to El Gato, and also every cat for MB.

I do some cleanup and then I enjoy shows you probably think are cringe.

Yea to El Gato.

Feels good, don't it?

Time for me to propose another Complete Monster:

What's the work?

My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic is a very dark, edgy and gritty work set in a fantasy land of talking horses. They usually defeat their foes through the "Power of Friendship" or some dumb shit like that. However, out of all the threating and 100% serious villains one stands out for heinousness.

Who's the candidate and what they have done?

Rainbow Dash is an arrogant and jerky horse who successfully fooled everyone else (including the audience) that she is the Element of Loyalty. The truth is, she only cares for herself and no one else, willing to continue her cycle of egoism regardless of the various lessons present in the show

Any Migating qualities?

I know what you're going to say: "Dude, isn't she supposed to be one of the good guys?" And I respond you: you THINK that she's one of the good guys, but nothing could be further from the truth. You may think that she's a Jerk with a Heart of Gold but that's 20% even more uncool. That's actually a façade, as she still keeps her arrogance during the course of the series.

Heinous enough?

Hell yeah, some of her worst crimes include being mean and arrogant and pulling pranks in certain episodes. It's safe to say that she crossed the Moral Event Horizon in "28 Pranks Later" where she went to prank everypony.

Final Verdict?

She can be approved in 10 seconds flat. You make the count.

Edited by Omega1065 on Mar 22nd 2024 at 1:35:28 PM

"We live in a society" - Winston Churchill, probably

to the bear, Eywa, Griffith, and Miss Sakamoto for MB and R' for CM. to Ernie for CM, as Bertstrips relies too much on Comedic Sociopathy for anyone to stand out. Abstaining on El Gato for MB, as he doesn't seem all that magnificent to me. Also, to answer this question, I personally think CSMTBACM is more evil. He was, after all, the very first CM to be submitted on the board.

Edited by LoadsAndLoadsOfFreeTime on Mar 23rd 2024 at 5:49:00 AM

You've been kicked out of the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse. :(

To El Gato on the same grounds as The Bear; hat stealing is an act that immediately pushes anyone over the Moral Event Horizon.

to Rainbow Dash. How could you call her the most despicable character in MLP:FIM when Gummy is literally right there smh

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Now that I think about it, there are other great candidates too. Like Angel Bunny...

"We live in a society" - Winston Churchill, probably

Here's a CM candidate:

What's the work

Ramona Quimby is a series of novels about a girl for whom nothing goes right. When she's not being scorned by her own family, it's her teachers that have it in for her, and even when she's not being given grief by a person, she still always has bad luck (such as by getting sick).

Who's the character?

Mrs. Kemp is a horrible old woman. She's one of the many things that make this poor girl's life miserable, sometimes by favouring her granddaughter Willa Jean and blaming Ramona (the unlucky girl) for things Willa Jean did. Even worse, however, sometimes Mrs. Kemp gives Ramona grief even when Willa Jean isn't involved. Every time Ramona screws up, this woman is down the poor girl's throat, and there's a huge Double Standard since Willa Jean is a true Bratty Half-Pint while Ramona's just a well-meaning klutz.

Any redeeming traits

Well, she does love her two actual grandchildren, but considering she just uses that as an excuse to be a Jerkass to Ramona, that doesn't count.

Conclusion

She's the one elder we shouldn't respect.

Edited by Unicorndance on Mar 24th 2024 at 9:53:07 PM

For every low there is a high.

to Mrs. Kemp.

You've been kicked out of the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse. :(

I honestly think El Gato makes more sense as a CM than a MB.

You've been kicked out of the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse. :(

P. Diddy might be worth looking into as a CM.

You've been kicked out of the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse. :(

WARNING: The following CM candidate is a particularly violent and disturbing one. Don't read any further if you don't want to have nightmares for the next six months.

What's The Work?

Wilkins Coffee is an old series of commercials taking place in a world where a green guy named Wilkins lives along with some red guys all named Wontkins.

All the commercials follow the same pattern: Wilkins will offer one of the Wontkins to drink some Wilkins coffee, but the Wontkins will decline. Wilkins will then kill the poor guy in the most brutal ways imaginable.

Who Is He and What Has He Done?

Wilkins is the main character of the commercials. In pretty much every commercial, he gleefully murders one of the Wontkins for not liking Wilkins coffee, and then makes a cruel joke about it.

His methods of murder include:

• Drowning the Wontkins in Wilkins coffee.

• Beating the Wontkins to death with a can of Wilkins coffee, a bottle, a club or a hammer.

• Stabbing the Wontkins with a knife or a rapier.

• Shooting the Wontkins with a gun or a cannon.

• Blowing the Wontkins up with a bomb, a grenade or dynamites.

• Setting the Wontkins on fire.

• Throwing the Wontkins off a wall, a tree or a mountain.

• Throwing the Wontkins off a boat, a hot air balloon, or a plane.

• Having the Wontkins eaten by a whale, a dog, or a monster.

• Shocking the Wontkins to death with an electric chair.

• Slitting the Wontkins' throats while shaving them.

• Running over the Wontkins with a train or a steamroller.

• Cutting the Wontkins' bodies in half with a saw or a Conveyor Belt o' Doom.

• Making the Wontkins disappear from existence!

Is He Heinous Enough?

Hell yes! Most CM only wish they had half as much blood on their hands as this guy!

Freudian Excuse? Mitigating Factors? Redeeming Qualities?

Absolutely nothing. While he claims that his reason for killing and torturing the Wontkins is for the sake of Wilkins coffee, even a blind man could see that this is just an excuse, the real reason is that he's that much of a sadist.

Verdict

A clear for Wilkins. What do you guys think?

Edited by Mimic45 on Apr 13th 2024 at 1:17:00 PM

Abstain on Wilkins. What he does is nasty, but you know, Wontkins did reject his coffee at almost every interval.

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So i've got a particularly easy MB candidate for everyone, so lets not waste any time and get to it!

What's The Work?

Return to Krocodile Isle is a (dropping the joke for a sec, bloody fantastic) fanmade music video about the Infamous Donkey Cong Country Cartoon. It's been years since King K. Rool was last seen terrorizing Kongo Bongo Island, and the Kremlings are wondering where their leader left to. Overhearing all of this from the cellar, K. Rool reemerges to launch an attack on the island and finally kill Donkey Kong.

Who is K. Rool and what does he do?

Within seconds of him revealing himself to his crew, his sheer ruthless charisma manages to win them all back over, promising that he's got a new plan to finally take over the island. Singing about his intentions to his crew, he shortly afterwards organizes an invasion where he burns down a chunk of Kongo Bongo and steals DK's banana horde so he can lure him to an arena. Upon DK arriving, he promptly blows up the horde ("Wanna know the funny part? I don't even like bananas!") and takes advantage of the situation to line up a shot of his gun and shoot DK, finally ending the life of his hated nemesis and winning once and for all.

Is he Magnificent?

Of course! Dude's a swaggering king who, again shortly after returning from his retirement, earns back his crew's trust and organizes a devastating invasion of Kongo Bongo that ends with its greatest protector dead after a gambit that K. Rool pulls off flawlessly.

Is he a bastard?

Successfully launches a devastating attack on Kongo Bongo, something he has attempted multiple times in the past mind, has DK killed, and doesn't like bananas. Easy yup.

Overall?

Yeah, i'd say keep. How 'bout you?

Yeah, in case nobody knows the video ends with it being revealed that it all was an Imagine Spot by K. Rool, who's pathetically wasting away in the basement of his ship. The whole joke is that he's glorifying what was just Saturday morning antics into an epic battle and The Stinger shows him being a total slob, which really kills any magnificence he had there. Most of what he accomplishes wasn't really with any real cunning anyhow, just with brute force.

NOISE IS CALLING, PICK UP PHONE

to Rainbow Dash, Mrs. Kemp, Wilkins, and R. Kool.

Alright, my first post on this thread and I think I have picked a good one for Complete Monster

What’s the work?

Explain XKCD is a spinoff of the webcomic xkcd that explains science and history stuff.

My candidate comes from the comic The Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald.

Who is he and what has he done?

Gordon Lightfoot himself is a famous singer songwriter who had writers block and needed an inspiration for a song

One day he was walking on a shore and saw workers working on the SS Edmund Fitzgerald, this gave him an idea

He paid the mechanic to sabotage the ships hull so it would sink in Lake Ontario.

He did this so he could write a (very good) song

Redeeming qualities?

No, he sunk a ship so he could get rich and famous by writing a song

Heinousness?

Pretty damn bad, he sunk an entire ship “And all that remains is the faces and the names of the wives and the sons and the daughters”

Final verdict?

R.I.P Gordon Lightfoot

Edited by LarryT on Apr 1st 2024 at 10:47:37 AM

In honor of Akira Toriyama

Rainbow Dash, Mrs. Kemp, Wilkins, K. Rool and Gordon

Have new MB for us

What is the work?

What If Anakin Skywalker LOVED Sand is Star Wars theory video by Youtuber Pente Patrol Star Wars. Plot is exactly what title says and we see how that small change saves the galaxy.

Who is Anakin Skywalker? What has he done?

Once young slave living on desert world of Tatooine with his mother, however his love of sand kept him from being miserable. Briliant mechanist, Anakin’s love of sand helped him to create sand filter meant to stop sand from getting into engine of his Pod Racer. At just eight years old, Anakin started Pod Racing, winning race to get into Bontha Eve clasic and using money from the race to free his mother, knowing his briliance can help him buy his own freedom as well. Meeting group of people, specificaly beautiful girl, Anakin led them to stay with his mother during the sand storm while he plays outside.

Winning Buntha Eve clasic at bargain of Warlock Qui Gon Jin, who aranges for his freedom. Joining group on journey after taking small bag of sand, which kept him sane on sandless worlds he went to. While Qui Gon died during journey Anakin joined Jedi, always being happy and dedicated student. Eventually becoming Obi Wan’s Padawan , their missions took them across the galaxy, Anakin always taking new bag of sand when they find themselves on sandy planet. His enyoiment of sand give him peace within himslef, making him powerfull Jedi.

When he was 19 years old, he was made bodyguard to Padme Amidala after multiple assasination attempts. While Palpatine polannedmto use it to make Anakin supsetible to his manipulations, he and Padme just had fun on the beach until they learned Obi Wan was captured on Geonosis. They were captured and thrown into arena to be devoured by wild animals. There were many ways out of it, however to Anakin there was only one. He used the Force to conect with animals and freed himself as he climbed at top of the animals he placed onto of each other while jugling more and more bags of pocket sand.

After rest of Jedi came and battle comences and Count Dooku’s new clothing causes Obi Wan to lose hope, Anakin Roses pocket sand into Dooku’s eyes and send him on the run while bringing hope back to his mentor. As war started, Anakin eventually becomes Palpatine’s bodyguard on Naboo, where he conforts Doku once again. Anakin uses pocket sand to send Dooku running, his sand causing Palpatine to sneeze. Anakin like every Jedi knew Sith were alergic to sand and uses his pocket sand to subdue Palpatine. While Anakin had enough pocket sand to keep two subdued for aeon, he also had to go on Taylor Swift convert on Coruscant as part of her the eras tour. So he suggested compromise, they end the Clone Wars by Saturday and he will get them tickets.

And so Thanks to pocket sand, Anakin Skywalker and little Taylor Swift, war ended as Anakin, Obi Wan, Padme and two Sith lords have fun on concert.

Mitigating issues?

Absolutely nothing, he is briliant mechanist since he was child, creative with many uses his pocket sand has, was able to deduce Palpatine is a Sith and in end get him and Dooku to stop being evil, saving the galaxy.

Is he bastard?

He throws his pocket sand in Dooku’s eyes, something naration acknowlges as wpvery painfull and at the end, he is willing to let him and Palptine walk free after they caused galactic war. But he is geniune Nice Guy who loves sand, His friends and believes in redemption.

Conclusion?

Happy yes.

Edited by EmperorGeode on Apr 1st 2024 at 11:05:59 AM

I have the spiciest possible MB candidate yet: ME BITCHES
What's the work?
Princess Peach: Showtime! is a game that I have not played yet!

Who is Stella? What does she do?
Stella, also known as the lesser goddess of starlight, seems to be Princess Peach's companion, until the funny detective stage in which her true machinations are revealed to be in play: Grape? She is but a pawn of Stella. Stella's real goal was to expose Princess Peach as an imperialist tyrant!
vine boom

How does she accomplish this? She makes a deal with Grape in which she can have the Sparkle thereat for a day or so, no strings attached. Grape takes it over, giving Stella the perfect excuse to tag along with Peach so they can save the theater. Over the course of the game, more and more of Peach's many crimes are apparent in the situations that Grape creates, including the Rougeport massacre of 1997, the colonization of Dino Island, the ongoing war in Sarasaland, and the complete decimation of the Wooded Kingdom, among many other things. As soon as it's apparent who Peach is, Stella personally kills Grape and reveals the entire thing as a ploy to expose Peach's cruelty to the public, at which point you can play as Peach or Stella in the final duel. Should Peach win, Stella smiles and proudly declares that she still accomplished what she wanted before fading. Should Stella win, she kills Peach herself and you get a glimpse of her true form: a cat.

Magnificent?
She successfully pulled off a major gambit with several moving parts whether or not she wins the final duel, she's silly and smooth-talking, and she's canonically trans, what more could you want?

Bastard?
Well, she did endanger her own theater and backstab someone she made a deal with, but she's not too much of one as she's a well-intentioned extremist who regardless of what happens won against someone who was much worse than her.

Verdict?
I'll give me a .

Edited by Smiley100P on Apr 1st 2024 at 1:58:49 AM

Anakin and Stella

In honor of Akira Toriyama

April fools

The Ultimate Incarnation of Evil

What is the work?

Have you guys ever seen Subspace Dubbed Over? It's hilarious. I guess it's like a viral video where Subspace Dubs Over. Hilarious, right?

Who is the candidate and what have they done?

"WARIO! I'VE GOTTA WIN!"

He is Wario, and he's gotta win.

How is he magnificent?

Wario immediately establishes himself and his ambitions with only two lines throughout the dub, and the encapsulate everything about Wario. He is Wario, and he's gotta win.

How are is he a bastard/not too bad?

He still turns Peach/Zelda and Ness into trophies, showing that nothing will get in the way of him winning.

Final verdict:

WARIO!

to Mrs. Kemp, K. Rool, Lightfoot, Anakin, Stella and Wario; abstaining on Wilkins for the same reasons as King of Nightmares stated.

You've been kicked out of the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse. :(

@Kingof Nightmares and @Loads And Loads Of Free Time

I have to admit, you guys actually make a good point. In hindsight, maybe I should have done my EP on Wontkins instead (I mean, what kind of monster can refuse such good coffee?).

to Anakin, K. Rool, Stella, and Wario.

Actually, Wilkins and Wontkins could make a good MB vs CM duo (like Guts vs Griffith, or L vs Light)

Edited by LoadsAndLoadsOfFreeTime on Apr 2nd 2024 at 5:32:24 AM

You've been kicked out of the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse. :(

What is the work?

"Fuck a Dog" is a Black Comedy song by Blink 182 from the album Take Off Your Pants and Jacket. It tells the story of a sexual deviant who commits multiple counts of attempted rape, as well as supposedly succeeding in performing an act of bestiality. The lyrics are as follows: [tom] I want to fuck a dog in the ass [mark] he wants to fuck a dog in the ass [tom] I wanna fuck a dog That's right kids. I tried to fuck your mom in the ass Tried to fuck your dad in the ass could only find the dog....and his ass [mark and tom] we wanna fuck a dog in the ass we wanna fuck a dog in the ass we wanna fuck a dog [tom] I tried to fuck a fucking pirate in the ass [mark] Aarrh me and me first mate ye scurvy cur [tom] Tried to fuck a fucking pirate but I've found the dog [mark, in Mexican accent] Ah that was no pirate man that was thine own sister [music stops] [mark] It's a Mexican pirate [music continues] [mark and tom] We want to fuck a dog in the ass We want to fuck a dog in the ass wanna fuck a fucking dog [mark] fuck you

Who is the unnamed Villain Protagonist, and what has he done?

As the song relates, the Villain Protagonist seeks to anally penetrate multiple entities, including the listener's mother, the listener's father, and the dog. Other attempted victims include a mexican pirate (later revealed to be the Villain Protagonist's sister) and her first mate.

Heinousness?

Villain Protagonist, attempted Serial Rapist, sets it.

Freudian Excuse? Mitigating Factors?

Ha Haha No. He's just a pervy perv.

Verdict?

Easy keeper.

FR though, I shouldn’t have to tell you that zoophiles and predators are evil. Deadly seriously, they are disgusting.

Fair enough.

Edited by SkyCat32 on Apr 3rd 2024 at 6:46:45 AM

Feels good, don't it?

Oh, TMI, man! Erm, to him...?

I may not condone that evil behavior either, but why does it have to be "deadly seriously" instead of no-name-brand seriously, Captain Obvious?

Edited by ShootingStar7X on Apr 3rd 2024 at 5:54:54 AM

Otherwise known as SolemnStormcloud.

to Fuck a Dog

Edited by LoadsAndLoadsOfFreeTime on Apr 3rd 2024 at 1:05:38 AM

You've been kicked out of the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse. :(