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DelphineTheDelphox I thought sharks were my friends. from The Alola Region Since: Jul, 2019 Relationship Status: Squeeeeeeeeeeeee!
I thought sharks were my friends.
VengefulBale Dagded Dujardin from The Universe (it's his room) Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: It's complicated
Dagded Dujardin
#102: Aug 7th 2019 at 5:53:41 PM

There's a lot of bloodshed for sure, and both parties try to kill one another while still being a loving couple. Y'know typical job stuff.

John Wick x Lapis Lazuli

"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."
Mhazard Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
#103: Aug 7th 2019 at 9:48:10 PM

They both lost their pet dogs, and so they're going to make the bag guys pay, and they form a bond with each other while going gun-blazing.

Mikazuki Augus x Suzune Amano

Edited by Mhazard on Aug 17th 2019 at 10:09:57 PM

Mhazard Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
Mhazard Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
#105: Aug 17th 2019 at 7:12:55 AM

(Bumping with a new pairing.)

Sif the Great Gray Wolf x Amaterasu

Edited by Mhazard on Aug 24th 2019 at 1:41:11 AM

Mhazard Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
#106: Aug 23rd 2019 at 10:42:22 PM

(Bumping again with a new pairing)

Beachboy Mr. X x Wrys

AutisticAlivia I'm back, I guess. from Everywhere on TV Tropes Since: Sep, 2018 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
I'm back, I guess.
#107: Aug 24th 2019 at 5:14:11 AM

Their relationship is somewhat pretty weird...

Honoka Kousaka X Uniqua

Edited by AutisticAlivia on Aug 24th 2019 at 5:16:38 AM

I can't think of a good signature.
Mhazard Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
#108: Nov 17th 2019 at 8:03:47 AM

They both form an idol singer duo team and sing together, eventually bonding with each other.

Doomguy x Flandre Scarlet

GoldenCityBird from the UK Since: Oct, 2018
#109: Nov 17th 2019 at 8:09:16 AM

Doomguy sees Flandere more as a little sister. Flan, however, tries making more obvious moves that go over Doomy's head.

Miles Edgeworth and Reginald Jeeves

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Awe921 eh Since: Jun, 2018
eh
#110: Nov 20th 2019 at 12:19:30 PM

they become a dreaded prosecution duo, with a perfect record of 100% guilty confessions.

Kirby x Jigglypuff

VengefulBale Dagded Dujardin from The Universe (it's his room) Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: It's complicated
Dagded Dujardin
#111: Nov 20th 2019 at 9:12:56 PM

The two puffs join together to form a beautiful Toy Ship, too bad Ribbon doesn't likes it and plots to separate them, which winds up being for naught as they break up for their own reasons.


Quackerjack x Spinel

"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."
GoldenCityBird from the UK Since: Oct, 2018
#112: Nov 23rd 2019 at 4:28:02 AM

A lot of dark humour develops from the relationship, as well as a lot of Tsundere/Yandere moments. Their differing goals end up keeping them seperate for a while, but when their relationship is revealed to the heroes...


Gonta Gokuhara and Kouji Kouda

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Mhazard Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
#113: Jan 31st 2020 at 5:09:02 AM

They both run a national park together and take good care of animals with their knowledge and skills.

Captain Yegor x Alina Gray

leafsaber47 Oi, Dokutah, wanna Sploon? from post-apocalyptic world (Not-So-Newbie) Relationship Status: Singularity
Oi, Dokutah, wanna Sploon?
#114: Jan 31st 2020 at 5:58:44 AM

Poor magical girl gets shot in the back of the head after pissing off Yegor one too many times.


SPAS-12 x Reina Izumi

"Some people are damaged. Some people are really damaged. And then... some people are broken."
Mhazard Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
#115: Feb 23rd 2020 at 7:33:33 PM

They mow down fast food restaurants after fast food restaurants, feeding their bellies with fountains of hamburgers.

The Grand Inquisitor x Tree Branch

TroperNo9001 Braids From S286 Not Included from ZDR for now Since: Oct, 2014 Relationship Status: Sinking with my ship
Braids From S286 Not Included
#116: Feb 23rd 2020 at 7:57:07 PM

The Inquisitor uses his ultimate weapon against magical girls for... other uses.

Starlight Glimmer/The Dark Lord

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Feb 23rd 2020 at 11:59:48 PM

"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
leafsaber47 Oi, Dokutah, wanna Sploon? from post-apocalyptic world (Not-So-Newbie) Relationship Status: Singularity
Oi, Dokutah, wanna Sploon?
#117: Feb 24th 2020 at 9:20:19 AM

Computers around the world are destroyed. Discord may realize they're warping the multiverse more than he is and demands to fight them.

Agent x Fubuki

"Some people are damaged. Some people are really damaged. And then... some people are broken."
GoldenCityBird from the UK Since: Oct, 2018
#118: Feb 24th 2020 at 9:25:56 AM

After being employed as a maid for the Fujiwara household, Agent meets Fubuki and falls in love at first sight. Their relationship starts slow, but by the end they have fallen in love (and taken over the world).


Mordecai and Mordecai Heller

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VengefulBale Dagded Dujardin from The Universe (it's his room) Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: It's complicated
Dagded Dujardin
#119: Feb 24th 2020 at 9:29:58 AM

Mordecai had a weird experience, he met this cat person who shared a name with him, after bonding a bit the two began developing feelings for one another without even realizing it, after a while Mordecai decides to act on his feelings, and the two become a couple. This relationship does not gets badly bungled as all of Mordo's previous ones.


Amethyst x King Shark

"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."
Mhazard Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
#120: Mar 25th 2020 at 1:47:51 AM

The relationship between the living mineral and the crime boss works well for a while... until they finally have their first child: a humanoid living mineral with scary shark teeth and unstoppable hunger. Then it does downhill...

Sherlock Holmes x Cthulhu

GoldenCityBird from the UK Since: Oct, 2018
#121: Mar 25th 2020 at 2:01:34 AM

We have a super-detectve with a crippling coke addiction trying to date a monstrous priest that probably hates all humans. The entire ship takes place in Sherlock's hallucinations, of course.


Haru and Haru

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Spottedleaf The Ice Queen Since: Aug, 2018 Relationship Status: Buried in snow, waiting for spring
The Ice Queen
#122: Mar 25th 2020 at 6:13:30 AM

It eventually turns into a bizarre polyamorous relationship that also involves Haru and Haru. It doesn't last long due to confusion over everyone's names.


Dr. Isabel Maru, aka "Dr. Poison" and The Phantom of the Opera.

VengefulBale Dagded Dujardin from The Universe (it's his room) Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: It's complicated
Dagded Dujardin
#123: Mar 25th 2020 at 6:59:28 AM

Bonding over their similarities, the Phantom and Maru didn't quite start as a romantic couple, but their ability to help each other overcome their past actions and the guilt following their redemption helps push them into a real big romantic relationship.


Dr. Doofenshmirtz x Poison Ivy

"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."
leafsaber47 Oi, Dokutah, wanna Sploon? from post-apocalyptic world (Not-So-Newbie) Relationship Status: Singularity
Oi, Dokutah, wanna Sploon?
#124: Mar 25th 2020 at 7:05:32 AM

Doofenshmirtz is going to confuse Ivy for his daughter honestly. That and Perry's probably going to team up with Batman. However, there will be a bunch of inators that are 100% more organic.

ELID mutants x House of the Dead Zombies
any more zombies and it would outbreak

Edited by leafsaber47 on Mar 25th 2020 at 10:10:21 AM

"Some people are damaged. Some people are really damaged. And then... some people are broken."
Mhazard Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
#125: Mar 26th 2020 at 12:23:33 AM

The pairing sounds normal by zombie standards until the ELID mutate into Lovecraftian abominations and start to devour everything.

The Hunter x Zero


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