Pantheon / Sports
aka: Sports Demi Gods And Quasideities


The House of Sports is basically an Olympic Park, but unlike those built by mortals, the House's Parks is many times bigger and is more majestic. It hosts facilities, training centers, and equipments of all kinds of sports imaginable, either real or "fictional". Because of that, this place is massive, and the House of Travel need to set up some travel services to take athlete around the complex.

Every 4 years the Gods' Olympic Competition is being held here. Of course, given the nature of the House, many victories are from the House members and not from outside.

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Greater Gods

    Bruno Sammartino 
Bruno Sammartino, God of Living Legends (The Living Legend, The Italian Superman)
  • Greater God
  • Symbol: The WWWF World Heavyweight Championship Belt
  • Alignment: Neutral Good
  • Portfolio: developing character due to a harsh past, incredible feats of skill, heroes who were incredibly humble, those believing in the ways of the past, those who always won his matches and loved by fans because of it, kicking ass to get to the top
  • Domains: Legends, Good, Strength, Invincibility, Wrestling, Determination
  • Allies: Captain America, John Cena, King II, Zangief, Bret Hart, CM Punk...pretty much every single wrestling God has idolized him for good reason.
  • Rivals: Ric Flair (Friendly, though)
  • Enemies: Red Skull
  • After having a rocky relationship with Vince McMahon, he finally ascended to the Pantheon by making it to the WWE Hall of Fame as an inductee of 2013, personally inducted by Arnold Schwarzenegger. There, he humbly announced that he made his success due to luck and the support of his fans.
    • Despite having a bit of bad blood with Ric Flair, the two have buried the hatchet. They were last seen having an amazing match, with Bruce even doing the signature "WOOO!" with Ric.
  • Utterly despises Red Skull, as he is a reminder of his Dark and Troubled Past growing up in World War II Italy. Has teamed up with Captain America to take him down.
  • Spends his days training with all the other wrestling gods who made it into the Pantheon. Also opened up a wing in the Academy for those who want to know about wrestling. It has become very popular.
  • Has an utter disdain for wrestlers who use drugs and steroids. Gets along with CM Punk due to Punk's straight edge lifestyle, and also found a spirited competitor in Billy Kane for his stance against smoking.
  • Many await the day Bruno Sammartino fights Dante, waiting for how The Living Legend fights off the Showy Invincible Hero in an all-out brawl.
  • Amazed most gods when they learned that he was a World Champion for more than 4000 days. This personal record was placed in the House of Knowledge for all to see. The wrestling gods agreed that none of them would ever break that prestigious record.
    • Also sold out the prestigious Pantheon Square Garden arena 187 times.

    Vince McMahon 
Vincent Kennedy McMahon, God of Wrestling Promoters (Mr. McMahon)

Intermediate Gods

    Babe Ruth 
Babe Ruth, God of Baseball (The Great Bambino, The Sultan of Swat, The Home Run King, George)

    Johnny Joestar 
Johnny Joestar, God of Horse Racing (The Seventh JoJo, Jonathan Joestar)
  • Theme Song: Tusk
  • Intermediate God
  • Symbol: His Stand "Tusk" and Horse "Slow Dancer"
  • Alignment: Neutral Good (Sometimes Leans towards Chaotic Good)
  • Portfolio: Unscrupulous Hero, Handicapped Badass, Deadpan Snarker, With The Power of The Golden Ratio, Finger Gun, quite dangerous with spinning fingernail bullets, thinks of himself as less than zero.
  • Domains: Horse Racing, Horse Riding, Horses, Spinning, Handicapped.
  • Allies: Gyro Zeppeli, Jotaro Kujo, Baiken, Yu Narukami and the Investigation Team.
  • Enemies: Dio Brando, Funny Valentine
  • Despite not being able to use his legs he put himself into a nation wide horse race called the "Steel Ball Run" to obtain something known as The Holy Corpse Parts ( The Corpse of Jesus Christ) in order to heal his legs, he went on the long race and later gained a friend in Gyro Zeppeli and later had to stop President Funny Valentine from obtaining the parts.
  • His Stand Tusk allows him to be able to channel into The Golden Rotation, spinning energy that allows him to gain more and more power as long as he is able to use fast momentum.
  • He ascended through Jotaro after finding out that Valentine ascended and is attempting to find out what he is doing there and stop his plans.
  • He is open to entering any sort of Race as to prove that The Golden Rotation can make him faster then any vehicle.
  • Is nice to the Equestrian Members of the Pantheon and treats them with respect though he has wondered what would happen if he was able to combine his power to their abilities.
  • Hates Dio Brando as it reminds him of Diego Brando (only much worse), though is surprised that Dio does not turn into a raptor like creature when they fight, though he is often ready to battle his Stand The World.
  • Does not like being called Jonathan nor being called JoJo as to him it is embarrassing.
  • He's the first JoJo that belongs from an Alternate Universe instead of the main one.
  • Would like to let people know that he may sound like Eren Yeager but that isn't a ahead on asking him how to slay titans.
  • Has heard rumors of a universe where he is a part of The Investigation Team, Johnny merely chalks it up to the machinations of President Valentine and doesn't dwell on it too much. Though he has decided to help them if they ever need it.

    Rey Mysterio 
Rey Mysterio, God of Masked Luchadors (Oscar Gutierrez, Rey Mysterio Jr., The Ultimate Underdog, The Legendary King of Mystery)
  • Theme song: "619", or "Booyaka 619".
  • Intermediate God
  • Symbol: Any of his Masks, or a question mark topped with a crown.
  • Alignment: Lawful Good/Neutral Good
  • Portfolio: fast, agile wrestlers, speaking Spanish and English, cute looking and small ass kickers, those who like children and those who kids like back (and one who will hunt you down if you hurt his), crosses on his outfit and body, Face, numerous wrestling outfits that verge on Costume Porn, fighting against opponents taller than he is, luchador masks, being older than what they appear to be.
  • Domains: Wrestling (particularly Lucha Libre), Good, Mexico.
  • Followers: El Fuerte, Sin Cara (both the original wielder and Jorge Arias), El Toro Fuerte (no relation to El Fuerte), MASK de Smith.
  • Former Boss: Vince McMahon.
  • Allies: John Cena, King II, Zangief, The Murray, Bret Hart, Yayoi Kise, Matt Hardy and Jeff Hardy, Daniel Bryan, Mickey Mouse, Travis Touchdown, The Undertaker, Paul London and Brian Kendrick, Little Mac, Sora.
  • Rivals: Edge (a friendly one though), CM Punk (also friendly), Kane, Randy Orton, Dolph Ziggler, John Bradshaw Layfield.
  • King II decided to bring in one of the most famous masked wrestlers of all time, Rey Mysterio, into the Pantheon. This is because no matter how big the opponent or how small the odds, Rey Mysterio has never given up. Rey also has been one of the biggest Faces throughout his entire career—even gods like John Cena weren't that squeaky clean in the beginning.
    • There was a bit of a debate that some gods suggested El Santo be God of the Masked Luchador. However, when the Court of the Gods went over El Santo's profile, his fame actually came more for his masked persona rather than his wrestling skill. This cemented Rey's position, but Rey thought it would be right if El Santo ascended. So, he convinced the Court of the Gods to make El Santo, God of Lucha Libre. they agreed.
  • Is very, very protective of his children. The last god who decided to hurt them (CM Punk who caused his daughter to cry on her birthday by singing to her), got a 619 to the face.
    • Punk has since apologized for acting like such a douche and has buried the hatchet with him.
  • Is an avid comic book fan, and every year at Wrestlemania (or any other pay-per-view he fights in), he comes out as different types of superheroes ranging from Daredevil, Captain America, Iron Man, and The Flash. There was also that one time he dressed up as The Joker, which caused the Clown Prince of Crime to laugh his ass off at the tribute.
    • Yayoi Kise actually came to him with some of her comic books, hoping that Rey would use it for inspiration for his costumes. To her surprise, Rey said the designs were very interesting and he told her he'd wear her designs next time he fought. Yayoi immediately shed tears of happiness, causing many of the gods who saw the two together to coo in delight.
  • Many gods have learned the hard way about underestimating Rey's skills. They've soon had themselves kicked in the face and then followed up with the 619 or a Frog Splash for good measure. It's gotten to the point that it's become a huge drinking game in the Houses of Combat, Sports and Commerce to see how many gods get their asses kicked by him.
  • Despite never turning heel, there was that one universe where he got amnesia on the road to Wrestlemania thanks to Jack Swagger. The Rey in that universe knew about Jack giving him amnesia, but was having too much fun living by his own rules to reveal the truth.
  • When he's not practicing or training, Rey is usually seen in the House of Weapons, trying to find some new swords for his collection. Gods who didn't believe he could kick their asses are now fearing the day he comes wielding a sword in tandem with his luchador skills.
    • Travis Touchdown met up with him and handed Rey a spare Beam Katana he had on hand. Rey...smiled.
  • Despite their stance as rivals, Edge and Rey actually have teamed up together and won the tag team champions once or twice. For old time's sake, Edge teamed with Rey to fight off Charlie Haas and Shelton Benjamin in a friendly match. Once the match was over, however, Rey was on the receiving end of a Spear. Rey then retaliated with a 619, so it all was fair.
    • It took a while for Edge to forgive Rey in regards to his decision to marry Vickie Guerrero though, especially since Vickie became very abrasive to Rey for a time.
  • Is not to be confused with Mysterio in the House of Magic.
  • Rey is never allowed to use a steel chair in a wrestling match. Why, do you ask? Because unlike most heel and anti-hero gods who can easily get disqualified if they have one in their hands, he gets away with it due to him being so squeaky clean and somehow it's justified that he's channeling the spirit of his friend Eddie Guerrero.
  • Was once accused of placing the Undertaker in a coma. After enough investigation, it was revealed that it was really Kane who did the deed and framed the luchador to hide the evidence. Rey even told that despite the matches the two had with one another, there would be no way that he could beat the Deadman into such a state.
    • Of course it should be noted that Rey did break Taker's orbital bone and gave him a concussion.
  • On one occasion, he got into a scuffle with Akuma, which resulted in him dodging the Shun Goku Satsu and countering with a 619. Akuma left... mightily impressed.
  • Is impossible to be hated, as his title is "The Ultimate Underdog"...except for the Pantheon Wrestling Federation's Royal Rumble Match, the fans booed him due to them expecting Daniel Bryan in the match. Rey understands that it's not really him that they hated that night, but more on how Daniel Bryan got screwed over for a chance to headline Wrestlemania.
  • Also can be seen in the Academy, supervising the Lucha Libré club.
  • After leaving WWE, he had a match with Tigre Uno/Xtreme Tiger against Hijo del Perro Aguayo and Manik in Tijuana (both Mysterio and Perro Jr. are currently in AAA), and then a tragedy happened in the ring, when he kicked Perro Jr. in the back (which is not strong as it is), the latter got heavily injured in the neck by the second apron. Mysterio got shocked after learning that Perro Jr. passed away one day later after the match. Rey Mysterio gave condolencies to the Aguayo family for the accident.
    • The Court of the Gods checked that Rey Mysterio lacked guilt proof in the accident that killed Perro Jr. during the match, and that Mysterio is actually the one who checked that something was wrong during that match. Since that day, Mysterio is pretty much a Hurting Hero now.

Lesser Gods

    Calvin and Hobbes 
Calvin and Hobbes, Gods of Calvinball

    Little Mac 
Little Mac, God of Boxing Battlers and Pint Sized Powerhouses (Bruiser from the Bronx)
  • Theme song: Punch-Out Main Theme (Wii version)
  • Lesser God
  • Symbol: His pink tracksuit
  • Alignment: Neutral Good
  • Portfolio: Those never giving up, those who don't talk, Type 1 American based characters, small people who really don't like to be teased about their height, very fast boxers, the Star Punch, pink tracksuits, Giga Mac
  • Domains: Boxing, Determination
  • Herald: Doc Louis (his coach)
  • Allies: Dudley and all good Nintendo Gods, Rey Mysterio, Ippo Makunochi
  • Rivals: Balrog and all evil Nintendo Gods
  • Friendly Rival: Glass Joe, Donkey Kong
  • Followers: Ikki Takeda, Ryoko Ookami, Steve Fox, Heavy D!, Vanessa
  • Ascended when he was given the invitation to participate in the next Super Smash Bros. Tournament, which was met with unanimous rejoicing, seeing as he was an Assist Trophy in the previous tournament.
  • Usually does not like to be mocked of his height. The last person who did this, Samus, was sent flying to the moon with his K.O Punch. Gets along with Rey Mysterio, who has proven to be a god not to be messed with despite his size (although he doesn't like how Rey can get away with hitting people with steel chairs).
  • Hates Balrog for being a disgrace to the sport of boxing, and sees Dudley as a mentor who at least has the sense not to insult him for his pink tracksuit he wears.
    • Artix sreams in terror whenever Little Mac wears it (because he's scared of pink).
  • Also leads the Boxing Club in the Academy.
  • Trollkaiger thought it would be funny to replay clips of Samus making fun of his fight. Little Mac's response was to go Giga Mac.
  • Happy to find a fellow WVBA boxer in Glass Joe, and Glass Joe is happy that it's Little Mac and not the other boxers like Mr. Sandman or Super Macho Man that's coming to see him.
  • Has a seat in the House of Combat.
  • Also was rumored to have gone mad in power after winning his title and done some atrocities, forcing Abobo to defeat him. With the help of NiGHTS, Little Mac was able to defend his case that it was All Just a Dream of Abobo's, enabling him to retain his place.

    Makie Sasaki 
Makie Sasaki, Goddess of Passionate Sports Girls (Armatura Quinquiplex, Baka Pink, Pink Albatross, Biblio Pink Tulip)

    Natsu Ayuhara 
Natsu Ayuhara, Goddess Of Volleyball

    Paul London and Brian Kendrick 
Paul London and Brian Kendrick, Gods of Wrestling Combination Attacks (The Hooliganz, Londrick, Brian: Spanky, The Brian Kendrick)
  • Theme Song: "New Rockers" (Paul's initial theme and their main theme when together), "Hey You" and "Man With the Plan" (Brian Kendrick alone, the former being The Brian Kendrick's theme)
  • Lesser Gods
  • Symbol: A harlequin face next to a pair of gloves (colors vary) marked with question marks (Brian has a solo icon of his white jacket with red slashes as The Brian Kendrick)
  • Alignment: Neutral Good/Chaotic Good, Brian is Chaotic Neutral if in The Brian Kendrick mode.
  • Portfolio: fast, high-flying wrestlers, wearing masks, rushing into the ring, full of energy, being liked by kids, contrasting personalities, very well liked despite not being upper-card material
  • Domains: Wrestling, Flight, Masks, Tag Teams
  • Allies: Shawn Michaels (who they trained under), Rey Mysterio, Bret Hart, Matt Hardy and Jeff Hardy, John Cena, Shotaro Hidari and Philip, Daniel Bryan, Colt Cabana
  • Rivals: Edge, Randy Orton, The Undertaker, Kane
  • Other relationships: Vince McMahon (former boss), John Bradshaw Layfield (Commentator during their reign)
  • While Charlie Haas and Shelton Benjamin are the Pantheon's Greatest Tag Team, they've never held onto the champions for very long. That's where London and Kendrick came in; they held the WWE Tag Team Championship for an astounding 331 days despite not being featured often and decimated pretty much every tag team that came their way (Which includes The Hardys in a Ladder Match) until they lost the titles. This, including their ability to work together with a myriad of combination attacks, impressed gods in the House of Sports to let them ascend. In truth, they also were in need of another tag-team since Haas and Benjamin pretty much were plowing through everyone else.
  • They entered the Pantheon rushing through the corridors with such speed that made gods like The Flash, Rainbow Dash and Ricky Fitness look in awe as they slid to the ring in nothing more than their wrestling gear and masks. They then began to amaze the masses with their high-flying arsenal, even jumping through the ropes in suicide dives.
  • Have tried to get other wrestlers to call them "The Hooliganz", but unfortunately Howard Finkel just keeps calling them "The Team of Paul London and Brian Kendrick", much to their annoyance.
  • Once, when going to the House of Craft for some new ring gear, they met up with Shotaro and Philip aka Kamen Rider Double. Inspired by their battle-style and partnership, London and Kendrick made their own wrestling gear (half-green and half-purple) in their honor.
  • Prior to godhood, Brian Kendrick faced John Cena (in his Dr. of Thuganomics persona) in a battle rap. Let's just say that Brian unknowingly would cause the infamous "Cena Sucks!" chants heard to this day.
    • And even prior to that, Brian had to be delivery boy to "American Badass" Undertaker. It wasn't a pretty sight.
  • The two avoid Randy Orton like the plague after they found how Randy Orton did the RKO on the Shooting Star Press, London in particular due to him excelling in the SSP.
  • When Vince met up with London and Kendrick, the first thing he told them, after Paul gave a sheepish grin, "Keep that smile on your face". Paul won't exactly explain why Vince said that though.
  • Can fight separately when not in need of a tag team. During this time, Brian sometimes branches out into a persona called "THE Brian Kendrick", and Paul has won singles gold. However, like Haas and Benjamin above, they're at their best when they work together.
  • Due to them wearing lots of masks, they gained a strange kinship with Hata no Kokoro, who give them inspiration for the masks that they wear when they enter the ring. They've also learned not to mix up their masks with hers after hearing what happened when her Mask of Hope got stolen.
  • JBL always states that the kids "Come from Pluto". They take it as a compliment. He still has a laugh over that time the two had an unruly welcome to the APA.
  • The Hardys, Edge and Christian all did a collective Jaw Drop when they found out that Paul's first tag-team championship reign came from their long-time rivals The Dudley Boyz, who held at least eight Tag Team Championships and were part of multiple TLC matches and Triple Threat Tag Team Ladder Matches. Paul just simply shrugs his shoulders.
  • Brian has apologized for his beatdown on Colt Cabana during his reign as The Brian Kendrick. Colt himself doesn't mind.
  • The two dressed up as Bill and Ted (calling themselves "Brian D. Kendrick, and Paul 'Paul' London") once, while traversing for their own "Excellent Adventure" throughout the House of Travel. Bill and Ted admitted that their costumes were "Excellent!", complete with Air Guitar, and the four have gotten along splendidly. It also helps that Bill and Ted love London and Kendrick's entrance theme and are planning to do a live entrance of that theme when they can.

    Ric Flair 
Ric Flair, God of Ring Oldies (The Nature Boy, The Man, The Dirtiest Player in the Game)
  • Theme Song: Also Sprach Zarathustra, but with a WOOOOOO in the beginning.
  • Lesser God
  • Symbol: A Big Gold Belt.
  • Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
  • Portfolio: Professional Wrestling, Magnificent Bastards, Hitting Below the Belt, "Creative Tactics".
  • Domain: Competition, Glory, Trickery, Wealth, Nature (he is The Nature Boy, after all)
  • Followers: Johnny (Also known as "The Man"... except in the DS version), Triple H.
  • Rivals: Bruno Sammartino, Hulk Hogan, Bret Hart, John Cena, Randy Orton
  • Enemies: John Bradshaw Layfield.
  • Those in the pantheon who have found favor with Flair have disappeared for days when invited along to party with the Nature Boy. Those who have incited his wrath suffer unthinkable agony, which is predated by Flair's thunderous roars, his face turning scarlet and Flair ripping off—and physically assaulting—his own vestments.
  • Routinely goes through suits that cost more than the average pro wrestling fan makes in a year...insomuch as that he, when suitably provoked (or in the middle of an intense enough promo) will rip his clothes off down to his boxers and drop elbows on them (at the very least his suit jacket).
  • Despite ascending to Godhood, parts of his body (such as his forehead and scalp) are still very susceptible to bleeding at even the slightest physical trauma. Until the wound is healed, blood pours out from Flair's body without stopping.
  • Should anybody in the Pantheon say "WOOO" within Flair's hearing range, then expect him to challange that person to a "WOOO-off". It is ill-advised to put your money on his opponent, since Ric Flair Is called "The Dirtiest Player in the Game" for a reason. Liu Kang learned it the hard way.
  • He was sadly unable to win the elimination match that decided the God of Wrestling. But on the plus side, he did score with some nurses in the hospital.

    Uzu Sanageyama 
Uzu Sanageyama, God of Tiny Package and Kendo (Athletic Committee Chairman, Monkey, Monkey King, SanageYamcha, Ninja Turtle)
  • Theme Song: the second half of InuKa3L
  • Lesser God
  • Symbol: His kendo stick
  • Alignment: Chaotic Good (Initially pretended to be Lawful Evil)
  • Portfolio: Butt Monkey Badass, The Ace, Benevolent Boss, Black Sheep, Hot-Blooded Knight, Angling His Kendo at the Right Spot, Determinator, Using a Kendo Stick
  • Domain: Sport, Kendo, Combat
  • Undying Loyalty: Satsuki Kiryuin
  • Allies: Nonon Jakuzure, Ira Gamagoori, Houka Inumuta, Ryuko Matoi, Senketsu, Mako Mankanshoku, Mikisugi Aikuro, Viral, Matt Murdock, Sun Wukong, Yamcha, Johnny Storm, Wakaba Saegusa
  • Enemies: Nui Harime, Ragyo Kiryuin, Quan Chi, Gilgamesh, Dio Brando
  • Rival: Satsuki Kiryuin, Ryuko Matoi, Leonardo, Link, Hinagiku Katsura, Gallade, Samuel Rodrigues
  • No one in the pantheon would ever believe someone would ever take the Teeny Weenie trope. Uzu Sanageyama however took the chance to grab the vacant trope to finally join Lady Satsuki and be by her side
  • When he found out that Satsuki was captured by the GUAE and he wasn't ascended sooner to defend her, he felt ashamed. He begged Gamagoori to give him a thousand lashing for his failure. Satsuki however told him that there was no need for that and he hasn't failure her.
  • As been seen as some as the next Yamcha as he was easily defeated by Nui Harime and is a Butt Monkey. However, Uzu has shown to do better the second round as he almost defeated Ryuko and he sometimes learned from his past defeats.
  • As been noted to sound just like Link when he yells.
    • Uzu also notice that he sounds just like Viral. The two have been seen sparing against one another.
  • Even though Uzu is loyal to Satsuki, he also sees her as his rival. The same goes to Ryuko Matoi. He hoping to have a real rematch between the two.
    • There are some deities who actually see Uzu's rivalry with the Scissor Sisters as something more. Neither three has comment on it.
  • Was a former Gang leader to the Northern Kanton region. And despite what others may thing, he actually respect his men and is look up by them. They were willing to sacrifice their lives against COVERS.
  • Even though Uzu is no longer blind, he still retain his skill that he honed during that state. It's because of this that he hangs around Matt Murdock aka Daredevil.
  • Often views many of his allies as rivals. These include his Spear Counterpart of Kendo Captain Hinagiku Katsura and pokemon Gallade. He has also battle Leonardo of the TMNT. The last one is sometimes made fun of since Uzu wearing his face mask reminds them of the Turtle's.
  • Many deities were disappointed when they found out he doesn't shout "men, do kote". Uzu has to remind them that move past that.
    • Speaking of kendo, Uzu is currently practicing the perfect Tsuki strike.
  • Many have said that his fourth Blade Regalia reminds them of certain Spanish katana user. Naturally for Uzu, Jetstream Sam became his rival.
  • There are atleast some female deities who do want to know the size of his package. But the person who more adament about is Anarchy Stocking who actually want to go through a few rounds with him. She thinks that if he isn't a grower, he must a shower.
  • Also has a spot in House of Personal Appearance


Darjeeling, Goddess of Spirited Competitors

    Dexter Grif 
Private First Class/Sergeant/Minor Junior Private Negative First Class/Captain Dexter Grif, God of Blood Sports (Griff, Dirtbag, That Yellow Guy, Sarge's Number 7 Man)
  • Theme Song: Grifball Jam
  • Demigod
  • Symbol: The AGLA logo
  • Portfolio: Being ultra-lazy, being gluttonous, being on the short end of Sarge's schemes, being a Badass Driver when the situation calls for it
  • Domain: Sloth, Gluttony, Pain
  • Allies: Simmons, Donut, Church (both Alpha and Epsilon), Yukari Yakumo
  • Enemies: Sarge (kinda), Boomstick
  • He was forced to ascend after the Main House decided to have a Grifball court built into the House of Sports. Whenever a player picks up the Grifball, Grif's spirit possesses their body and their uniform becomes orange - leaving him the prime target for everyone's Gravity Hammers. Also, much to his chagrin, he gets blown up whenever he scores.
  • Whenever anyone's not playing Grifball, Grif can either be seen sleeping in his house or pigging out in the House of Food. His bottomless stomach scares that entire House. He once got into an eating contest with Pac-Man, Kirby, and Kyoko Sakura - after what took weeks (even after manipulation from the House of Time and Space), it ended with a tie.
  • He has no idea why everyone thinks his armor is yellow instead of orange. In fact, Charlotte once tried to eat him, mistaking him for a block of cheese. (Grif survived, thanks to his protective cone.)
  • He gets uneasy whenever he's around any type of Action Girl. This is likely a result of Tex busting his balls one too many times.
  • Has a huge respect for Yukari Yakumo, and tries to emulate her laziness.
  • He tried to pledge himself as a follower of every other deity in the Pantheon, under the rhetoric that omni-religion would force him to take every single day as a holy day of rest. It didn't work.
  • The Stig, after seeing some records of Grif's driving capabilities, sent Grif an e-mail challenging him to a race. Grif hasn't responded, since he's too lazy to even look at his email.
  • Has recently entered a period of mourning. When asked why, he simply responded with "I didn't know him too well, but I knew him well enough." before cramming more lava cakes into his mouth.
  • Grif is currently vary wary of Boomstick, due to the latter attacking him any chance he gets and being Sarge's Kid.

    Jim Ross 
Jim Ross, God of Commentators (Good Ol´ JR.)

    Miho Nishizumi 
Miho Nishizumi, Goddess of Non-Lethal Tank Warfare (Miporin)

    Nekomaru Nidai 
Nekomaru Nidai, God of Saving Sports Teams (Ultimate Team Manager, Mecha-Nidai, Mechamaru )
  • Demigod
  • Symbol: Chain-suspended weights beside a clipboard
  • Alignment: Chaotic Good, Chaotic Evil in Ultimate Despair
  • Portfolio: Large Ham, Hot-Blooded, Younger Than They Look, Determinator, Made of Iron, Taking the bazooka shot, Becoming a cyborg, Dueling to the death and losing
  • Domains: Athletics, Training, Management
  • Followers: Patches O'Houlihan
  • Allies: Makoto Naegi, Aoi Asahina, Sakura Ogami, Sonia Nevermind, Peko Pekoyama, Monomi/Usami,Mikan Tsumiki, Fuyuhiko Kuzuryuu, Chiaki Nanami, NintendoCapriSun, Wii Fit Trainer, Hisao Nakai, Glass Joe, Little Mac, Adam Jensen, Raiden
  • Enemies: Monokuma and his Mastermind, Nagito Komaeda, Balrog
  • Upon ascension he was greated happily by his fellow classmates. He was however bemoaned by the majority of the gambling community as it shuffled the win-lose odds with his repeated training of underdogs taking them to extravagant heights such as national playoffs. Savvier gamblers noted this meant odds were mostly just reversed.
  • As soon as he could he re-started training himself and his allies from his universe. Of note Aoi has improved even further while Sakura politely declined, seeking a partner instead. Nekomaru decided to throw everything he had at her despite knowing he couldn't win a straight brawl, if just to challenge her a little.
  • Not the fondest of Nagito Komaeda especially after hearing just how crazy he could get. He routinely rounds up fellow minded gods and kidnaps him so he won't potentially sabotage the GUAG.
  • Has decided to taken on training Glass Joe. While his physical performance has only improved slightly, Nekomaru outfitted him with headgear and has taught him fake out jabs and how to protect against his One Hit Ko weakness. Even Little Mac got a little afraid but continues to train with only Doc Louis depsite Nekomaru's offers. Still they respect each and are impressed by each other.
  • He's been recently pushing Hisao Nakai, himself born with a heart disease. Hisao's appreacitive of the thought but often finds himself overexerted. Nekomaru joked that if things got to be dangerously harmful, Hisao could just become a cyborg like he once was to Hisao's dismay.
  • When visiting Chiaki, Nekomaru heard the jubilant screams of someone declaring the greatness of the bathroom. Joyful that someone seemingly had a similar appreciation of a good shit, he marched to their shrine and declared each other friends. This was none other than NintendoCapriSun.
  • After his roboticisation in the virtual world Adam and Raiden gave their sympathies even if it wasn't real and were impressed to hear that the incident that led it to it was to save a friend. They were caught off guard when it seemed Nekomaru MOSTLY seemed to enjoy it. This did end up leading Raiden to learn of what Ultimate Despair was, infuriating him and solidifying their alliance.
  • Was happy to get the chance to try and fix things with Usami after his events in the island simulator. She promises to make sure that the future for everyone in Ultimate Despair will be bright.

    The Monstars 
Pound, Bang, Bupkus, Nawt, and Blanko, Gods of the Opposing Sports Team (The Mean Team, The Nerdlucks)

    Saki Miyanaga 
Saki Miyanaga, Goddess of Mahjong
  • Demigod
  • Symbol: a 1 of Circles mahjong tile
  • Alignment: Neutral Good
  • Portfolio: Mahjong, Joshikousei, Making Statisticians Cry
  • Domain: Sports, Mahjong, Strategy
  • Followers: Nodoka Haramura (her consort and Head Acolyte), Junichiro Koizumi, Hitler, The Pope, Yulia Tymoshenko
  • Won the godhood from a much-vaunted Interdimensional Tournament of Mahjong, largely staying out of the proverbial bloodshed and defeating most other Mahjong masters too busy jockeying for position. She was defeated by Akagi in the final four match (the other two contestants are Junichiro Koizumi and her own sister Teru Miyanaga), but won the godhood anyway since the adjudicators from the House of Justice caught Akagi cheating and Saki's points was still unchanged after a mahjong equivalent of a massacre, thus demonstrating her absolute mastery of the game.
  • Himeko has expressed interest in her and her partner, although it's still too early to say that they will be allies. The same could be said for Nanoha.
  • She often gets lost in her own temple. This led to Nodoka leading her by the hand when she visits other Houses.
  • Due to her skill with the technique, "Tsumo after a kong" is part of the standard prayer for her followers.


    Bandit Keith 
Keith Howard, God of Unsuccessful Cheaters and Sore Losers (Bandit Keith)

    Peter LaFleur and White Goodman 
Peter LaFleur and White Goodman, Gods of Dodgeball
  • Quasideities
  • Symbol: Average Joe's Gymnasium logo and Globo-Gym Purple Cobra logo
  • Alignment: Neutral Good (LaFleur), Neutral Evil (Goodman)
  • Portfolio: Opposing Sports Team, On the Money
  • Domains: Gym, Dodgeball, Funny
  • Followers: Their respective teams
  • Allies:
  • Rivals: Each other, of course.
  • Enemies:
  • Oppose: Ratchet (LaFleur)
  • When the Pantheon are in need of a Dodgeball team, they call upon all players with the skill to participate for godhood. Both LaFleur and Goodman took part of it, but since the Pantheon didn't allow their team to come with them, they assembled what they could for a rematch. However, things did not go as expected as their selection are all of the ascended members of the Pantheon and used their powers to play and things went out of control. Essential, they both hold the title though they will have a rematch they seek to see who is the true holder of dodgeball.
  • LaFleur is currently training the youths in a game of dodgeball after he and his team won the tournament. Though a lot of people learn of his training with Patches O'Houlihan and they wondered how efficient it is considered his mentor and coach throws wrenches at them, make them go through live traffic, and has a contraption that shoot dodgeball very fast.
    Patches O'Houlihan: "If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball."
    • So far, he taught them Patch's important lesson on the five d's of dodgeball: Dodge, duck, dip, dive, and dodge.
  • Goodman blames Chuck Norris for his loss in the tournament since he was the tie breaker that allowed the Average Joe's to play in the finals instead of forfeiting. Chuck Norris would not take it as he told Goodman that the next time he ever denies him, he'll give him one hell of a roundhouse kick.
    White Goodman: "Fuckin' Chuck Norris."
  • LaFleur consider making Jimmy Hopkins his prodigy since he taught nerds how to beat jocks at dodgeball.
  • If Jerrica had the chance, she would have helped LaFleur with his bankruptcy but LaFleur would admit that he would of decline if he didn't know about doing dodgeball. Despite this, he remain good friends with her. In contrast, she hates Goodman for he reminds her of Eric Raymond.
  • Dexter once made a machine that give him a huge advantage in dodgeball against a trio of bullies. Ironically, as LaFleur pointed out, he left himself right in the open in which Dee Dee actually knocked him out as the result.
  • Goodman once insulted Larry the Night Guard for having a deadbeat job, and for trying to steal his "good" looks.
  • Eikichi Mishina is disgusted with White Goodman, because despite being narcissistic and was once fat like him, at least he didn't act like an asshole to other people.
  • Goodman is a gross man when it comes to women, especially when he want to woo with them. This is shown when he try to flirt with his attorney Kata Veatch (later, LaFleur's girlfriend) and making her uncomfortable. He was banned from the House of Love when he was planning on wooing with the other women in the House.
  • LaFleur would joking say that the Green Arrow is if Steve the Pirate decided to stop being a pirate and instead be a Robin Hood-wannabe.

Alternative Title(s): Sports Overdeities And Greater Gods, Sports Intermediate Gods, Sports Lesser Gods, Sports Demi Gods And Quasideities