They're like the family from hell on acid that's on steroids.
— Woman describing The Simpson family
, "Any Given Sundance"
This is basically a Galasso strip. On acid. Bat acid
I love the fact that Jack mentions that Torchwood is '"beyond the United Nations." Hes basically saying
with sex and swearing!
We're seeing the clouds of cocaine that fueled the script-writing session behind this movie.
It's like if you got a person drunk, gave him a bunch of drugs, butt him around and then send him off to an anime con
is what he would see!
First, the people responsible for the Planet of the Apes
sequels tried to get Dune
off the ground with two different directors and two different screenwriters... The second company meant to turn it into a 10-hour miniseries starring Salvador Dalí
, Mick Jagger
, and Hervé Villechaize
and featuring a soundtrack by Pink Floyd
. The ticket stub to see this movie would've been a tab of LSD.
Barb rides her motorcycle out of Death Truck, and I guess it has missile launchers on it now. Is any of this in the original Casablanca
? I havent seen it. Matt:
They only have it in the alternate ending on the limited edition Blu-ray. Also, its one of the finest films ever made, so you should probably get on that. It will be weird how your points of reference for it will be Barb Wire
and Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
, though. Chris
: I think thatll be a fun game, though. Whenever anyone talks about Casablanca
, ask them if they mean the original, or the remake with Pamela Anderson.
It takes Deus Ex's
gameplay, then proceeds to fuck that gameplay in the eye socket while listening to Cameo's "Word Up" on repeat. This is a game in which you can hack doors, turrets, computers, and even players, and if you fail, the doors will hack you back! This is a game in which your character can become mad, paranoid, or too frightened to fire his own gun. ... E.Y.E. is basically like Deus Ex would have been if Eidos had spent its time licking toads and drinking Red Bull.
The only way I can see this story being put together like "Hey, this will make sense" is if a guy got... totally stoned off his ass. And was asked by his son to read him a fairytale. But the stoner can't read, so he has to fake it
... and this is the story he tells.
After Ant-Man asked the question, "You ever watch Iron Man, but small?" Marvel's latest solo movie invites you to ask another: "You ever watch Iron Man... on weeeeeeeeed?!"