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Can I just kill them all for being monstrously ugly and annoying as hell? Sex with those creeps me out (and I'm a kaleidoscope, i.e. glass beads and mirrors) and marriage would be illegal and void anyway.
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Marry Arwa al-Sulayhi. Sex Ismail I. Couldn't positively ID Hussain Ibn Ahmed Famitid, so the last action is for him, sadly.
Henry Higgins, Henry Higgins, Henry Huggins (all grown up, let's say 25 years old).
Edited by InTheMirror on Mar 10th 2019 at 3:44:30 AM
Kill Henry Huggins, Sex Hieronymus, Marry Henry Higgins
Dagded Dujardin
Kill George, Marry Bowie, Sex Prince.
Drawcia, Queen Chrysallis, Queen Watevra Wanabi
Edited by VengefulBale on Mar 10th 2019 at 7:00:19 AM
"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."
Light and Hope
Kill Chrysalis, screw Wanabi, marry Drawcia.
Lando Calrissian, Freddy Krueger, Starlight Glimmer
Hope: "Let's go. We'll be together." Lightning: "I only know... that soon, we'll be together."
The Senate
Kill Freddy, marry Starlight, screw Lando.
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
Dagded Dujardin
Kill Winkie, Sex Moe, Maryr Grillby
Grogar, Marsellus Wallace, Magolor
Edited by VengefulBale on Mar 23rd 2019 at 3:43:56 AM
"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."
Jewel (current day)
Kill Grogar, sex Marsellus Wallace, Marry Magolor
Cosmic human watches over a certain Meme universe.
The Senate
Kill Marx (Soul if you can do that), marry Serpentine, sex Leon.
Yaldabaoth, Perforator, Azathoth
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
Kill Perforator, Fuck Yaldabaoth, Marry Azathoth
Mona Megistus!
Kill Pedro, sex Visconti, marry Rainer.
(With BF Fs, dump and cheat on) Fogg, Passepartout, Vitti, Stelle, Octave, Aodha.
Edited by The_Dag on Mar 25th 2019 at 6:43:07 PM
Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!
There is no Planet B
Sex Passepartout, marry Fogg, kill all the others since I don't them. I choose incarnations from the book.
Mia Wallace (Pulp Fiction), Mia Dolan (La La Land), Butch Coolidge (Pulp Fiction).
Dagded Dujardin
Light and Hope
Kill HIM, fool around with Xibalba, marry Discord.
Supreme Leader Snoke, Kylo Ren, and General Armitage Hux
Hope: "Let's go. We'll be together." Lightning: "I only know... that soon, we'll be together."
Mona Megistus!
Kill Snoke, sex Kylo, marry Hux.
Paul Simon, Paul Mcartney, Paul Hardcastle
Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!
Kill Mccartney, Sex Hardcastle, Marry Simon
Dagded Dujardin
The King Without a Kingdom
Kill Dark End (it's a much deadlier experiment than even Stitch so it's better off dead), sex Wolf (he's pretty attractive but lives a dangerous lifestyle), marry Lucario (it has a more peaceful lifestyle than the other two).
It's been 3000 years…
Jewel (current day)
Sex Mike Wazowski, Marry Baymax, Kill Olaf.
Mayor Zao, Captain Syrup and Pigma Dengar
Cosmic human watches over a certain Meme universe.
Dagded Dujardin
Kill Pigma (The bastard deserves it after all the shit he's done), Sex Syrup, Marry Zao.
King Dedede, Scrooge McDuck, Discord.
"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."
Light and Hope
Kill Scrooge (I like him, but Pædo Hunt is in effect), sex Dedede (odd one out, since I don't really like him), marry Discord (best choice to marry out of them).
Rick Deckard, Aldo Raine, Clint Barton (Hawkeye/Ronin)
Hope: "Let's go. We'll be together." Lightning: "I only know... that soon, we'll be together."
The King Without a Kingdom
Kill Raine (he's not a superhero or a future cop, so he's the least likely to kill me horribly), sex Deckard (I'm guessing this is the younger version), marry Hawkeye (he's just a good guy).
Captain Marvel, Starfire, and Aigis. (Starfire will be aged up for this.)
It's been 3000 years…
Kill DS, sex BC, marry UK.
Ismail I Safavid, Arwa Sulayhid, Hussain Ibn Ahmed Famitid.
Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!