Weird dreams

Had an absolutely bizarre one.

So I was on a school trip and walking around this museum with a bunch of weird stuff in it. There was gymnastics equipment for some bizarre reason. Eventually I got it into my head that we had to get on a plane and fly to Hydaelyn for the events of the Stormblood expansion, where we would know all the dialogue in the cutscenes and so on (I'm a big fan of the expansion IRL and have watched said cutscenes). Eventually we got sidetracked somehow and had to go on a scavenger hunt for these artifacts, and I kid you not I had a list of these artifacts that was styled like a Recap page for a series on this wiki. Some of them were bizarre - there was one where you had to record on your phone a certain segment of someone screaming when they were attacked or reminded of (can't remember) certain serial killers. A few of these artifacts were in the museum, but there was also this sort of concrete area in the middle of a concrete park. There was also someone else who was hunting for the artifacts, an adult male but otherwise nondescript. At one point they made a clone of themselves/a mannequin called H-4 that also looked like it was made from concrete, produced a knife from nowhere, and began cutting at it, only instead of blood the thing just spilled Geo (the currency of Hollow Knight) out of the wounds.

So, let's hang an anchor from the sun... also my Tumblr

I jammed a fork into a wooden table. I pulled it out and a clean chunk of wood came with it, there were no splinters.

When I was half-asleep about two days ago, I dreamed I was on the sofa, with an angry tiny Minecraft bee aiming for my face slowly. My cat was there too.

"Listen up, Marina, because this is SUPER important. Whatever you do, don't eat th“ “DON'T EAT WHAT?! Your text box ran out of space!”

I once dreamed that instead of the Easter Bunny, people believed that on the night before Easter a giant tiger and a griffon had sex on people's roofs and gave birth to a bunch of green striped goblins that would go in the chimney and hide eggs around the house

No the location is not misspelled

Last night I had a dream that the ending of BioShock 2 took place in a Big Lots parking lot.

I can't say goodbye to yesterday…

My most recent one was a really weird game of Dead by Daylight. A map I didn't recognise with ladders you could climb to get to higher areas where gens were, a killer I didn't recognise who seemed to look and play like the Legion but wasn't, and could also climb said ladders (but chose to bugger off elsewhere after swiping at me once because them doing so... somehow made me climb faster?), chainsaws you could pick up and wield...

FC: SW-1445-0294-1719/PSN: TekkenGirl4Lyfe/Currently playing: Fire Emblem: The Blazing Blade

Ah, yes, the logical step: Having Pokemon England next to Pokemon France. An alternate timeline where Gen 7 was the British Islands instead of Hawaii, complete with cameos from Clemont and Bonnie. And where it starts to get weird?

Well... when the team is named Team Paul Paus and leaded by two evil old ladies after magical jewels is when you know this is not your average Pokemon game.

And then the game start (or whatever the way the game screen ends up after the trailers end) changes into a girl and three boys that look out from a gacha game talking about who would win as the game turns into one of those running and get the coins mobile games with the jewels.

And after a failed go as the girl, I appear in the end, eat some candy from the earth (the entire place was made from candy now, and get told that the earth candy is not edible, where then I see an entire line of people having to go to a place to gag the candy out.

If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison

I dreamt my brother slipped on a mouse,I'm wondering what that means

New theme music also a box

Maybe that you need to play more Minecraft.

"Listen up, Marina, because this is SUPER important. Whatever you do, don't eat th“ “DON'T EAT WHAT?! Your text box ran out of space!”

My dream last night was basically a weird Jurassic Park fanfic. :P

I met this new dinosaur. It looked similar to Indominus Rex - a giant, white-scaled, red-eyed dinosaur - but it was much skinnier. But what really made it different was that it had feelings, and it could talk.

I had just gotten through other scary things in my dream, though I don't remember what they were. Still, I was pretty stressed. So you can imagine how terrified I was to see this new dino. He tried to calm me down. He said something along the lines of:

At one point, the dinosaur actually bit my arm, though it was an accident. I think it was just a minor flesh wound. I was scared then, but now I'm kind of grateful, because he definitely could have done worse. But still, he did seem to genuinely want to be friends.

I don't remember how it ended, but I'm just going to headcanon that the dinosaur helped heal my wound, and we did end up becoming friends.

Edited by DrNoPuma on Apr 23rd 2021 at 9:16:08 AM

No "Bowser's Fury" questions please. I haven't played it yet.

Aww.

A great Mascot Mook.

On the same day I got my vaccine, I dreamed that night I got Covid.

On the night right after last year's US presidential election, I dreamt that I was watching the news with Mom and we saw that Biden won. I was so freaked out when the results actually came in IRL and he won. No, I'm not making this up. No, I won't be upset if you don't believe me. Yes, you can put this on r/thathappened.

Sweet Palutena on a pogo stick!

Some time ago I had a random dream.

So, it started with me on my bed. I was starting to wake up as usual when I heard Mario call through the baby monitor (don't ask why I have one in my room), telling me to come upstairs. The lights were off in the dining room for some reason. I stretched a bit before turning on the lights.

The dining table was bigger than usual, and random people were at the table, wishing me a happy birthday (even though it wasn't even my birthday during the dream). Among the people I can remember being there were Clock, Crazy Dave, some bizzare amalgamation of Penny Proud and Leni Loud, Whispy Woods, one of those talking trees from Yo Gabba Gabba! (who, for some reason, wasn't a mere prop, had branch arms, and could walk around with his/her/their/whatever roots), an Inkling Girl with horns that remind of a Texas longhorn, and several pigeons. Oddly, Mario was nowhere to be seen; when I tried asking where he went, Clock said that he was at Chuck E. Cheese with his and Peach's kids. I then went "oh, okay" and sat on my chair.

Just then, the house started flying into the air, seemly heading to France for no reason. I started freaking out, but Whispy told me not to fear, since we were going to "have a lot of fun!" As soon as he finished his sentence the house started traveling FASTER THAN THE SPEED OF LIGHT all around planet Earth many, many times. I was freaking out even more, but everyone didn't seem to mind it; hell, they were actually enjoying it, squealing and cheering. After the house went around the world for what felt like the 1,000th time, I wanted everything to turn back to normal, and...the dream ended.

Yep.

he/him

OK, so I was in what seemed to be a small town in Maine or somewhere. I had this sort of bird's-eye view map of the surrounding area and the people on it were marked with the Commission sign from Genshin Impact - think the Marauder's Map from Harry Potter and you pretty much have it. I was playing this undefined or explained game against/with some unknown entity where you would teleport these people (there were only four of them at most, they were pretty typical horror movie teens from what I remember) around locations like a movie theater, the mall, et cetera. One of them was a serial killer of some sort, but I don't think anyone died - the people's minds were wiped somehow after one of the normal ones saw the serial killer and then me and this other unknown entity changed the "map" and restarted the "level".

So, let's hang an anchor from the sun... also my Tumblr

Last night I had a dream that Madonna wanted to live a simple life, and decided to just live as a normal person in my old neighborhood, living just a block away from my old house.

Also, I smoked some weed with my mom while listening to Steve Miller Band.

I can't say goodbye to yesterday…

My dream last night was a Darker and Edgier version of The Emperor's New Groove. I think I was Kuzco.

This version was kinda similar to the original, in that there was a chase scene between the villains and me (Kuzco) and Pacha at the palace. However, there were a few big differences.

First of all, the palace was crumbling for some reason. We had to run across a lot of crumbling and teetering ledges over really high drops.

Second, instead of Yzma having her minions chase us, she was doing it herself. Even though she still looked like a frail old woman, she was a lot more physically capable in this version. I think she had the knife she gives Kronk in the original movie. Kronk was still there, and he was still reluctant to kill us, but since Yzma was the one doing most of the actual chasing, Kronk just kinda tagged along.

There was also no scene where Kuzco/I turned into a bunch of different animals. At one point, I found a potion that would turn me into Klonoa, but I can't remember if I actually got to use it or not.

Finally, there were giants in this scene. I think they were benevolent, but I found them really annoying for some reason. I can't remember why. Maybe it was because they didn't really do anything to help us, they just watched.

Edited by DrNoPuma on May 4th 2021 at 10:45:26 AM

No "Bowser's Fury" questions please. I haven't played it yet.

I was looking out my window one night and saw this glowing humanoid figure just walking through the sky, like it was on an invisible walkway. I stared in shock, but it walked away, out of sight. I ultimately dismissed it and went back to bed. The next night, I saw it again. This time, I grabbed my phone and started taking pictures of it as quickly as I could. Then the figure fell from the sky and landed near my front door. I ran downstairs and saw that it was a girl in what appeared to be a blue and orange Sailor Guardian uniform. I think she said her name was Vesperia or something. I tried to invite her inside, but my parents were all, "Are you crazy? You can't just invite a random stranger into the house!" Vesperia was holding some kind of flower, I want to say a black one. Not sure if it had any significance, but I gave her a different one to remember me by. This one was green.

This was one of the weirdest dreams I've had in a while. Maybe I could turn it into a full-fledged story.

Sweet Palutena on a pogo stick!

Jim Sterling slicing off my fingers with a butcher's knife.

I swear this has nothing to do with what I posted in Random Thoughts.

I had a dream that was also an episode of The Simpsons. The family went on some sort of beach vacation and Bart got threatened into doing something for Sideshow Bob, I forgot what it was though. There was also an area full of tourist keychains that were the size of buildings.

I do some cleanup and then I enjoy shows you probably think are cringe.

My pet bird flew out the front door. It’s probably due to learning there are missing parakeets in my neighbourhood.

Edited by ChicoTheParakeet on May 10th 2021 at 8:37:22 AM

Aw. :(

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In my dream last night, I was in some live performance(?) of Aladdin (There were times where it looked like I was performing on a stage, and times when the world and the magic and everything looked real, so it's hard to tell if I was actually in a play or not.) I was Aladdin.

However, this was supposed to be a Denser and Wackier version where all the characters, not just the Genie, were encouraged to make jokes. I remember breaking the fourth wall a few times in the parts where I seemed to be performing on a stage. I was strangely very comfortable with acting in this dream. I wouldn't be nearly as good at it in real life.

The Sultan was even dumber than in the original film. There was some Running Gag about him. I think it was that he kept forgetting everyone's names.

In the climax, I faced off against Jafar. But I didn't fight him with a sword. I had a cookoff against him.

Finally, at some point in the dream, I also did a performance(?) of The Lion King. I was Scar. I started singing "Be Prepared" even though Mufasa was in the scene with me, but it was okay, because he somehow didn't notice that I was singing a song about plotting to kill him.

Edited by DrNoPuma on May 11th 2021 at 3:48:22 PM

No "Bowser's Fury" questions please. I haven't played it yet.

I turned out to be adopted and my biological parents were Darth Vader and Little Red Riding Hood

No the location is not misspelled

So if the wolf came, Darth would just use the force.

"Listen up, Marina, because this is SUPER important. Whatever you do, don't eat th“ “DON'T EAT WHAT?! Your text box ran out of space!”

So I had kind of a weird dream last night. I don't remember exactly how events unfolded, but it was winter, I was about 12 or somewhere in my teens and I was in a location with a large hill... with people I think were supposed to be my classmates, but I don't recall having ever seen them in real life. Or maybe I did - Honestly, I don't remember who these people were.

Anyway, there were cats chasing mice all over the place, too. I wonder if this was somehow fueled by our cat having caught 3 mice over the span of one evening earlier this week. One of the rats in the dream was particularly large, about the size of a 5 month-old kitten, and was caught by one of the cats. For reasons I don't understand, I was carrying both the cat and the rat back to... somewhere, and also for unexplained reasons, I like extended the rat in the same direction as the cat...

... Whereupon the cat damn-near unhinged its jaw and chomped down hard on half of this huge rat. I'll spare you how it felt to still hold on to the rat after that.

Edited by MagmaTeaMerry on May 14th 2021 at 10:28:58 AM

My AO3 profile. Let sleeping cats lie and be cute and calming.