Kiss of Distraction
Someone (usually but not always a woman) needs something from someone else (usually but not always a man). So Alice lays on the liplock, and when Bob recovers from post-kiss bliss, he finds out that his wallet, or key, or secret plans, or map, or weapon, has been stolen. Or his enemies have all escaped, or sneaked into the castle, or he's been chained to his chair. Of course in all this kissing, the kisser usually gets more than she (or he) is bargaining for and gets a little carried away her/himself. Can be used to ignite or ramp up UST between two characters, or to indulge in some Foe Yay. Differs from the Fake-Out Make-Out because in that case both people are faking the kissing in order to cover up that they're united in trying to do something nefarious. Distinct from Distracted by the Sexy because in this case the sexy is not just wandering by but (quite literally) in your face. A favorite tactic of the Lovable Rogue, Classy Cat-Burglar, Gentleman Thief, Femme Fatale and particularly Affectionate Pickpocket. The Batman exception: This ploy is not likely to work on a kissee who is Crazy-Prepared or even just Properly Paranoid. In especially unfortunate cases may also be a Kiss of Death. Compare "Shut Up" Kiss.
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- In an episode of Code Geass, Lelouch enters a near-kiss state with Kallen to prevent her from seeing C.C. Later, "Lelouch" kisses Shirley to distract her from seeing a secret door opening.
- In Spider-Man, that's how the Black Cat escaped Spider-Man the first time they met (Amazing Spider-Man #194). When he had her cornered, she gave him a kiss, and while he stood there, flustered, she ran away.
- In Be the Sea Dweller Lowblood, Vriska attempts this on Terezi to avoid getting captured. Terezi just breaks out the tongue, distracting and stunning Vriska instead.
- In this Death Note Fan-Art "Clever L" this is how L defeats Kira.
- In Shatterheart, Kurogane kisses R!Syaoran all over his face and neck to distract the latter from their chess match that he was winning. It proves to be so effective that Syaoran quickly lost the chess match afterwards.
Films — Animated
Films — Live-Action
- Pirates of the Caribbean:
- Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest: Elizabeth kisses Jack in order to distract him while she shackles him to the deck of the Pearl when the Kraken is coming, essentially sending him to his death.
- Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides: Captain Jack lands inside an aristocrat's (played by Dame Judi Dench!) carriage. To the lady's delight, Jack smooches her ear, then scarpers. Judi giggles like a teenager, then realises that her ostentatious jewelled earring is missing, whereupon we cut to Jack with her earring hanging from his mouth. Om nom nom.
- The Great Race: Maggie Dubois handcuffs herself to Leslie to force him to listen to her. Leslie kisses her and when he breaks the kiss it's revealed he has somehow not only escaped, but put the cuff on her other hand.
- In Like Flint. The women agents from Fabulous Face perform "Operation Smooch" to distract and disarm the men guarding the missile base.
- Maverick: This is a favorite technique of Annabelle, which she usually uses to steal things. Maverick is very Genre Savvy about it. An Aren't You Going to Ravish Me? moment leds him to say, "Are you crazy? I'm not going to sleep with you! I'd wake up with all kinds of things missing!"
- Mission: Impossible II: Nayah distracts Dimitri with a kiss while stealing the envelope containing the memory card from his pocket.
- The Mummy (1999): Evy kisses Imhotep in order to break his concentration so the sandstorm he's creating to kill the heroes disperses.
- In Get Smart (2008 movie), Agent 99 kisses the bad guy when she, Max and the bad guy are all plummeting through the air, to get him to go away. Later Max uses the same trick.
- In the second National Treasure movie, Abagail and Gates have to search the US President's antique Resolute desk. Abagail gets them into the Oval Office via a White House staff member she's dating, then pretends to lose an earring which they both crawl about on the floor trying to find, while Gates secretly checks out the desk. The staff member 'finds' the earring, and when Abagail sees Gates still needs more time, she begins to snog him passionately to show her 'gratitude', much to the bemusement of her ex-boyfriend Gates.
- Coming to America: During Akeem's second date with Lisa, they go to a museum where they see an exhibit about Zamunda, Akeem's home country. But when he sees a photograph of himself as the Prince with his King and Queen parents, he immediately kisses her to keep her from seeing it.
- Underworld: Selene kisses Michael and handcuffs him to a chair.
- In Six Days Seven Nights, Quinn kiss Robin so she would be too distracted to protest when they jump over a high cliff to escape the pirates.
- Red 2. The protagonists are infiltrating the Kremlin, and Sara is left to stand guard disguised as a Russian female soldier. A nice-looking male soldier stops to flirt with her, but she can't speak Russian and can't bring herself to shoot him, so she snogs him instead. Frank is not happy when he returns in time to see this.
- In Batman when she notices Batman sneaking around while being held hostage by The Joker, Vicki Vale starts kissing The Joker's arm to keep him from spotting Batman.
- Taken Up to Eleven early on in Tigana; Catriana and Devin are stuck in a tight secret passageway, and she has sex with him in an (unsuccessful) attempt to stop him from hearing a conversation in the next room.
- In the third book of The Ruby Red Trilogy, Gwen kisses Gideon to distract him from her past self who's hiding behind the curtain.
- Doctor Who:
- In the episode "The Doctor's Daughter", while imprisoned, Jenny seduces a guard and grabs his gun during the kiss.
- In "Closing Time", the Doctor attempts this on Craig, to prevent him from noticing a Cyberman coming up menacingly behind, and momentarily succeeds in distracting him only by dint of his unusual behaviour.
- A book could be written about River Song's use of this technique, often accompanied by drugged lipstick for extra effect. If she kisses you, count your belongings. In her very first adult appearance (chronologically, anyway) in "Let's Kill Hitler", she plays an inversion of the game, distracting the Doctor with a variety of guns to keep him from realizing that her kiss is intended to be the fatal blow.
- Rumpelstiltskin in Once Upon a Time tries this on Zelena in an attempt to steal his dagger and gain his freedom back. It fails
- Marian in BBC's Robin Hood uses this technique all the time on Guy of Gisborne. Whenever he's about to catch Robin or his gang breaking a law, outwitting the Sheriff, or sneaking into the castle, she would kiss Guy, or promise to marry him, or otherwise take advantage of his obsession with her.
- Star Trek: Enterprise: In one episode, Captain Archer is undercover on a pre-industrial alien world, and doing some covert work alongside an alien chick. When his Universal Translator breaks and he can no longer understand her, he smooches the woman to shut her up and distract her long enough so he can fix the translator behind her back. Subverted at the end of the episode when he gives her a goodbye kiss and she quips: "Is your translator broken again?"
- Supernatural 6.10 ("Caged Heat") has Meg kissing Castiel in order to distract him and steal his angel-killing scimitar from his trench coat. Backfires when Cas spins her around and kisses back, dumbfounding not only Meg but the Winchesters as well.
- In the Castle episode "Eye Of The Beholder", Castle kisses Serena in the hotel corridor in order to let Beckett and Esposito get away after searching her room. Subverted when they don't and instead arrest her after finding some evidence in said room. Bonus points for making Beckett jealous.
- In the House episode "Half-Wit", Cameron kisses House to distract him while drawing blood, but he catches her.
- In Orphan Black, Sarah uses this to distract Paul from the differences between her and her clone Beth while she impersonates the now-dead cop in the first episode.
- The Middleman: Lacey gets a videotape of Noser's ventriloquism performance away from Pip by distracting him with a kiss. Later on, Pip tries to explain to Joe that he had a tape of the performance but Lacey stole it, but Joe doesn't believe she would do such a thing. When Pip explains that she distracted him with a kiss, Joe laughs and says, "Yeah, this story's getting easier to believe..."
- In the Community episode "Modern Warefare", Britta abruptly kisses Jeff during an argument about whether or not she gets to have a paintball gun; once they break apart Britta triumphantly holds up the gun, revealing that she had taken it from Jeff's pocket during the kiss.
- In Friends, Joey kisses Mrs Green (Rachel's mother) to stop her from seeing her ex-husband emerging from Rachel's "other" party. Amazingly, this succeeds in preventing both Rachel's parents from finding out about the other party.
- In the Lost Girl season 1 finale, Bo offers to kiss Kenzi to test if the anti-succubus talisman Kenzi is wearing works. It works, but while they are kissing, Bo handcuffs Kenzi to a pole to prevent her from following Bo to her showdown.
- In the Babylon 5 episode "Voices of Authority", Sheridan kisses Julie Musante to stop her from noticing Ivanova is in the room.
- Subverted in Monk where the magician's assistant tried to do this with Monk, giving him the key to his cuffs by kissing him. Sadly her not knowing about his Super OCD he immediately spits it right out revealing her plan to the guy trying to kill him.
- In Scorpion, Walter ends up kissing Simba to distract her so that Happy, who was looking at everything inside Simba's hotel room, can walk out the door unnoticed.
- Tara and Awesome Kong ignored The Beautiful People, in order to fight each other, which left ODB at their mercy. This lead to ODB's protege, Cody Deaner, saving her by kissing Angelina Love.
- Beth Phoenix used a kiss to distract the Great Khali long enough for her to eliminate him from the Royal Rumble after he managed to physically restrain her, set her over the top rope and demanded she eliminate herself.
- Mistress Glenda Lee planted one on Bobby Lashley to help Monster Pain become the first World Wrestling League Champion when they were the last two men left in the battle royal.
- In The Music Man, Marian Paroo plants one on Charlie Cowell to distract him, causing him to miss his train.
- In LEGO Batman, Catwoman kisses Batman to distract him from what her cat is doing.
- In some RPGs (such as Chocobo's Dungeon), enemies can cause a "confusion" status effect by kissing you.
- At the end Sly Cooper and the Thievius Raccoonus, Sly gives one to Interpol Inspector Carmelita Fox while handcuffing her to a catwalk so the gang can escape.
- He does so again in the animated special "Timing is Everything". This seems to be Sly's favorite method of avoiding capture when Carmelita's involved.
- In the Transformers Generation One episode "Money is Everything", Marissa Faireborn and Dirk Manus shared several kisses. During one of these, Dirk stole her gun.