The episode then ends with Robin asking who wants to watch it.
After Robin asked them, Raven is happy about it while Beast Boy and Cyborg glares at him.
"The final ingredient is pretzel bread. It can be found... at the supermarket. Here's a coupon."
The Titans going through great lengths to get the ultimate sandwich... only for Silkie to eat it and then regurgitate it.
The entire time Robin was in the grocery store.
After Robin gets back he complains about how bad his experience there was to the titans, who are beaten and worn out from their quest. They all glare at him and then Robin compliments Starfire's new haircut (which was cut off by one of the sandwich guardians) and Starfire's response was just a blink.
Cyborg and Beast Boy's pie song.
Beast Boy taking advice from a hallucination of Cyborg's head.
Cyborg: Then get a job, you bum.
Beast Boy: I will get a job! For you, Cyborg window hallucination!
Beast Boy's attempts at jobs he has always wanted.
Beast Boy: Oooo, bubbles! (Cue explosion)
Lawyer (No, really):
Beast Boy: And that, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, is why the defendant is, without a doubt, guilty! What? You say I'm supposed to be defending him? Heh heh... oops.
Beast Boy: That's what's inside of people??
Starfire taking balloon animals and duck-duck-goose literally.
As well as pin the tail on the donkey. Though we don't see the game played, we see the giant spike Starfire planned to use plus a justifiably very scared donkey.
Not to mention the goose attacking Robin and Robin freaking the hell out.
Cyborg's extended laugh at Beast Boy's Pie Shop uniform.
Robin's gift to Cyborg.
Cyborg: Your gift to me is a half-drunk soda.
Robin: What? Not expensive enough for you fancy pants? You know, I like to think it's the thought that counts.
Cyborg and Beast Boy figure out Mother Mae-Eye's secret ingredient.
Beast Boy: Is it love?
Cyborg: It's definitely love. (Hacks up a clump of Starfire's hair)
While Beast Boy and Cyborg are having a pie fight, BB reveals the original present he had planned for Cyborg, the picture he drew.
Beast Boy: (in an angry tone) Since you like gifts so much, here's what I was originally going to give to you, back when I still liked you! (pies Cyborg with the picture inside of said pie)
Cyborg: (in a similar tone) This is what you got me!? I love it! It's well drawn and thoughtful! Thank you! (pies BB)
Cyborg and Beast Boy's way of asking a girl out: crying and begging on their knees in a whiny voice.
Robin bribes them to keep an eye on Speedy with a Scooby Snack. It works (And Beast Boy transforms into Scooby!)
Robin successfully ruins Starfire and Speedy's date, but can't live with the guilt. He admits to Starfire about what he did. It looks like she's about to forgive him for it, but she punches him out instead.
Adding to the hilarity is that Cyborg and Beast Boy say "No" in the exact same tone every time.
The face Robin is making.
Robin is suffering from mission withdrawal when there's no crime for a week. He gets all twitchy and on edge like a drug addict.
Robin tried to make sleeping a competitive sport.
Raven shutting down Robin.
Robin: Raven, you need to-
Beast Boy reveals that he paints other animals green to fool the Titans so he can relax. Cut to a flashback where Robin is screaming for Beast Boy's help while a big thug is choking him, not realizing that the fat green dog in a bite collar is just a regular dog.
Robin: That explains a lot.
At the end, Robin manages to finally relax and ignores the call... only to find out that the Titans are really in danger.
The contests the Titans held to figure out whose turn it is to do laundry.
After Raven magically strips the other Titans so that she can get the laundry over and done with, the others immediately panic and cover themselves, except for Beast Boy, who just shrugs and goes about his business.
Raven's attempts in washing the Titans' outfits.
Cyborg's robot closet. There are several Shout Outs to other shows... and a Fembot body stashed in there too.
Cyborg: (embarrassed) Heh, heh, how did that get there?
Starfire's attempt at sewing which ends with her somehow baking a beautiful dress...which she hates.
Didn't use enough milk, apparently.
Robin gets locked out of the tower while in the nude. He gets swarmed by bees and fan-girls with camera-phones.
When Gizmo shows up with a robot army to take down the Titans, he takes one look at Robin's naked bod and hightails it out of there.
When their clothes have a mind of their own and force them to wear each others outfits. Only it turns out that Raven cast a spell onto their outfits to teach Robin a lesson for not doing the laundry.
BB trying to use the husk to convince a returning Starfire he's fine.
Starfire trashing the room and gearing up to seriously harm the others when they told her they've lost Silkie. When he suddenly shows up in the elevator behind her. Her rage quickly subsides and she goes on as if nothing happened.
Robin is putting the Titans through Training from Hell jumping jacks. Raven is doing girly ones in midair, Cyborg literally falls apart from exhaustion, and Starfire goes so fast, she warps through time and comes back wearing ancient Egyptian clothing.
Beast Boy: Is this about that planet blowing up? Okay so I messed up. But everybody messes up from time to time. To time to time. To time. Robin: To time. Raven: To time. Cyborg: To time.
The auditions: Vixen nearly gets in but since she was in bird mode at the time, her eating a worm breaks the deal for the Titans. B'wana Beast merging Silkie and a Rabbit together gets him thrown out instantly. And Detective Chimp doesn't even get to say three words before being kicked aside (literally via a boot on a spring).
Cyborg heckling the auditiontionists. He kept on calling Vixen lame and made a bunch of puns with B'wana Beast's name.
Cyborg: (pointing at B'wana Beast's loincloth) If you B'wana some pants, I can get you some!
Both: Wonder Twin powers... activate! Jayna: Shape of tiger! (transforms) Robin: That tiger is awesome! Zan: Form of water! (transforms) Robin:(Beat) ...That tiger is awesome! Zan:(Disheartened)I can also transform into ice and gas...
The twins soon make it clear that they need to be together to activate their powers, but seeing as Zan is basically useless, they offer him a job... as a receptionist.
Cyborg: We watch a lot of daytime talk shows together.
Robin testing Terra by jumping out when she least expects it.
*pops out of a bush* TITAN TEST!
Cyborg suggests Terra is "in 'the L word'" with Beast Boy...
Near the end, when Terra tears apart the island to crush Beast Boy with a massive boulder, the view pans out to encompass everything, the entire island shakes dramatically... and then a round chunk just comes out of the island with a small *pop* noise.
Just like how Starfire and Raven are benchwarmers, the Hive Fivers have See-more and Billy Numerous sitting out as well.
What do the Team Titans do when they lose the dodge ball championship to the Hive Fivers? They call the cops to arrest them and win by default. The Hive may have won, but they're still criminals.
Beast Boy always being the last one to be hit with the balls.
"Burger vs. Burrito"
Seeing Beast Boy dancing to beat box music as a cat. Doubles as a Crowning Moment of Adorable.
Beast Boy's song about burritos and Cyborg's song about burgers.
One of the moments of the montage of the fight escalating shows Beast Boy, as a gorilla, trying to eat a pile of bananas. Cyborg somehow managed to replace the edible part of the bananas with burgers.
And then when Cyborg can't start the car... because Beast Boy replaced the engine with a burrito.
Cyborg and Beast Boy have various burger vs. burrito challenges; including a hill race, shooting range, and aerodynamic tests.
The final challenge has a humungous burger-bot fighting a burrito Kaiju. It's a draw.
During the final food battle, Robin, Starfire, and Raven finally make a solid opinion on their food preference in the burger vs. burrito debate. They'd rather go out for pizza.
Likewise after the battle, Cyborg and Beast Boy are having a hankering for food. Unfortunately, one wants ice cream, but the other wants pie. Fortunately, they're willing to combine the two this time.
After Cyborg and Beast Boy divide the tower, Beast Boy puts Raven in a giant burrito after she sleeps on Cyborg's side and in retaliation she telekinetically wraps his ears around his head. When Cyborg laughs, she removes his screws and he falls apart.
Beast Boy's constant attempts to hit on Raven. It's like he's channeling Johnny Bravo.
Cyborg's reactions to Robin trying to mimic Aquaman in general
"WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU!?"
How the episode ends up: Just as Beast Boy and Raven are about to kiss in a climactic rooftop wedding, Cyborg flies in and announces that there was a glitch in his program. Beast Boy's match is now... the scratching post, which he immediately falls for. Raven's pissed, but Robin takes the chance to retry Starfire, as it might have changed for her too. Which it does, as her new match is also... the scratching post. Cue Beast Boy and Starfire getting into a catfight over the affections of the scratching post, Robin and Aquaman crying in each others' arms, Cyborg puzzled and sad over his failed program, and Raven hating everything.
"Colors of Raven"
Beast Boy's version of counting.
"Zero, one, two..."
Red Raven beating the crap out of Cyborg and Robin for no reason. Strangely, she never once harms Beast Boy.
Pink Raven goes around making everything a Sugar Bowl. Beast Boy and Cyborg are supposed to catch her, but have a fun time in the saccharine setting she made.
While they were having a lovely picnic, Pink Raven ends up capturing herself. With her gone, everything returns to normal and the food the BB and Cy were eating turns back into garbage. Cyborg and Beast Boy's "Collect All Five" faces end up being a sharp contrast to Robin and Starfire's faces of glee.
Starfire and Robin go after Purple Raven, who has set up a kissing booth. Robin knows what he must do: get in line and smooch her. Just as they were about to kiss, Starfire knocks him away and captures Purple Raven herself.
When the Titans go into the big robot, a Teen Titan version of "Go Go Power Rangers" plays.
Robin's arrogance causes the Titan's first outing with their Humongous Mecha to be total failure. They couldn't even stop Kitten from robbing a bank and she's just an ordinary teenager.
Everyone is creeped out by Robin's incredibly muscular left leg. This is what Raven has to say.
The team doesn't take Starfire being evil seriously at first, so she has to commit evil acts to convince them to do so. How does she convince Robin? By destroying a year's supply of his hair gel. How does she convince the rest of the team? By blowing up the moon!
What happens when Starfire destroys the hair gel: Robin's hair reverts back to Burt Ward's hairstyle.
The way Starfire describes her attempt to get Robin to notice her... as a supervillain:
Cyborgs and Beast Boy's reactions to the word "responsibility".
As the Titans struggle to go through a day without their powers to win their bet against Robin, Raven is hit the hardest with this, as her constant levitation seems to have left her leg muscles weak, causing her to wobble and stumble all over the place.
In the fight against the Hive 5, Cyborg, Starfire, Raven, and Beast Boy realize that they can do just fine without their powers, beating the bad guys by using only a mailbox, a stick, a walker, and an angry cat, respectively.
When Robin fears Batman's wrath for the Titans trashing the Bat cave, he goes through a number of quick changes acting out a rapid fire conversation of him begging Batman for forgiveness. Including his hair changing to look like Batman's cowl and even has "Batman" ask what "Alfred" thinks and acts him out as well.
Raven's friendship with the bats.
I'm suddenly much less afraid of Batman.
Starfire in Batgirl's suit and Robin's reaction to it.
Her fight with Jinx is funny as well.
Both the opening with Robin gloating and the end where he decides to blame the Joker.
"Caged Tiger" "Second Christmas" "Nose Mouth"
"WRONG! SO WRONG! RAVEN WAS SO WRONG!"
"THAT WOMAN HAS LOST HER HUMANITY!"
Raven's crazy kicks. At one point Jinx catches both her legs and she kicks with a third leg. Jinx is just as confused as the audience.
Recall in a past episode, Raven could barely walk, and now, she's a pro at it!
Beast Boy just can't get enough of Raven's legs.
And Raven seems to like the attention, to the point that she happily shows off her legs again after Beast Boy freaks out upon seeing them being hidden by her cloak.
Cyborg puts on Raven's cloak and it makes him act like her; floating around, speaking in monotone, and using his nonexistent magic.
"Breakfast Cheese" "Waffles" “Opposites"
The “Official Superhero Conduct Charter" has some rather funny things written on it by both Superman and Batman.
Superman: BRUCE - PLEASE REVIEW BEFORE OUR NEXT MEETING :) HUGS! -CLARK
Batman: ALFRED - PLEASE FILE THIS AWAY WITH THE OTHER FILES I DON'T CARE ABOUT. -B
(A little doodle of Batman's logo with a speech bubble above it): I SHALL BECOME THE BAT!
Robin: "I am watching-" *runs into a wall*
Also when they're trying to hide their relationship from Robin and Gizmo.
Starfire's dream, where after the other Titans refuse to go on a picnic with her she screams and turns them into cats.
Robin's dream is a collage of redubbed footage from the original series, starting out with the climax of Trouble in Tokyo in where he defeats the villain in one strike.
The first place Robin has the Titans look for the missing Starfire? Beneath the yard.
Raven's total unwillingness to use her arms in this episode, going so far as to levitate Starfire's bracelets instead of wearing them during a role-playing session with Blackfire.
She didn't even wear Starfire's clothes like the other Titans; she just wore them over her closed cloak.
Robin's declaration that he's "only attracted to niceness, and sweetness, and innocent things, like a puppy with ears too big for it's head!". This was in reaction to Blackfire asking him if he missed her.