Quotes / Shut Up, Kirk!

"My dear boy, the game of Red Indians is over, quite over. You have stumbled by mischance into a game for grown-ups and you have already found it a painful experience. You are not equipped, my dear boy, to play games with adults and it was very foolish of your nanny in London to have sent you out here with your spade and bucket.Ē
Le Chiffre, Casino Royale

Mockshow: Weaver?
Weaver: What?
Mockshow: Can I ask you something personal?
Weaver: Yes. Of course.
Mockshow: Would you please, please go fuck yourself? Upside-down and backwards?

Contessa: Just about everyone comes to this crossroad. Some get seventy years, some only get fifteen. Enough time to grow, to take stock of who you are. Enough time to do things youíll regret when you run out of time.
Khepri: Donít- donít regret it.' Was- had to. Saved lives. But I would do different, given a chance.

Shas O'Kais: Surrender, human! If not for you, than for the Greater Good!
Captain Davian Thule: The Greater Good is coming to you from the end of my Bolter, alien!
Shas O'Kais: Do the deaths of your soldiers mean so little to you? Are you that mad?
Captain Davian Thule: Do the deaths of yours mean so much to you, alien? Are you that weak?
Dawn of War: Dark Crusade

"What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets. But enough talk; HAVE AT YOU!!"

"Sickening! You sound like pages from a SELF-HELP BOOKLET!"
Kefka, Final Fantasy VI

Warrior of Light: This battle shall come to an end, and I shall save you too!
Garland: You? Save me? I've heard enough nonsense!

Tarak: Get this freelancer out of here! I don't have time for this shit!
Shepard: What the hell's your problem?
Tarak: You.

"Your trivial words of sorrow, of love and guilt, mean nothing to me, young lady."
Wrath/Fuhrer Bradley, Fullmetal Alchemist

Firestar: Has it been worth it, Tigerstar? All the hate? All the death?
Tigerstar: Every moment.

A speech on willpower in this day and age? I did not know people still believed in such silly notions. Perhaps it was your thick skull that prevented my father's curse from affecting you.

Takagi: I think we're even more disappointed here. To find out that our most loyal fan would waste his talent like this...
Mashiro: Yeah, if you want to become a pro, you can't keep this up. There's no pride in it.
(Beat Panel)
Nanamine: Pride, you say? If you're speaking of the pride that's expected of a professional, I believe you're badly mistaken. Isn't a pro someone who uses any means necessary to succeed? To gain a solid fan base? To make high sales? Anyone whose pride comes before all that has yet to learn what it means to be a professional.

Pearl Fey: Why would you do something so wrong...?
Matt Engarde: Because I'm a grown-up, and I can. Good enough of an answer for you, little girl?
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Justice for All, "Farewell, My Turnabout"

Angel: You stole my son.
Holtz: I kept your son alive. You murdered mine.
Angel Benediction

Hamilton: Yeah, but we won't care.

A second time they summoned the man who had been blind. "Give glory to God by telling the truth," they said. "We know this man is a sinner."
He replied, "Whether he is a sinner or not, I donít know. One thing I do know. I was blind but now I see!"
Then they asked him, "What did he do to you? How did he open your eyes?"
He answered, "I have told you already and you did not listen. Why do you want to hear it again? Do you want to become his disciples too?"
Then they hurled insults at him and said, "You are this fellowís disciple! We are disciples of Moses! We know that God spoke to Moses, but as for this fellow, we donít even know where he comes from."
The man answered, "Now that is remarkable! You donít know where he comes from, yet he opened my eyes. We know that God does not listen to sinners. He listens to the godly person who does his will. Nobody has ever heard of opening the eyes of a man born blind. If this man were not from God, he could do nothing."
To this they replied, "You were steeped in sin at birth; how dare you lecture us!" And they threw him out.
The Bible, John 9:24-34

N00b Boyfriend: Mr. L33T, I may run around in circles when I play Halo, I might never get a Monster Kill, well... I can't find the space bar I have to type, but I know when I felt true love. That is worth more than all of the uber gear in the world.
(short silence and touching music)
Mr. L33T: (cuts music) Too long, did not listen!

Muradin: You lied to your men and betrayed the mercenaries who fought for you! What's happening to you, Arthas? Is vengeance all that's important to you?!
Arthas: Spare me, Muradin! You weren't there to see what Mal'Ganis did to my homeland!
Warcraft III: Reign of Chaos

John: There's no way Reika will ever be with a pig like you!
Hougen: (With a Death Glare) Fuck you. You're gonna get beaten to death for that.

"That was a reminder that you know nothing about the decisions I have to make! How dare you, what fucking gives you the right to question me you stupid dog? What gives you the fucking right to think that you know better? I have kept this Fleet safe for millennia, always trying to choose the best option when the choices are either blood or ash!"
Gideon020 to ckk185, The Universiad

Jetfire: My name is Jetfire. I'm not here to fight.
Megatron: That makes one of us. Speak your piece — quickly.
Jetfire: I've seen the horrors of what Dark Energon can do, Megatron - it is not to be trifled with! Its power is too unstable... to use it would mean disaster!
Megatron: You cannot frighten me, Jetfire. I will use Dark Energon as I please.
Jetfire: Then you are a shortsighted fool. You'll kill us all!
Megatron: You say that as if it were a bad thing.

Stephen Norton: [on hearing that Hercule Poirot will execute him; pretends to look at his watch] Then do get on with it. I promised myself an early night.
Poirot: Justice is no joking matter, monsieur. I do what I can to serve it, but if I fail, there is a justice that is higher, believe me!
Norton: [sneers] You pathetic, self-important... little man. Murder me? There's a mortal sin if there ever was. And Then What? Suicide to escape the ignominy of hanging? Ah... your God will give you A Hell of a Time. All those years of piety, up in smoke because of me!

Yazan Gable: This mechís the Freedom, yeah? The best part of this world is getting to tangle with Aces from other parts!
Kira Yamato: This man enjoys fighting?! Is it because of people like him that the warís spreadingÖ?!
Yazan: Drop the analysis, kid! You better show me some killer instinct Ďcuz I donít know how to play around!

Punisher: I think there's no good in the filth that I put down, that's what I think. Look around, Red. This city, it stinks. It's a sewer. It stinks and it smells like shit and I can't get the stink out of my nose. I think that this world, it needs men that are willing to make the hard call. I think you and me are the same.
Daredevil: That's bullshit, Frank, and you know it!
Punisher: Only I do the one thing you can't. You hit 'em, and they get back up. I hit 'em, and they stay down! It's permanent. I make sure that they don't make it out on the street again. I take pride in that.
Daredevil: Let me ask you this.
Punisher: What's that?
Daredevil: What about hope?
Masrani: You are to cease all activities here immediately.
Dr. Wu: You are acting like we are engaged in some kind of mad science. But we are doing what we have done from the beginning. Nothing in Jurassic World is natural. We have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And, if their genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality. You asked for more teeth.
Dr. Wu: Monster is a relative term. To the canary, a cat is a monster. We've just gotten used to being the cat.

Kludd: Your precious guardians are finished, Soren! The Pure Ones will triumph, and Tytos will take their place as the rightful rulers of the owl kingdoms! Oh, it's gonna be glorious!
Soren: (Dodges his attack) Glorious? No, the Pure Ones are monsters. You saw what they were doing. They were moon-blinking other owls and turning them into slaves.
Kludd: You're just weak, Soren. Still living in your dreams.
Soren: No, my dreams are what make me strong, Kludd. They led me to the Guardians.
Kludd: (Evil Laugh) A pity there won't be any Guardians left after today. (Attacks)
Soren: (Dodges the attack) I don't undersand, Kludd. How could you join the Pure Ones after what they did to us?
Kludd: "What they did to us"? They believe in me like no one else ever has! Metal Beak says the strong will triumph, the broken are put out of their misery. And honor...honor is just another word for weakness!
Soren: No, Kludd. I know you don't really mean that!
Flash: What did you do to the world?
Professor Zoom: Oh, Barry. That's the beauty of all this. I didn't do any of it. You did.

Regime Superman: You think you can fool me, Bruce? Like he did?
Insurgency Batman: This isn't about Joker. It's about you.
Regime Superman: I perfected this world! So many lives lost, because I held back, when I should've used all my power!
Insurgency Batman: For what? To control? To oppress?
Regime Superman: I could've prevented Metropolis! Saved my family!
Insurgency Batman: Crime took my family too, Clark.
Regime Superman: But you weren't the gun.

Angie: Perhaps. However, this insanity is driven through sheer love of the almighty. And that love shall strike down any darkness that befalls my presence! Veronica! Melia! (Player Character)! Show me your darkness!

"You say I am wrong? That you are not this human's servant, you are his friend? You are as pathetic as the rest. Humans and Pokémon can never be friends."

Archdeacon: Frollo, have you gone MAD?! I will not tolerate this assault on the house of God!
Frollo: Silence, you old fool! (Tosses the Archdeacon down the stairs) The hunchback and I have unfinished business to attend to! And this time, you will not interfere.

"What a beautiful speech. The rhythm and, and vocabulary, quite outstanding. It's enough to move anyone with an ounce of compassion. So, it's really not your day, is it?"
Lord Sutcliffe, Doctor Who, "Thin Ice"

"You see this face? Take a good, long look at it. This is the face that didn't listen to a word you just said."
The Master responding to a "World of Cardboard" Speech, Doctor Who, "The Doctor Falls"

"I know philosophy, I know ethics, and I know logic — better than you do, I daresay. But let us move away from this sterile debate. Let us return to where I began, with my mania for power, or, if you wish it, for the illusion of power. And please, Mister Bond," again the extra crease in the fixed smile, "please do not imagine that half an hour's conversation with you will alter the pattern of my life."
Dr. No to an uncharacteristically talkative James Bond