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The Unshaved Mouse and Family
Unshaved Mouse
- Caustic Critic: Averted. While he has no compunctions about taking the piss out of a movie when he feels like it, he's generally pretty fair and balanced in his reviews.
- Cuteness Proximity: To the titular Pokémon Detective Pikachu.
- Happily Married: To Mrs. Mouse, at times even to the point of being Sickening Sweet Hearts.
- Forced Transformation: He was turned into a mouse as a kid, as punishment for not liking Disney's Beauty and the Beast. Though by the time he created the blog he seems to have more or less accepted this fact.
- Interspecies Romance: While he's unlikely to act on it, given that as stated above, he's happily married to Mrs. Mouse, he isn't afraid to show attraction to humans, despite having been a mouse since childhood. There's also, of course, the Running Gag involving Cleo The Goldfish from Pinocchio...
- Multiple-Choice Past: While the origin story of being a human turned into mouse as a child for not liking Beauty and the Beast seems to be canon, he has mentioned having a mouse birth mother and siblings at least once, during the Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 review, though this may of been just been part of a one off joke relating to the film.
- Nice Guy: Laid-back, agreeable, and overall a pleasant mouse to be around. Just don't mention John Tenniel.
- Unwitting Instigator of Doom: His review of A Troll in Central Park puts him in this role for Don Bluth's fall from grace: he told Bluth during a chance meeting between the two that Bluth's products like The Land Before Time and An American Tail were terrifying to him. Bluth, hearing this from his target audience, shifted his attention to overly-sweet drivel his eventual pact with the Horned King.
Mrs. Mouse
- Beware the Nice Ones: See "Violently Protective Girlfriend" below.
- Forced Transformation: It's unstated if this was the case with her as well, or if she has always been a mouse.
- Happily Married: To Unshaved Mouse, at times even to the point of being Sickening Sweet Hearts.
- Nice Girl: She seems to this for the most part. Though as the Violently Protective Girlfriend, Beware the Nice Ones.
- Red Eyes, Take Warning: She has these in that little moment discussed below.
- Tertiary Sexual Characteristics: The only difference visually separating her from her husband is the bow on her head. Lampshaded once while Mouse was complaining about how lazy this way of distinguishing a character as female this is.
- Violently Protective Girlfriend: Or wife in this case, as shown in the Fritz the Cat review:
- Mrs. Mouse: “Heeey everyone. I was just hoping we could have a little chat before Mouse starts the review. Just us. I know you all think it’s really funny that you got Mouse to review Fritz the Cat. I’m sure you’re all having a big laugh. “Ha” you might say, and also “Ha.” But here’s the thing. This movie messed him up so badly that I don’t know if he’ll ever recover. And I’m a simple mouse who lives by a simple rule: You hurt the ones I love? I WILL FUCK YOUR FUCKING SHIT RIGHT THE FUCK UP. IF YOU EVER PULL ANYTHING LIKE THAT AGAIN I WILL TRACK YOU DOWN THERE IS NOWHERE YOU CAN HIDE. PAIN? I WILL MAKE YOU LONG FOR SOMETHING AS SWEET AS PAIN. Kay? Enjoy the review.”
Mini Mouse
- Everyone Has Standards: Even a little girl like her was bored of Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron after an hour.
- Punny Name
- Ridiculously Cute Critter
- Tertiary Sexual Characteristics: Just like her mum, has a spotted bow on her head.
Talking Maps
Sarcastic Map of Wartime Europe
The Sarcastic Map of Wartime Europe, or SMOWE for short, is the first map "character" to appear and the most frequently used, to the point that "he" could be considered a sidekick to Mouse of sorts.
- Boisterous Weakling: SMOWE tries to take a swing at Gangsta Asia upon their first meeting, in spite of Mouse's warnings that GA's five times his size. It goes about as well you'd think, though luckily they seem to have made up.
- Breakout Character: Neil meant for SMOWE to be a one-off gag, but readers enjoyed SMOWE so much he made him a regular character.
- Catchphrase: When it does appear, he settles on "We could not give two fucks about your little (demeaning phrase regarding the movie in question)."
- Flat Character: Like pretty much all of the maps, there really isn't much to SMOWE's character.
- Defied, subverted, and parodied to hell and back in the Tangled: The Series review
, in which SMOWE goes on a journey to find themselves, saves a village from "El Gallo Rojo", confesses their love to Latin America, sacrifices themselves to save the universe, and is resurrected...all because they read this very page and didn't like being called a Flat Character. Their takeaway from this?
SMOWE: Fuck TVTropes. - Defied, subverted, and parodied to hell and back in the Tangled: The Series review
- Jerk with a Heart of Gold: While acerbic and rude, he is good friends with Mouse.
- Pet the Dog: Actually drops the smarm during the Asterix in Britain review to gush about the source comic
Gangsta Asia
Gangsta Asia first appeared as "The Bluth Verse's" counter part to Sarcastic Map of War Time Europe, before crossing over into the blog's main universe, after Mouse escaped and Gangsta Asia proved to be popular.
- Damn, It Feels Good to Be a Gangster!: The whole point of Gangsta Asia's existence.
- Flat Character: Lampshaded by Mouse, after Gangsta Asia is forced to adopt stereotypical communist traits on top of "his" gangsta trait during Comrade Crow's take over of the blog, to which Mouse outright says GA's too flat to handle two character traits.
Africa
Latin America
Latin America is the second map "character" to appear and the only female map.- Nice Girl: Very sweet and friendly
Antartica
Mouse's attorney while he's put on trial by Comrade Crow during the Fantasia 2000 review. At least at first...- Amoral Attorney: Antarctica starts off seemingly like reasonable enough lawyer, but, well, just look at the next trope down.
- Disproportionate Retribution: Antarctica not only turns on Mouse, but becomes the one most eager to watch him suffer, just because he said he liked Fantasia 2000 better than the original.
North America
- Butt-Monkey: In his first appearance alone, he's immediately pigeonholed as a Conspiracy Theorist by the other maps, has his pleas to be a more rounded-out character shut down, and tricked into adhering to European grammar rules that he despises.
Other Characters
Walter "Walt" Elias Disney
- Beethoven Was an Alien Spy: Disney (at least in the blog's universe) was secretly an immortal warlock with heat-vision, who has only been pretending to be dead and still runs his company from the shadows.
- Even Evil Has Standards: His questionable ethics aside, he did believe fighting The Nazis was a a noble cause. He also despises Dirty Commies like Comrade Crow and despite being vary much a businessman with at times shady practices, he still believes in animation as an art-form and selling the public a quality product and is disgusted by Food Fight for being purely nothing but a business investment with no actual artistic integrity and no quality.
- Historical Villain Upgrade: The real life Walt Disney wasn't an at-best-morally-questionable magical creature. As far we know.
- I Gave My Word: In the Zootopia review, he prides himself on this trait and tries to get the movie made as part of his bargain with Chernabog to supply the latter with furries as his personal army.
- Through the Eyes of Madness: In the opening to the Zootopia review, Disney converses with his secretary, who soon reveals that she was actually a figment of his dark magic addled mind.
Antagonists
The Horned King
The Don Bluth
Comrade Crow
José Carioca
- Adaptational Villainy: In his debut films, José was suave, classy, and friendly, if clueless to American customs. Not so much on this blog, where he's reimagined as a sorceror in league with the legions of hell.
Panchito Pistoles
- Adaptational Villainy: Like José, Panchito may have been rowdy and bombastic, but still firmly a good guy in the Disney canon proper. Also like José, that's nothing whatever like being made into a figure of such evil that the reviews use "the red rooster" as a shorthand for Satan.
