The food causes death and destruction all the way through instead of just at the end.
The characters from Ocean's Eleven following the plot of National Treasure.
Word's second most famous attorney with a bird-related name.The biggest heist in history shall unfold!
A live action adaptation of Tom and jerry, but with an all human cast.
When you're not the father, It's a great big surprise. Thats-a-Maury.Those traps Jerry uses look even more painful on humans. The show gets criticized by Media Watchdog groups for excessive violence, and only lasts a few shows before cancellation.
Major League, except it's about a struggling MLS expansion soccer squad instead of a baseball team.
I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!The coach has no idea how to soccer.
The Call of Duty:Modern Warfare, but as an 80s style saturday morning cartoon series.
When you're not the father, It's a great big surprise. Thats-a-Maury.Basically, you have a G.I. Joe cartoon, complete with all of the toyetic sci-fi vehicles, Humongous Mecha and hidden bases, except the Cobra-style villain faction is composed entirely of the villain characters from the series.
Spyro the Dragon as a Kaiju movie.
Spyro has grown 50 stories due to radiation, at first he rampages around the city but soon he regains his humanity and vows to defend it from other giant monsters!
Beserk as a Sailor Moon style kids show.
Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.A warrior with extreme anger issues learns the power of friendship.
When you're not the father, It's a great big surprise. Thats-a-Maury.Freebie!
A Grand Theft Auto movie if it was made by Quentin Tarantino.
If you have a problem with Hokuto then tell it to me!It's actually a decent adaptation of the source material. It's on par with Prince of Persia of Video Game-turn-Movie Films.
Sega's Wii
edited 9th Apr '18 7:48:04 PM by DingoWalley1
A console that will be way too gooder to last compared to the Useful Notes/Sega Dreamcast.
Blind Guardian: The videoGame.
edited 9th Apr '18 7:54:54 PM by Albino_Axolotl
When you're not the father, It's a great big surprise. Thats-a-Maury.It becomes an awesome beat'em up game with the band members as PC who fight dark creatures from beyond.
The Emoji Movie but the Emojis are being attacked by Complete Monsters from all fictions.
Up in Useful Notes/ParaguayIt quickly becomes a Sleeper Hit because everyone in-and-out-universe enjoys seeing emojis being reduced into a pile of mincemeat.
Metroid, except the protagonist is literally a Metroid, as in an alien jellyfish creature.
The game is flipped into an adventure game with strong survival horror aspects as you try to escape the ruthless bounty hunter Samus Aran. The goal is to return to Mother Brain to warn her before Samus can destroy your species. The game became something of a cult classic with Metroid fans, with a few comparing it to Alien: Isolation.
A Crash Bandicoot dating sim where all the characters are sexy anime female versions of themselves.
Next time, please try to come up with a description of what the work might be like and the hypothetical critical reception.
edited 11th Apr '18 7:06:16 PM by lewattoo
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"This will attract quite the audience.
The Silmarillion as a broadway musical.
When you're not the father, It's a great big surprise. Thats-a-Maury.Pretty much any remotely attractive male villain is given a canon Draco in Leather Pants treatment, up to and including Melkor.
My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic as a Darker and Edgier reboot where Anyone Can Die.
Anyone and everyone does get threatened with death on a regular basis, including the Cutie Mark Crusaders. Despite this, the show is "only" rated TV-Y7, for there were limits to how dark and edgy one could make the show without drawing the attention of animal rights groups.
Star Wars: Masters of Teräs Käsi (that really bad PS1 Star Wars Fighting Game) as a cartoon similar to Star Wars: Clone Wars or Star Wars Rebels.
I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!Will be at least better than the game. Although "Hor" needs a name change.
The Steamed Hams meme, but as an Opera.
When you're not the father, It's a great big surprise. Thats-a-Maury.Chalmers' tenor went rather well, especially during the Aurora Borealis sequence. Goes without saying that Principal Skinner's a pretty killer baritone.
1001 Albums You Must Hear Before You Die (all editions) progress: 436/1089 (40.04%)It becomes something similar to Bobby's World, where the epic sword fights are all in the babies' heads. Then it just goes off the rails with ninja and dinosaurs being thrown into the mix, and no one can figure out what's going on.
A literal interpretation of The Shape of Water as done by someone who's only heard the title and nothing else.
I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!It's a love story between a lady and a monster made of literal water.
Dark Souls, but as a Disneyesque animated Musical.
When you're not the father, It's a great big surprise. Thats-a-Maury.All the violence is still there, but done more comedic. It's a The Many Deaths of You backed up with catchy music and a Bloodborne post credit scene.
Batman v Superman, but's with Christopher reeve and Micheal Keaton in there prime.
Progress has it's stepping stones.It doesn't save the film from being a bad mess, but both Superman and Batman are well regarded in that film.
edited 12th Apr '18 9:05:46 AM by DingoWalley1
It's the exact same plot except all the characters are now well known Muppet characters... Not sure if that makes this film more or less scary. Either way, something tells me it doesn't go over too well with parents.
A full length film based on the music video for Mr. Brightside.
edited 12th Apr '18 1:38:28 PM by Some_Person
Word's second most famous attorney with a bird-related name.It somehow ends up becoming a high-end PG-13 romantic comedy involving the antics of the folks living in the mansion. The band themselves are the main characters and get embroiled in everyone's romantic lives. Hilarity Ensues.
Illumination Entertainment's Undertale
"Pardon me, that extremely loud and extremely deep voice you may have just heard. It was me. Oh, it is such a long story..."
The movie is basically The Mask but with 3 cats.
Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs as a gritty action movie.
" I'm the princess! Everyone has to do what I say!"