Funny / Glee The New York Story

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Season 1

New York State Of Mind

• Finn—after singing Radioactive by Imagine Dragons during a military montage—shoots himself in the thigh with his own gun.
• Brittany mentions it's impossible to scissor Santana on Skype.
• Blaine explains to Kurt that he's not going to work at the Lima Bean, but instead he's going to New York City. 
  Blaine: "I called them after you left. I told them you quit, especially after they...um...fired you for the coffee incident. So we're clear, you quit."

Counting Stars

• Finn and Rachel's entire encounter when Finn comes out of the bathroom in just a towel is funny yet awkward. Finn's line at the end of the scene takes it into funny territory.
  Finn: "It's not like she hasn't seen me naked before."
• Brody and Rachel's reactions to Finn mentioning that he was one of 25 people to audition and make it to NYADA. Finn's Plot Armor was 100% on his side here.

Your Love

• Rachel asks Puck if Finn's odd behavior has anything to do with Brody. Instead of denying it, Puck mentions it has "everything" to do with Brody.
• The lyric distribution while Brody, Finn and Puck sing "Your Love" by The Outfield; Brody mentions he wants to use Rachel's love while Finn mentions he doesn't want to lose Rachel's love.
• While Rachel tends to Finn's bruise, he mentions it hurts. Rachel immediately smacks his bruise to get a reaction out of him.
• Puck gives his greatest romantic advice— before his massive character arc—before he immediately goes back to his womanizer ways.
  Puck: "I'm going to let you two talk, and I'm going to walk around New York a bit and try to get some phone numbers from models."

Roar

• Kurt's sudden realization reaction when he found out Finn and Rachel had sex the night before. He then gives Finn and Rachel some privacy as he feels like they want to talk.
  Kurt: " I can see you two want to play house some more so I'm going to take my eggs and go downstairs. Who knows, maybe I'll spot a robbery."

Can't Hold Us

• Finn excitedly mentions he joined the Glee Club at NYADA, but Rachel wonders if they are actually good. Finn mentions, "how bad can they be?"

The scene immediately shifts to a mortified Finn watching the Glee Club's atrocious performance.

• Finn didn't bother learning any of his teammates names and he was at the first rehearsal for 45 minutes. Typical Finn.
• The Glee Club Finn Harmonic is born...and Finn is not sure how he feels about the Glee Club being named after him.

In Case

• Rachel worries she might be pregnant...and immediately hears the members in Finn's Glee Club gossiping about one of their classmates being pregnant. It's like pregnancy is everywhere.

Sexy Back

• Rachel and Santana realize Finn went into the Chanel store for Rachel. He comically adds they had to scan him before he was able to go inside.
• Finn and Santana's conversation when Finn brings up how Rachel doesn't want to have sex with him.
  Santana: "Rachel will come to you when she's ready but she's never going to be comfortable if you're pressuring her. So whenever Finn Jr. gets that urge for loving, take care of him until Rachel can take care of Finn Jr. for you."
  Finn: "That was very disturbing."
  Santana: "I'm Santana Lopez. I'm a bitch and I tell it like it is. Have we met before, Finn?"
• Finn's reaction when he finds out Vogue going to have to put make-up on him as he is helping Isabelle and Kurt model for an ad spread.

A Thousand Years

• Kurt freaks out when Finn and Rachel got engaged, wondering how their parents will react, especially since Finn flunked out of the army by shooting himself with his gun. Finn chimes in the gun's name was Rachel.
• Finn and Kurt arguing over the Trix and Lucky Charms slogans.
• Quinn, who was summoned by Kurt and Santana to talk some sense into Finn, is impressed that Finn didn't kick over a chair.
  Kurt: "Wait for it..." (Quinn and Kurt hear a stool immediately fall to the floor from the bedroom) "...there's the Finn Hudson we know."

I'm With You

• Finn and Rachel are on the phone with each other as Rachel and Finn are playfully telling each other to hang-up. Kurt instead grabs Rachel's phone and tells Finn, "no, I'll hang up!". He then proceeds to end the phone call.

Just In Love With You

• Kurt, Rachel, Santana and Vicky are in the middle of having a serious conversation about Simone sexually assaulting Finn, when Kurt mentions he's going to have a Rick Castle moment. Kurt and Vicky go on a little tangent mentioning they love the show Castle.
• Finn's reactions to drinking coffee—Finn hating coffee essentially becomes a huge personality trait of his. He tries to drown out the taste of coffee with a boatload of sugar.

Homeward Bound

• Finn and Carole's conversation about Finn and Rachel's pregnancy scare teeters into funny territory; Carole mentions she doesn't want grandchildren until Finn graduates college and tries to talk more about Finn's sex life. An embarrassed Finn tries to stop his mother from talking about his sex life and she immediately brings up coffee, which is another hilarious trigger for Finn.
  • Finn clearly did not listen to his mother as he conceived children in Seasons 4 and 5.
• Finn goes back to wanting to name his future child Drizzle. Like Quinn, Rachel is not having it.
• Finn and Marley's first encounter teeters from funny to heartwarming, as she mentions she found Finn's dancing at Nationals 'adorkable'.

Demons

• Kitty scoffs at Finn's dance moves—as she should, he's a horrible dancer—and Puck adds if Finn goes to the front of the choir room, he's going to embarrass himself in front of everyone—including Kitty.
• When mentioning New Directions' competition, Ryder asks about the Golden Goblets. Santana replies they're not a threat because they'll most likely sing a "hippie-dippie version" of She'll Be Coming Around The Mountain.
  • Kurt adds on for the girls not to wrinkle their dresses—which normally should not matter in a show choir competition, but he is insistent that presentation is everything.

To Love You More

• Kurt and Santana marvel at Marley's innocence as she gapes at the trophy New Directions won at Sectionals.
  Santana: "Is it just me or does Marley remind us of someone named Lachel Terry?"
• Finn is outraged when he believes Kurt went through his phone. He later finds out it was Kitty, who also mentions the closeness between himself and Will Schuester.
  Kitty: "When you were having a moment with Mr. Schuester in which I swore there was some romantic tension between the two of you, especially since Mr. Schuester doesn't have adult friends his own age, I went into your back pocket, read your text messages, then put the phone back before you noticed."

Being Good Isn't Good Enough

• Rachel is in the middle of an emotional crisis because she feels her audition didn't go well—and Finn is excited about how he knows the terminology "being green" regarding show business. He is adorkably surprised that listening in class allows you process information.
• Rachel doesn't feel comfortable mentioning Finn's father, so she says "he who must not be named". Finn immediately wonders if they're talking about Lord Voldemort from Harry Potter.
• The entire flashback scene of Finn overindulging in energy drinks.
  Finn: (he is incredibly hyper after drinking two drinks back-to-back) Hey! It's a beautiful day outside! Let's go play outside! Come on! Let's go to the park and play! Let's go! Let's go! They don't give music on MTV anyway! Not sure why they call it MTV anymore! Let's go guys! Come on! Let's go and play!"
  Kurt: "He drank the energy drink?"
  Rachel: "He drank the energy drink."

Not The End

• The entirety of Finn's Victoria Secret commercial.
  • Also Santana's reaction to said commercial.
  Santana: "I'm pretty sure I'm a lesbian but that commercial made me feel something in my lady loins."
• Someone (later revealed to be Burt) knocks on the loft door, but no one goes to get it.
  Kurt: (sarcastically) "Let's not all get up at once to get the door."
• Rachel tries to tell Kurt what she found out and Kurt responds, "that Finn's a boxer guy?"

I'll Stand By You

• Carole mentions Finn's Victoria's Secret commercial had aired while she was trying to watch All My Children.
• Despite Finn coping with a serious situation regarding his father, Santana makes one-liner quips to ease the tension and hide her true feelings—although it is not appreciated by Kurt nor Rachel.
  Santana: "I am taking this seriously. Just like I seriously believe that Finn has man boobs that are full of cow's milk because he was Otis from the Barnyard in his past life."

Michael 2. 0

• Finn finds out Principal Figgins was fired and replaced with Sue Sylvester. Marley and the rest of the New Directions break the fourth wall by mentioning, "And that's what you missed on Glee!
• The New Directions try giving Finn an assignment to help cope with his abusive father. Everyone but Brittany agrees no more Britney Spears.
  Tina: "At first we thought that we were going to have to do Britney Spears again, but only Brittany voted for that one."
  Brittany: "I just wanted to say 'It's Brittany, bitch' again—then sing Britney Spears."
  Jake: "Also I think as a Glee Club we killed Britney Spears songs to death so can we just bury her songs in a ditch and move on?"
  • The story does end up doing another Britney Spears tribute two seasons later.

Wrecking Ball

• Kurt's entire subplot of trying to figure out what book Finn is reading is played for laughs. It's even more funny when revealed Finn is reading 50 Shades of Grey.
• In an effort to entertain Beth, Finn dresses in Rachel's high heels and is wearing a leotard while dancing to Single Ladies. He is caught by Rachel and Shelby, who are back from their afternoon rehearsing.

Rock N' Roll

• Finn asks for songs for Finn Harmonic's setlist. Vicky jokingly mentions "Row, Row, Row Your Boat". Finn's response to her joke is what makes it funny and endearing.

We Own The Night

• In a flashback, it shows Santana going to the living room to shut off Finn and Puck's video game by killing off both Puck's character and his own.
• Kurt, Finn and Santana decide to engage in a prank war with Cassandra July. Finn places wax on the ballet bars and spray paints Cassandra's car after Cassandra destroys Finn's costumes for Sectionals.

Sectionals

• Puck returns to New York and comically interrupts Finn and Rachel's alone time by calling Rachel his "Jewish American Princess".
• After Rachel reassures Finn, they start making out—only to forget that Puck is literally in the living room sleeping. He instructs them to go to their room if they are insistent on having sex.

Season 2

Need You Now

• When Rachel has her bout with amnesia, Finn mentions Rachel's middle name is Barbra. Rachel wonders why her parents would give her an old lady name.
• As a running gag throughout the chapter, Rachel continuously calls Finn 'Flynn'.
• The first thing Rachel does when Puck tries to get her to remember him is kiss him. Santana is 100% amused by Rachel's actions.
• Santana's idea to get Rachel to remember everyone is to be blunt. It oddly works.
  • Except for Finn of course, because, you know, plot.
• In typical Finn fashion, it takes him a few extra moments to realize in the end that Rachel remembers him.

Thanksgiving

• Finn may be 18, but of course he acts like a 12 year old at the supermarket by riding the shopping car while Rachel is trying to get him to behave.
• Santana is angry that Puck moved into the loft, and Puck has to constantly reassure Santana that he is not out to get anyone. Santana's response?
  Santana: "Right, and I'm best friends with the Cabbage Patch Kids."
• Puck thinks everyone at Yale are so smart that they can make cars fly. Quinn tells him this isn't the case.

Blurred Lines

• Puck goes to Rachel for help with his resume. Rachel bluntly informs him that adding he's a 'sex machine' to his resume, makes him sound like a man whore.
• The weed cupcakes made for the bake sale in Wheels are brought up.
• A flashback scene shows Finn listing his greatest achievement being coming up with the name 'Drizzle'. Rachel flicks Finn in the back of the head and Finn takes a few moments to catch on Rachel didn't like his greatest achievement.
• The males in Finn's Glee Club sang Blurred Lines, which didn't go well with the girls. Puck later mentions they were fortunate they didn't sing T.I's part of the song, as the girls would have thrown chairs at them.
• Finn is going to apologize to Santana and Santana's first words are, "say something stupid and I will stab you." Santana is holding a butter knife, which won't do much damage to him.

Marry The Night

• Puck comes to the Spotlight Diner and orders lunch from Finn. Despite having a job, he asks Finn for money. Finn begrudgingly gives it to Puck and Puck later responds by asking if Finn can sing him his lunch order.
• Finn and Santana's bickering during the auditions for Kurt's cover band results in Rachel literally treating them like children. She asks for both their hands and smacks their respective hands for being mean to one another.
• Santana bluntly asks what team Elliott (as Starchild) plays for. When Elliott admits he's gay, Rachel feels no guilt mentioning that Elliott is gorgeous.
  • Santana later asks Finn if they think Elliott would be willing to sign her underboob.
  • Puck's reaction to Elliott swinging off a chandelier was a mixture of funny and heartwarming.
• Finn's reaction to Rachel joining the NYADA cheerleading squad is all sorts of hilarious.
  • It's even more funny when two of Finn's exes were also cheerleaders (Quinn and Santana).
• Finn yelling at Kurt for not letting Elliott into the band is ironically funny, as it makes it seem like Finn is the older brother chastising his younger brother. In reality, Kurt is older than Finn.
• Santana's reaction to Elliott without the Starchild make-up.

A Very Glee Christmas

• Kitty calls out Will for literally making up lessons prior to being put up on the whiteboard.
• Sue Sylvester's reaction to Finn returning home for the holidays.
  Sue: "I don't know what I find sadder: You reliving your pathetic glory days by coming back to WMHS for Christmas or the fact you look like you haven't shaved in two weeks and your address is the cardboard box in front of St. Mary's Church."
  • The better part is Finn's rebuttal.
  Finn: "You know, it's a good thing Rachel never uses the internet on my computer. My browsing history is a mess…and you wouldn't believe what I found when I was doing a very late night search…" (shows Sue a picture of herself from her Playboy days)
  Sue: "Where did you find that?!"
  Finn: "Oh, I found this when I was looking at the older issues of Playboy magazine. I must say Sue you really know how to turn guys off."
  • Sue proceeds to shove a random child into a locker and yells "BAH HUMBUG!" That's Sue Sylvester for you.
• Finn admits to Santana he had been dieting and when asked what kind of diet, Finn mentions "The No Mc Donalds diet". However, he admits he already cheated on it by ordering a pack of cookies.
• You know if Puck of all people is telling you to not engage with a bratty child, then it's not going to end well. That was a lesson Finn had to painfully learn.
• Jake and Puck singing a Hanukkah song in the middle of the mall was a choice...
• The entire chapter Tina is expecting to get the closing number of the Christmas musical. So it's hilarious when Finn doesn't entertain her delusion and instead asks Marley to sing the final number of the musical.

I Do

• According to Rachel a Vera Wang wedding dress would cost "both her arms, both her legs and her left butt cheek."
• Finn and Rachel ask New Directions to sing at the reception and Tina immediately mentions her ideas. Kitty and Jake respond it might be a disaster.
• Hiram and Le Roy Berry joining Sue Sylvester as part of the 'League of Doom' to stop Finn and Rachel from getting married is all sorts of outrageous.
  • Also Le Roy thinking there would be cookies at said meeting is hilarious.
• Marley mentioning Finn sings like a raspy angel.
• Rachel took a page out of Santana's book of insults for Sue Sylvester.
  Rachel: "I can give a monkey's ass what you care for!"
• Puck's heart was definitely in the right place while hyping up Finn. It's almost endearing.
  Puck: "Look, Rachel's going to come in here, you're going to get married, have a bitchin' reception party and then fly off into the sunset and start working on Finchel babies."

Enchanted

• Finn and Rachel's pastor leaves in the middle of the failed church wedding. Kurt and Marley discover the exact reason for the pastor's departure.
  Marley: "According to this note, it says, and I quote, 'My mother called, she won the lottery, she's giving me half the money…peace out bitches'."
  • It's later revealed Rachel's fathers paid the pastor to leave the ceremony by forging the letter. Santana then proceeds to try to beat up Rachel's fathers, only to be held back by Mike and Puck.
• Finn is surprised Coach Beiste got ordained to marry them, and Kitty responds anyone can get ordained by paying $40 on the internet.
• While saying their vows, Finn starts off with he couldn't think of anything. Kitty's reaction is priceless.
• Coach Beiste asks for the rings. Brittany is supposed to be the ring bearer and mentions she doesn't have them.
  Tina: "If he didn't trust Puck then why did he trust Brittany?"
  Finn: "Because I'm stupid, that's why."
  • Finn had the rings the entire time.
  • The irony is Finn is the one who loses Puck's wedding rings two seasons later.

You Are Woman, I Am Man

• Puck mentions Finn is losing his "badassness"
  • Finn quips "badassness" isn't a word.
• Finn recalls the time Kurt got a literal tramp stamp of Bette Midler. The tattoo was supposed to be on his shoulder.
• Finn and Puck meet their middle school friend named Stacy. She finds out Finn recently got married.
  Stacy: "Congratulations. Your life is over!"
• There is nothing more ironic than awkward Finn Hudson singing Pretty Fly (For A White Guy) in a tattoo parlor.

Creep

• Rachel decides to wear skimpy clothing...in January. Puck's response:
  Puck: "I know strippers that wear more clothes."
• Kurt and Santana add onto Puck's comments once Rachel leaves the room.
  Kurt: "All she was two years ago were reindeer sweaters and 'does Finn love me'? Now she's slutty Barbie."
  Santana: "Yeah and she's probably making pornos with Ken over there." (points in Finn's direction)
  Finn: "Rachel is not slutty Barbie. And Rachel and I do not make pornos!"
• Simone's reaction to Rachel's behavior in Glee Club.
  Simone: "All right, who replaced Rachel Berry with Miley Cyrus?"
• The irony of an original character being named Stacy just so Puck can sing Stacy's Mom. Hilarious.

Into The Groove

• Puck's quips at Kurt during the band meeting:
  Puck: "No one's going to go to Callbacks on a Thursday night, Willy Wonka."
• Finn is revealed to be a closeted Aaron Carter fan. The point is further cemented when his phone rings and his ringtone is That's How I Beat Shaq.
• Santana's reaction to Kurt choosing The Fox as a song for their setlist.
  Santana: "Are you high?"
  • It's later revealed Finn convinced everyone to agree to the song, and Kurt owes Finn $40 for working his magic.
• Finn immediately finds out that Puck is garnering feelings for Rachel. Santana's reaction:
  Santana: "KURT! Bring the popcorn! The Puckleberry Finn fight is on…and it's going DOWN!"

Puckleberry Finn

• Rachel being comically oblivious to the fact that Puck has feelings for her. It literally takes her being face-to-face with Puck to realize that he sees her as more than a friend.

TKO

• Rachel and Simone find a trap Finn set for Puck that is surprisingly thought out for Finn's standards. He even includes red paint to signal Puck as a backstabber.
  • Something similar does happen to Puck in the next season, although the trap isn't for him.
• Are The Acafellas actually that stupid that they took Rachel and Simone's words at face value, resulting in them performing the worst song in Regionals history?
  • Yes, even worse than Gangnam Style.

Hudson vs. Schuester

• Will challenging Finn to see who is the better Glee Club director should be funny, but it's pretty sad on Will's end.
  • Finn's rebuttal to Will's insecurity is on-brand for him though:
  Finn: "I will bring it on…like Donkey Kong."
• Ryder suggests the boys do a number that involves props. Puck immediately mentions he's not willing to wear a dress again, which in turn makes Ryder and Jake quizzically glance at him.
• Will shoots down every suggestion the girls make, and Kurt thinks Tina singing The Power Of Love would be an amazing choice. Kitty refuses to be a prop, and Tina mentions she's been one for four years. Kitty's response:
  Kitty: "Sorry, did you say something?"
• The girls singing Peacock by Katy Perry. Will completely misses the point of the song.
  • This performance is brought up again in Heroes, revealing Puck was intrigued by Marley dancing in a Katy Perry costume. Ship Tease, anyone?
  • Santana bluntly reveals the song is about a man's penis, and not literally about a bird.

I'm Only Human

• When Rachel doesn't show up for dinner, Finn's response to Santana suggesting Rachel was sold was a drug mule is hilariously over the top.
• Brittany barges into Finn and Rachel's room while Finn is literally naked. She's excited she made pancakes. And Finn is Finn.

Candle In The Wind

• Puck mentions to Quinn the tidbit that Finn was conceived on a pinball machine. Quinn reveals she didn't need to know, but it was an interesting tidbit of information.
• Finn drinking six—or seven—or eight cups of coffee. With a ton of sugar.

Sweet Dream

• Rachel literally singing a duet with herself. It's as Finn and Santana said best, "Isn't that like vocal masturbation?"
• Rachel moonlighting as Patti Lupone's distant cousin and Finn and Puck being her bodyguards was quite the experience.
• Finn and Puck throwing Paolo San Pablo out of the theater was not only funny but satisfying.
• Not as funny as Finn being cast in Funny Girl as Nick Arnstein. He's more green than Rachel!

Seasons of Love

• When Will introduces that Quinn is there for the week, Puck is stunned, while Kitty is overly excited.
  • Which is odd because just an episode prior Puck was writing a song for Quinn. Feelings, am I right?
• The New Directions reactions to Finn being Nick Arnstein on Broadway is priceless.
  • Their reaction to seeing Finn's hickey on his neck was even more priceless.
• Marley's rant to Bree was comical, but heartbreaking when Will took Bree's side over Marley's. Not even Finn or Puck stepping in helped.
• Santana nonchalantly pretending nothing had happened prior and asked what was next in Glee Club, and Will admitting he needed a cup of coffee.
• It's hilarious Puck barely knows Marley but is willing to unapologetically defend and shove Jacob Ben Israel in a locker for her.
• Marley deadpans they can't leave Jacob in the locker despite Finn wanting to.
• Puck and Quinn immediately know Santana was the one that mentioned Quinn had a new boyfriend.
• Marley and Puck's entire conversation was a mixture of hilarity and sincerity. Especially when Marley teases that Puck is flirting with her.
  • He definitely was though.

For The First Time

• Finn is sick as a dog and still finds time to mention to Rachel that he will replace her flat iron that he broke.
  • It's even more funny Finn used it to kill a bug in the bathroom. That's what fly swatters are for.
• Not "ha ha" funny, but the Glee Club suddenly having this interest that Marley quit the Glee Club and needing her back. It was their fault she quit in the first place.
  • Puck of all people calling out Will though. Respect.
• Rachel's reaction to Kurt wanting to do online dating. She's not wrong it's dangerous, but of course her reaction is over the top.
• Another not "ha ha" funny, but Jake telling Marley he loves her. If he loved her so much, he along with the rest of the Glee Club wouldn't have taken Bree's side.
• It was confirmed Puck had been watching Marley this entire time, as he suddenly started to notice when she was missing from lunch. So someone does pay attention to her.
• Puck immediately catching himself when he mentioned Marley was beautiful. In front of Jake.

Timber

• Puck admits to Marley he spiked the punch bowl during his prom. Marley jokes she wouldn't want him as his prom date after that.
  • Jokes on her cause he's literally her date to the Homecoming Dance a whole season later.
• Santana assumes that Puck locked Finn in a closet as Puck called a house meeting without Finn or Rachel present.
• Brittany and Puck bartering that Brittany won't tell about the party as long as she can sing Ke$ha.
• Brittany eating hard cookies that are making her lose her teeth. For fun. Cause it's Brittany.
• Santana hilariously calling out Puck for throwing the party cause she saw Marley and Puck kiss the episode prior, and him trying to keep his feelings in check.
• Kurt being absolutely drunk during the party—it didn't help that Blaine was also wasted.
• After Finn reprimands Blaine, Kurt, Puck and Santana, Blaine and Kurt pick up on and tease Puck since they figured out the reason why he threw the party in the first place.

That 80's Show

• Brittany Skypes Lord Tubbington. How does Lord Tubbington know how to use a computer?
• Santana lying that Rachel is pregnant to cover her tracks results in over the top reactions from Finn and Kurt.
  • Santana temporarily scaring Puck that she's pregnant only to reveal she just wanted to see him panic.
• Puck interrupting a feel-good moment in the end to tease Rachel that she's pregnant. Only for Rachel to shout for the millionth time she isn't.

Ready To Go

• Finn acknowledging that despite not liking coffee, he seems to catch himself drinking coffee on occasion. Not liking coffee is his whole trait.

Puck was just full of moments in this chapter.

• Puck pretending to read Twilight while Rachel is confronting him about a prank he pulled on her.
• Tina of all people calling Puck so they can gossip about Quinn. When Finn asks how Tina knows this information, Puck responds with:
  Puck: Tina knows everything.
• Puck realizes Marley is in the loft and asks Finn where she came from. Finn tries to give Puck The Talk. Puck immediately stops him and clarifies his statement.
• Puck once again catches himself when trying to make it seem like he's not talking about Marley in a romantic tone.
  Puck: I need you...to not worry.
• Before Puck gives the New Directions and Will a tongue lashing, he realizes Sugar Motta and Joe Hart are there, and quickly tells them "long time, no see."
• Sue thought Finn was the only one that knew about the Playboy magazines. Turns out, Puck does as well.
• When Finn is trying to pump up his Glee Club for Nationals, Rachel mentions they're going to help him now. Finn questions how and Kurt replies they need to give him a makeover because he's starting to dress like Will Schuester.

No Boundaries

• Puck tries to avoid dating his ex-girlfriend Lauren Zizes...by pretending he's on a date with Rachel, who also happens to be an ex-girlfriend of his.
• For some reason, Nationals allows the New Directions to have fourteen members. This causes Kitty to break the fourth wall.
  Kitty: "Yeah, well that's Glee for you."
• Sugar offers to pay off the judges at Nationals. Majority of the New Directions reject the idea.
  • After Bree costs New Directions a placement at Nationals, Tina asks if it's too late for Sugar to pay off the judges.
• Will announces he invited the Alumni to see the New Directions at Nationals, everyone focuses on Finn showing up. Marley on the other hand focuses on Puck.
• Rory is reintroduced and mentions he can't wait to help the New Directions win a National Championship. Ryder comments he can't make out a word Rory said.
• Puck and Rachel's ruse to lie to Lauren makes Puck squirm when Finn immediately finds out what's going on. Finn mentions he should be honest to Lauren, but Puck responds with:
  Puck: "She's a wrestler…she won't just break my heart, she'll break all my bones.".
• Santana is impressed when Finn calls Bree a "Diabla".
• Tina dramatically locks herself in the hotel bathroom after the New Directions lose Nationals.

Season 3

Gleeduation

• Artie makes Finn paranoid by mentioning Cassandra July might have cameras throughout the choir room.
• Puck makes good on his threat of making Sue's life miserable after what she did to Marley. While Sue thinks Puck tossed the car in the river, Puck instead hot wired the car and left it on the football field.
• Artie mentions he wishes he could make his graduation speech as to the point as possible:
  Artie: Seriously, I just feel like saying, I'd like to than Wikipedia, Google and Microsoft Word for doing my work for me. Peace out bitches!"
• Artie and Tina's have puzzled reactions to them catching Marley and Puck making out in a secluded part of the library.
• Marley is insure if she and Puck should be hiding and making out in the library. Puck responds with:
  Puck: "I mean, if you don't want to make out with me with the two dogs on Where The Red Fern Grows watching, then fine...".
• As Will apologizes for not listening to the Glee Club in regards to Bree, Kitty quips Jake was the only one not against it.
• Rachel's father ends up in the hospital because he was startled by a squirrel. Rachel adds that she once found a rat in the kitchen and demanded the SWAT team come kill it. Like father, like daughter.
• After Marley and Puck have an endearing moment and sing Everything Has Changed for the Glee Club, Puck adoringly reveals he and Marley are a couple. But he reverts back to his former self for a moment as he threatens anyone with ill-will towards their relationship.
  Puck: "Marley and I...are together. Like boyfriend/girlfriend together...and if anyone got a problem with it, you can meet my fists and the dumpster out back after class!"
• Blaine mentions Glee Club was a place to sing Katy Perry songs. Puck doesn't quite agree.
  Blaine: "We could do any song by Katy Perry and It'd still be cool!"
  Puck: "No. Singing Katy Perry every ten seconds in this place still isn't cool."
  Blaine: "Says the guy who just sung a Taylor Swift song."
• Brittany mentions being in Glee Club was like being "Mr. Schue's foster children."
• Kitty, Marley, Puck, Ryder and Unique's entire scene where they give Bree a slushie bath for putting Marley through agony the entire school year. Especially:
  Kitty: "Taste the rainbow, bitch!"
• Sam and Tina reminisce on Finn's anger being the best part of Glee Club, to which Blaine wonders why they make it appear Finn needs anger management.
• Marley's attempt to tell Puck she is going to New York City for the summer is comically paired with Puck thinking Marley is breaking up with him.
• Blaine and Kurt quip there might be a new version of The Real Housewives as there are already multiple spin-offs.

Good Girls Go Bad

• A flashback shows Tina catching Finn and Rachel in the janitors closet at WMHS. Finn tries to play off nothing happened, but Santana, who also sees the encounter, chimes in with, "Wanky!"
• Brittany mentions Lord Tubbington is knee deep in another Ponzi scheme.
• Bad Girl Rachel from Creep seems to make a return.
• Artie and Sam have a legitimate argument about if Coca Cola or Pepsi is better.
• Tina not only dresses like a bad girl...she also commits a misdemeanor by stealing soda from the grocery store downstairs.
  • Tina later does the right thing and returns the soda, but mentions she has a lifetime ban from said grocery store.
• Marley asks Kurt for advice on sex and losing one's virginity...which causes Artie, Blaine and Sam to bolt from the apartment, leaving Kurt on his own.
• The entire premise of Artie's music video; Brittany, Marley, Rachel, Santana and Tina spot Artie, Blaine, Finn, Puck and Sam in a bar and the girls proceed to spike the boys drinks.

Battle Of The Bands

• Kurt asks if everyone has arrived for band practice. Puck comes back with a smart aleck comment, which annoys Kurt.
• Santana referencing Funny Girl when shutting down Rachel's idea to sing songs from the show.
  Santana: "You see, I already have to endure you and Finn singing Broadway show tunes on a daily basis and I love being the one to rain on your parade, but if you sing a song about your man, where is he now or about how you're the greatest star one more time, I'm going to cut out both your voice boxes and donate it to charity, although Finn's voice box won't sell for anything considering he sounds like a whiny Muppet"
• Blaine tries to run down the afternoon he and the others had, which includes Sam getting the gang thrown out of Madame Tussauds for trying to kiss the Marilyn Monroe statue.
• Finn's aloofness to Marley and Puck being a couple begins to show, as he just so happens to need sheet music and pick up his drum stick so Marley and Puck can show each other affection.
• Brittany is convinced Australia isn't a real country. She even asks Blaine to move on so Tina doesn't embarrass herself.
  • Some of the names suggested for Blaine's band are nonsensical (Brittany suggests The My Little Ponies while Sam suggests The Darth Rockers.)
  • Blaine asks if everyone is in agreement. Everyone says "I", but Brittany adds, "I'm hungry."
• Marley's reaction to Finn mentioning that Blaine and Kurt will probably engage in makeup sex after they're done with their argument.
• Santana's reaction to catching Marley and Puck in bed together. It's a comical yet embarrassing time for all.
• Tina continuously freaks out because she can't find her headband. (It was right in front of her the entire time).
• Artie taking a page out of Santana's book after Puck sneaks away from his band to wish Marley good luck.
  Artie: "Wanky, wanky."
• Puck alludes to sex by asking Marley if she wants to make a musical collaboration together. Marley agrees, as long as it's a private gig.

Heroes

• Finn has everyone introduce their superhero personas. Brittany mentions she is the Human Brain...but doesn't further elaborate:
  Brittany: "I am the Human Brain…"
  Finn: "That's great Brittany, but what's your super power?"
  Brittany: '(doesn't say anything but instead wiggles her eyebrows)' "...exactly."
• Puck compares Finn's superhero costume to one of the fake superheroes trying to get $2 tips in Times Square.
• As Tina mentions to Santana that Puck is allowed to have other girlfriends, she name drops Lauren. Santana responds, "the bitch almost gave me a concussion."
• Quinn calls Marley, "Molly" as Santana is telling her that Marley and Puck are now together.
• Marley, Puck, Quinn and Santana all in one spot at the same time? Hilarious yet awkward.
• Kurt decides to talk to Puck when he sees he's heartbroken. Instead of caring about Puck's well being, Sam asks Kurt if he can have his Playstation.
• Finn sees Marley is feeling down, and his mind immediately goes to if she was mugged.

What I Like About You

• The entire flashback scene of Finn almost catching Marley and Puck in bed. Finn's aloofness was at an all-time high here.
• As Blaine is talking to Kurt and Tina about his brother Cooper coming, Kurt is unable to solve a Rubik's cube. Brittany on the other hand solves it in less than five seconds.
• Brittany makes a Jake from State Farm joke, asking if Jake Puckerman works for State Farm.
  • Her ringtone also happens to be Cooper's credit report score jingle.
• Finn and Jesse St. James having to pretend they're best friends instead of bitter enemies was an intriguing time.
• Brittany creates a whole new language which is a running gag through the chapter.
• Puck and Tina's salutation to each other:
  Tina: (she's disappointed it's Puck and not Cooper) "Oh, it's only you."
  Puck: "I could say the same to you Hagatha Christie."
• Tina assuming that Puck is "easy" to Marley.
  Tina: And is there a part Marley hasn't seen of you?."
  • Marley's comeback is what makes this exchange.
  Marley: "Nope and I must say, Puck is damn fine."
• Tina mentioning that Cooper is going to criticize the band until "the world ends". Brittany's rebuttal is it should have happened in December 2012, but didn't.
• Cooper's running gag that he only plays characters that die within the first ten minutes of a film.
  • He died five minutes in during a Michael Bay Transformers Movie
  • He died five minutes in in Fast 7.
  • One would think Cooper's "career" is actually overrated.
• Cooper blowing Puck's spot when he mentions—in front of Marley—that when he visited WMHS, Puck went out with an entire sorority for Valentine's Day.
  • Marley's reaction:
  Marley: "Sorority sisters? Really?!"
• The literal irony of Finn and Jesse singing Hate (I Really Don't Like You) to each other. Their hatred runs deep through song.
• Brittany and Tina asking Puck and Rachel what they thought about the performance. Puck's immediate reaction is, "sellout".
  • He didn't even hesitate. Just went for the jugular.
• Puck thinking Yeast-I-Stat is a bread product.
  • Spoiler alert: it's not.
• The scene where Marley and Puck finally tell Finn they're in a relationship is overall frustrating since Finn won't accept them, but it has some funny moments.
  • Finn's line as he's processing the fact Marley and Puck aren't lying.
  Finn: "My sister and my best friend are not swapping saliva...right?!"
  • Finn finding out everyone knew before he did.
  Finn: "I should have known. Did everyone else know about this?"
  Rachel: "Pretty much."
  Puck: "Even Quinn."
  Finn: "Oh, so now we're being honest?!''
• The irony that Rachel mentions Finn is usually the rational one.
  • He's really not. His entire MO so far is overreacting to everything.
• The first time Cooper and Rachel come face-to-face since senior year at WMHS.
  Rachel: "BROADWAY IS NOT DEAD!"
• Tina's utter disappointment that Cooper only told them "good job."
  Tina: "That's it?! All we get is a good job? I was expecting more; maybe a kiss from him, a role in the next movie, an autograph, anything! I can't believe this!"
• Finn is 100% serious when laying down the law with Puck, but the idea of imaging Finn coming after him with a chainsaw and baseball bat is hilarious. Where would Finn even find a chainsaw?
• Puck's 'Marley and Me' line to Rachel, and Rachel explaining she had no making in the movie.

The Gleeful World of Disney

• Sam 100% overreacting to the girls and Kurt watching Bambi.
  • Artie using physical comedy by smacking Sam and telling him to "keep it together" really tied the schtick together.
• Artie mentioning Sam is "manstrating" following his overreaction.
• The boys calling Puck out for being "lovesick" and missing Marley was both funny and heartwarming.
  • Finn's less than enthusiastic response to it was priceless.
• Marley's reaction to the dress Kurt picks out for her, especially after Kurt tells Puck he wouldn't want to miss out on the dress he picked for Marley.
• Sam is an emotional mess as he bursts into the loft after watching the movies Artie told him to.
  Puck: "Oh my God, maybe Sam is manstrating."
• The return of "Fondue For Two".
  • Of course Brittany would obliviously air Marley and Puck's sex life to the entire world—and in front of Finn. Who didn't know they were having sex up until that moment.
  • Brittany dubbing Marley and Puck 'Parley'. They're not amused. (But the name did end up sticking).
  • Finn eating extremely hot fondue and being shell-shocked that it's hot.
  • Santana literally crashing "Fondue For Two" to ask Brittany out on a "friend date".
• The moment Finn and Puck are off the air:
  Puck: "Go ahead, deck me."
  Finn: "You see, there's a problem with that. If I punch you, then I'll feel better…but then you'll be hurt…sounds good to me!"
• The entire scene with Finn and Puck getting into an actual fist fight was 100% serious, but the fact Finn couldn't bring himself to say that Puck was having sex with Marley did produce a chuckle.
  • Puck's response:
  Puck: "We're out of high school. You can use the big boy word."
• Santana's fool proof way to break up Marley and Puck is to frame Puck for a crime and send him to jail. When Finn doesn't like the idea, Santana mentions they could frame Marley instead. Finn comically shuts down Santana after that.
• Artie and Sam are outraged when Tina spoils the Season 6 premiere of Castle for them.
• When Kurt gives Marley a New York makeover and has her debut it to Finn and Puck, Marley mentions she looked like she walked out of Kim Kardashian's closet.
• Santana's comeback when Marley asks why she's being so mean to Brittany.
  Marley: "Santana, why are you being so mean to Brittany?"
  Santana: "Why are you related to Frankenteen and swapping spit with Puckerman?"
• Santana during the entire performance of A Girl Worth Fighting For.
  • Her using the song to take jabs at Puck and Sam is hilarious if you take out the fact she's supposed to be singing the song to Brittany.

Yellow

• After Puck takes a sip from the hot chocolate cup Marley was drinking from, he has lipstick on his lips. Brittany happens to catch him with the lipstick and he's forced to say it's Not What It Looks Like.
• The hilarious irony that Finn and Rachel are always completely loud while making love—this time was no exception as Rachel is adamant for a baby. And when Finn is finally ready to go to sleep, he hears Marley and Puck go at it Right Through the Wall.
  • Finn unfortunately learns he has some stiff (heh heh) competition.
  • Finn also brings this up in the next scene as Quinn suddenly drops by and tells Quinn to use Marley's bedroom, as Marley clearly hasn't been using it.
• Rachel kissing Puck's cheek was a "Huh?" moment, but immediately turns funny when Finn asks her about it and she gives him the most passionate kiss known to mankind.
• Jake and Marley coming face-to-face after Jake cheats on her has the right mixture of awkwardness and hilarity. Especially after Jake asks Marley about Puck.
  Marley: "Noah's fine. New York has just been busy for him, that's all."
  Jake: "Right, New York's been busy for Puck…he's been getting busy, right?"
• Quinn finds Brittany and Santana in Artie, Blaine, Sam and Tina's apartment. None of them are there. Brittany admits they picked the lock to come in.
• Rachel scolding Brittany and Santana after finding out Quinn recruited them in a failed attempt to win Puck back.
  Rachel: "Okay and if Quinn jumped off the George Washington Bridge, would you do the same thing?"
  Brittany: "It depends. Will mermaids save me if I jump?"
• After Puck talks sense into Rachel about now not being the time for a baby, Rachel goes to talk to Finn. Finn's reaction to Rachel simply entering the room is him getting ready to take off his shirt as he thinks Rachel is going to want sex.
  • They do eventually have sex at the end of the scene but without the pressures of a baby. So Finn was kind of right in a sense to expect.
• Finn asking if he can sing You're Having My Baby when Rachel actually is pregnant.
• Puck is trying to be heartwarming and sentimental towards Marley after they talk about their failed encounters with Jake and Quinn. Marley, while enjoying Puck being sentimental, literally just wants to make love to him as she had been away for a few days.

Dance With Me

• The small running gag in the first scene where Marley and Puck are being affectionate with one another, and someone (ex. Blaine and Tina) burst through the loft door, startling them to the point where Marley ends up falling onto the floor.
  • Finn adds so much to the running gag when he sees Marley and Puck lying on the floor in the kitchen, thinking they're trying to have sex in the kitchen. (Puck was literally just trying to not put all his body weight on Marley after Tina physically shoves him out of his chair).
  • The moment Finn realizes Marley is wearing one of Puck's t-shirts, and it's suddenly obvious Puck's smart aleck comments have been rubbing off on her.
  Finn: "Marley? Why are you wearing Puck's t-shirt?"
  Marley: "Why is Rachel wearing your t-shirt?"
  Finn: "Tushy."
  Marley: "It's touchè."
  • The banter between the siblings just gets better from there.
  Finn: "And cover up those marks on your neck!"
  Marley: "Tell Rachel to cover hers!"
  • Finn immediately directing his attention to Puck after Marley leaves and mentioning Puck's "turning Marley into a smartass."
  • Big brother Finn for the win.
• Santana gives Puck the nickname "Private Puckerman." Puck softly mentions, "I'm not in the army."
• Sam is late to Brittany's dance class. She orders him to drop and give her twenty. Instead of doing twenty push-ups, Sam gets on his knees, goes in his wallet and gives Brittany $20. Sam reveals he thought "drop and give me twenty" was to give away money.
• When Brittany announces her friends will be paired up to dance, Finn/Rachel, Marley/Puck, and Blaine/Kurt all stare at each other, thinking it will be an easy assignment. Brittany immediately bursts their bubble and says she will pick their dance partners.
• After Mike and Tina are paired together, her and Mike sing Dance With Me and are about to kiss at the end of the number. It turns out Tina was knocked out cold for four minutes after hitting the back of her head.
• Sam inadvertently reveals he was trained in ballet. Puck and Santana get a kick out of it.
• Finn elbowed Blaine in the stomach while dancing. It places emphasis on the fact Finn can't dance.
• Rachel—who is paired with Puck—redirects her attention to him after Finn leaves. Puck is way too busy sucking faces with Marley.
• Marley is initially taken aback—and miffed—that Puck only commented "wow" after her dance with Artie. Especially after she showered him in compliments after his dance with Rachel.
  Marley: "I left everything on that floor and all you can say is 'wow'? I told you your dance was sexy and all I get is a…" (Puck goes in his backpack and pulls out a rose for Marley) ...wow.
  Puck: (teasing) "Look who's saying 'wow' now?"
• Tina is jealous about some girl named 'Alyssa' texting Mike, even moreso after Mike and Tina hooked up. The reveal that Alyssa was Mike's dance teacher and not a girlfriend in Chicago was comedy.
  • Leave it to Tina to jump to conclusions.

Don't Let Go

• The slumber party.
  • Marley and Rachel singing Teenage Dream and Puck trying to shut off the song after he and Kurt can't hear the song anymore.
  Rachel: ''Touch that dial, you die Puckerman!"
  • Kurt and Puck's exchange afterwards.
  Kurt: "What's wrong with you? You can toss kids in dumpsters but you can't shut off a Katy Perry song?"
  Puck: "There are two of them."
  • Finn getting tickets to Cats and Marley bursting his bubble that Cats closed years ago.
  • The way Puck's demeanor lights up and changes when he asks Marley about making her famous cookies.
    • Marley's baking was definitely the way through Puck's heart. It's still evident here.
  • Finn returning with the footed pajama set Rachel wanting him to wear. At first he mentions he looks like a child but when he sees the disappointed look on Rachel's face, he quickly changes his tune and mentions how much he loves them.
• Puck realizes Marley is writing something in her notebook and he's trying to get to the bottom of it. Marley easily is able to distract Puck by initiating sex—but is quickly thwarted when Finn bursts in Puck's room asking for advice.
  • Finn always needs advice at the most inconvenient times.
  • Finn is about to leave and catches on he interrupted some valuable time between them. His "use protection" before he leaves the room is typical Finn.
• Rachel's entire dream when she ends up back in High School.
  • The meeting in Glee Club when Will is asking the kids about the word "acceptance".
  Brittany: "Lord Tubbington realizing he has to go on Weight Watchers."
  • Kurt being unamused that Rachel wants to sing a song.
  Kurt: "It's the Rachel Berry Show, with your host…Rachel Berry, the musical guest…Rachel Berry and the 'entertainment'…Rachel Berry! Wooh!"
  • Blaine wanting to sing Teenage Dream in Glee Club, only to be immediately shut down by the rest of the members.
  Blaine: "You make me feel like i'm living a…"
  Everyone: "SHUT UP, BLAINE!"
• Puck mentioning to Santana that Trouty Mouth was such a bad song that "even Mr. Schue hated it."
  Santana: "You're entitled to your wrong opinion."
• After Finn and Rachel make-up, Rachel mentions they are going to have the "hottest make-up sex ever". Finn's Jaw Drop to that statement before she kisses him is priceless.
• Brittany and Lord Tubbington watching Shark Tank. That's all.
• The Alumni go to a songwriting competition Marley is partaking in. Brittany mentions My Headband was a better song than one of Marley's competitors.
• Rachel asks Puck to read the review Peter Parker wrote about Funny Girl. Puck immediately struggles reading it, so Santana snatches the newspaper and reads the article to herself. The anticipation causes Kurt to tell Santana to read the article aloud before Rachel has a heart attack.

Funny Girl

• Finn's inner monologue about Opening Night of Funny Girl is sprinkled with comedy but also it's easy to catch onto Finn's anxiousness.
• Rachel tells Finn they're not going to watch or read anything about Funny Girl, and they're going to turn the loft into a positive bubble.
  • Tina immediately ruins that by coming into the room and telling Finn The New York Post says he sucks.
    • Rachel immediately ripping the newspaper in front of Tina, though.
  • Finn mentioning he wants to lie in the middle of the road so a truck can hit him. Typical Finn.
• After Marley, Puck and Quinn have a stare down with each other in the living room, Kurt goes to the kitchen to tell Rachel the juicy gossip.
  Kurt: "Rachel! Puck, Marley and Quinn are all having a stare down in the living room and (Kurt sees the tray of brownies on the kitchen counter)…ooh, brownies!"
• The flashback of Rachel binge-eating on brownies.
  • She literally tried to slice Kurt's hand like a cat for touching a brownie.
• Blaine and Kurt's exchange when Sue shows up at the loft doorstep.
  Kurt: "Blaine, pinch me please?"
  Blaine: "Where would you like me to pinch you?"
  Kurt:' "This is no time for you to be kinky!"
• Sue in this entire scene.
  Sue: "So where am I sleeping?"
  Blaine: "Um, at a hotel?"
  Sue: "I tried the hotel. I'm telling you, William was trying to have his way with me…he only booked one bed in the room. I always knew there was something weird about him."
• Sue tries to get Marley to rub her bunion, calloused filled feet. Marley, who is already nauseous, immediately goes to the bathroom to vomit.
  • Honestly, can't blame her. Even though it's later revealed Marley is having an appendicitis attack.
• Quinn, while trying to start a ruckus, immediately suggesting Marley might be pregnant. Sam mentions Puck had a vasectomy, so it's impossible for her to be pregnant.
  • A Change Would Do You Good would like to have a word with Sam.
• Artie, Mike and Sam give Finn a "letter from Kurt Cobain" to encourage him to go on stage.
  Finn: "I mean, the letter's nice and all but there's just one problem with it. (Finn crumples the letter and throws it at Sam's head) KURT COBAIN DIED TEN YEARS AGO! WHO WROTE THIS? PUCK?!"
  • Artie and Mike grilling Sam after they leave Finn's room.
  Artie: "Kurt Cobain? Really?"
  Sam: "How was I supposed to know Kurt Cobain died 10 years ago?"
  • Santana later clowns Sam about not knowing Kurt Cobain is dead, by presenting him The Idiot Award.
  Santana: "The 2014 Idiot Award goes to...Mr. Sam Evans, for thinking Kurt Cobain was still alive even though everyone including Brittany knew he died 10 years ago! Speech, speech!"
  Sam: "Well, I'd like to thank my grandmother for accidentally dropping me on my head when I was a baby..."
• Blaine being the unlucky winner of massaging Sue's feet.
• Brittany and Santana decide to try their luck at getting Finn to leave. Brittany shows Finn a crayon drawing she made.
  Brittany: "It's my version of Happy Land. The red and green stick figures are you and Rachel; you're standing on the stage for Funny Girl, and the person lying dead on the floor is Jesse St. James…you killed him and made it look like an accident."
  Finn: "Wait, if this is Happy Land, why did I kill Jesse St. James?"
  Brittany: "Because he kissed Rachel during the performance and you got extremely jealous."
• Blaine taking a page out of Sue Sylvester's handbook.
  Blaine: "You guys think getting Finn out of bed is hard? I just massaged Sue Sylvester's bunion and fungus filled feet! That's hard!"
• Even in a serious situation, Santana breaks the tension by bluntly informing Puck if Marley doesn't get to the hospital, she'll die.
• Marley continuously using dry humor after she undergoes surgery to take out her appendix.
  Marley: "I'm in a little pain but nothing that's going to kill me."
• Sue trying to sell her ticket to Funny Girl—while right outside the venue.
• Puck calls Finn to give Finn an update on Marley, and Finn gets into playful banter with him.
  Finn: "Tell her we'll be there as soon as the show's over and we love her….what, do you want me to say I love you…because that would be weird. Fine, I love you...ugh, dude don't make me do that again, all right, I'll see you later."
• Marley reveals the appendectomy means she can't engage in sexual activity for two to three weeks. Puck is fine with it, but Finn's reaction:
  Finn: (appears as if he's looking at the sky and thanking someone above) "This appendectomy was the best thing to ever happen."
• Finn wants Marley and Puck to come out that same night to celebrate Opening Night. Marley reminds Finn she just had surgery 12 hours prior. Finn mentions, "with some painkillers, you'll be fine."

Chums

• Most of Tina's Chums script is cracky and outrageous, ranging from what she named her friends to the scenes she writes.
  • Marley, Puck and Kurt's reactions to their given names in the script.
  Marley: "My name in your script is Barley?! You named me after eatable grass!"
  Kurt: "At least your name isn't Cert."
  Marley: "I already don't like it."
  Puck: "Baby, it's just a script…"
  Marley: "Did you see your name?"
  Puck: (Puck looks through the script and immediately understands Marley's point of view) "My name in your script is Tuck?!"
  • Finn and Rachel saying "#hastag" over 30 times is exaggerated humor.
  • Not to mention the Coffee Pajanamal Raid.
• As Puck is consoling Marley after Tina writes Marley in a disparaging light, they are about to kiss. Santana, who also agreed to check on Marley, immediately stops them from kissing.
  Santana: "I already have to deal with Finchel and Klaine getting freaky on a daily basis, I'm not going to take that from you two as well."
• Brittany, Marley and Santana are going through a mall in New Jersey. Brittany immediately sees the Disney Store and yells "DISNEY!!!!"
• A running gag when the Alumni end up at Vogue is Isabelle stuns them with her camera as they get off the elevator. Sam, of course, overreacts.
  Sam: "Oh god, I see a white light! I think I'm dying! I think I'm dying! Call my mother and tell her I love her!"
• Isabelle's personal assistant quickly has her eyes on Puck. Marley is not having it.
  Marley: "First name 'Nonya'. Last name 'Business'."
• Finn and Puck's reactions to Mariey and Rachel modeling for Vogue alongside Sam.
  • Finn was not kidding when he said Puck was going to live the dream having a model for a girlfriend.
• Can also double as heartwarming, but the exchange Marley and Puck have after they're the only two left in the room. Especially Puck's reaction when Marley mentions "dinner first, dessert later."
• Finn, Marley, Puck and Rachel playing 'Go Fish'...but Finn and Rachel are taking it way more seriously than they should.
• Sam asking who wants to see his mock-ups, and Marley and Rachel jump at the chance. Finn and Puck's response:
  Finn: "Sure, forget the fact that you're married, just to see your friend half naked."
  Puck: "Yeah, sure, forget you have a boyfriend."
  • Marley turns Puck's comment around on him when he catches on Isabelle's assistant has a thing for him. The way they mirror each other is hilarious.
• Rachel playfully teasing Marley after witnessing a moment between Marley and Puck.
  Rachel: "Marley and Noah sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G! First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes a baby in a baby carriage!"
• The exchange between Marley and Sam is both awkward and hilarious.
  Marley: "You need to keep your abs in shape. Trust me…you have awesome abs, don't let them go."
  Sam: "Won't Puckerman be jealous that you're talking about my abs?"
  Marley: " Sam, look that assistant was wrong for doing that to you and I don't blame you if you want to go to Vogue and silly string her office, but…you need to believe us when we say that we think you're damn hot."
  Sam: "Am I 'I want to have sex with you' hot or am I just cute-hot?"
  Marley: "Well, I can't really answer that question considering I'm dating and sleeping with Puck but…if I wasn't…yes, you're 'I want to have sex with you' hot. Can we stop the sex talk? Puck's currently not here to help with that…"
  Sam: "I'm here…"
  Marley: "I'm good."
• Finn, like Rachel, also appreciates a good moment to bust his best friend's chops when it comes to his love life.
  Finn: "I know, the models are gorgeous. But we're here on a mission."
  Puck: "Dude, I could care less about the models. None of them are my type."
  Finn: "So what is your type? Brown hair, blue eyes, sings like an angel…oh wait, that's Marley."
• Santana threatening all of the assistants so she can find where Kaylie is. She's a woman on a mission.
• Finn and Puck's reaction when Kaylie suggests Puck isn't interested because Finn and Puck are in a relationship with each other.
• Can also double as a moment of Awesome, but Marley standing up to Kaylie and threatening her to stay away from Puck. It's the beginning of Marley fighting her own battles.
• Kurt decides to talk to Blaine after they have been fighting the entire time, and Blaine responds, "$14.50 to gawk at the Blaineasauraus."
• Blaine's Glee's Anatomy Fanfiction. The entirety of it.
  • Even better was Kurt bartering for sex just so he can get more chapters from Blaine.

Addicted To Love

• Finn and Rachel arguing about Finn wanting a dog...in the middle of a band meeting.
• Puck being intrigued by the Pretty Little Liars books. It also doubles as a Heartwarming moment as it's not the first time Puck is reading over Marley's shoulder and genuinely interested in her interests.
• Finn bringing home Cory the dog and Santana immediately wondering if Finn was cheating.
  Santana: "You didn't cheat on Rachel after she left from your publicity stunt, did you? Because if you did then I will so kick your ass."
  • Brittany's comment after Finn asks Brittany and Santana to hide Cory until he can talk to Rachel is hilarious.
  Brittany: "I always wanted to take home a Cory."
• Puck is 100% angry at Artie for having feelings for Marley, and Artie does not help matters by being a smart aleck.
  Puck: "Really? You're going to stand there and lie to me?"
  Artie: "Well, I'm sitting...so..."
• As it turns out, Brittany and Dani have more in common than they thought. They ship unicorns and leprechauns...
• When Rachel discovers Cory in the apartment, Blaine is there to help ease the tension.
  Rachel: "He looks just like the dog from the ASPCA!"
  Blaine: "That's because he is the dog from the ASPCA."
  • Also Blaine's reaction to Finn and Rachel's exchange:
  Rachel: "Finn, he's a living, breathing…animal!"
  Finn: "So is Blaine, and I help take care of him!" (Blaine scrunches his face in confusion)
• Elliott calling out the fact that just because someone is in the next room, doesn't mean they can't hear conversations about them.
• After Marley and Puck patch things up, Marley reveals she wants to sing to him. Puck playfully responds, "I don't have a choice, do I?"
• Rachel is feeding Cory dog food, with a spoon.
  • Finn later reveals it's Santana's spoon that's Rachel's using.
• Kurt announces the double band performance helped earn $50,000 for the Food Drive. Brittany mentions she's glad her $10 and pieces of licorice were able to help.

Britney: One More Time

• Brittany assumes she is monologuing in her head—but she's actually speaking out loud. Finn catches her as he's about to go walk Cory.
• Kurt and Rachel's over the top reaction to Puck being in Zales. They decide they're going to stop Puck from proposing as they assume he's there to buy an engagement ring.
• Finn and Marley teasing each other after Marley is all mushy by a phone call from Puck. Finn thinks Marley won't tease him back, but he's proven wrong when she tries to sound like him talking to Rachel.
• Shipping Goggles aside, the scene between Kurt and Puck is adorable. Puck is asking Kurt for advice on how to cook as he's trying to cook Marley dinner. The best part?
  Puck: "Kurt, what's pap-rye-ka?
  Kurt: "That's paprika, Puckerman."
• Santana mentions they're going to sing one of Brittany's favorite songs. Brittany immediately asks if they're going to sing My Headband.
• Finn assumes Rachel is upset with him because he forgot to take his underwear out of the dryer.
• Finn starts crying after hearing Puck's poem for Marley, and when Rachel mentions he's crying, Finn chalks it up as the onions that were cut up in the kitchen.
• As Brittany is standing up to her dance teacher, she starts reciting things that happened in the Disney movie Finding Nemo.
• After Kurt and Rachel apologize to Puck for meddling, they try to apologize to Marley as well. However, Marley is not interested in an apology; she's more interested in spending more alone time with Puck.
• Artie's reaction to throwing a slushie for the first time.
• Also Puck absolutely bluffing to Amy Chen that he slept with her daughter in High School to expose the fact she didn't need a cane.
  • Book smart Noah Puckerman may not be, but street smart he is.

Where Is The Love

• When Marley meets Puck's mother, Gina mentions that meeting at the airport seems unconventional. Puck responds that unconventional describes his and Marley's entire relationship.
• Gina invites Jake over which makes things awkward for Jake, Marley and Puck. After Puck consoles Marley, Jake happens to walk in the room and quips if they're about to have sex.
• Once Marley and Puck do have some alone time, Marley worries if she and Puck were loud. Puck mentions he hopes so in order for Jake to get the message.
• Kitty and Unique literally fangirling as Marley talks about her relationship. Kitty even adds one day Marley and Puck are going to have children of their own.
• Finn is shocked when Puck admits he slept with Marley under his mother's roof. Puck simply responds, "I locked the door."
• Puck asks Jake to come into the car so he can chat with him. Jake questions if he'll actually come out alive.
• Doubles as Heartwarming, but Puck blurting out for Marley to marry him...in the choir room as she's about to graduate. His expression that he actually mentioned such a thing is what sells it.
• It's not a scene that's meant to be funny, but Jake, Kitty, Ryder and Unique being shell-shocked that Marley graduated and left them is hilarious in it's own right because they literally made the decision for her to leave the easiest thing in the world.
  • Also, out of all the people to be the Glee Club director, they got Holly Holiday. That spells a recipe for disaster.
• Puck mentions they spelled Marley's last name wrong on her diploma.
  • Her last name is "Rose". WMHS would have to literally be stupid to not know how to spell her last name.
  • He's obviously teasing her.

New Directions

• The entire opening scene was a mixture of Heartwarming and Funny.
  • Especially Puck getting ready for school and being nervous. Finn of all people reassuring his best friend that school is not that big of a deal.
• Simone returns and has information for Finn—all which she acquired in a Rizzoli and Isles subtext blog.
• A major contrast to when Rachel and Simone were introduced to each other to when Marley and Simone are introduced.
  • Rachel is easily one of the best singers in the club and Simone felt threatened. Marley immediately inflates Simone's ego by assuring her she's not as good as her, which makes Simone like her right away.
    • Funny thing is, Marley ends up doing more for the Glee Club than Rachel and Simone do combined.
• Brittany's unconventional methods of training Cory.
  • Especially the end when she actually gets him to do common tricks. Then when Puck goes to grab oregano for his pizza, Cory confronts him. Finn didn't allow Brittany to train Cory to smell drugs, so he smells out oregano instead.
  • That will be really helpful at the supermarket.
• The Finn and Blaine storyline was frustrating as there was too much pride in the way on both ends. But Blaine was pure comedy.
  • Him not being able to put his anger into words and then simply yelling in Marley and Puck's face when they're asking what's wrong.
  • Blaine trying to change the subject when Marley tries to help him.
• Sue Sylvester being the dean of NYADA. How. Did. That. Happen?
• Marley gathers Brittany, Puck, Rachel and Tina to help Blaine. Rachel immediately leaves after Puck helps her with her problem, and Marley responds with:
  Marley: "Nice job, Noah. We lost Rachel."
  • Puck's endearing face as Marley says it is what ties it together.

Halfway There

• Doubles as Heartwarming, but when Finn asks for someone to solo for a competition, Puck without hesitation suggests Marley. Finn's response:
  Finn: "Nice thought, Puck. But you're being biased considering you're infatuated with her."
  • It then turns into a whole conversation about solos, and of course Blaine inserts himself into the equation.
• Sue tells Finn she booked the auditorium so they can't use it for the week. The Glee Club is outraged.
  • Tina's response is the best though:
  Tina: "This is Suetatorship!"
• Kurt's jealousy regarding Sebastian's introduction ends with Kurt spilling his coffee on Marley's skirt, showing his jealousy is out of control.
• Brody's over the top reaction to Simone trying to move into his locker.
• Puck is able to list all of the members of N'SYNC. He blames it on the fact he has a sister. Can also be Heartwarming.
• Finn claims he made an Angel Cake from scratch. Rachel mentions he made it from the Betty Crocker box.
• After Marley breaks up with Puck, Artie, Tina and Sam witnesses it from inside the coffee shop. Sam immediately wonders if Marley is coming back for her cupcake.
• Kurt is appalled that Finn easily allowed Sebastian into Glee Club. Finn tells Kurt to focus on his school work as it's 25% of their grade.
  Kurt: "My God, when did you become such a nerd?"
• Brittany, Celina and Simone's reaction to Garrett.
  Celina: "Oh my gosh he is hot…"
  Simone: "I want to bake cookies on his abs."
  Brittany: "I want to bake cookies in general."
• Rachel being entirely invested in Marley and Puck's relationship to the point where she doesn't realize Kurt is having a Tear Jerker moment.
• Finn asks what the Glee Club learned that week. While Artie, Kurt, Marley and Rachel properly answer Finn's question, Brittany's response causes the Glee Club members to give her puzzling looks.
  Brittany: "They taught me elephants can fly with their ears and wooden puppets can't lie because their noses will grow big."

Wrong Song

• Entertainment Weekly mentions a country-pop star causing havoc in the headlines. Marley pleads for it not to be Taylor Swift.
• When Marley is surrounded by paparazzi after helping the homeless man Juliet Jones, Puck and Tina usher her away and into a train station. Despite the hectic scene, Marley calmly informs Tina that the train they're going on isn't theirs.
• Puck has had just enough of Finn coming into his room whenever he feels like, especially when he mentions he might have to instal a lock on the door.
• Marley is flustered that TMZ has picked up the story of her helping the homeless man. Puck on the other hand is intrigued as he's listed as Marley's mystery man, which lightens the mood.
• Marley is angered as she arrives at Glee Club. Finn quickly assumes Puck did something stupid.
  Finn: "Puck didn't do anything stupid again, did he?"
  Kurt: "Why do you assume Puck did something stupid?"
  Santana: "Because let's face it, Porcelain. Puck always does something stupid."
• Tina literally stealing all of Marley's belongings and trying to sell them so she can make money.
  • In hindsight it's not funny, but because of how Tina goes about it, it is.
• Blaine's uptight attitude during a Glee Club meeting causes Santana to make this comeback:
  Santana: "I'm sorry I didn't realize you had a candy cane stuck up your ass, Willy Wonka. Who died and made you king of the Chocolate Factory?"
• After the Glee Club's horrific performance at the pep rally, Sue confronts them in the choir room.
  Sue: "I hope you and this Glee Club are eaten by a SHARK!"
  Sam: "How big of a shark? Cause I was thinking maybe instead of a shark, we could have a Sharknado or a…"
• When Finn shows Rachel the Juliet and Santana sex tape, Rachel questions why Finn has these types of videos on his camera.
  Finn: "If you think that's bad, you should see my browser history."
  Rachel: "What did you say?"
  Finn: "Nothing sweetie."
• Finn and Rachel find Marley and Puck sleeping on the bathroom floor. Rachel's first instinct is to take a picture.

Love The Way You Lie

• As Marley congratulates Puck for his police precinct internship, Finn finds them kissing in the choir room.
  Finn: "Last I checked, this was the choir room, not your bedroom."
  Puck: "Fine. (Puck redirects his attention to Marley and cheekily adds) We'll finish this at home."
  Finn: "On second thought, kiss away."
• Sue calls Rachel 'Mrs. Focker' in a reference to Meet The Fockers.
  • Rachel doesn't take offense to it as Mrs. Focker is portrayed by Barbra Streisand.
• After Sue reveals she used the Glee Club's budget, Finn kicks over another chair. Which doesn't surprise Puck or Rachel.
• Finn and Rachel's banter as Finn reveals his plan against Sue Sylvester.
  Finn: "All right, this stick figure is me, and this stick figure here is Sue Sylvester."
  Rachel: "Wait, why are there stick figures? Why not just draw the actual people?"
  Finn: "Because I suck at drawing, that's why. Anyway, this here…is NYADA…and all the way over here in the little right hand corner is China…or Japan…or some country far away from here. Anyway, we use the spoons in the cafeteria, have Sue dig with me underground and eventually…we release Sue into China…or the wild."
  Rachel: "Spoons??"
• Officer Scott and Anna Reynolds banter when they meet Puck creates a lighthearted environment for him. However, the funniest part of their banter is them revealing they're married.
• After having enough of Finn's plans to rid of Sue, Rachel threatens Finn with no sex.
  Finn: "Why do you always have to threaten me with no sex every time I do something questionable?"
  Rachel: "Because I know that's how you boys listen."
• Finn's reaction from Puck coming back from his first day of work.
  Finn: "Dude, you came back alive! I never thought I was going to see you again!"
  Rachel: "Finn, Puck just came back from an internship, not from war."
• Marley teases Puck about wanting to hear about his hot co-worker.
  • The fact Puck can easily decipher it's a joke and make a witty comeback of his own is funny.
• As Santana is apologizing to the Glee Club, Blaine tries to speak on behalf of everyone. Santana makes it clear she wasn't apologizing to him of his behavior.

Homecoming

• Kurt mentions that Blaine should be careful hanging around Sebastian, and gives an oddly specific reference as to what Sebastian could do. Blaine's rebuttal is Kurt saw it in a T.V. show.
  Kurt: "Next thing you know it, you'll probably get married and then you'll start fighting and one day he'll get so tired of you that he'll become a nurse and commit premeditated murder by adding morphine to your water!"
  Blaine: "Kurt, that was an episode of Snapped you saw a few months ago. I remember because I was there and you were thinking 'how does a sweet old woman kill her 71 year old husband?"
• Sam asking out some of the ballerinas at NYADA to the Homecoming Dance before literally falling flat on his face.
• Puck is unconvinced about going to the Homecoming Dance, so Marley mentions they're going to do something spontaneous. Puck's idea of spontaneity is him and Marley eloping in Vegas.
• Brittany mentions magical things happen when she either does a turn or say It's Britney, Bitch.
  • She does a magical turn and she and Marley start singing Tell Him to convince Puck to go to the dance.
• Rachel's whole storyline running for Homecoming Queen.
  • Finn also having to go along with Rachel's shenanigans.
• Finn and Rachel mentioning Kurt is jealous about Blaine and Sebastian going to dance, which immediately segues to a song about jealousy.
• Apparently Rachel calls Artie every time she sees Ryan Gosling while kissing Finn.
• Finn literally gives Simone a solo just for being Artie's date. Bribery always works.
• Marley may have been second-guessing asking Puck to be her date because he's not a very good dancer. It's the lighthearted banter that ties the scene together.
• Sue is still trying to guard the punch bowl. If only she knew Puck succeeded during his senior prom.
• Quinn goes to find Puck when she notices NYADA Alumni Lucas Hatchet making Marley uncomfortable. Puck immediately wonders if he did something wrong in Quinn's eyes.
  Puck: "Hey…um…did I forget Beth's birthday again because I swore I wrote it down."
  Quinn: "I'm not here for that, and besides that's in six months."
• Puck finds out Marley is hiding in the girl's bathroom and Rachel informs him he's not allowed in there.
  Rachel: "Puck, you can't just go into the girls' bathroom."
  Puck: "Why not? Is there a secret barrier preventing me from going in there?"
  Rachel: "No, but there's a thing about how it's the girl's bathroom and…you're not a girl."
  • Scott later makes a crack after he sees Puck coming out of the girl's bathroom following his talk with Marley.
• When confronting Lucas, Puck asks Scott for the tape, but Scott reminds Puck of his manners.
  Puck: "Scott, the tape."
  Scott: "Scott, the tape what?"
  Puck: "Scott, the tape please.
  Scott: "Thank you!"
• Finn immediately picking up on the fact Rachel was the one that stuffed the ballot box so Marley and Puck could win Homecoming King and Queen.

Take On The World

• The context of Marley stabbing bananas isn't funny—she's suffering PTSD from being sexually harassed—but just picturing her stabbing bananas is a funny thought.
  • Even Finn and Puck try to make a joke about the bananas having a family.
• Marley's appearance at school causes shock to some of her friends. Brittany puts it as bluntly as she can.
  Brittany: "You look like Lord Tubbington when he forgets to take a bath."
• The entirety of Shakin' My Head. It was an attempt from Mercedes. Just, not Grammy worthy.
• As Marley and Mercedes are having a heart-to-heart, Mercedes is able to ease the tension by mentioning "I know a guy that sells pepper spray for a living."
  • After the two girls hug, Mercedes can't help but blurt out, "Girl, you smell like Puckerman's cologne."
• Scott is playing Frozen Free Fall at his desk. As Anna and Puck are talking about Marley, Scott loses a level—and throws his entire phone into the garbage can. It doesn't shock Anna in the slightest as she mentions to Puck he always does that.
• After Marley and Puck sing Two Is Better Than One, Artie mentions it almost sounds as good as a Finchel duet. Finn puts massive emphasis on the word almost.
• Finn has to call Rachel because he can't find his Playstation 4 controller.
  • He left it in the refrigerator.
    • How??? Why???
• After Marley comes out of her therapy session, she and Anna are intrigued by Puck and Scott building a popsicle stick house. According to Puck, building popsicle stick houses are harder than they look.
• Quinn is outraged that Puck is taking Shelby's side when it comes to Shelby not wanting Beth to know that Quinn and Puck are her actual parents.
  Quinn: "You're taking that baby stealers side?!"
  • Quinn seems to forget that she and Puck put Beth up for adoption. As horrible of a person Shelby is, she didn't steal Beth.
• Rachel is convinced the only role she'll get on Broadway at this point is the non-verbal tea cup in Beauty and the Beast.
• Finn trying to prevent Cory from eating chocolate since the dog is insistent in trying to get to the cookie tray.
• Brittany, Mercedes and Rachel's reaction to finding out Blaine and Kurt eloped.
  Brittany: "Does that mean we're all uninvited to the wedding? Because I bought Lord Tubbington the coolest bear suit and he would have made an awesome ring bearer."
• Puck finally asks for the sweater that Marley wore for the entire chapter. Doubling as Heartwarming, he allows her to keep it.

Where You Belong

• Finn's reaction to Blaine and Kurt eloping. He's not physically in the room, but he makes an impact because he breaks one of Carole's good plates.
  • It's how it's revealed Burt and Carole are expecting a baby.
• Burt is not happy Kurt decided to elope and questions what else went on in New York.
  Burt: "What else happened in New York? Did Blaine join a biker gang? Did Finn quit school and started doing reality television? Is Rachel pregnant?"
• Kitty and Jake are not too happy that Marley up and left for New York.
  • Oh well. They all treated her poorly the year prior. Jake was the worst by literally cheating on her.
• Artie automatically assumes he and Puck are going to dine and dash at Breadstix.
• Kitty taking absolute joy in Jake's jealousy as he watches Marley and Puck being affectionate towards one another.
• Marley's clap back at Bree!
  Marley: "Bree, it's so nice to see you. You know, the whole lizard lips look is really working for you. What's your secret, no chap stick?"
• Brittany and Santana going to feed homeless cats on the street—and Santana physically pushing Ryder to the ground on the way there.
• Puck and Ken Tanaka coming face-to-face years later, but this time Ken is dating Marley's mother Millie. Ken assumes Puck would've been in jail at this point.
  • If not for Marley, it would be a fair assumption. But to Ken's disappointment, it's not the case.
• Bree finally getting her comeuppance from the Alumni as they all verbally tell her they don't like her for how she treated Marley.
• Marley goes to Emma Pillsbury for advice. Emma's reaction to finding out Millie is dating Ken is everything.
• In a way, Puck gets his comeuppance for all the slushie baths he gave in High School. It's doubles as a moment of Awesome as Puck Takes the Bullet for Marley, who was the intended target.
  • As Marley comforts Puck and rewards him for his heroic efforts with a kiss, she mentions he "tastes like grape."
• Finn is deliberately trying to be silly by mentioning Lord Tubbington will be President and Cory will be Secretary of State in an effort to make Rachel feel better.
• Brittany reacting to Puck's return as if he came back from war.
  • He was just slushied. No one has ever died from a slushie bath.
• Marley and Puck are not as slick as they think they are. Millie is well aware what goes on in Marley's childhood bedroom when Marley comes home.
• Marley's reaction to one of the New Direction judges being Kim Kardashian.
  Marley: "Who invited her?"
  • Same, Marley. Same.
• Puck is an avid fan of The Fosters. As Finn, Marley and Rachel are cleaning up the choir room, Puck is watching an episode on his iPhone.

Gleedo

• Finn and Rachel taking a break from Sectionals with Finn wanting Rachel to eat chocolate covered strawberries.
• Marley teases Puck at the fact he enjoys the Dear Abby columns on Yahoo.
• Marley and Puck literally can't decide what kind of hobby they want to take up together. Even through an argument, there is still lighthearted humor.
• Another Brittany "Fondue For Two" segment.
  • The entire "Fondue For Two" episode is Finn practically running away from Brittany before he's forced to do an interview.
    • Finn also doesn't seem to understand how cameras work because just covering the lens doesn't mean the video has stopped recording. Brittany has all of that audio.
• Overall, Finn's dream is a Tear Jerker. However, there were some funny moments.
  • Tina acting exactly like Kitty.
  • Mercedes and Quinn literally fighting over Sam.
  • Marley turning Puck down and asking does he have someone else to get pregnant.
• Finn's behavior immediately after his dream is over the top hilarity.
  • He makes pancakes for everyone at 11p.m. Puck and Rachel are the only ones that are awake.
• Santana makes a comment when she realizes Rachel is painting Puck's nails to get a better idea of what nail color to use on herself.
• Sam is literally used as Marley and Puck's punching bag to get Puck's confidence up. And he's just okay with it.
• Puck mentions to Finn that without him he never would have found the love of his life. He then points to his guitar and mentions "music".
  • Finn thought Puck was going to say "Marley", and Puck says, "Oh and her too."
• Marley chasing Puck down in her bathrobe around the apartment after she finds out he stole her clothes while she was showering.
  • It turns into a Heartwarming moment as Puck reveals he wants to spend time with her alone and doesn't want her to forget that she's his priority, even in his dream to become a police officer.
• Celina asks Finn at Glee rehearsals if she's still allowed to sway in the background. Finn grants her request. Puck is about to ask the same thing, Finn immediately shoots him down and says he has to sing with Marley.

The One With Brittany's Mom

• Finn getting annoyed by Marley and Puck playing footsies under the table. Marley is unable to properly lie which makes it more hilarious.
• Tina asking how Finn could be racist towards Asians.
  • He isn't. Blaine made up that excuse to retaliate because Finn—rightfully—suspended him from Glee Club.
    • Finn does have a point Sue was the one being racist to Mike and Tina while they were in High School.
• Brad the Piano Player has a twin brother named Chad the Piano Player. Chad plays the piano at NYADA. Do what you will with this information.
• Brittany picks up the phone and doesn't say anything. Santana coaxes her to say hi. Brittany just repeats Santana's sentence.
  Santana: "Brittany, say hi."
  Brittany: (repeating Santana) "Brittany, say hi."
• Brittany's mother in general. She was hilarious.
  • Especially when she meets Santana for the first time.
  Susan: "Wow…I never actually met a lesbian before...it's like making a groundbreaking discovery!"
  • Lisa Kudrow really should have played Brittany's mom. The Friends references were incredible.
• Finn and Puck's reaction to seeing Marley and Rachel in wedding dresses because Susan wanted to have a wedding dress party.
• Puck joking that he pictures his wife being Tina.
  • Don't tease us like that. Maybe in another universe.
• Dun, Dun, DUN. The Acafellas return. And this time they have Blaine.
  • Puck calling Blaine an "Eggs Benedict".
    • Context clues show Marley has explained over and over to him it's "Benedict Arnold." He still isn't getting it.
  • Brittany's wrongfully explaining who Benedict Arnold is.
  Brittany: "Benedict Arnold was the one spying on other people just so he could figure out how to give everyone free eggs. He's the ancient Easter Bunny."
• Mike, Quinn and Santana helping Susan speed date.
  • The song references to "Cotton Eyed Joe" and "Jenny/867-5309."
• During the most Heartwarming scene of the chapter, Puck is proposing to Marley. Marley has not answered Puck's proposal. Here comes Brittany easing the tension by yelling, "SAY YES!!!"
• Artie and Sam's reaction to Susan singing "Smelly Cat" is priceless.
  • Susan falling head over heels for Brittany and Santana's boss Gunter. Santana is at first against it, but realizes they are hitting it off and thinks, "maybe it could work".

Cloud 9

• Finn is so hard on his Glee Club when it comes to rehearsal (to the point where Tina sprains her ankle), but he quickly dotes on Rachel when she merely throws up.
  • The hypocrisy being called out by Sebastian of all people ties it together.
• After Puck and Rachel sing a duet, Rachel has to go to her doctors appointment. She mentions she and Puck should duet more often but Puck mentions that "Finchel duets are better".
• Out of all the band aids to get from the doctor, Rachel chooses one with gold stars.
• Sam reveals to Quinn and Tina that Artie's real name is "Arthur".
  • It wasn't what Tina was researching, but she and Quinn are stunned by that revelation.
• Rachel suddenly can't stand the smell of her coffee and when she practically forces Mercedes to smell it, she mentions she can't smell anything wrong with it.
• Marley is wedding planning by looking through magazines and one of the dresses catches Puck's eye. The actual wedding isn't the only thing Puck is excited for.
  Puck: "You'll look beautiful in any dress you wear. Besides, that's not the best part..."
• Scott getting emotional over the coffee machine breaking.
• The context of the scene is a Tear Jerker but a flashback to when Finn calls Carole after a nightmare and he wants to talk to Burt. Burt is unsure which son is calling him in the middle of the night.
  Carole: "Burt, it's your son on the line."
  Burt: "The fashion one or the teacher one?"
  Carole: "The teacher one."
• As Sebastian is asking Kurt if he's okay, Kurt's inner thoughts are commenting on Sebastian having nice eyes before his thoughts have a "what am I saying" moment.
• Simone is adamant about not going on stage if the sequin on her headband isn't fixed, and Finn says in a sing-song voice to Rachel, "She's driving me crazy."
• Mercedes, Mike, Rachel, Quinn and Will's reaction to The Acafellas singing Whistle during a show choir competition is hilarious.
  • Yes, they sung a song about getting a blowjob for an official show choir circuit.
    • They are absolutely awful at picking songs, aren't they?

Season 4

Secrets

• After finding out Puck is alive, Marley is able to see him. She mentions she doesn't know whether to kiss him or kick his butt. Puck's response:
  Puck: "I thought I'd get a hero's welcome."
• Remember how Blaine and Kurt went to get eloped. It turns out...THEY WERE NEVER REALLY MARRIED.
  Kurt: "We were never really married. I went to the courthouse to annul the marriage since it was done irrationally and when I got there, it turned out it was just an ill-minded former employee. They said he even went as far as marrying a cat to a goldfish. I don't think that marriage lasted very long."
• Anna, Captain Holly Collins, Marley and Scott go to see if Lucas actually died. The nurses reveal someone was supposed to come for Lucas in fifteen minutes. Holly's reaction:
  Captain Collins: "How does a dead body move?!"
• Puck is adamant to work a case even though he was just discharged from the hospital. He mentions all he'll need is pain killers and is intrigued by the fact he'll feel like Dr. House.
• Marley is able to convince Puck and Scott to let her talk to Lucas' lawyer. Scott can't help but tease that Marley wears the pants in her and Puck's relationship.
• Finn and Rachel are trying to find names for their unborn child. Finn continues to suggest "Drizzle" and his new favorite, "Apple."
  • Marley absentmindedly suggests "Melissa".
    • Marley is portrayed by Melissa Benoist. You see what they were putting down here.

Coming Home

• Puck's inner monologue while returning home to WMHS begins as a Heartwarming moment as he's focusing on just how much he's personally grown, but it immediately teeters into Funny territory when Madison Mc Carthy interrupts his monologue by making his head spin from her talking.
• The New Directions and the Alumni immediately applaud Puck as he comes into the classroom. News traveled fast that he is officially a New York City police officer. Blaine immediately follows after Puck and tries to soak in the applause, but everyone stops clapping for Blaine.
• As Will is congratulating Puck for his accomplishment, Brittany asks if they as Puck's friends can commit crimes. Puck immediately tells her no as he'll have to arrest them, and Brittany suggests Puck would be a terrible friend for doing so.
• Madison and Mason's introduction is everything.
  • Santana also stopping their monologue because she can't deal with their 'Disney-esque' behavior.
  Santana: "Yeah, hi, you may not know me, but you're about to right now. I'm Santana and I keeps it real and when I say I keeps it real, I mean we don't do that High School Musical, Hannah Montana 'everything is chipper and fine' biz in here. No one is that perky unless they've smuggled prescribed happy pills in their coffee. Now I don't really care for your introduction so do us all a favor Ryan and Sharpay, and sit your Disney asses down. Okay? Thank you."
• Finn initially wanted Marley and Puck to sing Falling Slowly from Once but Puck ends up having to take a phone call. He ends up pivoting by having Madison sing with him.
  • Madison's inner monologue as she's developing a crush on Finn is hilarious.
  Madison: "Wow, I never realized what nice eyes Finn has. They're like pools of chocolate just waiting to be devoured. In fact, he's cuter than a lot of the boys here at Mc Kinley…me likey an older guy….crap, he has a ring on his hand…but he's SO dreamy…"
• Marley's monologue about how hard it is to plan a wedding sprinkles in some comedy.
• Kurt and Marley clapping back at Bree after Bree tries to get her licks in.
  Bree: "Anyway, Marley you were just the person I was looking for. I know, I was shocked when I found out I actually needed to talk to you since you're my least favorite person in the entire world."
  Marley: "Gee, I feel the same way about you do."
• Artie immediately knowing Kitty wants to destroy someone's life simply by the kind of smile she has on her face.
  • Artie did date her, so of course he knows her very well.
• Rachel having an over the top reaction to Madison singing.
  • Rachel is also pregnant so that's what makes the over the top moment more funny.
• After Marley and Puck have a Heartwarming moment, his sister Sarah ruins it by opening the door and yelling for Puck to "stop eating Marley's face".
  • Sarah also interrupts them when Marley is confessing she gave Sam the $4,000 she saved for their wedding to help his family keep their house. As Puck is showing her affection, Sarah makes an 'blech' sound.
• Puck's reaction to finding out Sarah has her first boyfriend. He calls back to Where Is The Love when Marley told Sarah to "stay 12 and play with dolls".
  Puck: "What happened to what Marley told you, stay 12, play with dolls and stuff?"
  Sarah: "I did stay 12. I'm 13 now and 13 year-old-me is pretty awesome."
  • Also Puck commenting he can no longer use Don't Wanna Miss A Thing by Aerosmith for his wedding since Sarah and her new boyfriend danced to the song is such a Puck thing to do.
• Burt and Finn made a sports bet regarding who wins the NFL Thanksgiving game.
  • Finn recalls how he lost out on $300 for incorrectly picking the MLB World Series winners.
• Rachel makes it quite obvious that, at least during her pregnancy, she is no longer vegan.
• As Marley lists off all the things Sarah is going to experience as a teenager, Puck is not interested in listening.
  Marley: "But you have to accept that she's going to grow up…and she's going to do things and experiment…just like you've been to house parties, had a few dates, drank alcohol and had sex; she's going to do all those thing as she grows older."
  Puck: "La, la, la, la. I can't hear you!"
• Marley decides to cheer Puck up after Sarah blows him off to talk to her boyfriend by singing a parody of Route 66 called The Brotherly Blues.
  Marley: "So your sisters dating some boy you don't like. Cause you're worried that he'll never treat her right. Look at you, you've got the brotherly blues. You feel threatened that your sister won't love you. Don't you know, she'd be a fool if it were true. Baby boo, no need for the brotherly blues".
  • It's not going to win a Grammy, but it does the job of cheering Puck up. He also mentions she's not allowed to ever call him 'baby boo' in public.
• Brittany, Marley and Puck are playing Hangman in a nearby classroom. Brittany asks Puck to guess and Puck suggests "Lord Tubbington eating Whoppers." How does Puck know? Brittany wrote the answer on the board before engaging in the Hangman game.
• Brittany and Puck compare Madison's crush on Finn to Rachel's crush on Will Schuester.
  • Brittany adds she was probably one of 25 people who shipped them.
• Mason is not for the New Directions breaking into song.
• Santana is unsure why Madison chose Finn of all people to crush on, mentioning that even Puck and Sam are hotter than him.
  Finn: "Thank you for lowering my self-esteem, Santana. You're the greatest friend I could ask for."
  Santana: "You're not so bad yourself, Frankenteen."
• Rachel's "WHAAAAT?" when Santana confronts her about being pregnant.
• Marley teases Puck as he watches Fast and Furious 6 by mentioning she'll come back later if he's busy with the car movie.
  • Puck immediately shuts off the movie and asks her to come over as he wants to spend time with her.
• While Carole and Rachel are having a heart-to-heart, Finn comes into the kitchen and asks Rachel what happened to his juice.
  • He's 20-years-old, but sometimes he can't help acting like he's 5.
• Kitty calls Hunter Clarington "A-Roid", which was a nickname for former New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez.
• Finn gathers his friends to the auditorium so they can have a Thanksgiving dinner. Brittany and Santana's exchange before the heartfelt moment is adorable.
  Santana: "Are we putting on a Thanksgiving play or something because the answer's no."
  Brittany: "Santana, there's free food there…"
• There are some funny moments as the Alumni go around the table and share what they are thankful for.
  • Brittany mentions she's thankful Lord Tubbington ditched his catnip addiction.
  • Mike mentions he's thankful he can sing now.
  • Mercedes comes to the realization almost everyone dated everyone.
    • Marley adds she was the only one to not date everyone and Finn responds, "you're the good one."

Beneath Your Beautiful

• Finn, Marley and Rachel having a morning tea party is all kinds of adorable. It would have been better if Puck joined them, but it's understandable he's grumpy from trying to sleep.
• Marley's contract going down the drain proving she is as blind as a bat.
  • Her hugging the towel rack when she was trying to hug Puck to comfort her was the best part.
• Puck thinks Marley in her new glasses make her "smarticle", a reference to The Suite Life of Zack and Cody.
• Brittany protesting for them to put Here Comes Honey Boo Boo back on the air...at NYADA. When Santana asks why, Brittany explains she's no longer allowed to protest in front of the TLC building.
• Finn's Glee Club giving the most superficial meanings to the word 'inner beauty'.
  • Brody and Quinn's initial disdain for each other was done well. If only they knew they were going to literally end up being lovers.
• Mercedes, who is visiting Finn's Glee Club, tries to credit Marley for helping her come up with Colorblind...only to realize Marley isn't sitting in her chair.
• Finn and Sam in a flashback make a deal to let Mercedes sing All About That Bass to make herself feel beautiful, if Sam lets Finn win at Madden 15.
• The scene overall is a Tear Jerker, but the part of Brittany wanting Puck to hold Lord Tubbington while Puck is in his police uniform is hilarious.
  • His reaction to him treating Cory—the dog—like a human after he gives him a handshake, though.
    • Puck returning to the loft after leaving for work just to give Sam a ticket for the noise complaint.
• Quinn's reaction to Sam dyeing his hair brown.
  Quinn: "BROWN! You dyed your hair, and for WHAT?! We were supposed to be Barbie and Ken, Sam! How can we be Barbie and Ken if you have brown hair when his hair is flipping BLONDE!"
• Finn is literally running from Sue Sylvester after pushing her in the Season Three finale. It's a fun cat and mouse game.
• When Mercedes and the Glee Club show Marley appreciation for her debate on inner beauty, Mercedes, Rachel and Santana mention they were insecure about themselves. Sam mentions he just wanted to dye his hair.

Piece of Me

• Celina, who is tutoring Garrett, mentions Leonardo, Raphael, Michelangelo and Donatello are painters. Garrett assumed they were the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
• Puck wonders if it's a bad thing he's only 20 and working for the police. Marley dramatically mentions that soon he will be "30, 40 and 50", which is hilarious because of Puck's reaction.
  • Puck implying he had a threesome at his 18th birthday party when Marley asked what he did when he was 18. Also her immediately putting his two fingers down to quickly change the subject.
  • The spit take he does when Marley reveals she wants a tattoo after seeing a literal suspect covered in them.
• The nonchalance of the doctor diagnosing Brittany's injury.
  • This does happen in the medical field, but it's exaggerated here.
• Finn makes Rachel the nastiest sandwich known to mankind.
  • His response to said sandwich.
  Finn: "Rachel, is your stomach carrying our baby or a garbage disposal?"
• The entire conversation between Finn, Marley, Puck and Rachel over Marley wanting to get a tattoo.
  • Rachel offering Finn's services to make Puck a sandwich.
  • Puck 100% leaning into the bit.
  Puck: "Don't forget to cut off the crusts."
  Finn: "Don't push my buttons, Puck."
• The scene at the tattoo parlor. Stacy, we meet again.
  • Her literal shock when she finds out Puck is engaged when just a year ago, he was sleeping with her mother.
  • Marley and Rachel deciding to sing Point Of No Return in the middle of a tattoo parlor.
• Puck literally whining like a five-year-old after Marley tells him he won't be able to see her tattoo until after her birthday.
  • He has a point though. They literally are in a physical relationship. That would be kind of hard to hide.
    • Marley has her ways.
• Not intentionally funny, but Blaine just pining over Kurt and following him on Kurt and Sebastian's date after Blaine was the reason he and Kurt broke up in the first place.
• The list of horrible baby names continues.
  • What made Rachel think "Renesmee" and "Katniss" were good ideas for baby names?
  • At least Finn thought of "Zeke". Still a no but better than "Drizzle".
• Marley hoping that Puck bought her a car for her birthday and his response.
  Puck: "How much do you think I make as a police officer?"
  • He packed chocolate pudding for them, and referenced them sitting on the bleachers as their first date.
    • She was still technically with Jake then even though he was off sleeping with Bree.
• Puck's "Whaaaaat?" when Finn mentions he knows Puck told Marley about the surprise party.
• Marley immediately interrupting her and Puck's make-out session with "do you wanna see my tattoo."
  • Doubles as Heartwarming because of the matching Taylor Swift tattoos.

Glee, Actually

• Salem, from Sabrina The Teenage Witch, and Sue Sylvester narrating a Christmas special.
• Artie, Brittany, Finn, Marley, Puck, Rachel and Santana casually mentioning what they're doing for Christmas, and then Kitty making her triumphant entrance.
  Kitty: "Ho, ho, ho. Merry Christmas basic bitches!"
• Kitty exposing Marley for buying lingerie from Victoria's Secret.
  • It's not a Marley thing to do, which makes it so funny.
• The entire encounter between Marley and Puck in regards to her elf costume for the Winter Wonderland event.
  Marley: "NOAH PUCKERMAN!"
  Puck: "Yep, that's her now." (turns his attention to Marley who is wearing a female elf costume) "Yes, dear?"
  Marley: "I am not wearing this! The skirt is too short, I'm showing too much leg and…I look like a stripper elf!"
  Puck: "Oh come on, you look sexy."
  Marley: (her demeanor entirely changes and now she's acting shy) "You really think so?"
• Welcome, Jessica Goodwin. She made quite the impression.
  Jessica: "Sup, Scott. Still got that bruise the size of Texas on your shin?"
  • Captain Collins threatening Jessica with being put in another foster home.
  Jessica: "Bite me."
  • Puck with the save!
  Puck: "Oh! Isn't she just precious?!"
  • Jessica immediately putting two-and-two together that Marley and Puck are a couple. And she won't. let. it. go.
  Jessica: "I don't do rules, I don't do authority and I know for a fact you'd rather be doing her."
  Marley: (clearly trying to keep her patience with Jessica) "Yes Jessica, Puck and I have sex. Now that we have that covered, let's move on, okay?"
• Puck telling Marley that even though he loves her heart, she can't fix everything.
  • She proceeds to fix the buttons on his work shirt. Cause of course, Marley can fix everything.
• Doubles as Heartwarming, but the entire ice skating scene. Especially when Puck refuses to let go of the edge of the skating rink because he knows he'll fall.
• The restaurant they end up going to has an Open Mic for singing. Marley's, "I WANT TO SING!", when she literally sings all the time is hilarious.
• Puck's reaction to Marley's "Mrs. Claus" lingerie.
  • Immediately after his and Marley's heart-to-heart:
  Puck: "So, Santa baby…would you like to hurry down my chimney and give me my present?"
• Rachel's reaction when Finn asks if she ate his key lime pie.
• Brittany, Rachel and Santana are puzzled that Finn apparently forgot Christmas.
  Brittany: "Yeah, Christmas is as famous as Michael Jackson."
• Brittany, Rachel and Santana singing the Christmas song from Alvin and The Chipmunks. Finn also not being amused makes it hilarious.
• Brittany during the entire scavenger hunt. Especially when figuring out they were supposed to go to Times Square.
  Rachel: "A square with no clocks. I don't get it either. Finn really stumped me here."
  Brittany: "Yeah. Oh, Santana can we go to Times Square later? I want to see if Santa's visiting Toys R' Us.
  Santana: "Yeah sure, we'll go to… (realization dawns on Santana as she realizes Brittany figured out the riddle).
• Marley asks Kitty if she had spoken to Artie yet. Kitty tries to change the subject asking if Marley spoke to "Mr. Officer (Puck) about needing to pleasure you 20 times a day."
  • The exchange after this is adorable.
  Marley: "It was by far the best Christmas sex I ever had."
  Kitty: "It was the only Christmas sex you ever had. You were still Virgin Marley last year."
  Marley: "Well Virgin Marley is taking her fiancé to Victoria's Secret later, so in your face!"
• Artie reveals he broke up with Simone, taking a page out of Joe Jonas's book when he broke up with Taylor Swift.
  • Funny but wrong. Puck being the voice of reason, when he at one point was a womanizer, screams that it was wrong.
• Kitty assumes Artie and Puck were going to hang out together, but Artie mentions Puck had something to do.
  Kitty: "Yeah, go have sexy time with his Marley."
• Artie comes back to the loft and sees Marley and Puck playing dreidel, Marley adorably calls it "droodle."
  • Puck calling her "Marley Bear" just to make Artie cringe was laugh out loud hilarious.
• Puck's reaction when Kitty mentions she and Marley talk about him all the time.
  • Puck later brings it up and asks what's talk between them. It doubles as Heartwarming because Marley mentions talk between them is "soulmate talk".
• Artie, Kitty and Marley ganging up on Puck in a snowball fight.
• Brittany and Lord Tubbington give Artie, Finn, Rachel and Santana gifts because Lord Tubbington wanted to celebrate 'Catmas'.
  • Rachel got a ton of cat food. (She's intrigued by the smell of it to the point where Finn has to warn her not to eat it).
    • Artie got a can of tuna.
    • Finn got a dead bird.
• Santana asking Lord Tubbington for his blessing to marry Brittany. Doubles as Heartwarming as Santana acknowledges Lord Tubbington is the most important figure in Brittany's life.
• Finn cannot act for the life of him. Which is ironic because he literally goes to a performing arts college where acting is part of his curriculum.
• Brittany assuming that the reindeer was the one proposing to her.
  Brittany: "Well, we only just met, but I'm not against a marriage with a reindeer."

Glee School Musical

• Rachel wants to sing I Want It All in the middle of the street, but Kurt believes everyone will glance at them like they're crazy.
• Will Schuester not having a single idea what High School Musical is.
  • Get with the times, Schue.
• Madison and Kitty are discussing what roles they want for High School Musical. Kitty is insistent she'll be picked for Sharpay because Artie, "who is the hottest piece of real estate", is casting the show.
  • Madison respectfully disagrees.
  Madison: "Technically the hottest piece of real estate in school is original flavored Puckerman. I mean, just look at him. He's pretty dreamy."
  • Marley is not having it.
  Marley: "Yeah...he's also marrying me."
• Kitty conveniently forgetting that Marley does not actually go to school at WMHS.
• Mason does not want to audition for High School Musical as he'll be lumped in with Madison. Madison is comically not amused.
  Madison: "But we've had that bit since we were five-years-old! You can't quit the bit now!"
• Madison innocently asking Bree if she would be interested in auditioning for Taylor in High School Musical. As Bree is trying to give Madison a verbal smackdown, Marley comes with another comeback.
  Marley: "You do anything to bring down anyone and Madison doesn't need friends like you, she has us. You think you run this school but if you keep this up, the only thing you're going to run is a stripper pole!"
  • It was the best thing Marley had ever comeback with, and it was disappointing she actually apologized for it.
    • Bree honestly deserved it, especially after intentionally breaking up Marley and Jake by sleeping with him.
• The entire Kurt and Puck scene where Kurt asks Puck to dump him in a dumpster.
  • Puck going in the dumpster with Kurt and realizing that it smells horrible. The genuine apology Puck gives Kurt, and as the two of them decide to come out of the dumpster, Santana is there and witnesses the encounter.
    • Santana definitely had her Shipping Goggles on here.
• Puck asks Rachel for advice when it comes to the dinner with Millie and Ken, and Rachel reminds him to not let Ken intimidate him. She mentions he's the one with the gun. Puck doesn't take it quite the way Rachel intended.
  Puck: "Wait, you want me to bring my weapon to dinner and shoot Ken?!"
• Kitty tries to intimidate Sugar into bowing out for the role of Sharpay. When that doesn't work, she tries to seduce Artie to give her the role.
  Artie: "Kitty, as much as I love you and as much as you're terrifying me right now, I can't just give you the role of Sharpay."
• Kurt, who is planning Marley and Puck's wedding, gives them options for a venue. Marley's comedic disdain when she realizes one of the places is Yankee Stadium contrasts Puck's interest in the venue.
• Marley asks if Puck is excited for the dinner with Millie and Ken, and instead of answering the question, he asks if he can bring his gun with him.
• Kitty and Sugar's entire audition for Sharpay, including them shoving each other and all the props around them.
  • It hits home to Marley as that was the exact same scenario that happened to her and Bree at Nationals. Puck reminds her if it weren't for Bree, they wouldn't be together.
  Marley: (oozing with sarcasm) "Yeah, let's thank Bree for putting us together in her insane way at the wedding reception."
• As Finn and Rachel talk about the baby, Finn realizes Rachel ate all of the ice cream Finn had served himself. She cheekily replies, she thought all of it was for her.
• Marley is clearly upset after the dinner and hears someone knocking on her childhood door. She insists she wants to be alone. It's Puck, and to ease the tension, he mentions, "Gee, I didn't know I was your mother."
  • Also Ken 100% deserved Marley being bitchy towards him, especially when it's hinting he has someone else on the side.
• The swerve when Artie is about to announce who was cast as Sharpay. Kitty and Sugar are certain it's them. Artie swerves and mentions it's Madison. Kitty and Sugar's reactions are priceless.

You're Never Fully Dressed Without A Smile

• When Puck reveals to Finn and Sam that Marley no longer wants to get married in a month, he learns he has to dumb down the explanation for Sam.
  Finn: "Why doesn't she want to get married next month, I don't get it. She in love with you, man. What made her change her mind?"
  Puck: "I know but she said it has to do with finances. (notices Sam is extremely confused by the explanation) Money is the problem."
  Sam: "Ahhh, okay!
• Artie, Brody, Celina and Tina mention that Sebastian looks exactly like Barry Allen from ''The Flash''. Sebastian mentions he doesn't see it.
  • Sebastian and Barry Allen are both portrayed by Grant Gustin, hence the reference.
• Tina tries to make it seem like Puck isn't as serious about Glee Club as the rest of the members as he isn't there for that particular meeting. Marley made sure to let Tina know that no one is allowed to mess with her fiancé.
  Marley: "Puck's at work being a police officer, Tina. What do you do for a living?"
  • Seriously, Marley is an overall gem in this story.
• Marley and Rachel breaking the fourth wall when Finn and Puck ask what T.V. show they're watching.
  Marley: "Red Band Society."
  Rachel: "They say it's a mix of some show called Glee with better writing and Grey's Anatomy."
• Finn nonchalantly mentions their competition at Regionals is Dynamic Explosion, led by a girl named Jenny Mc Carthy. Rachel's over the top reaction to Jenny catches Finn, Marley and Puck by surprise.
  • It also leads to Finn going to Jesse St. James for help.
• The flashback of Jenny being an absolute ruthless monster to her Glee Club, which solidifies she's Jesse St. James as a woman.
• Quinn going to Puck for advice about Sam was adorable. Especially when she mentioned she needed her 'Quinndependence'.
  • The Quinndependence era doesn't last very long.
• Artie goes to Lima by himself. Ryder questions where's Finn because he knows if one of the Alumni are there, Finn is usually waiting in the wings to tell them what to do.
• Jenny confronting Finn and Jesse, resulting in Dynamic Explosion giving Finn and Jesse an explosion of slushies.
  • Jesse literally acting like he's going to die while Finn's favorite shirt was ruined.
    • Seriously, how many blue and white plaid shirts does Finn dub his favorite shirt. Cory broke the first one and the second one was stained.
    • Finn loves his plaid shirts.
• Marley has learned to bring sunglasses when she goes to Vogue. She could have warned Mercedes though.
• Marley and Puck's reaction to a gigantic box being in their bedroom.
• The story of how Puck stumbled upon the diner he and Marley are eating dinner in.
• Rachel suggests Finn and Jesse just talk to Jenny and reason with her. Jenny at first seems to understand where Finn and Jesse are coming from.
  • Jenny instead draws figures on their foreheads with lipstick.
• Puck asking Finn to be the best man at his wedding. Finn's reaction is over the top.
  Finn: "Dude… (Finn pretends to wipe a tear from his eye) This is the happiest day of my life."
  • Marley and Rachel's reaction when they see Finn and Puck being overly emotional.
  Rachel: "If we back away slowly, they won't notice us and we won't have to ask what happened until tomorrow."

Just The Way You Are

• Mason is genuinely curious about how you can cheat with steroids in a vocal competition. Kitty's response:
  Kitty: "Don't defy logic."
  • He's not wrong though.
• With the New Directions out of the show choir circuit, Will is clearly running out of ideas.
  Will: "We're going to sing songs by Korean artists…in Korean."
  • Kitty's response to Will:
  Kitty: "Gee Mr. Schue, who's on the judging panel this week? Kim Jong-Un?"
  • Finn's reaction to the entire flashback:
  Finn: "Korean songs by Korean artists? Isn't that like Psy or something?"
• The New Directions kids have zero idea who Billy Joel is.
  • Madison makes a meta reference though.
  Madison: "I know a kid named Billy."
  • Mason is portrayed by Billy Lewis Jr.
• Jake being surprised that Marley sought him out in order to invite him to her wedding.
  • Girl...
  • Jake's lame attempt at trying to tell Marley he misses her is thwarted by Puck, who adorably covers her eyes from behind her.
    • Honestly, we were saved right there.
• Bree trying to convince Jake that Marley and Puck kissing was a thousand times worse than her and Jake having sex.
  • Not to mention her trying to convince Jake that Marley and Puck also slept with each other.
    • They 100% did not have sex while Marley was still with Jake. But even if they did, how in the hell would Bree know that?
• Artie asking Sebastian to basically turn Madison into a boring version of herself.
  • Did Artie ironically call Sebastian 'boring'?
• The entire scene between Marley, Puck and Sarah at breakfast.
  • The one-liners were to die for.
  Sarah: "Did you sleep well, Noah?"
  Puck: "Yeah, I slept well. Marley and I listened to some music before we went to sleep. No big deal, really."
  Sarah: "Really? What's your favorite song? 'Oh Yes!' or 'More'?"
  • Let's not forget this exchange between Marley and Puck:
  Puck: "Hey, Marley…I have something to tell you."
  Marley: "Yeah?"
  Puck: "Last night was…awesome. It was mind-blowing and the best night of my life… but there's a problem....Sarah heard the locomotive engine on the Puckerman Express last night." (Marley catches on to what Puck is talking about and is MORTIFIED)
  • Marley is worried Sarah's gonna tell Puck's mom.
    • Girl, you are 18. Puck is 20. I think it was obvious to his mom you both were doing the horizontal tango.
  • This was the best line of them all:
  Marley: "By the way, I've been to a lot of amusement parks and on a lot of rides…but the Puckerman Express was by far the best ride I've ever been on."
  • What has Puck done to her?
• Quinn, Santana and Tina catch on that Rachel only sings ballads when there is something going on in her life. Brittany, on the other hand...
  Brittany: "Wait, I thought ducks had ballads."
  • Quinn and Santana's exchange:
  Santana: "Well Rachel, they're going to find out that you're pregnant eventually. Just like everyone found out that boys were a phase to me, and everyone found out that Quinn's boobs are slightly fake because she had a job done once she found out one nipple was droopier than the other."
  Quinn: "That's a lie and you know it."
  Santana: "Take it easy, Quinn Latifa."
• Rachel mentions she'll come back to her dads house when she's ready. Santana takes the decision out of her hands by ringing the doorbell.
  • Brittany's attempt at telling a knock-knock joke during a serious moment.
  • When Rachel finally tells her fathers she's pregnant, they ask "how could this have happened."
  Rachel: (deadpanned) "Finn and I had sex."
• Madison is trying to infiltrate Dalton Academy and is constantly talking Artie and Kitty through it.
  • She's not aware Artie and Kitty can see her from the camera she has.
• After Jake gets into a fist-fight with Puck and accidentally hits Marley, Santana suggests a punishment to Will. Brittany takes Santana's punishment literally:
  Santana: "Mr. Schue, I recommend expulsion and you take him to the nearest Catholic school where he can get forty lashes with a ruler!"
  Brittany: "Jake won't look good with forty lashes. He'd need a lot of mascara."
• The irony of Jake singing Innocent Man when he is literally the reason the conflict between him, Marley and Puck started.
• Finn can't find Rachel and mentions he's about to put out an Amber Alert for her. Tina reminds him Amber Alerts are for children.
• Rachel is caught binge-eating cookies in the cafeteria. Finn asks how many she had and Rachel responds, "I don't know. Ten? Thirty?"
• Puck's first instinct after hearing of Coach Beiste and Millie's issues is mentioning they have to do something. Puck sounds exactly like Marley when she wants to help others, which Marley instinctively catches onto.
  • Puck responds to his normal line, "There's nothing more I love more than your beautiful heart, but you can't fix everything." by simply kissing her. Doubles as Heartwarming.
• When Kitty reveals she and Artie were able to get the New Directions back into the show choir circuit, Will is disappointed that they didn't go to him.
  Kitty: "Don't tie yourself in a knot, Schuestring."
  • Kitty also realizes Jake is no longer in the Glee Club, and tries to paint a bright side for Marley.
  Kitty: "Let me guess, Jake didn't want to be the only one who was sad, lonely and pathetic so he decided to quit Glee Club in order to make a statement?Marley, look on the bright side, at least while you were all alone and the Glee Club pretty much destroyed you, you found the joys of sex from older Puckerman and can't stop jumping his bones no matter how hard you try."

  • Marley's facial expression shows Kitty divulged more than she wanted in terms of her and Puck's private life.
• Jake trying to get Marley to cancel the wedding by manipulating her into wanting to be friends with him.
  • He just does not give up, does he?

The Hangover

• One of the crackiest chapters in the entire story.
  • It's literally the plot of ''The Hangover''.
• Scott overstepping Puck's boundaries by calling Finn on Puck's personal phone.
• The scene with Marley's bridesmaids is supposed to be a harmonious event. Everyone's arguing with each other.
  • It gets worse when Kurt finds out Marley's maid of honor hasn't been decided between Kitty and Rachel.
• Jessica's reaction when she finds out Marley dated both Jake and Puck.
  Jessica: "Oh my God, this is like reality television gold. Instead of dating the country cousins, you date the country brothers."
• The entire conversation of Finn trying to talk Puck into having a bachelor party.
  Finn: "Noah Puckerman! Talk we should have!"
  Puck: "Um, okay Yoda."
  Finn: "I'm very disappointed in you."
  Puck: "For eating your pudding? I'll get you a new one."
  Finn: ""We're not talking about the pudding. I'm disappointed because you don't want to have a bachelor party."
  Puck: "Dude, why is everyone pushing me to have one? (Puck puts his hands on Finn's cheeks to get Finn to look him in the eyes) Want one I do not."
  Finn: (while smirking) "Who's Yoda now?"
• Rachel trying to pry information out of Puck regarding who Marley chose as her maid-of-honor.
• Also Finn and Rachel's banter when she's hungry and wants to get something to eat.
  Rachel: "I'm going to make us something to eat, anybody want anything?"
  Finn: "How about something that doesn't look like a garbage disposal?"
  Rachel: "Just for that, you'll get a sandwich that looks like it went through hell."
• Marley is not a fan of wanting a bachelorette party. However, Puck changes his tune when he realizes Marley would be gifted lingerie.
  Puck: "Now, I wouldn't be opposed to the lingerie. I think I'd enjoy that."
• Santana reveals she bought Marley a box of chocolates. Kurt and Rachel mention the chocolate box is empty.
  • Turns out Sebastian ate all of them. But not out of malice. Brittany offered all of them to him.
    • Santana's not willing to let it go though.
  Santana: "This isn't over little bitchlet. This is far from over."
• Kurt isn't too happy that Puck wants him to go out with the guys.
  Kurt: "I do not do well with partying…and dudes that look like they came straight out of the Jersey Shore."
• Finn and Puck tease Artie for turning to mush after a kiss from Kitty. Puck immediately eats his own words when Tina reveals Marley after doing her makeup.
• The entire bit of Tina not wanting Marley and Puck to kiss in fear of smudging Marley's makeup. She makes them shake hands.
  • The sexual tension is so strong between them Tina makes them stop shaking hands.
  Tina: "Okay, okay. Enough already; any tighter and those hands are going to start miraculously making Parley babies."
• In Real Life it would be a crime, but Artie and Sam bringing alcohol to put in Puck's drink is Played for Laughs.
  • Their only intention is to get Puck to loosen up. Puck has been notoriously uptight since dating Marley and becoming a cop.
• Santana somehow being able to get the girls alcoholic drinks even though they are all underage.
  • Kitty is literally in High School.
• The entire Montague of Like a G6, especially Puck finally loosening up—thanks to liquid courage unbeknownst to him.
• The next morning in the boys apartment.
  • Puck is head deep throwing up in a garbage can.
    • Kurt has an entire face tattoo.
    • Finn lost the wedding rings.
    • Sebastian somehow became friends with a tiny monkey.
    • THERE'S A TIGER IN THE BATHROOM!!
• Puck is rightfully angry when he finds out Artie and Sam spiked his drink, but a hungover Sam's line that follows eases the tension.
  Puck: "You did WHAT!? You spiked my drink!?"
  Sam: "Stop yelling! It sounds like gunshots!"
• Sebastian names the monkey "Chespisito". He's had the monkey for less than a day.
  Sebastian: "He also goes by Chespisito: The Great Almighty, but he doesn't want to seem pretentious."
• Finn and Puck's realization that they left Mike alone with a carnivorous tiger.
• Finn and Jessica interacting, especially when she calls Finn "Twiggy".
• Stacy revealing to Kurt the tattoo on his face was 100% fake.
  Stacy: "Yeah, did you really think I was going to give a drunk guy a tattoo that he'd probably regret for the rest of his life?"
  • Stacy asking about Chespisito and Artie merely saying, "don't ask"
    • Artie was so done with the antics from the night before.
    • Even though it was his and Sam's fault.
• The least outrageous storyline in this chapter is Finn actually not losing the wedding rings.
  • He left them on Marley and Puck's dresser.
    • Typical Finn.
• It's also Heartwarming, but Marley herself getting Puck to realize that the boys were only trying to help him have a good time.
  • Them also joking about being together in their 90's, which they stand a good chance as they're still together when the series ends.
    • Marley is very intrigued about Sebastian's pet monkey Chespisito.
• Chespitio belongs to a Sebastian look-alike, and his actual name is Donatello. Sebastian is given the moment to say goodbye.
• After Marley announces Rachel as her maid-of-honor, Rachel appears she's going to accept it humbly. She then proceeds to gloat in front of Kitty. Kitty vows to kill her and make it look like an accident.
• The boys are never able to figure out who was in charge of the tiger being in the bathroom.
  • It's revealed Santana was able to easily lure the tiger as a prank.
• Finn and Puck erase all mentioning of the bachelor party and vow to never speak of it again.

Who You Love (Part 1)

• Tina reveals she got Marley and Puck a coffee machine as a wedding present. It's become a sport at this point for the other Alumni to clown Tina for her choices.
• Santana reveals she didn't get them anything and they all list good reasons as to why she should. Mike is the only one to defend Tina, and when Mike mentions to Santana what he got them, it sends Santana to her breaking point and she tries to attack Mike.
  • Tina instructs Santana "not to get the face."
• Santana's reaction to Finn and Rachel admitting they got Marley and Puck a song.
  Santana: "Oh God, why did I ask?"
• The stunned looks on the New Directions and Alumni's face as Finn and Rachel are singing Love Is An Open Door.
  • Marley and Puck's reactions were the best.
  Marley & Puck: "Can we just say something crazy? [Beat] We didn't like it."
  • Finn and Rachel seemed to have completely forgot Puck does not care for Frozen. It has been made quite clear since the third season.
• Rachel mistaking Ryder for Rory in a failed effort to prove she knows the Glee Club members.
• After Rachel storms out of the choir room, Artie mentions:
  "She does know the more time she does that, the more it loses its effect, right?"
• Santana's attempt to brainstorm ideas for Marley and Puck's wedding gift takes a comical turn.
  Santana: "How about I get them an all expenses paid trip to get some sushi in Tokyo or something?"
  Brittany: "They're both allergic to sushi."
  Santana: "So? They can embark on a trip to the hospital getting rid of their hives together."
• The scene where Kitty pretends to be upset with Artie because Artie didn't ask her to be his plus-one to the wedding.
• The scene at The Lima Bean with Finn, Marley, Puck and Rachel was a multitude of emotions, from Heartwarming to Tear Jerker. But of course, leave it to Finn and Marley to lighten the mood.
  Finn: "He [Puck] didn't want any of your birthday cake when we threw you that party at Callbacks."
  Marley: "Oh that's okay, Puck's appetite was elsewhere that night." (Finn gives Puck a stern glare as he realizes what Marley is alluding to)
• Did Kurt really think Marley wasn't going to invite Blaine to her wedding? She's friends with both of them.
  • Blaine and Sebastian threatening each other after Kurt is out of earshot is priceless.
  Blaine: "I will get Kurt back if it's the last thing I do."
  Sebastian: "Over my dead body."
  Blaine: "That can be arranged."
• As Santana is having an Moment Of Awesome by giving Jake a verbal beatdown regarding his behavior towards Marley and Puck, Jake insists hitting Marley was an accident.
  Santana: "You're an accident!"
• Sue and Becky Jackson rifling through Emma Pillsbury's office and mailbox for an invitation to Puck's wedding.
  • Sue is extremely misguided if she thought Puck was going to invite her to the wedding, especially since Sue was the reason Bree was bullying Marley in the first place.
• Marissa did not believe Artie was dating Kitty until she saw the both of them together.
• Sebastian doing a parody of The Godfather when Finn and Rachel ask for his help.
• Marley and Puck playing 20 Questions.
  • Puck wanting to name their future son "Jack Daniels".
    • Forget "Jack Daniels". How about "Johnnie Walker" instead?
    • Marley begins a Continuity Nod to the name "Charlotte", which is probably the most logical name thrown out there so far.
• Kurt, Marley and Tina doing face masks and Tina mentioning the masks smell like cow poop.

Who You Love (Part 2)

• Sebastian gathers everyone's guesses as to what happened to Puck. Of course, leave it to Sam to figure out the most insane one.
  Sebastian: "Okay, so I gathered all of the possibilities of what could have happened to Puck just as he went missing. He was hijacked because someone wanted to marry Marley instead, maybe it was a psychotic person who thinks Puck was attractive and wants to marry him or...the whole thing is a hoax and he was kidnapped by rabid monkeys who want him to be their circus slave...okay, who thought of the last one? Sam?"
  Sam: "What? I think it's the most logical explanation of what happened to him."
• Quinn of all people threatening Scott to make sure Puck is found alive. Teeters into Heartwarming because she's not thinking of just herself. She wants him found because of Marley.
• Finn and Sam listing the 50 Shades of Quinn.
  Finn: "That's what we like to call 'Scary Quinn'."
  Sam: "There's also 'Happy Quinn', 'Psychotic Quinn', 'Angry Quinn', 'Loopy Quinn' and 'PMS Quinn'. Want to know all about Quinn's moods? Pick up 50 Shades of Quinn, today!
  • Quinn is not amused by their teasing.
  Quinn: "I will stab you with a pair of scissors, Sam. Don't think I won't!"
• Finn and Blaine's conflict from Gleedo has yet to be solved. It's obvious from this outrageous exchange.
  Blaine: "Finn, move on, it happened and I said I was sorry! Why are you treating me like I killed your dog or something?!"
  Finn: "YOU KILLED CORY?!!"
• Scott thinks the key to Marley finding Puck is changing her appearance. So Santana gives Marley an Adaptational Dye-Job.
  • Going from brown to blonde is an all-day thing. Meanwhile, Santana does it in just under two hours.
  Santana: "Never underestimate the power of Auntie Snixx."
• Sam for the life of him can't recognize Marley with blonde hair.
  Sam: "Who's the hot blonde?"
  Rachel: "That's Marley..."
  Sam: "No, that girl is too hot to be Marley."
  • Jake and Puck are also shell-shocked at Marley's hair transformation.
    • Puck does adorably come around to it, especially when Marley thinks of a plan to get her and Puck free.
  Puck: (in admiration) "You are so badass"
  Marley: (fluffs her hair playfully) "It's the hair."
• Puck tries to use a clever catchphrase when he bursts into the room Bree, Jake and Sue are in.
  • Marley tells him it won't catch on.
• As Finn is about to get Marley for her wedding, he cracks a joke that he, Kurt and Marley were supposed to have matching brown hair as siblings.
• The beginning of Puck's vows. Especially right after Marley's vows were so romantic.
  Puck: "I normally don't do mushy..."
  • Santana tries to hold back laughter as the rest of the Alumni give Puck puzzling looks.
• The end of Puck's vows too. Of course, this was after Puck had dedicated a good portion of it to being romantic.
  Puck: "And if it makes you feel any better, as your request, we won't name our first kid Jack Daniels."
• Sam's commentary during the actual ceremony.
  • Quinn doesn't like the commentary one bit though.
• After Marley throws the bouquet, Brittany is the one that catches it.
  Brittany: "I'M NEXT! I'M GETTING MARRIED NEXT!"
  • Brittany is right, as she and Santana get married in the last season.
• The beginning of Santana's reception speech.
  Santana: "Before Puck and Marley met each other, Puck was a man-whore and Marley was invisible."
  • Finn slaps his forehead after Santana's first sentence as he's thinking here we go again.
    • Santana also gave Finn and Rachel an interesting reception speech when they got married.
• Brad The Piano player finally talks. At a wedding reception for two kids he barely knows.
  Brad: "I had to play piano for these two over the last four years and can I just say...it was honestly one of the worst times of my life. I mean, would it have killed Puckerman to open a songbook and sing something that wasn't about rock and roll? Oh and Marley, every song you sang in Glee Club was a little pitchy. Just a tad. Your voice made me want to clog my ears."
  • Kurt and Tina are appalled by Brad's speech.
  Tina: "Who invited Brad?!"
  Kurt: "I don't know, but I liked him better when he kept his mouth shut."
  • Finn and Rachel have to diffuse the situation as everyone is speechless.
  Finn: "Wow Brad, that was a very inspirational speech. However will we top that?"
• Santana genuinely apologizes to Puck for not getting him a wedding gift. Puck tries to milk the apology as he knows this is not normal for Santana.
  Puck: "I'm sorry, did Santana Lopez just apologize?"
  Santana: "It's your wedding day, so I'm not going to drop kick your ass to the floor."

The Honeymooners

• As Marley and Kitty are Skyping about Puck barely being home after the wedding, Puck comes into the kitchen shirtless.
  Kitty: "Marley, how the hell are you letting sex on a stick walk by you and how are you not taking advantage of that. His body is FINE! Not as fine as Artie's of course, but still...hot damn girl!"
  • Puck picks up on the fact Kitty is talking about him and an embarrassed Marley tries to end the Skype call.
  Marley: (makes pretend crackling noises) "Kitty, you're...you're breaking up…"
  Kitty: (deadpanned) "Marley, I can see you. This is a Skype call."
  Marley: (continues staring at an entertained Puck as she's making cracking noises) "Talk to you later, Kitty."
  • After Marley hangs up, Puck comically gives her two options.
  Puck: "This could go two ways. I could either pretend I heard nothing Kitty said or I can mock her for calling me 'sex on a stick'. Your choice."
  • Marley gladly picks choice one.
• During Brody and Quinn's tense encounter, Quinn questions why Artie would pair her with Brody.
  Brody: "Your options were limited. It's either me or pretending you're lesbian and getting paired with Rachel, which I think the whole world is rooting for."
• It's revealed Puck is in a book club with Kurt and Tina. Their latest book is The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants.
  • Just the entire book club scene is hilarious.
• Anna and Scott mention Marley and Puck look like they're about to explode.
  • They're about to explode, alright. Just not in an argumentative way.
• Brittany recaps all of Quinn's horrible choices—dating back to the actual show.
  Brittany: "I mean, you had sex with your college professor, told Puck he wasn't going to amount to anything, took prescription drugs just to get Puck's attention and told Finn he was the father of a baby that wasn't his. I could have sworn you were a little cuckoo."
  Quinn: "Thank you, Brittany. Now I know who to ask when I need someone to recap all my horrible choices in life.
• Rachel's face freezing when Finn mentions they're going to Atlantic City for their honeymoon.
  • Rachel also mentioning her staying in Atlantic City could be bad for her image.
  Rachel: "I can see the headlines now, 'Rachel Berry stays at Atlantic City with husband although underage'. It will be Underage Gate."
  Finn: "Um, I don't know why people put the word 'Gate' after another word, is it supposed to cause controversy or something?"
  • The honeymoon is off to a horrible start as Finn books the worst hotel with vermin running amok.
• Marley's entire dream sequence of her singing Your Body.
  • Just her being extremely horny for Puck in this chapter was hilarious.
    • Lack of sex makes you do crazy things.
• As Rachel's disappointed about their honeymoon so far, her mood comically shifts as she smells BBQ.
• Puck calls Rachel for advice after Marley is rightfully upset with him, and Finn goes into automatic big brother mode.
  Finn: "You know, maybe we should go home so I can singlehandedly kick Puck's ass."
• Brody decides to cheer up Quinn by them going out for a night on the town. But when Quinn mentions it's not a date, Brody reassures her.
  Brody: "And to prove it's not a date, I'll make you pay for your own drink."
• Puck asks Marley to mention some flaws that she didn't notice before they got married and she goes a bit overboard.
  Puck: "Marley, we just had like the best sex in six weeks. (deadpan) Don't ruin it."
• After Brody and Quinn have a heart-to-heart, she wonders why things never worked out from anyone in Glee Club.
  Brody: "I know this sounds like a foreign concept to you kids in Lima, but there are more guys out there. You don't have to be endgame with someone from Glee Club."
  • DING, DING, DING!!!! We have a WINNER.
• Scott refers to Captain Collins as "the no fun one".
  • It's not she's not fun. It's she doesn't let Scott get away with stuff he's not supposed to.

Out Of The Woods

• Finn absolutely panicking when he finds out his mother is about to have her baby. It's actually adorable how much Finn cares.
• The random chick trying to flirt with Puck to get out of a speeding ticket.
  • What's even better is Puck has absolutely zero interest in her advances. Not when he has the Marley Rose back at home.
• Santana realizing that Quinn's cousin is vlogger Natalie Scott.
  • The face claim for Natalie being Taylor Swift in a Taylor Swift tribute episode is so meta.
• Sam admits he hasn't taken showers in his apartment for months after finding The Grudge in his bathroom.
  • It was a prank constructed by Finn, Marley, Rachel and Puck. The scene is hilarious.
• Marley seducing Puck the moment she comes home is funny and entertaining. Even moreso when Jessica is casually sitting on the couch and has to burst Marley's bubble.
• After Marley consoles Puck from his day at work, Puck playfully asks Marley if they can keep Jessica.
  Puck: "Marley...Jessica is like this...little lamb that followed me home from the casino...and I know that you're not big on little lambs in the house…but, can we keep the little lamb? Come on, it will be fun, think about it...you and me and a little lamb..." (Puck pulls Marley closer as he starts to sing) Marley had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb. Marley had a little lamb whose smile shines and glows."
  • He even hints they could have a "little lamb" of their own.
  Marley: "Keep your tubes tied, we're still a little young."

  • Marley is pregnant five episodes later.
• Marley's reaction when Puck mentions he and Jessica have to go to Madison Square Garden.
  Marley: (scrunching her face) "It's a sport where they're running around in shorts, dribbling a basketball."
• It happens twice in one night, but Marley and Puck literally being stopped by Jessica when they try to have some adult time is priceless.
  • Puck's cocky "Tomorrow you're mine. Got that Rose?" was super hot though.
• Sam not knowing what the word 'utilize' mean and annoying Santana.
  Santana: "For the love of God, Sam. Go back to High School."
• Jessica turns up the charm when she knows she's in some trouble. Especially when she takes Puck's phone to play games.
  • He needed his alarm for work and cops can never be late for work.
• Burt accidentally breaking the baby stroller because he tried to sit in it.
  • Gotta love Burt
• Mike made a deathly error by lying to Tina that they were going to the Cheesecake Factory.
  Tina: "What? What do you mean we're not going to The Cheesecake Factory? You don't joke about something as serious as CHEESECAKE!
• Santana investing in a Spanish version of "Fondue For Two" called "Queso Por Dos".
  • It was picked up by Univision for six seasons!!
• Santana Breaking the Fourth Wall by mentioning Glee's own demise!
  Santana: "Hello! And welcome to Quesos Por Dos! I am your host, Santana Lopez and good news, this show was just picked up by Univision for six seasons, where ratings will eventually plummet and no one will give a damn to tune in by the time this show's over."
• Susan Pierce returning and flash backing to when she was a fortune teller.
  • Finn paid her off to give Sam a fortune that would scare the living hell out of him! Finn had it out for Sam in this chapter.
• Jessica attempts to stop Marley and Puck by saying goodnight, but when Marley finally sends Jessica off to bed, Puck is waiting for Marley with nothing but their blanket on him.
  • Literally nothing stops Puck when he's on a mission.
• Sam definitely got his licks back in, and he didn't have to physically be in the last scene. Jessica calls him for information about Puck and Sam willingly tells her Puck's middle name is Elijah.
  • Marley at that point didn't know. Until she enters the kitchen and adoringly calls Puck by his middle name.

I Lived

• Kitty shouldn't be asking to sleep in Marley and Puck's bed. They literally do things that aren't for sleeping there.
• Even though Puck and Kitty are not the best of friends, their disdain for each other is actually hilarious. Especially when the only thing they have in common is Marley.
  • Puck feeling some type of way when Kitty saw his underwear drawer and Marley's response was cute.
    • He's right though. That's something between him and Marley.
• Artie pushing his way though Marley and Puck's apartment without properly being invited in first.
  Marley: (after Artie is already in the apartment) "Come in, Artie."
• Kitty is over the top when finding out Artie is undergoing simple surgery.
• Santana Breaks the Fourth Wall by mentioning an Imagine Dragons song has been sung once per season.
  • Radioactive was in Season 1
  • On Top Of The World was in Season 2
  • Superheroes was in Season 3
• After Finn and Rachel have an argument in the middle of Glee Club, Rachel directs her attention to Marley and Puck, informing them not to make the same mistake she did.
  Rachel: "Do me a favor. Don't have kids, don't knock your wife up. You'll end up regretting it because you haven't achieved all of your dreams."
  • After she leaves, Marley has to wonder what is wrong with her.
  Marley: "Who put Diva-Quill in her coffee this morning?"
• Madison and Sebastian having a lighthearted conversation about whether the dress is "black and blue" or "white and gold".
• Jessica's comments regarding Algebra and Geometry is priceless.
  Jessica: "I mean why did the letters and numbers decide to sleep with each other and have a baby named 'Algebra'?"
  Marley: "Geometry is harder."
  Jessica: "It gets worse?"
• Kitty got Artie a blanket that is made of either bison or buffalo fur. Those exist?
• Sebastian and Simone's exchange when she thinks there's something going on with him.
  Simone: "Sebastian...we're friends, right?"
  Sebastian: "Um...no?"
  Simone: "Acquaintances?"
  Sebastian: "Again...no."
  Simone: "People who happen to be in the same Glee Club?"
  Sebastian: "Okay, let's go with that."
• Kitty asks Marley which dress she likes so Kitty can wear it when she goes to pick up Artie. Marley says she likes them both...as they are both hers.
• Kitty's comment in a flashback about Marley's sweater looking like she's trying out for the Gremlin's remake.
• Kitty's entire rant against Bobby after he insulted Artie.
  Kitty: "Me being strapped down by a cripple, oh gee, you're Eddie Murphy funny. Let me tell you something Sasquatch, I am not out of Artie's league, if anything I'm IN Artie's league and if me dating him makes me a loser, then so be it.I'd rather be a loser and liked by many than popular and without friends because guess what, we're all losers. Every one of us that still lives in this town and we're going to be that way until we graduate and eventually leave this godforsaken hell-hole. I plan to do that once I graduate...what about you? Oh wait, you'll be too busy flipping burgers at Burger King because you're 'Peaked at High School Rob Lowe' who will end up having to pay one of your many baby mama's a child support check because you can't keep mini-you in your pants. Meanwhile, I'll have someone who likes me for me and isn't afraid to put up with my loud mouth and my neverending insults. He's going to be winning awards, kicking ass and taking names. And what are you going to be? A Lima Loser. Now I suggest that you and your lovers scoot because this is one battle you and even your little jock friends can't win."
  • Puck's reaction when Kitty calls him "dreidel"!
    • It's explains why he doesn't like her.
• Artie literally foreshadowing Marley and Puck's future just from getting them together for a planetarium date.
• The way Jessica just strolls into the hospital room and nonchalantly hands Marley and Puck her report card.
  • Marley freaking out about Jessica getting a "D" in Science and a "C" in Social Studies while all Puck adds is her report cards look like his in High School.
• Jessica dubbing Artie as "ring pop robber".
• Puck's reaction when Marley tells him that she told Kitty everything.
  • Him being in love with her is so adorable. She's done wonders for his character.

Falling Down

• Marley and Puck's banter before Marley has to go to the recording studio and Puck has to go to work. You know, before everything goes sideways.
• We all hate Robert Blake, but him and his right hand man were hilarious when listing "the next" star Marley could be.
  Robert: "I have a feeling you could be the next Katy Perry."
  Right Hand Man: "I was just thinking that."
  Robert: "Or the next Lady Gaga."
  Right Hand Man: "I was also thinking that."
  • Also the over-the-top outrage the right hand man had when he found out Marley was married.
  Right Hand Man: "I mean, everything about you screams star…. (sees the wedding ring on Marley's finger) ...except that! Oh my goodness, what is that?"
• Jacob Posey's face claim is Taylor Launter. So it makes sense to have a joke where he dated Kristen Stewart.
  • Taylor Launter and Kristen Stewart were both in Twilight.
• Sam doing a Brad Pitt impression from his role in Moneyball.
• Jesse admits to Rachel he might have a thing for Jenny. Rachel's reaction is priceless.
  Rachel: "Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You can't like her. That's against all things in show choir, you dating the competition is a big no."
  • Jesse and Kurt's banter when Finn asks Jesse to help whip the Glee Club into shape.
  Kurt: "I'm sorry, did I miss the vote for king because I sure as hell didn't vote for you."
  Jesse: "Ignoring you."
  • Jesse and Simone's little banter right after adds onto the hilarity.
  Jesse: "We're going to branch out of our comfort zone and sing…"
  Simone: "Christian music!"
  Jesse: (gives Simone a puzzled glance) [beat] Top 40's music..."
• Artie helping Sam film a reel so he can audition for an upcoming Batman movie.
• The callback to Jesse singing Run Joey Run in Season 1 of Glee.
  Jenny: "Okay, that's one of the worst songs out there."
  Jesse: "When you're forced to sing it, it's actually kind of fun."
• Puck and Scott's banter while patrolling the park, and Puck making the corniest dad joke.
  Scott: "I'm telling you, pistachio is the best ice cream flavor there is."
  Puck: "That explains why you're so nutty."
• At the precinct, Puck asks Scott if he can see the magazine Scott is reading.
  Scott: "Buy your own magazine. (flips the page to the horoscope section) "Ooh, According to my horoscope, I'm going to have a great week in the love department."
• Captain Collins is unable to read the room when she realizes Puck is heartbroken over the front cover of the magazine.
  Captain Collins: ""Is that Marley kissing Jacob Posey? I love his movies!" (Scott gives her a really look and she realizes she has to backtrack) "I mean...oh…, yeah, this isn't…. good…"
• Jesse gets his comeuppance when Jenny and the rest of Dynamic Explosion pelt him with eggs.
  • What's even more funny is Jenny is ruthless, but she's not heartless to Rachel, who just so happens to be with Jesse.
  Jenny: "Oh, Rachel do you mind scooting over just a second, dear?" (Rachel gives Jesse a puzzled look as she steps away from him)' "Thank you, honey." (Jenny diverts her attention to Dynamic Explosion who have eggs at the ready) "GET HIM!"
• Rachel's comments after Jesse is pelted with eggs.
  Rachel: "Well, I don't know about you but I feel much better."
  Jesse: "About which part? Me getting pelted with eggs or the fact you were right?"
  Rachel: "Both."
• Finn helping Jesse get the egg out of his hair while explaining his regime.
  Finn: "The trick is to lather, rinse and repeat. I also condition my hair so it comes out soft and silky."
• Puck is clearly not in the mood to talk about his relationship, but it doesn't stop his co-workers from gossiping about his love life.
  • Scott also not being able to read the room by offering Puck a cup of chocolate pudding. Puck swipes it into the garbage can.
• Puck calls out the lampshading when mentioning the Glee Club travels from New York to Los Angeles and Lima in record time.
  • It realistically takes hours.

Don't You Worry Child

• Kitty mentions she is actually jealous that Marley kissed actor Jacob Posey. The exchange afterwards between her and Marley:
  Marley: "Don't be jealous, he kisses like a salamander."
  Kitty: "So you kissed a salamander before?"
  Marley: [beat] "I was five and it was on a dare."
• Madison's possessiveness over Mason when Mason is interested in Jane Hayward.
• Will reveals Harmony, Joe and Sugar left the Glee Club, which initially wasn't noticed by anyone. The irony in Finn saying:
  "Oh, so that's why it was so quiet in here."
• Jessica greeting Artie and Kitty as "ring pop robber" and "coma boy".
• 100% positive Artie, Jessica and Kitty singing Let's Go To The Mall from How I Met Your Mother was a massive joke.
• As Mason is trying to convince Jane that Madison is not intense, Madison comes up to him and drags him away by his ear.
• Rory consoles Madison after her argument with Mason, and to give her some hope, Rory hands her a four leaf clover.
  Madison: "Do you people just carry these around."
• Marley destroys her Grammy to show symbolism that she chooses Puck over her career. Puck is fixated on the fact the Grammy Award is shattered into pieces.
  Puck: "You…you destroyed it...in a million pieces...it just went...kaboom."
• An awkward conversation between Millie and Puck regarding the activities in Marley's bedroom turns lighthearted when Millie mentions, "I wouldn't be surprised if grandchildren came out of that."
• Marley and Puck hear Roderick Meeks singing through the vent in the choir room. Puck's first instinct is to check the showers.
  Puck: "Isn't that where Mr. Schue found Finn and where Finn found Sam and where Rachel found Brody?"
  • Roderick immediately assumes Puck is going to beat him up so he asks if Puck can allow him to get into fetal position.
• Madison and Mason are still arguing. It's now spilling into Glee Club rehearsal.
  Madison: "I hope you're off-key."
  Mason: "I hope you trip and fall."
  Madison: "I hope your pants split right in the middle and Jane sees your Mr. Incredible underwear."
  Will: "I hope you two can stop your bickering so we can work on the number."

Rise

• Leave it to Puck to mention his love for Rock N' Roll, especially after Marley tells him about her day at work.
• Brody is rehearsing on his own time for Regionals. Of course, Chad the Piano player interrupts a moment between Brody and Quinn to make it all about him.
  Chad: "While I've been forced against my will to help Brody, my home's been foreclosed and my wife left me because she started dating a rich successful businessman behind my back."
• Blaine unveils to the rest of Finn Harmonic their costumes for Regionals—they're alternate versions of the Dalton Academy Warblers blazers. Celina and Garrett aren't amused.
  Celina: "They look like costumes from Harry Potter. Is there a sorting hat that will divide us into different houses too?"
  Garrett: "Dibs on Gryffindor."
• Blaine's flashback to his One-Man show was So Bad, It's Good.
  Blaine: "I was a boy from Dalton! And I am a man in New York! I was the leader of the Warblers! And I am a member of Finn Harmonic, although I still think I should've got the solo at Regionals!"
  Santana's reaction to the One-Man show:
  Santana (to Marley) "Do me a favor. Go behind the counter, get me a steak knife...and put me out of my misery."
• In Finn's grief, he created a setlist for Regionals that was entirely questionable. One of the songs mentioned is Suits from How I Met Your Mother.
  • Puck's comical jab of Blaine when he gets the greatest idea ever: ask Marley to write a song for Regionals.
    • Artie in particular is wondering where Puck's train of thought, as it would have been way easier for Puck to ask Marley as he is her husband.
    • Puck's way of thinking gave us this gem though:
  Brody: "I'm confused."
  Santana: "I'm surprised."
  Brittany: "I'm Brittany."
• The entire scene where Marley is making brownies and Puck is trying to hide the fact they don't taste very good.
  • Also Puck bribing Jessica with $50 just so he could sex up Marley.
    • Him thinking they were going to use the batter for foreplay when Marley simply wanted to make the rest of the batter for Artie and Sam.
• Kurt mourning the fact Zayn Malik left One Direction.
  • Artie asking where he can send in his application.
• Blaine wanting Kurt to swing from a chandelier. Because anything goes in a show choir competition, right?
• After Rachel quits, Santana is about to throw a fit when Finn gives Marley Rachel's parts, but is quickly silenced when Finn mentions Santana is singing with her.
• Brittany as she and Santana are trying to convince Marley she has to sing.
  Brittany: "With Rachel AWOL, you're one of our best singers. You have to go on that stage. And I'd sound like a dying whale if I attempted to sing Chandelier."
• Sebastian questions if Blaine asking Kurt to swing from a chandelier is a plot to kill him.
  Kurt: "Blaine's a lot of things. A murderer isn't one of them."
• After Jenny calls Marley a "two-timing Hollywood slut", Puck tries to lunge at her. He's stopped by Brody, Garrett and Sam. Santana decides to take matters into her own hands.
  Santana: "Finn, I'm not going to be able to perform at Regionals, because I'll be in jail for killing this bitch!"
• Jenny immediately turns her attention to Santana, making a racist comment towards her.
  Jenny: "Consuela, don't you have a toilet to clean or something?"
  • This rightfully sets Santana off.
• Puck and Santana's Jaw Drop reactions when Marley stands up for Santana.
  Marley: "You know Jenny, you're making jokes about me having sex with my husband but you should try getting laid sometime...it's quite fun. Oh, but wait...no one wants to be even five centimeters near you because you're a bitch."
  • Brody's amazement of what Marley just did and Puck being the proud husband is hilarious.
  Brody: "Dude...your wife is kickass."
  Puck: [proud] "I know."
• Jessica's reaction to Justin Timberlake being a judge at Regionals.
• Kurt being bitter they cancelled the US version of X-Factor.
• Justin Timberlake sees Finn Harmonic after their performance and specifically asks to speak to Marley. Marley is unable to move, which results in Santana giving her a gentle nudge towards Justin to get the conversation started.

A Change Would Do You Good

• Marley is trying to show Puck one of her songs that she wrote and she instructs him to not be biased.
  • Puck adorably promises he won't and keeps his word after the song is over. Both his biased and unbiased opinion are the same.
    • Puck is later shown to be very good at being unbiased as Marley wrote a horrible song in Season 6 and he immediately told her the truth.
• Santana's aunt Carmen Lopez being in awe of Lord Tubbington, meaning Carmen has seen Fondue For Two.
  • That one compliment skyrockets Santana's aunt as being one of Brittany's favorite people.
• Marley getting emotional over there being no more oranges, after she just ate the last one.
  • Marley chalks up her emotional state as her period coming.
  Puck: "La, la, la, la! I love you but I don't need to know all that!"
• Jessica snatches the jar of Cookie Butter from Marley and Marley promptly snatches it back. Jessica and Puck make a disgusted face as Marley starts eating from the jar with a spoon.
• Jessica's classmate Samantha has come over to her house for a school project. Jessica asks Puck if they can leave her outside.
  • He pretends to consider it and then opens the door for Samantha, to Jessica's disdain.
• Marley and Puck's initial reactions to the thought that Marley is pregnant.
  • Marley is trying to track the last time they had unprotected sex—it was after the planetarium date. And Puck just finds humor in it all.
  Marley: "When we went to Lima...we had sex after the planetarium date…"
  Puck: "That was probably the best sex we ever had…aside from our honeymoon."
  • It's possible he's also internally freaking out and Marley is freaking out loud for the both of them. Making jokes is his way of trying to diffuse and keep her calm.
• After she takes the pregnancy tests and they wait, Marley is more level headed, and expected this happened because Puck is a Sex God.
• It's Played for Laughs, but Santana mentions Finn is so deep in his grief, he is not processing the fact he's drinking coffee. Finn notoriously ''hates'' coffee.
• Puck's reaction when he realizes Rachel is aware Marley is pregnant.
• Santana is attempting to use her Psychic Mexican Third eye to figure out what's different about Marley.
  Santana: "You have this glow about you, my Psychic Mexican Third eye can sense it."
  Marley: "Glow? What glow?"
  Santana: "People usually get that glow when something life-changing and wonderful has happened to them. t can't be you just had sex for the first time because you and Puck spend 90% of your time in the bedroom… (Realization hits Santana as she once again stares at Marley) Oh my God, Marley...are you…?"
  • After Marley confirms she is, Santana adds on:
  Santana: "Oh my God, I can't believe that you're having a baby...well...then again I can. You and Puckerman bang so much that it eventually was going to happen."
• Artie assumes Marley and Puck are fighting again when an emotional Jessica comes to him for help.
  Artie: "I knew we should have done more than just the planetarium date."
  • After Jessica reveals it's that they're having a baby, Artie is not surprised.
    • None of Marley and Puck's friends would be surprised, to be honest.
• Artie catches on Rachel knows about the pregnancy and due to her own loss, everything is going to become World War Glee.
• The face Santana gives Marley when Marley mentions she has been craving Cookie Butter and oranges.
• Marley tries to console Jessica that her and Puck weren't planning to get pregnant.
  Jessica: "You guys have sex like every day, you think I don't notice when you're having quickies in your bedroom before Puck gets ready for work?"
  Marley: (trying to change the subject) "Anyway..."
• Puck's reaction when he realizes Marley dyed her hair blonde again.
  Puck: "Oh God, not again."
• Jessica has to correct Samantha when Samantha mixes up slang.
  Samantha: "Let's roll and rock!"
  Jessica: "Rock and roll."
  Samantha: "Wow, so that's what they call it.
• Puck's naivety about pregnancy begins to show when he realizes there is such thing as maternity clothes.
  • Marley teasingly adds there is mood swings and 3 a.m. supermarket runs in his future, as it's his job to make Marley comfortable.

Redo (Part 1)

• The entire cold open of Jacob Ben Israel interviewing the Alumni as they're home for Homecoming Week.
  • Jacob tries to chase down Santana and Santana threatens that his camera is going to be somewhere where the sun don't shine if he doesn't leave her alone.
  • Jacob's flirting with Rachel is taken as creepy, but as Rachel lists all of her accomplishments, she is shell-shocked that she lost Homecoming Queen. Marley got 86% of the vote and Lauren Zizes got 12%, leaving Rachel with 2%.
  • Jacob asks Finn if Homecoming King is his dream. That dream is promptly taken away from Finn when Jacob reveals Puck won Homecoming King. This infuriates Finn.
  Finn: "Hold on a minute? I LOST TO PUCK?! OUT OF ALL PEOPLE?! I WAS THE QUARTERBACK! I WAS MORE POPULAR! PUCK KNOCKED UP MY EX-GIRLFRIEND IN HIGH SCHOOL AND HE GETS TO BE HOMECOMING KING?! THAT's…. (Finn looks at the camera and his eyes widen) Wait, are we rolling?!"
  • Kurt still has a Blaine Anderson shrine in the locker that used to be his, which Jacob exposes to his audience.
  • Jacob makes comments to Marley that make her uncomfortable—ranging that she's looking more chunky and her being a "two-time Hollywood whore." When Jacob mentions Marley could get more fans by showing more skin, he is promptly greeted with a blueberry slushie that was thrown by Puck.
  Jacob: (Shivers while staring at the camera) "We...could edit this...out...right? Heh….
• Artie, Finn, Kurt, Mercedes, Rachel and Tina performing Push It for the rest of the Alumni and the New Directions...while Will is watching from the doorway.
  • Santana has recorded the entire thing and immediately posts it online.
• Ryder is flabbergasted that Jordan Stern (neck brace Cheerio) can talk.
• Sam making a comment about Marley's weight isn't funny, but Sam poking her stomach and Puck immediately yelling, "DON'T TOUCH HER!" is what sells it.
  • Also the looks everyone gives Puck after his outburst as they don't know what's actually going on with Marley.
• The next time the Alumni gather in the choir room, Tina notices Puck giving Marley a shoulder massage, which catches her off-guard.
  Tina: "Why are you massaging Marley's shoulders? This is a choir room, not a day spa."
  Puck: "Because she asked and I said yes? Wouldn't you do that for Mike if he asked you to massage his feet?"
• Santana arguing with the librarian over a fine for a library book she once borrowed. Santana immediately segues her thoughts when she realizes Sebastian is in the WMHS library—despite never going to school there.
• Finn congratulating Puck for finally finding the library after seven years.
  • What makes it funner is Puck already knows what the library is. Marley took him to the library when they first started dating.
    • Marley and Puck even made out in said library.
• The irony that Mille took Marley's pregnancy news well and Finn didn't is so backwards. Finn's fatphobic comment shouldn't be funny, but given context of what's going on with him, it's on brand.
  • Puck was also so worried about what Millie thought. He didn't think he was going to have to worry about Finn's reaction.
  Finn: "You're not having this kid Marley, and I'll be do everything I can to make sure this kid isn't born, even if I have to buy a damn butt plug to do so."
  Puck: "You never took a biology class, did you?"
• The revelation to the Glee Club that Marley is pregnant with Puck's child was everything.
  • Finn was 10000% wrong for exposing their pregnancy before they felt comfortable enough to share it. Him and Rachel turning the Glee Club on Puck after the revelation mixed this in as a Tear Jerker.
    • Even Will comments on Puck. Bruh...you're the teacher!
    • Santana being the only one not to turn on Puck shows growth.
• Kitty and Jake being disappointed that Marley and Puck didn't tell them first.
  Tina: "WE GOT OURSELVES A GLEE CLUB SCANDAL!"
  • Mike immediately signaling to Tina that it's not the time for her to instigate.
  • Sam finally realizing Marley wasn't just fat.
• Artie starts to defend Puck, and then suddenly questions him like everyone else.
• Santana pulls Finn by the ear when she confronts Finn and Rachel for their behavior in the choir room.
• Ryder asks who he's going to vote for in the Diva-Off. Jake is unsure as "one is black (Mercedes) and the other is Jewish (Rachel)''.
• After Will announces Mercedes won the Diva-Off, Brittany exclaims, "Mercedes never beats Rachel at anything!"
• While Kitty and Madison are looking for Marley, Madison takes the time to flirt with anything and everything.
  Madison: "She's not in the classroom with the hot french teacher, or the one with the sexy gym teacher."
  Kitty: "Really? Do you have to flirt with anything that has a pulse?"
  • Madison and Puck talking in unison. And it won't stop.
  Madison & Puck: "Have you seen Marley? No, I haven't seen her! Why are we talking at the same time?! Stop doing that! Cut it out! I watch Frozen with a tub of ice cream in my spare time!"
  • Puck disliked Frozen seven episodes ago. Maybe he developed an acquired taste for it?

Redo (Part 2)

• Spencer tries giving the New Directions a pep-talk. It's not the most inspirational.
  Spencer: "Can you stop being a bunch of crybabies and just focus on the prize at hand? We need to win Regionals! It's as simple as that! So get off your asses and let's hit the stage!"
• Finn is perplexed at the idea that Marley is drinking a slushie.
  Finn: "Wait hold up, slushie's are for drinking?"
  Marley: "Yeah."
  Puck: "What did you think they were for?"
  Finn: "Well...um...throwing at people. Although I do wonder why slushie baths had gone down in the last few years."
  Marley: "Inflation of slushie prices."
• Puck is trying to tell his mother that Marley is pregnant, and Gina immediately assumes Marley and Puck are getting a divorce.
  • Puck's reaction to his mother's ludicrous question was hilarious.
• Emma Pillsbury gives Puck some pamphlets when he admits that his mother won't accept he's becoming a father.
  • The two pamphlets are So Your Mother Is An Old-Fashioned Witch and I Knocked Up Another Teenage Girl!
    • Marley is 18 going on 19. So Emma is technically right but it's a vastly different scenario than Puck getting Quinn pregnant at 15.
• Quinn reveals one of the judges for the New Directions Regionals was on his fifth beer.
  Sam: "(laughing) Oh, he wasn't tipsy, he was blasted."
• Kitty confidently states the current New Directions are better than the Alumni. The Alumni do not take it kindly.
  Mercedes: "Oh hell to the no!"
  Sam: "Hold on there little lady, those there are some fighting words."
  Puck: "Listen Kitten, we can run circles around you and your dopey Glee Club any day of the week."
• After Will declares the current New Directions are going to battle the Alumni, Jake and Puck fight over who gets Marley on their team as she has ties to both clubs. Finn's comeback even earned street cred from Santana.
  Jake: "First order of business, we want Marley."
  Puck: "No, no, no. No way. Marley is on our team."
  Finn: "Besides, if you really wanted Marley, she'd still be your girlfriend."
• The hilarious irony of Kitty demanding they get Artie for their team and everyone saying no.
• The Alumni team meeting in deciding what they were going to sing was hilarious.
  Tina: "I have an idea. Give me a solo and we'll win."
  Finn: (without missing a beat) "No. Anyone else."
  Brittany: "We should do a Ke$ha tribute for our performance. We could wear Ke$ha skin-tight clothing, dance on poles and do acrobatic twists around the room."
  Finn: "As interesting as your idea is Brittany, Marley's pregnant so she can't do any of those stunts. But I give you an A for effort."
  Kurt: "I have one. Glitter. Broadway. Boom. We win."
  Puck: "Glitter. Broadway. No. I'm out."
• Madison focusing on string cheese when the rest of the New Directions are trying to hold a meeting.
• Finn and Puck making fun of Myron when they realize that's the New Directions "secret weapon".
  Puck: "Aww, looks like the little one is cranky."
  Finn: "Does he need his bottle and a diaper?"
• After the New Directions perform, the Alumni is unsure how they're going to beat them. Finn mentions they'll wing it, which Santana realizes that is the formula that actually works for them.
  Santana: "Yes because winging it has gotten us so many competitions before. (realization dawns on Santana) Holy crap. Winging it has gotten us so many competitions before."
• The New Directions are panicking after the Alumni easily outperform them. Madison has the most outrageous reaction by trying to jump out the window.

The Tonight Show

• The chain of events after Puck wins the Officer of the Year award.
  • The prenatal vitamins falling out of his backpack and rolling directly to Collins
    • Scott busting Puck's chops after the entire precinct finds out Puck is having a baby.
  Scott: "Given the evidence presented to the captain, Noah Puckerman you are guilty...of impregnating your wife."
• Brittany and Finn casually using rackets to hit a balloon while talking about silent letters in words.
• The length of time it takes Marley to piece together that Anna and Scott—along with the rest of the precinct—know about her pregnancy.
  • Also her accepting she can't really be mad at Puck because he buttered her up seconds after she confronted him.
• Puck and Santana's exchange when Puck comes face to face with Artie, Brittany, Santana and Tina at an event Marley is apart of.
  Santana: "I think the better question is what are you doing here? Shouldn't you be working?"
  Puck: (he stares at his police uniform and locks eyes with Santana) "I am working."
• When Stephanie Clark tries to convince Marley that she can easily take Puck from her, Marley comically turns on the charm when she sees Puck about to clock out of work.
  • Her clap back to Stephanie after Puck agrees to an intimate afternoon with Marley and goes to punch out.
  Marley: "Let me give you some advice, Stephanie...don't make promises you can't keep. All aboard the Puckerman Express."
• The small flashback where Jessica is trying to get homework done and she hears is noise coming from Marley and Puck's bedroom. Her I'm out attitude is hilarious.
• Marley helping Jessica get ready for Artie's film festival after Artie asks Jessica to be his plus one.
  Jessica: "Why are you dressing me up like I'm a Pomeranian at the groomers?"
  Marley: "Because you're going to a college film festival and you can't wear a t-shirt and jeans."
  Jessica: "But Brad Pitt does it sometimes!"
  • Marley playfully threatening Artie to have Jessica home at 11 before she sends the cops on him.
    • Artie immediately picks up Marley is specifically talking about Puck.
• In a Heartwarming moment, Marley adamantly mentions she would pick Puck and his accomplishments over her own without regrets. Puck's comment afterwards is chuckle inducing.
  Marley: "I could never regret choosing you, Noah Puckerman. Not in a million years. Even if it's the toughest decision I'll ever have to make, I'm going to stand tall and say, 'Noah Puckerman...I choose you'."
  Puck: "So I'm a Pokèmon now?"
• Kurt seeing Elliott at the Spotlight Diner for the first time in a long while.
  Kurt: "Finn told me that you were in New York and I wanted to ask you how was your backpacking through the Himalayas."
  Elliott: "I should have stayed in the Himalayas."
• Puck immediately pinching himself when he got home as he can't believe that his life is that great. His life is real. And the pinch was painful.

Rachel Berry's House Party Extravaganza

• Marley and Puck plan a date for just the two of them. Marley cheekily mentions, "I'm inviting the baby, so you know."
  • Puck responds she doesn't have a choice to not invite the baby.
• Rachel is in disbelief that bad things are happening to her. When she rhetorically asks why, Quinn feels the need to answer her question.
  Quinn: "Because you're a God awful person?"
• A pregnant Santana discussing her excitement of going to Fettucine's which is a rival to Breadstix.
  Santana: "In fact, by law, they're not allowed to say no to you if you ask for unlimited Fettuccine."
• Brittany, Mercedes and Santana go to assist Puck who is trying to prevent Roderick and Spencer from fighting. Santana with ease pushes Puck off the piano and he lands on the floor.
• Jane and Madison fighting over Mason...and then proceeding to call each other names.
  • Brittany bringing back, "STOP THE VIOLENCE!"
• Marley giving Puck a kiss and then proceeding to take his wallet to fund her slushie addiction.
  • They end up arguing about whether to help Rachel or not and Marley somehow comically starts talking about her said slushie addiction.
    • Madison waiting in the wings, wondering if she'd have a chance to ask Puck out should the argument go south. It ends with her being disappointed as Marley and Puck very quickly make up.
• Santana showing just how much she cares about Rachel losing her childhood home.
  Santana: "Really? Rachel's losing her childhood home? Okay, let me go into my magical jar and see how many damns I'm supposed to give. (Brittany hands her a jar and the jar is predictably empty) Oops, looks I don't give a damn about Rachel's drama."
• When Finn asks how they can make Rachel feel better, Marley adorably suggest something out of pocket.
  Marley: "KITTENS!"
  Puck: "Kittens?"
  Marley: "What? Kittens make me feel better when I'm sad."
  • After it's decided how to help Rachel, Marley raises her hand, which starts this exchange between Finn and Marley.
  Finn: "This isn't a classroom, Marley. You can speak freely."
  Marley: "I can't help Rachel."
  Finn: "Maybe you shouldn't speak freely."
• Puck and Quinn are having a normal conversation, one that could teeter totter into Heartwarming. It doesn't stop Rachel from thinking they could possibly cheat on their significant others.
  Rachel: "I'm not going to judge, although knowing the two of you I wouldn't be surprised if history repeated itself."
• Kitty is tired of her and Artie's constant dates to Breadstix and Artie mentions Kitty once suggested they do roller disco. Which Artie cannot do as he is in a wheelchair.
• Rachel is mortified when she thinks Blaine is trying to give her The Talk.
  • Considering she was once pregnant, she has a pretty good idea of how babies are made.
• Artie creates The Wheel of Musical Fortune, and the wheel pairs up Marley and Puck together. Sam is convinced the wheel is rigged. Sam proceeds to spin the wheel while trying to pair up Marley with someone else. The wheel constantly ends up on Puck's name.
  Sam: "This wheel is RIGGED!"
• Puck, who is coming out of the shower, interrupts a very tense conversation between Gina and Marley. Gina takes notice Puck is just in a towel and tells him to put on clothes as he has company.
  Puck: ""Company has seen me naked before."
• Quinn exposes the fact Puck is a fan of My Little Pony.
• When Santana sees Rachel spiking a drink, Santana asks what's in the flask. When Rachel lies and says it's ice tea, Santana doesn't let it go so easily.
  Santana: "I'm Hispanic, I know my hard liquor. This is vodka and you were pouring it in this cup."
  • The hilarity of this scene ends when it's revealed Rachel is planning to give a spiked vodka drink to a pregnant Marley.
• Drunk Sebastian was the highlight of this party.
  • He drunkenly flirts with Marley, nonchalantly reveals he and Kurt broke up and comically thwarts Rachel's plans to harm Marley with an alcoholic drink.
    • He's dancing with a lamp after Kitty and Marley talk.
    • Him throwing up on Rachel's shoes is the icing on the cake. What he says right before he vomits is hilarious.
  Sebastian: "Littlefoot, I cried so hard when the T-Rex killed your mommy…"
• Puck tries to talk to Madison and Kitty about the TMZ article about Marley. Madison thinks they're going to talk about something entirely different.
  Puck: "I need to talk to the both of you."
  Madison: "Yes we can elope. (Kitty and Puck give her puzzled looks which indicates Madison shouldn't have said what she did) I mean...what's up?"
• When Marley and Puck finally meet up during the party, Puck asks how was mingling with everyone else. Marley simply replies, "Sebastian kissed my forehead. He's drunk, so..."
• During Finn and Rachel's argument, Finn is adamant that he's not taking sides and is in the middle. It leads to this exchange.
  Finn: "I'm not sure what side I'm taking. I'm taking the side in the middle because I don't know what's going on."
  Rachel: "Switzerland, Finn! It's called Switzerland!"
  Finn: "Why would they name in the middle after a country? I don't get it!"
• Kitty explains to Puck that she has to borrow Marley as she needs advice.
  Puck: "Go away."
  Marley: "Noah, be nice."
  Puck: "Fine. (directs his attention to Kitty) Please go away."
• After Artie and Kitty makeup from the events at the party, they kiss. Kitty immediately comments, "You know, your lips feel like velvet pillows."
• While Puck and Spencer are having a heart-to-heart, Spencer mentions Puck is pretty cool, "for an old guy".
  • Puck is 20 at this point, which makes this even more funny.
    • Spencer adds that because he's gay it doesn't mean he's into Archie Fanfiction, Broadway or ballet.
• Everyone shooting down Rachel as she tries to talk to them is hilarious. It's also what she deserved after her antics at the house party.

The Show Must Go On

• Rachel tries to bribe Marley with $50 in order to get her to be her friend again.
  • Marley calling Rachel, "Berry" screams that Puck is rubbing off on her and it's adorable.
• Marley and Puck meet by the principal's office at Jessica's school. Puck recalls him being at the principal's office reminds him of when he was at WMHS.
• After laying down Jessica's punishment, Principal Stevenson takes a moment to fangirl because she's a fan of Marley's. Puck is entirely amused by the interaction."
• Simone's reaction when she finds out they're going against Fifth Avenue, an acapella Glee Club at Nationals.
  • What's even more funny is they all assumed they were going to Paris, France for Nationals. They're going to Paris, Texas.
    • Celina adds there's also a Paris in Tennessee.
• Blaine mentions Fifth Avenue is going to skin them alive. Sam figures Blaine means this literally.
• Marley and Puck taking a page from Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother, and Santana and Sebastian absolutely embracing it.
  Marley & Puck: "This is going to be legen-wait for it and I hope you're not lactose intolerant because of the second word-dary!" (Santana and Sebastian clap their hands with glee)
• Jessica finds her punishment for making fun of her disabled English teacher unfair, and is sure that Puck did the same in High School. Puck admits he did lock Artie in a port-a-potty, but he didn't single out Artie. He did it to everyone.
  • As a bully, Puck didn't discriminate.
• Because Puck is being tough on her, Jessica calls him "Puck Castro" while talking to Samantha.
• When Marley and Rachel agree to talk at Starbucks, Rachel notices Marley is scarfing down cookie straws. She meekly says, "You seem to really like those".
• Kurt is tailoring Marley's Nationals outfit and Marley mentions Kurt acts like she's about to give birth on the Nationals stage (she's only about three months pregnant at this point). Kurt brings up when Quinn gave birth right after their performance at Sectionals.
• Elliott is shell-shocked when he finds out Kurt, Marley and Sebastian are competing against Fifth Avenue.
  Sebastian: "I'm going to guess by your face that Fifth Avenue is...bad?"
  Elliott: "They're amazing...
• Marley gives an over the top speech which scares Kurt and Sebastian. She immediately tones it down and mentions it was because of "pregnancy hormones".
• Sebastian mentions to the Glee Club they went to see Fifth Avenue. The exchange with Sam and Sebastian:
  Sam: "Dude, the shopping there is so expensive. I can't even afford a pair of socks."
  Sebastian: "Not the shopping district, the Glee Club!"
• It's revealed Anna Kendrick is a judge at Nationals. Santana makes a reference to the Pitch Perfect movies.
  Santana: "Everybody's about to get pitch slapped."
• When Madame Tibideaux is reprimanding Finn for his behavior out in Texas, the secretary adds comedic effect by giving Finn different face expressions when he talks back to Madame Tibideaux. She eventually has enough when Finn starts mentioning Madame Tibideaux can't expel him.
  Secretary: "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, SHUT UP AND STOP TALKING! YOU'RE IN ENOUGH TROUBLE!"
• As Marley and Puck are celebrating Marley's successful school year, Marley quips she's surprised there's no chocolate pudding.
  Puck: "I tried. The supermarket was all out."

The One Where Brittany's Mom Is Engaged

• Kurt parodies Tom Cruise in the movie "Risky Business" by dancing in an oversized dress shirt and boxers while singing Karma Chameleon. He is embarrassed when Brittany and Santana spot him.
• Susan is just a breath of fresh air in this chapter!
  • Her revealing she gave birth to Brittany on her wedding day!
  Susan: "I didn't know I was pregnant with Brittany at the time. I thought she was terrible indigestion from a taco I ate at Little Benny's, a mom and pop Mexican place. This was way before Chipotle existed. While at the wedding reception, I thought I peed on myself, and then next thing you know it, I was in dire pain. I assumed I had food poisoning and I had to take a poop but it ended up being Brittany. What were the odds, right?"

  • Susan not being allowed to carry a bedazzling gun because she assaulted a waitress with it.
• Madison and Mason say hi to Jenny (yes that Jenny) and Madison mentions Jenny's nose job. Jenny mentions she never got a nose job but then pulls Mason to the side.
  Jenny: "t's not that obvious, is it?"
• Madison and Jenny fight a little too close for Mason's comfort.
  Mason: "All right, ladies! I know I wanted girls all over me, but not like 'this''!"
• Scott chanting "I hate my life" over and over. The only thing that temporarily gets Scott to stop is Puck's mere presence.
  • Him downplaying his wife is kind of funny as well.
  Scott: "Your [Puck's] wife is probably the most popular pop star since Katy Perry! My wife's a cop."
  Anna: (slightly annoyed) ""Hi there, I'm your wife."
• Jenny telling everyone about how great she was at Regionals, only to hilariously end it by mention she was crushed by Marley and her original song.
• Anna and Scott, who are never affectionate at work, kiss and Puck just so happens to be coming back from the break room. He is stunned.
  Puck: "What the hell did I just miss?"
• Santana calling the Bapstein-King comet "The Burger King comet".
  Susan: "Bapstein-King."
  Santana: "I know what I said!"
• Kitty interrupts a Tear Jerker moment between Artie and Samantha by mentioning how likable she is.
  • Artie and Samantha promptly tell Kitty to shut up.
    • The same bit happens later in the chapter, this time with Madison and Mason.
• Jenny calling Madison, Marley and Kitty "Medusa, Molly and Twiggy Azalea".
• Captain Collins reaction to Scott introducing her to his friends by her first name.
  • She is absolutely not amused, especially since she is his boss.
  Scott: "Um, wow where are my manners. Jill, Rob, Steven this is Puck, my wife Anna and...Holly."
  Captain Collins: (uncomfortable) "Yep, that's my name…Scott, don't you have to go up there? Like...now?"
• As Marley and Puck are arguing over Marley being charged $2000 on her credit card, a normally reserved Samantha has an outburst that shocks Marley, Puck and Rachel.
  Samantha: "STOP ARGUING FOR A MINUTE AND LISTEN TO ME!"
  • She immediately realizes she is out of character and promptly apologizes.
• Artie gets an unknown visitor. Kitty suggests for Artie to use the pepper spray that she got him.
  • Pepper spray is illegal in New York City, so her being able to smuggle it from Lima to New York is hilarious.

Ring The Alarm

• Kurt reaching Elliott, Samantha and Sebastian the Single Ladies dance. He's a little too hard on them and Sebastian makes this comeback:
  Sebastian: "I'm sorry us Rockette's aren't perfect for the Radio City Music Hall Christmas show, Kurt.
• The girls are trying to educate Sam about not sexualizing females, and Santana uses Marley as an example on not needing to take off her clothes to be famous. Sam's comeback:
  Sam: "So, did she get pregnant successfully without taking off her clothes because that would be one huge feat."
  • Sam was being a sexist jerk in this episode, but this was a good line.
• Puck is still in awe that Marley is signed to Justin Timberlake's label. Him seeing Justin Timberlake and him mentioning it to Marley is "still cool to say".
• Brody is unsure about him and Quinn taking multiple dance classes over the summer, but Quinn reminds Brody them learning the tango led to "a very steamy night."
  Brody: "All hail the tango!"
• You would think the scene where Marley and Puck argue about Marley reading the 50 Shades of Grey book would turn into a Tear Jerker after Puck without thinking spills water on her. But it turns into a comical event when Marley pretends to cry and when Puck's guard is down, she sprays him with water herself.
• Marley coming the realization she doesn't have to read the book in order to properly record her cover of Crazy In Love
  Marley: "How I'm going to record a song that deals with being crazy in love?"
  Puck: (he stops in front of her and holds his hand out as if he's giving an introduction) "Hi, I'm Noah Puckerman. Your husband and the guy you're crazy in love with."
• Santana mentions to Brittany that her Psychic Mexican Third eye senses a student in Brittany's dance class is interested in her. Brittany mentions that Santana's Psychic Mexican Third Eye has been wrong all week.
  Brittany: "You said Lady Tubbington was going to have kittens when she really had gas, you said Tina could eat cashews and she ended up getting hives and then you told Quinn that Brody was probably a prostitute in disguise in order to pay for NYADA but his grandfather ended up being the owner of the Weston Country Club."
• Puck lights a campfire for him and Marley, and Marley reminds him that he's not a firefighter.
  • In context, the line is funny because firefighters and police officers genuinely don't get along, and since Puck is a cop, it normally would hit a nerve. Instead, he finds humor in it.
• Quinn is trying to wash her clothes and asks Brody where her purple bra is. He comes into the next room with it and simply mentions, "I love it when you sleep over."
• Sam questions how the Nicki Minaj song Anaconda didn't get nominated for a VMA. He states it was a high quality musical.
  Brittany: "High-quality musical porn."

This Summer's Gonna Hurt

• Marley absolutely annihilating Matt Lauer after he asks her an inappropriate question regarding her unborn baby.
  • After she gives him a piece of her mind, she gives a gigantic smile and pretends she didn't just give him a verbal beatdown moments before.
• Sam and the rest of the Alumni decide they're going to go to a baseball game. Artie immediately checks out because he hates the Yankees. When Artie asks what the Yankees have that the Mets don't, Sam mentions "27, kiss the rings."
  Artie: "You Yankees fans always use the same argument."
• Stacy refusing to give a random kid a refund because he dipped into his college fund for a tattoo.
  • After Finn sings Incomplete, Stacy mentions:
  Stacy: "Every time you Glee kids come in here, it always turns into a Broadway musical."
• After Puck is done congratulating Marley, he mentions he has a surprise for her.
  Marley: "Please tell me you didn't buy me a car."
• Puck being completely monotone as he is filing a police report for Rachel, who had her bag stolen. It's like he has to do his job, even for Rachel who made his wife's life a living hell.
• The trip to Yankee Stadium was full of hilarious moments.
  • Kurt mentioning the Yankees are "men in pajamas".
    • Quinn absolutely crapping on the Cleveland Indians (they're the Guardians now but they were the Cleveland Indians when the story was written).
    • Sam mentioning Alex Rodriguez is holding a puppy...and it turns out he's actually holding a puppy.
    • Elliott sees Brett Gardner and Mark Teixieira talking about something in the outfield and they wonder what baseball players talk about. The scene immediately shifts to Mark talking about if dingos are a hybrid between a deer and Ringo Star. (yes the guy in The Beatles)
• While waiting to find out the gender of their baby, Puck reveals he made a list of baby names. After hearing all of the horrible baby names, Marley asks if any of them have alcohol references. (Two of the names Puck suggested we "Johnie Walker" and "Jack Daniels"). Puck reveals he behaved while making the list, and actually proves he was serious as some of the names were actually good candidates.
  • Noah Jr. though.
  Marley: (teasing)' "I like the last one. It totally does not remind me of you."
  Puck: "Dads name their sons after them, right?"
• Millie revealing that she was going to name Marley 'Marcia". Puck's reaction is gold.
  Puck: "Marcia? As in Marcia Brady?"
• Puck being naive that he and Marley are having a baby girl. Millie being the one to tell him was adorable though.
• Sam references the baseball glove as a "she" and Kurt responds, "How do you give an inanimate object a gender?"
• After Marley finds out her album went number one, she suggests they celebrate with a trip to Disney World. Her excitement for Disney World is hilarious.
• If Finn wasn't suffering from alcoholism, him being tipsy at the bar with Stacy would have been more funny. It's mixed in as a Tear Jerker because he's imagining himself singing with Rachel.
• The glove going missing makes the news. Sam mentions it could be anyone's glove. The news immediately cuts to the fact it's Brett Gardner's glove.

Season 5

Two Souls In A Ghosttown

• Oliver Knight's introduction brought humor to a very serious scene. Especially since he is a Detective in the Homicide department.
  Oliver: "I'm sorry for you loss, kid. I know how tough it is to find out that your wife is missing, which most likely means she's dead."
  Captain Collins: "Oliver, Marley's not dead."
  Oliver: "You know me, Holly. I like to assume the worst."
  • Also very hilarious that Oliver gets to call Captain Collins "Holly", but Collins will not allow Scott that leeway.
  • Oliver assuming that Puck is merely making up the fact that he and Marley are married.
  Oliver: "Are you two separated or divorced?"
  Puck: "No, my wife and I are very much in love, thank you very much."
  Oliver: "Are you sure you're married to her or you didn't photoshop those pictures of you and her together?"
  Puck: "What the…? Marley is my wife, I have our marriage license at home. Why would I make something up like that?!"
  Oliver: "Is it true that the baby she's pregnant with belongs to Jacob Posey?"
  Puck: "I'm pretty sure I was there when the baby was conceived!"
• After being introduced to Lindsay Shaw, who works in the Cyber Unit, Oliver tries to flirt with her. It backfires.
  Oliver: "You're probably the cutest mole rat I've ever seen in this place."
  Lindsay: (monotone) "Wow. A mole rat. Never heard that one before."
• Captain Collins referring to Anna and Scott as "Thing 1" and "Thing 2".
• White talking to Vicky, Finn mentions that his life is like the TV show Friends.
• Of course the plane Marley was on is in Lima, Ohio. Because, why not?
• Puck still finds time to clown Oliver about his flirting techniques. Ah, the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
• Oliver deciding to wear an Arrow costume in order to bust Lucas and Stephanie. He is unseriously serious.
  • Lucas taking time out of taunting Puck in order for him to comment on Oliver's costume. The banter is hilarious.
    • Puck's reaction though.
  Puck: ""Hey, Regis? Kelly? Enough talk about the Arrow outfit! Your show has been cancelled!"
• Captain Collins is trying to explain that Puck is getting promoted. He assumes he's getting fired.
• The hilarity that Marley wouldn't join the Mile High club but very easily persuades Puck to have sex with her in a hospital room.
  • We can chalk it up as pregnancy hormones.
    • The fact that Puck enjoys it after the fact but playfully tells her no more sex in hospital rooms. He was the one that tried to get her to join the Mile High club.

Fight Song

• Oliver sarcastically discusses how much he enjoys doing paperwork. It cuts to Puck who is asleep on the job and Oliver has to smack a file of folders in front of him to wake him up.
• Marley's grandmother was everything. In such a serious chapter, she brought the full on comedy.
  • Her mistaking Puck as Marley hiring someone to paint her nursery.
    • Her also getting Puck's first name wrong to make Marley laugh for the first time in a long time.
  Puck: "Allow me to introduce myself, I'm Noah Puckerman. And it's a pleasure to meet a kind woman like yourself, Muriel."
  Muriel: "Well, it's extremely wonderful to meet you, Norbert.

  • Her just making flirty comments about Puck and Puck taking it in stride.
• Quinn admits to Brody that the Ryan Seacrest tattoo she got was removed. Brody mentions, "I am well aware that your back is tattoo free."
• Muriel going to bingo and getting $600 despite losing.
  Marley: "Wait, how is that possible that you came home with $600 but you lost?"
  Muriel: "It's called sucker-punching the winner."

Same Love

• Sam trying to teach Santana about giving birth...
  • He apparently didn't do well in his audition for Batman, so he's going to be a childbirth instructor. Despite not knowing a thing about childbirth.
    • After Marley invites Santana to an actual birthing class, Santana gives Sam this monologue:
  Santana: "Thank you for your lame-o class, but I won't need it. Thanks to Marley, I'll be going to a real birthing class where they won't treat us like we're animals that's supposed to procreate every ten seconds while you guys brag about how your little soldiers invaded our uterus. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go throw up because just looking at you is making my stomach curl in disgust. I mean, it could be from morning sickness, but I'm sure it's from your face."
• Brittany brought Lady Tubbington to a birthing class. Yes, a cat.
  • Santana asked how Lady Tubbington got pregnant. Brittany starts to give The Talk but Puck cuts her off.
• During an exercise, Santana mentions she knows everything about Brittany. Marley is sure she knows everything about Puck, but Santana mentions when Puck dressed in drag in order to help at Nationals.
  • Brittany is unable to decipher that "Lola" was Puck. She asks if she can invite "Lola" to the wedding.
  • The exchange between Marley and Puck afterwards was adorable.
  Marley: "I don't know whether to be turned on by your helpfulness or confused by your methods."
  Puck: "Well, I was kind of hoping for the first one."
  Marley: (she gives him a sultry look and a kiss) "Good answer. If anything, I think I'm even more in love with you now than I was five minutes ago."
  Puck: "Really?"
  Marley: "Yep. You're such a team player."
• Brody painting Quinn's nails in an effort to cheer her up was adorable and hilarious. After Quinn is impressed with Brody's nail painting, she mentions he can go into nail design if acting and singing doesn't work out.
• Marley and Puck reminiscing on their time together so far was Heartwarming but the best line was Marley talking about their wedding and Puck's response.
  Marley: "There was that, but I meant the actual wedding. It was perfect. It was almost like a fairytale. Our families were there, our friends, you were there…"
  Puck: "Where else was I going to be? At the Burger King drive-thru?"
• Jessica mentions she and Samantha had art class. Samantha comically reveals she drew another rainbow picture. The fridge is stocked piled with rainbow pictures.
  • Puck makes a joke later in the chapter that if Samantha draws one more rainbow picture, he's moving to Coney Island.
• After Marley and Puck help Santana get rid of a homophobic mother-to-be, Santana mentions she did research and found every single father/boyfriend has an Ashley Madison account. This earns scowls from their significant others.

Rumors

• Madame Tibideaux revealed Sue Sylvester quit as the dean of NYADA. Rachel reveals she's on the run after kidnapping Puck prior to his wedding.
• Puck being entertained by the tabloid magazines writing fake articles about Marley is hilarious.
• Santana's conversation with her grandmother on the phone regarding what to bring to the delivery room.
  Santana: "No, abuela. The hospital is not gonna allow goats, chickens and cows in the delivery room. Most importantly, I won't allow it."
  • The flashback of Santana's grandmother yelling at a deli worker for overcharging her by a penny for a sandwich.
• Jessica's comment regarding Rachel:
  Jessica: "Don't get me wrong, I love all sorts of berries. Blueberry, Raspberry, Blackberry...even Strawberry. But Psycho-Berry...it ain't one of them."
• Brittany thinking Star Magazine is accurate and using a fake article about Marley and Puck divorcing as evidence.
  • The coincidences that Jessica sees after the magazine article was gold.
    • Her going home and seeing Puck without his wedding ring (he was paying bills and his pen exploded on his hand)
    • Seeing a suitcase in the bedroom (Marley is preparing to go to the hospital because she's close to giving birth at this point).
• Rachel is in charge of finding members for the Glee Club in Jessica's school and makes it clear she's looking for the best talent.
  Kurt: "Rachel, they're auditioning for a High School Glee Club. They're not auditioning for ''American Idol".
• The Glee Club instigating when Artie and Kitty are arguing.
  • A bit out of character, but laugh out loud hilarious that Artie calls Jake "Kermit The Frog". It's 100% expected Kitty would say something like that.
• Kitty demolishing Puck's self-confidence isn't funny one bit, but Jessica coming in for the save was great. Also, Marley 100% allowing Jessica to say what she wants to Kitty was great.

One Comment Too Far

• Kurt and Santana arguing about Santana using Kurt's hairdryer to dry her leg hairs as she can't reach them since she's overly pregnant.
  • Finn, who is surprising Kurt and Santana by coming home from rehab, comically chimes in, "I don't get to use your hairdryer?"
• Samantha's parents send her a sugar skull from the set of their show for her birthday. Puck and Jessica's reactions are priceless.
  Jessica: (tattletale tone) "Marley, Samantha's parents sent her something dead for her birthday!"
  Puck: "I kind of am a sucker for sugar skulls. Do you think...?"
• Samantha reveals to Jessica that she wants to play video games with her new laptop. Jessica is perplexed by that revelation.
  Jessica: "You never pegged me as a video game person. You're usually a…'rainbows, kittens, bunny rabbits, Mr. Puckerman...I found a stray doggy, can we keep him?' kind of person."
  • The flashback of Samantha aggressively playing one of Puck's video games, and his reaction when he realizes his games unleashed a monster.
• Kurt needs help with a video project and recruits Brittany and Tina. Kurt mentions he's open to all ideas. Apparently, not Tina's though.
  Kurt: "Okay, so I need ideas for my music video and remember, no idea is a bad idea."
  Tina: "A Twilight spoof!"
  Kurt: "That's a terrible idea."
• While Marley had a right to be sensitive about her weight since she's pregnant, Puck's Nissan joke that he told in his flashback was hilarious.
  • She later admits she knew he wasn't intentionally trying to hurt her feelings.
• Kurt's reaction at Brittany eating chocolate ice cream with Chex pieces.
• Puck makes a realization that Marley once commented on a YouTube video of him singing Friday with Artie and Sam.

100 (Part 1)

• Santana asks Kurt, Rachel and Sebastian for their input on a maternity dress she picked out. While Kurt and Rachel are supportive, Santana on the other discusses everything he dislikes about it.
  Sebastian: "I mean the whole white dress with black stripes thing makes you look like you're in prison and that watermelon attached to your body just makes you look like an elephant. I mean, your hips look ginormous, it's like you just ate 20 cheeseburgers and honey, that dress does you no favors for your ankles. They look swollen and if I pop them, the water that's missing from the Hudson River would come out of them."
  • Santana's reaction is to try to attack Sebastian despite being overly pregnant. Despite that, Kurt and Rachel have a hard time stopping her.
• Santana is about to pop at any minute...and her rage is hilarious.
• Sue Sylvester casually shows up at Finn's loft and Puck just so happens to be visiting. The exchange between Puck and Sue:
  Sue: "Puckerman...I see you look somewhat…decent since the last time I saw you."
  Puck: (emotionless tone) "You kidnapped me and locked me in a warehouse."
• Puck eventually returns home to find Marley panicked and when he asks what's wrong, it turns out his mother abruptly stopped by. He then wonders what happened to Quinn and Rachel since they were both spending the afternoon with Marley. Quinn and Rachel comically pop their heads out from behind the sofa.
• Rachel admits to Finn she is glad that she didn't date Puck for long because his "his mother is nuts."
• Anna and Scott ty to stop a mysterious man from going through the bullpens to find Captain Collins. It turns out, it's Captain Collins' husband.
  • Scott is surprised that Captain Collins is actually married. He assumed she was making it up.
• Richard—Collin's husband—recognizes Puck but is unable to put his finger on it.
  Richard: "We haven't wrestled over a turkey at the supermarket before, have we?"
• When Artie brings Jenny around, the rest of the Alumni is not as interested in befriending her. Sam doesn't think Jenny is mean, but merely thinks Jenny called Santana "Consuela" because she didn't know their names.
• The car that Marley has continuously joked about getting, ends up coming to fruition. Puck gets them an SUV.
• Puck mentions to Marley they're going to a surprise baby shower for her and Santana, and Puck asks her to actually pretend to be surprised. He brings up her birthday party the year prior where Finn immediately guessed Marley was told about the party.
• Finn and Marley's exchange after Marley pulls Finn away from Rachel after he invites Sue to her baby shower
  Finn: "Marley, I don't get why you're so upset that Sue's here."
  Marley: "She kidnapped my husband!"
  Finn: "And?"
  Marley: (she grabs Finn by the collar to make him look her in the eyes) "SHE. KIDNAPPED. MY. HUSBAND!"
  • Finn tries to get Marley to give Sue a second chance. She threatens to slap him.
  Finn: "Sorry, my left cheek is reserved for Santana and my right cheek is reserved for Rachel. But my forehead is available if you want."
• Everyone is surprised when Lindsay gives Amelia Hatchett's file to Marley. Oliver's response is the best.
  Oliver: "You gave the file of a woman with multiple priors to the wife of a detective? What's next? You're going to give the evidence room combination to a drug dealer?"
• While at the bank, Marley is teasing Sebastian about his crush on Elliott.
  Sebastian: "t's just that I made plans with Elliott later."
  Marley: "Elliott...hmm...Elliott. Oh, you mean Elliott Gilbert."
• Sebastian's reaction to Marley's water breaking in the middle of a bank robbery:
  Sebastian: "Holy shiitake mushrooms..."

100 (Part 2)

• The cops of the 12th precinct are made aware that Amelia orchestrated a bank hold-up and Marley suddenly went into labor. The scene is tense, until Scott—in Scott fashion—mentions:
  Scott: "Congratulations, Puck! You're gonna be a dad!"
• When Amelia asks to speak to Puck, Puck lets his anger get the better of him and threatens to kill Amelia. Anna is shocked by Puck's wording, but Lindsay is impressed.
  Anna: "Puck!"
  Lindsay: (dreamy tone) "No, no, let him. It's refreshing to see this side of him..."
• Sebastian makes conversation with a random patron at the bank. He mentions he wants to know who does Sebastian's eyebrows. Marley—after going through a contraction—also marvels at Sebastian's eyebrows, and wants to know who is Sebastian's eyebrow guy.
  • Sebastian reveals in the end that Kurt is the one who does his eyebrows.
• Sebastian's over the top acting when he is trying to get himself and Marley as far away from Amelia as possible. It works, and when Sebastian is able to call Puck, he mentions, "I can never have Chipotle again."
• Rachel introduces herself to the police officers as Marley's friend. Puck tells her "Keep telling yourself that."
• Puck suggests in order to get through to a criminal, they consult with another criminal. Oliver's reaction:
  Oliver: "Wow, that sounds like a fantastic idea! Let me just call 1-800-CRIMINALS and ask them to send a serial killer from Rikers Island! Have you lost your MIND!"
• Oliver and Sue's riff off:
  Oliver: "Greetings crazy person. Please teach us the way of the crazy so we can save the civilians and you can go back to harassing colleagues that you believe have a fetish with former students."
  Sue: "Gladly, Man of Steroids."
  Oliver: "Man of Steroids...that's a good one. I hope you know Madonna ages better than you."
  Sue: "Your hairline is receding and you're only in your 30's."
  Oliver: "Is that your real hair or did you steal Donald Trump's toupee?"
  Sue: "Donald Trump's a scaly dinosaur and he's still banged more woman than you."
  Oliver: "Have you heard of my new T.V. show? It's called How I Banged Your Mother?"
  Sue: "My mother never loved me."
  Oliver: "My mother's dead."
  Sue: "So is my sister."
  Oliver: "My sister works at Hooters which means she has no self-esteem."
  Sue: "Hooters was my first job!"
  Oliver: "Hooters fired you cause you were ugly."
  • The Hooters line is the one that stumps Sue.
• Lindsay admits after the riff-off that she may be in love with Oliver. Anna chimes in and to catch everyone off-guard, so does Scott.
• When Santana goes into labor, she gives Kurt very specific instructions:
  Santana: "Kurt, tell abuela to leave the chickens at the hotel! he told me she smuggled some through baggage at the airport."
• After Amelia is taken into police custody, Puck is elated to see Marley. Marley, who is in dire pain, digs her nails into Puck's arm, which stops his train of thought.
  Puck: "Marley, I'm so glad you're… (Marley grabs his arm and sinks her nails down while going through a contraction) YEOWCH!."
• When Sebastian sees the baby for the first time, he lets his intrusive thoughts out.
  Sebastian: "Every time I watch those specials on Discovery Health, I always think babies come out as mutant creatures."
• After Marley and Puck introduce Finn and Rachel to Charlotte, Puck realizes Rachel is looking around the room. When he asks what she's doing, Rachel jokingly mentions, "plotting of ways to take your baby."

True Love

• Brody asks Simone how her summer was. She mentions it was great because she toured with Georgia Florida Line.
  • It's a running gag through the entire chapter that Simone is corrected that the group is Florida Georgia Line.
• Sydney, a new student at NYADA, takes a picture with flash of Brody, Quinn and Rachel. Rachel exclaims, "I NEED MY EYES FOR BROADWAY!"
• Simone gives Artie a donut as a peace offering. Brody picks up on the fact that Simone licked the donut before giving it to Artie as revenge.
• Jenny threatens Finn Harmonic by allowing her into the club, and if she doesn't get in, she'll sue.
• When Celina finds out Simone is dating her ex Garrett, she reminds Simone that Garrett was with her all of last year. Simone responds with this:
  Simone: " I never noticed. You're always so quiet...it's hard to remember your name sometimes."
• Sebastian tries to ease Puck's fears when he and Marley have to take Charlotte to the hospital. It leads to a funny story about Sebastian and his mother when he was a baby.
  Sebastian: "Rule of thumb, never hold your child while watching competitive baking."
  Puck: "What exactly happened?"
  Sebastian: "Bad things. Very bad things..."
• Jenny and Jesse's encounter after seeing each other again:
  Jesse: "I'm taking that you're surprised to see me."
  Jenny: "Um…, I...what gave that away?"
  Jesse: "You dropped your complicated white girl drink."
  Jenny: "Oh please, my orders are not that complicated."
  Jesse: (imitating Jenny) "Like, I would totally like a skinny, non fat latte with three pumps of sugar, two shots of mocha, a shot of peppermint, and...oh, and like on second thought, totally add the fat!"

A Wonderful Christmastime

• Rachel overcompensates on holiday spirit when she over-enthusiastically wishes Jake and Mercedes a "Happy Kwanzaa". Santana coming to look for her and Rachel asking Finn to hide her was adorable.
  • The flashback scene where Rachel forcefully takes Charlotte out of Puck's arms and hands Charlotte off to Tina since she wants Marley and Puck to sing with her.
• Finn and Rachel worry that Bryan Ryan, the new principal of the school, is going to cut Glee Club. They decide to burst out into song by singing "Joy To The World" to distract him. When Bryan reveals they're cutting football and cheerleading instead, Finn and Rachel are flabbergasted.
• Spencer mentions they should torch Emma Pillsbury's house after it turns out she is on the board of directors. He says this in front of Will, who is married to Emma.
• Puck trying to put back on the wheel of a $700 baby stroller. and being adamant that it will go on.
  • The irony the stroller Puck just bought Charlotte broke after one kick by Kitty, but Millie still had Marley's baby stroller from when Marley was a baby.
• Marley starts by saying "so I went to the doctor." Puck immediately worries that she might be pregnant but Marley mentions she can't remember the last time she and Puck had intimate time.
• The scene at the mall when Kurt and Rachel were elves and Finn and Santana were fake married as Santa and Mrs. Claus.
  • Santana as Mrs. Claus was comedy gold.
    • Puck and Charlotte make it to the front of the line and Puck saying, "They hired Satan to be Mrs. Claus" was great!
    • Samantha being absolutely excited that she gets to see Santa Claus. She's so excited that she comically tackles Finn.
• As Marley and Puck are enjoying a quiet date at home, Puck tries to reach for the last cupcake. Their exchange afterwards is adorable.
  Marley: "You will give me that cupcake or else I will flip you off this couch."
  Puck: (playfully pushes the tray towards her as she gleefully takes the cupcake) "I hope you get fat."
  Marley: "Not in this lifetime!"
• Rachel wants to hand out Christmas cards and debates putting money. Finn tells her, "That will only prompt Santana to steal all the cards."

Saturday Night Live

Selena: La Leyenda

The Grammys

Fondue For Two

Once A Warbler, Always A Warbler

Smoke and Fire

The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust

A Tale of Two Smythes

Hey Now! You're An All-Star

Marley and Me

With Love

Misadventures In Babysitting

True Colors

Comin' At You Like A Dark Horse

Season 6

Five Years Later

Show Me What I'm Looking For

L.A. (Where Dreams Are Made Of)

Reunion

(It's) Hairspray!

I Have Questions

Cheap Thrills

One More Light

Consequences

Happiness Begins

The Last Time

Lover

Happier Than Ever

It's Brutal Out Here

A Million Dreams

Words Unspoken

Election Day

Callbacks

Tick, Tick...BOOM!

Thank You For The Music

All Mixed Up

Like A Champion

Second Chances