I Regret Nothing
A Stock Phrase used by characters about to or after having done some crazy action, especially if it could result in dying. Very frequently parodied. One variation is for the character to state a regret other than what might be expected, for example:
- Regretting that the crazy action failed in its goal (but with no regrets about doing it in the first place).
- Regretting that the crazy action didn't accomplish more than it did (again, with no regrets about the action itself). A common version is a villain regretting that he didn't kill as many people as he would have liked.
- Regretting waiting this long to undertake the crazy action (likewise with no regrets about finally doing it).
- Regretting some random trivial thing unrelated to the crazy action.
- Regretting everything. This one is usually used to parody the normal usage of this trope.
- Regretting only that they got caught.
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Anime and Manga
- Raoh's Famous Last Words: "My life was one lived without a single regret!" Of course, this often pops up in parodies.
- In the Impel Down arc of One Piece, this is Mr.2 Bon Clay's last line, as he rushes forward Chief Warden Magellan. It's also a major theme in the following arc and the series as a whole, as part of being a pirate is to live life without regrets (especially according to Luffy and Ace).
- A minor character in Samurai Champloo is killed by the shrapnel from a smashed baseball bat during a particularly intense game. His last words are "I die with no regrets."
- Played for Laughs in Problem Children Are Coming from Another World, Aren't They?, when Asuka and Kasukabe are so disgusted by the actions of a Community leader that they humiliate and challenge him on the spot. When asked about it after, they answer in unison:
"We were mad so we picked a fight with him without thinking of the consequences. We regret nothing."
- In Digimon Adventure, following the Heroic Sacrifice of Wizardmon, Gatomon gets a last moment with him. As he dies, he tells her that he has no regrets, because without her, his life would have had no meaning. He finishes with "I'm glad we could be friends" and dies. Gatomon does not take this well...
- In the Marvel/Wildstorm crossover World War Three, after being defeated by Deathblow and the Thing, the dying Skrull who had replaced Iron Man says "I did what I was ordered to do. I don't regret anything".
- At the end of the Judge Dredd story arc Apocalypse War, the last words of the defeated war marshal Kazan are: "I... regret nothing! I apologise for... nothing!"
- Yelled loudly by Jack of Fables after being kicked in the goolies by a girl whom he has just shagged and then told that he had previously shagged both her sisters.
- In The Secret Life of Dolls, Anna says this at her trial for torturing Edward with a voodoo doll.
- In adamwestslapsod The Legend of Zelda: The Abridged Series series, after Link "defeats" Twinrova one of them says "I regret nothing!... except dying."
- In Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series, in Kaiba's flashbacks, when he take over his step-father's company, we learn that he doesn't had enough shares but he got them from Hobson.
Hobson: Hobson give shares to Seto!
Gozaburo: Hobson, how could you do this to me? After I picked you up from the gutters—
Hobson: Hobson regret nothing!
Films — Live-Action
- The Golden Voyage of Sinbad: instead of following the Big Bad Prince Koura, Sinbad follows and recovers the slave girl Margiana.
Margiana: You followed me instead of Koura? Then he has won the race.
Sinbad: The race perhaps.
Margiana: And the prize?
Sinbad: Not the prize.
Margiana: A crown of untold riches!
Sinbad: I regret nothing.
- In the German film Sophie Scholl, the title character is given an opportunity to save herself from punishment for her anti-Nazi activities, if she gives a statement withdrawing her opposition to Hitler's regime and crimes. She refuses, and is executed.
Investigator Mohr: For the record, I ask you, "Have you, after our conversations, come to the conclusion that your actions together with your brother is to be regarded in the current situation of war as a crime against society and in particular, against our hard fighting troops in the East, and must be harshly condemned?"
Sophie: No, not in my opinion.
Investigator Mohr: You wouldn't betray your brother by admitting your mistake.
Sophie: But I'd betray the idea. I'd do the exact same thing again, because it is not I, but you who has the wrong worldview. I am still of the opinion that I did my best for my people. I don't regret it, and I will accept the consequences.
- Lolita (1997): in a voiceover by Humbert after he leaves Dolores (whose life he has ruined by molesting her) to shoot fellow pedophile Claire Quilty.
Humbert: Ladies and gentleman of the jury. I have to say that I regret all that I did before that last goodbye. But I regret nothing of what came after.
- In Rush, Niki Lauda says he has no regrets after withdrawing from the Japanese Grand Prix because it wasn't safe.
Niki Lauda: No regrets. — Not one.
- In Zombieland, the gang hangs at Bill Murray's house, where they find him dressed as a zombie to blend in. When he tries to prank Columbus and Little Rock, Columbus shoots him in the chest, thinking he was a real zombie. As he lays dying, Little Rock asks him if he has any regrets:
Bill Murray: Garfield, maybe.
- Persuasion: Anne Elliot gives a speech about how "I have nothing to reproach myself with" regarding the eight years of needless pain and suffering she and Captain Wentworth endured as a result of her letting Lady Russell persuade her into breaking their engagement... even though she states she would never give someone the same advice in a similar situation.
- Played with in the Doctor Who New Adventures novel Transit by Ben Aaronovitch — the Doctor is caught in a crashing plane on Mars. The woman he's with hears him humming.
Kadiatu: What's that noise?
The Doctor: Edith Piaf. Born on a doorstop and sang the blues.
Kadiatu: I'd sing the blues, if I'd been born on a doorstep. What's the song about?
The Doctor: Regret.
Kadiatu: What did she regret?
The Doctor: Absolutely nothing.
(they hit the ground)
- Lords and Ladies: Granny Weatherwax (who thinks she's going to die soon) tells her friend Nanny Ogg that she doesn't regret anything. The Queen of the Fairies later tries to convince her she wasted her life, but Granny doesn't buy it.
- Kurt Vonnegut's Timequake features a short story by one of the characters entitled "Bunker Bingo Party," about the last few hours of Hitler's life. Before killing himself, Hitler ponders what his last words should be. He considers "I regret nothing" but it is pointed out to him that Edith Piaf has already made those words famous. He briefly considers "Bingo" but then settles on "I never asked to be born in the first place," and pulls the trigger.
- In Jack Higgins' The Wrath of God, Oliver van Horne helped narrator Emmett Keogh against corrupt police (Keogh had tried to rescue a girl the cops were going to rape). Van Horne machine-gunned the cops, but then he and Keogh were caught and sentenced to death. As he was taken out to be shot (the local authority actually meant to use them to kill off a particularly nasty bandit, and put them through a mock execution to show his power over them), van Horne said, "No regrets, Keogh."
- In Edgar Lee Masters The Spoon River Anthologies, Fiddler Jones states that he had no regrets.
- Several of Robert A. Heinlein's characters (notably Lazarus Long and his vast family) are fond of saying "When the ship lifts all bills are paid. No regrets."
- A Stock Riff on Mystery Science Theater 3000.
- Eko from LOST confesses this to what he thinks is the spirit of his dead brother (which is actually the Smoke Monster, judging him), right before it mauls and kills him, seemingly disappointed by his words.
- On Friends, Joey once had a date with a girl which ended with him eating her dessert while she was in the bathroom. As she stares at him in utter disgust, he just grins and says "I'm not even sorry!"
- When Earth: Final Conflict killed off Sandoval, they had him say this.
- Subverted in the early Stargate SG-1 episode "Solitudes": trapped in an ice cavern with rescue apparently not coming, Captain Carter tells Colonel O'Neill that she has "no regrets... how about you?" True to form, O'Neill (who's currently suffering from some serious internal injuries including broken ribs) replies "I'll regret dying."
- Played with in the House episode "Games", by Jimmy Quit, a terminally ill Punk Rock musician.
Amber: Don't you have any regrets?
Jimmy: A lotta drugs, a lotta fights... I regret everything else.
- House of Saddam: When Sajida confronts Saddam after he shot his best friend (of which his now-widow was a friend of hers), Saddam replies that if he is able to kill even his best friend without hesitation, then he is a man to be feared.
- Once Upon a Time: In "Save Henry", Emma, Snow, and Regina are bound to a tree that feeds on regret. Peter Pan shows up to taunt them, before he's cut off by an impatient Regina. She freely admits she has more to regret than anyone: she cursed an entire kingdom, murdered and tortured, and done all matter of horrible things; but she feels no regret at all. Everything she did got her her son, and that's all that matters. So she effortlessly breaks free and takes him down instantly.
- Édith Piaf's "Non, Je Ne Regrette Rien" ("No, I don't regret anything").
- Played with in "My Way":
Regrets... I've had a few.
But then again, too few to mention.
- "Headlong Flight" by Rush:
All the treasures
The gold and glory
It didn't always feel that way
I don't regret it
I'll never forget it
I wouldn't trade tomorrow for today
- "Drug Ballad" by Eminem:
If I could take it all back now, I wouldn't
I would have did more shit that people said that I shouldn't
- "A Question of Heaven" by Iced Earth
I did what I thought was right
All for the love of my life
I know it's sad but true
Something is very wrong
Condemned to suffer so long
For a love so true
And in my dying breath
My heart holds no regrets
I wouldn't change a thing
- "Pirate Song" by Alestorm. It begins sounding as though the retired captain singing the song regrets the path his life took, but...
And for what?
It's been many years.
The screams of the vanquished still ring in my ears.
And for what?
I've blood on my hands.
I wait for my place in the halls of the damned!
And if I could go back and make my amends,
I'd make all those mistakes again!
I'd kill every last one of those bastards, my friends!
- "Rush" by Big Audio Dynamite:
If I had my time again,
I would do it all the same.
Wouldn't change a single thing
Even when I was to blame
For the heartache and the pain
That I've caused throughout my years,
How I love to be a man
Through the laughter and the tears.
- Cladwell's final words in Urinetown:
Cladwell: I regret nothing! You hear me? Nothing!! Maybe I was a bad father and a cruel and vicious man! But I kept the pee off the street and the water in the ground! You hear me?! I kept the water in the ground!!!
- Mass Effect:
Shepard: I'm sorry.
- "I understand, Commander. I don't regret a thing" from the original.
- In the second game, this can come up during Shepard's talks with Samara:
Shepard: Was it worth it? Giving up everything to lead this life?
Samara: I do not know. But, if nothing else, following the Code has left me with no regrets. You may make of that what you will.
- In the third game...
Mordin: I'm not.
- The Postal Dude from Postal says this when you have him commit suicide.
- A recorded but unused Scout line from the Team Fortress 2 "Meet the Sandvich" video: "I regret everything! I regret everything I've ever done!"
- Troll batriders in Warcraft will shout "The ends justify the means!" before perishing in a fiery kamikaze attack.
- Last Scenario has Augustus' Famous Last Words:
Augustus: I proved my superiority. I have already won. I regret nothing.
- Metal Gear Solid 3:
- The End has a slightly different choice of words ("I have no regrets") for when you beat him the right way.
- In one of the side videos, he starts doing the creepy old man stalker with EVA, and in the end, when he tries to shoot her for being with other men, she runs him over with her bike, and he says the same thing.
- Disc One Final Boss Jarod's Famous Last Words in Fire Emblem: Radiant Dawn.
Jarod: Gh-ghuahh... I am... sorry for nothing. I regret... nothing. Because I did it my way... You win, Priestess. You must be delighted. Enjoy it while you can... Because... sooner or later... you...
- In Warhammer 40,000: Dawn of War II: Retribution, when the Ork battlewagon boss is destroyed, its pilot states that his only regret is exploding.
- In Borderlands 2, dying psychos will occasionally shout "I regret... nothing!" Of course, they also occasionally shout "I regret EVERYTHING!" instead.
- Assassins Creed III: after a series of encounters throughout the game, Haytham Kenway has a final duel with his son Connor. During the struggle, Connor kills his father, who does not regret his loyalty to the Templars. He even mocks the Redemption Equals Death trope along the way.
- Final Fantasy:
- Yuna from Final Fantasy X tells Tidus "It would be so easy...to let my fate just carry me away...following this same path my whole life through. But I know...I can't. What I do, I do...with no regrets." Granted, she wasn't dying at the time she said that, but then you realize that her journey is supposed to end with her death.
- Final Fantasy XIII-2: Serah reaffirms several times that she'll continue fixing the timeline, full well knowing that it will kill her by the end. When she actually dies, her last words are a simple "Thank you.", and after her death, she appears to Lightning, who realises then that Serah knew the consequences of her actions, and once again reaffirms that "[she has] no regrets... none at all."
- This is a possible dialog choice in The Curse of Monkey Island when Guybrush is forced to walk the plank.
- Fate/stay night:
- Used as part of Shirou's optimistic incantation in Unlimited Blade Works to activate the eponymous ability:
Shirou: I have no regrets. This was the only path. My whole life was Unlimited Blade Works."
- Also used earlier when he told Archer that he would never regret pursuing his ideal, no matter how much he suffered as a result.
- Used as part of Shirou's optimistic incantation in Unlimited Blade Works to activate the eponymous ability:
- Parodied in the Homestar Runner toon Fall Float Parade, where Coach Z shouts "I regret everything!" when he and Marzipan are set upon by an enormous (and possibly malevolent) Marshie balloon.
- Finishes a Crowning Moment of Funny in Red vs. Blue, where a minor Red Zealot character says this after acquiring the Blue flag and ranting about how the Battle Creek Reds and Blues will "worship me as though I were a god!" Then the Blues run up and kill him, making him say this.
Red Zealot: I regret nothing! I lived as few men dared to dream!
- It's Walky!: Ruth invokes this trope when she dies pushing Danny out of the way of a truck
Ruth:Act with integrity…no regrets!
- Awkward Zombie: at the end of this strip when Sora is criticized for his ship design.
- This comic from Between Failures, after a Funbag Airbag incident.
- Romantically Apocalyptic, here.
- In 8-Bit Theater, when Thief is about to get killed by Black Mage, his last words are "My only regret is that I didn't hate you more."
- The Simpsons:
- In one Halloween special, Mr. Burns is seen in hell, turned into an ugly (well, even uglier) creature, and he says this line.
- Also, we pan over the Very Long Line to see the Itchy & Scratchy Movie, which goes over a drawbridge; the drawbridge opens and one person falls through. As he's falling he calls out the Stock Phrase in question.
- In the Chowder episode "Grubble Gum", Gazpacho declares this once he realizes he's about to be consumed by an ever-growing katamari of grubble gum.
Hedonismbot: I apologize for nothing!
- From the episode "Crimes of the Hot:"
- When That Guy from the '80s dies from boneitis at the end of "Future Stock" his dying words are "My only regret... is that I have... BONEITIS!"
- Zuko on Avatar: The Last Airbender after passing up the opportunity to Heel-Face Turn, resulting in his uncle being imprisoned. Of course, Zuko does regret everything, he's just trying to convince himself otherwise.
Zuko: You brought this on yourself, you know. We could have returned together. You could have been a hero. You have no right to judge me, uncle. I Did What I Had to Do in Ba Sing Se, and you're a fool for not joining me!
- From The Legend of Korra, after Kuvira discovers Zhu Li's betrayal:
Zhu Li: I regret nothing. You're a monster.
- Terra on Teen Titans. We find out that she was lying.
Terra: My name is Terra. I have done horrible things. And I have absolutely no regrets.
- Batman: The Animated Series: Batman contemplating his eventual demise in "I Am the Night".
Batman: It might be the Joker, or Two-Face, or just some punk who gets lucky. My decision. No regrets.
- Said twice by Cosmo in one episode of The Fairly OddParents before taking off in an escape pod with Wanda to escape a doomed Earth.
- FXX's 12-day long marathon of The Simpsons in 2014 compared its length to the lifespan of the average butterfly, with a different bump for each day depicting the butterfly going through stages of its life. On the 12th day, its headstone has this written on it.
- Played with in the Bugs Bunny cartoon The Case of the Missing Hare. After stage magician Ala Bahma throws a pie in Bugs' face, prompting Bugs to declare "Of course you realize that this means war," Bugs leads the magician through merry hell until at the end of the cartoon, he holds a pie in his hands and briefly impersonates Red Skelton's "Mean Widdle Kid": "If I dood it, I get a whippin'. (Beat) I dood it." And the pie lands in the magician's face.
- The last words of Nathan Hale (American revolutionary who was hanged when caught spying on the British Army): "I only regret that I have but one life to give for my country."
- Timothy McVeigh who blew up Alfred P. Murrah Building in Oklahoma City on April 19, 1995, killing 168 people, said before his execution that his only regret is that he didn't completely level it.
- Serial Killer Carl Panzram made this statement after his arrest: "In my lifetime I have murdered 21 human beings, I have committed thousands of burglaries, robberies, larcenies, arsons and, last but not least, I have committed sodomy on more than 1,000 male human beings. For all these things I am not in the least bit sorry."
- Andrew Jackson once said "I have only two regrets: I didn't shoot Henry Clay and I didn't hang John C. Calhoun."
- It adds something when you know that John C. Calhoun was Andrew Jackson's vice-president.
- From Tallulah Bankhead's autobiography: "The only thing I regret about my past is the length of it. If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner."
- Murderer Thomas Kemp's final words when he was executed in April 2012 were "I regret nothing."
- Nationalist terrorist Anders Behring Breivik, after sentenced to prison for killing 77 people apologized... to militant nationalists for not killing more people.
- Leon Czolgosz, an anarchist who assassinated U.S. President William McKinley in 1901 pleaded guilty on his trial and refused to speak to his lawyers. Before his execution, he stated: "I killed the President because he was the enemy of the good people – the good working people. I am not sorry for my crime."
- Norman Lamont, a minister in Margaret Thatcher's Government and Chancellor of the Exchequer under John Major, famously replied "Je ne regrette rien" at a press conference in 1993 when asked which of two embarrassing things he regretted more. His reply got laughs from the audience, but it played very poorly on the 6:00 news (a word to aspiring politicians: if you're asked what you regret, and say you regret nothing, the media will pick up on the worst thing you've ever done, and say you don't regret that). He was sacked a while later.
- In 1986, future Vice-President Dick Cheney (who was, at the time, a Wyoming Representative) voted against the Comprehensive Anti-Apartheid Act, a bill that called for tough sanctions and travel restrictions South Africa and its leaders, and for the repeal of apartheid laws and release of political prisoners like Nelson Mandela, then leader of the African National Congress. (The vote passed with bipartisan support, and when President Reagan vetoed it, claiming the ANC was a "terrorist organization", it was passed via Congressional override, with Cheney opposing it again, clearly siding with Reagan on the matter.) When Mandela passed away in December of 2013, long after the fall of the apartheid government, having been recognized as a Civil Rights leader after becoming the first black President of South Africa, Cheney said publically, "I don't have any problems at all with the vote I cast 20 years ago." (He did, however, state that Mandela was a "great man" who had "mellowed" in the decade after his release from prison.)
- Upon his release from prison in 2010, "right to die" advocate Jack Kevorkian was asked by John Roberts if he would still be willing to help terminally ill patients end their lives. "Not now," replied Kevorkian. "it wouldn't serve any purpose." Though he said he had "no regrets" on his career as "Dr. Death." "It's my duty," he remarked.
- One of the final entries in the diary of Robert Falcon Scott:
We are weak, writing is difficult, but for my own sake I do not regret this journey, which has shown that Englishmen can endure hardships, help one another, and meet death with as great a fortitude as ever in the past. We took risks, we knew we took them; things have come out against us, and therefore we have no cause for complaint, but bow to the will of Providence, determined still to do our best to the last.