"My name is Thomas Blackwell. Years ago, I wanted to be a lot of things. Thing is, I'm a mediocre artist, and not much better a writer. Besides those aren't things people are successful at. Not people like me, anyway... Did college for a while. Turned out to be a waste of time... I think there are some professions where you either have it, or you don't. I spent a lot of time coming to terms with the fact that I don't. So... I'm a clerk, in a store that can't decide what to focus on. I don't know...I guess hope is something for other people. As far as I can see, life is just what happens between failures."
Written by a self proclaimed, fat, recluse Janitor. Between Failures is a slice-of-lifewebcomic following the (somewhat under-motivated and decidedly sarcastic) staff of a chain music-movie-videogame-bookstore. The primary protagonist is Thomas Blackwell, but it cuts to follow many members of the staff. It's often compared to Clerks, though up to the second volume, only two customers have actually been shown. The main focus is on the characters and the shenanigans they come up with to keep themselves entertained.Now has a character sheet that Needs Wiki Magic Love.This webcomic provides examples of:
Adorkable: Thomas is revealed to be this when his guard is lowered.
Broken Bird: Nina alludes to having been through a period of this in high school, though specific details have yet to be revealed (though it is known that it involved something that caused her physical trauma and resulted in at least a couple friends of hers dying). She does seem to still have moments of melancholy related to it.
The Chessmaster: Thomas, especially when you consider that not only does he basically decide who does and doesn't get hired, but the only reason he let Reggie get hired is that he has access to inside information through his aunt, who is part of the store's management team. Borders on Magnificent Bastard, if he could ever apply himself beyond keeping his own little world to his liking. In fact, this was lampshaded in the appropriately named strip "Magnificent One".
Thomas: WHO RUNS BARTERTOWN!?
Cloudcuckoolander: Jolene, mostly due to 90% of her vocabulary being made of movie quotes.
Deliberately Monochrome: Thomas says his life world turned gray when his last girlfriend left him. The first color strip is his kiss with Carol.
Dramatic Irony: Nina is constantly pestering Thomas and Carol to admit their feelings for each other. They already did back in strip #229, but can't tell her because it's store policy not to date co-workers.
Erotic Eating: Ed and Thomas assure us its all part of God's (painful) plan.
Fanservice: Most of the characters have gotten this at one point or another. Notable in that fan favorites like Carol and Nina very prominently avert Generic Cuteness and any insults to their un-idealized builds or features are a good indicator of the insulter being an asshole.
Flanderization Jolene Brooks "Brooksie" started out as shy and sneaky with a charming, quirky, subtlety about her that made her adorable in the eyes of fans. Now she's sort of become a little too sugary, giving people attack hugs and acting like a precocious child as apposed to mildly snarky.
The reveal that her sexual appetite is as strong as any young woman her age has also squicked out some fans (and Thomas).
Improbable Aiming Skills: Sure, it was with toy guns firing plastic disks, and thus more likely than with real weapons. That did not stop it from being at all impressive that Reggie was able to shoot a projectile out of the air during the toy gun fight. Particularly when there have been references to no less than four different disasters (with one actually shown) caused by Reggie's lack of intelligence, dexterity, and wisdom. The rest of the cast reacted with suitable shock.
Even Jerkass Has Standards: He's still reliable enough to come in (though not necessarily work) for unexpected shortages, doesn't ever entertain the idea of theft, and has no qualms shooting down Wes' paper-thin attempts at seducing Jolene.
No Good Deed Goes Unpunished: To Reggie, of all people. When Brooksie was new to the store, Reggie tried to help her put together an incredibly complicated mechanical display. When he used Brooksie's lighter to examine it, he accidentally set it on fire, which, in combination with his knowledge that his manager was stealing from the store, resulting in him getting fired. He got his job back thanks to his aunt and got his manager arrested, but the incident irrevocably damaged his faith in his coworkers and in Brooksie, who he considered his friend.
Noodle Incident: How, exactly, did Reggie accidentally set a display stand on fire?
Mike's tirade about Reggie's record reveals that this is not an isolated incident; so par for the course, in fact, that it is literally only the factors that got him the job in the first place (his aunt the executive, and the high turnover rate of actual managers at this particular location) that are keeping him employed.
The story of that incident has now been revealed, beginning here.
Pointy-Haired Boss: Thanks to lousy corporate training, Mike lacks any form of managerial skill beyond vacuous optimism. Unlike most PHBs, he's aware of his own incompetence and is generally portrayed as the victim rather than an obnoxious idiot.
Further subverted in Mike as well, in that he's got a very solid history in organizing and opening new stores... But managing an active store is a completely different thing. It's also rather intentional on the part of corporate management: this store just barely stays afloat, so it's where they send low-level management careers to die. Carol has since decided to try to cure Mike's PHBness, so the store can get some stability.
Soul-Sucking Retail Job: For everyone. Thomas even warns Ed not to thank him for getting Ed a job until after the first day.
Spirited Competitor: Nina; while she doesn't seek out competition as much, she is ultra-competitive once she does get involved in one.
Start of Darkness: In a recent storyline, it's revealed that Reggie used to be a relatively nice guy, going so far as to help Brooksie to set up a complicated display when she couldn't do it herself ( the same display he would accidentally set on fire). His Jerk Ass tendencies only really set in after he was fired by his then-manager for reporting her for stealing.
Stout Strength: Between formerly being on build teams, taking the lead on breaking down used shelving (with a sledgehammer), preferring to use melee weapons in the staff foam toy fight, and being the physically largest cast member (by volume, at the very least), Mike clearly has this.
Straw Misogynist: Wes, the new-new guy, seems to be headed this way. He specifically cites Mike's gender as one of the reasons he should "put [Carol] in her place".
His philosophy on women ("Women are easy, you just have to wait for her to shut up so you can seduce her") and his attempt to demonstrate this on Brooksie, which failed so badly that even Reggie thinks it was the dumbest shit ever, put him pretty firmly in this category.
Team Dad: Thomas instructs everyone on the finer points of working together.
Too Dumb to Live: Reggie, by a wide margin. He's so incompetent that he relies entirely on his aunt's position and the high turnover rate of managers to keep his job. When he sets the microwave on fire, Mike tells him that "accident" is no longer sufficient to describe what Reggie does.
Wes manages to turn it around on her, too, although it's not likely to happen again.
Ultimate Job Security: Reggie Boothe, self-aggrandizing, incompetent narcissist, has more black marks on his record than a zebra wrestling a dalmatian in a coal mine at midnight. The only reason he's even still employed is that he can get his aunt to pull strings for him, meaning his record starts anew every time the manager gets replaced — which happens unusually quickly at this particular location. He even explicitly tells Carol he's deliberately relying on this.
Webcomic Time: 488 comics from March 2007 to July 2009 covered around 1 1/2 days, with the 1st day taking 305 strips.
It's a very decompressed comic. Instead of going the Wall of Text method, Crave has each comic represent what would basically be two lines of a conversation - which, in Real Life, would be about five seconds. (When his server's bogged down, it literally takes longer to load each strip than it would to read them or act them out.)
Lately though things seem to have moved up considerably, but it also seems that a few days between storylines have been skipped.