Screw Yourself / Webcomics

• xkcd has touched upon this enough for the author to bring up the possibility that it's now "an official xkcd theme". And Here too...
• Black Mage of 8-Bit Theater has an Enemy Without moment, but ends up killing the embodiment of his sins (himself) and re-absorbing all of his evil. Then he decides he needs to do something that makes self-love into an atrocity. Thief then somehow gets pictures and blackmails him.
• Homestuck:
  • Karkat has wondered whether he could be his own kismesis, although in practice that doesn't really work, even considering troll biology. In fact, this seems to be something of a recurring theme with him—when he sees Jade arguing with her Dreamsprite, he fantasizes about them making out and accidentally mistypes "make myself out to be" as "make out with myself to be" in the connecting log with her. This gets a Call-Back much later, in a panel with similar composition, that shows the reader of the comic having a similar fantasy about John making out with a clone of himself after he gains the power to travel through canon, making this possible.
  • This update reveals that one of Nepeta's many, many ships is Jade auspisticing between past Karkat and future Karkat. Definitely a recurring theme. ^note  Although because of how incredibly weird Troll Reproduction is, it isn't entirely clear if Auspisticing would count, considering it lies in what is, for lack of a better term, the platonic half of troll relationships.
• In a Questionable Content filler strip, Tai turns all the men in Northampton into women; Marten now looks exactly like Dora, so, just as planned, they start to make out in front of her.
  • Roko has a dream involving the ghosts of her old and new bodies. It ends with them making out.
• Real Life Comics:
  • Subverted in a strip: Greg and Tony travel to an alternate dimension where everyone is gender-flipped. Upon meeting female Greg, Tony comments that female Greg is kinda hot. Greg's reaction to this is not surprising in the least.
  • Played straight later, when it's revealed by female-Greg that male-Liz is dead. Greg cheerfully tells Liz and female-Greg "If you two want to hug, don't stop on my account."
  • Subverted later still, when Greg's female doppleganger offers to swing by and start hanging out with Greg and Liz, Greg replies with: "You freak me out in ways I'm not comfortable dealing with. No offense." Needless to say, female Greg is offended.
• In a Persona 3 FTW strip on the release date of the PSP version of Persona 3 (which allows you to pick a female main character), both the main character and his female counterpart meet and an Earth-Shattering Kaboom ensues, presumably due to Never the Selves Shall Meet.
• While Umlaut House 2 only implies a threesome between Saundra, her husband Volair, and his future self... well, it is Volair we're talking about.
• El Goonish Shive:
  • Done with Tedd and Grace go on a date while body-swapped using the TF gun. This is commented on later here by Tedd and then referenced here by Elliot and Sarah with interesting parallels.
  • Defied here: when Elliot is trying to find a sexy female form to morph into (for reasons that make sense in context) he briefly considers his current girlfriend Sarah before rejecting it as "too weird".
  • Discussed in this page of Q&A #5. An Imagine Spot shows two copies of Lisa, one of the hosts, cuddling while saying "This is exactly what it looks like" in unison.
• In The Adventures of Dr. McNinja, when McNinja's clone is captured, he insists that his father call to make sure that they really have him, and also to "ask him what he's wearing!" Of course, this was Innocent Innuendo that helped the Doctor formulate a plan. That didn't stop his dad from running with the idea and later assuming that he's making out with his clone, because "It's what any of us would do!"
• A variation in Problem Sleuth: Problem Sleuth and Pickle Inspector's love interests, Hysterical Dame and Nervous Broad, are also mystic Distaff Counterparts created while on a Vision Quest. Luckily for us, Ace Dick's counterpart, Ace Dick In A Bad Wig, is slain before the two can form any sort of romantic attachment.
• Subnormality:
  • The comic made this a punchline to an early strip (later featured on Cracked).
  • And this comic about the future, where a couple has an argument, the girl breaks up and gets a clone of herself from a vending machine with the explicitly stated reason to have "traditional sex" with herself to spite him.
  • Barely averted in the Museum of the Theoretical, where a woman goes to find out how her life might have been different.
• Wicked Powered has this as the origin of the main character. Due to a complex sequence of Time Travel, genderbending, and amnesia, he became both of his own parents. And this made him immortal. Oh. And his "aunt" is actually his pet monkey.
• Touched on in A Softer World. "I would totally make out with my clone. If it was okay with her. No pressure."
• Erin from Dragon City has admitted to being attracted to an alternate universe version of herself, but her dad pointed out that she might just be narcissistic. It's later heavily implied that they did have sex.
• When he first gets turned into a woman, after a night of drinking Tiffany of Exiern remarks that she's not as turned on looking at her new body as she thought she would be. Followed by a moment of Brain Bleach at the thought of checking herself out.
• The Non-Adventures of Wonderella:
  • In one strip, the main character is split into two individuals, each representing a part of her personality. One Wonderella asks whether they have to have sex with each other to fix the problem. The other Wonderella says she's straight but is willing to "lay back". Doctor Shark eventually solves the problem without any intercourse.
  • A later strip features Rita making out with her Evil Twin from an Alternate Universe.
• Ghastly's Ghastly Comic has Alan Moore yaoi. Literally.
• Oglaf:
  • The sorcerer's duplicate phantasms do this in "Mirror Image". According to the phantasms, the sorcerer usually jerks off while they do this.
  • One of the bonus comics features a sex-based superhero, Doppelbanger, whose specialty is turning into and acting like whoever they're seducing.
  • "A Likely Story" has a guy start questioning his own sexual fantasy, specifically why the women in it would want him, and because "it isn't a detailed fantasy, so it falls apart under scrutiny," they end up mentioning a giant talking raccoon being involved. Then the raccoon shows up, and it looks like a guy in a costume with a face exactly like the man's who's fantasizing. And he seems much more attainable than the women, so...
• In a Flash Forward of Sabrina Online, Zig Zag enjoys a VR simulation that lets users have sex with her likeness.
• Grrl Power: Harem is bisexual, and has dropped hints more than once that she has at least experimented with this with at least two of her bodies. The phrase 'paralytic cunnilingus' was bandied about (it was Dabbler who brought it up, but in a 'mini-panel' at the bottom, one of the Arc Light agents, Gwen, expressed envy over the idea, Harem made a sort of 'been there, done that' reply, followed by "Oh, like you wouldn't [try it if you could]!").
• Learning with Manga! FGO: In one strip, Gudako uses the VR headset she usually uses to molest a simulation of Mash to instead simulate getting molested by herself while roleplaying as Mash. When Gudako presents Olga several drooling and aroused people testing the mass-production version of VR Mash, she brushes off Olga's concerns about Mash finding out about the project by showing her that Mash is among the test subjects enjoying the experience.
• In Dr. Pepper (in Portuguese), the titular Dr. Jerk asks the resident Extreme Omnisexual what would happen if he found a clone of himself. The guy appears to enjoy the idea.
  Author's Note: Sex with yaself is faggotry or masturbation?

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