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Mhazard Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
#1: Feb 26th 2018 at 1:17:57 AM

Name a Crack Pairing idea and let the next troper describe what would happen.

Let me start first.

Guts x Doomguy

vjoi from The South. Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: Mu
#2: Feb 26th 2018 at 6:13:36 AM

The demons send the doomguy to the world of beserk in hopes of killing him, he starts slaying demons (as usual) and gets noticed by guts.

They bond over their love of demon slaying and soon form an unbreakable bromance!

Trixie (alicorn amulet) X Shadow.

Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.
Mhazard Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
#3: Mar 17th 2018 at 10:46:23 AM

They decide to form an Anti-Hero Team together and raise an army of half hedgehog, half pony hybrid creatures.

Riko x Nergigante

Huthman Queen of Neith from Unknown, Antarctica Since: May, 2016 Relationship Status: Pining for the fjords
Queen of Neith
#4: Mar 17th 2018 at 1:38:48 PM

Riko becomes traumatiaed at ths sight of Nergigante offering a marriage proposal and causee all sorts of weirdness.

Captain Martin Walker x Walter White

Up in Useful Notes/Paraguay
n3rd_d4sh plant from Parts Unknown Since: Oct, 2014 Relationship Status: Gone fishin'
plant
#5: Mar 18th 2018 at 5:08:29 AM

The two sort of bond over being badasses with beards, but also their troubles with Walter's cancer and Walker's troubles with war.

Lord Dominator x Hekapoo

" I'm the princess! Everyone has to do what I say!"
Huthman Queen of Neith from Unknown, Antarctica Since: May, 2016 Relationship Status: Pining for the fjords
Queen of Neith
#6: Mar 18th 2018 at 1:59:09 PM

Lord Dominator and Hekapoo get some girl-girl flirts and dating but due to their differences such as Lord Dominator's overly butch tendency to bully Hekapoo and Hekapoo's tendency to be a laid-back trickster.

King Jellybean x Caim

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Mhazard Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
#7: Apr 6th 2018 at 12:04:12 AM

They share a common interest in eldritch horror and they fall in love with each other.

Xeno'jiiva x Void Termina

edited 6th Apr '18 12:04:45 AM by Mhazard

M1gamiTensei The Scrappy of the Trope Pantheon, God of Thumps from Punished “Brainwashed” M1gami Since: Oct, 2017 Relationship Status: 700 wives and 300 concubines
The Scrappy of the Trope Pantheon, God of Thumps
#8: Apr 7th 2018 at 3:57:51 AM

I bet this started because they betted who can destroy each other in bed first. *yikes*

Madoka Kaname x Tito Dick

edited 7th Apr '18 4:01:03 AM by M1gamiTensei

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arcada188 PINNACLE OF MAN from Bad Soldierdom Since: Apr, 2015
PINNACLE OF MAN
#9: Apr 7th 2018 at 4:06:02 AM

This is very clearly a Siiva Gunner joke. Also, probably involves Wife Husbandry.

They're both Anti Heroes, though in different ways, and deep down they care for... err... each other.

Maou x Peridot

I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
M1gamiTensei The Scrappy of the Trope Pantheon, God of Thumps from Punished “Brainwashed” M1gami Since: Oct, 2017 Relationship Status: 700 wives and 300 concubines
The Scrappy of the Trope Pantheon, God of Thumps
#10: Apr 7th 2018 at 4:39:30 AM

I guess their pathetic natures as villains drive them together.

Umi Sonoda x Goro Akechi

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EeveeGirlChey Not stupid or expendable. from the Liberator Since: Jun, 2015 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
TheGamechanger from Fourth Wall Since: Nov, 2016 Relationship Status: Robosexual
M1gamiTensei The Scrappy of the Trope Pantheon, God of Thumps from Punished “Brainwashed” M1gami Since: Oct, 2017 Relationship Status: 700 wives and 300 concubines
The Scrappy of the Trope Pantheon, God of Thumps
#13: Apr 9th 2018 at 6:47:05 AM

I guess Mr. Crocker was way into fairies more than we'd like to know.

Mashiro Shiina x Greg Heffley

edited 9th Apr '18 6:47:26 AM by M1gamiTensei

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n3rd_d4sh plant from Parts Unknown Since: Oct, 2014 Relationship Status: Gone fishin'
plant
#14: Apr 9th 2018 at 6:52:27 AM

Her Cloudcucukoolander tendencies remind Greg of Rowley, so he's able to sort of understand the type of person she is and plays to his advantage to get with her.

Wendy Courduroy x Tsuyu Asui

" I'm the princess! Everyone has to do what I say!"
M1gamiTensei The Scrappy of the Trope Pantheon, God of Thumps from Punished “Brainwashed” M1gami Since: Oct, 2017 Relationship Status: 700 wives and 300 concubines
The Scrappy of the Trope Pantheon, God of Thumps
#15: Apr 10th 2018 at 12:55:59 AM

They both come from large families, which leads the, to bond and it gets very yuri later.

Daenerys Targargyen x Patrick Star

Gee, I'm trying to keep this forum alive, aren't I?

edited 10th Apr '18 5:30:29 AM by M1gamiTensei

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Mhazard Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
#16: Apr 30th 2018 at 8:05:30 PM

They raise seadragons and plan to take over the world together, and for some reason they fall in love with each other.

Dragonslayer Ornstein x Zan Partizanne

Mhazard Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
EeveeGirlChey Not stupid or expendable. from the Liberator Since: Jun, 2015 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Not stupid or expendable.
#18: May 2nd 2018 at 4:45:01 PM

Don't know who they are, but I'm sure they'll marry, move to the countryside, and have kids. :/

Ford Prefect X David Bowie

"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."
Mhazard Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
#19: May 4th 2018 at 5:39:48 AM

It quickly escalates into a sequel of Brokeback Mountain.

Dante x Gourai

Edited by Mhazard on Nov 27th 2018 at 12:18:54 AM

Mhazard Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
Mhazard Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
VengefulBale Dagded Dujardin from The Universe (it's his room) Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: It's complicated
Dagded Dujardin
#22: Nov 26th 2018 at 8:39:11 AM

A horrible mutant is spawned by this unholy pairing.

Lord Dominator x Nightmare

"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."
AmourMitts Since: Jan, 2016
#23: Nov 26th 2018 at 10:15:22 PM

Wander, Kirby and their friends now stand absolutely no chance against this Legion of Doom.

Mickey Mouse x Archie Andrews

EeveeGirlChey Not stupid or expendable. from the Liberator Since: Jun, 2015 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
TacoBadger Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure from either behind you or Albuquerque Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
#25: Nov 26th 2018 at 10:31:09 PM

Though they’d find love, it would only be a fling. Ford would abandon Robin, the shifty hitchhiker, and Robin would write a song about it, probably.

Nala and Timon

Edited by TacoBadger on Nov 26th 2018 at 12:32:32 PM

Huzzah

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