Funny / iteachvader

Moments from Adventures in Hyrule can be found here.

• Robotnik Discovers Part of His
  • "Throw throw Throh!"
  • "Make me!" <Jump Scare> "Okie-dokie!" <even louder jump scare>
    Robotnik: HOW DARE YOU SCARE ME!!
  • "You forgot to pull this one!" <throws the lever, cue Jump Scare freakout> "Oh yeah, sorry!"
  • The AoSTH opening being YTPMVed to the Imperial March.
    (Sonic is holding a STOP sign infront of someone.)
    Link: Gee, it sure is —
    (Sonic hits him with the sign.)
  • This exchange.
    Scratch: aaaaa-eeeee-geda-geda-gedawayaw.
    Sonic: What did you say?!
    Scratch: aaaaa-eeeee-geda-geda-gedawayaw!
    Sonic: I can't hear you through—
    Scratch: aaaaa-eeeee-geda-geda-gedawayaw!
    Sonic: Nope! aaaaa-eeeee-geda-geda-gedawayaw! <gets away>
    Scratch: Boy, did I ever ask for that one!
    Sonic: <returns and makes Slippy noises before getting away again>
  • "I detest Team Fortress 2!"
  • "What's up, doc?"
    • "I'm gonna be on Super Smash Bros.? Holy fu–!" *explosion*
  • Robotnik's theme is played using clips from the show, which show up on the doctor's clothes. The punchline?
    Robotnik: My clothes are ruined.
  • "The only part of my body which is not part of my body which is not part of my part which is not in my body, is my... part of my body!"
  • The Sonic Sez segment:
    Sonic: Music's great, Tails! But doooooon't listen!
    <roll credits>
    Music Destroyer: I HEEEAARRRR MUUUUUSIC! STOP! DAT! MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSIIIIIC!!
    Sonic: Whoa!
    <explosion>
• Robotnik Forges Adoption Papers
  • The intro:
    Robotnik: Tails, I want you to be my son!
    Sonic and Tails: <jaw drop>
  • "I haven't had phone sex (LOL UNCREDIBLES) in 4,822 years!"
  • A prime example of Spoonerism:
    The fun is just starting!
    The start is just funning!
    The fart is just stunning!
    The stun is just farting!
  • "DO YOU EXPECT ME TO FUCK THAT?!"
    • "Liver pâté… <Beat> DO YOU EXPECT ME TO EAT THAT?!"
• Robotnik Chokes on a Lifesaver
  • "Three separate traps and none of them SHUT?!"
  • Robotnik: Day, night-
    Sly Cooper: Sun, moon.
    Robotnik: HOW DARE YOU INTERRUPT ME, YOU STUPID RACOON!?
  • "Falling out of the window be like... BLAM!"
  • "I ALREADY WON, YOU FOOL! I mean... YOU FOOF!"
  • RRRRobotnik Trivia! What causes solar flares?
    Robotnik: The sun is just farting!
• Robotnik Across the Ages
  • "My CHRONIC SONIC (elec)TRONICS"
  • "My robot may be my robot but it certainly isn't my robot!
  • "Nighty-night." <Beat> "Good morning!"
  • Robotnik arguing with… himself.
    Eggman: He won't make a foof out of me!
    Robotnik: You foof!
    Eggman: Fuck you!
    Robotnik: Fuck you too!
    Knuckles: ZIP IT!
    <cue explosion>
• Robotnik Misplaces His Parasol
  • The intro, again:
    Dr. Strange: Don't forget your umbrella!
  • This line, simply because of the sinister tone that Robotnik uses:
    Robotnik: It's programmed to go up your AAASSSSS!
  • Scratch holds a pink bomb:
    Scratch: This thing's gonna ex!
    Bomb (now with Robotnik's face): Ex!
  • "You're all fucked!" (THIS FAD DIED TEN YEARS AGO)
  • A reversed Tails clip sounds a lot like "Oh, get up here Vader!" Cut to a reversed clip of Star Wars where Vader un-falls back up a ledge.
  • "Hey, Tails! Hey, Tails! Hey, Tai-" BWOOOOOOOOO-
  • This moment, when Robotnik is Comically Missing the Point (technically, Kingdom Hearts is a Final Fantasy game):
    Robotnik: "Here's a saucy fucker for Final Fantasy!" (Scratch and Grounder start dancing on "Night Of Fate") "THAT'S WRONG YOU FABRIC-" <explosion>
  • "No credits today! Have a picture of my niece! Hooray- JUST A MINUTE! THAT'S NOT CANON!!" <explosion>
• Robotnik Acquires a Restaurant Chain
  • "I was frozen today!"
  • "How dog you interrupt me when I'm having a DEATH with my rrrrrubber cockodile!"
  • Robotnik: WHAT KIND OF POOP IS THIS?!?
    Scratch: This?
    Robotnik: THIS!
    Scratch: This?
    Robotnik: Yet again... THHHHIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!
  • "Jump out of the window!" <Andrew Martin falls out the window> "NUMBSKULL!!!"
    • Jumping out of various things (such as parachutes, space garbage and Mappy) is a Running Gag in this poop.
    • When Robotnik orders to jump out of Mappy, he starts singing the main theme of Mappy in PINGAS. Vader then released a video titled "This Video Contains Mappy", which is a full version of the song.
  • Lucinda: L... is for Lucas.
    <Lucinda starts crying... and then we see that the photo she's crying over is that of George Lucas>
    Philip Banks: Bring him back!!
  • "CYBERSPACECAPSREBYC!!"
  • "F. U. Inc!" "FUCK you too!!"
  • Coconuts making a deal with Wes Weasley. Even Robotnik is shocked by this.
    Wes Weasley: "Time to find me another fucker."
    Coconuts: "Nonononono wait, me!"
  • This is notably the one poop that includes stuff from Hotel Mario. And it's hilarious.
    Mario: "If you need OBJECTIONS on how to go through the hotel, check out the enclosed OBJECTION book.
• Robotnik Critiques Tails' School Play
  • "Five minutes from now, they will simultaneously IDEHtonate! Ted Tonate!"
  • "We gotta stop Sonic!" "Later, Tailsy! We'll catch the hedgehog next time! BUT FIRST WE'RE GOING CAMPING!"
  • "Five minutes from now, they will-" <looping clip of Robotnik turning around with this song playing> "Holy FUUF was that delicious!"
  • "Picking my nose is so great it has two parts! Check out part one!" <deploys a robotic arm>
    Sonic: Okay I've seen enough!
  • "If you would kindly walk to the windows, you'll see I got Windows!"
    Sonic: I want a Mac!
    Robotnik: (laughs in Microsoft)
  • "(reading) The Holy Hedgehog slash defender of freedom slash the Invisible Hedgehog slash ball of flab slash HOLY HEDGEHOG!?"
  • "I'm engulfed in a DOORSTOP!!"
  • Scratch grabs Tails and throws him away, earning the ire of Dr. Robotnik:
    Robotnik: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO TAILS!? WHY I OUGHT TO DISMANTLE YOU ONCE AND FOR ALL!!
    <explosion, followed by an angry Robotnik quickly approaching Scratch and Grounder>
    Robotnik: dismantle dismantle dismantle dismantle dismantle dismantledismantledismantle dismantledismantledismantledismantle
    (and then he dismantled him)
    Scratch: Put me back together, Grounder!
    Grounder: I will if you reattach my <bleep>s!
• Hacker Crashes Cyberspace to Desktop
  • The Running Gag of pointing out the similarities between Cyberchase and Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog.
    On-Screen Text: Even the credits themes are the same length.
  • "Adventures in sas! Adventures in nin! Adventures in Hyrule! (YOU WISH)"
  • "It's too early for lunch!"
    Tails: Sorry, Robotnik, I should have known better.
    Robotnik will remember that.
    Robotnik: Enough! My ship sails in the morning.
  • "Got them all!" "IMPOSSIBLE!!"
  • "In your face!" <Evil Laugh, followed by a sudden wheezing fit>
  • At the end, after Hacker says "Permanently" one more time, his pens explode in his pocket protector, revealing a flummoxed Robotnik.
    Robotnik: ...I think the jig is up!
  • The Cyberchase For Real segment:
    Robotnik: You STILL haven't gotten Sonic??
    Dr. Marbles: Yes!
• The Wrath of Robotnik
  • The Star Wars-esque intro, complete with a remix of Robotnik's theme.
  • "<quietly> I Just love sharing a cozy hot cup of doorstops!"
  • "I'm so sexy!" <Beat as the infamous picture of Robotnik in a bikini appears> "Okay, so I'm lying."
  • Scratch: "Yeah, right! And he's gonna LOL!"
    Robotnik: "Absolutely not!"
    Tails: "Please?"
    Robotnik: "Alright… Ha. That's it!"
    Tails: "Aww…!"
  • "Orange fox, orange fox, orange fox" HE'S BROWN^note Ok, dark orange. So what?
  • "Loudspeaker truck!"
    • "Loudspeaker tr– Just a minute! That's not the loudspeaker truck! Who're you?!"
• The Running Gag of Tails being Robotnik's son.
  • To a lesser degree, the running gag of Robotnik's mice obsession.
• Robotnik Arrives Two Minutes Late:
  • The intro is Robotnik teaming up with Mimi Morton.
    Mimi: Mimi's got a plan!
    Robotnik: This better be good, Mimi.
  • Robotnik's TV interview.
    Robotnik: My full name is Duck Ass. You can cock my distinguished dick right here on national TV.
    Presenter: Don't bet on it.
  • Sonic going military. Even Tails seems somewhat distressed by it.
    Sonic: I have an ass disorder.
  • Robotnik: How many times do I have to tell you to do something useful with your spare time?
    Mimi: (crying) Twenty-seven.
    <Beat>
    27 Robotniks simultaneously: Do something useful with your spare time!
  • Sonic: Not to mention the sexy lasers!
    Scratch: Stupid!
    *cue Grounder's stupid face*
  • Sonic would like to warn you to never smell water.
    • Later in the Poop…
      Robotnik: Smells like… WATER!
      Planet explodes
  • "WHAT'S THE MEANING OF LIFE?!"
    Sonic: Sos-sos!
    Robotnik: I was talking to Tails!
    Tails: Slos-slos!
• The Robotnik Ultimatum
  • The opening, with footage of Team Fortress 2:
    Robotnik: Get on the point, you numbskulls!
  • Robotnik: Five miles of my sewer are plugged with Cheeto dust!^note cheeto dust???
    • Then, later on:
      Robotnik: Five miles of my sewer are plugged with SNOT!
      King Saline: Is this true?
      Robotnik: ...maybe!
  • Robotnik gives a warning to Tails.
    Robotnik: Don't piss in the morning. You could implode the entire planet!
    Tails: Cool!
    (The sounds of Tails attempting to implode the planet are heard)
• Robotnik Spills a Cup of Electron Coffee
  • "You wouldn't know success if it bit you on the PINESS!"
  • On two occasions, a Voice Clip Song features a Freeze-Frame Bonus where iteachvader points out that he didn't compose the music in question – John Williams did.
  • "No one can bot Super Robeatnik!" "That's true!"
    • "Beatnik!"
      "Beatnik!"
      "BOTnik!"
  • Ditso: Roger!
    Sonic: My name's not Roger!
    Sonic: He's talking to me.
  • "Playtime is over. Now it's time to GET OUT OF MY FAAAAAACE!"
• Hedgehog Stew:
  Tails: It might even work!
  Robotnik: You bet your ass, my gizmo works!
  Tails: Maybe!
  Robotnik: I push this button.
  (Several seconds pass by without anything happening)
  Robotnik: I said, I push this button!
  (Still nothing)
  Robotnik: Dammit! This stupid button!
• Robotnik 3: Legacy of Robotniks:
  • Dick-tater!
  • "Wright! Trite!"
  • "Remember how- Remember how- Remember how to build it!"^note I swear, everything he says can be made into something musical
  • "This is a doofus!"

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