Funny / Mortal Kombat X – Pre-Match Intros

One of best parts of Mortal Kombat X has to be all the hilarious banter that the kombatants say to each other before a match begins. These have been such a hit with the fans that these kinds of interactions have continued over to NetherRealm Studios' Injustice 2 and Mortal Kombat 11.

Click here to see the rest of the game's Funny Moments.

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• Cassie Cage vs. Liu Kang:
  Cassie: Liu Kang.
  Liu Kang: You enter the Dragon's Lair!
  Cassie: Wow, dork alert.
• Cassie Cage vs. Revenant Liu Kang
  Cassie: You're not yourself, Liu Kang.
  Revenant Liu Kang: Pathetic child of idiot parents!
  Cassie: Now, you're just being a dick.
• Liu Kang vs. Cassie Cage
  Liu Kang: Your face looks like your mother's...
  Cassie Cage: Thanks. Yours looks like a butt.
  Liu Kang: ...and you have your father's mouth.
• Liu Kang vs. Jax
  Liu Kang: Prepare yourself, Jackson Briggs!
  Jax: What, we're not friends anymore?
  Liu Kang: Not for the next few minutes.
• Jax vs. Liu Kang
  Jax: Don't mess with me, Liu.
  Liu Kang: I will do more than "mess with you"!
  Jax: That is messing with me.
• Cassie Cage vs. Kotal Kahn:
  Cassie Cage: Nice miniskirt.
  Kotal Kahn: A joke at my expense?
  Cassie Cage: Nah, it's yours for free.
• Cassie Cage vs. Raiden:
  Cassie: Help me conjure green energy, OK?
  Raiden: You have not your father's gift.
  Cassie: You kinda suck as a mentor.
• Cassie Cage vs. Quan Chi
  Cassie Cage: Hey, Humpty Dumpty.
  Quan Chi: Only a fool would speak to me thusly.
  Cassie Cage: Only a dork would say "thusly."
• Cassie Cage Vs. Scorpion:
  Cassie Cage: Scorpion.
  Scorpion: Your end is near.
  Cassie Cage: You'd best keep your hands off it.
• Cassie Cage vs. Raiden:
  Cassie Cage: Why didn't you train my father?
  Raiden: There is no training Johnny Cage...
  Cassie Cage: Just last week, he used a napkin!
• Scorpion vs. Cassie Cage
  Scorpion: A wise man learns from defeat...
  Cassie Cage: Yeah, uh, not a man./You must be very wise, then.
  Scorpion: ...but can also learn from pain!
• Cassie Cage vs Kitana:
  Cassie Cage: Princess.
  Kitana: Your very presence mocks me.
  Cassie Cage: Sorry, did you just say "kick my ass"?
• Cassie Cage Vs. Cassie Cage:
  Cassie Cage 1: Funny.
  Cassie Cage 2: You know what's funny? Your face.
  Cassie Cage 1: Dude, you've just insulted yourself...
• Cassie Cage vs. Johnny Cage
  Cassie Cage: Cage match!
  Johnny Cage: You didn't just say that...
  Cassie Cage: I am your daughter...
• Cassie Cage vs. Johnny Cage
  Johnny Cage: Think you can take your old man?
  Cassie Cage: Not a problem.
  Johnny Cage: Your mother wears army boots.
• Cassie Cage vs. Kung Lao
  Cassie: Move it or lose it.
  Kung Lao: Move what or lose what?
  Cassie: Your ass, or your ass.
• Kung Lao vs. Cassie Cage
  Kung Lao: The lesser Cage...
  Cassie Cage: Liu Kang Lite!
  Kung Lao: A mouth in search of a fist!
• Kung Lao vs. Kung Lao
  Kung Lao 1: Should I trust you?
  Kung Lao 2: Probably not.
  Kung Lao 1: A trustworthy response.
• Kano vs Raiden
  Kano: Hmm, the big cheese.
  Raiden: This day will not end well for you...
  Kano: (spits) Get your crystal ball fixed!
• Johnny Cage vs. Ermac
  Johnny Cage: The Mummy Returns.
  Ermac: You annoy us, Earthrealm fool!
  Johnny Cage: Is that supposed to make me feel bad?
• Johnny Cage vs. Kano
  Johnny Cage: Didn't you throw me off a bridge?
  Kano: Guilty as charged!
  Johnny Cage: It's payback time!
• Johnny Cage vs. Kano (again)
  Johnny Cage: Scumbag...
  Kano: Tosser...
  Johnny Cage: You're getting a punch down under!
• Johnny Cage vs. Liu Kang
  Johnny: How ya doin', Lulu?
  Liu Kang: Consider to whom you speak.
  Johnny: Sorry, Mister Lulu.
• D'Vorah vs Kano:
  D'Vorah: Kano...
  Kano: Hello, my lovely.
  D'vorah: You repulse us, hideous one.
• Reptile vs. Kung Lao:
  Kung Lao: I have no quarrel with you...
  Reptile: I will tear your flesh!
  Kung Lao: ...I now have a quarrel with you.
• Reptile vs. Kung Lao:
  Kung Laio: Face me, Zatteran!
  Reptile: You challenge me?
  Kung Lao: I know you're challenged as is.
• Kitana vs. Kung Lao:
  Kitana: Kung Lao.
  Kung Lao: You seek a challenge, Kitana?
  Kitana: Yes, but you will do.
• Johnny Cage vs. Sub Zero:
  Johnny Cage: ICE to see you!
  Sub Zero: Must everything be a joke?
  Johnny Cage: Yeah. It does.
• Johnny Cage vs. Sub-Zero (again)
  Sub-Zero: You approach me as a foe.
  Johnny Cage: Nah, I'm just outta ice cubes.
  Sub-Zero: At times, I regret our alliance...
• Johnny Cage vs. Sub-Zero (yet again)
  Johnny Cage: You lost, Koldilocks?
  Sub-Zero: I have found what I sought.
  Johnny Cage: I thought you'd be looking for the Three Brrrrs! / Well, I hope you brought snacks.
• Takeda vs. Sub-Zero
  Takeda: Scorpion talked about you on day one!
  Sub-Zero: He should've taught you how to defeat me...
  Takeda: That was day two!
• Takeda vs. Reptile:
  Takeda: Ugh, you been rolling in trash?
  Reptile: Respect me, human!
  Takeda: I'm serious, you smell awful.
• Kung Jin vs. Takeda:
  Kung Jin: What am I thinking?
  Takeda: You were thinking?
  Kung Jin: Funny...real funny...
• Takeda vs. Mileena
  Takeda: Mileena...
  Mileena: Fresh meat~...
  Takeda: It's just not sexy when you say that.
• Takeda vs. Kano
  Takeda: Gonna stab you with my knife!
  Kano: That's not a knife...
  Takeda: I got ya to say it!
• Kano vs. Kitana
  Kano: Sorry, love. Nothing Personal.
  Kitana: What you will not do for money...
  Kano: (spits) I'd do you for free.
• Johnny Cage vs. Kung Jin
  Johnny Cage: Gonna test you, Jin!
  Kung Jin: Gonna get me an A-plus-plus!
  Johnny Cage: Or be flat on your A-S-S.
• Johnny Cage vs. Kung Jin (Again)
  Kung Jin: Another test? Really?
  Johnny Cage: Don't give me an attitude.
  Kung Jin: How about a concussion?
• Kung Jin vs D'vorah
  Kung Jin: D'vorah.
  D'vorah: As you suffer, we enjoy.
  Kung Jin: As you talk, we punch your face.
• Johnny Cage vs. Kotal Kahn (in the Outworld Marketplace)
  Johnny Cage: Any of these shops yours?
  Kotal Kahn: This entire marketplace is mine.
  Johnny Cage: Then maybe they'll give you some pants!
• Kitana vs. Sonya Blade
  Kitana: Raiden's princess...
  Sonya: I wasn't even prom queen.
  Kitana: You shall be crowned, nevertheless!
• Sonya Blade vs. Sub-Zero
  Sonya Blade: Why no female Lin Kuei?
  Sub-Zero: There are. Frost, chief among them.
  Sonya Blade: I'll kick her ass next.
• Cassie Cage vs. Jacqui Briggs
  Cassie: Don't speak to me ever.
  Jacqui: I just said your dad's kind of hot...
  Cassie: Stop it!
• Jacqui Briggs vs. Cassie Cage
  Jacqui: Sure you're ready for this?
  Cassie: Sure as your name's "Bitchface".
  Jacqui: See, now I gotta hurt you.
• Cassie Cage vs. Jacqui Briggs
  Cassie: You wanted something?
  Jacqui: Permission to strike a superior officer?
  Cassie: Denied.
• Jacqui Briggs vs. Cassie Cage
  Jacqui: My dad's bigger than yours.
  Cassie: My dad beat up Shinnok.
  Jacqui: Well played.
• Jacqui Briggs vs. Cassie Cage
  Jacqui: Hey girlfriend!
  Cassie: Oooh, we having a catfight now?
  Jacqui: The boys are gonna love this...
• Kitana vs. Kung Jin
  Kitana: Lowly neophyte...
  Kung Jin: "Neo", maybe. "Fight", definitely!
  Kitana: Very well...
• Jacqui Briggs vs. Sub-Zero
  Jacqui: The Lin Kuei are good guys now?
  Sub-Zero: The thin blue line obstructing Earthrealm's foes.
  Jacqui: Pretty sure you stole that from somewhere...
• Jacqui Briggs vs. Kung Lao
  Jacqui: I'm not afraid of you.
  Kung Lao: How might I change your mind?
  Jacqui: Change your name to "Liu Kang".
• Johnny Cage vs. Sonya Blade
  Johnny: Talk to me.
  Sonya: That would mean you'd have to keep quiet...
  Johnny: You're right, never mind.
• Erron Black vs. Kung Jin
  Erron Black: Ready to eat lead?
  Kung Jin: Trying to cut down.
  Erron Black: Well, here comes a double helping.
• Cassie Cage vs. Cassie Cage
  Cassie Cage 1: We don't want to be seen together!
  Cassie Cage 2: Alright, alright!
  Cassie Cage 1: They can't find out we're twins!
• Erron Black vs. Sonya Blade
  Erron Black: Girls with guns, always hot.
  Sonya Blade: I'll shove 'em up your ass and fire.
  Erron Black: ...Almost always hot.
• Sonya Blade vs. Erron Black
  Sonya Blade: The gunslinger...
  Erron Black: I can take you away from all this~...
  Sonya Blade: I must be a jerk magnet.
• Jacqui Briggs vs Erron Black
  Jacqui Briggs: I really don't like you.
  Erron Black: I really don't care.
  Jacqui Briggs: As long as we're straight on that.
• Erron Black vs Johnny Cage
  Erron Black: What ill wind blew you here?
  Johnny Cage: Ha! You said blew! / Same one that knocked you outta the ugly tree!
  Erron Black: Child. / Bad idea to insult me.
• Mileena vs Kano
  Mileena: Any final words?
  Kano: How about "reconstructive dentistry"?
  Mileena: Obnoxious 'til the end.
• Kano vs. Mileena
  Kano: Mileena...
  Mileena: I want my gold back!
  Kano: *spit* Sorry, no refunds!
• Jax vs Johnny Cage
  Jax: What do you want, Cage?
  Johnny Cage: Thought you could use a work out.
  Jax: Aren't you busy making another shitty movie?
• Goro vs. Johnny Cage
  Goro: Johnny Cage!
  Johnny Cage: Don't you owe me some sunglasses?
  Goro: Here is what you are owed!
• Johnny Cage vs. Goro
  Johnny Cage: Headin' for a fall, Goro.
  Goro: How, exactly?
  Johnny Cage: Shokan have yamsacks, right?/'Cos I'm gonna punch your fuckin' balls.
• Ferra/Torr vs. Ermac
  Ferra: Mac-Mac...
  Ermac: Your lives are forfeit...
  Ferra: You four-foot, ghost-man!
• Liu Kang vs. Ermac
  Liu Kang: Ermac...
  Ermac: Retreat, or be destroyed.
  Liu Kang: There is a third option: Your demise!
• Mileena vs. Kung Jin
  Mileena: Let's see you~...
  Kung Jin: 'Fraid you're not my type.
  Mileena: I see no reason to spare you.
• Liu Kang vs. Mileena
  Liu Kang: Please close your mouth.
  Mileena: I will not be silenced!
  Liu Kang: That is not what I meant.
• Ermac vs. Goro
  Ermac: Goro...
  Goro: Do you harbor Shokan souls?
  Ermac: Not yet...
• Kung Jin vs. Goro
  Kung Jin: Goro...
  Goro: The house of Kung will fall!
  Kung Jin: ...right on your friggin' head!
• Mileena vs. Kung Lao
  Mileena: So... you and I...
  Kung Lao: Do not even think of it!
  Mileena: You are right, you are unworthy...
• Johnny Cage vs. Johnny Cage
  Johnny Cage 1: Just steer clear of the face.
  Johnny Cage 2: Don't mess up the hair.
  Johnny Cage 1: Deal!
• Johnny Cage vs. Johnny Cage (again)
  Johnny Cage 1: This is embarrassing...
  Johnny Cage 2: Don't beat yourself up over it.
  Johnny Cage 1: Wow, I am annoying.
• Johnny Cage vs. Johnny Cage (yet again)
  Johnny Cage 1: Is this for real?
  Johnny Cage 2: How many of us are there?
  Johnny Cage 1: There Can Be Only One!
• Johnny Cage vs. Raiden
  Johnny Cage: Fifty bucks says I win.
  Raiden: I do not wager money.
  Johnny Cage: Then I get to wear your hat.
• Johnny Cage vs. Raiden (again)
  Johnny Cage: Your Holiness.
  Raiden: This is not a time for levity.
  Johnny Cage: Good, 'cause I can't fly.
• Raiden vs. Johnny Cage
  Raiden: Johnny Cage...
  Johnny Cage: Raidonkulous.../Ray-Diddy!/Raiden...tal...floss...
  Raiden: You weary me....
• Raiden vs. Johnny Cage (Normal/In Quan Chi's fortress)
  Raiden: You followed me...
  Johnny Cage: You need me here.
  Raiden: Has anyone ever agreed with that statement?/It wouldn't be hell without Johnny Cage.
• Quan Chi vs. Raiden
  Quan Chi: Ah, Lord Raiden...
  Raiden: I have foreseen your defeat!
  Quan Chi: Your predictions fail to impress.
• Quan Chi vs. Quan Chi
  Quan Chi 1: We mustn't fight!
  Quan Chi 2: I'm afraid we must.
  Quan Chi 1: You were my only friend...
• Quan Chi vs. Ferra/Torr
  Ferra: Eggman.
  Quan Chi: Be silent, like your friend.
  Ferra: Eggman go crack-crack!
• Quan Chi vs. Kano
  Quan Chi: Why have we never done business?
  Kano: Didn't want to end up a zombie.
  Quan Chi: It might increase your intelligence.
• Kano vs. Quan Chi
  Kano: Quan Chi...
  Quan Chi: Kano. Business or pleasure?
  Kano: I'm here to kill you, so both.
• Takeda vs Jacqui Briggs
  Takeda: What's up?
  Jacqui Briggs: Thought I'd slap you around a bit.
  Takeda: Alright then!
• Takeda vs Jacqui Briggs
  Takeda: Lets not do this.
  Jacqui Briggs: Don't wanna wrestle me to the ground?
  Takeda: Okay, let's do this.
• Takeda vs. Jax
  Takeda: Is this about me dating Jacqui?
  Jax: You're dating Jacqui?
  Takeda: Real smooth, Takeda.
• Takeda vs. Jax (again)
  Takeda: You smoke too many cigars.
  Jax: Well, I win a lot.
  Takeda: I'll help you kick the habit.
• Erron Black vs. Erron Black
  Erron Black 1: Mind games don't work on me.
  Erron Black 2: There's an obvious insult there...
  Erron Black 1: Y'best shut up and draw.
• Erron Black vs. Erron Black (Again)
  Erron Black 1: I'm flattered...
  Erron Black 2: I'm you, idiot!
  Erron Black 1: I'm no longer amused...
• Erron Black vs. Cassie Cage
  Erron: Sergeant Cage...
  Cassie: Here, fugly. Now what?
  Erron: Let's teach you some manners...
• Mileena vs. Johnny Cage
  Mileena: Repulsive human!
  Johnny Cage: Sleeping with Baraka's repulsive.
  Mileena: Who told you this?!
• Johnny Cage vs. Mileena
  Johnny Cage: How ya doing, Butter Face?
  Mileena: That had better be a compliment!
  Johnny Cage: Best I can do.
• Kitana vs. Kenshi
  Kitana: Your sword contains ghosts?
  Kenshi: My warrior ancestors.
  Kitana: I probably killed some of them!
• Kenshi vs. Mileena
  Kenshi: You will feel Sento's bite.
  Mileena: The anticipation's killing me.
  Kenshi: No, that would be me.
• Mileena vs. Mileena
  Mileena 1: How is this possible?!
  Mileena 2: Shang Tsung created many of us!
  Mileena 1: THEN I WILL KILL ALL OF US!
• Liu Kang vs. Kotal Kahn
  Liu Kang: Kotal Kahn.
  Kotal Kahn: You will fail against Outworld's best.
  Liu Kang: Goro, Shang Tsung, or Shao Kahn?
• Erron Black vs. Kitana
  Erron: The fallen princess...
  Kitana: The wandering fool...
  Erron: Introductions complete, let's go.
• Jax vs. Kung Jin
  Jax: How shall we spend our time today?
  Kung Jin: Gimme all you got, has-been!
  Jax: Day at the hospital, it is!
• Erron Black vs. Sub-Zero
  Erron: You're an easy target
  Sub-Zero: As are you.
  Erron: Bullets beat snowballs any day.
• Kano vs. Scorpion
  Kano: I'll have that roped spear.
  Scorpion: It is not for sale.
  Kano: *spit* Who said I'd want to buy it?
• Kung Lao vs. Kano
  Kung Lao: Kira.
  Kano: "Kano", y'bloody prick!
  Kung Lao: Whatever.
• Kano vs. Kung Lao
  Kano: Liu Kang.
  Kung Lao: Scum! You face Kung Lao!
  Kano: *spit* Whatever.
• Erron Black vs. Quan Chi
  Erron: We don't want any.
  Quan Chi: Any of what?
  Erron: Whatever bullshit you're peddling.
• Erron Black vs. Quan Chi (again)
  Erron: I'm here, Quan Chi.
  Quan Chi: As I had predicted...
  Erron: Couple of bullets oughta deflate that ego...
• Mileena vs. Erron Black
  Mileena: You aided the usurper!
  Erron: He offered more koins.
  Mileena: ...and no protection...
• Mileena vs Johnny Cage
  Mileena: The failed actor.
  Johnny Cage: Gonna grab my awards and shove 'em through your skull.
  Mileena: Touchy, aren't we?
• Kenshi vs. Reptile
  Kenshi: Reptile.
  Reptile: You will not read my thoughts!
  Kenshi: There is very little to read.
• Kung Jin vs Kung Jin
  Kung Jin 1: Alright then.
  Kung Jin 2: We gonna fight or what?
  Kung Jin 1: Seven years bad luck, but... okay.
• Kung Jin vs Kung Jin (again)
  Kung Jin 1: A doppelgänger?
  Kung Jin 2: I know you are, but what am I?
  Kung Jin 1: Twelve years old, apparently.
• Kung Jin vs Shinnok
  Kung Jin: Good evening, bishop.
  Shinnok: Humor won't mask your weakness.
  Kung Jin: Like a silly hat over a bald spot?
• Jax vs. Jax
  Jax 1: There's two of us?!
  Jax 2: Only gonna be one in a minute!
  Jax 1: I'm too old for this shit...
• Jax vs. Revanent Jax
  Jax: How is this possible?
  Revanent Jax: Quan Chi, that's how.
  Jax: He's getting a visit after this.
• Sonya Blade vs. Jax
  Sonya: Mr. Briggs...
  Jax: Mrs. Cage...
  Sonya: You'll pay for that one.
• Erron Black vs. Jacqui Briggs
  Erron: I have a problem...
  Jacqui: 'Your pee pee hurts?'/Looks aren't everything...
  Erron: Now you have a problem...
• Erron Black vs. Jacqui Briggs (again)
  Erron: Hello, beautiful...
  Jacqui: You're messing with the wrong girl...
  Erron: But it feels so right...
• Erron Black vs. Jax
  Erron: State your business!
  Jax: You better be smiling when you say that!
  Erron: I'll be smilin' in a minute.
• Erron Black vs. Jax (Again)
  Erron: You a good shot, Briggs?
  Jax: You don't wanna know!
  Erron: Sure I do.
• Erron Black vs. Scorpion
  Erron: I'm not happy, Scorpion...
  Scorpion: Your anger PALES before mine!
  Erron: That doesn't calm me down.
• Takeda vs. D'Vorah
  Takeda: D'Vorah.
  D'Vorah: Your race disgusts this one.
  Takeda: Hi pot! I'm the kettle!
• Ferra/Torr vs. Ferra/Torr
  Ferra 1: Why you look like we?
  Ferra 2: Why you look like we?
  Ferra 1: That not funny!
• Liu Kang vs. Mileena
  Liu Kang: Mileena...
  Mileena: Sister's boyfriend~!
  Liu Kang: Insane as always...
• Liu Kang vs. Kung Lao
  Liu Kang: Shaolin wushu has no equal.
  Kung Lao: Kung Lun Chuan is far superior.
  Liu Kang: Asshole...
• Takeda vs. Ferra/Torr
  Takeda: Another chance to fight the idiot twins.
  Ferra : We not twins!
  Takeda: Annnd there you go.
• Takeda vs. Cassie Cage
  Takeda: Think you can beat me, Cass?
  Cassie Cage: You mean without breaking a nail?
  Takeda: Oh, it's ON now!
• Takeda vs. Takeda
  Takeda 1: Is this another test?
  Takeda 2: Either way, Takeda wins.
  Takeda 1: Good point.
• Takeda vs. Takeda (Again)
  Takeda 1: A familiar face!
  Takeda 2: We look alike, but we don't fight alike.
  Takeda 1: So... you know I'm better?
• Takeda vs. Takeda (Again)
  Takeda 1: What's going on?
  Takeda 2: You're talking to yourself.
  Takeda 1: Bugshit crazy! Got it!
• Takeda vs. Takeda (Yet Again)
  Takeda 1: Figured you for a friendly.
  Takeda 2: Can't predict the tides of war...
  Takeda 1: Didn't peg you for a punk though!
• Takeda vs. Kung Lao
  Takeda: I knew you were coming.
  Kung Lao: Guess you read my mind...
  Takeda: I saw the stink lines rising off you!
• Takeda vs. Kitana
  Takeda: I never considered you an enemy.
  Kitana: I never considered you at all.
  Takeda: Now that's just hurtful!
• Raiden vs. Sonya Blade
  Raiden: I sense your confusion.
  Sonya: Gonna sense my boot in your ass-
  Raiden: (cutting off Sonya) Sonya Blade! I will not tolerate hostility!
• Erron Black vs. Raiden
  Erron: Y'gonna put up a fight, Raiden?
  Raiden: What do you think?
  Erron: Think I'm about to make some money.
• Erron Black vs. Raiden (again)
  Erron: Raiden...
  Raiden: You would oppose a god?
  Erron: If the money were good enough.
• Raiden vs. Erron Black
  Raiden: As I suspected...
  Erron: Nice to see you too, Raiden...
  Raiden: I have no patience for mercenaries.
• Erron Black vs. Ferra/Torr
  Erron: Just walk away, Torr.
  Ferra: Torr walk on your head!
  Erron: Further proof of a godless universe...
• Ferra/Torr vs. Erron Black
  Ferra: Ready go, Shoot-Shoot?
  Erron: Yeah, something like that...
  Ferra: Then Torr stomp guts out!
• Johnny Cage vs. Erron Black
  Johnny: Stay focused, cowboy!
  Erron: I'm always focused.
  Johnny: So it doesn't bother you that your shoe's untied?
• Johnny Cage vs. Quan Chi
  Johnny: Quan Chi...
  Quan Chi: My sorcery is insurmountable!
  Johnny Cage: Your fly's open!
• Takeda vs. Erron Black
  Takeda: Let's go a couple rounds.
  Erron: You haven't got a prayer...
  Takeda: If you've got one, say it now!
• Kenshi vs. Kung Lao
  Kenshi: I am sorry for your loss...
  Kung Lao: What loss?
  Kenshi: ...This one!
• Kenshi vs. Kung Lao
  Kenshi: Kung Lao...
  Kung Lao: You seek my death?!
  Kenshi: Just your humiliation.
• Johnny Cage vs. Reptile
  Johnny Cage: And how are we today?
  Reptile: Be forewarned, my anger is great!
  Johnny Cage: Nothing worse than a cranky frog...
• Johnny Cage vs. Reptile (again)
  Johnny Cage: Reptile.
  Reptile: You wish for agonizing pain?
  Johnny Cage: Sure. Why not?
• Reptile vs. Johnny Cage
  Reptile: The actor...
  Johnny Cage: Just like you, working for scale.
  Reptile: Killing you will be a pleasure!
• Johnny Cage vs. Shinnok
  Johnny Cage: Grandpa.
  Shinnok: I will rip your insolent tongue from-!
  Johnny Cage: Yeah yeah, shut up.
• Johnny Cage vs. Shinnok (again)
  Johnny Cage: You shouldn't be here.
  Shinnok: You would question me?
  Johnny Cage: Okay. Why an ass for a face?
• Shinnok vs. Johnny Cage
  Shinnok: You can defeat an Elder God?
  Johnny Cage: Former Elder God. And yes.
  Shinnok: Proceed...
• Cassie Cage vs. Shinnok
  Cassie Cage: Is that what Elder Gods are wearing?
  Shinnok: Elder Gods are my enemy.
  Cassie Cage: They booted your ass!
• Cassie Cage vs. Shinnok (again)
  Cassie Cage: Your wife mind you wearin' her clothes?
  Shinnok: I do not suffer fools gladly...
  Cassie Cage: There's lots of ways to make you suffer.
• Johnny Cage vs. Ferra/Torr
  Johnny Cage: Master Blaster.
  Ferra: Ferra make the rhyme!
  Johnny Cage: You got a rhyme for "duck plue"?
• Johnny Cage vs. Jax
  Johnny Cage: What's happening, Tin Man?
  Jax: GOD, I hate your movie references...
  Johnny Cage: Annnnd Action!
• Jacqui Briggs vs. Johnny Cage
  Jacqui Briggs: No jokes, let's do it.
  Johnny Cage: That's what she said!
  Jacqui Briggs: It never stops...
• Jason Voorhees vs. Johnny Cage
  Jason: *silently drags a victim with him onto the battlefield, then pulls his machete out of their skull*
  Johnny Cage: Ohhh.....freak.
• Jason Voorhees vs. Cassie Cage
  Jason: *silently drags a victim with him onto the battlefield, then pulls his machete out of their skull*
  Cassie Cage: (More annoyed than intimidated) Don't get any blood on me.
• Jason Voorhees vs. Jacqui Briggs
  Jason: *extracts his machete from a young woman's forehead*
  Jacqui Briggs: (inner sigh) Gonna be that kind of day, huh?
• Jason Voorhees vs. Raiden
  Jason: *silently drags a victim with him onto the battlefield, then pulls his machete out of their skull*
  Raiden: Back to hell with you!
• Jason Voorhees vs. Tanya
  Jason: *pulls machete out of dead girl he dragged in*
  Tanya: Torr, finally killed Ferra?
• Kung Jin vs. Tanya
  Kung Jin: You face a Shaolin.
  Tanya: Quite a handsome Shaolin.
  Kung Lin: Barking up the wrong tree, sister.^note (He just called her a bitch)
• Shinnok vs. Tanya
  Shinnok: Another insect....
  Tanya: I am Tanya, not D'Vorah.
  Shinnok: It matters not.
• Takeda vs. Ermac
  Takeda: Error Macro.
  Ermac: We are Ermac.
  Takeda: We're not impressed.
• Quan Chi vs. Kenshi
  Quan Chi: I pity you, sightless one.
  Kenshi: And I you, hairless rat.
  Quan Chi: Spent time with Mr. Cage recently?
• Shinnok vs. Takeda
  Shinnok: Son of Kenshi...
  Takeda: Father Of All Evil?
  Shinnok: You flatter me.
• Quan Chi vs. Johnny Cage
  Quan Chi: I've found you, Johnny Cage.
  Johnny: Did you bring cupcakes?
  Quan Chi: No, death.
• Johnny Cage vs Kenshi
  Johnny: Kenshi, is it true?
  Kenshi: Is what true?
  Johnny: Are your nuts truly numb?
• Kenshi vs Johnny Cage
  Kenshi: A showdown? As in your films?
  Johnny: Did you like 'em?
  Kenshi: Blindness has its benefits.
• Tremor on the other hand...
  Tremor: I enjoy your movies.
  Johnny: They're good, aren't they.
  Tremor: I will enjoy this more...
• Predator vs. Mileena
  Predator: *presses on wrist-worn device as we see his POV*
  Mileena: Your face is too repulsive to eat!
• Kenshi vs. Predator
  Kenshi: You caught me at a bad time.
  Predator: *growls at Kenshi*
• Predator vs. Cassie
  Predator: *presses on wrist-worn device as we see his POV*
  Cassie: WTF.
• Jason vs. Tremor
  Jason: *Pulls his machete out of the teenaged girl's head*
  Tremor: Mute, or terrified?
• Johnny Cage vs Kung Lao:
  Kung Lao: Why are you here, Cage?
  Johnny: To tell you Zorro's mom wants her hat back.
  Kung Lao: Any hope for mercy is lost.
• Kenshi vs. Ferra/Torr
  Kenshi: Your voice is somewhat annoying.
  Ferra: Ferra bite ears off!
  Kenshi: Well, that's... considerate?
• Johnny Cage vs Tanya
  Johnny Cage: Hello~
  Tanya: Pathetic little man.
  Johnny Cage: You're good-looking, but I'm gonna... Mm!
• Johnny Cage vs Tanya (again)
  Johnny Cage: Tanya.
  Tanya: Subtle as a hectare of blasting powder.
  Johnny Cage: Yep... Boom.
• Johnny Cage vs Tanya (and again)
  Johnny Cage: Good morning to you!
  Tanya: Speak your last.
  Johnny Cage: Uh, well, now I can't think of anything.
• Cassie Cage vs Mileena
  Cassie: Speaking of dental issues...
  Mileena: I eat little girls like you.
  Cassie: That explains the alluring breath.
• Cassie Cage vs Kenshi
  Cassie: You're up, Keanu.
  Kenshi: Keanu means 'cool breeze'
  Cassie: Yeah, that's why I said that.
• Cassie Cage vs Kenshi (Again)
  Cassie: I can't believe you'd hit a girl!
  Kenshi: We're merely training!
  Cassie: Wow, and I thought your son was gullible.
• Kung Jin vs Mileena
  Kung Jin: Yikes!
  Mileena: Afraid, Earthrealmer?
  Kung Jin: Not if you've had your rabies shots.
• Cassie Cage vs Kotal Kahn
  Cassie: You seen a lot in your day?
  Kotal Kahn: I have survived many battles.
  Cassie: Then you know of the bitch slap.
• Johnny Cage vs Alien
  Alien: [drops from above and extends arm blade]
  Johnny Cage: You know, your head looks like a dildo.
• Johnny Cage vs Alien (Again)
  Johnny Cage: It's game over, man!
  Alien: [hisses]
• Ermac vs. Ermac
  Ermac 1: We are many...
  Ermac 2: We are many more...
  Ermac 1: We are manymoreplusinfinitytimesinfinitynopaybacks.
• Johnny Cage vs. Triborg
  Johnny Cage: Oh look, a robot.
  Triborg: Earthrealm's clown.
  Johnny Cage: Is it mechanically possible for you to fuck yourself? / Clowns are scarier than robots. Certified fact.
• Johnny Cage vs. Triborg (again)
  Johnny Cage: Hey, Rustbucket!
  Triborg: The Cyber-Lin Kuei are your superiors.
  Johnny Cage: Imma knock your sprockets through your rotary...system.
• Triborg vs. Johnny Cage
  Triborg: We are Triborg, human...
  Johnny Cage: More like Failborg!
  Triborg: PUN DETECTED. ERADICATE.
• Triborg vs. Cassie Cage
  Triborg: Cassandra Cage...
  Cassie Cage: I'm being harassed by a toaster.
  Triborg: Prepare to be incinerated!
• Cassie Cage vs. Triborg
  Cassie Cage: Anyone got a can opener?
  Triborg: Your death looms, Cassandra.
  Cassie Cage: Never mind. This one's a pop top.
• Cassie Cage vs. Triborg (again)
  Cassie Cage: Triborg, huh? What're you, Swedish?
  Triborg: My human origins are unimportant.
  Cassie Cage: (mocking Swedish accent) Oh, you like some tasty fish, ya for sure. / There are scarier nationalities. No offense.
• Erron Black vs. Triborg
  Erron: I suggest you hit the trail.
  Triborg: Your toys cannot harm me!
  Erron My bullets cut through metal...and bullshit.
• Triborg vs. Erron Black
  Triborg: What is your function?
  Erron: I put holes in tin cans.
  Triborg: Your weapons will be silenced!
• Liu Kang vs Triborg
  Liu Kang: Metal fool.
  Triborg: I am physically superior.
  Liu Kang: ...So, it's robotic down there too?
• Mileena vs Triborg
  Mileena: A toy. How adorable.
  Triborg: Your mockery will not be tolerated.
  Mileena: Get used to it...
• Quan Chi vs Triborg
  Triborg: Quan Chi.
  Quan Chi: You found me. And now?
  Triborg: You're clever enough to figure it out.
• Bo Rai'Cho vs. Johnny Cage
  Bo Rai'Cho: Your comments were very hurtful.
  Johnny Cage: Look, I'm sorry.
  Bo Rai'Cho: You degrade both me and pregnant whales.
• Bo' Rai Cho vs. Johnny Cage (again)
  Bo' Rai Cho: Do not joke about my weight.
  Johnny Cage: Do not stand in front of the poster for "Fatty Needs a Yum-Yums" eating a pie. / Maybe if you would stop eating everything!
  Bo' Rai Cho: Yes, the fault is clearly mine...
• Bo' Rai Cho vs. Johnny Cage (yet again)
  Johnny Cage: (exasperatedly) What do you want with me?
  Bo' Rai Cho: I will teach you the flying kick.
  Johnny Cage: Like I give a flying… mm… y'know.
• Sonya Blade vs. Bo' Rai Cho
  Sonya: You look like shit.
  Bo' Rai Cho: Just gassy. It will pass.
  Sonya: God, I hope not...
• Mileena vs. Bo' Rai Cho
  Mileena: Who disturbs the Empress?
  Bo' Rai Cho: The "empress" is disturbed as is...
  Mileena: I WILL RIP OUT YOUR THROAT!
• Bo Rai'cho vs. Kenshi
  Bo Rai'Cho: You have a choice Kenshi
  Kenshi: Which is?
  Bo Rai'Cho: I forget. Let's fight!
• Bo Rai'cho vs. Predator
  Predator: *presses on wrist-worn device as we see his POV*
  Bo Rai'cho: You're one ugly motherfucker!
• Bo Rai'Cho vs Bo Rai'Cho
  Bo Rai'Cho 2: Is something wrong?
  Bo Rai'Cho 1: I'm seeing double.
  Bo Rai'Cho 2: You're drunk! Go back to sleep!
• Erron Black vs. Bo' Rai Cho
  Erron: Run back to Raiden.
  Bo' Rai Cho: You expect me to run?!
  Erron: With a stitch in your side and a bullet in your ass.
• Leatherface vs. Johnny Cage
  Leatherface: [revs his chainsaw and waves it around]
  Johnny Cage: What's that on your fa... OHHHHH!/That's just really fucked up, man...
• Bo' Rai Cho vs. Leatherface
  Bo' Rai Cho: Your weapon is loud. And useless.
  Leatherface: [snarls]
• Leatherface vs. Bo' Rai Cho
  Leatheface: [revs his chainsaw and waves it around]
  Bo' Rai Cho: Your face is like...leather.
• Kenshi vs. Leatherface
  Kenshi: Mine's Sento. What do you call yours?
  Leatherface: RHARG!
• Bo' Rai Cho vs. Kung Lao
  Bo' Rai Cho: My favorite pupil.
  Kung Lao: I'll bet you tell Liu Kang the same thing.
  Bo' Rai Cho: You're right, I take it back.
  • Bo' Rai Cho vs. Liu Kang
    Bo' Rai Cho: My favorite pupil.
    Liu Kang: I'll bet you tell Kung Lao the same thing.
    Bo' Rai Cho: With him, I mean it.
• Erron Black vs. Alien
  Erron: What chest did you pop out of?
  Alien: [hisses]
• Kenshi vs. Triborg:
  Kenshi: You thugs are all alike!
  Triborg: You've never seen anything like me.
  Kenshi: Oh, I get it. 'Cause I'm blind./True, in a literal sense.
• Kenshi vs. Triborg (again):
  Kenshi: You did this to yourself on purpose.
  Triborg: I am greater in every way.
  Kenshi: You're certainly more of an asshole.
• Kung Lao vs Triborg:
  Kung Lao: Sān jīqìrén.^note Chinese for 'three robot(s)'.
  Triborg: You may call me Triborg.
  Kung Lao: I call you 'ridiculous'.
• Kung Lao vs Leatherface:
  Kung Lao: The tie is a nice touch.
  Leatherface: [snarls]
• Tanya vs Kung Lao:
  Tanya: Do you toss your hat at me?
  Kung Lao: I do toss my hat.
  Tanya: If you do, I am for you.
• Leatherface vs Kenshi:
  Leatherface: [raises and revs chainsaw]
  Kenshi: I like that you're wearing your safety apron.
• Kitana vs. Johnny Cage:
  Kitana: Ugh... Cage...
  Johnny Cage: Want some of this?
  Kitana: I'm fairly certain no one does.
• Johnny Cage vs. Kitana:
  Johnny Cage: Hello, nurse!
  Kitana: [scoffs] You're gonna need a... nurse!
  Johnny Cage: Hot, but can't trash talk!
• Kitana vs. Johnny Cage (again):
  Kitana: Is your name still on your chest?
  Johnny Cage: Tattooed. Why?
  Kitana: Your ego knows no bounds.
• Bo' Rai Cho vs. Revenant Kung Lao:
  Revenant Kung Lao: Come here to inspect my hat?
  Bo' Rai Cho: Pass it here, and I'll relieve myself in it.
  Revenant Kung Lao: Do it and die.
• Kitana vs. Kitana
  Kitana 1: Save the future, avoid Liu Kang!
  Kitana 2: Why? He's just a friend.
  Kitana 1: You totally slept with him, didn't you?