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Unsurprisingly, SMG4's videos are full of opportunities for laughter.

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    Mario goes to subway and purchases 1 tuna sub with extra mayo 
  • Yes, you read that right; the title alone is up to eleven for the Running Gag of Mario doing mundane things.
  • The Subway at the start of the video is literally just a stock image. You can actually see the banner of the database SMG4 got it from.
  • The fish people at Subway apparently get all of their tuna...by nailing fellow fish people to a crucifix and cutting up their bodies in a ritualistic sacrifice. And if the reactions of the sacrifices are anything to go by, they do this willingly! Oh, and the tuna they cut out? It comes already canned.
  • How does Mario get Tari and Whimpu's attention? With a See-and-Say toy, of course!
    Toy: The duck goes (quack quack).
    Tari: DUCKIE?!
    Toy: The waifu goes (Shirakami Fubuki singing Scatman John)
    Whimpu: My queen?
  • Tari accidentally killing a Cacodemon by giving it a VR headset...that promptly displays Homer Simpson with a cinderblock hanging from his nipples.
    • Which brings up the question why Tari even had an application with that screen in the first place.
  • The surprise appearance of Yugi Moto.
    "YOU'VE ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD!" [Giant Meatball]
    • A blink and miss it moment and you'll find that the card that he uses to try to kill them is the "Mario Party DS Anti-piracy" screen.
  • After Mario, Tari and Whimpu are taken to Subway's headquarters and forced to work for the fish people running the place, it takes SEVENTEEN SECONDS for Mario to begin going crazy.
  • Baldi makes a surprise return in this episode, teaching the fish people how to teach math class. With rigorous spanking.
    Baldi: Smack that ass, motherf*cker! Mother*fcker, smack that ass!
  • Remember in "Meggy's Part-Time Job" when Boopkins said if he told Meggy about his new job, he'd probably go to prison? Well, it turns out he's working in the HR department of Subway for his dad. Seems sandwich making is Serious Business in the SMG4 universe.
  • The ending: after all the hijinks, Mario finally gets mayo for his sandwich... and then immediately throws it away for having too much. Mario then walks away dejected while Whimpu and Tari just stare aghast.
    The Intruder... 
  • Luigi eats a hotdog sold by Mario. He blacks out immediately and Mario decides to add more (fanbase-brand) salt.
  • A bee invades Peach's Castle. How everyone reacts and deals with it is non-stop hilarity.
    • Mario uses Luigi's unconscious body; first as a distraction, then as weapon against the bee. When the bee gets inside, Mario summons Peach like a Pokemon (named "bitch"). Peach then smacks the bee right on Mario's nose, which causes Mario to then uses a gun to try and kill it, only to disintegrate his face.
    • After SMG4 leaves, everyone thinks it killed him, and is represented by a memorial service photo for most of the episode. Note that they use an actual picture of Luke Lerdwichagul for it.
      Mario: Here lies SMG4. He was stinky.
    • Tari tries to pacify the bee using the Bee Movie Game. It makes out with it and Tari throws them both out the window.
      Tari: I did it. I saved the world.
    • When Bob sees the bee on Axol's lower half, he lunges at it... and misses, accidentally kicking poor Axol in the groin. Hard.
    • Bob and Axol's reaction to finding out that Melony had the bee in her hands.
      It was at this moment he knew; he'd [beep]ed up.
    • The two then turn to Meggy and Saiko for help, which turns into an anime-style fight that Boopkins gets caught in the middle of. Just when the girls think they've won, the bee manages to survive everything they threw at them, leading Saiko to declare it as the strongest foe they've ever fought. This causes Meggy to call for backup...
    • ...which arrives in the form of Chris and Swagmaster, who hunt for it in the castle's basement. After Swag misses a shot at it, he finds the bee... on top of Chris' head. Cue a MASSIVE Freak Out from the Guards, who begin haphazardly shooting everywhere they can reach, while the bee flies off among the chaos. Then Swag busts out a giant mecha to kill it. It fails.
  • Bob, Axol, and Melony watching Two Piece. Well, Bob and Axol. Melony's just sleeping, much to Axol's disappointment.
  • SMG4 being the Only Sane Man and leaves rather than deal with the bee. He later comes back and plays on a sax to drive it away after being sick of everyone else being useless.
  • Axol's attempts to wake up Melony, mainly by slapping her awake to the opening of System of a Down's Chop Suey. It's actually a reference to an animation made by Antoine Delaknote , copying it more or less shot for shot. Which includes a few quick shots of Melony being hit with other things...like Toad.
  • Swag thinking that he's a professional just because he played Metal Gear Solid for 2 minutes.
  • SMG4 getting rid of the bee by playing a saxophone for it. Yes, it likes jazz.
  • By the end of the video. SMG4, heving gotten rid of the bee, believes everything will go back to normal. Then a beehive falls on his head, which sends the gang into a Freak Out, which is cut by a card saying "We'll Be Right Back".
    The Resurrection 
  • You'd think, with the title, we'd be resurrecting Desti. Nope! It's Greg. You know, the alien that only spoke once from his first appearance to his death?
    • Granted, not a lot of people thought it was funny.. in fact, people on social media platforms weren’t too happy with the episode..
  • The episode begins with the Wii Fit Trainer doing a yoga session with Mario...with the latter failing to replicate the poses without breaking his bones.
  • When the UFO begins to attack, Toad tries to defend himself by using Toadette, only for both to be disintegrated anyways.
  • Bob teaches some aliens that "Hoes" means "I love you". After gaining powers, he kills the aliens by accident.
  • Bob, ever the Dirty Coward;
    Bob: Umm... Yes! I've come to offer these guys as sacrifices for you!
  • In a battle against a horde of monsters, Tari gets dog-piled by three of them. In the midst of the panic, Tari blasts them off her with a spell that turns them into ducks.
  • When Bob steps on the altar to receive it's power, he gains Super Saiyan God hair and Glowing Eyes of Doom. Mario throws Greg's corpse at him to stop his Evil Laugh and revive Greg.
  • Even as he's dying, Bob proves to be lecherous;
    Remember to feed my hoes.
  • While it's ultimately a Sudden Downer Ending, the last scene has Mario beating up Bob with Greg's corpse in an effort to revive the alien.
    The Melony Felony 
  • The episode starts with Axol bursting into Peach's Castle to ask Melony to be his valentine - only to run into Peach herself.
    Peach: Aw, did I win?
    Axol: EEEEWW! WHAT THE F*CK!? (runs away crying like Peter Griffin)
  • After Axol leaves following the "special" featuring the "death" of Melon-Kun, Mario tries to get past the angrily pouting and sulking Melony.
    Mario: (with head Super-Deformed) Scuse-a me! Mario's got to piss spaghetti out my penis.
    Melony (gives a Death Glare while One Winged Angel plays in the background)
    Mario: (head shrunken as he slowly backs away) Ooookie dooookie....
  • Melony setting up a watermelon Kangaroo Court just to end her friendship with Axol.
    • And right after that, she decides to become friends with Bob.
  • Bob shows Melony some rap music, which causes Axol to worry he's going to corrupt her. He attacks the music box and switches on a Christian rap song, which gets the two upset. When he's leaving, he accidentally hits the box again and switches the track to the Boku no Pico theme. Cue Axol having a freakout while Bob and Melony enjoy the music.
  • At one point, Melony gets attacked by a gang of goombas for intruding on their turf. Melony just makes FingerGuns at them, with Axol scaring them off by sniping them from a rooftop. Unfortunately for him, a certain someone saw the whole thing...
    Hal Monitor: Did you just do something illegal?
  • Ronald McDonald finding Melony sleeping on the McDonalds sign.
  • After Axol and Melony finally make up, Ronald decided to film the Dance Party Ending as an advertisement for his restaurants.
    Stupid Bowser's Fury 
  • Mario shooting an off screen kid for asking when the show will start.
  • The entire CATS play Mario puts on; it's literally just Bowser Jr and some mooks going meow and doing a bunch of weird, vaguely-cat related shit.
  • A mentally-degrading Bowser's reaction to SMG4 asking him to pass the popcorn: he rips off SMG4's head and sticks a photorealistic kernel on the stump. SMG4 thanks him regardless.
  • "This is fine. My son isn't a disappointment."
  • What finally pushes Bowser over the edge? UberEats misnaming him as "Cowser", topped off with Boopkins singing off-key.
  • Mario saving Bowser Jr.... only to use him as a weapon.
    Bowser Jr.: Mario! You saved me!!!
    Mario: Who said I was saving you!?
  • The entire montage of Mario and Bowser Jr. getting Cat Shines.
    • Mario uses a laser pointer to drive away a Cat Bully, except it's not a laser pointer, it's the laser sight on a sniper rifle.
    • To reach a Cat Shine guarded by Cat Bullet Bills, Jr. makes a Golden Shroom to reach it, only to get blasted away by the ridiculous number of Bullet Bills. Mario instead just makes a copy of Bob, who is then attacked by all the Bullet Bills.
    Bob: MY OVARIES ARE ON FIRE!
    • Mario, Jr., and Plessie racing a different Bob for a Cat Shine. When Bob overtakes them, Mario pulls a steering wheel from Jr's car and inserts it into Plessie's neck. Bob then hits a chance cube, and throws the broccoli he gets at Mario, who is promptly set on fire. Jr. counters this by having his car shift into MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE, and becomes so fast that Bob and his boat are disintegrated (except for his skeleton), and Plessie ends up a roasted chicken.
  • When Mario prepares a Spirit-Bomb attack and asks everyone to give him their "cat energy", everyone starts acting like cats. Swag and Chris though...
    Swagmaster: Alright, shoot me with this gun and ill shoot you.
    Chris: Just shut up and do it! (Starts going meow, complete with cat ears)
    (Swag just ques a vibing cat meme)
  • After Bowser returns to normal, it is revealed that he recorded the CATS play on his phone. Once he starts watching the recording, his eyes turn red. Indicating that he's about to go on another rampage. Causing Mario to run away.
    Mario: I ain't havin' that shit!
    Mario Vs. Youtubers 
  • Mario gets PTSD from the Anime Arc of Meggy's intense training.
  • How Mario manages to defeat the YouTubers is funny in and of itself:
  • The sheer amount of gags the video gets out of using green-screen footage of Mark, Jack, and Pewdiepie deserves mention. Pewds alone spends most of his fight as the footage of Felix himself edited in to punch Mario.
    The Pursuit of Happiness 
  • Mario apparently forgot about the Splatfest Meggy won, aka, her Big Damn Movie, so SMG4 pulls out a poster that has Peter Griffin's face and SpongeBob as a ghost with the the title "Meggy likes to cry ALOT"
    SMG4: Look at this movie, it pretty cool.
  • Some of the various jobs that Meggy tries:
    • One of her earlier attempts was being a monkey
    • She tries to once more to be a chef. The first step involves cooking safety (With Mario briefly Waxing Lyrical from "I'll Make a Man Out of You"), and Luigi is forced to give Meggy the ingredients. After having a vision of Meggy setting everything around her (and him) on fire and realizing "he f*cked up", his attempts at giving the ingredients away and fleeing leads to him crashing and gets set on fire anyways. And Meggy's oven is turned on safely. Later, she tries to slice some meat (originally they were going to slice watermelon, but Melony, for obvious reasons, disapproved of it) in the most flashiest way possible, only to slice Mario and not even touch the meat.
    • She tries to be an influencer, from streaming to writing articles. The article is a Top 5 Pizza Toppings list with pineapple as #1...which invokes an angry mob (including Whimpu!) looking to cancel Meggy...and earning her a ticket to the Canceled Dimension.
    • Meggy trying to be a rapper has her perform a duet with Bob. Then it turns into a rap battle. While Bon raps against her by mocking her wangst, Meggy ends up winning when she throws a line about Bob's parents never talking to him.
    • Meggy accidentally summoning the Great Almighty Corn (complete with health bar and Ominous Latin Chanting). This is simply a corn-headed Smough...a boss from that gains the power of his partner Cornstein if you kill him first. Fire was very justified.
    • Meggy as a waitress is a total riot: having to deal with a pair of "Four Fanatics", Gourmet Guy, and even a GOOMBA KAREN of all things. By the end of it, Meggy has burned the restaurant down in a fit of rage and Saiko, of all people, thinks she overdid it.
  • Meggy starts giving this heartfelt speech about going to Port Aurora for a vacation...but it gets interrupted by the Four Fanatics from earlier.
    Meggy: ...the sooner I'm on vacation, the better.
    Nintendo Gets Deleted 
  • Mixed with awesome, how exactly did Nintendo got deleted? Solid Snake sneaks into their HQ and steals their Stonks.
    Miyamoto: Aaaaand that's why Nintendo is over and Sony now owns all of you.
    Mario: (With a megaphone) Uh bullshit! Bullshit!
  • The scenes where Mario and co are forced into Sony games is hilarity.
    • Mario in Crash. After seeing the bandicoot's platforming skill (yet missing a crate), Mario uses his Super Cape to float over all the obstacles. Cue all the crates crashing on Mario's head.
    • Luigi in God of War.
    • Bowser in Metal Gear.
    • Toad in Ape Escape.
    • Bob and Fishy Boopkins in Ratchet and Clank. After Clank goes helipack mode and flies him and Ratchet out of there, Boopkins tries to follow by ramming a rocket engine up Bob's ass.
    • Waluigi and Wario in Final Fantasy. Special mention goes to the Bait-and-Switch where Waluigi seemingly transforms into his Super Mode from the Waluigi Arc, which even had the silhouette while morphing...only for him to teach sex education with the audio from this video.
  • Luigi ending up absolutely jacked after training with Kratos.
  • The siege against Sony is also a cavalcade of funnies, such as:
    • Captain Falcon Falcon Kicking Kiryu in the dick, causing his head to shrink as he sings Bakamitai in a high pitched voice.
    • Sackboy getting overwhelmed by a Magikarp.
    • The final stand between Mario, Luigi, Toad, and Bowser vs. Crash, Kratos, Snake, and Sephiroth (the real one, supposedly), all of whom punctuate their appearance with Jojo poses.
    • First is Snake, who tries to throw a grenade at Bowser, only to get trapped under his own box before he can throw it.
    • Crash taunts Luigi (who early trained under Kratos) before charging, only to put the intense training he endured to use by pressing X to dodge out of the way, A to punch out Crash, and - of course - F to..."pay respects".
    • Sephiroth is up next, and while Luigi taunts him, he's powerless when Sephiroth removes his shirt, revealing to be quite ripped himself.
      Luigi: OH NO, HE'S HOOOOT!!!
    • He's saved by Toad, who runs Sephiroth through with the Master Sword in a very...familiar fashion. Sephiroth's response before exploding from the holy energy?
      Sephiroth: Wow, what an asshole.
      Toad: That's right, bitch, you dead.
    • Kratos, the last one remaining, flies into a rage and gets ready to charge...only for Mario to pull a Bullet Bill from nowhere and ride it into him, much to Kratos's fear. He also sends Spyro shrieking out the window with it before the Bullet Bill explodes, taking Spyro with it.
  • When Mario, Luigi, Bowser, and Toad are mourning the loss of the Stonks and Miyamoto, the Stonks Man shows up to give Nintendo some more Stonks.
    Mario: Well that happened.
    Mario's Amazing Bed and Breakfast 
  • Bob decides to turn Meggy's house into a hotel...and absolutely fails at it.
    • Why did he do this? He took out a bunch of loans under Meggy's name and now he has to make it all back.
  • Mario high-fiving the blade-handed Bob. Twice
    Mario: (head shrinking) This is fine.
  • After Mario lends a hand, you expect for the hotel idea to just blow up in each other other's face, but after Mario decides to take you, you instead see MAJOR improvements to the business, such as spaghetti taste-tested by Toads, and a KAREN VAULT to lock all the Karens (which includes Peach and Susan W) away. Mixed with Heartwarming and Awesome Moments with the first part, considering how bad Mario is at everything.
  • After rave reviews, Bob and Mario decide to hire their friends to help out with expansion of their business...which involves building an entire goddamn skyscraper extending from Meggy's house.
    Blue Toad: That's a huge bitch!
  • Kratos suddenly notices the random mirror in the spa room...
    Luigi: Oh, yeah...
  • Whimpu gets to be the maid for the hotel's maid cafe, attracting the attention of Carl Wheezer.
    Whimpu: Why must I... dissappoint my family like this?
  • SMG4 trying to host a meet and greet session at the hotel... that nobody attends.
  • It becomes extremely weird to see the two hobos being escorted by Saiko to a garbage can after you find out who they are.
  • After continued raving success, Tom Nook, perceiving the success of the hotel as a threat to his business' success, decides to try and shut the place down by siccing an entire army of Nostalgia Critics to review-bomb the hotel to shut it down.
    • Meta example: this scene actually got Doug Walker himself (or at least someone from the official Channel Awesome youtube page) to comment on the video.
    Channel Awesome: So this is how the apocalypse starts... with an army of Nostalgia Critics
  • Bob offers all the Nostalgia Critics a free night in order to prevent them from review-bombing the hotel. Whimpu's job now involves performing a striptease for the critics (plus Carl), clearly regretting every minute of it.
    The Quest for RTX 
  • Tari gets so excited about seeing Meggy again her head explodes.
  • Boopkins tries to clean SMG4's dusty CPU... with water. Of course this makes things worse by making the CPU spark with electricity, but the real kicker is the lightning that comes off makes Mario tiny.
  • Bob convinces SMG4 to let him buy an RTX graphics card for him via the latter's life savings... which he then wastes on a can of beans because Beedle was out. SMG4 later complains why he expected anything else. Cue the Jack and the Beanstalk plot because Mario and Bob believe RTX Cards are up at the top.
  • The scenes while the gang climbs the beanstalk:
    • Mario using Bob as a parachute to save SMG4 from falling.
    • Bob distracting Heavy, which causes his airplane to crash. He then takes a picture of it before leaving.
    • How do they get pass Bowser, who is attacking them? Mario holds up a sign that says "YOUR CHILDREN DONT LOVE YOU". Bowser's head shrinks. Cue Bowser Jr. flying up with another sign that says "You didn't say Happy Birthday to me today :(" It's a critical hit, and Bowser flies off crying.
    • To get pass the Piranha Plants, Mario calls Steve, who builds a tower for them and then flies off.
  • While in the giant's (who turns out to be Shrek dressed like a stereotypical neckbeard) home, Mario gets naked and humps a giant bar of chocolate while Bob tries to get a Panty Shot of a giant figurine, only to be disappointed it's a boy.
  • SMG4's reaction to "The fabled RTX goose";
    SMG4: Oh my God this episode is so stupid! (voice clip: ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME?!?)
  • The goose quacking the Metal Gear Solid theme.
  • When the goose is chasing SMG4, you can hear him beg the goose to spare him because he's a virgin.
  • The gang's reaction to Giant Shrek's death? Dance to Lights, Camera, Action!
  • SMG4, after the trio's adventure, has Mario and Bob come in with the goose to wake everyone up, tiredly walks in himself, and turns to them, and demands they "Don't ask" before kicking the goose in the butt to make it lay an RTX graphics card.
  • Meggy gives an abridged form of what happened in the pilot of her new show. While everyone is pretty concerned that Meggy's been through that much on her first day, Bob compares it to an average Wednesday for them. He's not wrong, either.
    If Mario Was in.... Friday Night Funkin 
    Mario goes to the Dentist... 
  • The reason why Mario's at the dentist? He ate a plate of spaghetti he found in the trash. Which was full of needles and broken glass.
  • Mario getting into a fight with the dentist, the Medic from TF2. Mario then becomes the dentist after killing him.
  • Tari and Swag both being afraid of the dentist with Saiko forced to keep Tari from fleeing and Chris locking down Swag Hannibal Lecter-style.
  • After trying to get Tari to go to her appointment, Saiko immediately changes gears after finding out Mario's the dentist.
  • After Mario's "surgery" causes Tari's teeth to fall off, Swag breaks out of his chains and flees with her. Cue a hilarious chase sequence.
  • While in Mexico, Tari and Swag come across some copyright-questionable food joints. Which happen to be actual◊ places in Mexico◊. Oh, and a random cameo from Sr. Pelo.
  • The ending, where to get Swag and Tari to get their teeth clean, they convince them to go to one in Mexico. Cue the infamous "Dr. Amigo" advertisement with Swagmaster & Tari's heads on the patients. Swagmaster gives Drew Pickles-style commentary about how he now has boobs and Dr. Mario's vaccine needle looks like his penis and Tari just sits there crying. It ends with Chris & Saiko's heads on Dr. Amigo's assistants.
    If Mario Was in.... Friday Night Funkin 2 
  • Luigi's first reaction to seeing Mommy Mearest?
    Luigi: AH! DEMON MILF!!!
  • While stuck in the funkin' curse, Mario forces Big Smoke out of his car at gunpoint, who flees in-time with the music. As Mario drives his way to the Boyfriend and Girlfriend, he runs over the poor Koopa in a wheelchair, and the way the imagery and music skip makes it look like Mario just backed up and repeatedly ran him over.
  • Despite Mr. Monitor not being cursed by Mommy, he ends up joining the crew in the battle because he got lost on his way to the bathroom. Similarly, Belle ends up working with Mommy because she pays well.
  • Pretty much the entirety of the rap battles in this episode are a gold mine.
    • Mario vs Ruv (track name: Suck Mah D): In order to beat Ruv at Zavodila, Mario pulls out Toad, whose screeches annoy Ruv to the point he explodes. Toad asks Mario to pay him for his help, causing Mario to give him a peace sign and fade out of existence.
    • Whimpu vs Senpai (track name: My Queen): The entire battle consists of Senpai and Whimpu simping for Saiko, while she looks on annoyed. Whimpu finally beats him by offering her a bucket of chicken, causing Senpai to start getting pissed off. Just when it looks like he's about to transform into the Spirit, Saiko just kicks him in the nuts.
    • Swag vs Pico (track name: angel of death): The entire battle is this because of the fact their battle gets actual lyrics.
    Pico: Bitch come at me, I'll give you cuts.
    Bruise your face and bust your nuts.
    With so much pain, you can only whine.
    * Gibberish lyrics from "Pico"*
    Swag: Lol you may think you're a musical genius
    But your head looks like a thre pronged penis.
    You're a little gnome with a fetish for guns.
    If you wanna use one, let me show you how it's done.
    • Hal Monitor vs Tankman (track name: Happy): Neither of them rap throughout the entire segment, instead just shooting at each other with their guns and unlike the previous attempt with Swag and Chris, this actually works as the battle ends when Hal kills Tankman with a headshot. The absolutely adorable smiles they give each other before opening fire with looks of murder in their eyes makes it even better.
    Hal: "Suck on it, you bitch."
  • If you paid attention to the song names, they actually correspond to on specific detail in each battle (e.g. "Suck Mah D" has Toad scream "suck my dick").
  • The episode ends with Daddy Dearest picking up his wife and telling them they have more important things then rap battles, like discovering the secrets of the universe. He says all this with a text-to-speech voice as he's paralyzed in a wheelchair with the most hilariously traumatized look his model can offer. Then they fly off into the air together. The punchline? This little epilogue.
Mom and Dad were shot out of the air for invading Mushroom Kingdom airspace.
    Mario and the VILLAGE 
  • Upon arrival at the village, Mario and Shroomy are greeted by Don Resetti. Unfortunately, Don remembers his last meeting with Mario all too well, and wisely decides to grab a jetpack and flee before any destruction goes down.
  • Mario smacking Lady D's ass with a flyswatter, which angers her daughters. When Mario repeats Isabella's name many times, the daughters gang up on him with their own flyswatters.
    The Bed. 
  • In the year that started an episode with a very long title, the middle of the year has an episode with a very short title.
  • Axol and Melony's attempt to build the titular bed is Doom It Yourself as its finest.
    • First, Melony turns the instructions into a paper hat.
    • Then she arranges the planks into a pentagram and summons the Grim Reaper. Who casually greets her by name as Axol stares in bug eyed horror.
    • Melony somehow ends up nailing planks directly to Axol's back.
  • The Toads singing "Jump Up Super Star". It sounds exactly like you expect it to.
  • Once Mario gets involved, he manages to get the bed built... only for it to start going on rampage in the castle. Turns out, the bed also has some serious Combat Sadomasochist tendencies.
    Bed: Shove that f*cking stick up my ass, STICK IT UP MY ASS IMMEDIATELY!
    * Beat as Melony looks at the bed in disbelief*
    Melony: What?
    • The above is made even better since it's the same "Wut?" sound effect that SMG4 commonly uses in his videos.
    • Not to mention that the bed itself is basically just Pokey's machine from Mother 3 and looks nothing like a normal bed aside from the capsule containing Pokey (Or in this case, Mario).
  • When the bed ends up being able to No-Sell the Fierce Deity Mask
    Melony: God Dammit!
    Axol: Melony, language. ALSO WHAT THE HELL DO WE DO!?
  • After Axol calls tech support to get help, we find out the tech support worker for IKEA turns out to be Swag, still pretending to be Mexican after the events of Mario Goes to the Dentist.
    Mario's Internet Safety Video 
  • Practically the entirety of the video is a funny moment, being a parody PSA on being safe on the internet.
    • Funny enough that this video comes after the Dark Web episode, but also that the only person that learns how to defend themselves from getting hacked is the team hacker.
  • At the very beginning, we see Melony watching a video of a watermelon on a spinning chair, then when the melon is shot, Melony... reacts as expected.
  • Almost immediately at the start of the video, Bob gives away all his personal info trying to prove he's safe on the internet. He is slapped and hospitalized for it
    Bob: Ow my balls.
  • Three suggestions on dealing with hacker:
    • Melony suggests saying a swear word. She gets punched by a fist that comes out of her computer.
    • Mario shoots his computer. He's labeled a dumbass.
    • The Narrator claims that if you're a technical genius (E. Gadd) or John Wick, you should tell them to stop in person. Otherwise, you should just create a safe password.
  • How do you ensure your password is strong, you may ask? By making sure it includes a capital letter, at least 2 numbers, at least 3 E's, hieroglyphs, a haiku, the entire script of Shrek, morse code, a dead rat's left foot, the soul of a child, the blood of a virgin, and Ligma (Balls!). Mario responds to this by slamming the Narrator with his keyboard.
  • Mr. Monitor arresting Frankie for being horny on main.
  • Melony is told by the narrator that, as a female character, she should never look up her own name online. Bob decides to look up his own name because he's a male and...
    Bob: What? This isn't so bad
    * Beat*
    Bob: HOLY SH*T I GOT TI-!
  • Susan appears, mentioning how YouTube prides itself on being safe for children, and offers to show off a new original children's program... in which Spider-Man is telling Elsa to twist his nipples, a clear Take That! to YouTube's "kids channels" having degenerate content while in YouTube Kids. Susan just bails after that.
  • SMG4's channel is listed as being a website to avoid because it causes brain damage.
  • The Narrator tries to explain to the gang that Digital Piracy Is Evil. Bob's immediate response is to download a car.
  • The fully upgraded anti-virus software is played by Mr Monitor's head on Optimus Prime's body.
    Bob: That's a huge bitch!
    Anti-Virus: STOP BREAKING THE LAW, ASSHOLE!
  • Mario and Bob end up in Dumbass Jail just down the hall from Franky in Horny Jail and aren't happy to say the least.
    Bob: This is bullshit, I am totally ready to surf the web!
    {Iris Out closes in around Bob's face as the Super Mario World Level Complete jingle plays}
    Bob: Get that glory hole away from me!
  • The fact that Melony plays the role of "Gallant" to Mario and Bob's "Goofus" as a student of internet safety when she is in reality a master hacker herself.
  • Mr. Monitor gets his own chonk form, which perpetually has his angry face. The contrast between the face and the cute chonk body is hilarious.
    WHAT IF...? 
  • The simple fact that one of SMG4's zanier episodes comes right of the heel of his other show depicting literal child murder.
  • The fact that fanfic ideas are apparently stored in nuclear waste dumped by Snoo.
  • SMG4 vanishing from existence when Mario doesn't do something stupid after the former exits the Guardian Pod.
  • Bob as Colonel Sanders, who is willing to fry literally anything. Yes, this is a segment.
    • Saiko eyeing up Mario's head after he fries it at BFC.
    • The only customer to try the "full body deep fry" was Fat Shy Guy, who died as a result. As for Bob's response as he stares at the Shy Guy's grave...
    Bob: Another satisfied customer!
  • Francis, SMG3 and Bob's (except Waluigi's) outcomes after winning their arcs are all silly. Francis slaughtered most of the gang for little more than a childish anime party, SMG3 just changes the name of SMG4's channel and Bob's latest rap is just him spouting Toilet Humour lyrics.
    • It's even better when you realize that this is SMG4's way of showing how meaningless he considered the Rapper Bob Arc because the only consequence the gang would've faced for losing would've been that a minor side character would've been disconected from the cast.
  • SMG4 watching memes at work to the chagrin of his coworkers.
  • The fact that Swag is dressed like Peach and Chris is dressed like Toadsworth.
    • Chris and Swag getting burned at the stake for mismanaging the Mushroom Kingdom.
  • Bob's bemused reaction to Melony calling him a sussy baka.
  • Saiko tries to work at KFC but ends up eating the chicken she was supposed to deliver herself.
  • The whole "cease and desist" segment is even worse than when Grand Dad attacked.
    • The lawyer-friendly version of SMG4, complete with SMG4's drawn avatar appearing via GIS Syndrome.
    • While everyone else is replaced by terrible bootleg versions of themselves, Tari shows up, confused by how everyone looks different.
    • "Marko" being held at gunpoint by Miyamoto to avoid admitting that SMG4 got Screwed by the Lawyers in this timeline.
  • Melony's take on SMG4, where she uses chonk plushies rather than GMod to make a blooper. SMG4's reaction?
    SMG4: I want to die.
  • Bob being unnecessarily verbose in his postive critique of Saiko's ass. She isn't amused.
  • Characters with swapped voices. Toad with Mario's voice, Luigi with SMG3's voice, Saiko with Steve's voice, Bob with Melony's voice (singing Bitch Lasanga, to boot!)... The best moment comes from Melony with Bob's text-to-speech voice:
    Melony: uWu, I'm a kawaii girl, and I'm doing kawaii things
  • Toad isn't impressed by the crew constantly saying "NANI?".
  • In one timeline, Mario never got his pingas out of the door, forcing him to take it with him wherever he goes. None of the bystanders seem to care.
  • Melony's reaction to a video of her simping for Veggietales:
    Melony: God is dead, and we have killed him.
  • The universe where everyone is Bob, from start to finish.
    Bob!SMG4: Lar lar lar making memes. Man this is the best meme i ever made.note 
    Bob!Mario (humping a pile of spaghetti): Om nom nom nom nom nom nom. Wow. I am such a fat piece of sh*t.
    Bob!Saiko: Holy sh*t I got titties.
    Bob!Tari: What's up, it's your favorite e-girl here. Give me money.
    Army of Bob!Whimpus: Hell yeah take my money.
    Bob!Shroomy: Alright kids. This scary story is sure to give you a fright. It's called... The Man Who Couldn't Fap.
    Bob!Boy Scouts: Gasp!
    Bob!Boopkins: Man, I feel pathetic and I don't know why.
  • "What if SMG4 was high on drugs?"; this timeline is identical to the original one.
  • Mario being in Persona 5, and getting mashed by Wario and Waluigi in a fight.
  • Bob and Saiko engaging in a lightsaber duel over fried chicken.
  • The video ends with a dark alternate timeline where Meggy died instead of Desti...and then it cuts to a humorous stinger where a skeletal SMG4 tells the viewers how much he does not want to enter the fanfic universes again.
    She's Back! 
    If Mario Was In Anime 
  • Toadette just yelling at Toad until one of Axol's Two Piece props hits her.
    • Toad takes Apple-chan knocking Toadette out as a sign that God saved him.
  • The Dragon Ball Z fight starts all because Goku stared at Mario's ass.
    • After Goku goes Super Saiyan, Mario attempts the same by taking off his hat and dying his hair yellow.
    • Goku's final form? Drip Goku.
    • Goku's Spirit Bomb takes months.
  • Mario interrupting Naruto and Sasuke's battle.
  • The dance-off between Tanjiro and Muzan, then Mario joining in.
  • The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron, Boy Genius and Avatar: The Last Airbender being included among the anime.
  • Hugh's monologue before fighting Mario. The fact that Mark DeCarlo actually voices Hugh in this scene makes it even better.
  • Mari-JoJo makes a return.
  • The only person Mario couldn't use a Death Note on is Luigi, only because he doesn't know how to spell his name.
  • As confirmed in "The Other Universe", Mario is the universe's avatar. In the "Avatar: The Last Airbender" segment, Mario turns into The Last Airbender because he's, well, the avatar.
  • SMG3 has been using the tip of Inkweaver as a doorstop. And tries to kill Mario for taking it.
    Mario has a BBQ but he's not invited 
  • Mario and Bob are locked in the kiddie pen.
    Bob: I'm a big boy!
    • SMG4 tries to placate them with little Chonk plushies, and it actually works...at least until Mario and Bob notice the food.
  • Melony eagerly volunteers to peel the potatoes...only to accidentally reduce them to powder.
  • Things go south when the fruit comes out, it having slipped everyone's mind that Melony is a watermelon.
    • The fact that Melony's Freak Out over the fruit is preceded by a slowed down "Fruit Salad". It culminates in a fight among Melony, Meggy, and Tari. Bear in mind this took place BEFORE Mario and Bob broke out of the pen.
  • Mario managing to distract Luigi by making him think there was a "big muscly man without his shirt and bending over." Said man was just Toadsworth taking a bath, and Mario and Bob managed to escape.
  • For some reason, Bob is allowed at the table after the incident while Mario is back in the pen.
  • At the end, the fruit is replaced with imitation fruit.
    Bob: If-if this isn't made of fruit, what is it made of then?
    SMG4: Yes.
    SMG4 continues looking awkward as the imposter sting from Among Us plays
  • At the end, Meggy and Melony wistfully reminiscing about Axol is interrupted by Mario breaking out of the playpen again and charging the camera.
    Mario: FOOOOOOOOD! DEVOUR IT ALLLLLLL!!
    If Mario Moves, He Dies 
  • The fact that this episode takes place shortly after the arc where he could have died for real.
    • Also the fact that Mario has been crashed, shot, crushed, exploded, crushed, burned, lasered and many other verbs, and he doesn't die. Technically, he didn't move...
  • The whole thing started because Mario wanted to see if Toad can fly.
    • Mario asks Toad to change the channel for him. Toad gets his revenge by pushing Mario down the stairs and riding him like a skateboard.
      • To add insult to injury, Mario gets sent flying out of the castle as a result of Toad's revenge, then Luigi hears Mario screaming but decides that it was just his imagination.
  • Mario somehow becoming Wario's getaway driver as they rob a bank.
  • Wario gives Mario a gun to watch the door. Then we see Hal Monitor approaching. Mario tries to grab the gun with his nose because he can't move his arms. He manages to grab it, but then he accidentally pulls the trigger and destroys the lock that Wario put on the door. Hal Monitor then thanks Mario for letting him in.
  • Obama's ramp... again.
  • Mario tries to use the diamond that Wario and Waluigi were stealing to reflect the sunlight to get an airplane's attention when he became stranded in the middle of an ocean. It works too well and he sabers the plane in half.
  • Mario doesn't like to watch SpongeBob SquarePants. When he finds himself underwater, he thinks it can't get any worse. Guess who shows up?
  • Mario tries to grab the Winged Cap in Bom-omb Battlefield. For those who haven't played it, said cap is on a floating island in the sky.
    • Keep in mind that this is the first stage of Super Mario 64, and Mario's struggling because he's handicapped.
  • Mario finally gets to the hospital, thanks to Swagmaster mistaking him for an UFO. But since he landed where Toad was, he's about to get a penis transplant in his stead instead. Then the episode just ends there.
    If Mario Was in Nickelodeon 
  • The episode takes place in Mexico. As if they need to make it any clearer, Swag and Tari are there too.
  • Maestro Mano (Master Hand's Mexican cousin) has an idea for a tournament: Nickelodeon All Star Brawl. Master Hand wonders if these toons can even fight before summoning Mario and leaving to get lit.
  • The reason Mario wasn't in Nickelodeon All Star Brawl is because the Nicktoons kidnap him instead of fight him.
    Maestro Mano: NO COME BACK! STOP! THIS IS NOT WHERE I WANTED THIS EPISODE TO GO-
  • The fact that this episode also counts Nick Jr. shows like Peppa Pig and live Nick shows like Drake and Josh.
  • Peppa Pig's family bears no resemblance to their canon counterparts. Their models are replaced by Curious George with a Death costume as her brother George, a giant Minecraft pig as the dad, and who the hell knows where the mom's model comes from.
  • Peppa Pig vs Steve. The battle would have been legendary had they continued this segment.
  • Mario introducing the Backyardians to actual music ends up with a Goomba in an orphanage.
  • Mario is certain he's been in a Jimmy Neutron segment before. While Jimmy complains about his exact calcium intake, one of the zeroes he lists looks like a suspicious Zero.
    • Mario’s “Brain Blast”… which consists of a gorilla wearing a Mario hat turning a valve on a rock in the middle of the desert.
    • Mario manages to take down Jimmy Neutron by gaining the knowledge of the universe. Meaning he read the SMG4 Wiki.
  • The fact that the Drake and Josh segment don't use models, just cut-out clips from the show.
  • Mario's wishing spree after he kills Timmy Turner and Cosmo and Wanda decides to be Mario's fairy godparents:
    • He wishes to swim in a giantic bucket of KFC chicken while Saiko watches in amazement.
    • He wishes for Denzel Crocker and Timmy's Dad to blow up.
    • When Meggy heads towards the gym, Mario wishes for a giant Thwomp to crush the gym, leaving Meggy disappointed.
    • Mario wishes for multiple Princess Peaches to shoot out of a tennis ball launcher while he swats them away with his tennis racket.
    • He wishes for an axolotl to replace Axol for Melony, which just confuses her.
    • It ends in summoning a giant spaghetti that crashes into the world.
  • Every bit of the ICarly segment, which is just Mario and friends hijacking the intro. Highlights include:
  • Mario being frustrated by Dora asking his name three times in a row so he punches her in the face.
    • Also, the fact that Boots' model is an Animal Crossing character.
  • Mario fails to defeat Tommy and Chuckie, where Tommy's model has Stewie's head and Chuckie is Milhouse with a red color scheme.
    • Whilst trying to catch the babies, Mario loses them down the airvent. Looking around for means of getting them out, he spots some candy (which could be used to lure out the babies), the PoulterGust (which could pull them out and trap them) and Grandpa Lou sleeping. Guess which one Mario uses!
  • Mario is cornered at the border and Maestro Mano finally has the Nicktoons attack Mario. Except they don't even do any damage to Mario, much less touch him. Maestro Mano wonders why he even thought making kid's cartoons fight was a good idea. Bonus point for one of the fighters not being a toon.
    • A sense of irony that Mario defeated them with a Skadoosh from a show that ran on their network before.
    To Become a God 
  • Mario dramatically flinging his paddle and hitting Luigi. Cue Mario asking if the paddle is all right.
  • As Meggy is trying to snap Melony out of her initial possession, Mario switches to derp eyes and looks down at Luigi, who was just knocked down by Melony. Thanks Weegeepie.
  • When Bob arrives to explain what happened ("She was trying to achieve limitless power!"), an angry Saiko grabs him and winds up to punch him prompting Bob to say "Please, no! I'm crippled!" Meggy then suggests they hear Bob out, prompting Saiko to give Meggy a Fascinating Eyebrow and then drop Bob into his wheelchair.
  • Mario brags about not needing protection as he's leaning on the medical cart. Not even a second later and he's impaled with everything sharp.
    • To find out how strong Melony is, she tries slashing a boulder. The sword bounces off and lands in Mario's hand just as he pulls out the last scalpel. Cue Melony panicking and then going "Aaah! Sorry sorry sorry!"
  • Melony's training montage...she is not fit at all. Then again, the Fierce Deity mask is limited to boss battles, so the power probably doesn't work in normal activities.
  • Toadsworth carrying a box of Peach's nukes, which goes off when Melony tries table tennis.
    • Which raises the question what Peach would even need the nukes for.
  • Saiko slapping Melony and Mario awake during meditation.
    • Luigi's meditation invokes the Negative Zone.
  • While Fierce Melony is scary, she officially starts her rampage by attacking a Coke Zero factory.
  • The end of Swagmaster 696969.69696969696969696969... At which point, Chris just begs Melony to kill him.
  • The fact that Fierce Melony is defeated by Meggy's sports coaching, especially when Mario reflects Melony's sword projectile with a tennis racket.
  • As everyone is trying to reaffirm Melony that they'll help her safely master her powers, Mario announces that he's going to have a whole arc about being the best at table tennis, then changes his mind after a Beat.
    What If Mario Had $10,000,000? 
  • Mario's idea is spaghetti on legs. How did he get the idea? By sticking two crayons up his nose.
  • Mario's house:
    • His achievement wall contains a Youtube Play button, a picture with Obama, and another picture with a fan. Naturally, they are not his, not taken willingly, and not exactly a fan (It's Mr. Monitor chasing him for doing something illegal).
    • His music player is Steve with a flute. His security system is a Rick Roll.
    Rick Astley: Gonna make you die! *gun sprouts from his crotch* Say goodbye!
    Wario: No please spare me Rick Ashley, I wasted all my money on Only Fans!
    Rick Astley: SIMP
    *Wario is shot*
    Wario: AAA-
  • Mario owns 6000 Teslas. The number he crashes throughout the episode might reach that total.
    • It's nice that Mario takes the time to plant a tree. It's not nice that he turns the jet engines on and cause a forest fire.
    • For a bit of dark humor, it’s implied that several of his Teslas are Pikachu-powered.
  • Mario hosts a contest for his poor friends: Whoever leaves the circle last wins. After realizing what he forgot, he adds bees. Then the angry sun. And when things can't get any worse, a chorus of Toads, which eliminates the crew (except Mario) all at once: Saiko's head explodes, Tari and Boopkins are blown away, Luigi's flesh is blown off his body, Bob explodes, Meggy faints, and SMG4 disappears.
  • Mario goes to space. This leads to a space race on Rainbow Road with Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk, and ends with life on Mars, proving that there is no intelligent life beyond our planet.
  • The talk show reveals that Mario achieved all of these things within the last ten minutes.
    • Seems like the Chris Pratt is Mario news finally affects Mario, despite the previous video containing two memes about it.
  • Mario gambles responsibly...actually he looses a lot of money and manages to get it back by pretending to be a Goomba. Learning his lesson, he gambles ALL of his money.
  • It seems that the next episode might be if Mario was in Squid Game... Though no one can fault Mario for thinking the calling card is Playstation.
    If Mario Was In...Series/Squid Game 
In spite of the premise of the show it's parodying, there are some hilarious moments like usual.
  • The sponsor portion shows Mario wandering about the castle peacefully and opens a door to reveal Bob at the mercy of N. After closing the door and walking away, he runs into the Disassembly Drone himself, who tries to become friends with Mario (bouncing between being murderous and being wholesome while doing so), but the plumber ain't havin' that and tries to sneak away. N notices this and gives chase to the screaming Italian.
    • The reason for Bob ending up in N's claws? He was pretending to be a robot to avoid having to work.
  • Whoever "dies" in this episode will...end up in Playstation All Stars. Judging by the mass elimination, that's pretty bad.
  • It's implied that SMG3 ended up here by toilet teleportation.
  • The first game has some hilarious moments:
    • The Spy thought he could make it while completely invisible. Too bad his Invis Watch ran out of charge midway through.
    • Spamton loses because he looked down in response to his phone ringing.
    • The Heavy tries to pass the line while dancing a jig, prompting the Red Light Green Light doll to deform her neck to stare him in the face.
    • A Luma wants to ask Mario for help in completing the game. It feels tragic and sad like in the original show...except this is SMG4 we're talking about, meaning Mario just grabs the Luma and uses him like a Power Star.
  • The second game:
    • The Mona Lisa is a game piece. So is Beeg SMG4. When Lanky Kong gets the former, he does nothing but bellow an Atomic F-Bomb until he's eliminated.
    • SMG4, coincidentally, gets the Beeg SMG4 honeycomb.
    Who designed this thing?!
    • When JubJub predictably fails his, instead of shooting him, the guard just kicks him.
    • Mario manages to pass...after his brother had to heimlech his heart out. No, not the heart-shaped piece he ate, but it's intact enough to count.
  • Game 3: Tug of War. Meggy and Melony share a heartwarming conversation apologising in advance. Mario and SMG4, on the other hand, have their usual pre-fight squabble.
  • Game 4: Marbles. How you play this: MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARBLES!
  • Game 5: Glass Stones.
    Teletubby: I don't want to play this game anymore!
    Wario: Good your buddy Wario have a good game: Raid Shadow Legends! (proceeds to kick him out of the bridge)
  • Game 6: Squid Game. Definitely a Sony-original Squid Game, despite Meggy and Mario thinking otherwise.
  • Many have thought that this would be a cash prize like in the show. As it turns out, the prize was actually a lifetime supply of PlayStation 5 consoles, which is then followed up by a statement saying this was why all the PS5's were sold out.
    Studying for Exams...But you're friends with Mario. 
  • Mario trying to snap Luigi out of his meditation.
  • Meggy and Melony trying to study and Mario wants to help (because Luigi is being all boring and floaty). You can probably guess how helpful he is...
  • X makes a surprise appearance as a hostage when Baldi asks the girls to "find X." It's then revealed to be a prank. What's funnier is Meggy's very angry face before booting everyone who's not Melony out.
  • The next day, Mario checks on Meggy and Melony by walking up to their room Hotel Mario style, music and sprites and all.
  • Mario's plan to take the exams in the girls' place hits a snag when he can't solve the algebra problems. Or the name and date lines.
  • E. Gadd literally goes ballistic on Cortex's ass.
  • E. Gadd has to confirm that ascending is not considered cheating.
  • After it's revealed that Meggy and Melony passed, everyone celebrated, and Mario's excited that he's going to college. Cue Dude, Not Funny! by everyone else.
    • Becomes Hilarious in Hindsight when Mario (among others) enrolls without passing the exam anyway (justified in Boopkins' case, as the college invites the gifted).
    Mario Does Literally Anything For Views 
  • Mario is challenged to only eat green food and does everything in his power to not eat vegetables including painting junk food green, eating warp pipes and a cactus, and ends up pursuing Yoshi with a giant fork.
  • Mario's Mystery buttons have him pushing buttons which will cause him pain. Only SMG4 set it to emotional pain by mistake, leading to Luigi telling Mario he went to the spaghetti shop without him.
    Mario: Here comes the big sad.
  • Mario eats Tide Pods again. It goes as well as the last time he did.
  • Mario ASMR. Words cannot describe it.
  • Mario tries to distort the video he made to make it look like he completed the flexibility challenge.
  • Meggy does a livestream of Sony's new "Squid Game" for PlayStation from the "If Mario Was in Squid Game" episode (actually a Chinese bootleg Splatoon rip-off that really exists) and is less than impressed. Then she gets a $100,000 donation from Mario…using Meggy's credit card. Mario intends on telling her after she's done celebrating.
    • Meggy’s dances while she celebrates are this too.
  • SMG4 buries Mario alive for what was supposed to be 48 hours… but he falls asleep and wakes up 274 hours later. He then decides to do the “Move to Mexico and disappear forever” challenge with Swag in tow.
    • Exactly one second after the challenge starts...
    Mario: Mario's got to piss!
  • At the end of the video, SMG4 decides to make an announcement where he reveals that he's going to do a stream until he reaches 5 million subscribers. The camera then switches to Mario's perspective, making it appear like a Fourth Wall Psych.
    Streaming Until I Hit 5̶ ̶m̶i̶l̶l̶ 5100000 Subscribers 
  • On Meggy's new costume design, there's a note asking to give Meggy "a bit more ass if possible."
  • The first short video that Luke made reeks of classic traditional SMG4 twists. Mario and two Bullies accuse Toad of taking the cookie from the cookie jar, and instead of saying "couldn't be" Toad says "F*ck they found out" and starts shooting the bullies.
    • Also, the fact that Bob is on the ceiling offscreen.
  • Some of the placements in the tier lists are... surprisingly fitting.
  • The third video has Chica watching slicing bread videos on the security computer. Mario walks in and is freaked out by the video, causing Chica to panic and close the video.
  • Bob admits that his rapping segment in 2017 was cringe.
    THE 5,000, 000 SUB SPECIAL 
  • Remember the videos that Luke made in the stream? They were for this video.
  • As pictured above, SMG4 plays the Mario Simulator game, which at first plays like it did in the original video, until it cuts to him madly mashing buttons to make Mario exercise (with button prompts for the N64, Playstation, Xbox, GameCube and even the Ouya! All at once!). At which point Mario dies as SMG4 roars in rage.
  • Bob enters a public restroom, much to his chagrin, and finds the Crazy Toilet Dude in the bowl staring back at him. After a brief period of being freaked out, what does Bob do?
    Bob: Eh! F*ck it! (Bob jumps on the toilet to use it anyway. The door closes as a muffled scream is heard)
  • Luigi realizes the Luigi dolls aren't dancing... they're playing Twister! It's a good end... but it turns out they were just kidding and go right back to humping each other, setting the Mario Bros' eyes on fire.
  • In this version of Casino Cards and Chaos, Mario plays Go Fish with Toad, who continues to annoy him by saying the games name before he could finish speaking. Mario eventually gets fed up.
    Toad: Do you have any 7s?
    Mario: GO F*CK YOURSELF. (Blasts an RPG at him)
  • Remember when Brian got run over? Turns out that was Mario.
  • In the video's version of the first appearance of the teletubby world...well, let's just say that Anne, Bertolt and Reiner made a VERY wrong turn at the island of Eldia
  • In a version of X and FM's episode, FM explains how the experience of diarrhea is satisfying, X's response
    X: (understandably grossed out) Who the fuck starts a conversation like that?! I JUST sat down!
  • Mario challenges SMG4 to watch Toy Story to get his PC back... except it's been altered to have Woody and Buzz... er, doing the nasty. Poor SMG4 dies a little inside.
  • The Stupid Mario Odyssey video has the game's intro play out like normal until Bowser nails Mario with his thrown hat...
    Mario: By the way, you're gay! (is sent flying)
  • The video for Mario's Road Trip has Mario and Toad driving SMG4 insane with constant questions of "Are We There Yet?".
    Song: Let's play a game... (the car is now flying off the side of a cliff) Look at where we are...
  • Shroomy, in a class taught by the Soldier, questions why they're using the imperial system in their work given that the rest of the world uses the metric system. The Soldier... doesn't take this well.
    Soldier: WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER?!?!? (shoots wildly as a bald eagle flies overhead and "The Star-Spangled Banner" starts playing)
  • Melony's Melon Review has her rate a watermelon a "solid" 2/10. Should someone tell her that's a low score?
  • Mario pulls a splat gun on Meggy after she doesn't fall for his attempts to annoy her into buying him spaghetti. He mentions that there's more to it, and Meggy sarcastically asks if he put piss in it... and is horrified when she realizes that he actually did. Cue the Meet the Sniper title card.
  • Seeing that Tari's been playing video games and drinking a horrendous amount of energy drinks for a week, Meggy tries to get her to go outside and play a real sport. Tari's response is to slowly turn and give Meggy a Death Glare.
    Wii Sports Announcer on TV: Nobody asked.
  • At first Saiko is horrified at Rejection Mode Waluigi's rampage, only to see his muscles and get turned on instead.
  • Steve's chicken accidentally falls into lava, resulting in an Eye Pop from Steve. And then Colonel Sanders pops up, revealing the whole thing to be a KFC ad.
  • Goku attempts to fight Bob's porn addiction. He gets in front of a laptop... cue Smash Cut to Goku on the floor, unconscious and lit ablaze.
  • In the Mario gets his PINGAS Stuck In the Door segment, Bob helps Mario out... by chopping off his pingas. This, combined with the extremely loud scream, is funny enough, but then you realize that Mario wasn't even in pain when he was stuck in the door this time! Way to go, Bob.
  • Sonic and Swagmaster's weird relationship is brought up again:
    Swagmaster: I'm not gay, but damn, you're good looking, bro.
    Sonic: You don't have to be gay to appreciate a man's beauty!
    Swagmaster: Nah, bro, I'd fuck you.
    Sonic: Huh, WHAT?!
  • The Meggy's Destiny clip perfectly summarizes Meggy's inner conflict.
    You're a kid, you're a squid, you're a kid, you're a squid, you're a kid, you're a squid, you're a kid, you're a squid...
  • Belle apparently thought SMG3 was her little pogchamp. But no. Much to their mutual heartbreak, he was just cringe.
  • Melony is enjoying an episode of Sesame Street when Oscar announces that the number of the day is 0, causing her to throw her computer into the trash.
    If Mario Was In...Poppy Playtime 
  • What's the doll that Luigi wants so badly? A Weegee Doll with Saiko's hair.
  • How does Luigi make Mario come with him to get the doll? By showing him the title card. Mario's so scared that he probably didn't pay attention to what was written on it.
  • Poppy's factory was managed by Cave Johnson.
  • Mario's reaction to the "I Don't Care-inator" after crashing into Purple Guy and slapping him with it. His reaction ends after pummeling Purple Guy with it.
  • Meeting Huggy Wuggy, modeled after Cave's ex-wife. And the way Mario...plays with it.
  • Mario makes a toy with a lot of bad traits beginning with Ugly AF, Short, Makes Me Want To Die just for laughs...and gets a Mario doll in return.
  • The questionable things Huggy Wuggy does when intercepting him in the vents.
  • Luigi gets dragged to hell after obtaining Poppy, which would normally be a bad thing... but then Luigi pops back up and says this is a good thing since they can go straight to hel- er, Papa John's.
  • The episode ends with a Credits Gag with a deranged man (aka SMG4) as the creator, Fishy Boopkins as the producer, Mario is played by Chris Pratt, Huggy Wuggy is Slenderman, Luigi is Charlie Day, Wario is Elon Musk, Jub Jub is Soccer Ball, and Purple Guy is a random hobo. No one was hurt in the making of the video... except Purple Guy. Screw him.
    If Mario Was Spider-Man 
  • How does Mario get Spider-Man's powers? First he steals a spider from Ness (referencing the "give me your liver" meme), then he soaks the spider in radioactive liquid. Mario then eats the spider then passes out from indigestion (but gets powers regardless).
  • The Spectacular Spider-Man, killed by a fat, dim-witted plumber falling on him over pizza.
Spider-Man: "Spider-Sense is dead..."
  • Mario flies through a flock of birds while webswinging, knocking him out of the sky and breaking Cube's car.
  • Mario's pizza delivery sequence. He's trying, he just has poor judgement of who to give them too.
  • Luigi calls himself the Green Goober. Cue Mario laugh meme.
  • The episode ending with a text saying that the Mario Bros lose their powers after eating too many pizzas.
  • This is the 666th video. Perhaps coincidentally, it ends with the Mario Bros. going to hell to eat pizzas.
    Christmas Special 2021 
  • Mario starts off as a mall Santa because he blew up the real Santa trying to get him out. The rest of the episode was from a choice to deliver presents instead...The elves are regretting every decision.
  • Mario delivers side characters to Bob to help out the hotel. This is especially alarming to Whimpu.
    Whimpu: Oh my god... I'm a side character!?
  • Joe Boopkins dresses up as Santa to entertain JubJub, but then Mario (also dressed up as Santa) comes in. JubJub threatens to shoot whoever he thinks is not the "real" Santa, so Joe gives him a stuffed animal, and Mario gives him soccer player Cristiano Ronaldo. Guess who wins?
  • SMG4 reveals that he invited SMG3 to celebrate christmas in Bloopersville. It goes as well as you may expect. When he threatens to shoot "Santa", Mario responds by giving the recolors the gift of revenge (i.e. gave them lethal weapons).
  • Melony and Meggy do a fusion dance (without the "fusing" part of course) in the school's Christmas play.
  • Soldier's segment in the song is full of naughty language, yet no one seems to have any problem with it.
    • Mario accidentally kills Soldier. After accidentally lighting him on fire, he leaves behind marshmallows for the new "campfire". Then Soldier rises up to complain about not getting his own marshmallows.
  • Tari decides to put up Christmas decorations in Saiko's room. Saiko definitely does not want anyone near her secret door.
  • When Mario arrives, Saiko gets startled and punches Mario's face in, then it pops back out.
    Mario: *boing*
  • The moment Saiko realizes that people celebrate Christmas in Japan with KFC.
  • Chris's gift is a picture of him being a chad...as a message from Santa.
    Chris: Santa what the f***
  • Seems like Luke forgot to give Belle some eyes in the final segment.
  • No one is paying attention (Except for Belle) to Whimpu who's swinging by the ankle on a Christmas light. He's even like that for the picture.

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