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- In a commercial for Twisted Metal 4, Sweet Tooth brings his souped-up ice-cream truck in for service. His midget clown sidekicks aren't all that familiar with the control scheme...
Sweet Tooth: (hits the hood of the truck) Pop the hood.
(A midget inside pauses, then flicks a button...causing the wipers to turn on)
Sweet Tooth: ...the hood?
(The midget turns off the wipers, and flicks another switch...firing a rocket and blowing up a car across the parking lot.)
Anime & Manga
- The '60s spoken word comedy show The Button-Down Mind of Bob Newhart includes a skit entitled The Driving Instructor. The female driving student turns on the windscreen wipers while attempting to start the car. Bob Newhart later said that he didn't intend to offend anyone with it, and if he had wanted to, he would have made the driver Chinese.
- Bill Cosby also touched on this trope in an old routine, commenting how the sound and rhythm of the errantly engaged wipers seem to mock the driver (dumb guy...dumb guy...dumb guy...).
- Bill Hicks has a variation on this theme. While talking about the first Gulf War, he compares trying to aim a Scud missile to an Iraqi driving a Buick, poorly enough to land it in the ocean. The sinking Iraqi then tries to escape the Scud, and, trying everything, activates the wipers.
Films — Animation
- A Wiper Start is only the first of many things to go wrong with Mike's New Car on the Monsters, Inc. DVD.
- The title character of WALL•E does a Wiper Start as one of many things he tries in an attempt to shut off the self-destruct sequence of a spaceship lifepod.
- In Madagascar 2 with the penguins' first attempt in hotwiring a safari Jeep.
Films — Live-Action
- In Top Secret! Omar Sharif's character is in a car put into a car crusher. He survives, the car parts crushed into a cube around him. When Hillery tries to get the ballet tickets out of his glove compartment she activates the wipers, causing them to hit him in the nose and squirt washer fluid in his face.
- The Film of the Book The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy had a Wiper Start on an escape pod for a space ship. Justified, as Arthur is the one driving.
- In The Film of the Book Jumanji, Robin Williams' character accidentally opens the sun roof of a car when trying to start it. Played for suspense rather than comedy, as this almost lets giant poisonous mosquitoes into the vehicle.
- In another Robin Williams film, Good Morning, Vietnam, his sidekick Garlick has a Running Gag where he keeps trying to start the motor of an already running jeep.
- My Fellow Americans does this to emphasize that neither of the two former presidents has driven themselves anywhere in years.
- Star Trek:
- Sulu does a Wiper Start in a helicopter in Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home. Of course he then becomes such a skilled chopper pilot that he can accurately slot plexiglass slabs into the hatch of an invisible spaceship.
- In Star Trek III: The Search for Spock, Chekov and Scotty have a similar moment trying to pilot their captured Klingon ship: "Where's the damned anti-matter inducer?"
- In Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace, Anakin does a literal Wiper Start.
- Watchmen: The flamethrower on Nite Owl's ship is mistaken for a cigarette lighter by Laurie. According to Dan, The Comedian also almost made that mistake back in the day, and when Dan and Laurie save the tenants of a burning building, one of them almost uses the button to light his blunt.
- In Independence Day, Russell Casse, now sobered-up, accidentally starts a missile launch sequence while preparing for takeoff. After frantically stopping it, he mutters to himself "I picked a hell of a day to quit drinking...".
- In Diamonds Are Forever James Bond does this twice. First, when he jumps into the moon rover, he doesn't know how to start it. Second, when he hops into the crane lowering Blofeld's escape sub, he doesn't know how to operate it and drops the sub into the water.
- In Critters, when the alien bounty hunters first try to drive the abandoned police car, they succeed in honking the horn, blasting a hole in the roof with the mount-locked shotgun, and finally getting it started in reverse. Naturally, the second time they use it, the driver looks over his shoulder in expectation that it'll go backwards again, only to shift it into first and drive forwards.
- Used for dramatic effect in Rise of the Planet of the Apes. Charles activates the windshield wipers of the neighbor's car while he's trying to figure out driving it and then crashes it into the cars parked around it. The sequence is to show us how much his mental state has deteriorated.
- During the chase scene near the end of What's Up, Doc?, as Judy tries and fails to drive the Beetle she and Howard are in off a pier and onto a ferry pulling into the ocean (it really makes sense in context... kinda), she manages to turn on the water squirters to clean the windshield and the radio (which promptly starts blaring unfitting country music). Given Judy's track record throughout the movie, this is meant to highlight her terrible luck more than incompetence.
- Exaggerated to ridiculous proportions in Wrongfully Accused. Leslie Neilsen's character tries to hotwire a car. Not only does this cause the wipers to go off, but the lights flash, the alarm blares, the radio blasts "La Bamba", the horn plays "La Cucaracha", and the car constantly bounces up and down on its suspension. He somehow manages to drive down the highway in this state.
- Used by Costa Gavras in Z. Yves Montand's character suffers heavy head wounds, and a passing car is summoned to bring him to hospital. The driver demonstrates utter incompetence by executing the trope. In the next scene in the prosecutor's office, it is revealed that he is in reality the general's personal driver, and that the unmarked car belonged to the police. He was in fact trying to sabotage the victim's rescue.
- Bait Car: A car thief starts the wipers while trying to figure out how to put a vehicle in gear. The cops watching nearby comment that the wipers (and turn signals) are working properly.
- On Canada's Worst Driver, a contestant accidentally popped the hood while trying to start his car.
- A female designer does this on Restaurant Makeover when she tries to drive Igor's huge delivery truck. Igor has to get a member of the camera crew to drive it.
- Marcia Brady does a this on her road test on The Brady Bunch. Slightly different, because she's actually a good driver, just extremely nervous. She also manages to cause the convertible top to go up and down before starting the car.
- In one of the episodes of Eastenders in which Dot is learning to drive, she turns on the windscreen wipers by mistake while trying to use the indicator.
- Hiro in Heroes does a literal Wiper Start when trying to start his and Ando's car in Las Vegas.
- A Wiper Start happened to Clegg in an episode of Last of the Summer Wine when asked to drive strangers' cars in Foggy's attempt to set up American-style valet parking.
- Red Dwarf used a literal Wiper Start several times on a spacecraft.
- Invoked on Top Gear by Richard Hammond, while hypnotised into believing he didn't know how to operate a carnote .
Richard: The handbrake release is a small black plastic lever down here, to my left. The bonnet release is a small black plastic lever down here, to my left, about an inch away. You can see what's coming? The routine is start engine... Into gear...
- And when he reviewed the Cadillac CTS:
Cut outside to show the hood of the car popping open.
- Also encountered when Clarkson reviewed the Ferrari 458 Italia. All the buttons for things like wipers, lights, indicators, and so on are on the steering wheel because what's behind the wheel instead are paddles for changing gear. Except steering wheels move, so the switches you need are never where you thought they were. Clarkson aims for the lights, but does this trope instead.
- In the American version's big rig episode, Tanner accidentally activates his truck's windshield wipers while trying to figure out how the mechanics of driving it. Especially amusing since Tanner is a professional racecar driver and is usually the most proficient with the vehicles on the show. Of course, he still ended up winning the most challenges in the episode.
- In How I Met Your Mother, when Ted tries to teach Barney how to drive Barney panics and turns on the radio when he wants to stop (... when going three miles an hour, to avoid hitting a dig about fifty feet away).
- Inverted in Full House where Stephanie is in Joey's new car and tries to turn on the radio, only she starts it and backs the car into the kitchen, thinking the "R" on the gear shift meant "radio".
- One preview of the game Steel Battalion, which came with a specialized $200 controller to simulate driving a Humongous Mecha, mentioned that the previewer—after being fired upon—panicked and hit a bunch of buttons, ejecting the fuel tank and turning on the windshield wipers.
- In the LEGO Star Wars: The Force Awakens teaser trailer (which parodies the actual The Force Awakens teaser trailer), Poe Dameron flips various switches on his X-Wing, activating the wipers, the radio (playing the "Cantina Song", of course), a toaster, some sort of display that swings out and hits him in the head, and the seat adjustment.
- Bree starts the wipers in the lonelygirl15 episode "Learning To Drive".
- There is a Metroid/StarFox/Futurama crossover short called Metroid Confusion, in which Space Pirates stole an Arwing from Fox. Every button on the ship plays Whalers On The Moon from Futurama...and they are trying to Grandma's delicious cookies back from the jerk, Samus.
- Happened to Pat of Two Best Friends Play thanks to Deadly Premonition's weird driving controls, when he was trying to find the handbrake. Funnily enough, they had just been talking about the D-pad being the wiper.
- Buzz Lightyear of Star Command: In one episode, Buzz is trying to take control of a derelict ship. The first button he presses the turn signal. He then deploys the cup holder. After pressing every other button and failing to accomplish anything (although he does make the wipers work), he finds the crew. Turns out the "cup holder" is actually the steering wheel.
- Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers: Shortly after meeting Chip and Dale and seeing Monty for the first time since she was a child, Gadget lights the fuse to the dynamite that will propel their airplane out of the human-sized craft... if she can remember which control operates that craft's skylight. She finds it, of course, with scant few seconds to spare, but not before activating the wipers.
- Fry turns on the coffee maker on the Planet Express ship when trying to start it up in "Space Pilot 3000".
- When Zapp Brannigan tries to pilot an orbital restaurant he activates wipers, opens and closes windows, and turns on the turn signal. And then he manages to crash the restaurant into a planet.
Zapp: You win again, gravity!
- In a memorable scene in Justice League, Batman, Martian Manhunter, and The Flash are trying to figure out the controls of an alien space ship on the front steps of Wayne Manor. J'onn admits that he doesn't know how to fly the device, and The Flash suggests pressing buttons. The first one activates the ship's weapons systems, blowing a large hole in the side of the mansion and irking Batman.
Batman: That's. Not. Helping.
- In an episode of Wacky Races, Sergeant Blast ends up in the Compact Pussycat (Penelope Pitstop's car). Trying to stop it, he activates the controls that apply face powder and lipstick. Granted these are not standard controls in a car, but it does raise the question of why he thought the brakes would be activated by a button on the dashboard.
- In the Phineas and Ferb episode "The Secret of Success", Candace tries to figure out how to steer Phineas and Ferb's all-terrain vehicle (while it's in motion). At first all she manages to do is stuff like turning the radio on and off and turning on the windshield wipers.
- The Mighty Ducks: The first time Nosedive tries to fly the Hoverquack in order to help the rest of the team, it ends in this.
- The Secret Saturdays: In "The Atlas Pin", Fiskerton attempts to pilot the airship by randomly mashing buttons. He succeeds in turning on the seat massager and launching a missile.
- Batman: Assault on Arkham: When Harley Quinn is attempting to pilot the helicopter, she goes looking for the "gas pedal" and starts randomly pressing buttons on the console. She succeeds in activating several other functions, including launching missiles.
- A variation shows up in the Batman: The Animated Series episode "Beware the Creeper" — the Creeper is trying to turn on the wipers (to get rid of junk the Joker is throwing at him from the car ahead) and launches the rear missiles. To be fair, he's driving the Joker's car, the controls of which are more than slightly non-standard.
- In the VeggieTales video "Larry-Boy and the Fib from Outer Space'', Alfred is trying to give Larry-Boy directions to work the Larrymobile's new gadgets. Not only did he not have time to label them, he forgot which was which himself, leading to Larry-Boy first activating the wipers, then a horn that plays "Dixie", when he was trying to find the flying mode.
- Will happen if a car was last driven in the rain. If you don't turn the key all the way, only the electrical system comes on, including the wipers.
- Some cars (particularly with automatic transmission), have column mounted shifters, generally to the right of the wheel (on a left-hand-drive car). Other cars have the shifter on the floor between the front seats, and place the wiper controls in the exact same location on a stick behind the right side of the wheel. When switching from the first type to the second, some drivers will start the car without incident, but then attempt to put the car into gear without looking and turn on the wipers.
- The difference between cars designed for right-hand or left-hand drive from scratch and have the controls in the standard places verses those that were cheaply converted for local conditions by simply moving the entire steering column across. The light switches and the wiper controls end up the opposite ways round, much to a driver's annoyance.
- Other cars, such as the seventh generation of Buick Skylarks, literally have the wiper controls right in front of the wheel-mounted shifter, and the wiper controls pivot up and down, much like the shifter, and the two can be confused sometimes.
- Slight variant: many Mercedes-Benz sedans have the light controls as a knob on the dash next to the steering column. Many other models of cars (Honda Elements, for one) have the light controls on the turn signal— which is where the Mercedes has the wiper controls.
- And older Ford models had the horn (!) on the turn signal controls, leading to many interesting combinations of the two. The DeLorean did this as well (you push it in to honk).
- Since most ambulances in the United States are Ford E350s, many EMTs and Paramedics will end up doing this when trying to turn on the headlights, because they have the windshield wiper control on the left hand side where the light controls are on most regular cars. Or do the inverse when their (often 24 hour) shift is over and they're going home in their own cars.