Accidentally Accurate: Normally, this is to describe factual accuracy and In-Universe examples are listed under Accidental Truth, but how else would you describe Dale's erratically-steered but perfect run on "The Eye Of The Needle" in Ever?!
Adorkable: Michael from Season 2 and Ever, Shelby from Season 3 and Ever, Aaron, Ben, Shirley and Sly from Season 7 (and also Ever for the latter two), and Dallas from season 8.
Adult Fear: On this show, there is plenty to be afraid of.
The Alleged Car: Any car used during the course of the show will inevitably end up like this:
Mike from Season 5 bought these exclusively.
Season 5 also had a beautiful Rolls Royce, which was soon destroyed by the bad drivers in a simple drive-in-a-straight-line challenge (with concrete barriers at public roadway lane width).
Season 8 used a sky-blue Ford Mustang GT as the recurring vehicle. The season premiere revealed the state the car was in when the filming for that season concluded; it got so bad that they had to use another Mustang for the final drive.
Ever uses another Camaro; its state at the end of the season was teased in the first episode, and it does not look pretty.
The Alcoholic: Since her appearance on Season 5, Angelina had deteriorated into this, showing up hungover twice, and eventually being booked into a two-month session at a psychiatric clinic.
And There Was Much Rejoicing: A minor example: during Colin's Shocking Elimination during Season 2, many of the contestants and their nominators were happy to see him get kicked off, with one of them emitting a soft "woo hoo". Confession Cam clips taken after that moment indicate that everyone was happy at this outcome as well.
Appeal To Authority: Some of the worst drivers have used this as a defense against the show, saying that they can't be bad because their respective provincial Ministries of Transportation gave them licenses in the first place. A recurring theme in the show is that there are bad drivers who somehow slip through the cracks and get licenses when they shouldn't; in Donna's case, they tell the authorities about her heart condition, who then review and revoke her license.
Asian Drivers: Not that they're any worse than their fellow contestants.
David, Season 1's second last graduate.
Jason, Season 3 winner.
Emily, Season 4 runner-up.
Arun, Season 5's last graduate (who is from India, not the far east as per the stereotype).
Babies Make Everything Better: Shannon and Scott were both irresponsible drivers who totaled cars and racked up fines, unless their kids are involved. For Shannon, getting pregnant was what convinced her to change her ways, while Scott is a very different driver when his son is in the car with him, only to go back to being horrible when his kid isn't around.
Backseat Driver: Sometimes, this show looks more likeCanada's Worst PASSENGER. This trope goes to its Logical Extreme when said backseat driver grabs for the controls of the car (usually the wheel). Yes, there IS a law against that—specifically, a law that states that when a passenger grabs the wheel, the passenger assumes full responsibility for whatever they make the vehicle do note There are perfectly legitimate reasons for a passenger to grab the steering wheel, such as the driver being incapacitated, but that hasn't come up on the show yet.. When the show hires a relationship therapist, this is clearly a serious problem. In these cases, it's the nominator who needs to learn a lesson (specifically, to put a cork in it), as the nominee's driving skills invariably improve (or at least don't get any worse) without the nominator's "instructions".
With Season 5, this went straight to the realm of Domestic Abuse with Wil (who was indeed called "Canada's Worst Passenger" by Andrew Younghusband) and Melissa. Younghusband forced Wil to listen to a recording of himself. Wil was devastated.
Brad's wife Donna in Season 6 not only tended to be a distraction by constantly screaming during the high-speed challenges, she refused to let him do any of the thinking in the challenges and insisted on guiding him every step of the way, which actually prevented him from graduating at least twice, since the experts didn't think Brad deserved the credit for his challenge passes. She did improve in the last episode, in which she stayed quiet in the road test, helping Brad become the final graduate.
While not as bad as some of the other examples here, Shirley's daughter Janis from Season 7 tended to be very distracting, constantly complaining about her mother's driving and also giving her bad advice during challenges. She did improve a little when the duo came back for Season 9, though they were only around for two episodes anyway.
Frank from Season 8 was another example, constantly berating his wife Flora while she was driving, giving her bad advice, and even yanking the wheel away from her during challenges. In this case however, Flora's driving was just as bad with or without Frank present, leading to her being named the season's joint-worst.
From the same season, Margherita's nominator Cheryl was an unusual example in that she was actually too supportive of Margherita, and kept telling her that the experts were stupid and that she should carry on wearing heels and just drive the way she wanted to. This caused Cheryl to come within an inch of becoming the first nominator to be thrown off the show, but she was instead given a warning to improve her attitude, and then Margherita graduated the following episode, rendering the matter moot.
Yolanda in Season 9. She refused to participate in several challenges, and cursed a blue streak at Michael after one of the few she did with him, even though he didn't do very badly on it. Similar behaviour was repeated in the fourth episode, when she refused to ride with Michael through the Eye of the Needle, berated him from the sidelines, and then got upset that Andrew passed him. By that point, the experts and Michael agreed she was just a detriment to his progress.
Unlike others on this list, Yolanda was not the original nominator; she filled in while her husband— Michael's friend— dealt with medical problems. Everyone was relieved when her husband was able to return to the passenger seat midway through the season.
Badass Biker: Paul from Season 6 and his nominator Tommy are the first to arrive at the rehab center on two, rather than four, wheels. Of course, Paul was sent to the show because he had a fear of driving 4-wheeled automobiles. He was able to quickly overcome his fears of driving, and was the first graduate of the season. Fittingly, he also had the most magnificent facial hair of any contestant too!
Badass Driver: Some of the contestants think they're this—which is why they are mentioned under Drives Like Crazy. Some of the judges are this, including:
Philippe Létourneau (high performance instructor from season 3 onward), former race car driver and professional diving instructor.
Dr. Louisa Gembora (psychologist for seasons 4 and 5), who is a race car driver and psychologist.
Dr. Lauren Kennedy-Smith (psychologist for season 6), also a psychologist and race car driver.
With all the demonstrations he's done since the start of the series, Andrew may have become one himself. note In the FAQ before the season 8 premiere, he says he didn't even have a license until he was 27, and had never done any of the challenges shown until he was hired as the host. He also says he was an unemployed actor turned writer when he got a callback for an audition for some driving show, passed the audition and has been the host ever since.
Belief Makes You Stupid: Played with in Season 7. Afiya tried to justify her dangerous habits by saying that angels were protecting her car. This became fodder for some of Andrew's narrations, but he and the experts never attacked her faith, instead focusing on the need for her to develop better driving skills and habits.
Berserk Button: Brad's mother was killed by a driver who was toying around. As a result, he hates drivers that do stuff like that. This led him to become extremely angry at Lance for cutting people off.
Former police Sgt. Cam Woolley is a large man. His no-nonsense stare, intolerance of lawbreakers and his position as a former traffic cop make him a guy you don't want to piss off.
Paul and Tommy from Season 6 showed a more literal side of this trope when they had troubles fitting in the cars.
Big "WHAT?!": The reaction from Amy, Ashley, and Emily in Season 4 when Teagan was the graduate in the penultimate episode (many contestants thought he would end up in the final three). Emily didn't even want to give Teagan a hug before he left.
Some contestants have a condition on their driver's license requiring them to wear adequate corrective lenses (such as glasses or contact lenses). The only time a point is made of this is when the contestant fails to do so—which is worryingly common.
Kevin from Season 8 is literally half blind even with his glasses: his right eye is glass.
Bollywood Nerd: Season 5's Arun is a mechanical engineer originally from India.
Angelina during the first three episodes of Ever. Not only has Andrew mentioned his thoughts of Angelina being the Worst Driver Ever with all the highlights of why she was so bad, even the other contestants have gotten into this as well with various statements on her terrible driving. This was then subverted hard during the fourth episode when the judging panel determined that she was too mentally unstable to even be driving. Therapy sessions with Angelina concluded with her agreeing to a counseling program and leaving the show.
Following Angelina's departure, Sly largely took over the Butt Monkey position, with the experts frequently slamming his driving (particularly his reversing) hard, and Andrew making little secret of his belief that Sly should have been the worst driver in his original season. After Dale was kicked out of rehab in the penultimate episode Andrew and the experts felt it was a Foregone Conclusion that Sly would become Canada's Worst Driver Ever... only for Sly to actually turn in a flawless drive, while Kevin flopped spectacularly in his own final drive.
Camera Abuse: Cameras are sent flying several times a season. The producers seldom let the resulting footage go unaired.
Canada, Eh?: Played straight in Season 7, where just about all of the challenges were themed around Canadian stereotypes. For instance, every other prop had maple leaves painted on them, moose were used as obstacles, there was a Car Curling minigame, and one challenge involved backing up a delivery truck full of beer cases through an obstacle course.
Captain Crash: The drivers sent to rehab for recklessness or obliviousness tend to be this. A number of them have wrecked so many cars that they've lost count. Andrew will sometimes comment that these drivers are lucky to be alive.
Best exemplified by Dale, especially on Ever. Good grief!
Kevin was just as bad, as he insisted he was in the left turn lane when he wasn't (and turned right in front of a bus), failed to see a tractor-trailer rig, and simply didn't seem to notice anything going on around him.
Car Meets House: Occasionally played straight by contestants in their past experience.
In Season 4, which was held at a closed jail, there was an onscreen case of Laundry Truck Meets Prison.
Dale managed to do this with a garage—specifically, she drove through the door. Not the doorway, the door, which was closed at the time.
Casanova Wannabe: In addition to his crappy attitude toward rehab, Colin from Season 2 frequently tried hitting on fellow contestant Shannon and her nominator Sara, despite both making it clear they were completely uninterested in him. Needless to say, they were happy to see him kicked out.
"Look where you want to go" is perhaps the single most important lesson of the show, and thus is repeated a lot.
After demonstrating each challenge (to prove that an average driver can do them), Andrew tells the camera, "Now, let's see how Canada's Worst Drivers do."
And after a particularly bad run, "[contestant name] might be Canada's Worst Driver."
This was actually invoked on a contestant in Season 1: David had a nasty tendency to scrape his car on any surface prompting Andrew to tell David to heed the advice of "if I hear metal scraping on metal, I will stop". When he improved his performance later on during the season, Andrew told David to repeat the Catch Phrase Andrew gave him before he would be allowed to graduate. He did, and promptly graduated from the show.
Censor Box (Parodied): a stop sign appears over the contestants' mouth whenever they swear (along with accompanying bleep). Punk rocker Jakob from Season 5 got an anarchy symbol instead.
Cerebus Roller Coaster: The show has a serious point, but most of it's Played for Laughs. And if you think it's really funny—meet Aaron, or rather, what's left of him after a serious car crash. Photos of him in the hospital were in every episode of Season 7.
Cheaters Never Prosper: On the "Swerve and Avoid" challenge on Ever, Dale claimed that she did in fact, go into the correct lane by watching the car in the other lane. She guessed. This has also been suggested in Ever with regards to Dale's injury in the penultimate leg as the judges appear to be convinced that she injured herself to avoid the title of Canada's Worst Driver Ever. It didn't work—she was brought back to face the possibility of still being named the worst.
Cherry Tapping: The Water Tank Challenge course on Season 7 has a car that randomly backs up out of the row of parked vehicles. Of course, the point is to notice this, and smoothly slow to a stop. Guess what happens next.
Chronically Crashed Car: Every single car ON the show, and most that the drivers have used as well. Lampshaded by Michael in Ever. After looking at the Camaro before taking his turn at the assessment challenge, he commented that "[he]'d hoped to drive the flagship vehicle at least once before it got mangled."
Diane gets to spout one off right off the bat for Season 8 (censored, of course). She's arguably the biggest potty-mouth of the Season 8 contestants. Azim from that same season is not too far behind her. Of course, they weren't the only ones to ever do so...
After Flora breaks the rear bumper off and almost rolls over the Mustang in the Eye of the Needle challenge, Andrew declares it necessary to do so as well.
Cool Car: Many challenges (often ones that require the use of speed and control) will often use fancy cars, mainly of the classic variety.
Beginning in Season 6, when Andrew claimed that viewers were telling them to stop using classic cars, they started buying new (well, almost new in most cases) ones instead! As each season's car is used across multiple challenges, it naturally became the Chew Toy for the contestants. The first of these was a new Chevrolet Camaro. You can guess what happened to it.
For Season 7, they bought a used 2009 Dodge Challenger R/T, customized with a Canadian flag paint job to go with the Canada, Eh? theme of the season
For Season 8, they brought in a Ford Mustang. They were hoping to use it as part of their Final Exam Finale, but given the poor condition the Mustang ended up in, they rented another for the exam. During that test, Kevin hit something with the rental, although we don't know what or how.
Ever uses another Camaro.
Creepy Crossdresser: During Amy's final drive in Season 4, Bob decides to play tourist by snapping lots of photos, including one of a man in a woman's dress.
Bob: Is that a woman or a man? My God!!!
Crying Wolf: In season 2, Henrietta often said she wanted to quit the challenges and that she couldn't do it, so when she said she wanted to quit the final road test, Andrew didn't realize how stressed she was and encouraged her to continue.
Dark Horse Victory: Season 7 had one, and not in a good way for the person involved. Prior to the final test, the experts and Andrew predicted that Sly would easily be Canada's Worst Driver, Aaron would only be the worst if the traumatic memories of his accident caused him to suffer a total Heroic BSOD, while Shirley would if anything do even better than usual without her Backseat Driver daughter in the car. In the event however, Aaron did absolutely fine, and Sly also did relatively well, while Shirley racked up a whole host of moving violations and ended up being named the worst.
Occasionally averted entirely when one candidate does way better than all the rest (and all agree that the candidate should leave), or when only one judge dissents (in Season 5, all judges agreed that Angelina should be the worst driver, save for Cam Woolley who named Mike Butt instead), and sometimes no one can agree, so no one graduates.
Also Averted in the finale of Season 8 where Andrew (as the tiebreaker) cannot decide who is the worst driver, Flora or Kevin, with equally bad performances. They both end up "winning" the award.
And in the second-last episode of Ever, nobody graduated because all the experts agreed that Dale was not fit to drive and expelled her. Andrew even cut up (a copy of) her driver's license before kicking her out.
Season 5's Angelina and Season 8's Flora and Kevin were adamant about not giving up driving despite their overall horrid driving. All three were named Canada's Worst Driver as a result.
Angelina herself subverted this in Ever, when it was clear that she needed therapy for her issues, she agreed to therapy sessions arranged by the show and left.
Dale in Ever is the same way. After the expulsion mentioned above, Andrew instructed her nominator Danny to drive her home. Despite Dale having partially severed a finger tendon and her hand being bandaged to the point that she was physically incapable of driving, nobody trusted her not to try.
Destructive Romance: Ashley's complete inability to get on with her husband while driving caused her to be named Canada's Worst Driver in Season 4, despite runner-up Emily obviously being a far more inept driver overall.
Donna from Season 4 turned out to have a heart ailment and had to leave the show.
Crystal from Season 5 was permitted to leave after her brother-in-law was killed in a driving accident.
Angelina from Ever had to leave the show after it was determined that she had a mental condition and the show arranged for therapy sessions for her.
Drives Like Crazy: Seriously, what part of "Canada's Worst Driver" do you not understand? At least two in every season, and waaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy too many to count these days.
In the show's opening, the Chevrolet Camaro that weaves through traffic and speeds past construction zones has a license plate that reads "XLR8N".
In Season 1, Faith Ann Stone was a speed freak nominated by four people—all acting independently.
In Season 2, Sean's vanity plate literally read "SPEEED". Boy, did fellow contestant Michael get some mileage out of that.
Also in Season 2, Colin Sheppard constantly broke the law. He was consantly speeding and street racing. During his drive to the Rehab Centre, he broke the law 29 times. Also, on his last challenge, he intentionally crashed the car when he saw the final obstacle. (His reaction? He went: "Woo! Sweet!")
In Season 3, Thomas Hobbs was an aspiring street racer. Street racing is a criminal offence in Canada.
In Season 4—speaking of street races—Ashley and Ken actually got into one on the way to the rehab center! Remember what was said about this being criminal? They nearly got the show shut down.
In Season 5, Jakob had serious road rage issues, while Mike Butt frequently drove more than double the speed limit (something he continued to do in rehab), and for good measure drove in cars salvaged from the scrapheap, with bogus licence plates.
In Season 6, Scott and Dean both drove 50 km/h (30 mph) over the limit and were ordered by the camera crews to stop the trip altogether. Note: Getting busted for doing 50 over the limit means a mandatory court appearance and an automatic license suspension.
In Season 7, Afiya had to pull over for going over 50 km/h over the limit while Jon would have been stopped if there had been a crew member in the car.note His car was too small to fit both his nominator and a cameraman.
Season 8 has Klyne, who constantly speeds, texts while driving, and as a result, has had ten accidents in just two years as a licensed driver. His drive would have been stopped for doing over 130 km/h in the oncoming lane, if not for the fact that he was only a few miles from the rehab centre anyway.
Driving Stick: Stick shifts are brought frequently. This trope is played as straight as you please every time, with ground gears, burned clutches, and the works.
That being said, some drivers have had no problems. The most recent subversion was Badass Bikernote Motorcycles have manual transmissions as well Paul from Season Six, who completed a challenge involving balancing a stick-shift car on a teeter-totter almost as quickly as Andrew did and with not a lick more damage to the car.
Paul: (from almost completely level car) How's that?
Andrew (narrating): "That" is perfect!
On the other hand, everyone else did so bad that all five of the cars they brought out for the challenge had their clutches burned out — the last person had to be exempted because they didn't have a sixth!
Perhaps this is why there was no manual transmission challenge in Season 7. The manual transmission teeter-totter did return for Season 8, however. Only one car had a confirmed clutch burn this time around, but someone else popped a tire, and most of their performances left much to be desired.
Driving Test: The last challenge is a public drive administered by Andrew, and it's the one that largely decides who is Canada's Worst Driver.
Drunk Driver: Sadly, some of the contestants have indeed done this prior to going on the show, and in some cases have been completely unapologetic about it (Donna from Season 4 and Scott from Season 6 being the biggest examples). Fortunately, no-one has actually been insane enough to drink and drive while in rehab... though Angelina has skirted it, being visibly hung over at least twice in Ever.
Colin from Season 2 took none of the show seriously. It resulted in him getting expelled, his car towed, and his keys destroyed.
Andrew knew about the street race mentioned under Drives Like Crazy, as the drives are always filmed. He was pissed at Ken. His reaction to Ken when he arrived: "I don't want to see you drive. You drive like an ass. Get out."
In Season 6, Scott found his own bad driving amusing. Danny, his nominator and the guy who paid for Scott's insurance, didn't, and his disgust is quite visible. In the second episode, Danny finally got fed up, tore Scott a new one and cancelled the insurance policy. This meant Scott was no longer a valid driver, which caused him to be expelled from the show—the first time that a contestant has been effectively expelled by his own nominator.
Later during the same season, Dale's idea of a joke was to attempt to run Andrew over. This got her a real yelling at from Andrew and her nominator, and she unbelievably tried to accuse them of having no sense of humor over the issue (though she later apologized for her actions).
A subversion: Crystal stopped finding her own driving habits funny after her brother-in-law Tom Stagno died in a traffic accident.
Season 8's Klyne has a tendency to hit a lot of things, with his mother Maureen (also his nominator) giggling throughout the entire process. During the Bus Reverse Challenge, Maureen kept cheering him on and giggling while Klyne was trashing the course. Andrew was not happy and called Maureen an enabler for Klyne's bad driving habits. When she gave him a 10 "for effort", Andrew chewed her out royally.
Dumb Blonde: Just about anyone with fair hair can qualify, but especially Angelina, the Season 5 champion. Dale, from Season 6, thought a sign forbade a U-turn. She was being shown a sign that meant "Tourist Information Ahead", which is a brown sign with a question mark — which she then thought represented a road and the dot at the end the actual information center. Both Angelina and Dale are back for Ever, and so far, with Angelina shipped off to rehab, Dale appears to be taking the cake on Dumb Blonde drivers.
Dumbass No More: While many of the drivers aren't stupid, this is pretty much the point of the show.
Chris Ferguson, first "winner" of the Unwanted Title to first graduate of the 9th season.
After she "won", Shirley Sampson went on a mission to improve her skills: she read the Nova Scotia driver's handbook cover to cover, had her husband set up practice courses, and took private driving lessons. Her study and practice led to her becoming the second graduate of the season. Of note was her "Rules of the Road" challenge—in Season Seven, she only knew one out of ten signs. The second time, she was correct for an impressive eight.
Early-Installment Weirdness: Two things stand out for Season 1: First, it was held during the winter, not the summer. Second, no Cam Woolley, who joined during Season 2 and has been there ever since. Season 3 added Philippe Létourneau as an expert and was the first season where the bad drivers' licenses were confiscated instead of their keys.
Scott and Dean from Season 6 weren't allowed to finish their drive to the rehab center, which is the very first challenge in the series.
Likewise, Afiya from Season 7 sped so much that the cameraman ordered a stop. Not only that, she hit an obstacle even before leaving the parking garage where the drive began. Jon would have been stopped if he had been accompanied by a cameraman (the Corvette he drove to rehab didn't have enough seats to seat a cameraman).
Being the first contestant to be kicked off of anyWorst Driver show in the world (Colin from Season Two).
Getting kicked off the show — in the second episode (Scott from Season Six set the record for fastest expulsion).
Getting kicked off the show — by your own nominator (Scott from Season Six, when his nominator Danny cancelled his insurance).
Angelina from Season 5 passed only one out of 23 challenges on her way to "winning" the show. As an indication of just how terrible that is, bear in mind that Colin from Season 2 deliberately tried to fail every challenge during his time on the show... and still managed to pass two challenges prior to getting ejected half-way through filming. Even worse, Andrew even named Angelina "Canada's Worst Worst Driver" in a special episode prior to Season 8.
She hadn't improved any as of the start of Canada's Worst Driver Ever, where she became the first-ever contestant not to be able to even attempt the drive to rehab, since she was hung over from a night of drinking, resulting in Chris having to take her instead.
Later on, during the fourth episode, Angelina manages to hit every hoop in the Eye of the Needle Challenge, while closing her eyes. This is after Andrew gave her flats to wear instead of her heels.
The Water Tank Challenge usually floods the interior of the car. Dean from Season 6, however, managed to flood the car's engine with a hard stop after the first straightaway. He didn't even get to the precision driving parts.
In some challenges, obstacles are carved and painted styrofoam. On at least two occasions, they've run out of obstacles before the nominees can complete the challenges. Jamie from Season 6 took it a bit further, she hit a styrofoam obstacle in such a way that it shattered the windshield of the car. No other driver has done so before or since.
Crashing into the concrete barriers (spaced at freeway lane width) in the Drive in a Straight Line challenge.
While many drivers lose most of the water in the water tank challenge, Shelby, in Ever became the first driver to lose the entire 100 liters. He drove over a foam figurine, and the resulting jolt broke the tank. The camera showed him waiting patiently while the tank empted out onto his head.
For getting lost, Chris from season 1. For those not familiar with Montreal geography, veering away from downtown Montreal and actually finding your way into the bus-only area of the Henri-Bourassa bus station by accident is roughly akin to attempting to fly a plane from New York to London... and ending up Mexico instead.
Everybody Laughs Ending: Father Giles and Guy—his brother and nominator—walked away from the Water Tank Challenge laughing after Father Giles stated he thought he did fairly well. He did: although he got soaked, he didn't collide with anything.
Exactly What It Says on the Tin: "The Longest Reversing Challenge Ever" in Season 8. The drivers had to reverse for a full kilometre, which as the name suggests made it the longest reversing challenge they'd ever done on the show.
Exact Words: Kevin's promise in Ever was that if he was named Canada's Worst Driver Ever, he would destroy his license and sell his car. He did both. However, he also did get a new car after the show was done taping.
Failed a Spot Check: For some of the bad drivers, not seeing what's going on around them makes them terrible drivers. What's worse, it tends to show up during the public drives since that's where the drivers have to be the most attentive. Some of them seem to border on Captain Oblivious.
Michael needed to make a U-turn, and didn't see the U-turn lane next to him; he also didn't see the car in the next lane when trying to lane change.
Jason often complained about this, he can't understand how anyone can see all the signs on the road.
Mike Butt failed to spot a pedestrian when he was about to take off from an intersection. Andrew didn't fail that spot check, and this near mistake is what convinced Mike Butt to cut up his license.
Kevin may have been half-blind, but during the final exam, Andrew noticed that he wasn't turning his head; he wasn't just half-blind, he made no attempt to compensate for it. When he returned for Ever, during the initial drive, he nearly got hit by a truck he somehow did not see. (The truck in question was a tractor-trailer rig, which are the largest vehicles on the roadnote There are larger vehicles, but they're used on construction sites and in mining, and never driven on the road. This isn't just failing a spot check, this was rolling a 1 on a spot check.)
Lenny: Watch out for that truck.
Kevin: What truck? (Truck Horn blares as it makes a left turn in front of Kevin) Oh. That truck.
First Gray Hair: During the Premiere episode for the Worst Driver Ever season, Andrew discusses his hair going gray during the final drives with the prior Worst Contestants.
Arun (Season 5) and Diane (Season 8) completed their Final Exam Finale road tests without any infractions and drawing praise from the judging panel, their status as the final graduate all but assured.
Chris Ferguson on Ever nearly had this, he only lightly bumped a concrete barrier during the assessment challenge, but his performance was far better than anyone else on that course. It earned him the title of the first graduate of that season.
Thomas from season 3, kind of. He only failed one challenge on the show (aside from the assessment, which is never passed) because he refused to take Philippe's driving lesson. Technically, he did successfully complete every challenge when on the show and was the second to graduate, only failing to graduate first due to his attitude
Curt from Season 4 and JoJo from Season 5 both graduated in the second episode of their respective seasons while passing every challenge they attempted on the show.
Not a true victory, but Sly managed to perform his Final Exam Finale in Ever without a single infraction or mistake, aside from Andrew's comment on his shoulder-check technique. He didn't graduate, though, as he still failed more challenges than any other nominee. (Again).
Friend to All Living Things: Lauri from Season 7 ... when it's not affecting her performance of course! (She was shown driving with a car filled with additional "passengers", mainly pets.)
From Bad to Worse: The show originally was just about improving poor driving, but it has become clear over the years that with very poor drivers, lack of skill or experience is only one of the issues. Andrew et al. have had to contend with marital problems, parenting problems, abusive relationships, criminal activity, and physical, mental and developmental disabilities (in some cases undiagnosed prior to appearing on the show).
In Ever, two of the contestants who came back to try to improve their driving were eventually shown to have serious mental issues that either hadn't been diagnosed at all or hadn't been properly dealt with, and which naturally hindered them behind the wheel. Two of the "bottom three" also have known physical or developmental issues that interfere with their driving ability, meaning nearly 50% of the Ever cast has serious issues beyond lack of skill or experience which affect their driving.
Full-Name Basis: Mike Butt was the only candidate who was consistently referred to by his full name on the show.
Hard Work Hardly Works: Completely averted in the show—hard work is what gets you to graduate. The best example was Shirley Sampson, who went on a mission to become a better driver after making a fool of herself in Season 7. In Ever, her study of road signs got her 8 out of 10, she knew enough to watch her wheels on the "Know Where Your Wheels Are" challenge, and she only needed a quick referesher on the S-Turn challenge, which she performed without knocking anything over. She was the second graduate.
In the first episode of season 5, Father Giles recites a prayer for safe driving that explicitly ends with "so that we may concentrate on the road". Cut to the good father being distracted by a sign indicating the "World's Largest Pumpkin".
During Sly's final public drive in the season 7 finale, someone tried to take a picture of the test car with a cell phone camera while driving.
Andrew Younghusband, though he hasn't gotten hurt by the drivers yet (though he did hurt himself once). In Ever, this trope was played disturbingly straight when Kevin's final road test became increasingly dangerous, and narrowly avoided a collision, causing Andrew to make Kevin stop the test, fearing for his own safety.
On the final drive in season 3, Jason Zhang stopped on a merge lane on Highway 400, one of the most dangerous highways in Canada.
Dale's explanation of why she left the center without telling anyone and how she wounded her hand.
Inspirationally Disadvantaged: Aaron from Season 7 is a Type C, as he does have a positive influence on the other nominees. He even Invoked it by refusing to graduate so that his condition (he has to walk with a cane and has difficulty speaking, amongst other things) would continue to remind the other candidates of the dangers of bad driving. He happily subverted Too Good for This Sinful Earth with his graduation in the last episode. He also subverted it—Aaron was an absolutely terrible driver himself and wasn't certain if he'd be able to drive anymore. Andrew later said he was the most effective teacher the rehab center ever had—have a look under In-UniverseTear Jerkers for the rest of that story.
Insult to Rocks: During the second episode of Ever, Shirley accused her daughter Janis — one of the show's most notoriously annoying Backseat Drivers — of being "worse than Angelina" when she was freaking out during a challenge which Shirley ultimately became the only driver to successfully pass. Of course, Janis was greatly offended by this accusation.
It's All About Me/Lack of Empathy: Some drivers are incredibly self-centered. Many drivers on the show treat driving like a right with no concern for others. Angelina from season 5, Crystal from season 5 laughed at hitting things (Until the tragic death of her brother-in-law), Aafiya of season 7, Margherita in season 8, Kevin from eight and Ever are all classic examples.
Jaw Drop: Andrew during Ever, when Dale actually completed the Eye of the Needle Challenge in a completely erratic way, but managing to not hit a single obstacle.
Jerkass: Many a driver has initially fallen under this for their beligerent, and sometimes hostile attitude. As the season progresses most of these drivers eventually subvert this when they realize they genuinely want to be better drivers. The only two notable exceptions are Colin (Season 2) and Scott (Season 6). Notable in that they are good drivers, they just choose to drive poorly, and both were kicked off the show as a result.
Scott may never face charges for his literally criminal driving. However, see Laser-Guided Karma.
Colin has apparently never faced any legal ramifications for his multiple felonies, though he did get so much police attention afterwards that he sold his car. About the only other "punishment" is being known as "the loser kicked off Canada's Worst Driver" (more-or-less how he was referred to in a game show a few years later).
Killer Outfit: One of the many, many lessons of this show is do not wear high heels while driving! These shoes can become wedged under pedals and generally lessen pedal control. People who wear high-heels often end up having flats purchased for them for driving.
When Diane from Season Eight said she never wore high heels because she couldn't feel the pedals, Andrew praised her for having the right idea.
Cam Wooley pointed out that the wrong driving shoes can be considered a contributing factor to an accident.
This is what precisely happened to Angelina during the assessment course on Ever. Her wedge shoes got stuck beneath the pedals and she lost control during the slalom.
Both Mike Butt from Season 5 and Jason Zhang from Season 3 gave up driving for good. Aaron likely would have done this if he were named Canada's Worst Driver, but that wasn't necessary, as he graduated. This has been suggested to others, but to no avail.
Kevin is also getting the point; at the start of Canada's Worst Driver Ever, he promised that if he doesn't graduate, he'll turn in his license and sell his car. When he actually did get named the worst he initially refused to destroy his license, but his boyfriend made him go through with it.
Angelina finally admitting she has a mental problem and seeking treatment. On the flip side of that, Canada's Worst Driver admitting they can't help Angelina.
Landslide Election: Sometimes, a contestant does so much better than anyone else the judges don't even bother discussing who graduates.
Large Ham Announcer: Andrew, during the Hockey Challenge in Ever. His running commentary during the entire challenge qualifies. Justified, as he was doing an impression of Don Cherry.
Look What I Can Do Now: In the years before their return on Canada's Worst Driver Ever, some of the bad drivers have significantly improved. Chris had shown enough improvement that he was allowed to graduate in the first episode. Some of the other drivers avert this, and are just as bad as when they left.
Loophole Abuse: A running gag in recent seasons has been to point out how many different vehicles a standard driver's license allows its owner to use.
This was taken to logical extremes with the "Cool Bus", a school bus that was modified to skirt the driving restrictions on standard driver's licenses. Not even Andrew can believe that taking out most of the seats, painting it so it doesn't look like a school bus (it was painted purple), and altering the sign on it (as demonstrated) is enough that anyone with a standard license can drive it, and it doesn't even have seat belts!
Dale may have attempted this in Ever with her injury in episode 7. She had left the rehab center and apparently incurred an injury breaking in to her own house such that she was unable to drive. She was kicked off the show— but this did not save her from getting two (of five) votes for Worst Driver Ever.
Malaproper: Angelina from Season 5 did this a lot. Near the very end of the season, after being repeatedly told that she should never, ever drive again, she repeatedly and angrily told Andrew that "I'm not not driving!"
Medal of Dishonor: The title "Canada's Worst Driver" and the crappy trophy the "winner" gets at the end.
Mondegreen: A possible instance of this with Andrew saying "Sly like the..." and Sly saying "Wind" instead of "Fox". It's possible Sly misheard it every time as "Fly like the...".
Ms. Fanservice: Margherita, Season 8. Though her continuing to apply her makeup after she hit a berm during the Distracted Driving challenge isn't this; it was a requirement of the challenge.
Father Giles, in a panic, hit the throttle instead of the brake, sending the car careening off the course. Upon looking at the results, he stated "What a disaster" in honest dismay.
Mike Butt had an even bigger moment of this in the last episode of the season, when he nearly ran over an old lady who was crossing an intersection (she chewed him out for it, "No wonder you're Canada's Worst Driver!"). It eventually led to him concluding he didn't deserve to drive, and cutting up his license in front of the experts' panel.
Wil (Season 5), upon hearing the abuse he heaped on Melissa, his nominee. At the Confession Cam, he just broke down and cried.
Nervous Wreck: These show up a lot. They're just as scary as road ragers and ditzes.
Henrietta from Season 2, Angelina from Season 5 and Lance from Season 6 all suffered panic attacks and were unable to complete their final road tests. Angelina eventually was shipped off to psychiatric help.
Aaron had one on his test as well, but he was able to finish, and graduated
Season 2: Colin Sheppard deliberately performed so poorly in every test that he was expelled from Driver Rehab in the fourth episode. All participants relinquish their car keys upon arrival and are returned when they graduate; Colin's keys were destroyed, his vehicle towed back to his hometown, and his mother called to drive him home. Host Andrew Younghusband remarked "Let's all hope Colin loses his license before his life."
Season 4: Donna Hicks was sent home in the fourth episode after exceptionally poor performance coupled with an angina attack. Donna was convinced that she could drive, despite all evidence to the contrary. The province of Ontario reviewed her driver's license after the show, revoking it shortly afterwards. She sent the show a letter that the Ministry of Transportation took away her license "because of your damn show".
Season 5: Crystal Hubley-Fararo left in the fifth episode after learning that her brother-in-law had been killed in a vehicular collision. A video retrospective of the rest of the rehab subjects revealed that they consistently failed to yield, the same behaviour that got Crystal's brother-in-law killed.
Season 6: Scott Shurink was expelled in the second episode after revealing on-camera his numerous undocumented vehicular crimes: more than just excessive speeding (which ended his drive to rehab in the first episode), he drove while drunk, while suspended, while under house arrest, and impersonated a friend during one of his suspensions, getting said friend a speeding ticket for good measure. This, on top of his refusal to take rehab seriously, caused his nominator to cancel the insurance Scott needed to drive (insuring himself would have cost him well over $20,000 per year), while resident traffic law expert and retired OPP sergeant Cam Wooley contacted the Calgary police with this information.
Ever: Henrietta Gallant was sent home in the first episode on the grounds that she had mostly given up driving after her original appearance on the show, and any skills she learned would ultimately go unused.
Also in Ever: Angelina's abysmal performance, combined with her medical issues, convinced the experts to send her away from the show for mental health treatment.
Another one for Ever: Yolanda got the dubious honour of being the first nominator kicked off the show after four episodes of either refusing to ride with Michael and/or berating and cursing at him regardless of how well he did. When she disputed Andrew's decision to pass Michael on a challenge in which she refused to participate, and on which he did fairly well, the panel decided she was a detriment to Michael's improvement and swapped her out with her husband/Michael's friend, who accompanied Michael back in Season 2 and seems generally far more patient.
A fourth one for Ever: Dale was kicked off in the seventh episode after running away from the Rehab Centre, injuring her hand (deliberately, in the opinion of the experts) trying to break into her own home, and generally refusing to take the lessons to heart.
After Angelina destroys half the obstacles and almost melts the truck's engine on season 5's Eye of the Needle challenge:
Andrew (narrating): For the millionth time, (the words "Real Driver" appear on screen) Angelina is not an actor.
During a "You Asked" episode, Andrew said that, if this WASN'T real, then the writers deserved awards, asking the audience "who could have come up with these characters?"—and also pointed out that no actor could shake like Tab did.
The contestants first have to drive themselves to the Rehab Centre using written directions (sometimes while running errands too, which was the case during early seasons)
The Assessment Course - A grab-bag of obstacles designed to measure how bad the bad drivers really are.
The second-last challenge is the 'Mega Challenge': a obstacle course designed to test everything the bad drivers have learned up until this point. It also looks rather a lot like the Assessment Course, but also adds a few more elements incorporating tasks from previous challenges.
Final Exam Finale: The Final Road test takes place in the city where drivers must navigate through a series of turns and other things such as driving on a freeway. For the most part, this test usually determines who is stuck with the unfortunate title of Canada's Worst Driver.
The "Eye of the Needle" challenge, a slalom course where the contestants must drive through a series of arches at a minimum speed. The aim is to teach the drivers the recurring moral of their story: look where you want to go.
Another annual challenge is the "Shoulder Check Challenge"; the driver must drive down a road at 75 km/h and shoulder check to see signs indicating which lane they must use to dodge an obstacle in front of them. Season 8 decided to troll the drivers further on each of their first runs by marking both lanes in red, requiring them to come to a stop instead.
Then of course, the infamous Water Tank Challenge, where the contestants must drive a course in a vehicle with a tank of water on its roof. The point is to drive as smoothly as possible, since the water conveniently sloshes right through the sunroof! Nobody ever gets through this one dry, including Andrew. The real goal is get through without spilling too much and without letting yourself get distracted from the task at hand — driving safely.
Two episodes occur where no-one graduates. Of course, no-one ever graduates in the first (since obviously, its only the first episode), but there has always been one other where the judges decide to make everyone stay (sometimes because the graduates don't want to go!) This has resulted in three people being in the final episode of each season. (Subverted in Worst Driver Ever, see under Take a Third Option.)
Near the end of season 7, Afiya is unanimously chosen by the experts to graduate, but Andrew is unconvinced. During the narration, Andrew implies that as the host who gives the drivers their licenses back, he might overrule the experts and not give Afiya's license back. Whether or not he has such a power (if he does, there are times where he hasn't used it), he relents and Afiya graduates.
In Season 8, Andrew used his influence to allow Dallas to graduate over Diane which 3 of the 4 judges initially voted for. Cam only changed his opinion after being persuaded by Andrew.
On the Next: Of course! (Andrew even uses that exact wording!)
Out of Focus: Shyamala got far more screentime than any of the other judges in Ever, mostly thanks to the various physical and mental problems suffered by the contestants. As a result, Philippe and Tim only really played an active role during the challenge demonstrations, and Cam's role for much of the season was limited to throwing in the occasional one-liner, though he did get a much larger role in the last two episodes thanks to Dale's borderline insanity and then the final road test.
Flora on the mini-golf challenge. As if golf couldn't get any more boring...
Sly's attempt at the limo figure eight reversing challenge in episode three of Ever. He was driving so slow that one by one, all the other nominators, then all the other drivers and finally his nominator left the test track. Only he and Andrew remained by the time he finished.
Parallel Parking: Goes about as well as you'd expect, especially when the drivers have to parallel park a Winnebago. Though Shannon from season 2 provided a surprising subversion in a different challenge where she was driving down a narrow dirt road and faced an ambulance, then performed an S-curve to get out of its way. After the challenge was over, she was proud of her S-curve, and then Andrew pointed out that she was actually parallel parking.
Point-and-Laugh Show: To a certain extent, but the point is quite serious: Take bad drivers and make them better.
Preacher Man: Father Giles from Season Five is a Roman Catholic priest. He considered his time on the show a spiritual journey as well as a learning opportunity, and was genuinely happy to have gone through all this.
Some of Donna's more colorful language in the Season 6 finale was left unbleeped.
Andrew has sworn only once in eight seasons: after Flora lost control at over 140 km/h. For you Americans, that's more than 85 mph!
Prison: Season 4 was held on the site of the defunct Guelph Correctional Center (which had been closed in 2001). Four drivers who had committed literally criminal driving offenses were locked up for a few hours:
Two contestants (Colin from Season 2 and Scott from Season 6) were thrown off the show for not taking things seriously enough and refusing to learn. Colin was the first to be expelled from any Driver Rehabilitation Center in the world.
Kevin in Ever sent the judges a letter claiming he was ready to take responsibility and drive well. When Kevin made the exact same mistakes as usual that episode, he sent a second letter stating the same, only for the judges to take him to task. This was perfectly in character; throughout the season, he repeatedly vowed that if he lost, he would give up driving. At the end, when he is named Canada's Worst Driver, he tries to go back on his promise and is only forced to stick to it when his boyfriend/nominator insists.
Right Behind Me: One Ever episode started with Andrew having a nightmare that instead of doing a regular season of Worst Driver, they brought back the most horrid drivers they ever had. He hopes it's just a dream, but the segment ends with the remaining bad drivers standing behind him, and Andrew remembers they really are doing Canada's Worst Driver Ever.
Colin getting the boot caught the rest of the candidates (as well as the audience) off-guard.
Inverted with Dale—she snuck away from the show and injured herself (the panel thought it was deliberate). This sneaking away caused her to be expelled. The other contestants were very surprised when she was brought back to face the possibility of being named Canada's Worst Driver Ever.
Show Some Leg: When Andrew asked one contestant how she passed her driving test (she was, amongst other things, unable to parallel park), her answer? "Flirt!" He really hoped her instructor was watching the show.
Small Reference Pools: Season 8 has, as is becoming usual, a right hand drive car used to teach drivers to reverse in any vehicle. The car in question was an imported/Japanese market Toyota Celsior (right hand drive), which Andrew refers to as a British car. In the UK, the Celsior was sold under the Lexus brand, just like in North America.
Ashley from Season 4 was not happy to be named the Worst Driver for that season and in an interview after the series ended, she threatened to move to another continent.
Kevin in Ever not only snapped at Andrew after Andrew called a halt to the road test due to several near-collisions, but refused to take the trophy and sulkily refused to burn his license (which he promised to do if he was declared Canada's Worst Driver Ever or if told by the panel to stop driving).
Angelina from Season 5 had a mild lisp and a tendency to slur her words, which made her sound uncannily like Sylvester the Cat.
Aaron, as a result of a car accident.
Step Up to the Microphone: Mike Butt from Season Five was the one who introduced Shopping Cart Hockey (introducing himself as Andrew Younghusband). One presumes he was given a script to memorize.
Stop Helping Me!: In-universe. Sometimes, a bad driver's biggest problem is the nominator, who must learn this lesson. In Season 8, Flora's husband and Nominator Frank constantly insisted on "helping", which ultimately led Flora being named co-winner of that season along with Kevin.
Stylistic Suck: Believe it or not, Colin's driving. The season 2 contestant deliberately failed the challenges, getting him booted off the show—and his keys destroyed.
During Season 2, the experts noted that Matt was a very good driver if only he were to stop distracting himself behind the wheel. To drive this point home, they made him drive in a closed course while performing tasks such as eating, putting in a CD, doing makeup, reading a book, making a phone call and so on. The lesson was so effective that not only did the other contestants did this course the episode after Matt left, it was used in all subsequent seasons to drive the point home of not driving while distracted. Season 7 took this Up to Eleven with the drivers having to talk to Aaron (a previous victim of distracted driving) and tell him what they learned and promise not to drive distracted again.
Season 5's Mike Butt talked about a driving game called Shopping Cart Hockey, where you pushed a shopping cart with a car. It was used as a challenge. Season 6 had something similar with a soccer ball, Season 7 used oversized curling rocks, Season 8 used a large "mini-putt" course, and Ever used a car-scaled hockey puck, net and plywood goalie.
Colin (Season 2) and Scott (Season 6) were expelled from the show (and therefore did not graduate). Scott, as mentioned above, set the record for fastest expulsion: he was thrown off in the second episode.
Donna (Season 4) was sent home due to medical reasons.
Crystal (Season 5) was sent home out of sympathy after her brother-in-law was killed in a car accident (there was no graduate that episode).
If nobody does well enough to graduate, the judges may decide to make everyone stay. This happens once a season, but has itself been subverted twice. In both Seasons 5 and 6, when the contestants were asked if they deserved or wanted to graduate, each one said no. The Season 5 requests was the first time it had happened in any of the Driver Rehabilitation Programs (there are several similar shows in other countries). Both times, their wishes were honoured.
In the sixth episode of Season 2, there came about a fourth option: both Sean and Jodi were considered to be fully rehabilitated (Sean of his speed addiction, Jodi of her fear), and both graduated. To be fair, nobody had graduated in Episode 5 (it would have been Sean, had he admitted that slower was safer).
In the Season 8 finale, somehow both Flora and Kevin ended up doing so equally bad overall after the final challenges. Leaving Andrew with the final decision, he decided to declare the first ever tie for last place in the series' history.
In the first graduation of Worst Driver Ever (which, in another subversion, actually did have a graduate on the first episode), the panel is split on whether Henrietta should be "disqualified" because she wasn't really much of a driver anymore to be of concern, and on graduating Chris, the first ever loser, because he showed his work on the assessment. They ultimately decided to do both.
In the fourth episode of Worst Driver Ever, Angelina was sent to a rehab facility due to her ongoing mental issues.
Take That: Andrew has stated that in the show's early seasons, many were nominated out of spite. Things have changed since.
In the Season 5 finale, right before Angelina was to go through the Mega-Challenge, there's a pixelated image of the "Start" sign with an image of Angelina slid over it such that the "S" was covered.
When introducing the Canada's Worst Parking lot challenge in Season 7, episode 5:
Andrew: ...what they don't know is that...other annoying cars will be getting in their way stealing spots, honking horns, and generally carrying on like, well, Americans.
Tear Jerker: In-Universe examples: While many contestants break down in tears quite frequently, there are other times when they've been struck by truly tragic events.
For Wil from Season 5, it was learning just how verbally abusive he was. Melissa, his nominee, later stated he cried for a quarter of an hour.
Aaron, from Season 7, was nearly killed by a distracted driver six years prior to the taping. Every year one of the challenges is a distracted driving course, where the nominees must drive a simple course while distracted (from eating, drinking, smoking, texting, et cetera). The purpose is to show them just how dangerous distracted driving can be. In Season 7, the drivers (excluding Aaron) had to do this course, and after seeing just how bad distractions make them, they had to look Aaron in the eye and promise to never drive distracted again.
While it's difficult to sympathize with the likes of Angelina, her visible deterioration on Ever to the point of an indisputed mental breakdown (of which her poor driving was merely a symptom), and subsequent tearful departure for in-patient treatment, is very emotional to watch.
Tears of Fear: Several drivers are absolutely terrified of driving, to the point where a few broke down and cried.
Tears of Joy: Amy-Lee of Season 4, cried with happiness when she became the last graduate.
Tempting Fate: Andrew Younghusband has allowed his own vehicle to be used from time to time. In Seasons 3 and 4, it was used for the final road test, and Teagan (being too young to drive a rental) drove it for some challenges, including the initial drive to rehab. Subverted in that Fate hasn't really shown up to collect: the worst that's happened to it so far was Season 4's worst driver, Ashley burning out the alternator in the final road test. Of course, the more cynical interpretation is that Fate simply hasn't had the opportunity to collect because it hasn't been used in challenges since then.
The most disliked challenge of all is the water tank challenge. You have to skillfully drive a car with a large tank of water (200 liters or about 50 gallons) fastened on top, with pipes that will direct any sloshed water onto the driver. The idea is to drive as smoothly as possible, to avoid getting drenched. It is pretty much impossible to complete the course without getting some water dumped on you—even Andrew always gets some water dumped on him and in Season 4 he took a hazard too fast and got drenched. He also got too cocky in Season 8 and... yeah. In Ever, he decided to have some fun and deliberately drenched himself.
In Season 6, there was a challenge that involved maneuvering a trailer with a boat on it through a narrow laneway of rims and then launching it. Much profanity ensued. In fact, when Andrew was doing this challenge, he found that the course was too narrow nearly knocking over an obstacle himself, which prompted the producers to widen the course. Despite this, the test was still difficult for all those who participated in it.
84, to be exact. 19 of which were complete write offs.
Any car with a manual transmission is pretty much guaranteed to have it burnt out by a careless contestant before the episode is over.
"The Reason You Suck" Speech: Andrew will chew out a contestant or even a nominator for bad behaviour or not taking the "rehabilitation" part of the show seriously. The panel of judges are specifically tasked with pointing out all the flaws in a driver's performance and Cam can be particularly merciless with his criticism.
There Can Be Only One: In previous years, Andrew insisted the judges had to pick the worst driver, as in one worst driver. Subverted in season 8 when Flora and Kevin were so bad, even he couldn't pick just one and declared a tie.
There Should Be a Law: Andrew Younghusband and Cam Woolley have stated that they think it's silly how much a standard driving license covers. Cam Woolley has stated he's amazed that someone can get their driving license in a Smart Car (which is very tiny) and immediately hop into a motorhome several times a Smart Car's length. Note Loophole Abuse above to see what else is legal to drive.
Too Dumb to Live: The lack of skill these drivers have does indeed pose a risk to life and limb. Seriously, has anyone ever suggested that Dale get an MRI or something? It's hard to believe a fully functioning person could (not) think like she does.
Chris Ferguson in Season 9. Back in Season 1, he was so deserving of the first Worst Driver title. But during the All-Star season, he had a nearly-flawless performance during the first episode (he only hit a concrete barrier during the assessment challenge) that impressed Andrew that he became the season's first graduate—and the first to ever graduate in the first episode!
To a lesser degree than Chris, Shirley Sampson. Canada's Worst Driver in Season 7, she came back to rehab in season 9 and passed all three challenges in episode 2, far exceeding all of the others (including the person she "beat" for the title, Sly), and becoming the second graduate.
Michael Telford and Shelby D'Souza, who were the runners-up in Seasons 2 and 3 respectively, had also become relatively competent drivers in the years since their original appearances. Notably, after the aforementioned two drivers graduated, Shelby and Michael were the only ones ever even considered for graduation during the remainder of the season (and Michael would have graduated in half the time if not for Angelina's enforced withdrawal).
As far as nominators are concerned, Kevin's nominator, Lenny, was extremely passive in Season 8, but when the duo came back for Ever, he was far more willing to call Kevin out on his mistakes, and had even gotten Kevin to agree to quit driving should he be named the worst-ever, and forced Kevin to actually go through with it when he was indeed named the worst, only to initially try to back out of his promise.
The foreign versions have been brought up from time to time; the first season featured the Clip ShowCanada's Worst Driver vs. The World (which featured clips from international versions of the show), and during a season 7 cold opening, Andrew mentioned the time when the Dutch host got hit by a contestant.
Unfortunate Names: Season five has Mike Butt. Poor guy must have been picked on a lot in primary school...
Un-Person/Canon Discontinuity: Kinda. In Worst Driver Ever, they mention Kevin as the Season 8 Worst, completely ignoring that he was Co-Worst with Flora. This may be caused by Flora refusing to return.
Watch the Paint Job: They never do... About the worst example would be the contestants burning out the clutches of five cars. The last contestant was exempted because the producers were out of cars.
Season 4, Episode 4, when Donna was sent home due to her health problems, which in turn caused Cam and head driving instructor Dan to write to her local licencing board and request that her licence be revoked (which it eventually was).
Season 5, Episode 5, when Crystal learned that her brother-in-law had been killed in a motorcycle accident. The episode's events inspired Arun to make a serious effort to improve his driving, and in part led to Mike Butt destroying his driver's licence in the season finale due to seeing the devastating effects on Crystal.
Canada's Worst Driver Ever had so many that it could qualify as a Wham Season. In the first episode Henrietta was sent home after admitting she had given up driving, and Chris was given the unusual distinction of graduating based solely on the initial skills test. The fourth episode saw Angelina suffer a complete mental breakdown and have to be shipped off to a mental health clinic, along with Michael's nominator Yolanda being removed and replaced by her husband due to her negativity and habit of insulting Michael (plus an insurance problem that wasn't mentioned in the show itself). In the seventh episode, Dale got thrown out of rehab after injuring herself, and then in the following, final episode she was brought back anyway as two of the experts actually considered her to still be the worst driver of the group.
"This guy's an idiot!" said by Cam Wooley about Colin from Season 2. While his remark is based on Colin's driving, the other reasons viewers may agree with Mr. Wooley are under the YMMV tab.
"Klyne is driving like an uneducated fool."—said by Mr. Younghusband about one of the Season 8 contestants.
What Happened to the Mouse?: Several "worst" contestants are conspicuously absent from the All Star Season. Presumably this was due to them being unavailable or flat-out refusing to return, though the show didn't specify either way. These include:
Maddelena (Season 1 runner-up).
Ashley and Emily (Season 4 winner and runner-up respectively).note (though Andrew has strongly hinted that he considers Donna, who was expelled four episodes in, to have been the actual worst driver from this season; she subsequently had her licence revoked)
Lance (Season 6 winner). note It's possible that though Lance was the worst, he was only named the worst due to his failure to complete the Road test. Andrew still considers Dale to be worse than Lance, as shown in You asked.
Flora (Season 8 co-winner with Kevin) — while her absence wasn't explained in-show, the series' Facebook page says that she was asked to return, but refused to do so.
Mike Butt (Season 5 runner-up) and Jason (Season 3 winner) quit driving for good, so their absence at least makes sense.
Averted with the absences of Dale's and Michael's original nominators, which the show actually did take the time to explain (Dale's original nominator had fallen out with her, and Michael's original nominator was having health problems).
What Were You Thinking?: In Season 7, both Sly's nominator and the experts said this to him after his decision to "gun it" during the trough challenge ended up with him both ripping out the test car's tailpipe and punching a large hole in its gas tank.
Michael, when trying to start his car to drive to the rehab center in Season 2, popped the hood instead.
Also in Season 2, Karen did a literal Wiper Start.
Jason from Season 3 started Andrew's truck 3 times—though it was already running. Andrew winced every time.
Dean from Season 6 did a Wiper Finish in the icy corner challenge, when he went spectacularly out of control and demolished the course. As the car gradually rolled to a stop, the wipers suddenly came on for some reason.
Women Drivers: Well, the women on this show qualify. On the other hand, so do the men. Paul (Season 6) gave an interesting twist on the trope. During his "audition tape", he commented that you don't need any skill to drive cars. His evidence? "Women can drive them." note Let's not point out to him that he's on the show because he can't drive them.
Workaholic: Season 5's Crystal. Unfortunately, she often took her work into her car...
Worth It: Many of the graduates have left glad to have been on the show. Aaron said that other drivers learning from his story made his ordeal worth it.
Your Other Left: Whenever contestants take a challenge together, this trope is on full display.
During Season 5 all the drivers were put into the same limo together and had to take turns driving the limo backwards around a course. Advice was shouted and this trope ensued.