Fountain of Memes: Say it with us now — Kefka! Or rather, Ted Woolsey's Kefka. Many have gone on to become Ascended Memes in Dissidia.
"Son of a submariner!"
"I HATE HATE HATE (repeat x number of times) HATE YOU!"
"'Wait' he says. Do I look like a waiter?"
"This is sickening! You sound like chapters from a self-help booklet!"
"Run run, or you'll be well done!"
And of course, his laugh.