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'''Cassie Cage''': Nah, [[JustForPun [[{{Pun}} it's yours for free]].
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--> '''Ferra''': [[VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog Eggman.]]\\
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-->'''Jax''': Don't mess with me, Luke.Liu.\\
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-->'''Kitana 1''': Save the future! Avoid Liu Kang!\\
'''Kitana 2''': Why? He's just a... "friend".\\
'''Kitana 1''': You totally slept with him, didn't you?
-->'''Kitana 1''': Save the future! Avoid Liu Kang!\\
'''Kitana 2''': Why? He's just a... "friend".\\
'''Kitana 1''': You totally slept with him, didn't you?
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'''Kotal Khan''': Kahn''': This entire marketplace is mine.\\
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* Tremor on the other hand...
-->'''Tremor:''' I enjoy your movies.
-->'''Johnny:''' They're good, aren't they.
-->'''Tremor:''' I will enjoy this more...
-->'''Tremor:''' I enjoy your movies.
-->'''Johnny:''' They're good, aren't they.
-->'''Tremor:''' I will enjoy this more...
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--> '''Mileena''': [[PairTheSpares So... you]] [[FoeYay and I...]]\\
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'''Johnny Cage''': [[MythologyGag Don't you owe me]] [[Film/MortalKombat some sunglasses?]]\\
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'''Kitana 2''': Why? [[JustFriends He's just a friend.]]\\
'''Kitana 1''': [[UnresolvedSexualTension You totally]] [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar slept with him,]] [[WillTheyOrWontThey didn't you?]]
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--> '''Kitana 1''': Save the future, avoid [[ShipTease Liu Kang!}}\\
'''Kitana 2''': Why? [[JustFriends He's just a friend.]]\\
'''Kitana 1''': [[UnresolvedSexualTension You totally]] [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar slept with him,]] [[WillTheyOrWontThey didn't you?]]
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* Cassie Cage vs. Liu Kang:
-->'''Cassie''': Liu Kang.\\
'''Liu Kang''': You enter the Dragon's Lair!\\
'''Cassie''': Wow, ''dork alert''.
* Cassie Cage vs. Revenant Liu Kang
-->'''Cassie''': You're not yourself, Liu Kang.\\
'''Revenant Liu Kang''': Pathetic child of idiot parents!\\
'''Cassie''': Now, you're just being a dick.
* Liu Kang vs. Cassie Cage
--> '''Liu Kang''': Your face looks like your mother's...\\
'''Cassie Cage''': Thanks. Yours looks like a butt.\\
'''Liu Kang''': ...and you have your father's mouth.
* Liu Kang vs. Jax
-->'''Liu Kang''': Prepare yourself, Jackson Briggs!\\
'''Jax''': What, we're not friends anymore?\\
'''Liu Kang''': Not for the next few minutes.
* Jax vs. Liu Kang
-->'''Jax''': Don't mess with me, Luke.\\
'''Liu Kang''': I will do more than "mess with you"!\\
'''Jax''': ''That'' is messing with me.
* Cassie Cage vs. Kotal Kahn:
--> '''Cassie Cage''': Nice miniskirt.\\
'''Kotal Kahn''': A joke at my expense?\\
'''Cassie Cage''': Nah, [[JustForPun it's yours for free]].
* Cassie Cage vs. Raiden:
-->'''Cassie''': Help me conjure green energy, OK?\\
'''Raiden''': You have not your father's gift.\\
'''Cassie''': You kinda suck as a mentor.
* Cassie Cage vs. Quan Chi
-->'''Cassie Cage''': Hey, Humpty Dumpty.\\
'''Quan Chi''': Only a fool would speak to me thusly.\\
'''Cassie Cage''': Only a dork would say "thusly."
* Cassie Cage Vs. Scorpion:
-->'''Cassie Cage''': Scorpion.\\
'''Scorpion''': Your end is near.\\
'''Cassie Cage''': You'd best keep your hands off it.
* Cassie Cage vs. Raiden:
-->'''Cassie Cage''': Why didn't you train my father?\\
'''Raiden''': There is no training [[ItsAllAboutMe Johnny]] [[AttentionWhore Cage]]...\\
'''Cassie Cage''': [[DamnedByFaintPraise Just last week, he used a napkin]]!
* Scorpion vs. Cassie Cage
-->'''Scorpion''': A wise man learns from defeat...\\
'''Cassie Cage''': [[DeadpanSnarker Yeah, uh, not a man./You must be very wise, then.]]\\
'''Scorpion''': ...but can also learn from pain!
* [[OverlyLongGag Cassie Cage]] vs Kitana:
-->'''Cassie Cage''': Princess.\\
'''Kitana''': Your very presence mocks me.\\
'''Cassie Cage''': Sorry, did you just say "kick my ass"?
* [[MirrorMatch Cassie Cage Vs. Cassie Cage]]:
-->'''Cassie Cage 1''': Funny.\\
'''Cassie Cage 2''': You know what's funny? [[LameComeback Your face.]]\\
'''Cassie Cage 1''': Dude, you've just insulted yourself...
* Cassie Cage vs. Johnny Cage
--> '''Cassie Cage''': [[{{Pun}} Cage match!]]\\
'''Johnny Cage''': [[LamePunReaction You didn't just say that...]]\\
'''Cassie Cage''': [[LikeFatherLikeSon I am your daughter...]]
* Cassie Cage vs. Johnny Cage
--> '''Johnny Cage''': Think you can take your old man?\\
'''Cassie Cage''': Not a problem.\\
'''Johnny Cage''': [[YourMom Your mother wears army boots]].
* Cassie Cage vs. Kung Lao
--> '''Cassie''': Move it or lose it.\\
'''Kung Lao''': Move what or lose what?\\
'''Cassie''': Your ass, or your ass.
* Kung Lao vs. Cassie Cage
--> '''Kung Lao''': The lesser Cage...\\
'''Cassie Cage''': Liu Kang Lite!\\
'''Kung Lao''': [[BerserkButton A mouth in search of a fist!]]
* Kung Lao vs. Kung Lao
--> '''Kung Lao 1:''' Should I trust you?\\
'''Kung Lao 2:''' Probably not.\\
'''Kung Lao 1:''' A trustworthy response.
* Kano vs Raiden
-->'''Kano''': Hmm, the big cheese.\\
'''Raiden''': This day will not end well for you...\\
'''Kano''': ''(spits)'' [[DudeNotFunny Get your crystal ball fixed!]]
* Johnny Cage vs. Ermac
-->'''Johnny Cage''': Film/TheMummyReturns.\\
'''Ermac''': [[LamePunReaction You annoy us, Earthrealm fool!]]\\
'''Johnny Cage''': [[{{Troll}} Is that supposed to make me feel bad?]]
* Johnny Cage vs. Kano
-->'''Johnny Cage''': [[CallBack Didn't you throw me]] [[VideoGame/MortalKombat9 off a bridge?]]\\
'''Kano''': Guilty as charged!\\
'''Johnny Cage''': It's payback time!
* Johnny Cage vs. Kano (again)
-->'''Johnny Cage''': ''Scumbag''...\\
'''Kano''': ''Tosser''...\\
'''Johnny Cage''': You're getting a [[GroinAttack punch]] [[LandDownUnder down]] [[JustForPun under]]!
* Johnny Cage vs. Liu Kang
--> '''Johnny''': How ya doin', [[MaliciousMisnaming Lulu]]?\\
'''Liu Kang''': Consider to whom you speak.\\
'''Johnny''': Sorry, ''Mister'' Lulu.
* D'Vorah vs Kano:
-->'''D'Vorah''': Kano...\\
'''[[{{Cyborg}} Kano]]''': Hello, my lovely.\\
'''[[InsectQueen D'vorah]]''': [[EvenEvilHasStandards You repulse us, hideous one.]]
* Reptile vs. Kung Lao:
-->'''Kung Lao''': [[MartialPacifist I have no quarrel with you...]]\\
'''Reptile''': I will tear your flesh!\\
'''Kung Lao''': ...I ''[[OnSecondThought now]]'' have a quarrel with you.
* Reptile vs. Kung Lao:
-->'''Kung Laio''': Face me, Zatteran!\\
'''Reptile''': You challenge me?\\
'''Kung Lao''': I know you're challenged as is.
* Kitana vs. Kung Lao:
-->'''Kitana''': Kung Lao.\\
'''Kung Lao''': You seek a challenge, Kitana?\\
'''Kitana''': Yes, but you will do.
* Johnny Cage vs. Sub Zero:
-->'''Johnny Cage''': [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons ICE to see you!]]\\
'''Sub Zero''': [[LamePunReaction Must everything be a joke?]]\\
'''Johnny Cage:''' [[BluntYes Yeah. It does.]]
* Johnny Cage vs. Sub-Zero (again)
--> '''Sub-Zero''': You approach me as a foe.\\
'''Johnny Cage''': [[DeadpanSnarker Nah, I'm just outta ice cubes]].\\
'''Sub-Zero''': [[WithFriendsLikeThese At times, I regret our alliance...]]
* Johnny Cage vs. Sub-Zero (yet again)
--> '''Johnny Cage''': You lost, Koldilocks?\\
'''Sub-Zero''': I have found what I sought.\\
'''Johnny Cage''': I thought you'd be looking for the Three ''Brrrrs''! / Well, I hope you brought snacks.
* Takeda vs. Sub-Zero
--> '''Takeda''': Scorpion talked about you on day one!\\
'''Sub-Zero''': He should've taught you how to defeat me...\\
'''Takeda''': That was ''day two''!
* Takeda vs. Reptile:
--> '''Takeda''': Ugh, you been rolling in trash?\\
'''Reptile''': [[NoRespectGuy Respect me]], human!\\
'''Takeda''': I'm serious, you smell awful.
* Kung Jin vs. Takeda:
--> '''Kung Jin''': What am I thinking?\\
'''Takeda''': You were thinking?\\
'''Kung Jin''': ''Funny...real funny...''
* Takeda vs. Mileena
--> '''Takeda''': Mileena...\\
'''Mileena''': ''Fresh meat~''...\\
'''Takeda''': [[FetishRetardant It's just not sexy when you say that.]]
* Takeda vs. Kano
-->'''Takeda''': Gonna stab you with my knife!\\
'''Kano''': [[ShoutOut That's not]] [[Film/CrocodileDundee a knife...]]\\
'''Takeda''': [[IAlwaysWantedToSayThat I got ya to say it!]]
* Kano vs. Kitana
--> '''Kano''': Sorry, love. NothingPersonal.\\
'''Kitana''': What you will not do for money...\\
'''Kano''': (''spits'') I'd do you for free.
* Johnny Cage vs. Kung Jin
-->'''Johnny Cage''': Gonna test you, Jin!\\
'''Kung Jin''': Gonna get me an A-plus-plus!\\
'''Johnny Cage''': Or be flat on your A-S-S.
* Johnny Cage vs. Kung Jin (Again)
--> '''Kung Jin:''' Another test? Really?\\
'''Johnny Cage:''' Don't give me an attitude.\\
'''Kung Jin:''' How about a concussion?
* Kung Jin vs D'vorah
-->'''Kung Jin''': D'vorah.\\
'''D'vorah''': As you suffer, we enjoy.\\
'''Kung Jin''': [[YouTalkTooMuch As you talk, we punch your face.]]
* Johnny Cage vs. Kotal Khan (in the Outworld Marketplace)
-->'''Johnny Cage''': Any of these shops yours?\\
'''Kotal Khan''': This entire marketplace is mine.\\
'''Johnny Cage''': Then maybe they'll give you some pants!
* Kitana vs. Sonya Blade
-->'''Kitana''': ''Raiden's princess...''\\
'''Sonya''': I wasn't even prom queen.\\
'''Kitana''': You shall be crowned, nevertheless!
* Sonya Blade vs. Sub-Zero
--> '''Sonya Blade''': Why no female Lin Kuei?\\
'''Sub-Zero''': There are. Frost, chief among them.\\
'''Sonya Blade''': [[PreAsskickingOneLiner I'll kick her ass next.]]
* Cassie Cage vs. Jacqui Briggs
-->'''Cassie''': Don't speak to me ever.\\
'''Jacqui''': I just said your dad's [[SilverFox kind of hot]]...\\
'''Cassie''': ''[[NoJustNoReaction Stop it!]]''
* Jacqui Briggs vs. Cassie Cage
-->'''Jacqui''': Sure you're ready for this?\\
'''Cassie''': Sure as your name's "Bitchface".\\
'''Jacqui''': See, now I gotta hurt you.
* Cassie Cage vs. Jacqui Briggs
-->'''Cassie''': You wanted something?\\
'''Jacqui''': Permission to strike a superior officer?\\
'''Cassie''': ''Denied''.
* Jacqui Briggs vs. Cassie Cage
-->'''Jacqui''': [[MyDadCanBeatUpYourDad My dad's bigger than yours.]]\\
'''Cassie''': [[DidYouJustPunchOutCthulhu My dad beat up Shinnok.]]\\
'''Jacqui''': [[{{Touche}} Well played.]]
* Jacqui Briggs vs. Cassie Cage
-->'''Jacqui''': [[VitriolicBestBuds Hey girlfriend!]]\\
'''Cassie''': [[DesignatedGirlFight Oooh, we having a catfight now?]]\\
'''Jacqui''': ''[[DeadpanSnarker The boys are gonna love this...]]''
* Kitana vs. Kung Jin
-->'''Kitana''': Lowly neophyte...\\
'''Kung Jin''': "Neo", maybe. "{{F|unWithHomophones}}ight", definitely!\\
'''Kitana''': [[BringIt Very well...]]
* Jacqui Briggs vs. Sub-Zero
-->'''Jacqui:''' The Lin Kuei are good guys now?\\
'''Sub-Zero:''' The thin blue line obstructing Earthrealm's foes.\\
'''Jacqui:''' ''Pretty'' sure you stole that from somewhere...
* Jacqui Briggs vs. Kung Lao
-->'''Jacqui:''' I'm not afraid of you.\\
'''Kung Lao:''' How might I change your mind?\\
'''Jacqui:''' Change your name to "[[AlwaysSomeoneBetter Liu Kang]]".
* Johnny Cage vs. Sonya Blade
-->'''Johnny''': Talk to me.\\
'''Sonya''': That would mean you'd have to keep quiet...\\
'''Johnny''': You're right, never mind.
* Erron Black vs. Kung Jin
-->'''Erron Black:''' Ready to eat lead?\\
'''Kung Jin:''' Trying to cut down.\\
'''Erron Black:''' Well, here comes a double helping.
* [[MirrorMatch Cassie Cage vs. Cassie Cage]]
-->'''Cassie Cage 1''': We don't want to be seen together!\\
'''Cassie Cage 2''': Alright, alright!\\
'''Cassie Cage 1''': [[TwinSwitch They can't find out we're twins!]]
* Erron Black vs. Sonya Blade
-->'''Erron Black''': [[AmazonChaser Girls with guns, always hot.]]\\
'''Sonya Blade''': [[AssShove I'll shove 'em up your ass and fire.]]\\
'''Erron Black''': [[{{Beat}} ...]][[VerbalBackspace Almost always hot.]]
* Sonya Blade vs. Erron Black
-->'''Sonya Blade''': The gunslinger...\\
'''Erron Black''': [[AmazonChaser I can take you away from all this~...]]\\
'''Sonya Blade''': [[WeirdnessMagnet I must be a jerk magnet.]]
* Jacqui Briggs vs Erron Black
-->'''Jacqui Briggs''': I really don't like you.\\
'''Erron Black''': I really don't care.\\
'''Jacqui Briggs''': As long as we're straight on that.
* Erron Black vs Johnny Cage
-->'''Erron Black''': What ill wind blew you here?\\
'''Johnny Cage''': [[HehHehYouSaidX Ha! You said blew!]] / Same one that knocked you outta the ugly tree!\\
'''Erron Black''': ''Child.'' / Bad idea to insult me.
* Mileena vs Kano
-->'''Mileena''': Any final words?\\
'''Kano''': How about "reconstructive dentistry"?\\
'''Mileena''': Obnoxious 'til the end.
* Kano vs. Mileena
-->'''Kano''': Mileena...\\
'''Mileena''': I want my gold back!\\
'''Kano''': *''spit''* Sorry, ''no refunds''!
* Jax vs Johnny Cage
-->'''Jax''': What do you want, Cage?\\
'''Johnny Cage''': Thought you could use a work out.\\
'''Jax''': Aren't you busy making another shitty movie?
* Goro vs. Johnny Cage
-->'''Goro''': Johnny Cage!\\
'''Johnny Cage''': [[MythologyGag Don't you owe me]] [[Film/MortalKombat some sunglasses?]]\\
'''Goro''': ''Here'' is what you are owed!
* Johnny Cage vs. Goro
-->'''Johnny Cage''': Headin' for a fall, Goro.\\
'''Goro''': How, exactly?\\
'''Johnny Cage''': [[CallBack Shokan have]] [[UnusualEuphemism yamsacks,]] [[GroinAttack right?]]/'Cos I'm gonna punch your [[PrecisionFStrike fuckin']] ''balls.''
* [=Ferra/Torr=] vs. Ermac
-->'''Ferra''': Mac-Mac...\\
'''Ermac''': ''Your lives are forfeit''...\\
'''Ferra''': You four-foot, ghost-man!
* Liu Kang vs. Ermac
-->'''Liu Kang''': Ermac...\\
'''Ermac''': ''Retreat, or be destroyed.''\\
'''Liu Kang''': [[TakeAThirdOption There is a third option:]] ''[[PreAsskickingOneLiner Your demise!]]''
* Mileena vs. Kung Jin
-->'''Mileena''': Let's see you~...\\
'''Kung Jin''': [[SorryImGay 'Fraid you're not my type.]]\\
'''Mileena''': I see no reason to spare you.
* Liu Kang vs. Mileena
-->'''Liu Kang''': Please close your mouth.\\
'''Mileena''': I will not be silenced!\\
'''Liu Kang''': That is ''not'' what I meant.
* Ermac vs. Goro
-->'''Ermac''': ''Goro''...\\
'''Goro''': Do you harbor Shokan souls?\\
'''Ermac''': ''[[PreAsskickingOneLiner Not yet...]]''
* Kung Jin vs. Goro
-->'''Kung Jin''': ''Goro''...\\
'''Goro''': The house of Kung will fall!\\
'''Kung Jin''': ...[[InsultBackfire right on your friggin' head!]]
* Mileena vs. Kung Lao
--> '''Mileena''': [[PairTheSpares So... you]] [[FoeYay and I...]]\\
'''Kung Lao''': [[NoJustNoReaction Do not even think of it!]]\\
'''Mileena''': You are right, you are unworthy...
* [[MirrorMatch Johnny Cage vs. Johnny Cage]]
--> '''Johnny Cage 1''': Just steer clear of the face.\\
'''Johnny Cage 2''': Don't mess up the hair.\\
'''Johnny Cage 1''': Deal!
* Johnny Cage vs. Johnny Cage (again)
--> '''Johnny Cage 1''': This is embarrassing...\\
'''Johnny Cage 2''': [[JustForPun Don't beat yourself up over it.]]\\
'''Johnny Cage 1''': [[SelfDeprecation Wow, I am annoying.]]
* Johnny Cage vs. Johnny Cage ([[OverlyLongGag yet again]])
--> '''Johnny Cage 1''': Is this for real?\\
'''Johnny Cage 2''': How many of us are there?\\
'''Johnny Cage 1''': ThereCanBeOnlyOne!
* Johnny Cage vs. Raiden
--> '''Johnny Cage''': Fifty bucks says I win.\\
'''Raiden''': I do not wager money.\\
'''Johnny Cage''': Then I get to wear [[NiceHat your hat]].
* Johnny Cage vs. Raiden (again)
--> '''Johnny Cage''': [[SarcasmMode Your Holiness.]]\\
'''Raiden''': This is not a time for levity.\\
'''Johnny Cage''': Good, 'cause I can't fly.
* Raiden vs. Johnny Cage
--> '''Raiden''': Johnny Cage...\\
'''Johnny Cage''': [[TheNicknamer Raidonkulous.../Ray-Diddy!/Raiden...tal...floss...]]\\
'''Raiden''': [[TheFriendNobodyLikes You weary me...]].
* Raiden vs. Johnny Cage (Normal/In Quan Chi's fortress)
--> '''Raiden''': You followed me...\\
'''Johnny Cage''': You need me here.\\
'''Raiden''': [[TheFriendNobodyLikes Has anyone ever agreed with that statement?/It wouldn't be hell without Johnny Cage.]]
* Quan Chi vs. Raiden
--> '''Quan Chi''': Ah, Lord Raiden...\\
'''Raiden''': [[PreAsskickingOneLiner I have foreseen your defeat!]]\\
'''Quan Chi''': [[VideoGame/MortalKombat9 Your predictions]] [[NiceJobBreakingItHero fail to impress.]]
* [[MirrorMatch Quan Chi vs. Quan Chi]]
--> '''Quan Chi 1''': We mustn't fight!\\
'''Quan Chi 2''': I'm afraid we must.\\
'''Quan Chi 1''': You were my only friend...
* Quan Chi vs. [=Ferra/Torr=]
--> '''Ferra''': [[VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog Eggman.]]\\
'''Quan Chi''': Be silent, like your friend.\\
'''Ferra''': Eggman go crack-crack!
* Quan Chi vs. Kano
--> '''Quan Chi''': Why have we never done business?\\
'''Kano''': Didn't want to end up a zombie.\\
'''Quan Chi''': [[StealthInsult It might increase your intelligence.]]
* Kano vs. Quan Chi
--> '''Kano:''' Quan Chi...\\
'''Quan Chi:''' Kano. Business or pleasure?\\
'''Kano:''' I'm here to kill you, so both.
* Takeda vs Jacqui Briggs
--> '''Takeda''': What's up?\\
'''Jacqui Briggs''': Thought I'd slap you around a bit.\\
''' Takeda''': [[SexIsViolence Alright then!]]
* Takeda vs Jacqui Briggs
--> '''Takeda''': Lets not do this.\\
'''Jacqui Briggs''': [[DoubleEntendre Don't wanna wrestle me to the ground?]]\\
''' Takeda''': [[TheUnishment Okay, let's do this.]]
* Takeda vs. Jax
--> '''Takeda''': Is this about me dating Jacqui?\\
'''Jax''': [[PapaWolf You're]] ''[[PapaWolf dating]]'' [[PapaWolf Jacqui?]]\\
''' Takeda''': [[ThisIsGonnaSuck Real smooth, Takeda]].
* Takeda vs. Jax (again)
--> '''Takeda''': [[SmokingIsNotCool You smoke too many cigars]].\\
'''Jax''': [[BadassBoast Well, I win a lot]].\\
'''Takeda''': [[PreAssKickingOneLiner I'll help you kick the habit]].
* [[MirrorMatch Erron Black vs. Erron Black]]
--> '''Erron Black 1''': Mind games don't work on me.\\
'''Erron Black 2''': [[StealthInsult There's an obvious insult there...]]\\
'''Erron Black 1''': [[PreAssKickingOneLiner Y'best shut up and draw.]]
* Erron Black vs. Erron Black (Again)
--> '''Erron Black 1''': [[SincerestFormOfFlattery I'm flattered...]]\\
'''Erron Black 2''': I'm you, idiot!\\
'''Erron Black 1''': [[BerserkButton I'm no longer amused...]]
* Erron Black vs. Cassie Cage
--> '''Erron''': Sergeant Cage...\\
'''Cassie''': Here, fugly. Now what?\\
'''Erron''': ''Let's teach you some manners''...
* Mileena vs. Johnny Cage
--> '''Mileena''': Repulsive human!\\
'''Johnny Cage''': Sleeping with Baraka's repulsive.\\
'''Mileena''': ''Who told you this?!''
* Johnny Cage vs. Mileena
--> '''Johnny Cage''': How ya doing, ButterFace?\\
'''Mileena''': That had better be a compliment!\\
'''Johnny Cage''': Best I can do.
* Kitana vs. Kenshi
-->'''Kitana''': Your sword contains ghosts?\\
'''Kenshi''': My warrior ancestors.\\
'''Kitana''': [[Really700YearsOld I probably killed some of them]]!
* Kenshi vs. Mileena
--> '''Kenshi''': You will feel Sento's bite.\\
'''Mileena''': [[NightmareFetishist The anticipation's killing me.]]\\
'''Kenshi''': [[DeadpanSnarker No, that would be me]].
* [[MirrorMatch Mileena vs. Mileena]]
--> '''Mileena 1''': How is this possible?!\\
'''Mileena 2''': [[CloneArmy Shang Tsung created many of us]]!\\
'''Mileena 1''': ''THEN I WILL KILL ALL OF US!''
* Liu Kang vs. Kotal Kahn
--> '''Liu Kang''': Kotal Kahn.\\
'''Kotal Kahn''': You will fail against Outworld's best.\\
'''Liu Kang''': [[CallBack Goro, Shang Tsung,]] [[VideoGame/MortalKombat9 or Shao Kahn]]?
* Erron Black vs. Kitana
--> '''Erron''': The fallen princess...\\
'''Kitana''': The wandering fool...\\
'''Erron''': [[DeadpanSnarker Introductions complete, let's go]].
* Jax vs. Kung Jin
--> '''Jax''': How shall we spend our time today?\\
'''Kung Jin''': Gimme all you got, has-been!\\
'''Jax''': Day at the hospital, it is!
* Erron Black vs. Sub-Zero
--> '''Erron''': You're an easy target\\
'''Sub-Zero''': As are you.\\
'''Erron''': [[WhyDontYouJustShootHim Bullets beat]] [[AnIcePerson snowballs]] any day.
* Kano vs. Scorpion
--> '''Kano''': I'll have that roped spear.\\
'''Scorpion''': It is not for sale.\\
'''Kano''': *spit* Who said I'd want to buy it?
* Kung Lao vs. Kano
--> '''Kung Lao''': [[VideoGame/MortalKombatDeception Kira]].\\
'''Kano''': "''Kano''", y'bloody prick!\\
'''Kung Lao''': Whatever.
* Kano vs. Kung Lao
--> '''Kano''': [[MaliciousMisnaming Liu Kang]].\\
'''Kung Lao''': [[BerserkButton Scum! You face Kung Lao!]]\\
'''Kano''': *''spit''* [[IronicEcho Whatever]].
* Erron Black vs. Quan Chi
--> '''Erron''': We don't want any.\\
'''Quan Chi''': Any of what?\\
'''Erron''': Whatever [[PrecisionFStrike bullshit]] you're peddling.
* Erron Black vs. Quan Chi (again)
--> '''Erron''': I'm here, Quan Chi.\\
'''Quan Chi''': [[AllAccordingToPlan As I had predicted...]]\\
'''Erron''': ''[[WhyDontYouJustShootHim Couple of bullets oughta deflate that ego...]]''
* Mileena vs. Erron Black
--> '''Mileena''': You aided the usurper!\\
'''Erron''': [[OnlyInItForTheMoney He offered more koins]].\\
'''Mileena''': ...''[[PreAssKickingOneLiner and no protection]]''...
* Mileena vs Johnny Cage
-->'''Mileena''': The failed actor.\\
'''Johnny Cage''': [[BerserkButton Gonna grab my awards and shove 'em through your skull.]]\\
'''Mileena''': Touchy, aren't we?
* Kenshi vs. Reptile
--> '''Kenshi''': Reptile.\\
'''Reptile''': You will not read my thoughts!\\
'''Kenshi''': There is ''[[StealthInsult very little]]'' to read.
* [[MirrorMatch Kung Jin vs Kung Jin]]
--> '''Kung Jin 1''': Alright then.\\
'''Kung Jin 2''': We gonna fight or what?\\
'''Kung Jin 1''': [[LampshadeHanging Seven years bad luck, but... okay]].
* Kung Jin vs Kung Jin (again)
--> '''Kung Jin 1''': A doppelgänger?\\
'''Kung Jin 2''': [[NoYou I know you are, but what am I?]]\\
'''Kung Jin 1''': [[DeadpanSnarker Twelve years old, apparently.]]
* Kung Jin vs Shinnok
-->'''Kung Jin''': Good evening, bishop.\\
'''Shinnok''': Humor won't mask your weakness.\\
'''Kung Jin''': [[FashionVictimVillain Like a silly hat over a bald spot?]]
* [[MirrorMatch Jax vs. Jax]]
--> '''Jax 1''': There's two of us?!\\
'''Jax 2''': Only gonna be one in a minute!\\
'''Jax 1''': [[Film/LethalWeapon I'm too old for this shit]]...
* [[MirrorMatch Jax vs. Revanent Jax]]
-->'''Jax''': How is this possible?\\
'''Revanent Jax''': ''Quan Chi, that's how.''\\
'''Jax''': He's getting a visit after this.
* Sonya Blade vs. Jax
--> '''Sonya''': Mr. Briggs...\\
'''Jax''': ''Mrs. Cage''...\\
'''Sonya''': [[BerserkButton You'll pay for that one.]]
* Erron Black vs. Jacqui Briggs
--> '''Erron''': I have a problem...\\
'''Jacqui''': 'Your pee pee hurts?'/Looks aren't everything...\\
'''Erron''': ''[[BerserkButton Now you have a problem...]]''
* Erron Black vs. Jacqui Briggs (again)
--> '''Erron''': [[AbhorrentAdmirer Hello, beautiful...]]\\
'''Jacqui''': You're messing with the wrong girl...\\
'''Erron''': ''[[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything But it feels so right...]]''
* Erron Black vs. Jax
--> '''Erron''': State your business!\\
'''Jax''': You better be smiling when you say that!\\
'''Erron''': I'll be smilin' in a minute.
* Erron Black vs. Jax (Again)
--> '''Erron''': You a good shot, Briggs?\\
'''Jax''': [[BadassBoast You don't wanna know]]!\\
'''Erron''': [[BringIt Sure I do]].
* Erron Black vs. Scorpion
--> '''Erron''': [[TranquilFury I'm not happy, Scorpion...]]\\
'''Scorpion''': [[UnstoppableRage Your anger PALES before mine]]!\\
'''Erron''': ''[[InsultBackfire That]]'' [[DeadpanSnarker doesn't calm me down]].
* Takeda vs. D'Vorah
--> '''Takeda''': D'Vorah.\\
'''D'Vorah''': [[FantasticRacism Your race disgusts this one]].\\
'''Takeda''': [[HypocrisyNod Hi pot! I'm the kettle!]]
* [[MirrorMatch Ferra/Torr vs. Ferra/Torr]]
--> '''Ferra 1''': Why you look like we?\\
'''Ferra 2''': Why ''you'' look like ''we''?\\
'''Ferra 1''': That not funny!
* Liu Kang vs. Mileena
--> '''Liu Kang''': Mileena...\\
'''Mileena''': ''[[{{Yandere}} Sister's boyfriend~!]]''\\
'''Liu Kang''': [[HereWeGoAgain Insane as always...]]
* Liu Kang vs. Kung Lao
--> '''Liu Kang''': Shaolin wushu has no equal.\\
'''Kung Lao''': Kung Lun Chuan is far superior.\\
'''Liu Kang''': [[PrecisionFStrike Asshole]]...
* Takeda vs. Ferra/Torr
--> '''Takeda''': Another chance to fight the idiot twins.\\
'''Ferra ''': [[ITakeOffenseToThatLastOne We not twins!]]\\
'''Takeda''': [[InsultBackfire Annnd there you go.]]
* Takeda vs. Cassie Cage
--> '''Takeda''': Think you can beat me, Cass?\\
'''Cassie Cage''': You mean ''without'' breaking a nail?\\
'''Takeda''': Oh, it's ON now!
* [[MirrorMatch Takeda vs. Takeda]]
--> '''Takeda 1''': Is this another test?\\
'''Takeda 2''': [[HeadsIWinTailsYouLose Either way, Takeda wins]].\\
'''Takeda 1''': Good point.
* Takeda vs. Takeda (Again)
--> '''Takeda 1''': A familiar face!\\
'''Takeda 2''': [[BadassBoast We look alike, but we don't fight alike]].\\
'''Takeda 1''': [[InsultBackfire So... you know I'm better?]]
* Takeda vs. Takeda ([[RuleOfThree Again]])
--> '''Takeda 1''': What's going on?\\
'''Takeda 2''': [[TalkingToHimself You're talking to yourself]].\\
'''Takeda 1''': [[CloudCuckooLander Bugshit crazy! Got it!]]
* Takeda vs. Takeda ([[OverlyLongGag Yet Again]])
--> '''Takeda 1''': Figured you for a friendly.\\
'''Takeda 2''': Can't predict the tides of war...\\
'''Takeda 1''': Didn't peg you for a punk though!
* Takeda vs. Kung Lao
--> '''Takeda''': I knew you were coming.\\
'''Kung Lao''': [[{{Telepathy}} Guess you read my mind...]]\\
'''Takeda''': [[ThePigpen I saw the stink lines rising off you!]]
* Takeda vs. Kitana
--> '''Takeda''': [[WhatTheHellHero I never considered you an enemy]].\\
'''Kitana''': [[UnknownRival I never considered you]] ''[[UnknownRival at all.]]''\\
'''Takeda''': ''[[ITakeOffenseToThatLastOne Now that's just hurtful!]]''
* Raiden vs. Sonya Blade
-->'''Raiden''': I sense your confusion.\\
'''Sonya''': Gonna sense my boot in your ass-\\
'''Raiden''': (''cutting off Sonya'') Sonya Blade! I will not tolerate hostility!
* Erron Black vs. Raiden
--> '''Erron''': Y'gonna put up a fight, Raiden?\\
'''Raiden''': [[AskAStupidQuestion What do you think?]]\\
'''Erron''': [[MoneyDearBoy Think I'm about to make some money.]]
* Erron Black vs. Raiden (again)
--> '''Erron''': ''Raiden''...\\
'''Raiden''': [[DidYouJustFlipOffCthulhu You would oppose a god?]]\\
'''Erron''': [[OnlyInItForTheMoney If the money were good enough]].
* Raiden vs. Erron Black
--> '''Raiden''': As I suspected...\\
'''Erron''': [[DeadpanSnarker Nice to see you too, Raiden]]...\\
'''Raiden''': [[EveryoneHasStandards I have no patience for mercenaries]].
* Erron Black vs. [=Ferra/Torr=]
--> '''Erron''': Just walk away, Torr.\\
'''Ferra''': Torr walk on your head!\\
'''Erron''': [[HollywoodAtheist Further proof of a godless universe]]...
* [=Ferra/Torr=] vs. Erron Black
--> '''Ferra''': Ready go, Shoot-Shoot?\\
'''Erron''': Yeah, something like that...\\
'''Ferra''': Then Torr stomp guts out!
* Johnny Cage vs. Erron Black
--> '''Johnny''': Stay focused, cowboy!\\
'''Erron''': I'm ''always'' focused.\\
'''Johnny''': [[SchmuckBait So it doesn't bother you that]] [[GoLookAtTheDistraction your shoe's untied?]]
* Johnny Cage vs. Quan Chi
--> '''Johnny''': Quan Chi...\\
'''Quan Chi''': [[BadassBoast My sorcery is insurmountable!]]\\
'''Johnny Cage''': ''[[GoLookAtTheDistraction Your fly's open!]]''
* Takeda vs. Erron Black
--> '''Takeda''': Let's go a couple rounds.\\
'''Erron''': ''You haven't got a prayer...''\\
'''Takeda''': If you've got one, [[SayYourPrayers say it now]]!
* Kenshi vs. Kung Lao
--> '''Kenshi''': [[ApologeticAttacker I am sorry for your loss]]...\\
'''Kung Lao''': What loss?\\
'''Kenshi''': [[{{Beat}} ...]]''[[FiveSecondForeshadowing This one!]]''
* Kenshi vs. Kung Lao
--> '''Kenshi''': Kung Lao...\\
'''Kung Lao''': [[WhatTheHellHero You seek my death?!]]\\
'''Kenshi''': [[{{Troll}} Just your humiliation.]]
* Johnny Cage vs. Reptile
--> '''Johnny Cage''': And how are we today?\\
'''Reptile''': Be forewarned, my anger is great!\\
'''Johnny Cage''': Nothing worse than a cranky frog...
* Johnny Cage vs. Reptile (again)
--> '''Johnny Cage''': Reptile.\\
'''Reptile''': You wish for agonizing pain?\\
'''Johnny Cage''': [[DeadpanSnarker Sure. Why not?]]
* Reptile vs. Johnny Cage
--> '''Reptile''': ''The actor''...\\
'''Johnny Cage''': Just like you, [[IncrediblyLamePun working for scale]].\\
'''Reptile''': [[LamePunReaction Killing you will be a pleasure]]!
* Johnny Cage vs. Shinnok
--> '''Johnny Cage''': Grandpa.\\
'''Shinnok''': [[VillainousBreakdown I will rip your insolent tongue from]]-!\\
'''Johnny Cage''': [[ShutUpHannibal Yeah yeah, shut up]].
* Johnny Cage vs. Shinnok (again)
--> '''Johnny Cage''': You shouldn't be here.\\
'''Shinnok''': [[DidYouJustFlipOffCthulhu You would question]] ''[[DidYouJustFlipOffCthulhu me]]''?\\
'''Johnny Cage''': [[RhetoricalQuestionBlunder Okay. Why an ass for a face?]]
* Shinnok vs. Johnny Cage
-->'''Shinnok''': [[DidYouJustFlipOffCthulhu You can defeat an Elder God?]]\\
'''Johnny Cage''': ''Former'' Elder God. And yes.\\
'''Shinnok''': ''[[BringIt Proceed...]]''
* Cassie Cage vs. Shinnok
--> '''Cassie Cage''': [[FashionVictimVillain Is]] ''[[FashionVictimVillain that]]'' [[FashionVictimVillain what Elder Gods are wearing?]]\\
'''Shinnok''': Elder Gods are my enemy.\\
'''Cassie Cage''': ''They booted your ass!''
* Cassie Cage vs. Shinnok (again)
--> '''Cassie Cage''': [[DeadpanSnarker Your wife mind you wearin' her clothes?]]\\
'''Shinnok''': I do not suffer fools gladly...\\
'''Cassie Cage''': [[StealthInsult There's lots of ways to make you suffer]].
* Johnny Cage vs. Ferra/Torr
--> '''[[PopCulturedBadass Johnny Cage]]''': [[ShoutOut Master]] [[Film/MadMaxBeyondThunderdome Blaster]].\\
'''Ferra''': ''[[HeyThatsMyLine Ferra make the rhyme!]]''\\
'''Johnny Cage''': [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar You got a rhyme for "duck plue"?]]
* Johnny Cage vs. Jax
--> '''[[PopCulturedBadass Johnny Cage]]''': What's happening, [[Film/TheWizardOfOz Tin Man]]?\\
'''Jax''': ''[[LamePunReaction GOD, I hate your movie references...]]''\\
'''Johnny Cage''': ''Annnnd'' [[{{Troll}} Action]]!
* Jacqui Briggs vs. Johnny Cage
-->'''Jacqui Briggs''': No jokes, let's do it.\\
'''Johnny Cage''': [[ThatsWhatSheSaid That's what]] [[{{Troll}} she said!]]\\
'''Jacqui Briggs''': It never stops...
* [[Franchise/FridayThe13th Jason Voorhees]] vs. Johnny Cage
--> '''Jason''': *''silently drags a victim with him onto the battlefield, then pulls his machete out of their skull''*\\
'''Johnny Cage''': [[SarcasmFailure Ohhh.....freak]].
* [[Franchise/FridayThe13th Jason Voorhees]] vs. Cassie Cage
--> '''Jason''': *''silently drags a victim with him onto the battlefield, then pulls his machete out of their skull''*\\
'''Cassie Cage''': ([[SeenItAll More annoyed than intimidated]]) [[DeadpanSnarker Don't get any blood on me]].
* [[Franchise/FridayThe13th Jason Voorhees]] vs. Jacqui Briggs
--> '''Jason''': *''extracts his machete from a young woman's forehead''*\\
'''Jacqui Briggs''': ([[SeenItAll inner sigh]]) Gonna be that kind of day, huh?
* [[Franchise/FridayThe13th Jason Voorhees]] vs. Raiden
--> '''Jason''': *''silently drags a victim with him onto the battlefield, then pulls his machete out of their skull''*\\
'''Raiden''': [[Film/JasonGoesToHellTheFinalFriday Back to hell with you!]]
* [[Franchise/FridayThe13th Jason Voorhees]] vs. Tanya
-->'''Jason''': *pulls machete out of dead girl he dragged in*\\
'''Tanya''': [[MistakenIdentity Torr, finally killed Ferra?]]
* Kung Jin vs. Tanya
-->'''Kung Jin''': You face a Shaolin.\\
'''Tanya''': Quite a handsome Shaolin.\\
'''Kung Lin''': [[SorryImGay Barking up the wrong tree, sister.]][[note]]([[DontExplainTheJoke He just called her a bitch]])[[/note]]
* Shinnok vs. Tanya
-->'''Shinnok''': Another insect....\\
'''Tanya''': [[DeadpanSnarker I am Tanya, not D'Vorah]].\\
'''Shinnok''': It matters not.
* Takeda vs. Ermac
-->'''Takeda''': Error Macro.\\
'''[[AscendedGlitch Ermac]]''': We are Ermac.\\
'''Takeda''': We're not impressed.
* Quan Chi vs. Kenshi
-->'''Quan Chi''': I pity you, sightless one.\\
'''Kenshi''': And I you, [[BaldOfEvil hairless rat]].\\
'''Quan Chi''': Spent time with Mr. Cage recently?
* Shinnok vs. Takeda
-->'''Shinnok''': Son of Kenshi...\\
'''Takeda''': Father Of All Evil? \\
'''Shinnok''': [[InsultBackfire You flatter me.]]
* Quan Chi vs. Johnny Cage
-->'''Quan Chi''': I've found you, Johnny Cage.\\
'''Johnny''': Did you bring cupcakes?\\
'''Quan Chi''': No, death.
* Johnny Cage vs Kenshi
-->'''Johnny''': Kenshi, is it true?\\
'''Kenshi''': Is what true?\\
'''Johnny''': Are your nuts truly numb?
* Kenshi vs Johnny Cage
-->'''Kenshi''': A showdown? As in your films?\\
'''Johnny''': Did you like 'em?\\
'''Kenshi''': [[DisabilityImmunity Blindness has its benefits.]]
* Predator vs. Mileena
-->'''Predator''': *''presses on wrist-worn device as we see his POV''*\\
'''Mileena''': [[EvenEvilHasStandards Your face is too repulsive to eat!]]
* Kenshi vs. Predator
-->'''Kenshi''': You caught me at a bad time.\\
'''Predator''': *''growls at Kenshi''*
* Predator vs. Cassie
-->'''Predator''': *''presses on wrist-worn device as we see his POV''*\\
'''Cassie''': WTF.
* Jason vs. Tremor
-->'''Jason''': *''Pulls his machete out of the teenaged girl's head''*\\
'''Tremor''': [[TheQuietOne Mute]], or terrified?
* Johnny Cage vs Kung Lao:
-->'''Kung Lao''': Why are you here, Cage?
-->'''Johnny''': To tell you Zorro's mom wants her hat back.
-->'''Kung Lao:''' [[BerserkButton Any hope for mercy is lost.]]
* Kenshi vs. Ferra/Torr
-->'''Kenshi''': Your voice is somewhat annoying.
-->'''Ferra''': Ferra bite ears off!
-->'''Kenshi''': Well, that's... considerate?
* Johnny Cage vs Tanya
--> '''Johnny Cage''': Hello~
--> '''Tanya''': Pathetic little man.
--> '''Johnny Cage''': You're good-looking, but I'm gonna... Mm!
* Johnny Cage vs Tanya (again)
--> '''Johnny Cage''': Tanya.
--> '''Tanya''': Subtle as a hectare of blasting powder.
--> '''Johnny Cage''': Yep... Boom.
* Johnny Cage vs Tanya (and again)
--> '''Johnny Cage''': Good morning to you!
--> '''Tanya''': Speak your last.
--> '''Johnny Cage''': Uh, well, now I can't think of anything.
* Cassie Cage vs Mileena
--> '''Cassie''': Speaking of dental issues...
--> '''Mileena''': [[ImAHumanitarian I eat little girls like you.]]
--> '''Cassie''': That explains the alluring breath.
* Cassie Cage vs Kenshi
--> '''Cassie''': You're up, [[Creator/KeanuReeves Keanu]].
--> '''Kenshi''': Keanu means 'cool breeze'
--> '''Cassie''': Yeah, that's why I said that.
* Cassie Cage vs Kenshi (Again)
--> '''Cassie''': I can't believe you'd hit a girl!
--> '''Kenshi''': We're merely training!
--> '''Cassie''': [[{{Troll}} Wow, and I thought your son was gullible.]]
* Kung Jin vs Mileena
--> '''Kung Jin''': Yikes!
--> '''Mileena''': Afraid, Earthrealmer?
--> '''Kung Jin''': Not if you've had your rabies shots.
* Cassie Cage vs Kotal Kahn
--> '''Cassie''': You seen a lot in your day?
--> '''Kotal Kahn''': [[BadassBoast I have survived]] [[WarGod many battles.]]
--> '''Cassie''': Then you know of the [[ArmorPiercingSlap bitch slap.]]
* Johnny Cage vs Alien
--> '''Alien''': [drops from above and extends arm blade]
--> '''Johnny Cage''': You know, your head looks like a dildo.
* Johnny Cage vs Alien (Again)
--> '''Johnny Cage''': [[MythologyGag It's game over, man!]]
--> '''Alien''': [hisses]
* Ermac vs. Ermac
-->'''Ermac 1''': We are many...\\
'''Ermac 2''': We are many more...\\
'''Ermac 1''': We are [[MotorMouth manymoreplusinfinitytimesinfinitynopaybacks.]]
* Kitana vs. Kitana
-->'''Kitana 1''': Save the future! Avoid Liu Kang!\\
'''Kitana 2''': Why? He's just a... "friend".\\
'''Kitana 1''': You totally slept with him, didn't you?
* Johnny Cage vs. Triborg
-->'''Johnny Cage''': [[SeenItAll Oh look, a robot.]]\\
'''Triborg''': Earthrealm's clown.\\
'''Johnny Cage''': [[BerserkButton Is it mechanically possible for you to fuck yourself?]] / [[MonsterClown Clowns are scarier than robots.]] Certified fact.
* Johnny Cage vs. Triborg (again)
-->'''Johnny Cage''': Hey, Rustbucket!\\
'''Triborg''': The Cyber-Lin Kuei are your superiors.\\
'''Johnny Cage''': [[GroinAttack Imma knock your sprockets]] [[{{Metaphorgotten}} through your rotary...system.]]
* Triborg vs. Johnny Cage
--> '''Triborg''': We are Triborg, ''human''...\\
'''Johnny Cage''': More like ''Fail''borg!\\
'''Triborg''': ''[[LamePunReaction PUN DETECTED.]] [[DisproportionateRetribution ERADICATE.]]''
* Triborg vs. Cassie Cage
--> '''Triborg''': Cassandra Cage...\\
'''Cassie Cage''': I'm being harassed by a toaster.\\
'''Triborg''': Prepare to be ''incinerated''!
* Cassie Cage vs. Triborg
--> '''Cassie Cage''': Anyone got a can opener?\\
'''Triborg''': Your death looms, Cassandra.\\
'''Cassie Cage''': Never mind. This one's a ''pop top''.
* Cassie Cage vs. Triborg (again)
--> '''Cassie Cage''': Triborg, huh? [[Film/StarTrekFirstContact What're you, Swedish?]]\\
'''Triborg''': My human origins are unimportant.\\
'''Cassie Cage''': (mocking Swedish accent) Oh, you like some tasty fish, ya for sure. / There are scarier nationalities. No offense.
* Erron Black vs. Triborg
--> '''Erron''': I suggest you hit the trail.\\
'''Triborg''': Your toys cannot harm me!\\
'''Erron''' My bullets cut through metal...''and [[PrecisionFStrike bullshit]]''.
* Triborg vs. Erron Black
--> '''Triborg''': What is your function?\\
'''Erron''': [[BadassBoast I put holes in tin cans.]]\\
'''Triborg''': [[PreAssKickingOneLiner Your weapons will be]] [[{{Pun}} silenced]]!
* Liu Kang vs Triborg
--> '''Liu Kang:''' Metal fool.\\
'''Triborg:''' I am physically superior.\\
'''Liu Kang:''' ...So, it's robotic down ''[[GagPenis there]]'' too?
* Mileena vs Triborg
--> '''Mileena:''' A toy. [[SarcasmMode How adorable.]]\\
'''Triborg:''' Your mockery will ''not'' be tolerated.\\
'''Mileena:''' Get used to it...
* Quan Chi vs Triborg
-->'''Triborg:''' Quan Chi.\\
'''Quan Chi:''' You found me. And now?\\
'''Triborg:''' [[LetsYouAndHimFight You're clever enough to figure it out]].
* Bo Rai'Cho vs. Johnny Cage
-->'''Bo Rai'Cho''': Your comments were very hurtful.\\
'''Johnny Cage''': Look, I'm sorry.\\
'''Bo Rai'Cho''': You degrade both me ''[[InsultToRocks and]]'' pregnant whales.
* Bo' Rai Cho vs. Johnny Cage (again)
-->'''Bo' Rai Cho''': Do not joke about my weight.\\
'''Johnny Cage''': Do not stand in front of the poster for "Fatty Needs a Yum-Yums" eating a pie. / Maybe if you would stop eating '''everything'''!\\
'''Bo' Rai Cho''': [[SarcasmMode Yes, the fault is clearly mine...]]
* Bo' Rai Cho vs. Johnny Cage ([[RuleOfThree yet again]])
-->'''Johnny Cage''': ''(exasperatedly)'' What do you want with me?\\
'''Bo' Rai Cho''': I will teach you [[DivingKick the flying kick]].\\
'''Johnny Cage:''' Like I give a flying… [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar mm… y'know.]]
* Sonya Blade vs. Bo' Rai Cho
-->'''Sonya''': You look like shit.\\
'''Bo' Rai Cho''': Just gassy. It will pass.\\
'''Sonya''': ''[[ThatCameOutWrong God, I hope not...]]''
* Mileena vs. Bo' Rai Cho
-->'''Mileena''': Who disturbs the Empress?\\
'''Bo' Rai Cho''': [[TheCaligula The "empress" is disturbed as is...]]\\
'''Mileena''': ''[[IResembleThatRemark I WILL RIP OUT YOUR THROAT!]]''
* Bo Rai'cho vs. Kenshi
-->'''Bo Rai'Cho''': You have a choice Kenshi\\
'''Kenshi''': Which is?\\
'''Bo Rai'Cho''': [[AntiClimax I forget.]] Let's fight!
* Bo Rai'cho vs. Predator
-->'''Predator:''' *''presses on wrist-worn device as we see his POV''*\\
'''Bo Rai'cho''': [[MythologyGag You're one ugly motherfucker!]]
* [[MirrorMatch Bo Rai'Cho vs Bo Rai'Cho]]
-->'''Bo Rai'Cho 2:''' Is something wrong?\\
'''Bo Rai'Cho 1:''' I'm seeing double.\\
'''Bo Rai'Cho 2:''' You're drunk! Go back to sleep!
* Erron Black vs. Bo' Rai Cho
-->'''Erron''': Run back to Raiden.\\
'''Bo' Rai Cho''': You expect me to run?!\\
'''Erron''': [[YouAreFat With a stitch in your side]] and [[ShotInTheAss a bullet in your ass]].
* Leatherface vs. Johnny Cage
-->'''Leatherface''': [revs his chainsaw and waves it around]\\
'''Johnny Cage''': What's that on your fa... [[ScreamingAtSquick OHHHHH!]]/[[SarcasmFailure That's just really fucked up, man...]]
* Bo' Rai Cho vs. Leatherface
-->'''Bo' Rai Cho''': [[ImprobableWeaponUser Your weapon is loud. And useless.]]\\
'''Leatherface''': [snarls]
* Leatherface vs. Bo' Rai Cho
-->'''Leatheface''': [revs his chainsaw and waves it around]\\
'''Bo' Rai Cho''': Your face is like...[[ShapedLikeItself leather]].
* Kenshi vs. Leatherface
-->'''Kenshi''': Mine's Sento. What do you call yours?\\
'''Leatherface''': [[TheUnintelligible RHARG!]]
* Bo' Rai Cho vs. Kung Lao
-->'''Bo' Rai Cho''': My favorite pupil.\\
'''Kung Lao''': I'll bet you tell Liu Kang the same thing.\\
'''Bo' Rai Cho''': [[OnSecondThought You're right, I take it back.]]
** [[BrickJoke Bo' Rai Cho vs. Liu Kang]]
--->'''Bo' Rai Cho''': My favorite pupil.\\
'''Liu Kang''': [[StrangeMindsThinkAlike I'll bet you tell Kung Lao the same thing.]]\\
'''Bo' Rai Cho''': With him, I mean it.
* Erron Black vs. Alien
--> '''Erron''': [[ChestBurster What chest did you pop out of?]]\\
'''Alien''': [''hisses'']
* Kenshi vs. Triborg:
-->'''Kenshi:''' You thugs are all alike!\\
'''Triborg:''' [[BadassBoast You've never seen anything like me.]]\\
'''Kenshi:''' [[StealthInsult Oh, I get it.]] [[DisabledSnarker 'Cause I'm blind.]]/[[MetaphoricallyTrue True,]] [[ExactWords in a literal sense.]]
* Kenshi vs. Triborg (again):
-->'''Kenshi:''' You did this to yourself on purpose.\\
'''Triborg:''' I am greater in every way.\\
'''Kenshi:''' You're certainly more of an [[PrecisionFStrike asshole.]]
* Kung Lao vs Triborg:
-->'''Kung Lao:''' Sān jīqìrén.[[note]]Chinese for 'three robot(s)'.[[/note]]\\
'''Triborg:''' You may call me Triborg.\\
'''Kung Lao:''' I call you 'ridiculous'.
* Kung Lao vs Leatherface:
-->'''Kung Lao:''' The tie is a nice touch.\\
'''Leatherface:''' ''[snarls]''
* Tanya vs Kung Lao:
-->'''Tanya:''' [[Theatre/RomeoAndJuliet Do you toss your hat at me?]]\\
'''Kung Lao:''' [[HiddenDepths I do toss my hat.]]\\
'''Tanya:''' [[WickedCultured If you do, I am for you.]]
* Leatherface vs Kenshi:
-->'''Leatherface:''' ''[raises and revs chainsaw]''\\
'''Kenshi:''' [[SkewedPriorities I like that you're wearing your safety apron.]]
* Kitana vs. Johnny Cage:
-->'''Kitana:''' Ugh... Cage...\\
'''Johnny Cage:''' [[{{Troll}} Want some of this?]]\\
'''Kitana:''' [[DeadpanSnarker I'm fairly certain no one does.]]
* Johnny Cage vs. Kitana:
-->'''Johnny Cage:''' [[WesternAnimation/{{Animaniacs}} Hello, nurse!]]\\
'''Kitana:''' ''[scoffs]'' [[LameComeback You're gonna need a... nurse!]]\\
'''Johnny Cage:''' Hot, but can't trash talk!
* Kitana vs. Johnny Cage (again):
-->'''Kitana:''' Is your name still on your chest?\\
'''Johnny Cage:''' Tattooed. Why?\\
'''Kitana:''' [[SarcasmMode Your ego knows no bounds.]]
* Bo' Rai Cho vs. Revenant Kung Lao:
-->'''Revenant Kung Lao''': Come here to inspect my [[NiceHat hat?]]\\
'''Bo' Rai Cho''': Pass it here, and [[ToiletHumor I'll relieve myself in it.]]\\
'''Revenant Kung Lao''': Do it and die.
[[Funny/MortalKombatX Click here]] to see the rest of the game's Funny Moments.
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* Cassie Cage vs. Liu Kang:
-->'''Cassie''': Liu Kang.\\
'''Liu Kang''': You enter the Dragon's Lair!\\
'''Cassie''': Wow, ''dork alert''.
* Cassie Cage vs. Revenant Liu Kang
-->'''Cassie''': You're not yourself, Liu Kang.\\
'''Revenant Liu Kang''': Pathetic child of idiot parents!\\
'''Cassie''': Now, you're just being a dick.
* Liu Kang vs. Cassie Cage
--> '''Liu Kang''': Your face looks like your mother's...\\
'''Cassie Cage''': Thanks. Yours looks like a butt.\\
'''Liu Kang''': ...and you have your father's mouth.
* Liu Kang vs. Jax
-->'''Liu Kang''': Prepare yourself, Jackson Briggs!\\
'''Jax''': What, we're not friends anymore?\\
'''Liu Kang''': Not for the next few minutes.
* Jax vs. Liu Kang
-->'''Jax''': Don't mess with me, Luke.\\
'''Liu Kang''': I will do more than "mess with you"!\\
'''Jax''': ''That'' is messing with me.
* Cassie Cage vs. Kotal Kahn:
--> '''Cassie Cage''': Nice miniskirt.\\
'''Kotal Kahn''': A joke at my expense?\\
'''Cassie Cage''': Nah, [[JustForPun it's yours for free]].
* Cassie Cage vs. Raiden:
-->'''Cassie''': Help me conjure green energy, OK?\\
'''Raiden''': You have not your father's gift.\\
'''Cassie''': You kinda suck as a mentor.
* Cassie Cage vs. Quan Chi
-->'''Cassie Cage''': Hey, Humpty Dumpty.\\
'''Quan Chi''': Only a fool would speak to me thusly.\\
'''Cassie Cage''': Only a dork would say "thusly."
* Cassie Cage Vs. Scorpion:
-->'''Cassie Cage''': Scorpion.\\
'''Scorpion''': Your end is near.\\
'''Cassie Cage''': You'd best keep your hands off it.
* Cassie Cage vs. Raiden:
-->'''Cassie Cage''': Why didn't you train my father?\\
'''Raiden''': There is no training [[ItsAllAboutMe Johnny]] [[AttentionWhore Cage]]...\\
'''Cassie Cage''': [[DamnedByFaintPraise Just last week, he used a napkin]]!
* Scorpion vs. Cassie Cage
-->'''Scorpion''': A wise man learns from defeat...\\
'''Cassie Cage''': [[DeadpanSnarker Yeah, uh, not a man./You must be very wise, then.]]\\
'''Scorpion''': ...but can also learn from pain!
* [[OverlyLongGag Cassie Cage]] vs Kitana:
-->'''Cassie Cage''': Princess.\\
'''Kitana''': Your very presence mocks me.\\
'''Cassie Cage''': Sorry, did you just say "kick my ass"?
* [[MirrorMatch Cassie Cage Vs. Cassie Cage]]:
-->'''Cassie Cage 1''': Funny.\\
'''Cassie Cage 2''': You know what's funny? [[LameComeback Your face.]]\\
'''Cassie Cage 1''': Dude, you've just insulted yourself...
* Cassie Cage vs. Johnny Cage
--> '''Cassie Cage''': [[{{Pun}} Cage match!]]\\
'''Johnny Cage''': [[LamePunReaction You didn't just say that...]]\\
'''Cassie Cage''': [[LikeFatherLikeSon I am your daughter...]]
* Cassie Cage vs. Johnny Cage
--> '''Johnny Cage''': Think you can take your old man?\\
'''Cassie Cage''': Not a problem.\\
'''Johnny Cage''': [[YourMom Your mother wears army boots]].
* Cassie Cage vs. Kung Lao
--> '''Cassie''': Move it or lose it.\\
'''Kung Lao''': Move what or lose what?\\
'''Cassie''': Your ass, or your ass.
* Kung Lao vs. Cassie Cage
--> '''Kung Lao''': The lesser Cage...\\
'''Cassie Cage''': Liu Kang Lite!\\
'''Kung Lao''': [[BerserkButton A mouth in search of a fist!]]
* Kung Lao vs. Kung Lao
--> '''Kung Lao 1:''' Should I trust you?\\
'''Kung Lao 2:''' Probably not.\\
'''Kung Lao 1:''' A trustworthy response.
* Kano vs Raiden
-->'''Kano''': Hmm, the big cheese.\\
'''Raiden''': This day will not end well for you...\\
'''Kano''': ''(spits)'' [[DudeNotFunny Get your crystal ball fixed!]]
* Johnny Cage vs. Ermac
-->'''Johnny Cage''': Film/TheMummyReturns.\\
'''Ermac''': [[LamePunReaction You annoy us, Earthrealm fool!]]\\
'''Johnny Cage''': [[{{Troll}} Is that supposed to make me feel bad?]]
* Johnny Cage vs. Kano
-->'''Johnny Cage''': [[CallBack Didn't you throw me]] [[VideoGame/MortalKombat9 off a bridge?]]\\
'''Kano''': Guilty as charged!\\
'''Johnny Cage''': It's payback time!
* Johnny Cage vs. Kano (again)
-->'''Johnny Cage''': ''Scumbag''...\\
'''Kano''': ''Tosser''...\\
'''Johnny Cage''': You're getting a [[GroinAttack punch]] [[LandDownUnder down]] [[JustForPun under]]!
* Johnny Cage vs. Liu Kang
--> '''Johnny''': How ya doin', [[MaliciousMisnaming Lulu]]?\\
'''Liu Kang''': Consider to whom you speak.\\
'''Johnny''': Sorry, ''Mister'' Lulu.
* D'Vorah vs Kano:
-->'''D'Vorah''': Kano...\\
'''[[{{Cyborg}} Kano]]''': Hello, my lovely.\\
'''[[InsectQueen D'vorah]]''': [[EvenEvilHasStandards You repulse us, hideous one.]]
* Reptile vs. Kung Lao:
-->'''Kung Lao''': [[MartialPacifist I have no quarrel with you...]]\\
'''Reptile''': I will tear your flesh!\\
'''Kung Lao''': ...I ''[[OnSecondThought now]]'' have a quarrel with you.
* Reptile vs. Kung Lao:
-->'''Kung Laio''': Face me, Zatteran!\\
'''Reptile''': You challenge me?\\
'''Kung Lao''': I know you're challenged as is.
* Kitana vs. Kung Lao:
-->'''Kitana''': Kung Lao.\\
'''Kung Lao''': You seek a challenge, Kitana?\\
'''Kitana''': Yes, but you will do.
* Johnny Cage vs. Sub Zero:
-->'''Johnny Cage''': [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons ICE to see you!]]\\
'''Sub Zero''': [[LamePunReaction Must everything be a joke?]]\\
'''Johnny Cage:''' [[BluntYes Yeah. It does.]]
* Johnny Cage vs. Sub-Zero (again)
--> '''Sub-Zero''': You approach me as a foe.\\
'''Johnny Cage''': [[DeadpanSnarker Nah, I'm just outta ice cubes]].\\
'''Sub-Zero''': [[WithFriendsLikeThese At times, I regret our alliance...]]
* Johnny Cage vs. Sub-Zero (yet again)
--> '''Johnny Cage''': You lost, Koldilocks?\\
'''Sub-Zero''': I have found what I sought.\\
'''Johnny Cage''': I thought you'd be looking for the Three ''Brrrrs''! / Well, I hope you brought snacks.
* Takeda vs. Sub-Zero
--> '''Takeda''': Scorpion talked about you on day one!\\
'''Sub-Zero''': He should've taught you how to defeat me...\\
'''Takeda''': That was ''day two''!
* Takeda vs. Reptile:
--> '''Takeda''': Ugh, you been rolling in trash?\\
'''Reptile''': [[NoRespectGuy Respect me]], human!\\
'''Takeda''': I'm serious, you smell awful.
* Kung Jin vs. Takeda:
--> '''Kung Jin''': What am I thinking?\\
'''Takeda''': You were thinking?\\
'''Kung Jin''': ''Funny...real funny...''
* Takeda vs. Mileena
--> '''Takeda''': Mileena...\\
'''Mileena''': ''Fresh meat~''...\\
'''Takeda''': [[FetishRetardant It's just not sexy when you say that.]]
* Takeda vs. Kano
-->'''Takeda''': Gonna stab you with my knife!\\
'''Kano''': [[ShoutOut That's not]] [[Film/CrocodileDundee a knife...]]\\
'''Takeda''': [[IAlwaysWantedToSayThat I got ya to say it!]]
* Kano vs. Kitana
--> '''Kano''': Sorry, love. NothingPersonal.\\
'''Kitana''': What you will not do for money...\\
'''Kano''': (''spits'') I'd do you for free.
* Johnny Cage vs. Kung Jin
-->'''Johnny Cage''': Gonna test you, Jin!\\
'''Kung Jin''': Gonna get me an A-plus-plus!\\
'''Johnny Cage''': Or be flat on your A-S-S.
* Johnny Cage vs. Kung Jin (Again)
--> '''Kung Jin:''' Another test? Really?\\
'''Johnny Cage:''' Don't give me an attitude.\\
'''Kung Jin:''' How about a concussion?
* Kung Jin vs D'vorah
-->'''Kung Jin''': D'vorah.\\
'''D'vorah''': As you suffer, we enjoy.\\
'''Kung Jin''': [[YouTalkTooMuch As you talk, we punch your face.]]
* Johnny Cage vs. Kotal Khan (in the Outworld Marketplace)
-->'''Johnny Cage''': Any of these shops yours?\\
'''Kotal Khan''': This entire marketplace is mine.\\
'''Johnny Cage''': Then maybe they'll give you some pants!
* Kitana vs. Sonya Blade
-->'''Kitana''': ''Raiden's princess...''\\
'''Sonya''': I wasn't even prom queen.\\
'''Kitana''': You shall be crowned, nevertheless!
* Sonya Blade vs. Sub-Zero
--> '''Sonya Blade''': Why no female Lin Kuei?\\
'''Sub-Zero''': There are. Frost, chief among them.\\
'''Sonya Blade''': [[PreAsskickingOneLiner I'll kick her ass next.]]
* Cassie Cage vs. Jacqui Briggs
-->'''Cassie''': Don't speak to me ever.\\
'''Jacqui''': I just said your dad's [[SilverFox kind of hot]]...\\
'''Cassie''': ''[[NoJustNoReaction Stop it!]]''
* Jacqui Briggs vs. Cassie Cage
-->'''Jacqui''': Sure you're ready for this?\\
'''Cassie''': Sure as your name's "Bitchface".\\
'''Jacqui''': See, now I gotta hurt you.
* Cassie Cage vs. Jacqui Briggs
-->'''Cassie''': You wanted something?\\
'''Jacqui''': Permission to strike a superior officer?\\
'''Cassie''': ''Denied''.
* Jacqui Briggs vs. Cassie Cage
-->'''Jacqui''': [[MyDadCanBeatUpYourDad My dad's bigger than yours.]]\\
'''Cassie''': [[DidYouJustPunchOutCthulhu My dad beat up Shinnok.]]\\
'''Jacqui''': [[{{Touche}} Well played.]]
* Jacqui Briggs vs. Cassie Cage
-->'''Jacqui''': [[VitriolicBestBuds Hey girlfriend!]]\\
'''Cassie''': [[DesignatedGirlFight Oooh, we having a catfight now?]]\\
'''Jacqui''': ''[[DeadpanSnarker The boys are gonna love this...]]''
* Kitana vs. Kung Jin
-->'''Kitana''': Lowly neophyte...\\
'''Kung Jin''': "Neo", maybe. "{{F|unWithHomophones}}ight", definitely!\\
'''Kitana''': [[BringIt Very well...]]
* Jacqui Briggs vs. Sub-Zero
-->'''Jacqui:''' The Lin Kuei are good guys now?\\
'''Sub-Zero:''' The thin blue line obstructing Earthrealm's foes.\\
'''Jacqui:''' ''Pretty'' sure you stole that from somewhere...
* Jacqui Briggs vs. Kung Lao
-->'''Jacqui:''' I'm not afraid of you.\\
'''Kung Lao:''' How might I change your mind?\\
'''Jacqui:''' Change your name to "[[AlwaysSomeoneBetter Liu Kang]]".
* Johnny Cage vs. Sonya Blade
-->'''Johnny''': Talk to me.\\
'''Sonya''': That would mean you'd have to keep quiet...\\
'''Johnny''': You're right, never mind.
* Erron Black vs. Kung Jin
-->'''Erron Black:''' Ready to eat lead?\\
'''Kung Jin:''' Trying to cut down.\\
'''Erron Black:''' Well, here comes a double helping.
* [[MirrorMatch Cassie Cage vs. Cassie Cage]]
-->'''Cassie Cage 1''': We don't want to be seen together!\\
'''Cassie Cage 2''': Alright, alright!\\
'''Cassie Cage 1''': [[TwinSwitch They can't find out we're twins!]]
* Erron Black vs. Sonya Blade
-->'''Erron Black''': [[AmazonChaser Girls with guns, always hot.]]\\
'''Sonya Blade''': [[AssShove I'll shove 'em up your ass and fire.]]\\
'''Erron Black''': [[{{Beat}} ...]][[VerbalBackspace Almost always hot.]]
* Sonya Blade vs. Erron Black
-->'''Sonya Blade''': The gunslinger...\\
'''Erron Black''': [[AmazonChaser I can take you away from all this~...]]\\
'''Sonya Blade''': [[WeirdnessMagnet I must be a jerk magnet.]]
* Jacqui Briggs vs Erron Black
-->'''Jacqui Briggs''': I really don't like you.\\
'''Erron Black''': I really don't care.\\
'''Jacqui Briggs''': As long as we're straight on that.
* Erron Black vs Johnny Cage
-->'''Erron Black''': What ill wind blew you here?\\
'''Johnny Cage''': [[HehHehYouSaidX Ha! You said blew!]] / Same one that knocked you outta the ugly tree!\\
'''Erron Black''': ''Child.'' / Bad idea to insult me.
* Mileena vs Kano
-->'''Mileena''': Any final words?\\
'''Kano''': How about "reconstructive dentistry"?\\
'''Mileena''': Obnoxious 'til the end.
* Kano vs. Mileena
-->'''Kano''': Mileena...\\
'''Mileena''': I want my gold back!\\
'''Kano''': *''spit''* Sorry, ''no refunds''!
* Jax vs Johnny Cage
-->'''Jax''': What do you want, Cage?\\
'''Johnny Cage''': Thought you could use a work out.\\
'''Jax''': Aren't you busy making another shitty movie?
* Goro vs. Johnny Cage
-->'''Goro''': Johnny Cage!\\
'''Johnny Cage''': [[MythologyGag Don't you owe me]] [[Film/MortalKombat some sunglasses?]]\\
'''Goro''': ''Here'' is what you are owed!
* Johnny Cage vs. Goro
-->'''Johnny Cage''': Headin' for a fall, Goro.\\
'''Goro''': How, exactly?\\
'''Johnny Cage''': [[CallBack Shokan have]] [[UnusualEuphemism yamsacks,]] [[GroinAttack right?]]/'Cos I'm gonna punch your [[PrecisionFStrike fuckin']] ''balls.''
* [=Ferra/Torr=] vs. Ermac
-->'''Ferra''': Mac-Mac...\\
'''Ermac''': ''Your lives are forfeit''...\\
'''Ferra''': You four-foot, ghost-man!
* Liu Kang vs. Ermac
-->'''Liu Kang''': Ermac...\\
'''Ermac''': ''Retreat, or be destroyed.''\\
'''Liu Kang''': [[TakeAThirdOption There is a third option:]] ''[[PreAsskickingOneLiner Your demise!]]''
* Mileena vs. Kung Jin
-->'''Mileena''': Let's see you~...\\
'''Kung Jin''': [[SorryImGay 'Fraid you're not my type.]]\\
'''Mileena''': I see no reason to spare you.
* Liu Kang vs. Mileena
-->'''Liu Kang''': Please close your mouth.\\
'''Mileena''': I will not be silenced!\\
'''Liu Kang''': That is ''not'' what I meant.
* Ermac vs. Goro
-->'''Ermac''': ''Goro''...\\
'''Goro''': Do you harbor Shokan souls?\\
'''Ermac''': ''[[PreAsskickingOneLiner Not yet...]]''
* Kung Jin vs. Goro
-->'''Kung Jin''': ''Goro''...\\
'''Goro''': The house of Kung will fall!\\
'''Kung Jin''': ...[[InsultBackfire right on your friggin' head!]]
* Mileena vs. Kung Lao
--> '''Mileena''': [[PairTheSpares So... you]] [[FoeYay and I...]]\\
'''Kung Lao''': [[NoJustNoReaction Do not even think of it!]]\\
'''Mileena''': You are right, you are unworthy...
* [[MirrorMatch Johnny Cage vs. Johnny Cage]]
--> '''Johnny Cage 1''': Just steer clear of the face.\\
'''Johnny Cage 2''': Don't mess up the hair.\\
'''Johnny Cage 1''': Deal!
* Johnny Cage vs. Johnny Cage (again)
--> '''Johnny Cage 1''': This is embarrassing...\\
'''Johnny Cage 2''': [[JustForPun Don't beat yourself up over it.]]\\
'''Johnny Cage 1''': [[SelfDeprecation Wow, I am annoying.]]
* Johnny Cage vs. Johnny Cage ([[OverlyLongGag yet again]])
--> '''Johnny Cage 1''': Is this for real?\\
'''Johnny Cage 2''': How many of us are there?\\
'''Johnny Cage 1''': ThereCanBeOnlyOne!
* Johnny Cage vs. Raiden
--> '''Johnny Cage''': Fifty bucks says I win.\\
'''Raiden''': I do not wager money.\\
'''Johnny Cage''': Then I get to wear [[NiceHat your hat]].
* Johnny Cage vs. Raiden (again)
--> '''Johnny Cage''': [[SarcasmMode Your Holiness.]]\\
'''Raiden''': This is not a time for levity.\\
'''Johnny Cage''': Good, 'cause I can't fly.
* Raiden vs. Johnny Cage
--> '''Raiden''': Johnny Cage...\\
'''Johnny Cage''': [[TheNicknamer Raidonkulous.../Ray-Diddy!/Raiden...tal...floss...]]\\
'''Raiden''': [[TheFriendNobodyLikes You weary me...]].
* Raiden vs. Johnny Cage (Normal/In Quan Chi's fortress)
--> '''Raiden''': You followed me...\\
'''Johnny Cage''': You need me here.\\
'''Raiden''': [[TheFriendNobodyLikes Has anyone ever agreed with that statement?/It wouldn't be hell without Johnny Cage.]]
* Quan Chi vs. Raiden
--> '''Quan Chi''': Ah, Lord Raiden...\\
'''Raiden''': [[PreAsskickingOneLiner I have foreseen your defeat!]]\\
'''Quan Chi''': [[VideoGame/MortalKombat9 Your predictions]] [[NiceJobBreakingItHero fail to impress.]]
* [[MirrorMatch Quan Chi vs. Quan Chi]]
--> '''Quan Chi 1''': We mustn't fight!\\
'''Quan Chi 2''': I'm afraid we must.\\
'''Quan Chi 1''': You were my only friend...
* Quan Chi vs. [=Ferra/Torr=]
--> '''Ferra''': [[VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog Eggman.]]\\
'''Quan Chi''': Be silent, like your friend.\\
'''Ferra''': Eggman go crack-crack!
* Quan Chi vs. Kano
--> '''Quan Chi''': Why have we never done business?\\
'''Kano''': Didn't want to end up a zombie.\\
'''Quan Chi''': [[StealthInsult It might increase your intelligence.]]
* Kano vs. Quan Chi
--> '''Kano:''' Quan Chi...\\
'''Quan Chi:''' Kano. Business or pleasure?\\
'''Kano:''' I'm here to kill you, so both.
* Takeda vs Jacqui Briggs
--> '''Takeda''': What's up?\\
'''Jacqui Briggs''': Thought I'd slap you around a bit.\\
''' Takeda''': [[SexIsViolence Alright then!]]
* Takeda vs Jacqui Briggs
--> '''Takeda''': Lets not do this.\\
'''Jacqui Briggs''': [[DoubleEntendre Don't wanna wrestle me to the ground?]]\\
''' Takeda''': [[TheUnishment Okay, let's do this.]]
* Takeda vs. Jax
--> '''Takeda''': Is this about me dating Jacqui?\\
'''Jax''': [[PapaWolf You're]] ''[[PapaWolf dating]]'' [[PapaWolf Jacqui?]]\\
''' Takeda''': [[ThisIsGonnaSuck Real smooth, Takeda]].
* Takeda vs. Jax (again)
--> '''Takeda''': [[SmokingIsNotCool You smoke too many cigars]].\\
'''Jax''': [[BadassBoast Well, I win a lot]].\\
'''Takeda''': [[PreAssKickingOneLiner I'll help you kick the habit]].
* [[MirrorMatch Erron Black vs. Erron Black]]
--> '''Erron Black 1''': Mind games don't work on me.\\
'''Erron Black 2''': [[StealthInsult There's an obvious insult there...]]\\
'''Erron Black 1''': [[PreAssKickingOneLiner Y'best shut up and draw.]]
* Erron Black vs. Erron Black (Again)
--> '''Erron Black 1''': [[SincerestFormOfFlattery I'm flattered...]]\\
'''Erron Black 2''': I'm you, idiot!\\
'''Erron Black 1''': [[BerserkButton I'm no longer amused...]]
* Erron Black vs. Cassie Cage
--> '''Erron''': Sergeant Cage...\\
'''Cassie''': Here, fugly. Now what?\\
'''Erron''': ''Let's teach you some manners''...
* Mileena vs. Johnny Cage
--> '''Mileena''': Repulsive human!\\
'''Johnny Cage''': Sleeping with Baraka's repulsive.\\
'''Mileena''': ''Who told you this?!''
* Johnny Cage vs. Mileena
--> '''Johnny Cage''': How ya doing, ButterFace?\\
'''Mileena''': That had better be a compliment!\\
'''Johnny Cage''': Best I can do.
* Kitana vs. Kenshi
-->'''Kitana''': Your sword contains ghosts?\\
'''Kenshi''': My warrior ancestors.\\
'''Kitana''': [[Really700YearsOld I probably killed some of them]]!
* Kenshi vs. Mileena
--> '''Kenshi''': You will feel Sento's bite.\\
'''Mileena''': [[NightmareFetishist The anticipation's killing me.]]\\
'''Kenshi''': [[DeadpanSnarker No, that would be me]].
* [[MirrorMatch Mileena vs. Mileena]]
--> '''Mileena 1''': How is this possible?!\\
'''Mileena 2''': [[CloneArmy Shang Tsung created many of us]]!\\
'''Mileena 1''': ''THEN I WILL KILL ALL OF US!''
* Liu Kang vs. Kotal Kahn
--> '''Liu Kang''': Kotal Kahn.\\
'''Kotal Kahn''': You will fail against Outworld's best.\\
'''Liu Kang''': [[CallBack Goro, Shang Tsung,]] [[VideoGame/MortalKombat9 or Shao Kahn]]?
* Erron Black vs. Kitana
--> '''Erron''': The fallen princess...\\
'''Kitana''': The wandering fool...\\
'''Erron''': [[DeadpanSnarker Introductions complete, let's go]].
* Jax vs. Kung Jin
--> '''Jax''': How shall we spend our time today?\\
'''Kung Jin''': Gimme all you got, has-been!\\
'''Jax''': Day at the hospital, it is!
* Erron Black vs. Sub-Zero
--> '''Erron''': You're an easy target\\
'''Sub-Zero''': As are you.\\
'''Erron''': [[WhyDontYouJustShootHim Bullets beat]] [[AnIcePerson snowballs]] any day.
* Kano vs. Scorpion
--> '''Kano''': I'll have that roped spear.\\
'''Scorpion''': It is not for sale.\\
'''Kano''': *spit* Who said I'd want to buy it?
* Kung Lao vs. Kano
--> '''Kung Lao''': [[VideoGame/MortalKombatDeception Kira]].\\
'''Kano''': "''Kano''", y'bloody prick!\\
'''Kung Lao''': Whatever.
* Kano vs. Kung Lao
--> '''Kano''': [[MaliciousMisnaming Liu Kang]].\\
'''Kung Lao''': [[BerserkButton Scum! You face Kung Lao!]]\\
'''Kano''': *''spit''* [[IronicEcho Whatever]].
* Erron Black vs. Quan Chi
--> '''Erron''': We don't want any.\\
'''Quan Chi''': Any of what?\\
'''Erron''': Whatever [[PrecisionFStrike bullshit]] you're peddling.
* Erron Black vs. Quan Chi (again)
--> '''Erron''': I'm here, Quan Chi.\\
'''Quan Chi''': [[AllAccordingToPlan As I had predicted...]]\\
'''Erron''': ''[[WhyDontYouJustShootHim Couple of bullets oughta deflate that ego...]]''
* Mileena vs. Erron Black
--> '''Mileena''': You aided the usurper!\\
'''Erron''': [[OnlyInItForTheMoney He offered more koins]].\\
'''Mileena''': ...''[[PreAssKickingOneLiner and no protection]]''...
* Mileena vs Johnny Cage
-->'''Mileena''': The failed actor.\\
'''Johnny Cage''': [[BerserkButton Gonna grab my awards and shove 'em through your skull.]]\\
'''Mileena''': Touchy, aren't we?
* Kenshi vs. Reptile
--> '''Kenshi''': Reptile.\\
'''Reptile''': You will not read my thoughts!\\
'''Kenshi''': There is ''[[StealthInsult very little]]'' to read.
* [[MirrorMatch Kung Jin vs Kung Jin]]
--> '''Kung Jin 1''': Alright then.\\
'''Kung Jin 2''': We gonna fight or what?\\
'''Kung Jin 1''': [[LampshadeHanging Seven years bad luck, but... okay]].
* Kung Jin vs Kung Jin (again)
--> '''Kung Jin 1''': A doppelgänger?\\
'''Kung Jin 2''': [[NoYou I know you are, but what am I?]]\\
'''Kung Jin 1''': [[DeadpanSnarker Twelve years old, apparently.]]
* Kung Jin vs Shinnok
-->'''Kung Jin''': Good evening, bishop.\\
'''Shinnok''': Humor won't mask your weakness.\\
'''Kung Jin''': [[FashionVictimVillain Like a silly hat over a bald spot?]]
* [[MirrorMatch Jax vs. Jax]]
--> '''Jax 1''': There's two of us?!\\
'''Jax 2''': Only gonna be one in a minute!\\
'''Jax 1''': [[Film/LethalWeapon I'm too old for this shit]]...
* [[MirrorMatch Jax vs. Revanent Jax]]
-->'''Jax''': How is this possible?\\
'''Revanent Jax''': ''Quan Chi, that's how.''\\
'''Jax''': He's getting a visit after this.
* Sonya Blade vs. Jax
--> '''Sonya''': Mr. Briggs...\\
'''Jax''': ''Mrs. Cage''...\\
'''Sonya''': [[BerserkButton You'll pay for that one.]]
* Erron Black vs. Jacqui Briggs
--> '''Erron''': I have a problem...\\
'''Jacqui''': 'Your pee pee hurts?'/Looks aren't everything...\\
'''Erron''': ''[[BerserkButton Now you have a problem...]]''
* Erron Black vs. Jacqui Briggs (again)
--> '''Erron''': [[AbhorrentAdmirer Hello, beautiful...]]\\
'''Jacqui''': You're messing with the wrong girl...\\
'''Erron''': ''[[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything But it feels so right...]]''
* Erron Black vs. Jax
--> '''Erron''': State your business!\\
'''Jax''': You better be smiling when you say that!\\
'''Erron''': I'll be smilin' in a minute.
* Erron Black vs. Jax (Again)
--> '''Erron''': You a good shot, Briggs?\\
'''Jax''': [[BadassBoast You don't wanna know]]!\\
'''Erron''': [[BringIt Sure I do]].
* Erron Black vs. Scorpion
--> '''Erron''': [[TranquilFury I'm not happy, Scorpion...]]\\
'''Scorpion''': [[UnstoppableRage Your anger PALES before mine]]!\\
'''Erron''': ''[[InsultBackfire That]]'' [[DeadpanSnarker doesn't calm me down]].
* Takeda vs. D'Vorah
--> '''Takeda''': D'Vorah.\\
'''D'Vorah''': [[FantasticRacism Your race disgusts this one]].\\
'''Takeda''': [[HypocrisyNod Hi pot! I'm the kettle!]]
* [[MirrorMatch Ferra/Torr vs. Ferra/Torr]]
--> '''Ferra 1''': Why you look like we?\\
'''Ferra 2''': Why ''you'' look like ''we''?\\
'''Ferra 1''': That not funny!
* Liu Kang vs. Mileena
--> '''Liu Kang''': Mileena...\\
'''Mileena''': ''[[{{Yandere}} Sister's boyfriend~!]]''\\
'''Liu Kang''': [[HereWeGoAgain Insane as always...]]
* Liu Kang vs. Kung Lao
--> '''Liu Kang''': Shaolin wushu has no equal.\\
'''Kung Lao''': Kung Lun Chuan is far superior.\\
'''Liu Kang''': [[PrecisionFStrike Asshole]]...
* Takeda vs. Ferra/Torr
--> '''Takeda''': Another chance to fight the idiot twins.\\
'''Ferra ''': [[ITakeOffenseToThatLastOne We not twins!]]\\
'''Takeda''': [[InsultBackfire Annnd there you go.]]
* Takeda vs. Cassie Cage
--> '''Takeda''': Think you can beat me, Cass?\\
'''Cassie Cage''': You mean ''without'' breaking a nail?\\
'''Takeda''': Oh, it's ON now!
* [[MirrorMatch Takeda vs. Takeda]]
--> '''Takeda 1''': Is this another test?\\
'''Takeda 2''': [[HeadsIWinTailsYouLose Either way, Takeda wins]].\\
'''Takeda 1''': Good point.
* Takeda vs. Takeda (Again)
--> '''Takeda 1''': A familiar face!\\
'''Takeda 2''': [[BadassBoast We look alike, but we don't fight alike]].\\
'''Takeda 1''': [[InsultBackfire So... you know I'm better?]]
* Takeda vs. Takeda ([[RuleOfThree Again]])
--> '''Takeda 1''': What's going on?\\
'''Takeda 2''': [[TalkingToHimself You're talking to yourself]].\\
'''Takeda 1''': [[CloudCuckooLander Bugshit crazy! Got it!]]
* Takeda vs. Takeda ([[OverlyLongGag Yet Again]])
--> '''Takeda 1''': Figured you for a friendly.\\
'''Takeda 2''': Can't predict the tides of war...\\
'''Takeda 1''': Didn't peg you for a punk though!
* Takeda vs. Kung Lao
--> '''Takeda''': I knew you were coming.\\
'''Kung Lao''': [[{{Telepathy}} Guess you read my mind...]]\\
'''Takeda''': [[ThePigpen I saw the stink lines rising off you!]]
* Takeda vs. Kitana
--> '''Takeda''': [[WhatTheHellHero I never considered you an enemy]].\\
'''Kitana''': [[UnknownRival I never considered you]] ''[[UnknownRival at all.]]''\\
'''Takeda''': ''[[ITakeOffenseToThatLastOne Now that's just hurtful!]]''
* Raiden vs. Sonya Blade
-->'''Raiden''': I sense your confusion.\\
'''Sonya''': Gonna sense my boot in your ass-\\
'''Raiden''': (''cutting off Sonya'') Sonya Blade! I will not tolerate hostility!
* Erron Black vs. Raiden
--> '''Erron''': Y'gonna put up a fight, Raiden?\\
'''Raiden''': [[AskAStupidQuestion What do you think?]]\\
'''Erron''': [[MoneyDearBoy Think I'm about to make some money.]]
* Erron Black vs. Raiden (again)
--> '''Erron''': ''Raiden''...\\
'''Raiden''': [[DidYouJustFlipOffCthulhu You would oppose a god?]]\\
'''Erron''': [[OnlyInItForTheMoney If the money were good enough]].
* Raiden vs. Erron Black
--> '''Raiden''': As I suspected...\\
'''Erron''': [[DeadpanSnarker Nice to see you too, Raiden]]...\\
'''Raiden''': [[EveryoneHasStandards I have no patience for mercenaries]].
* Erron Black vs. [=Ferra/Torr=]
--> '''Erron''': Just walk away, Torr.\\
'''Ferra''': Torr walk on your head!\\
'''Erron''': [[HollywoodAtheist Further proof of a godless universe]]...
* [=Ferra/Torr=] vs. Erron Black
--> '''Ferra''': Ready go, Shoot-Shoot?\\
'''Erron''': Yeah, something like that...\\
'''Ferra''': Then Torr stomp guts out!
* Johnny Cage vs. Erron Black
--> '''Johnny''': Stay focused, cowboy!\\
'''Erron''': I'm ''always'' focused.\\
'''Johnny''': [[SchmuckBait So it doesn't bother you that]] [[GoLookAtTheDistraction your shoe's untied?]]
* Johnny Cage vs. Quan Chi
--> '''Johnny''': Quan Chi...\\
'''Quan Chi''': [[BadassBoast My sorcery is insurmountable!]]\\
'''Johnny Cage''': ''[[GoLookAtTheDistraction Your fly's open!]]''
* Takeda vs. Erron Black
--> '''Takeda''': Let's go a couple rounds.\\
'''Erron''': ''You haven't got a prayer...''\\
'''Takeda''': If you've got one, [[SayYourPrayers say it now]]!
* Kenshi vs. Kung Lao
--> '''Kenshi''': [[ApologeticAttacker I am sorry for your loss]]...\\
'''Kung Lao''': What loss?\\
'''Kenshi''': [[{{Beat}} ...]]''[[FiveSecondForeshadowing This one!]]''
* Kenshi vs. Kung Lao
--> '''Kenshi''': Kung Lao...\\
'''Kung Lao''': [[WhatTheHellHero You seek my death?!]]\\
'''Kenshi''': [[{{Troll}} Just your humiliation.]]
* Johnny Cage vs. Reptile
--> '''Johnny Cage''': And how are we today?\\
'''Reptile''': Be forewarned, my anger is great!\\
'''Johnny Cage''': Nothing worse than a cranky frog...
* Johnny Cage vs. Reptile (again)
--> '''Johnny Cage''': Reptile.\\
'''Reptile''': You wish for agonizing pain?\\
'''Johnny Cage''': [[DeadpanSnarker Sure. Why not?]]
* Reptile vs. Johnny Cage
--> '''Reptile''': ''The actor''...\\
'''Johnny Cage''': Just like you, [[IncrediblyLamePun working for scale]].\\
'''Reptile''': [[LamePunReaction Killing you will be a pleasure]]!
* Johnny Cage vs. Shinnok
--> '''Johnny Cage''': Grandpa.\\
'''Shinnok''': [[VillainousBreakdown I will rip your insolent tongue from]]-!\\
'''Johnny Cage''': [[ShutUpHannibal Yeah yeah, shut up]].
* Johnny Cage vs. Shinnok (again)
--> '''Johnny Cage''': You shouldn't be here.\\
'''Shinnok''': [[DidYouJustFlipOffCthulhu You would question]] ''[[DidYouJustFlipOffCthulhu me]]''?\\
'''Johnny Cage''': [[RhetoricalQuestionBlunder Okay. Why an ass for a face?]]
* Shinnok vs. Johnny Cage
-->'''Shinnok''': [[DidYouJustFlipOffCthulhu You can defeat an Elder God?]]\\
'''Johnny Cage''': ''Former'' Elder God. And yes.\\
'''Shinnok''': ''[[BringIt Proceed...]]''
* Cassie Cage vs. Shinnok
--> '''Cassie Cage''': [[FashionVictimVillain Is]] ''[[FashionVictimVillain that]]'' [[FashionVictimVillain what Elder Gods are wearing?]]\\
'''Shinnok''': Elder Gods are my enemy.\\
'''Cassie Cage''': ''They booted your ass!''
* Cassie Cage vs. Shinnok (again)
--> '''Cassie Cage''': [[DeadpanSnarker Your wife mind you wearin' her clothes?]]\\
'''Shinnok''': I do not suffer fools gladly...\\
'''Cassie Cage''': [[StealthInsult There's lots of ways to make you suffer]].
* Johnny Cage vs. Ferra/Torr
--> '''[[PopCulturedBadass Johnny Cage]]''': [[ShoutOut Master]] [[Film/MadMaxBeyondThunderdome Blaster]].\\
'''Ferra''': ''[[HeyThatsMyLine Ferra make the rhyme!]]''\\
'''Johnny Cage''': [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar You got a rhyme for "duck plue"?]]
* Johnny Cage vs. Jax
--> '''[[PopCulturedBadass Johnny Cage]]''': What's happening, [[Film/TheWizardOfOz Tin Man]]?\\
'''Jax''': ''[[LamePunReaction GOD, I hate your movie references...]]''\\
'''Johnny Cage''': ''Annnnd'' [[{{Troll}} Action]]!
* Jacqui Briggs vs. Johnny Cage
-->'''Jacqui Briggs''': No jokes, let's do it.\\
'''Johnny Cage''': [[ThatsWhatSheSaid That's what]] [[{{Troll}} she said!]]\\
'''Jacqui Briggs''': It never stops...
* [[Franchise/FridayThe13th Jason Voorhees]] vs. Johnny Cage
--> '''Jason''': *''silently drags a victim with him onto the battlefield, then pulls his machete out of their skull''*\\
'''Johnny Cage''': [[SarcasmFailure Ohhh.....freak]].
* [[Franchise/FridayThe13th Jason Voorhees]] vs. Cassie Cage
--> '''Jason''': *''silently drags a victim with him onto the battlefield, then pulls his machete out of their skull''*\\
'''Cassie Cage''': ([[SeenItAll More annoyed than intimidated]]) [[DeadpanSnarker Don't get any blood on me]].
* [[Franchise/FridayThe13th Jason Voorhees]] vs. Jacqui Briggs
--> '''Jason''': *''extracts his machete from a young woman's forehead''*\\
'''Jacqui Briggs''': ([[SeenItAll inner sigh]]) Gonna be that kind of day, huh?
* [[Franchise/FridayThe13th Jason Voorhees]] vs. Raiden
--> '''Jason''': *''silently drags a victim with him onto the battlefield, then pulls his machete out of their skull''*\\
'''Raiden''': [[Film/JasonGoesToHellTheFinalFriday Back to hell with you!]]
* [[Franchise/FridayThe13th Jason Voorhees]] vs. Tanya
-->'''Jason''': *pulls machete out of dead girl he dragged in*\\
'''Tanya''': [[MistakenIdentity Torr, finally killed Ferra?]]
* Kung Jin vs. Tanya
-->'''Kung Jin''': You face a Shaolin.\\
'''Tanya''': Quite a handsome Shaolin.\\
'''Kung Lin''': [[SorryImGay Barking up the wrong tree, sister.]][[note]]([[DontExplainTheJoke He just called her a bitch]])[[/note]]
* Shinnok vs. Tanya
-->'''Shinnok''': Another insect....\\
'''Tanya''': [[DeadpanSnarker I am Tanya, not D'Vorah]].\\
'''Shinnok''': It matters not.
* Takeda vs. Ermac
-->'''Takeda''': Error Macro.\\
'''[[AscendedGlitch Ermac]]''': We are Ermac.\\
'''Takeda''': We're not impressed.
* Quan Chi vs. Kenshi
-->'''Quan Chi''': I pity you, sightless one.\\
'''Kenshi''': And I you, [[BaldOfEvil hairless rat]].\\
'''Quan Chi''': Spent time with Mr. Cage recently?
* Shinnok vs. Takeda
-->'''Shinnok''': Son of Kenshi...\\
'''Takeda''': Father Of All Evil? \\
'''Shinnok''': [[InsultBackfire You flatter me.]]
* Quan Chi vs. Johnny Cage
-->'''Quan Chi''': I've found you, Johnny Cage.\\
'''Johnny''': Did you bring cupcakes?\\
'''Quan Chi''': No, death.
* Johnny Cage vs Kenshi
-->'''Johnny''': Kenshi, is it true?\\
'''Kenshi''': Is what true?\\
'''Johnny''': Are your nuts truly numb?
* Kenshi vs Johnny Cage
-->'''Kenshi''': A showdown? As in your films?\\
'''Johnny''': Did you like 'em?\\
'''Kenshi''': [[DisabilityImmunity Blindness has its benefits.]]
* Predator vs. Mileena
-->'''Predator''': *''presses on wrist-worn device as we see his POV''*\\
'''Mileena''': [[EvenEvilHasStandards Your face is too repulsive to eat!]]
* Kenshi vs. Predator
-->'''Kenshi''': You caught me at a bad time.\\
'''Predator''': *''growls at Kenshi''*
* Predator vs. Cassie
-->'''Predator''': *''presses on wrist-worn device as we see his POV''*\\
'''Cassie''': WTF.
* Jason vs. Tremor
-->'''Jason''': *''Pulls his machete out of the teenaged girl's head''*\\
'''Tremor''': [[TheQuietOne Mute]], or terrified?
* Johnny Cage vs Kung Lao:
-->'''Kung Lao''': Why are you here, Cage?
-->'''Johnny''': To tell you Zorro's mom wants her hat back.
-->'''Kung Lao:''' [[BerserkButton Any hope for mercy is lost.]]
* Kenshi vs. Ferra/Torr
-->'''Kenshi''': Your voice is somewhat annoying.
-->'''Ferra''': Ferra bite ears off!
-->'''Kenshi''': Well, that's... considerate?
* Johnny Cage vs Tanya
--> '''Johnny Cage''': Hello~
--> '''Tanya''': Pathetic little man.
--> '''Johnny Cage''': You're good-looking, but I'm gonna... Mm!
* Johnny Cage vs Tanya (again)
--> '''Johnny Cage''': Tanya.
--> '''Tanya''': Subtle as a hectare of blasting powder.
--> '''Johnny Cage''': Yep... Boom.
* Johnny Cage vs Tanya (and again)
--> '''Johnny Cage''': Good morning to you!
--> '''Tanya''': Speak your last.
--> '''Johnny Cage''': Uh, well, now I can't think of anything.
* Cassie Cage vs Mileena
--> '''Cassie''': Speaking of dental issues...
--> '''Mileena''': [[ImAHumanitarian I eat little girls like you.]]
--> '''Cassie''': That explains the alluring breath.
* Cassie Cage vs Kenshi
--> '''Cassie''': You're up, [[Creator/KeanuReeves Keanu]].
--> '''Kenshi''': Keanu means 'cool breeze'
--> '''Cassie''': Yeah, that's why I said that.
* Cassie Cage vs Kenshi (Again)
--> '''Cassie''': I can't believe you'd hit a girl!
--> '''Kenshi''': We're merely training!
--> '''Cassie''': [[{{Troll}} Wow, and I thought your son was gullible.]]
* Kung Jin vs Mileena
--> '''Kung Jin''': Yikes!
--> '''Mileena''': Afraid, Earthrealmer?
--> '''Kung Jin''': Not if you've had your rabies shots.
* Cassie Cage vs Kotal Kahn
--> '''Cassie''': You seen a lot in your day?
--> '''Kotal Kahn''': [[BadassBoast I have survived]] [[WarGod many battles.]]
--> '''Cassie''': Then you know of the [[ArmorPiercingSlap bitch slap.]]
* Johnny Cage vs Alien
--> '''Alien''': [drops from above and extends arm blade]
--> '''Johnny Cage''': You know, your head looks like a dildo.
* Johnny Cage vs Alien (Again)
--> '''Johnny Cage''': [[MythologyGag It's game over, man!]]
--> '''Alien''': [hisses]
* Ermac vs. Ermac
-->'''Ermac 1''': We are many...\\
'''Ermac 2''': We are many more...\\
'''Ermac 1''': We are [[MotorMouth manymoreplusinfinitytimesinfinitynopaybacks.]]
* Kitana vs. Kitana
-->'''Kitana 1''': Save the future! Avoid Liu Kang!\\
'''Kitana 2''': Why? He's just a... "friend".\\
'''Kitana 1''': You totally slept with him, didn't you?
* Johnny Cage vs. Triborg
-->'''Johnny Cage''': [[SeenItAll Oh look, a robot.]]\\
'''Triborg''': Earthrealm's clown.\\
'''Johnny Cage''': [[BerserkButton Is it mechanically possible for you to fuck yourself?]] / [[MonsterClown Clowns are scarier than robots.]] Certified fact.
* Johnny Cage vs. Triborg (again)
-->'''Johnny Cage''': Hey, Rustbucket!\\
'''Triborg''': The Cyber-Lin Kuei are your superiors.\\
'''Johnny Cage''': [[GroinAttack Imma knock your sprockets]] [[{{Metaphorgotten}} through your rotary...system.]]
* Triborg vs. Johnny Cage
--> '''Triborg''': We are Triborg, ''human''...\\
'''Johnny Cage''': More like ''Fail''borg!\\
'''Triborg''': ''[[LamePunReaction PUN DETECTED.]] [[DisproportionateRetribution ERADICATE.]]''
* Triborg vs. Cassie Cage
--> '''Triborg''': Cassandra Cage...\\
'''Cassie Cage''': I'm being harassed by a toaster.\\
'''Triborg''': Prepare to be ''incinerated''!
* Cassie Cage vs. Triborg
--> '''Cassie Cage''': Anyone got a can opener?\\
'''Triborg''': Your death looms, Cassandra.\\
'''Cassie Cage''': Never mind. This one's a ''pop top''.
* Cassie Cage vs. Triborg (again)
--> '''Cassie Cage''': Triborg, huh? [[Film/StarTrekFirstContact What're you, Swedish?]]\\
'''Triborg''': My human origins are unimportant.\\
'''Cassie Cage''': (mocking Swedish accent) Oh, you like some tasty fish, ya for sure. / There are scarier nationalities. No offense.
* Erron Black vs. Triborg
--> '''Erron''': I suggest you hit the trail.\\
'''Triborg''': Your toys cannot harm me!\\
'''Erron''' My bullets cut through metal...''and [[PrecisionFStrike bullshit]]''.
* Triborg vs. Erron Black
--> '''Triborg''': What is your function?\\
'''Erron''': [[BadassBoast I put holes in tin cans.]]\\
'''Triborg''': [[PreAssKickingOneLiner Your weapons will be]] [[{{Pun}} silenced]]!
* Liu Kang vs Triborg
--> '''Liu Kang:''' Metal fool.\\
'''Triborg:''' I am physically superior.\\
'''Liu Kang:''' ...So, it's robotic down ''[[GagPenis there]]'' too?
* Mileena vs Triborg
--> '''Mileena:''' A toy. [[SarcasmMode How adorable.]]\\
'''Triborg:''' Your mockery will ''not'' be tolerated.\\
'''Mileena:''' Get used to it...
* Quan Chi vs Triborg
-->'''Triborg:''' Quan Chi.\\
'''Quan Chi:''' You found me. And now?\\
'''Triborg:''' [[LetsYouAndHimFight You're clever enough to figure it out]].
* Bo Rai'Cho vs. Johnny Cage
-->'''Bo Rai'Cho''': Your comments were very hurtful.\\
'''Johnny Cage''': Look, I'm sorry.\\
'''Bo Rai'Cho''': You degrade both me ''[[InsultToRocks and]]'' pregnant whales.
* Bo' Rai Cho vs. Johnny Cage (again)
-->'''Bo' Rai Cho''': Do not joke about my weight.\\
'''Johnny Cage''': Do not stand in front of the poster for "Fatty Needs a Yum-Yums" eating a pie. / Maybe if you would stop eating '''everything'''!\\
'''Bo' Rai Cho''': [[SarcasmMode Yes, the fault is clearly mine...]]
* Bo' Rai Cho vs. Johnny Cage ([[RuleOfThree yet again]])
-->'''Johnny Cage''': ''(exasperatedly)'' What do you want with me?\\
'''Bo' Rai Cho''': I will teach you [[DivingKick the flying kick]].\\
'''Johnny Cage:''' Like I give a flying… [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar mm… y'know.]]
* Sonya Blade vs. Bo' Rai Cho
-->'''Sonya''': You look like shit.\\
'''Bo' Rai Cho''': Just gassy. It will pass.\\
'''Sonya''': ''[[ThatCameOutWrong God, I hope not...]]''
* Mileena vs. Bo' Rai Cho
-->'''Mileena''': Who disturbs the Empress?\\
'''Bo' Rai Cho''': [[TheCaligula The "empress" is disturbed as is...]]\\
'''Mileena''': ''[[IResembleThatRemark I WILL RIP OUT YOUR THROAT!]]''
* Bo Rai'cho vs. Kenshi
-->'''Bo Rai'Cho''': You have a choice Kenshi\\
'''Kenshi''': Which is?\\
'''Bo Rai'Cho''': [[AntiClimax I forget.]] Let's fight!
* Bo Rai'cho vs. Predator
-->'''Predator:''' *''presses on wrist-worn device as we see his POV''*\\
'''Bo Rai'cho''': [[MythologyGag You're one ugly motherfucker!]]
* [[MirrorMatch Bo Rai'Cho vs Bo Rai'Cho]]
-->'''Bo Rai'Cho 2:''' Is something wrong?\\
'''Bo Rai'Cho 1:''' I'm seeing double.\\
'''Bo Rai'Cho 2:''' You're drunk! Go back to sleep!
* Erron Black vs. Bo' Rai Cho
-->'''Erron''': Run back to Raiden.\\
'''Bo' Rai Cho''': You expect me to run?!\\
'''Erron''': [[YouAreFat With a stitch in your side]] and [[ShotInTheAss a bullet in your ass]].
* Leatherface vs. Johnny Cage
-->'''Leatherface''': [revs his chainsaw and waves it around]\\
'''Johnny Cage''': What's that on your fa... [[ScreamingAtSquick OHHHHH!]]/[[SarcasmFailure That's just really fucked up, man...]]
* Bo' Rai Cho vs. Leatherface
-->'''Bo' Rai Cho''': [[ImprobableWeaponUser Your weapon is loud. And useless.]]\\
'''Leatherface''': [snarls]
* Leatherface vs. Bo' Rai Cho
-->'''Leatheface''': [revs his chainsaw and waves it around]\\
'''Bo' Rai Cho''': Your face is like...[[ShapedLikeItself leather]].
* Kenshi vs. Leatherface
-->'''Kenshi''': Mine's Sento. What do you call yours?\\
'''Leatherface''': [[TheUnintelligible RHARG!]]
* Bo' Rai Cho vs. Kung Lao
-->'''Bo' Rai Cho''': My favorite pupil.\\
'''Kung Lao''': I'll bet you tell Liu Kang the same thing.\\
'''Bo' Rai Cho''': [[OnSecondThought You're right, I take it back.]]
** [[BrickJoke Bo' Rai Cho vs. Liu Kang]]
--->'''Bo' Rai Cho''': My favorite pupil.\\
'''Liu Kang''': [[StrangeMindsThinkAlike I'll bet you tell Kung Lao the same thing.]]\\
'''Bo' Rai Cho''': With him, I mean it.
* Erron Black vs. Alien
--> '''Erron''': [[ChestBurster What chest did you pop out of?]]\\
'''Alien''': [''hisses'']
* Kenshi vs. Triborg:
-->'''Kenshi:''' You thugs are all alike!\\
'''Triborg:''' [[BadassBoast You've never seen anything like me.]]\\
'''Kenshi:''' [[StealthInsult Oh, I get it.]] [[DisabledSnarker 'Cause I'm blind.]]/[[MetaphoricallyTrue True,]] [[ExactWords in a literal sense.]]
* Kenshi vs. Triborg (again):
-->'''Kenshi:''' You did this to yourself on purpose.\\
'''Triborg:''' I am greater in every way.\\
'''Kenshi:''' You're certainly more of an [[PrecisionFStrike asshole.]]
* Kung Lao vs Triborg:
-->'''Kung Lao:''' Sān jīqìrén.[[note]]Chinese for 'three robot(s)'.[[/note]]\\
'''Triborg:''' You may call me Triborg.\\
'''Kung Lao:''' I call you 'ridiculous'.
* Kung Lao vs Leatherface:
-->'''Kung Lao:''' The tie is a nice touch.\\
'''Leatherface:''' ''[snarls]''
* Tanya vs Kung Lao:
-->'''Tanya:''' [[Theatre/RomeoAndJuliet Do you toss your hat at me?]]\\
'''Kung Lao:''' [[HiddenDepths I do toss my hat.]]\\
'''Tanya:''' [[WickedCultured If you do, I am for you.]]
* Leatherface vs Kenshi:
-->'''Leatherface:''' ''[raises and revs chainsaw]''\\
'''Kenshi:''' [[SkewedPriorities I like that you're wearing your safety apron.]]
* Kitana vs. Johnny Cage:
-->'''Kitana:''' Ugh... Cage...\\
'''Johnny Cage:''' [[{{Troll}} Want some of this?]]\\
'''Kitana:''' [[DeadpanSnarker I'm fairly certain no one does.]]
* Johnny Cage vs. Kitana:
-->'''Johnny Cage:''' [[WesternAnimation/{{Animaniacs}} Hello, nurse!]]\\
'''Kitana:''' ''[scoffs]'' [[LameComeback You're gonna need a... nurse!]]\\
'''Johnny Cage:''' Hot, but can't trash talk!
* Kitana vs. Johnny Cage (again):
-->'''Kitana:''' Is your name still on your chest?\\
'''Johnny Cage:''' Tattooed. Why?\\
'''Kitana:''' [[SarcasmMode Your ego knows no bounds.]]
* Bo' Rai Cho vs. Revenant Kung Lao:
-->'''Revenant Kung Lao''': Come here to inspect my [[NiceHat hat?]]\\
'''Bo' Rai Cho''': Pass it here, and [[ToiletHumor I'll relieve myself in it.]]\\
'''Revenant Kung Lao''': Do it and die.
