Redefining parallel parking.
Sometimes, Rockstar Parking
is unavailable to a character. Other times, a space is available but they are unable to maneuver their vehicle into it due to poor parking skills, especially if Parallel Parking
is involved. In these cases, they'll have to make do with whatever space is available, or park in a less than courteous manner.
This may result in any number of consequences for the driver, such as receiving a ticket, their car being towed, or finding a clamp
applied to their tire. Obstructive Bureaucracy
may be encountered as the driver attempts to pay their ticket or retrieve their car.
Contrast Improbable Parking Skills
. Can lead to Parking Payback
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- There's a Mentos commercial where some jerk pulls into an open parking spot right when Our Heroine wants to leave, sandwiching her in. Cue a Mentos, and a Bright Idea: she recruits the help of some beefy construction workers to pick up her car and ease it out.
- In one Archie comic, Archie and his friends find that they have been boxed in by an inconsiderate driver and are unable to pull out. Moose arrives and offers to lift the front end of their car up and point it towards the road. Having done so, the gang thanks him... and he gets into the car in front of them and drives off!
- In another Archie comic, Moose complains about the parking situation, saying it took an hour to get his compact car out of a certain lot. When told that isn't so bad (seriously?), he says that it wasn't a compact car when he'd parked it.
- In Snatch, Tyrone claims a parking spot is too tight when there's only one other vehicle on the whole block. Naturally, when the others convince him to park there, he crashes into that vehicle, leading to one of the funniest exchanges in the movie:
Tyrone: I didn't see it there.
Vinny: It's a four ton truck, Tyrone. Its not as if it's a packet of fucking peanuts, is it?
Tyrone: It was a funny angle.
Vinny: It's behind you Tyrone. Whenever you reverse, things come from behind you.
- In the beginning of GoodFellas, Henry cites being able to double park in front of fire hydrants as one of the cool things about being a gangster.
- In Delivery Man, David Wozniak, a delivery person for his family's butcher shop, has his delivery truck repeatedly ticketed for parking improperly. He uses the truck to pick up the shop's basketball team uniforms to wear during a team photo, which his family doubts he can retrieve and deliver in time for the photo due to his unreliability. David manages to retrieve the jerseys, but the truck is towed with the jerseys inside.
- When Mahoney is introduced in the first Police Academy, he's working as a parking attendant. An obnoxious customer insists that he find a parking space even though Mahoney points out there are no more spaces. His boss sides with the customer, so he does it anyway... by tilting the car onto its side wheels and parking between two other cars. (Yes, it does look something like the page image.)
Live Action TV
- Parking Wars: the whole point of the show, which follows parking enforcement officers as they write tickets and apply tire clamps.
- Canada's Worst Driver: None of the contestants can drive, much less park.
- Malcolm in the Middle: Francis gets 16 parking tickets in Lois' van, causing Lois to be arrested after she is pulled over for a traffic violation.
- In the episode where Stevie's parents arrange to meet Malcolm's parents at a restaurant, Stevie's dad apologizes for being late after someone without a permit parked in the handicapped stall. Hal's reaction indicates it was him.
- The Rolling Stones song Get off of My Cloud has the singer waking up after sleeping in his car parked downtown to find parking tickets on his windshield.
I was sick and tired, fed up with this
And decided to take a drive downtown
It was so very quiet and peaceful
There was nobody, not a soul around
I laid myself out, I was so tired and I started to dream
In the morning the parking tickets were just like
A flag stuck on my window screen
- The video for the Foo Fighters' "Big Me" parodies the Mentos commercial mentioned above, with the band members acting as the construction workers.
- The Flanders and Swann song "Parking the Car" is about this. "You feel like Noah in the ark/Afloat o'er what is now Iraq/Trying to find/A place to park."
- In Blondie, Dagwood parks his car to go pay for a parking ticket where he is pushed around by Obstructive Bureaucracy telling him to go from office to office. When he finally gets to pay his parking ticket, he spots an officer in front of his car writing him a ticket as he had parked in a 20-minute zone.
- xkcd offers this novel solution to bad parkers.
- In one Kid Radd strip, the guy who's in charge of the Mods states one of his subordinates' parking space will be his after he kills her.
- The Simpsons: Homer tries to park the family's station wagon in a stall marked COMPACT ONLY against his passengers' advice. He squeezes the vehicle in, grinding both sides of the station wagon against the parked vehicles on either side and asks Marge in the passenger seat: "How am I doing on your side?"
- In another episode Homer's car gets booted after Barney borrows it and parks it illegally at the World Trade Center. The enforcement officer sent to remove the boot and collect the fine doesn't show up on time, so Homer enters one of the buildings to use the washroom. The officer arrives just as he reaches the top of one of the towers, and leaves when Homer isn't there. Frustrated, Homer drives the car home with the boot still attached.
- In Johnny Test, the twins' van is towed for being parked in front of a fire hydrant.
- Megas XLR: While his back is turned, Coop's titular giant robot gets booted and towed for illegal parking.
- Spongebob Squarepants: A cop is writing a traffic ticket for a car parked by a fire hydrant. A monster eats/destroys the offending car, so the officer picks up the fire hydrant, drops it by another car and sticks the ticket to that car's windshield.
- Part way into season four of Archer, Ray, having been paralysed in the previous season's finale, arrives at the ISIS underground parking lot, only to find the two handicap spots blocked by Archer's El Camino.
- This police officer parked by a fire hydrant... and then the fire department needed to access the hydrant.
- Truth in Television in most large cities. Adding insult to injury, any space that appears to be available from a distance will usually turn out to be a loading zone, in front of a driveway or fire hydrant, reserved for valet or handicapped use, filled by a motorcycle or extremely small car, etc.