."

"Daddy's home, you pricks!"
Michael DeSanta, Grand Theft Auto V

(hits hi-hat) Oh, what's that? A bell? Time for school.

"You know... she said evil didn't look like anything, or that it looked like a lot of things... But I think it looks like you."
Shadowchild, Digger

"Howdy! (player), are you there? It's me, your best friend! ASRIEL DREEMURR."
Asriel Dreemurr at the end of the Pacifist route, Undertale

"it's a beautiful day outside. birds are singing, flowers are blooming... on days like these, kids like you... Should be burning in hell."
Sans at the end of the Genocide route, Undertale

Ajax: You can grow back body parts now, Wade. But when I'm done with you, body parts are gonna have to grow back you.
Deadpool: Good one. (turns to the camera) Yup, that was a good one.

"Oh, I'm so sorry. I'm afraid this way doesn't lead to Venom. This way only leads...to your annihilation!"
The Attack Carrier pilot, Star Fox Zero

"Feel the wrath of my divine lightning, and plummet into the bowels of hell, burning in its unending flames!"
YHVH, right before the final battle, Shin Megami Tensei II

"This is the first time I have ever had to fight at full power. I might not be able to hold back. Apologies in advance."
Stephen, right after becoming the strongest boss in the game, Shin Megami Tensei IV: Apocalypse

"Zorin, was it? Listen, Zorin, this whole fucking place is my house. You ain't the queen vampire bitch here; I am. And you know what we Brits always say: God. Save. The Queen."
Seras Victoria, Hellsing Ultimate Abridged

"Who wants daddy's belt?"
Walter C. Dornez, Hellsing Ultimate Abridged

Anderson: (brandishes a small box) I forgive you.
Alucard: ...excuse me?
Anderson: Everything you've said... everything you done.... I forgive you.
Alucard: Well, isn't that convenient? But that's not up to you, is it? It's up to your precious God.
Anderson: You're right. (crushes the box to reveal Helena's Nail) Would you like to speak to Him?

"The fat lady is singing! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!"
Madame de Garderobe, Beauty and the Beast (2017)

Orc Leader: We're going to rip you apart into a bunch u' pieces, and then we're going to take those pieces and rip them apart into even more pieces!
"This is the end of the road, Galvatron."
Rodimus Prime, The Transformers: The Movie

"I don't want any trouble!"
Jackie Chan, in almost every movie he's ever been in

Lobo: Bloody Nass! That ship was custom built! The things I did just to pay for it...!
Supergirl: Don't worry... You'll pay for them ALL.

You want to open the Hellmouth? Make my day, punks!

Mala: We have not forgotten the thirty years we spent in the Kryptonite globe because of him. Nor have we forgotten being cheated of our revenge by his death. Should Kara Zor-L live, she will inevitably prove to be a hindrance to us. It is regrettable that she must die. But die she must. There is no need for battle. Our audience has left the stands. This show of combat pleased him, but it was most inefficient. Please. Let me do what is required, and I promise to make her death as quick as I possibly can. Your own will be even quicker, and as painless as possible. The decision is up to you.
Fury: You know what our answer is, big man. Come and get it.
Nuklon: Nope. Our answer is—go to hell!

Supergirl: I take it this [pipe] is yours, guys?
Crook 1: H-Holy...! It... It's... Oh, man, it sure is! Hey... We're awfully sorry, lady... Honest! We didn't know it was you!
Supergirl: I'm kind of glad it was! My head's made to take this kind of abuse!— Is yours?

Superwoman: And don't bother trying to put up a fight, girl. I'm just as invulnerable as you are.
Supergirl: Good. That means I won't have to hold back, you murderous babootch.

"You should have stayed dead."

"If the policy of your religion is to kill the outsiders, come at me with everything you got. That might be easier than making me laugh."

"Since you have traveled so very far, be my guest and let me ENTERTAIN YOU!"
Sherudo Garo, Time Crisis

Cough up that Bizarro Luthor right now, monster... or else I'll cut him out of you.

"Witness the might of the Jabari... FIRSTHAND!"

"Your blade, it did not cut deep enough!"

"You shouldn't have killed my mom and squished my walkman!

"Let me show you what I have learned in the spaces beyond!"
Dr Klein, The Secret World

All that for a drop of blood...

"I told you, you'd die for that!"

Mickey: Captain Pete, by the power invested in me, I arrest you!
Pete: Well, by the power invested in my fist, I clobber you!