Hunger Games Simulation: Beyond the Possibilities

(PENULTIMATE UPDATE!)

Okay, here goes nothing, I think things are about to get crazy up in here. ...Well, crazi*er*, anyway.

I'm shakin' in my non-existent boots, scree!

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• Battle Music: Dinner Service - Hell's Kitchen (the game)

• Night 8!◊
  • "Wait, that's just a shoe! Shouldn't nothing happen to it, scree?" "You REALLY don't know how things work around here, do you?"
  • Did they swap bodies or something? That's the only reason I can think of why Yooka and Laylee are calling Fearow out for being a killer when she hasn't killed anybody yet while THEY have.
  • "Yikes, that's brutal! Scree! And then he just left him there dead! That's messed up!"
  • Oh look, the old sim just found Kobeni's car's cousin.
  • Sheesh, I didn't think it was THAT cold outside.
  • And somewhere out there a missing princess wonders what they're for.
  • "SNAKE? SNAKE?? SNAAAAAAAAAAAKE!! BREEE!!"
  • "...Uh, okay, I have no idea what happened with Amitie and those chairs but just to let you guys out there know, she's now very VERY dead."
  • Pfft, I think he was just doing that to see if Gumby cared enough to rescue him. He could have gotten out of that himself, couldn't he?

• OH MY GOSH IT'S THE FEAST◊ THEY TOLD ME ABOUT, SCREE!!
  • Yeah, I knew all that weed was bound to bite one of these guys in the butt sooner or later. Sayonara, Blackadder.
  • Ew, why would you wanna do that? I don't wanna watch Jolee stuffing his face.
  • "Aaaaand speaking of stuffing, that's just what Blitzo did to Eiko. He stuffed her right into a fish and cooked it with her inside." "That's mess up, breee!"
  • Sheesh, it was just a Sprite Cranberry, dude.
  • And there Blitzo goes being a bad influence on Triple-B.

• Day 9!◊
  • Oooh yeah, that'll teach 'em for messing with him! Scree!
  • Uh, yeah, I'd turn around and run if I were you, Triple-B. Seems things didn't go well for Fearow and Yahiro when they tried.
  • ...You know, this is probably the most in-character thing someone has done this update.

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Well, that was...something. Let's check the standings:

• Fallen Tributes◊: the Shoe, Boombox Grunt, Snake, Amitie, Blackadder, Eiko, Yooka-Laylee, the Kid, Fearow, and Yahiro

Nominators out this round: Spocky, CardboardBot, Billy, Letooce, ThatIdiotMan, BDoe, Bluethorn, Cass, and ThatMemeMan.

KO Count:

• 9: Arle
• 4: Biowulf
• 3: Blackadder and the Old Sim
• 2: Xiao and Nanami
• 1: Kirby's Gang, Misako, Seth-V, Kobeni's Car, Brooklyn, Lexington, & Broadway, Kobeni, Kazuichi, the Shoe, Old Snake, Eiko, Diane, Loona, Glass Joe, Kongming, Yooka-Laylee, Yahiro, Blitzo, and Bo Boi Boy Thorn

Remaining tributes: 4

"Pardon me, that extremely loud and extremely deep voice you may have just heard. It was me. Oh, it is such a long story..."

.......

Great, just great.

Both of my tribe, out in the same update, at least I got far with both of my tributes.

I'll be getting my next batch of tributes ready, and rooting for Jolee and Blitzo.

RIP Eiko and Yahiro, at least my rooted tributes are doing well this season

Edited by Justkong033 on Jan 30th 2023 at 10:11:08 PM

I knew I was going to be out in this one.

A great Mascot Mook.

lets go blitzo

She/they. Hirrus Clutumnus is my comfort character

Oof, I'm out unceremoniously and my tributes become another unremarkable ones. I'll just prepare my tributes and events for my last chance to get into the BR

Just an eagle. (Feel free to PM me if you want to talk to me).

(FINAL UPDATE!)

We're here, gang, time to wrap a bow around the first season running under the new sim.

I can hardly wait to see what happens, scree!

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• Battle Music: Vs. Selkath - Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic

• Night 9!◊
  • Well, nuts, looks like Faith's taking the 4 this time. Maybe if it had been the lightning Triple-B he would have tanked that.
  • Wait, we went through this song and dance already. Is it just me or did a lot of things happen twice this season?
  • Knowing him, "awesome" probably has a completely different meaning than what we're all thinking.
  • What's it need all those bricks for? Scree? Well...guess the old building did get sold earlier.

• Day 10!◊
  • I mean, with how crazy this season has been, I honestly can't blame him for not tolerating that.
  • That musical stick thing's making my ears feel tickly, scree!

• Night 10!◊
  • And with Jolee using the Force to build Blitzo a pyramid and promptly burying him there, this season is over. Man, what a wild ride THAT was.

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Phew...so uh, let's check those final results, huh?

• The Winner: Jolee Bindo!!
• Second Place: Blitzo!
• Third Place: The Old Sim!!
• Most KOs: Arle at 9!

• Placements: Here! (or here◊)
• Summary: Here! (or here◊)
• Stats: Here! (or here◊)
• The save itself

I wasn't even here the whole time and I was blown away, scree!

Uh huh, that was just off-the-wall. Not a bad way to start this new era of the Hunger Games, huh? Well, that's all for now. Oh, by the way, next time you see a random bottle of Coke sitting somewhere odd, think twice before you pick it up, okay? Bye now.

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Heck with it, I'll just yeet my two host characters this season because why not?

• Chame-Cola◊ (she/her; safe)
• Mica◊ (she/her; safe)

Edited by kablammin45 on Jan 30th 2023 at 8:06:49 AM

"Pardon me, that extremely loud and extremely deep voice you may have just heard. It was me. Oh, it is such a long story..."

It's time for team Maximum Drama!

• Whoever would be funniest in this event◊ ("Whoever's funniest", they/them for sim purposes, lol source, black flag due to Schroedinger's identity)
• Whoever would be most tragic in this event◊ ("Whoever's most tragic", they/them for sim purposes, lol source, black flag due to Schroedinger's identity)

Trouble Cube continues to be a general-purpose forum for those who desire such a thing.

• Daisy Gang◊
  • Gender: F
  • Source: Crossover^note  Consists of Daisy Buchanan (1926 film version, 1974 film version and 2013 film version), Daisy Oak, an actual Daisy flower, Daisy Armstrong, Jake's dog named Daisy, Daisy the bunny, Daisy Nightshade, Princess Daisy and her 1993 film portrayal; Misty's sister Daisy from Pokémon, Ashnikko!Daisy and Daisy Duck and Daisy09
  • Status: BLACK, mixed age and sapience group
  • Extra: Jake gave me permission to nom his dog as part of this group tribute
• Jay Alabama Fitzgerald◊
  • Nickname: Jay Fitzgerald
  • Gender: F
  • Source: My Superhero Fantasy
  • Status: Yellow, 17
  • Extra: She's my PC in an upcoming RP, My Superhero Fantasy. She's a descendant of F. Scott and Zelda Fitzgerald who seeks out to emulate them and is passionate for classical literature. She also has a spellbook on hand that gives her access to magic.

Edited by Cutegirl920fire on Jan 31st 2023 at 8:29:05 AM

Victor of HGS S320 | "There's rosemary, that's for remembrance. Pray you, love, remember."

I swear that no rigging was done on my part.

Anyway, since Valentine's Day is coming up soon-ish, I'm going to nominate one of my OTPs, but with a twist.

Merman Link◊ (Male, Yellow/16-17 Years Old, Pretend this is the Link from Twilight Princess btw)

Mermaid Midna◊ (Female, Lime)

Event Ideas-

I'll also like this event below that I personally suggested in the past to be a non-bloodbath-exclusive event if that is fine with everyone.

• (Player1) d(ies/ies/ies/ies/ie1), but the RNG acts merciful towards [typeC1] nominator and revives [typeB1]....only for the RNG to kill [typeB1] not long after.

Edited by MummyGaGa on Jan 31st 2023 at 7:35:07 AM

BTW, please call me Jake.

Role Association tributes!

Petrie◊ (he/him; red?)

Stereo Monovici◊ (they/them plural and safe; nickname "Stereo")

Edited by TheWhiteWolf on Jan 30th 2023 at 11:08:57 AM

She/they. Hirrus Clutumnus is my comfort character

Oh man, what a way to kick off the New Sim Era. That was a great season. I hope next season will be even better!

My tributes:

Say'ri◊. She/her, safe.

Yen'fay◊. He/him, safe.

These two are siblings, so when running, please make sure that they do not get shipped together.

Matthew's Unused Reserves◊ - Group - Black/Mixed Ages

Homer Matthew◊ (Yes, this is actually an old picture of me from a long, long time ago dressed up as Homer Simpson) - Male - Safe, as I was within the safe age range when this photo was taken. And since this is me after all, only ship me with female tributes

I'm gonna keep the Helluva Boss theme going for one more season, I think.

• Prince Stolas◊ (male, safe)

• Octavia◊ (female, seventeen years old)

As with my last pair, they're a father and his daughter (biologically related this time), so no shipping them with each other. (Though their flags already made that awkward)

be nice to benjamin it's not his fault he got beat up by a microbe

Vector◊, Male (Around 37 - 40, Safe)

Gru◊, Male (Late 40 to early 50s, Safe)

The true power of us human beings is that we can change ourselves on our own.

• Anti Spook Squad◊
• Super Fabulous Combine Squad X◊

I might be out of spells, but i'm not out of shells.

What? It's not even close to Spooky Month?

Too bad! It is the Spooky Month!

Tribute 1: Skid and Pump◊ (Spooky Month, group tribute, red because they're kids)

Tribute 2: Streber◊ (Spooky Month, he/him, safe)

Alex Mercer◊ and Cole MacGrath◊

Joanna Wilton◊, a safe female villainess from an episode of Matlock and Powdered Toast Man◊, a safe male eccentric superhero from The Ren & Stimpy Show.

Don't know if I've gotten 4th place before this. Guess that's another achievement under Thorn's belt, huh? (forgot to comment on his performance since I was busy)

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Here come some shitpost tribs:

• Wimpy and Enis Fartbear◊ (Nickname: The Fartbears) (2 guys so plural they)
• Puppetmaster 3 on VHS◊ (Nickname: Puppetmaster 3) (Male in the video)

Both are safe^note (It's not clear how and if the Fartbears are related so to heck with it) and from Night of the Pizza Bear by Krunkidile.

Events to come later, probably.

Pantheon Wick Cleaning

• Owen's Missed Tributes◊ (Black flagged, Mixed-age group tribute)

Edited by Owen23 on Jan 30th 2023 at 11:39:21 AM

"Are you're pondering what I'm pondering?" "I think so Brain, but us being referenced on a signature, isn't that too silly to use?"

• (Player1) (finds/finds/finds/finds/find1) (a rainbow afro wig/a rainbow afro wig/a rainbow afro wig/a rainbow afro wig/rainbow afro wigs) and (wears/wears/wears/wears/wear1) (it/it/it/it/them1) for the rest of the season. (Bloodbath)
• (Player1), (Player2) and (Player3) all dunk basketballs while wearing sneakers filled with hydrogen. (Player3) (blows/blows/blows/blows/blow3) up after making [typeC3] dunk and landing on the ground. (NATURAL DEATH FOR P3)
• (Player1), (Player2) and (Player3) all ride a bus to get to their cars at the parking lot. (Player3) starts [typeC3] car, which blows up. (NATURAL P3 DEATH)
• (Player1) (thinks/thinks/thinks/thinks/think1) the Hunger Games are where they see who can starve the longest and see how long they can go without eating and (starves/starves/starves/starves/starve1) [typeD1]. (Player1) eventually (dies/dies/dies/dies/die1) from starvation. (NATURAL P1 DEATH, Also Feast)
• (Player1) (bans/bans/bans/bans/ban1) (Player2) from [typeC1] camp after the latter spilled grape juice on [typeC1] couch.
• (Player1) (walks/walks/walks/walks/walk1) up to (Player2) and (tells/tells/tells/tells/tell1) [typeB2] "Your psychic advisor suggests that you work on improving relationships with those closest to you because you'll need them in the next lunar review."
• (Player1) (walks/walks/walks/walks/walk1) up to (Player2) and (tells/tells/tells/tells/tell1) [typeB2] "Your psychic advisor has had very strong vibrations coming from your Seventh House. You should stay away from any building activities during the next week."
• (Player1) (walks/walks/walks/walks/walk1) up to (Player2) and (tells/tells/tells/tells/tell1) [typeB2] "Your psychic advisor suggests that you keep your secrets well this month. There may be untrustworthy individuals in your environs."
• (Player1) (walks/walks/walks/walks/walk1) up to (Player2) and (tells/tells/tells/tells/tell1) [typeB2] "Your psychic advisor suggests that you plan your meetings very carefully this month because you may have some unexpected news."
• (Player1) (wins/wins/wins/wins/win1) the Noble Peace Prize before going on a killing spree and beating (Player2), (Player3), (Player4), (Player5) and (Player6) to death with the award. (P1 KILLS P2-P6)

Here's my tributes:

• Name: Mafuyu Asahina◊
  • Nickname: Mafuyu

  • Flag: Yellow, 2nd year of high school.

  • Pronouns: She/Her

  • Source: Project SEKAI

• Name: Mu Kusunoki◊
  • Nickname: Mu

  • Flag: Yellow, 16 year old.

  • Pronouns: She/Her

  • Source: MILGRAM

For this event dump, I hve to set aside 6 of my free event slots to salvage these events from a troper named dutchguy1986 because they were forgotten since a good save was found before he suggested these events. I've also converted them to the new sim format. Aside from this, I'll suggest 4 of my 2019-2021 new sim events:

• (Player1) mistake(s/s/s/s/1) (Player2) for (a zombie/a zombie/a zombie/a zombie/zombies2) and in a fit of panic bash(es/es/es/es/1) [typeC2] brains in. (this and the next 4 events are from Dutchguy)

• (Player1) (is/is/is/is/are1) just eating berries when a starving (Player2) kill(s/s/s/s/2) [typeB1] for (the/the/the/the/each1) handful of food. (Also in Feast)

• (Player1) share(s/s/s/s/1) some of the mushrooms [typeA1] found with (Player2) and (Player3). Suspecting they're poisonous, [typeA1] (doesn't/doesn't/don't/doesn't/don't1) eat any and [typeA1] turn(s/s//s/1) out to be correct. (P2 and P3 are implied to die according to Dutchguy, but he also said that P1 killed them, though I'm still unsure if it's actually an intentional or accidental kill. Also in Feast).

• (Player1) share(s/s/s/s/1) some of the mushrooms [typeA1] found with (Player2) and (Player3). (Also in Feast)

• (Player1) share(s/s/s/s/1) some of the mushrooms [typeA1] found with (Player2) and (Player3). They end up having drug trips. (Also in Feast)

• (Player1) boast(s/s/s/s/1) that [typeA1] brought other tributes to their knees, breezed through the Arena, and have other tributes' worlds in [typeC1] expansion pack. (From 2020)

• After (Player1), (Player2), (Player3), and (Player4) get temporarily sucked into a magical video game, (Player4) (says/says/says/says/say1) that they all must be in a coma after being electrocuted by the game and that the whole thing is a shared dream. (Player2) (responds/responds/responds/responds/respond2) by saying, "Together? We're all in a coma together?" (From 2020)

• (Player1) (is/is/is/is/are1) killed by (Player2), who think(s/s/s/s/2) [typeA2] can cheat Death by taking (Player1)'s (lifespan/lifespan/lifespan/lifespan/lifespans1). However, (Player3) kill(s/s/s/s/3) (Player2) anyway. (Killed by: P2 kills P1 and P3 kills P2. Also Death is intentionally capitalized as it's a specific being instead of the concept in both the source material and the event)

• (Player1), (Player2), (Player3), and (Player4) get run over with a car by (Player5), who (is/is/is/is/are5) forced to do so by (Player6), as [typeA6] need(s/s//s/6) to get away from other tributes. (Player6) then kill(s/s/s/s/6) off (Player5) while the latter (is/is/is/is/are5) going insane from [typeC5] deed. (Killed by: P1-P4 killed by P5 and P5 killed by P6. Also for group tributes, it's assumed they're all in the same car and only one of the members actually drive the car. From Part 3 to be specific)

And the 10th event is the AE from Dutchguy:

• Groups of hunters are given access to hunt and kill the tributes until time is up.
  • (Player1) manage(s/s/s/s/1) to successfully evade the hunters going after [typeB1].

  • (Player1) (is/is/is/is/are1) caught and killed by the hunters. (I came up with that one myself as a single player fatal sub-event is mandatory)

  • (Player1), (Player2), and (Player3) are found and killed by the hunters after they caught (Player4), who offered [typeC4] knowledge of the Arena to help them. They then kill (Player4) shortly before the time is up. (Extensively reworded from the original to fix the death order problem).

  • (Player1) (is/is/is/is/are1) killed by (Player2) for [typeC1] hiding spot, but the hunters hear the commotion and kill (Player2) as well. (Killed by: P2 kills P1 and P2 dies to P0/"naturally" died)

  • (Player1) kill(s/s/s/s/1) (Player2) for [typeC2] hiding spot and manage(s/s/s/s/1) to survive.

  • (Player1) (is/is/is/is/are1) caught by the hunters, but [typeA1] offer(s/s//s/1) to use [typeC1] knowledge of the Arena to help them. (Player2), (Player3), and (Player4) are then found and killed.

  • When the hunters find (Player1), [typeA1] make(s/s//s/1) a run for it. During the chase, [typeA1] guide(s/s//s/1) them to (Player2), causing [typeB2] to be killed.

And I forgot to add earlier, but I want some of my events to be revised:

• "(Player1) boasts, "No one can escape the fate that was chosen for them. All that remains is the end, where you will all perish.""
  • Change: "(Player1) monologue(s/s/s/s/1) in [typeC1] native language, "No one can escape the fate that was chosen for them. All that remains is the end, where you will all perish. Eternal greatness exists only within (myself/myself/myself/myself/ourselves1). Sing a song of sorrow in a world where time has vanished.""

• Two events: "(Player1) has finally found what (he/she1) was looking for. A place where (he/she1) can be without remorse." and "(Player1) is a stranger who has found an even stranger war. (He/She1) has finally found what (he/she1) looking for."
  • Merge to: "(Player1) (has/has/has/has/have1) finally found what [typeA1] (was/was/were/was/were1) looking for. A place where [typeA1] can be without remorse. Because [typeA1] (is/is/are/is/are1) (a/a/a/a/1) (stranger/stranger/stranger/stranger/strangers1) who (has/has/has/has/have1) found an even stranger war. [TypeA1] (has/has/have/has/have1) finally found what [typeA1] (was/was/were/was/were1) looking for."

• And this is also a reminder, but some events from this doc I made for keeping track of my older 2022 events, 2019-2021 events, and 2022 events I've already suggested in old sim by converting it from new sim format. Basically, any events labelled (Rev), which are all events in the third category, have to be reconverted to new sim based on how I originally wrote it. I said "some" because I don't expect all of them to be done in one season, but for it to be more like a gradual process. For convenience, convert 10 of the Rev events from the unchecked ones immediately after the last checked event.

Edited by Billy5545 on Feb 1st 2023 at 12:01:27 AM

Just an eagle. (Feel free to PM me if you want to talk to me).

Here's another batch. Now an IRREDEEMABLE MONSTER and a good boi with similar colors

"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."