Funny / Eexecute

Turok: Dinosaur Hunter

• Part 2 gets interrupted by a phone call.
• In Part 4, Eex hops into a Warp and grabs a Full Health... only to lose it in the same second.
• "Hey, what's that thing behind the raptor on the wall over there?"
• "World War II was started by Leapers!"
• And in Part 8, he finally loses his shit.
  • In the same part, Eex takes damage from a tree. The commenters call him on this. His response?
    Eexecute: YOU CAN'T PROVE ANYTHING!
• After defeating Mantis, Eex gives Turok some very inappropriate victory music.
• In Part 16, while Eex is raging about the game not giving him any Mortal Wounds, he gets impatient and jumps down to a lower set of stairs... which suddenly decide to become incorporeal.
• This Warp section in Part 22. All of that and then... Celebratory Swan-Dive!
• After a stubborn elevator, Eex encounters a yellow robot, which he fires a Fusion Cannon shot at. It lives. Then it kills him. He comes back seeking revenge, unloads a shitton of firepower into it, including another fusion charge, and it still doesn't die. He finally manages to kill the thing, but at the cost of most of his ammo and health. And then he finds out what he's fighting next.

Turok 2: Seeds of Evil

• "Penis envy!"
• Part 6 marks the debut of "Chipmunk" Eexecute. Despite being sped up, you can still make out all his F-Bombs.
• "Hmm, let's see how damaging this is..."
• Oblivion harnesses the infinite power of lag. Hilarity Ensues.
• In Part 18, Tom gets hopelessly lost trying to find a key. He ends up walking off a cliff and falling to his doom. This gets a slow-mo instant replay.
  • The next part has him giving these words of wisdom:
    Tom: If you're not getting killed multiple times while backtracking to get a key, then you're not playing this game right.
• Tom struggling to kill the first Queen Embryo (and running out of ammo for all his weapons in the process).
• Soldiers: They're a disco inside and out.
• In Part 22, Eex spends 40 minutes searching for the 3rd Queen Embryo. Substituted with Derp Owls for your sanity's sake.

Turok 3: Shadow of Oblivion

• "POLITICALLY INCORRECT!"
  Tom: "I'm Going to hell for that"

Quake II

• In general, any time he messes up on using g'nades. Not helped by the fact that Bitterman (the character you're playing as) throws them poorly.
• Part 7 he gets killed by lasers continuously when trying to jump over them with a small barrel until he finds out that all he had to do is push the barrel in one of the lasers which embarrassed him so much he wanted to vomit from every opened part of his body.

Dark Forces II

• Part 10 he's intensely raged about his bad boss at the job he was at the time and takes his anger on Jan by pretending she's was the bad boss from work. As he shoots the ship Jan was in, he lets out a Atomic F-Bomb coupled with a visual explosion of said rage and then comes the hilarious death montage that shows the many deaths he had throughout that level.

Doom

• Black \m/etal Episode 7 (Super Salt Edition) has Tom raging at the map designer's bullshit level design.

Max Payne

• Part 11 (Censorship Edition), aside from the hilarity of him censoring himself during most swear words due to editing issues at the time, he has a one hell of a tough time with Dime.
• Part 18 is full of hilariousness considering the difficulty of the stage but a special mention goes to the attack chopper on the elevator which he claimed he never died to it beforehand but it kept killing him during the LP.

Max Payne 2

• In Part 1, Eex tempts fate with an explosive canister.
• In Part 4, Eex tries (and fails) to outsmart an unstable platform. It's not so much his death, but the game's Ragdoll Physics that make this moment hilarious.
• "Y'know what? That's some bullshit..."

Jedi Outcast

• "Take it away, Charles!"
• Throughout the game, Tom demonstrates how hilariously bad the Stormtrooper rifle is.
• "Stormtrooper armor gives you cancer."
• Tom dubs the Imperial Attack Drones "Empire Testicles".
• Tom kills a droid. One minute later, karma bites him in the ass.
• In part 6, Charles hijacks Tom's game and wastes all his ammo. When Eex returns, he finds out he has no way to attack the Imperials. Rage Ensues.
• Part 7 has this gem.
  • In the same part, a Stormtrooper plays hide-and-seek with Tom.
  • And another frog-hops down some stairs.
• The return of "Lord Darth Eexecute".
• This exchange in Part 11:

  Bartender: What can I do for you, honored Jedis?

  Eexecute: DARK F*** JEDI!!!

  • His epic rage against Charles in the same part.
  • Part 11 in general, really.
• The timing of this Steam message is just perfect.
• Part 14 (ft. Charles) opens with a Previously on…. The Facebook gag is particularly funny.
  • The dialogue between Tom and Charles in this part is hilarious.
• At 00:46, Eex is blown away. Literally.
  • At the end of that episode, the boss kills himself.
• Part 25's derpy AT-ST.
• In Part 26, Tom keeps missing/sliding off some pipes.
• Once again, Tom's bloodlust gets him killed.
  • A minute later, he gets an up-close and personal look at a Reborn through Night-Vision Goggles as it kills him.

Quake

• "Sadistic Psychotic Sex-Pervert Mode"
• This Fiend gets stuck... IN MID-AIR!
  • This repeats itself throughout the Let's Play.
• In Episode 11, Charles gets murdered by an elevator.
• This Fiend goes "full retard".
• Charles getting chased around by a Super-Persistent Missile in Episode 21.
• The Running Gag of Episode 4 not giving Charles a rocket launcher, complete with an Apocalyptic Log.
  • He finally does get it in part 26 (with obligatory "Hallelujah"), which leads to him opening the next part with this:
    Charles: Dear diary: I have the rocket launcher, so You Have Outlived Your Usefulness. Enjoy being toilet paper.

Jedi Academy

• In Part 1, Rosh Penin kills himself twice: first on Jaden's lightsaber, then on Jaden himself.
• Charles dying to the second Dark Jedi. Tom's hysterical laughter in the background makes it even funnier.
• Charles' crippling fear of sand worms.
• Eex singing "I'll Make a Man out of You".
• Charles' rant in Part 9.
• In Episode 10, Eex gets taken out in one hit by a random enemy who isn't even armed, meaning he kills a Jedi with a single punch. What really makes it is the Captain Falcon Sound Effects and music for that bit.
• Tom encounters a buggy door. Death ensues.
• Too many from Part 15 to count. Highlights include:
  • Tom calling Charles out for getting it on with Shub-Niggorath.
  • The argument over what constitutes a "castle".
  • Charles wrenching control of the game from Tom.
• Charles attempts to show Tom that he's taken a level in badass...and fails miserably.
  • Happens again in Part 23. He proclaims that his fight with Boba Fett in the previous episode had honed his skills...then begins (and ends) the duel by rolling right into the Dark Jedi's lightsaber.
• Tom gets stuck on an elevator.
• "F&%$ common sense, I'm Eexecute!"
• Charles gets caught with Force Grip over a chasm in mid-jump, then gets shot in the face with a rocket.
• Right after explaining karma to Eex, Charles is treated to it himself.
• Rather than fight Tom, this Dark Jedi decides to leave the building and fight the mutant rancor instead.
• Eex decides to jump an impossibly huge gap, despite it obviously being the wrong way. The predictable happens.

  Charles: Well Convict, did you learn anything?

  Tom: *chuckles* Nope.

  • And right afterwords, Jaden's corpse starts spazzing out.

HeXen

• "Oh my God."
• Episode M.A.G.E.
• Charles and BloodReaperZ's Snark-to-Snark Combat in part 10.
  • Which gets so intense it results in a time-space rip, causing Tom to complete the secret level.
• In Episode 14, Charles sparks some infighting between an Etin and a Dark Bishop...only for the Etin to immediately walk off a cliff.

Quake IV

• Tom completely flips his shit when he's ordered to find a medic for an injured soldier... even though there's a pair of medpacks right next to him.
• "I am indestructi-*gets hit with grenade*-F$#) I'M NOT INDESTRUCTIBLE!"
• His reaction to losing a medic.
• Lt. Voss' fetish for the word 'Strogg'.
• Tom sings a song to pass the time.
• Well... he DID want the video to be more entertaining...

Tales of Phantasia

• Tom had Edgar turn off the in-game music so he could add his own (hilariously inappropriate) music instead.
  • Reaches it's peak in part 11, "The Tower of iTunes".
• "...But fortunately SCP-173 will not be making an appearance in this game."
• "...And in case any of you are curious, my favorite pony is-"*cut to static*

Unreal

• Edgar shows Charles a map of all the countries Britain had invaded over the course of history (read: almost all of them). He takes singular credit for it.
• Tom's Misplaced Nationalism in part 3, Foreshadowing his next LP.

Duke Nukem 3D

Shadow Warrior

• Tom getting repeatedly set on fire, sometimes inexplicably, throughout the game.

  Tom: That is not my fault!

Other

• Meet the Cyberdemon
• The beginning of "The Duel".
• Doom Story Time
• Three Convicts VS Unhinged, due to a combination of Epic Fail and the sheer WTF of the WAD itself.

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