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Amber Eagles

AE Mentor: The Champion

AE Mentor: Emi "Xylenz" Soshimoto

It takes a winner to make a winner.

Team Conclusion: Will the Eagles be caught in the crosswind of failure, or can they soar above the competition - to victory?

Mentor's Comment: "Well, shit on a stick. We're gonna have ourselves a bit of a barn burner. Hopefully, my team can pull their collective heads out of their asses and follow the competent ones home."

AE1: Eden Zahn

Designated Weapon: Ballistic Riot Shield

Mentor's Comment: Great. The first kid they give me is a fucking basket case. You'd better grow some sand, bitch, and you'd better grow it fast.

Disappeared Dad: Eden's father perished in a car crash when she was fourteen, which affects her to this day.
Good Cannot Comprehend Evil: Refuses to believe that anyone of her classmates would be fully willing to play the game.
Failure Hero: Her plans of keeping her friends save and uniting her team never go anywhere as she is one of the first students to die.
Hates Being Alone: As a result of her father's death, she struggles with unhealthy intrusive thoughts whenever alone for too long.
Luckily, My Shield Will Protect Me: Her assigned weapon is a riot shield. She ditches it on the beach when trying to follow Sarah.
Muscles Are Meaningless: Three years of training Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu don't save her from a frightened Marcus stabbing a shard of glass into her neck.
No Good Deed Goes Unpunished: Attempts to calm a scared and paranoid Marcus Redder down. She is rewarded with a shard of glass in her throat when Marcus lashes out at her.
The Perfectionist: Has this attitude towards school. Her profile mentions that she will sometimes stay up late just to redo homework she believes isn't good enough.
Premature Birth Drama: Was born a few weeks to early and had to spend the first weeks of her life in the hospital. She still has a scar on her abdomen to show for it.

AE2: Anastasia Arcadia

AE2: Anastasia 'AnArchy' Arcadia

Designated Weapon: Mosin Nagant M44 Carbine

Mentor's Comment: Boy oh boy. We've got a peppy cheerleader with her boyfriend on the same team. There's no way that this can go wrong.

AE3: Shawn Thornton

Designated Weapon: SOG Knife

Mentor's Comment: So little loverboy got himself a blade. Here's to hoping that the magic man can keep his mind on the task at hand and off his dick long enough to get the job done.

AE4: Brendan O'Toole

Designated Weapon: Garrotte Wire

Mentor's Comment: Excellent. I love a good athlete on my team - even better when it's not a hotheaded dumbass. Though for a weapon requiring stealth, I don't have much hope in his putting that wire to good use.

AE5: Anzu Sakamoto

Designated Weapon: Kendama Cup-and-Ball game

Mentor's Comment: Well, that's a hilariously awful weapon from a pretty angry young lady. Still, physically fit so long as she doesn't go and fuck it up. Maybe her and AE 4 can link up and go the distance.

Bronze Bears

BB Mentor: The Coach

BB Mentor: Eli Palmer

These kids have potential; I just need to bring it out of them.

Team Conclusion: Will the bears be able to claw their way to victory? Or will they end up losing the upper paw?

Mentor's Comment: A good draw when it comes to weapons and some athletic and hardworking kids means this team looks like it could go far. Having twins on the same team is also a boon, because nothing says trust like a twin. I just need to make sure some of their personalities don't drive them apart and make them not work together one hundred percent because in a competition such as this a lack of trust and faith in your teammates can get you killed.

BB1: Tucker Hopkins

BB1: Tucker Gideon Hopkins

Designated Weapon: Smatchet

Mentor's Comment: He's got a good weapon and a good height advantage, but his unwillingness to kill isn't going to do him any favors in the long run. Hopefully he can be covered by the rest of the team until he changes his mind or passes his weapon on. Even then he could still be used to protect the others if they get in trouble though because I doubt many people will want to tangle with a kid who has a big knife.

BB2: Caroline Leveson

Designated Weapon: Fire Iron

Mentor's Comment: A strong work ethic is good in any situation and so is never giving up, that should work in her favor. Her weapon isn't too bad either. Just need to get her to the rest of the team quickly so that she can be a real asset. On the flip side getting emotional in a competition such as this can really get you in trouble, hopefully I can get her to concentrate and think before she acts otherwise she may alienate her teammates.

BB3: Matthew Weiss

Designated Weapon: Ruger Police Carbine 4

Mentor's Comment: Now this kid is an athlete, good thinker too and with his weapon he should have a very good chance of going far. We could build the whole team around him and use him to co-ordinate everyone else. His lack of quick thinking skills is a detriment but it shouldn't be too difficult to work around. In short he has a very good chance of going very far and taking the rest of the team with him. Shame he ended up on this show, he could have been a good player some day."

BB4: Paisley Hopkins

Designated Weapon: Stanley Screwdriver Set

Mentor's Comment: Having actual fighting experience is a big advantage in this competiton and I've heard stories about people being stabbed to death with screwdrivers. Along with her skill to figure out what people want she could work well with our QB. We'll need to get her to accept working in a team though and try and force that loner attitude out of her, otherwise she could end up in trouble.

BB5: Marcus Redder

BB5: Marcus Woodrow Redder

Designated Weapon: Bear Trap

Mentor's Comment: Another athlete is good, his weapon isn't as great but it has its uses. He looks to be a good team player as long as he can be kept relaxed and under control, don't want him going crazy at the wrong time. As long as he meets up with another member of the team early he should be in good shape to do well.

Cobalt Jellyfish

CJ Mentor: The Bowler

CJ Mentor: Caesar Knight

It's a hard "C", of course. Just like the Romans said it.

Team Conclusion: Bold and flamboyant they may be, but can they bring their latent stings to bear, or will they be swept along in the current of blood? Either way, the Jellyfish are destined for a dramatic performance.

Mentor's Comment: I'm not too fussed. I mean, maybe they can pull off something cool. Maybe they can't. But you know, once you've got things all set up for yourself, the little things don't phase you too much. It's gonna be a fun ride anyways, and that's what really counts.

CJ1: Bella Bianchi

Designated Weapon: 12 pack of instant sleeping pills

Mentor's Comment: I've seen this all before. She's gonna want those pills close at hand before the end, I'll tell you that.

Afraid of Blood: She explicitly has a blood phobia. Ironically, she's also an SOTF fan; the scent is more of a trigger for her than the sight. It's also mentioned in her profile that she is also Afraid of Needles.
Broken Ace: Bella is described as talented ballet dancer and actress who has a likely career in front of her, and is liked for being seen as a helpful Nice Girl. That said, she has major anxiety issues, and also a tendency to resort to violence, as Gene Steward and Paisley Hopkins could probably attest to.
Classical Anti-Hero: Bella is deeply flawed, with a history of emotional and anxiety issues, low self-esteem, difficulty connecting to her classmates, and is implied to be The Perfectionist. That said, at her core she is a decent person; she's largely motivated to attack others in cases of self-defense, Revenge, and/or as the lesser of two evils.
Dainty Little Ballet Dancers: Played with; Bella is a trained ballet dancer, and is somewhat on the unstable side. However, physically she's shown to be pretty tough, and her two kills involve bludgeoning.
Elegant Gothic Lolita: Her fanservice costume is a sweet lolita ensemble. She changes into it after getting her clothes covered in a mixture of Paisley Hopkin's and her own blood.
My Beloved Smother: Bella's mother, Berta, is this of the Stage Mom flavor. It's implied that this reaches uncomfortable levels.

CJ2: Cathryn Bailey

Designated Weapon: Pink Lawn Flamingo

Mentor's Comment: Maybe I shouldn't count these kids out too hard, but you gotta have the right equipment before you try to go big, you know? Can't just roll up to the lane in your hiking boots and look for strikes. I guess you could knock someone over and take their shoes here, but that's getting a little weird.

CJ3: Asa Rosen

Designated Weapon: Fiskars Brush Axe

Mentor's Comment: Not seein' it, man, sorry. Gotta find your own deal before you go tearing at everyone else's. Throw that perfect game before you throw down the gauntlet. I've done that all before, of course. Least he's got a nice sting at his side. We're doing that here, right?

CJ4: Regina Aston

CJ4: Regina "Reggie" Aston

Designated Weapon: Nulla Nulla

Mentor's Comment: Man, forget the team on this one. You don't go out conquering and put up little signs that say, 'Caesar and friends were here.' You sit on your freaking throne and go 'Yo, I'm Caesar. Make something of it.

CJ5: Jaxon Street

Designated Weapon: Mason Ross Autographed Basketball

Mentor's Comment: Man, what's with all these drama kids? Anyways, I'll be honest here, sewing clothes has got to be a lot easier than putting down precision throws over 60 feet of lane, and if you're gonna give up making your own stuff, you're not really cut out for slicing up your friends.

Alone with the Psycho: Finds himself sitting alone next to a suspiciously cheerful Marcus Redder. Moments later, he ends up dead with a pair of scissors buried in his chest.
Camp Gay: Flamboyent mannerisms? Check. Fashionista? Check. Theatre geek? Check.
Confession Cam: Frequently addresses the cameras directly, going so far as to discuss his outfit during his opening post.
Hope Spot: After a rough start, he forms what looks set to be a Power Trio with Marcus and Angie. One thread later, he and Angie are dead at Marcus' hands.
Late to the Tragedy: Played for Laughs when Jaxon's mentor, who had ignored him earlier in the game when he sought his advice, finally gets around to responding to him after he's just been killed.
Caeser Knight: "Yo Jaxon, catchin' up with everyone and makin' the rou... Fuck."
Taking You with Me: Tries to throttle his killer during his final moments. He doesn't succeed, but at least he tried.

Cyan Stingrays

CS Mentor: The Academic

CS Mentor: Cecelia Warren

The introduction of teams, coupled with the decision to draw from two school of widely varying socio-economic statuses, created a very unique atmosphere in Season Sixty-five. For the first time, the students were forced into association with groups—societies, if you will—without any real input of their own, which undeniably shaped their experiences and their chances for survival.

Team Conclusion: With a series of utility pulls and almost nothing in the way of real weapons, will the stingrays be able to find their sting, or will they flounder and be crushed beneath the waves?

Mentor's Comment: It has been noted repeatedly that simple weapon draws are among the least important factors in a student's long-term success, with one notable exception: students given proper armament are more likely to either "play" or otherwise become involved in violent altercations within the first day of the season. Given the dismal survival rate of first-day players, one could easily argue that a lack of starting weaponry actually constitutes an advantage for a team, especially given the potential for utility items to ease their integration into groups outside of their assigned allies.

CS1: Vahka Basayev

Designated Weapon: Canon Vixia HF R4xx Digital HD Camcorder

Mentor's Comment: Students like Mr. Basayev are among those most benefited by the team paradigm; whereas before, he might well have found himself unable to form alliances, and thus to give himself id-game thrust, now he has a group upon which he can fall back, and which may help him overcome his weaknesses. Whether he chooses an aggressive route or a more conservative one, he will be a definite asset to anyone he partners with, given his stature and strength.

CS2: Lisa Toner

Designated Weapon: J&D's Baconnaise Lite

Mentor's Comment: Ease of interaction is a benefit, certainly, but less of one than it traditionally was. Under the current model, students have a group which is guaranteed to have their best interests at heart, at least to begin with. This means that even unsociable students can find allies, but it also means that alliances between those who do not share teams will become more strained as the game continues and students are forced to consider their long term options. As such, I believe Ms. Toner is as close to dead weight as the Stingrays have.

CS3: Dougie Sharpe

CS3: Douglas "Dougie" Sharpe

Designated Weapon: Tickle Me Elmo

Mentor's Comment: A lack of leadership potential and initiative is still not a good thing by any means, as it thrusts more responsibility onto the shoulders of the other four members, but it's not the probable death mark of ten seasons ago. Mr. Sharpe's success or failure will likely fall entirely on whether he can pull himself together enough to at least work with his assigned allies; if he can't do that, he'll likely die alone instead.

CS4: Genevieve Cordova

CS4: Genevieve "Genni" Cordova

Designated Weapon: Rondel Dagger

Mentor's Comment: "In this case, I believe that Ms. Cordova's experience will serve her well if it doesn't get her killed in the early stages of the game. It's good to see someone with sports experience on the team, because that greatly improves the Stingrays' potential to function as a cohesive group. If she can hold it together, she should be a valuable asset indeed, especially coupled with two men who present more physical threats."

CS5: Aidan Adelman

Designated Weapon: Full Set of Team Bandannas

Mentor's Comment: Mr. Adelman seems most likely, given the team composition, to fall into the role of generalist or backup. His mental issues leave him somewhat unreliable, but he seems otherwise to be largely competent, and he could easily make up for an early loss of one of the other team members, taking on whatever needs doing. Better still, his weapon gives the entire team more options for avenues besides overt competition.

Ebony Whales

EW Mentor: The Socialite

EW Mentor: Karisma Chandra

You have to work your way around things.

Team Conclusion: While there team initials might imply otherwise, it looks like this team could produce a whale of a good time.

Mentor's Comment: They have good equipment, and I believe they can all bring something to the table that could help them win. All they need to know is to play smart, and to not be afraid of being creative.

EW1: Gabriel Munez

Designated Weapon: Cebra Ruby Pistol

Mentor's Comment: Oh, this one certainly has an edge to him, and I think he can be inspired to go far. I don't think he'll turn into a real killer, but that won't be necessary."

EW2: Leah Bissard

EW2: Leah Marguerite Bissard

Designated Weapon: Zastava M 70 AB 2

Mentor's Comment: A loner with a big gun. That should speak for itself, but I feel she'll start clinging to others as this goes on. Productivity will be temperamental at best.

EW3: Louise Luna

Designated Weapon: SOTF-TV's Sexiest People Calendar

Mentor's Comment: ...Oh. I didn't know that weapon was actually...Anyway, she seems like she'll be up to the challenge, but she might underestimate her competitors. Definitely needs to keep her head on a swivel. Those kids are still in high school aren't they?

EW4: Jewel Evans

Designated Weapon: Chatterbox Communicator Headsets (Full Team Set)

Mentor's Comment: Ah, this one is going to be good. As long as she listens to me, she can leave her mark. No promises on winning, but she'll get the pot stirring.

EW5: James Houlihan

Designated Weapon: FABARM FP 6

Mentor's Comment: Um, well maybe his smell will help keep people away from him...

Golden Hyenas

GH Mentor: The Smartass

GH Mentor: Mason Ross

Fuck this game.

Team Conclusion: With such a spread-out team, can the hyenas group together to make a formidable pack, or will they become the laughing stock of the island?

Mentor's Comment: They don't look like they'll gel together well, but then, that's what we're here to watch, right? I'll do what I can for 'em; I'm not Jay-Clay but I won a season too so I know a few things. Doesn't hurt they've got more guns than a rapper's posse. Maybe this won't go so bad.

GH1: Genesis Bradley-Baker

Designated Weapon: Mauser C96

Mentor's Comment: "Heh, you know what they say about preacher's daughters...Actually, what do they say? I don't... Uh, I don't know. Something about Jesus. In any case, she might wanna cool it with whole anti-authority thing, or I'll like...yell really loud in the headset at her."

GH2: Alice Young

Designated Weapon: X-Force 850 Pro

Mentor's Comment: When prompted for comment on Alice Young, Mason declined and left the room. He was found in one of the SOTF-TV HQ hallways a brief time later, muttering "Can't believe I'm doing this" to himself.)

GH3: Gene Steward

Designated Weapon: Slingshot

Mentor's Comment: "Guess we got a tactician here, if he knows so much about TV already. In sports knowing the other guy's plays before you hit the field or court is a nice advantage, so this kid'll....wait? Bloody T-shirt? Jesus, what's going on in the world today?"

GH4: Yagmur Tekindor

Designated Weapon: CZ 75

Mentor's Comment: I never saw Parks & Rec. Is it any good? Might have to give it a shot. Anyways, the politics won't be much help when he's getting shot at. He's a big kid though, and he might be good for the intimidation factor. Or being a meat shield, I guess.

GH5: Jackson King

Designated Weapon: Zap 'Em Handshake Gag

Mentor's Comment: If this were West Side Story, or Pitch Perfect, or even a drunk karaoke contest I'd be pulling for this kid. But in this case, he might wanna hide behind the Turkish dude. Or use that track experience and run till his feet bleed.

Honey Badgers

HB Mentor: The Intern

HB Mentor: Xavier Powers

Of course I know what I'm doing, I wouldn't be here if I didn't.

Team Conclusion: Seemingly an underwhelming ragtag group, it'll be fun to see if they can live up to their team namesake's ferocity and surprise us all.

Mentor's Comment: Fuck.

HB1: Nina Riddhi

Designated Weapon: Nair Lotion

Mentor's Comment: This is the type of girl who just says the wrong thing to the wrong person and ends up a stiff on the concrete. Hope she likes smiling when all her teeth are knocked out.

HB2: Amir al-Asad

HB2: Amir ibn Moussa ibn Khalid al-Asad

Designated Weapon: Trident

Mentor's Comment: Sorry dude, but you're not the kind of gladiator I've seen in the movies. Roll the credits on this one after I blink a few more times.

HB3: Riley Parker

Designated Weapon: OTF Scarab

Mentor's Comment: "Withdrawal can be some serious shit, even if she isn't as bad as some. If she goes ballistic and gets her head smashed in for it, I won't be surprised."

HB4: Colin Pigeon

Designated Weapon: Fleshlight

Mentor's Comment: All I can say is die how you lived, man - Relaxed, with some artificial poon.

HB5: Laura Mason

Designated Weapon: Haribo Sugarless Gummy Bears, 5-Pound Bag

Mentor's Comment: Well hey, look at this one! Somebody who actually has a shot on this team. She'll probably die first.

Ivory Sharks

IS Mentor: The Entrepreneur

IS Mentor: Dennis Rourke

Whatever your role, whatever your dreams, whatever your station in life, there is one constant and one constant only: you look the part, and then you become it.

Team Conclusion: The Sharks may not be physically impressive, but they've all got their teeth. Can they prove themselves the biggest fish in the pond?

Mentor's Comment: There is absolutely no doubt in my mind that the Sharks have the potential to outthink, outrun, and outgun the competition. Every person on this team has something to contribute, whether it be strength or leadership or firepower. If they can only find each other and come together, every other team will be simply dead in the water.

IS1: Dee Dixon

IS1: Diana "Dee" Dixon

Designated Weapon: Four and a half foot two handed boffer sword.

Mentor's Comment: We all have to start somewhere, but some of us have further to go than others. With some smart play and good strategy, however, there's no reason Miss Dixon can't be a real contender.

IS2: Taylor De Vasher

Designated Weapon: M67 Grenades x4

Mentor's Comment: An eye for fashion, I see - I can relate. Mister De Vasher may be called upon to do some heavy lifting for his team, but you don't have to cut an imposing figure to create a little shock and awe.

IS3: Lucia del Pirlo

IS3: Lucia Rosa del Pirlo

Designated Weapon: Jericho 941

Mentor's Comment: Another Shark with an appreciation for the finer things. Well, in this game, allies are a beauty of the sort you can't find in a museum. She may not be the greatest contender if she strikes off on her own, but her friendliness, fitness, and firepower will make her a true asset to her allies.

IS4: Lucy Williams

IS4: Lucille "Lucy" Williams

Designated Weapon: Szabla

Mentor's Comment: Athletic, likeable, clean and composed - the perfect traits to become a real backbone for the Sharks. As we all know, the sabre is an officer's weapon, and it would be difficult to find a better match.

IS5: Sarah Miller

Designated Weapon: Straight Razor, with a can of spray-on shaving cream

Mentor's Comment: Every team needs its dreamer. Once victory is a reality in Miss Miller's mind, the Sharks' path to success will stretch out clear and definite before them. With a sharp blade and a bit of imagination, there's no doubt she can take care of herself until then.

Jade Rhinos

JR Mentor: The Survivor

JR Mentor: Taylor Hodgkins

Can’t lean on anyone out there - you gotta take what’s yours.

Team Conclusion: Will the underdog Jade Rhino team take after their animal and be an unstoppable force? Or will they be overwhelmed by their opponents and burn?

Mentor's Comment: This isn't a numbers game. This is a game about brawn and guts and instinct, and I have faith in my guys to take it to the top.

JR1: Saachi Nidal

Designated Weapon: Sock 'Em Boppers

Mentor's Comment: "I figure alliances are overrated where the end goal is to outlive, and outlast. The girl's got sand, guts, and the swagger of a tough guy. All she needs is a place to hole up."

JR2: Forrest Doe

Designated Weapon: Blackthorn Shillelagh

Mentor's Comment: Get over your hate of gore, JR 2, and get over it fast. Hesitation is the easiest way of getting butchered out here.

Rainbow Parrots

RBP Mentor: The Owner

RBP Mentor: Shannon Gant

Hey man, I got a finger on the pulse of the TV culture, you feel me? Either you're with the times or left in the dust. Besides, I figure; I run this joint, I'm in the know, know what I'm saying?

Team Conclusion: A group of contrasts... much like their insignia. Can the Parrots overcome their differences and vastly varying personalities to win it all?

Mentor's Comment: Maaaaaan... half this gear seems like stuff you'd find at a yard sale when you're hungover. We got this though, know the resort better than the restroom in the local nightclub.

RBP1: Vincent Holway

Designated Weapon: Phillipine Bolo Knife

Mentor's Comment: Man this guy sounds about as fun as a joint in a crypt. Lighten up! Stab some folks!

RBP2: Ashley Namath

Designated Weapon: Mateba Model 6 Unica Autorevolver

Mentor's Comment: MAN! What a total weed! She looks like a chihuahua! Guns don't make chihuahuas scary, you know what I'm saying?

RBP3: Sarah Bourne

Designated Weapon: Mr. Potato Head

Mentor's Comment: "Consult the Potato. It is all knowing."

All Drummers Are Animals: Is the drummer of Scarlet Devil Mansion, and is naturally the band's most energetic member.
Companion Cube: Chip the Mr. Potato Head.
Cynicism Catalyst: Valarie's death hardens her, and motivates her to start targeting players. Caroline's death and Anzu's descent into madness further compounds this.
Four-Temperament Ensemble: Sanguine, in relation to her Scarlet Devil Mansion bandmates.
Genki Girl: Starts out as an energetic, hyperactive drummer with a tendency to tackle hug her friends as a greeting. She mellows out significantly however once Valerie's death is announced.
Mutual Kill: Dies shortly after killing Ashley.
Revenge: Becomes her primary motivation after the deaths of Valerie and Caroline. Though she claims to be targeting other players as a whole, once she finally has the game's top killer at her mercy she realises she can only bring herself to go after those who've hurt her friends.

RBP4: Sebastien Bellamy

Designated Weapon: Whoopee Cushion

Mentor's Comment: Dude... I've heard of killer munchies but the munchies can actually kill him? Suuuuuucks."

RBP5: Christopher Schwartz

Designated Weapon: Pony Pogo Stick

Mentor's Comment: Look on the bright side - any kill is automatic highlight reel, you feel me?

Battle Couple: Attempts to form this with his girlfriend Naomi Young, with the aim of helping her get ten kills whilst he helps his team to victory. It doesn't last long, however.
Empty Shell: Is left a broken shell after Naomi's death, eventually deciding to start going after his classmates.
Mutual Kill: Gets stabbed in the throat by Christine shortly after inflicting a mortal wound on her.
Shotguns Are Just Better: Becomes his weapon of choice after stealing Valerie's.
Then Let Me Be Evil: Gets accused of chasing down Sissy, who is quickly revealed to be lying. Nevertheless, after losing his girlfriend whilst he was taking a bathroom break, Chris decides he's had enough and promptly shoots Sissy in the face.

Rose Foxes

RF Mentor: The Veteran

RF Mentor: Brandon Parker

I watched this game grow up. I watched its culture, and I watched people call me a loser, a weakling, a coward. I say that nobody understands what winning cost me.

Team Conclusion: Brains, firepower and a little bit of tenacity; the perfect combination for IMPACT in the game of SOTF-TV!

Mentor's Comment: All right... we can go a few places with this. Let's see if the viewing public got any more forgiving.

RF1: Ramón Fuentes

Designated Weapon: Kimber Stainless Raptor II

Mentor's Comment: "Sounds like an underdog... hrmph, weird to see someone who just doesn't care about the show. Guess he'll have to learn quick."

RF2: Naomi Skye

Designated Weapon: Mexican Donkey Lamp

Mentor's Comment: "A boyfriend? ...Oh you poor dumb kid, you don't have a damn clue how this shit works."

RF3: Naomi Young

Designated Weapon: Electro-Shock Baton

Mentor's Comment: I guess if there's any consolation she probably isn't getting sunburned. As for friends... hah... better hope that they're the right ones, on the right side.

RF4: Will Brackenrig

RF4: Wilson George “Will” Brackenrig

Designated Weapon: Complete Set of Team Rosters

Mentor's Comment: Smart goes a long way. That draw helps with smart. Otherwise... well, you're going to see blood sooner rather than later kid, best get used to it.

Afraid of Blood: Ironically for a SOTF fan, he has hemophobia and can't stand the sight of blood.
Died in Your Arms Tonight: Passes away in the arms of his best friend Aidan.
Genre Savvy: As a fan of SOTF he's well aware of the various tropes that come into play.
Heel Realization: Downplayed, Will's a very nice person, but is nevertheless a big fan of SOTF and comes to the realisation that it's because of fans like him that SOTF continues to exist.
Heterosexual Life-Partners: Is very close friends with Aidan Adelman.

RF5: Erik Lowell

Designated Weapon: UTAS UTS-15

Mentor's Comment: You don't need to be in shape to pull a trigger. Getting out? Psh... good luck with it. Some people never get a shot at that.

Scarlet Panthers

SP Mentor: The Sellout

SP Mentor: Claudia Ghoul

I should write an album about this.

Team Conclusion: Can one of the panthers hunt down victory or will they fall prey to one of the opposition?

Mentor's Comment: I have a cool team here, good weapons, good kids. So maybe some of them won't quite last as long as others. But on the whole they should do well and they should look badass doing it. This is going to be fun I can tell already.

SP1: Lukas Graves

Designated Weapon: Welrod Suppressed Pistol

Mentor's Comment: Boo this kid. Refusing to play is just plain boring, especially when you have a weapon that good. If the rest of my kids are like this I will not be amused.

Actual Pacifist: Starts the game off openly swearing to never kill anyone, and remains true to his word right to the very end. He even needs to be convinced to keep his gun ready in case his group ever get attacked.
Driven to Suicide: Eventually decides to go out on his own terms, before he finds himself forced to play.
Fan Hater: Passionately hates SOTF TV with every fibre of his being.
Jerk with a Heart of Gold: Is smug, abrasive, looks down on everyone around him and is openly hostile to anyone who so much as suggests a fondness for SOTF. Given however that SOTF is a Deadly Game, he's not exactly in the wrong.
Pacifism Backfire: Manages to rescue Gene Steward without anyone getting hurt. Then Gene went and shoved Valerie down a set of stairs, the butterfly effect of which leads to even more deaths further down the line...
Shonen Hair: Has his hair gelled up into a spikey do that wouldn't look out of place on an anime protagonist.
The Killjoy: In a sense, his driving motivation is to try and sabotage the game by winning without ever killing anyone, and he is quick to berate anyone who openly enjoys SOTF.
Troll: Was one before arriving on the island, using the moniker Grave Keeper to troll SOTF fans online.

SP2: Isaiah Hall

Designated Weapon: Mere Patu

Mentor's Comment: I had to ask around the interns to find out what the hell that weapon is. After finding out I have to say this kid is looking good. He's athletic, has potential allies and a healthy amount of cockiness that can take you far. Looks like this team won't be a total waste of my time.

SP3: Norma-Jean Torkelson

Designated Weapon: Native American War Lance

Mentor's Comment: A cool as shit weapon and the ability to use it. Hell even if she goes nuts it should still be entertaining, five foot three girl running around with a lance anyone? Find me someone who says they don't think that will be funny and I'll find you a liar. Or however that quote goes.

SP4: Zoe Walker

Designated Weapon: Zweihänder

Mentor's Comment: If that isn't the most awesome looking name for a weapon I don't know what is. Looking up images of it the thing looks sick too. My girl here might not be able to pick it up though which sucks. Then again just the image of someone stalking their way through the game with this thing is enough to make my spine tingle. I'll need to go write some of this down for later. Also kickboxing? Holy shit she is an agent of death.

SP5: Michael Robinson

SP5: Michael Robinson, Jr.

Designated Weapon: Large Fishing Net

Mentor's Comment: Well the run of cool weapons had to end some time. Just unlucky it had to be you I guess. At least your good at acting buddy, maybe you can catch someone in a net of lies and then...ah fuck this metaphor. He'll be fine.

Silver Scorpions

SS Mentor: The Shrink

SS Mentor: Toby Schrieber

Precedent indicates that participants will experience poor decision making. My advantage is understanding and then countermanding said decisions.

Team Conclusion: Will the Scorpions be able to recover from their own poisonous mentality? Or will the other teams feel the sting of defeat?

Mentor's Comment: A most peculiar mixing of psychological outlooks, derived from fascinating sources. I look forward to studying them under the duress that Sot F puts on the psyche.

SS1: Bunny Barlowe

SS1: Bunny Emilia Barlowe

Designated Weapon: Razor Sweet Pea Scooter

Mentor's Comment: Actors have always intrigued me, as they need to put on someone else's face for a time. Miss Barlowe's tendency to annoy others in a high pressure environment will indubitably prove fascinating among her peers. I will be watching with some eagerness.

SS2: Pia Malone

Designated Weapon: Vektor SP 1

Mentor's Comment: The Scorpions appear to be rife with actresses, which gives me hope for some more cloak-and-dagger type tactics among them. Miss Malone's aggression and dependency on a dream in which she grapples other humans in front of a crowd could lead to the creation of something amazing in SOTF history.

SS3: Shadi Williams

Designated Weapon: Hikory Cane

Mentor's Comment: Temper appears to be a recurring problem amongst the Scorpions. Miss Williams' advantage will be in her strength and the ability to control that temper, as opposed to unleashing it. I do not have hopes for Miss Williams to go far, due to her aggression and her poor weapon. Perhaps time will make me a fool.

SS4: Austin White

Designated Weapon:Gold Retractable Spyglass

Mentor's Comment: I have high hopes for Mr. White, largely due to his ability to control a room and his charismatic approach to situations. He appears to be something of a leader type - and this particular grouping is in dire need of that. I most look forward to how he handles an aggressor in the mid to late stages of the season.

SS5: Corin Albanesi

Designated Weapon: Alejandro Sniper Rifle

Mentor's Comment: Every team needs something of a 'Yes-Man' aboard, and Mr. Albanesi fits the bill as a 'dumb muscle' archetype. All he needs is a mastermind to do the thinking for him. I'm curious to see who he tosses his allegiance to - if managed correctly, he would likely die for said leader.

Tan Bats

TB Mentor: The Pundit

TB Mentor: Randall Rochester

If God didn't want kids to kill kids, he wouldn't give His chosen agents high powered assault rifles to provide to 'em, and He wouldn't give 'em trigger fingers. The way I see it, we're all just agents in His divine plan, which we can be sure is fully thought out and the best for everyone, praise be and amen.

Team Conclusion: Can a team of ill-tempered loners armed with melee weapons ever hope to go up against others who can cooperate and keep at a distance?

Mentor's Comment: I tell you, anything worth doing is worth doing yourself. God didn't make the world for Communism, and He didn't make SOTF just to be played by teams. For sixty-four seasons, kids struggled alone just fine, so allies make things easier even if they don't play so nice. My team has it where it counts. They can make the hard decisions and do whatever they have to in order to bring America glory.

TB1: Erik Sheely

Designated Weapon: Kashmir Willow Cricket Bat

Mentor's Comment: He's gotta have something on his side if he lasted as a cheerleader. Back in Rock Springs, we had a guy try cheerlading one time, just as a joke for a day. I think it took a week for the boot print to wash off his ass. It's still a sin, of course, but what better a crucible to bring a lost sheep back into the fold?

TB2: Isabel Santana

Designated Weapon: Balisword

Mentor's Comment: An angry fat girl who wheezes when she tries to chase you down? Sounds like my mama, God rest her soul. If I saw her coming, I'd just turn and run. I know better than to risk a whoopin'.

TB3: Damion Castillo

Designated Weapon: Gunstock War Club

Mentor's Comment: I think we'll get along real well. This one knows that charity's just another word for enabling weakness. Everyone's gotta pull themselves up by their own bootstraps.

TB4: Søren Rosendahl

Designated Weapon: Cattle Gun

Mentor's Comment: That ain't a toy, son. You use it right, it'll treat you good. Just remember, the slaughter's part of being a farmer.

TB5: Christine Wallis

TB5: Christine Jane Wallis

Designated Weapon: Meat Cleaver

Mentor's Comment: The only plan that matters is His plan. Stick to that, and losing won't ever be a worry.

Violet Wolves

VW Mentor: The Winner

VW Mentor: Jared Clayton

Way I see it, I'm one of the only people who walked out of SOTF alive. Makes me more qualified than most to guide others to surviving too.

Team Conclusion: With seemingly neither the will nor the equipment to compete in the game... will the Wolves bow out, or will their mentor be able to instruct them in winning ways?

Mentor's Comment: ...Wow. Do any of these guys know how to turn on a goddamn television? Urgh. Time to play Mister Reality Check and sort their shit out.

VW1: Valerie Fitzroy

Designated Weapon: Winchester Model 1897 "Trench Gun"

Mentor's Comment: Too bad for her; you're participating the moment that you're picked. Time for her to get wise or get dead.

VW2: Angie Hart

VW2: Angela "Angie" Hart

Designated Weapon: Flashball

Mentor's Comment: Is this the friendship show? There's no sitting in circles holding hands and singing songs in SOTF. Look at it as a shot at a bigger audience than ever... if it makes you feel better.

VW3: Davis Todd

VW3: Davis Samuel Todd

Designated Weapon: Flintlock Axe Pistol

Mentor's Comment: Ooh a meathead. I'm thrilled. Less flash more smarts and we might have something. Otherwise? Forget it.

Decoy Protagonist: Davis gets a lot of focus early in the game, obviously geared towards playing him up as a hero. All of his scenes are titled with Superman references, and he takes time to explicitly consider the failings of past contestants who miscalculated and died. Then, as soon as he gets into conflict, his eye is gouged out and he's left critically wounded, soon to be picked off as the very first kill of the game.
Eye Scream: A simple fight over petty school grievances escalates rapidly, and Davis' opponent gouges his eye out with his bare fingers.
Improbable Hairstyle: Davis has a frohawk with the Superman logo shaved into the back, which stands out both for the relatively lower profile of comic book superheroes in the SOTF-TV universe and for the fact that absolutely nobody else in the story ever acknowledges or comments on his ridiculous haircut in any way.

VW4: Eden Bishop

Designated Weapon: Emeco 1006

Mentor's Comment: Well you're gonna need to be fast if you're not planning on abusing people with furniture, and by the looks of things... that's probably not her plan.

VW5: Lily Ashburg

Designated Weapon: Hello Kitty Aluminum T-Ball Bat

Mentor's Comment: I guess snark in the face of certain death worked for me...

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