"...an over-the-top, sixteen-car-pileup-sugar-popped-cereal-bowl of a series that's not afraid to be everything your mother warned you about television: a cartoonishly extreme, randomly fantastic, special-effects laden, three-fisted walking-and-talking toy-line advertisement of an action-adventure-sci-fi comic book in which the fabric of reality barely survives in the end, and the journey invariably reveals a completely surreal strangeness behind everything we hold to be true."Wendy "Dub-Dub" Watson is an art school graduate who, like most artists, has to get a Real Job to get by in life. Because she's an artist, this means temp work. Her mother worries about her and calls to ask embarrassing questions about her sex life that Wendy answers in dutiful deadpan... until the day she's temping for a genetics research firm and a multi-limbed, multi-eyed monster shows up in the reception area. Enter... the Middleman. He seems to be a refugee from the Silver Age of Comics, from his looks to his manner of speech. And having dispatched his duty, he warns Wendy that as far as the rest of the world is concerned this was a "gas explosion" and if she tells the truth of what she's seen he'll have to root her out like a hog (not in the Australian sense) and kill her.Wendy is immediately fired; it turns out her boss believes that she was the one who caused the "gas explosion" by fiddling with her missing father's lucky lighter. She spends a day pounding the pavement looking for more temp work but she finds no prospects now that word's spread that she's a possible pyromaniac. So she returns to the illegal sublet she shares with another young, photogenic artist only to have her artist-activist roommate Lacey inform her that she has a message from one more temp agency... a rather oddly named temp agency... and they want to see her immediately.So Wendy reports to the Jolly Fats Weehawken Temp Agency to check on the job offer. After a battery of increasingly bizarre aptitude tests at the hands of the cranky receptionist Ida, Wendy is introduced to the Middleman, who explains what his organization is about. You know the way things work in comic books where Mad Scientists and supervillains are always trying to take over the world? Well, that's also the way things work in real life. It seems he's looking for an apprentice and Wendy's cynical, snarky attitude and matter-of-fact reactions to things like the eyeball monster make her an ideal candidate for the job. Angry that he'd framed her Wendy refuses at first, but thanks to her current lack of any other prospects she relents and joins up. After that she embraces this new lifestyle and proves to excel at it, despite the problems a twenty-four hour a day "temp job" causes in her personal life.Originally a comic book (that itself started as a television pitch), Javier Grillo-Marxuach aptly adapted it for a surprisingly faithful series that had one season on the increasingly inaccurately named ABC Family. The season was originally intended to be thirteen episodes long, but was cut to twelve for budgetary reasons (and still managed to end on a satisfying note). The script for the never-filmed thirteenth episode, titled "The Doomsday Armageddon Apocalypse," debuted in a table read at Comic-Con '09 with almost all of the original cast, and was released as a graphic novel shortly thereafter. It is definitive proof that Tropes Are Not Bad.
— Javier Grillo-Marxuach's original pitch for The Middleman.
This series provides examples of:
- Absurdly High-Stakes Game: Shabumi in "The Obsolescent Cryogenic Meltdown"
- Action Girl: Wendy Watson, bien sur!
- Added Alliterative Appeal: true of not only the people in the show (as is proper in any Comic Books Homage), but the dialogue is also rife with alliteration.
- The Fabulous Face, former Middle organization super villain.
- Guy Goddard former Middleman.
- The Middle Man
- Wendy's ex boyfriend, Tommy Tam.
- Wendy Watson
- And as of the Comic-Con panel for the 13th episode: previous Middleman Raveena Rao, and Clarence Colton, the current Middleman's real name.
- A.I. Is a CrapshootThe Middleman: She's had the crankies something awful since she got stuck on "Domineering Schoolmarm version 2.0".
- Air-Vent Passageway: Lampshaded ("Was this building designed by television writers?") and then justified with "The Nakatomi Protocol," which makes the normally capillary-sized airvents big enough for people to crawl through
- Aliens Speaking English: Justified, they live on Earth after all.
- The Alleged Car: Wendy's Hruck Bugbear AKA "the poor man's Yugo."The Middleman: Sweet mother of Preston Tucker! Did you pick him up in that?
The Middleman: You said you had a car!
- Allergic to Love: The Middleman himself has a mild to moderate case.
- Alpha Bitch: The sorority girl Allie from "The Ectoplasmic Panhellenic Investigation" initially appears to be one, but is soon revealed to merely be suspicious of Wendy thanks to the Executive Board having been body swapped with physics nerds trying to take down the Greek system, and she turns out to be fairly nice and helpful with Wendy's current romantic drama.
- Alternate History: The Titanic figures in. And they did the research.
- Appearance Is in the Eye of the Beholder: The Middleman pretends the Underworld is this when he and Wendy visit; Wendy sees a soul-sucking office building, the Middleman claims he sees a vast overgrown field full of fierce beasts... before admitting he sees an office building as well.Wendy: (smiles) Wow. Somebody's funny in the Underworld.
- Applied Phlebotinum: The Middleman admits he has no idea whence come the weapons and gadgets and things — they just show up sometimes, in boxes.
- Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking: In the 13th episode: "You murdered my boyfriend, destroyed my workplace, trapped Noser in a giant diamond, gave my best friend Lacey leukemia, and did God knows what to the only father figure I've ever known, and the worst you could think to do to me was put me in a slave girl costume?"
- Artifact of Doom: The Cursed Tuba.
- Beard of Evil: Every male in the alternate universe has a goatee. Except for the guy who wants to leave it
- Big "NO!": In the very first episode, when the villain of the day, a mad scientist planning to build an army of super-gorilla soldiers controlled by a supercomputer to take over the world, accidentally destroys her own supercomputer. It's hilariously long.
- Brand X:
- Call-Back: All of The Middleman's "Code 47s" to Wendy in the case of his death are references to previous episodes
- Calvinball: Shibumi. It apparently has rules, but they're apparently impossibly complex
- Captain Obvious:
- Don Calfari in the pilot.Don Calfari: But I did not give the order to wipe out the Spaldoni family. That is an order that I did not give.
Henchman: Okay, Don Calfari. If you did not give the order, then what does that mean?
Don Calfari: That would mean someone had to give the order... Someone that was not me.
- The Middleman has shades of this occasionally.Middleman: Dubbie? It is I, the Middleman.
Wendy: Really. Calling me on the Middlewatch, that only we have.
- Don Calfari in the pilot.
- Cassandra Truth: Pip tries to tell everyone that Noser is a ventriloquist, but it doesn't really help that he puts in the part about Lacey kissing him.
- Cat Fight: Subverted, bigtime.
- Catch-Phrase: Several:
- "Oh phooey."
- Also, "I'm just the middleman."
- "You have to admit, my plan is sheer elegance in its simplicity."
- Celebrity Star: Boy Band Varsity Fanclub
- Also, Kevin Sorbo as Middleman '69
- Celestial Bureaucracy: The Underworld is a giant office building with files in the back room.
- Chekhov M.I.A.: Wendy's father disappeared under mysterious circumstances.
- Chekhov's Gun:
- The concussive stun field generator.
- The rarely accurate Tarot card reader girl.
- The Chew Toy: The Training Robot, who always ends up having its head knocked off.
- Cloudcuckoolander: Noser, who greets Dub-Dub each time she gets off the elevator with lyrics. She identifies them.
- Cool Car: The Middlemobile, and Dub-Dub's Smart Car, the second Middlemobile
- Corrupt Corporate Executive:Alternate Dubbie
- Covered In Slime: Due to the MIB-esqueness.
- Cursed with Awesome: The tuba player is cursed with immortality. Well, not since he started dating again.
- "And did I mention the dating's going great?"
- Dangerous Forbidden Technique: The Wu-Han Thumb of Death.
- Decontamination Chamber: That's what you get for being made of meat.
- Demonic Dummy: Little Vladdie, who is Vlad the Impaler's favorite ventriloquist dummy
- Department of Redundancy Department: "An Upscale Shopping Center in an Upscale Part of Town."
- "The Doomsday Armageddon Apocalypse"
- "Die Hard" on an X: Repeatedly and forcefully lampshaded. Or, as the Middleman puts it, the HQ gets invaded three times a year.
- Disguised in Drag: In "The Ectoplasmic Panhellenic Investigation," a fraternity pledge sneaked into a sorority house this way, only to see and hear some ghosts as a result of Pineal Weirdness. Wendy eventually takes him back to the house in drag so the ghosts can explain how they got that way.
- Dramatic Drop: Wendy drops a spoon upon unexpectedly getting a well-timed, very important tidbit of information.
- The Dreaded: Noser's talent and reputation as a ventriloquist are so great that the mere mention of his name causes one contestant in a competition to drop out, leave and quite possibly quit competing all together.
- Duel to the Death: In "The Sino-Mexican Revelation", MM must duel on behalf of Sensei Ping.
- Eagleland: The Middleman is an excellent Type 1 example.
- Early Installment Weirdness: The Middleman swearing in the first episode, a one-off joke that's completely inconsistent with his characterization from then on.
- Every Episode Ending: Wendy and Lacey in their illegal sublet, bonding.
- Evil Is Petty: A common theme. Many villains are engaging in nefarious acts for disproportionately small gains.The Middleman: All this, just to bring down a sorority? Why?
Eleanor Draper: The Omegas are elitist, hedonistic...
The Middleman: They wouldn't take you, would they?
Eleanor Draper: I hate those exclusive sluts!
- Extended Disarming: the Middleman makes liberal use of Hammerspace doing this in the first episode before going on to prove his badass is in full working order.
- Eyepatch of Power: The altMiddleman has one... because Sensei Ping plucked out his eye.
- Failsafe Failure: Wendy has to push Ida's reset switch to stop the detonation. Unfortunately, the nanobots beat her to it and disabled it.
- Fanservice: Quite a bit for a "family" show, including Wendy and Lacey's short-shorts and Dubbie's "slutty but sweet" pirate outfit in "The Sino-Mexican Revelation"
- And don't forget the catsuit and the "Honey Ryder nightmare."
- Prefer your eye candy male? The Middleman's spent some time in a bicep-baring toga (and later a tank top), altMiddleman goes shirtless in leather pants. And then there was the time he wore a tux. And got handcuffed to a pipe.
- And then there was the time they both had to strip to their undies (and then more so for MM) in the Decontamination Chamber. Yowza. And then there's altLacey and altIda - same snark, completely different package
- "Fantastic Voyage" Plot: Or, as they put it, Die Hard. In a robot.
- For Halloween, I Am Going as Myself: Supernatural creatures picking jobs that no one would bat an eye at discovering them doing.
- Freaky Friday: In "The Ectoplasmic Panhellenic Investigation," a mad scientist in training switches minds with the Middleman.
- Funny Background Event: the very first scene of the very first episode and at least Once an Episode thereafter. Dubbie's battle with the giant levitating fish is probably the best example.
- Fun with Subtitles: In "The Sino-Mexican Revelation", Wendy shakes down a lucha martial artist for information; at first she talks to him in Spanish with helpful English subtitles... and when she slips and starts talking in English, the subtitles are in Spanish.
- Geeky Turn-On: Wendy and her boyfriend have sex for the first time after locating and playing an ultra-rare, super violent video game.
- Getting Crap Past the Radar: Considering the show ran on ABC Family, it managed to get quite a few things past the censors:
- The bad guy said "Son of a bitch" without being bleeped.
- Dub-Dub said "Get your paws off me, you damn dirty ape" without being bleeped.
- Wendy also used a tube of brown paint to make an excrement metaphor.
- "Now let's try to get there before that little girl sucks the band through a hole... IN SPACE!. "
- In "The Cursed Tuba", the Middleman is telling Lacey why they can't date, citing a "rule at my job". He wishes he could get around the rule, but his choice of quote and metaphor has an unfortunate alternate interpretation...The Middleman: It's like Sam Boone says in Ride Lonesome; there are some things a man can't ride around.
- The Middleman insists that Wendy must infiltrate the Omegas because a sorority house is the one place someone like him would never be "allowed to penetrate".Wendy: That's not what I heard.
- The last televised episode has Wendy's boyfriend spending the night.
- Wendy referring to the genetics lab monster as a "hentai tentacle monster".
- In "The Boy-Band Superfan Interrogation", the episode starts with Wendy and roommates trying to adjust an old satellite dish to pick up a martial arts tournament...Lacey: How about now?
Wendy: Fuzz.... fuzz... fuzz... ooh, fuzzy porn!
Lacey: Sounds good to me.
- Genre Savvy: Both the Middleman and Wendy to various degrees. In fact, their knowledge of comic book tropes is part and parcel of the job they do.
- Ghost in the Machine: The literal machine, as Ida's brain looks exactly like Ida.
- A God Am I: In the panel for the 13th episode, collecting thousands of pineal glands and creating a hivemind from all the uMasters of the world allows Manservant Neville to become a Reality Warper. He quickly dubs himself a god.
- Good News, Bad News: Taken to extremes.
- Goshdang It To Heck: All of the Middleman's dialogue is like this, except for once (where it's appropriately bleeped).
- In the Comic-Con 13th episode table read, you can tell the excrement's hit the cooling-device when MM swears twice without being bleeped (which also counts as a Precision F-Strike). Not that there's no bleeping - Wendy gets bleeped at least twice.
- Most swearing is bleeped, and to emphasize the fact it's a "family" show, the lips of the person swearing are covered by a black box for the duration of the offending words...but there's a fractional delay to let astute viewers know which naughty word was likely the one spoken.
- Greasy Spoon: Batter of the Bulge Pancake House (home of the Luftwaffle!)
- Hammerspace: The Middleman decides to walk into a situation unarmed, and spends several moments pulling increasingly improbable weapons and devices off his person, including an opened crossbow.
- Heel Realization: Middleman '69, just before his Heroic Sacrifice
- Heroes "R" Us: O2STK, the "Organization Too Secret To Know", which apparently bankrolls and operates the Middleman Organization.
- He Who Must Not Be Seen: Sensei Ping, after his introductory episode.
- Heroic Sacrifice:
- Heterosexual Life-Partners: There is no closer pair of female friends on television than Wendy and Lacey.
- Human Popsicle: There's a Middleman who was in cryogenic storage until he was needed.
- Hunting the Most Dangerous Game: "The Manicoid Teleportation Conundrum"
- Idiosyncratic Episode Naming:
- The first episode is called "The Pilot Episode Sanction," from the first trade paperback titled "The Trade Paperback Imperative."
- The second is called "The Accidental Occidental Conception".
- The third? "The Sino-Mexican Revelation," which was an adaptation of the graphic novel "The Second Volume Inevitability."
- "The Manicoid Teleportation Conundrum"
- "The Flying Fish Zombification"
- "The Boy Band Superfan Interrogation"
- "The Cursed Tuba Contingency"
- "The Ectoplasmic Panhellenic Investigation"
- "The Obsolescent Cryogenic Meltdown"
- "The Vampiric Puppet Lamentation"
- "The Clotharian Contamination Protocol"
- "The Palindrome Reversal Palindrome"
- And #13 - "The Doomsday Armageddon Apocalypse".
- Imagine Spot: Wendy goes off into daydream land a couple times an episode when prompted by a situation that warrants her thinking something over.
- Infinite Supplies: Lampshaded; The Middleman doesn't know where any of his stuff came from, it's just there.I got recruited the exact same way you did. When the last Middleman hired me, he never said (who he worked for) and I never asked. Ida was already there. So were all the weapons and gadgets and things. I don't know where they come from, they just do. Maybe Ida runs the show. Maybe it's "The Conspiracy." Maybe it's God. I'm just The Middleman.
- Informed Ability: Noser's abilities with music and ventriloquism are supposed to be virtuoso level; we know this from the reactions of people around him rather than ever seeing him ply his craft.Tyler: That's the longest game of stump the band I've ever seen without hearing any music.
- Insistent Terminology: The title cards always refer to Wendy's place as "The illegal sublet Wendy shares with another young, photogenic artist." The pirate themed bar has a similar insistent name.
- Ironic Echo: approximately half of the snark, lending credence to Wendy's Photographic Memory.
- It's Personal: Certain things make even MM break the rules.
- Its Pronounced Tropay: A plot point in one episode, when Tyler is being reviewed by the board of Fatboy Industries and he notices that they pronounce Manservant Neville's first name like it would normally be pronounced, rather than they way it actually is ("MA Nservant" rather than "Minservant") It reveals that this is just another test.
- I Want My Beloved to Be Happy: Why Lacey decides to dump Tyler so he can date Wendy. Please note that the "beloved" in this example is Wendy, not Tyler
- Jerk Ass:
- Pip is usually described as a "malignant nematode", but the idea is the same.
- Sensei Ping
- Ida, who spends every episode making cranky, cutting remarks and casting aspersions on Dubbie's character. Still technically one of the good guys, though.
- Just Between You and Me: Subverted in that the Palindrome doesn't want to talk about his plan. His alternate counterpart, however...
- Kiss of Distraction: Lacey gets a videotape of Noser's ventriloquism performance away from Pip by distracting him with a kiss. Later on, Pip tries to explain to Joe that he had a tape of the performance but Lacey stole it, but Joe doesn't believe she would do such a thing. When Pip explains that she distracted him with a kiss, Joe laughs and says, "Yeah, this story's getting easier to believe."
- Lampshaded the Obscure Reference: Spoofed when Middleman '69, who has been in cryogenic stasis for the past for decades, makes a Star Trek reference and then apologizes for referencing an obscure short-lived TV series.
- Lampshade Hanging: Metaphorically speaking, there are lampshades hanging off every available surface on this show's sets. The Middleman and Dub-Dub seem to have a supply of them handy for hanging them whenever a situation calls for it.
- There's a literal wall of unexplained lamps at the organization's headquarters. This may or may not be where they keep their extra shades in between cases.
- Large Ham: You will use respect when addressing Sensei Ping!
- Laser-Guided Amnesia:
- Of the two-day variety in Tyler's case.
- In "The Vampiric Puppet Lamentation," the Middleman actually manages to utter the phrase "suffering from some sort of vampire-puppet-induced amnesia" with a straight face.
- Literal Metaphor: More a case of confused slang terms.Wendy: Guy, what are you doing here?
Guy: At present, I'm looking for some hooch.
Wendy: You stay away from my roommate!
Guy: I meant a drink.
- Layman's Terms: MM explaining the H.E.Y.D.A.R. to Wendy.
- Living Forever Is Awesome: Cecil Rogers.
- "Did I mention how great the dating has been?"
- Mad Scientist: The raison d'etre for the Middleman organization.
- Man Behind the Man: Wendy's Alternate Universe counterpart is the real leader of the tyrannical [FatBoy Industries; Manservant Neville is just a prop.
- Martial Pacifist: Dub-Dub and to a lesser degree, Lacey, playfully parody the trope.
- McGuffin: In "The Palindrome Reversal Palindrome," all of them are named after famous McGuffins.
- Mega Corp.: FatBoy Industries, especially in the Alternate Universe
- Mentor Ship: Between the Middleman and Wendy according to some parts of the fandom, and between the Middleman and his Middleman, Raveena Rao, in canon.
- Mickey Mousing: Sensei Ping's every sudden move is accompanied by a "whoosh!" sound effect. Possibly an Actor Allusion to Mark Dacascos's most famous role.
- Mirror Universe: An entire episode centered around one, "The Palindrome Reversal Palindrome."
- Missed the Call: Tyler was supposed to be the next apprentice Middleman... but his roommate misplaced the envelope.
- Monsters Anonymous: Roxy Wasserman's succubus halfway house.
- Mood Motif:
- The guitars of Spy Mysteriousness.
- The horns of Spy Drama.
- No Name Given: The Middleman doesn't appear to go by any other name. Lacey, not knowing his name, refers to him as Sexy Bossman, to Dub-Dub's consternation.
- In the comics, his first name is revealed as Clarence, during his funeral.
- In the 13th episode, his name is revealed as Clarence Colton.
- No Peripheral Vision: Subverted.The Middleman: Dubbie, cover your eyes! [fires device, which subdues someone who had been hiding on the ceiling]
Wendy: [who paused to ask why rather than simply obeying and got hit by the device's discharge] ...concussive stun field generator. Yeah. [thud]
- Noodle Incident: Lacey refers to something involving "blueberry pudding pops and the elliptical machine."
- A slightly different version of the trope is used when the Middleman and Dubbie manage to bluff NASA away from a downed space probe...by pretending to be NASA. After the real agents leave...Wendy: We should be NASA every mission.
The Middleman: It's thinking like that that led to drug-resistant malaria.
- In the same episode, a minute earlier...The Middleman: I'll be godfather to an aardvark before I let a debacle like the Viking Mission happen on my watch.
Wendy: The Viking... but those were unmanned...?
The Middleman: I'll explain in the car.
[cuts directly to next scene with no explanation]
- A slightly different version of the trope is used when the Middleman and Dubbie manage to bluff NASA away from a downed space probe...by pretending to be NASA. After the real agents leave...
- Older Than They Look: If everything said about Sensei Ping is taken at face value, he must be at least seventy years old, but he only appears to be around forty.
- Once an Episode: Every Motive Rant includes the villain claiming that his or her plan is "sheer elegance in its simplicity, isn't it?" followed up by either Wendy or the Middleman replying "No."
- There's also the Wilhelm Scream in every episodes and "reaping the whirlwind" pops up a lot. Plus, they usually have some prop from the previous episode in the background.
- The Funny Background Event
- In the comic book every volume has the phrase "Giant Balls" in a different language (Italian in volume 1, Spanish in volume 2, French in volume 3).
- Only One Name: Noser, one of the other young, photogenic artists who lives in the illegal sublet. He has never been addressed as anything else but that one name.
- Although the Middleman always addresses him as Mister Noser.
- Our Monsters Are Different
- Painting the Medium: every single time the time is mentioned in on-screen titles, it's different. In episode three, it changed between time zones ("Alaska Time," "Zulu Time"), in episode five it was phrases about time ("Hammer Time," "Jail Time") In episode eleven it was "Four Hours Six Minutes Before the Inevitable Detonation." Also, Wendy's and Lacey's apartment is usually referred to as "The illegal sublet Wendy shares with another young, photogenic artist." (Occasionally it's "her equally adorable roommate Lacey" instead.)
- At least once it was "her sexpot roommate."
- There's also the time that Wendy wonders if the Middleman secret headquarters was built by TV writers
- Parental Abandonment:
- Missing Mom: Lacey's mother, Dr. Barbara Thornfield, M.D. PhD is so busy she calls once a year to rationalize why she forgot Lacey's birthday, every year. She's so distant that her assistant doesn't know which daughter Lacey is, and Lacey is an only child. She's so distant that Lacey does not call her "mother" or "mom" but "Dr. Thornfield" and when not speaking to her directly refers to her as "Dr. Barbara Thornfield, M.D. PhD".
- Disappeared Dad: Wendy's father has been missing since she was 14. All she has to remember him by is a Zippo lighter which the Middleman used to frame her for the event at which they met so he could recruit her.
- Photographic Memory: One of Dub-Dub's talents... maybeMiddleman: Photographic Memory?
Wendy: Abstract Impressionist.
- Pineal Weirdness: Apparently losing your pineal gland either lets you see ghosts or puts you in psychic contact with your Mirror Universe counterpart.
- Or if you're a flying pike, your pineal gland gives the antidote for fish zombification.
- Post-Kiss Catatonia: Pip, after Lacey kisses him.
- The Power of Love: MM and Lacey
- What might be a subversion, as they are taken hostage/over by demonic puppets, which turn into real people if married while on the arms of two people who are in true love.
- Pretentious Latin Motto:
- The Middleman organization's motto: Pugnantes Malos, ne hos Pugnetis: We Fight Evil So You Don't Have To
- Pip used pretentious Latin in the gallery show he'd tried to pull off: Deus ex Pip.Pip: It's Latin for "The Machines of Pip."
Lacey: That's not what it means.
- Prophecy Twist: "Young Noser will be rent limb from limb to save you!"
- Puppy-Dog Eyes: Lacey excels at them when she's not being smug.
- Race Lift: Wendy was originally white in the comics but played by Natalie Morales who is Cuban-American.
- Retirony: Cindy, who was two weeks away from retirement.
- The Resolution Will Not Be Televised : The show was canceled after 12 of 13 episodes. The finale, The Doomsday Armageddon Apocalypse has been adapted into a graphic novel (not to be confused with the earlier graphic novels, which were adapted into the TV show, take place in a different continuity to the show/new comic, and also ended on a mysterious-and-as-yet-unexplained cliffhanger). At Comic-Con 2009, the whole cast got together to do a read-through of the unfilmed script for Episode 13. A semi-approved 'bootleg' video of the event is available online (and at one point was linked to from the O2STK website, and it eventually appeared on youtube.
- Running Gag:
- The Interrodroid getting its head ripped off, Ida always calling Wendy a stoner, and the removal of the pineal gland causing psychic powers. Also, the fake IDs used by Middleman and Wendy:Doctor: We don't get many visitors from the Department of Education.
Wendy: Well, if you can teach the criminally insane, you can teach anyone.
- Either Tyler or Wendy referring to a "____-nado", followed up with the other one responding "A tornado made of ____?"
- Also, the "My plan is sheer elegance in its simplicity, isn't it?" line that every. single. villain uses. Which is then nicely subverted in its final appearance. "You have to admit, my plan is sheer elegance in its draconian complexity."
- The Interrodroid getting its head ripped off, Ida always calling Wendy a stoner, and the removal of the pineal gland causing psychic powers. Also, the fake IDs used by Middleman and Wendy:
- Schmuck Bait: The Middleman gives Wendy a list of three things she must never bring up in conversation with Sensei Ping. Naturally, she ends up bringing up all three.
- Although she did do it on purpose because he was getting on her nerves.
- Science Cannot Comprehend Phlebotinum: One of the Middleman's standard pieces of equipment is a B.T.R.S. scanner, which looks for things Beyond the Realm of Science.
- Scout Out: The Wilderness Girls
- Secret Identity: Lacey and Noser both think that Wendy works for a consultant who solves exotic problems. Which, strictly speaking, is true. But Lacey also knows about Wendy's Middlewatch and thinks it's pretty odd for a temp job to have a pager that works like that.
- Heck, Lacey seems oblivious even when she encounters Wendy wearing her full uniform complete with sidearm.
- Serial Escalation: Every episode seems able to top the last in making everything more awesome.
- Shoe Phone: There's a lot of unusual spy gear, ranging from watches to funky glasses.
- Shout-Out: Has its own (in progress) page, where shoutouts are sorted by episode due simply to the sheer density of them. Those that are still unsorted:
- Animal House
- Anime: Wendy explicitly refers to the first weird thing she meets as "a hentai tentacle monster".
- Astro City
- The FlashMiddleman: Barry Allen or Wally West?
Wendy: Do you want me to leave?
- The Austin Powers movies.
- The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension
- The Avengers - Like Wendy's father, Emma Peel's husband disappeared in a mysterious and unexplained DC-3 crash. Also, Wendy's Imagine Spot upon being asked to join the Middleman is a pastiche of the Avengers opening credit sequence.
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer
- ChinatownMalfunctioning Ida: She's my sister. She's my daughter. My sister. My daughter.
- Die Hard: Multiple times in multiple episodes.Wendy: Yippie Kai Yay -Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep-
- Doctor Strange: And the anti-vampire Montesi Formula.
- Doctor Who: The NASA experts are named after Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart, Sgt. Benton, and Zoe Herriot, as well as a reference to "Zygons," "McCrimmon College" (for Jamie McCrimmon), and "The Treaty of Periperpegilliam" (for Peri, because that was her actual first name).
- In the unmade thirteenth episode, the Middleman's instructions to Wendy before his Heroic Sacrifice are a direct quote from the speech the First Doctor gives his granddaughter before they part.
- Dr. Strangelove Balthorium
- Dudley Do-Right
- Escape from New York
- The Flintstones: MM invokes the name of The Great Gazoo.
- Flowers for Algernon
- Galaxy Quest: Possibly, one episode features a stolen beryllium sphere.
- Gaslight: Mentioned by name as Wendy calls Pip out on trying to mess with her head.
- Ghostbusters (1984): On par with the Shout-Out list for Back to the Future Annotated here.
- Guns Of Navarone
- Howard the Duck: MM tells Cindy she's trapped in a world she never made.
- Indiana Jones
- Jake 2.0: A show Javier Grillo-Marxuach worked on before The Middleman
- James Bond
- Joe 90
- Kill Bill
- Lost in Space
- The Matrix: The Ida-inside-of-Ida is a polite, well-dressed, middle-aged lady.
- Men in Black
- Minority ReportIda: We got a red ball!
- Monty Python's Flying Circus: The Brotherhood of the Pointed Stick, Everything about High/Maximum Aldwin.
- Monsters, Inc.: Varsity Fanclub is using a scream harvester
- My Little Pony
- Nick Fury: The Steranko run.
- Planet of the Apes
- Spider-Man: Dub-Dub quotes the Catch-Phrase: "With great power comes great responsibility."
- seaQuest DSV
- Star Trek: Namechecked multiple times.
- And another time...altPip: You mean the sci-fi series [...] starring the great George Takei?
Wendy: This is an evil universe.
- Star Wars
- The Story of O
- The Church of the SubGeniusJ.R. "Bob" Dobbs International Airport
- The Princess Bride:Wendy: I don't think female problems means what you think it means.
- 24: Wendy refers to beating a confession out of a robot as "Jack Bauering".
- Usagi Yojimbo
- The Wild Wild West
- Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory
- The X-Men ("Old school, not Ultimate.")
- The titles of each episode/graphic novel are homages to Robert Ludlum.
- Cat People: "Irena Dubrovna"
- Sir Swears-a-Lot: Cindy Marshall is constantly dropping Cluster F-Bombs, especially when the Middleman tries to interrogate her. This is especially funny as, while she's actually a hardened alien rebel commando, Cindy Marshall looks like a fourteen year old girl
- Spicy Latina: Invoked by Middleman '69, who refers to Wendy as "a hot and spicy Spanish girl."
- Something Only They Would Say: "Dubby, I'm afraid I can't divulge sensitive Middle secrets through a civilian interpreter."
- Spy Catsuit: "This is how a real woman dresses?"
- Stock Scream: The "Wilhelm" can be heard Once an Episode. Including the comic version of Episode 13, where it's rendered as "aaaah-aaaaargh!", with a note in the annotation explaining that's the best they could do.
- Strange Minds Think Alike: This show practically runs on it.
- Technical Pacifist: Wendy hates guns, but has a bit of a geeky affection for the sci-fi weapons the Middle organization uses. She also loves training with Sensei Ping, and she frequently protests the Middleman's tendencies toward violence. But she had no problem whatsoever beating a venomous Peruvian Pike to death.
- Not to mention her childhood dream of killing a vampire.
- Theme Song: "Middleman!"
- They Call Me Mister Tibbs:
- Wendy has a problem of people going overly familiar with her. Despite this her roommate Lacey calls her Dub-Dub, The Middleman calls her Dubbie, and Tyler calls her Dubs. Cloudcuckoolander Noser always addresses her by her full name 'Wendy Watson'. Wendy's first episode soon-to-be-ex-boyfriend Ben seems to be just about the only one who ever just called her "Wendy".
- The Middleman will call her "Wendy" when he's in great danger, or he's concerned for her safety.
- They Fight Crime!:So you don't have to.
- Title In: Spoofed, playfully, and with increasing wackiness and tongue-in-cheekiness.
- Training from Hell: Averted. MM warns Wendy that Sensei Ping's tutelage will be painful and cruel. Wendy loves every minute.
- Trojan Prisoner: Wendy and Alt-Lacey try this to escape from Fatboy Industries after knocking out Alt-Wendy, who's in charge. It doesn't go well.
- Truth Serums: One of the Middleman's gadgets works like a room-wide dispersal of such.
- Understanding Boyfriend: For the brief time in the thirteenth episode when Tyler is aware of Wendy's job, the only thing about it that bothers him is the realization that his own job was just a means for Manservant Neville to get to her.
- Unit Confusion: 4000 angstroms of Balthorium-G.
- Unfazed Everyman: Her reaction to the lab explosion is how she got the job.
- The Unpronounceable: The name of the energy drink "!!!!" is "pronounced" by doing jazz hands, stomping a foot, and making a rather enthusiastic face.
- Unusual Euphemism: Frequently used by the Middleman, usually a form of Shout-Out. "Guns of Navaronne!" "Flowers for Algernon!"
- And as a "my god" substitute in one episode, "My Little Pony!"... yeah, this show is capital-W Weird.
- UST: MM and Lacey. And sort of freakily, Middleman '69 and Ida. Pip and Lacey.
- Weirdness Censor: Present, accounted for, and Lampshaded in a paranoia-inducing way;The Middleman: What makes more sense: that a gas main exploded, or that a monster trashed a science lab? If I hadn't planted your lighter, some other pink-skinned Normal would have come up with a rational explanation. People want to believe that reality's normal. The ones who don't are freaks, and nobody believes them anyway.
- Well-Intentioned Extremist: Manservant Neville, whose attempt to become a Living God is environmentally inspired.
- What Would X Do?: "WWWWD... What would Wendy Watson do?"
- The Whitest Black Guy: In "The Accidental Occidental Conception", there's a busboy at a Chinese restaurant who talks about his boss's long work hours as being "a culture thing" and, when asked to translate an occult Mandarin chant, says:Busboy: Dude, I'm like third-generation twice-removed. I don't speak a lick of Chinese.
- Why Did It Have to Be Snakes?: Cecil Rogers, who's immortal, refuses to go on boats of any kind. Admittedly, he has good cause—he's both a survivor of the Titanic and he points out that if he drowns he'll be stuck in a constant cycle of drowning and being revived for eternity. It turns out this was a lie later on when he shows up on the ship in question, revealing himself to be the episode's Big Bad
- Will Not Tell a Lie: The Middleman, at least when he's not undercover. Hilariously used in the pilot:Middleman: If there's one thing I hate more than mad scientists trying to take over the world, it's scientists who twist innocent primates with computer-enhanced mind control to live out their sick and perverted fantasies of criminal power!
Wendy: Is it true what you said up there?
Wendy: That if there's one thing I hate more than mad scientists trying to take over the world, it's scientists who twist innocent primates with computer-enhanced mind control to live out their sick and perverted fantasies of criminal power?
Middleman: ...why would I lie about that?
Wendy: I don't know, it just seems like an oddly specific thing to hate.
Middleman: Self-knowledge is the gateway to freedom.