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  • Weiss Reacts to Beginnings:
    • Velvet becomes Pyrrha's tutor in insanity.
    "Do we do it?" Pyrrha whispered.
    "NOW!" Velvet yelled.
    Weiss and Jaune looked up, only having time to release a half-uttered 'What' before the burlap sacks descended upon them.
    • Apparently, Nora once tried to eat Kyubey.
    • Weiss escapes from her bindings and walks off, leaving Jaune still tied up.
  • Sun Reacts to Sun Ragekong:
    • Just the fact that the normally chill Sun lives up to the name by losing it with Blake's talk of manliness.
    • The Noodle Incident involving Sun, Blake, bananas, a train and cows.
    • Ruby demonstrating her perverted side by helping Yang pick out Stripperiffic Halloween outfits.
    • Just the fact that all three characters reacting to the fic get irritated at it.
    • Blake apparently hates her canon self,.....for not being manly enough.
  • Weiss Reacts to Halloween:
    • Lan's cameos. Especially when she scares the living daylights out of Weiss in the scary maze by accident by saying 'Woof'. Or when she manages to impress Nora.
    • Hell, the scary maze is full of this, from Jaune being kidnapped by Pyrrha halfway through, to Weiss denying her fear repeatedly, to Yang and Blake ditching them there in the first place.
    • Nora has apparently attempted to kidnap people for being adorable before. She tries it on the aforementioned Lan and who's implied to be Nagisa.
    • Also, Nora's obsession with pancakes is taken to a new level when she tries to eat a giant pancake sign, demands pancakes become a Halloween staple and somehow manages to get pancakes and maple syrup while trick-or-treating.
    • Cinder trolling Tohru and Roman- the former by shoving her in a very skimpy costume, the latter by taking him to who was implied to be a Shipper on Deck for the pair.
    • Velvet's complaints about canon.
    Velvet: "W-where's my love of Weiss-sempai?! Monty-sama, why do you do this to me?!!"
    • Cinder suggests burning everyone to death to try and get in the queue for a nice restaurant.
    • Throughout the chapter, Ruby is wearing a full-body penguin costume. This makes it impossible to imagine any scene from it without cracking up.
  • Weiss Reacts to Camping Trips:
    THAT IS NOT THE MANLY WAY TO GET DATES DO YOU AGREE
    REAL MEN GET DATES BY ASKING IN A MANLY MANNER, NOT ABDUCTION
    ALRIGHT LISTEN UP AND CLEAR THOSE DUSTY EARS OF YOURS YOU TWO
    I AM THE GREAT AND MIGHTY SLEN D. MAN
    HAUNTER OF FOUR-CHAN THREADS, DREAMS AND POOR COLLEGE AGE FILMMAKERS
    AND JUST WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM
    • Yang reenacts the Mystery Food X incident from Persona4, right down to knocking Jaune out with her food. Nora, however, is a Supreme Chef who sends him into food Nirvana when he tries but one slice of her pancakes.
    • The Truth or Dare game. All of it.
    • Ruby recounting her Erotic Dream in Part 3.
    • Blake's utter apathy when Cinder and Yuko try to scare her.
    • "And nobody ate dinner that night." The Shout-Out is inevitable, yet no less delightful for that.
  • Blake Reacts to We Were Close:
    • Yang calling out the author on his blatant fanboying of Fire Emblem Awakening by having her play it in the story.
    • The entire student council is apparently a bunch of mecha fans.
    • Weiss engaging in Comically Missing the Point and somehow misses the blatant hints that Andreas Arc is the reincarnated Kamina.
    • Blake complaining about fics not showing her manliness reaches a new level here. Also, everyone calling Mina a vampire.
    • Yang's increasing jealousy towards Mina, who isn't even a real character, while Blake fawns over her.
    • In part 2, the girls in general, although the Drinking Game and Weiss' responses to everything.
  • In 'Weiss Reacts to Munchkin', Weiss getting absolutely trolled by Yang and Blake when they decide to throw all their monsters at her to screw her over.
  • Blake Reacts to Music Standoffs:
    • Blake's Oh, Crap at having to face Hokuago Tea-Time. And then her subsequent Unstoppable Rage when she realises a bunch of moeblobs are going to beat her.
    • Also, the fact that Yui completely ignores Blake despite Blake declaring war on her,
    • Blake brings out a dinosaur to try and grab attention from the crowd and away from Mio. So Ritsu drags Mio into a French Maid Outfit, causing the crowd to ignore the dinosaur entirely. Blake's reaction is priceless.
    • The K-On! Girls actually won the competition. Cue Corner of Woe from Blake and smug smile from Weiss.
  • The Winter Animecon is full of this:
    • Pyrrha trying to work up the courage to ask Jaune out to a date is simply Adorkable. And then interrupted by Velvet running Jaune over with a shopping cart and knocking him unconscious.
    • Ruby unwittingly mistaking Mami and Homura for cosplayers. And then Homura proceeding to buy every single Madoka plushie the store can offer.
    • Slen. D. Mann is in the background, casually horrifying people with his presence while trying to buy a game. Bonus for Weiss and Ruby simply assuming he's part of the convention, too.
    • The Gilligan Cut from Yang claiming to be immune to sleep to sleeping in Blake's lap was hilarious, too.

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