The subplot from The Hood, the Bud and the Kelly that involves Al, Jefferson and the rest of their NO MA'AM buddies trying to install a satellite dish on the Bundy roof, complete with the wives setting up a betting pool that involves betting on which husband will fall off the roof and where he'll land.
Made even funnier by the incredibly low-budget, obvious dummies of the characters.
Kelly's documentary, "Sheos", particularly the opening credits.
The entire episode of "Bud Hits The Books", starting with Bud being caught having A Date with Rosie Palms in the library...
Pretty much any scene involving Bud getting caught with his rubber blow-up dolls.
For example, when Marcy's pretty niece, Amber appears at his window:
Amber: Psst! Psst!
Bud:(reaches under his bed) Damn leaky rubber woman...
In one episode, Bud was asked to entertain the sister of Kelly's Latin Lover boyfriend, and Bud reluctantly agrees, because if he does, Kelly will convince her beautiful friend Fawn to sleep with him. Shortly afterward, said Latin Lover arrives, and it turns out that A) his sister is beautiful too, and B) she's joining a convent the next day. Cue her and Bud having a marathon sex session that hits high levels of hilarity in the background. However, the truely funny moment came at the end of the episode, where Bud is utterly spent, kisses the sister goodbye, and declares that he has absolutely nothing left. He then says that he can die a happy man and wishes that God would "Take me now!" At which point Fawn shows up, says that's her job, and drags the horrified, exhausted Bud down to the basement, with him screaming the whole way. Too much of a good thing, indeed.
Peg fixes Al some "Tang" (read: a glass of something orange that's spewing smoke all around the table):
Al: ... Peggy: Al...we thought you might be thirsty...so I made you some Tang. Al: ...Tang don't smoke. Kelly: Oh! This is new and improved "Smoking Tang!"
The D'Arcys agree to feed Lucky while the Bundys are on vacation. They decide to role-play as Al and Peggy. Hilarity Ensues.
Officer Dan makes one of the all-time greatest one-liners in TV history in the episode where during the 1994 MLB strike, Al and the other members of NO MA'AM break into Wrigley Field just so they could play baseball. They wind up getting arrested, and are informed that that night's meal was ribs, just as their wives come to post bail. So Al tells Officer Dan that he killed a whole bunch of people and then ate them.
Now does anyone want to hear about the red-haired grinch who stole Al's life?
Speaking of Looney Tunes, "Wabbit Season," where Al pulls out all the stops to get rid of a rabbit from his garden - essentially becoming Elmer Fudd before blowing up the house.
Kelly adds to the Looney Tunes based humor of this episode by having her warn Al about how the dangers of sticking a gun down a rabbit hole.
Al: Because it's a horrible life! You wanna know why they never made a sequel? Cause that guy killed himself and this time he took that angel Clarence with him.
The episode "You Better Shop Around", in which Jerry Mathers (As Himself) is the special celebrity guest at a supermarket shopping spree. Bud and Kelly are giving him grief the entire episode, but he has this Crowning Moment of Awesome:
"Let's get this over with once and for all. I may have to earn a pathetic living by donning the cap of The Beaver and appearing at supermarkets... but at least my father doesn't sell women's shoes."
Pretty much every time Marcy is insulted, and not only by Al.
Every time Al calls her "chicken".
When Al and Jefferson decide to get "Three Stooges" videotapes, they both spend about two minutes doing every common slapstick routine the Stooges did.
One episode centres around Bud dating a teacher and one of his fellow students. He suffers an epic Humiliation Conga in the final five minutes:
He learns that the teacher ran off with a football player, the only guy who could ever satisfy her;
The female student dumps him, not wanting anything to do with him if he can't satisfy an older woman;
Al barges into the classroom with the police while it's being taught by a new elderly teacher. Al then vocally recounts everything that Bud did with the previous teacher, making it look as if he was having an affair with the eighty-something year-old substitute, before he has the substitute arrested;
Al talks to Bud directly, saying that he did it because he loved him. He then leaves, but not before reminding Bud that Peggy is out of tampons;
Mindful of the fact that his entire class has seen everything that's happened so far, Bud goes up in front of the class to try to deny that Al is actually his father. No one believes him, and the situation is so humiliating Bud thinks that it must all be a dream. He decides that he must not be embarassed enough to wake up, and so he drops his pants as a means of embarassing himself enough to do so. Unfortunately, that's when Bud realized that he'd forgotten to wear underwear to school...
In what turned out to be the very last scene of the very last episode (given that it was aired out of production order), Al and Griff are both at the shoe store reading magazines while on their break. A customer comes in and asks for the shoes she ordered. Al snaps his fingers, and the shoe store's latest hire comes out of the stock room-Mr. Zippy, a chimp that Al and Griff acquired during their trading frenzy earlier in the episode. Mr. Zippy is dressed exactly like Al, and he hands the woman her shoes before hopping up into the chair next to Al. They look at each other, and then put their hands down their pants at the same time. The resemblance between them is uncanny.
"I've seen her from the front, I've seen her from the back.
I've seen her in a chair, I've seen her in a sack.
I've seen her stand, I've seen her crouch.
I've seen her on her stupid couch.
I do not like her in the mall, I do not like her in the hall.
I do not like her in my life, I do not like my big red wife"!
In the episode where Marcy's ex-husband Steve returns, Al casually forgets to tell him she's remarried. So, he enters her house and climbs into bed, finding Jefferson and Marcy. Hilarity Ensues, as it cuts to the Bundys watching from their house with binoculars and popcorn. Peg happily comments on the carnage and misery Al has caused, and that she loves him. The two actually kiss for a few seconds, both of their own free will.
Al, Peg and the D'Arcys are gathering toys for a toy drive, and Marcy sees something unpleasant:
Marcy: What's Mr. Potato Head doing here?
Al: (Pointing to Jefferson) I don't know, you married him!
Marcy: Not that Mr. Potato Head! The one that's actually worth something!
And then there was the time Marcy suspected Jefferson of cheating on her with the bride of Al's Cousin Jimmy:
Jefferson: Look, I'm innocent, Marcy. Think rationally. If I wanted a young, pretty, sexy girl, I never would've married you!
Al: Yeah, why go out for a succulent steak when you've got a dried-up strip of beef jerky at home?
This, naturally, prompts Marcy to charge at Al in a rage, only to be restrained by Jefferson.
Who's that riding in the sleigh? Who's that firing along the way? Who's got the most popped on Christmas Day? Psy-cho Dad, Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad.
"This is the one where you get to know how he got the eight reindeer heads on the walls of his cabin."
"Peggy Turns 300"
Al: Hey Peg, you're looking great! [admiring Peg's dress she's wearing for her birthday] You're gonna knock them dead at the bowling alley! Peg: The bowling alley? You're taking me bowling on my birthday? Al: It's your birthday? Hey kids, tonight mommy rides in the front seat.
Kelly takes pictures while holding the camera backwards, blinding herself.
Peg: Al, I just struck four strikes in a row! Al[concentrating on his game] Shut up, Peg.
Peg made Al miss a pin.
Al:[picks up a ball] What did you want, Peg!? Peg: Well, I wanted to wish you good luck. Al: Away, woman!
"Our children were killed in an avalanche."
In the episode "The House That Peg Lost", Kelly throws a slumber party, inviting some of her friends. Bud comes down stairs to try and seduce them. One of Kelly's friends prank him by getting him to kiss Buck. For revenge, Bud decides to read off some of the messages Kelly got from boys who want to go out with her. Turns out two of the guys are boyfriends of her friends. He reads off another name, asking whose boyfriend he is, and two other girls both say "Mine!" at the same time before giving each other the Death Glare. Soon, all the girls begin to fight each other, except for one, who nonchalantly sits down and begins filing her nails.
(From Season 1's "Nightmare on Al's Street"):
Steve: Al, I'm horny. What are you gonna do about it?
The assembled cast are all ragging on Al after his latest disaster, and Kelly chips in calling him a "bombastic buffoon." Everyone breaks off and stares at her, and she hastily adds "And.. and a very bad daddy!"
The plot for "Im-Po-Dent" involved Marcy believing Steve has a low sex drive somewhat due to crashing her car. After Marcy tells Al, Steve enters.
Al: Hey, Steve, what's up?
The closing credits of "Movie Show" where they rat on various names in the credits, especially the end, where they boo the Columbia logo.
In the second part of the Spring Break episode, the scenes where "thanks to the technology of Sony Pictures Television" (AKA a hand moving a car on a map of the U.S.), we see Marcy driving Bud and friends driving to Florida.
