aka: Christmas Carol
"All of a sudden there comes Christmas, and there is an absolute tidal wave of darling little girls and sweet little boys making millions of dollars on records singing enchanting little Christmas songs that are perfectly nauseating."
In the days when sales of vinyl singles really did
control the position of songs in the charts, Christmas was the time when glurge-laden
songs topped the charts for weeks as children bought them for grandparents (and grandparents for grandchildren). Ubiquitous in stores, malls, and practically every other place with a PA system in November and December. Every so often somebody will pen an Anti Christmas Song
as an antidote, but the only real way to escape the onslaught is to become a Hikikomori
- or go off the grid entirely - for two months a year.
, everyone's got an album that they lovingly pull out from the bottom of the CD cabinet when December rolls around. Despite all the cheap, irritating, and soulless renditions (and re-renditions, and re-re-renditions ad nauseam
) to be heard all over the place during the holiday season, the original simple melodies
are still there, just waiting to be heard and to remind us why these songs really are
merry and bright. And for those who really
like this stuff, at least one radio station in almost every town goes to all Christmas music all the time on December 1st if not before
In other words, when done right, these are still indisputably Awesome Music
By the way — and at the risk of being pedantic — traditional hymns centered around the Nativity are the actual Christmas carols
. Tunes about snowfall or Santa are just plain ol' Christmas songs
(or, in some cases, winter songs).
Trivia note: At the end of the Vietnam War
, as the North Vietnamese Army reached the outskirts of Saigon, the American Forces Radio Service had to alert Americans in the area without panicking the local populace, all while in the process of smashing their equipment and recordings. As one Vietnam vet put it, he knew the end was near when AFRS began playing Bing Crosby
singing "White Christmas
" in April.
If you're looking for the story by Charles Dickens
, that's A Christmas Carol
. (Except when it's Yet Another Christmas Carol
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- "Jingle Bells".
- Also known for the parody lyrics "Jingle Bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg...", which came full circle when, in Batman The Animated Series, The Joker himself sang them.
- There's also a Japanese version, minus the phrase "Jingle Bells", sung by Japanese pro wrestlers.
- "Jingle Bells" is probably the single best-known and most widely-performed Christmas song of them all...which is rather ironic, given that it doesn't really have anything to do with Christmas specifically, secular or religious... it's actually a song about young guys in 1850s Medford, Massachusetts, who used to drag-race their one-horse sleighs in the town square. There's a small, hard to find plaque in said town square to commemorate it.
- "Bjällerklang", the Swedish version, is about getting out of the house to avoid getting Cabin Fever, not drag racing. The verses have a slightly altered melody. The first part of the chorus has the same melody as the American version. However, a second chorus with a melody not used in the American version is sung after the original chorus.
- "Do They Know It's Christmas?", first done by BandAid in 1984 to raise money for the victims of the Ethiopian famine. The subsequent Live Aid concert and charity appeal raised about £150m. Sadly, it may have actually made the situation worse- some journalists have claimed the money ended up in the hands of the military junta, who used for an enforced resettlement program. Up to 100,000 people may have been killed as a result. The earlier civil war had actually made the famine worse.
- As for the song itself, it contains an instance of research failure with the line "There won't be snow in Africa this Christmas time". Tell that one to the people of Kenya...
- Also, "No rain or rivers flow..." except, ya know, that longest river in the world... (the fucking Nile!)
- Critics reportedly responded poorly to the two subsequent renditions of the song (in 1988 and 2004) because they felt that they were cashing in on the original, which they said, in spite of its obvious drawbacks, had its heart in the right place.
- The Pogues' "Fairytale of New York". Notable for turning into an insult fest mid-way through, which was controversially censored by Radio 1 in 2007 for a couple of days. Interestingly, Radio 2 (which has a decidedly less daring reputation than its lower-numbered sister station) played it unexpurgated.
- Special mention should be made of this song. It doesn't celebrate Christmas at all ( It's merely set on Christmas Eve). It is more about the eroding of dreams and the people you've come to hate (but are stuck with). The British keep voting it "Best Christmas Song" in various polls. Something about being stuck with family resonates with us, we think.
- "Happy Christmas (War is Over)" by John Lennon.
- "Merry Xmas Everybody" by Slade is pretty much the Christmas song in England, as it's heard in shops across the country the minute they start advertising "It's almost Christmas", which is usually around mid-October.
- "Last Christmas", Wham! Covered by Billie Piper and by Taylor Swift.
- "Christmas Time is Here", Ray Parker Jr.
- "The Little Drummer Boy".
- The counterpoint duet "Peace on Earth"/"Little Drummer Boy", created for a 1977 Christmas Special, has endured for upwards of 30 years due to its unique teaming of David Bowie and Bing Crosby. Depending on your mindset, it can be enjoyed straight or as kitsch.
- And there's the 1970 version by The Jackson Five, where Michael substitutes "mule" for "lamb". Also the only time you'll hear "Baby Jesus" in the song, instead of the classical "Baby Jesu" or the "little baby" more commonly heard today.
- "Silver Bells" - Debuted in a now little known holiday comedy starring Bob Hope called The Lemon-Drop Kid.
- "Do You Hear What I Hear" - An allegorical Christmas song dealing with the Cuban Missile Crisis — explanation here.
- "Carol of the Bells"
- "White Christmas"
- Sufjan Stevens put out a 5-CD box set of Christmas songs, both old and new. His original songs include "Get Behind Me, Santa!", "Sister Winter", "We're Goin' To The Country", "Put The Lights on the Tree", "That Was the Worst Christmas Ever!" and "Come On! Let's Boogey to the Elf Dance!"
- Trans-Siberian Orchestra pretty much built their career on this, their alter-egos being a more conventional rock group that despite multiple albums made no money whatsoever until they had a crossover hit with Christmas tunes. Several full albums of such followed.
- Mannheim Steamroller's best-known work has been Christmas music.
- "Christmastime is Here" by Vince Guaraldi, from A Charlie Brown Christmas.
- "The Christmas Song" (often known by its opening line 'Chestnuts roasting on an open fire'), written by Mel Tormé and Bob Wells, performed by Nat "King" Cole and various others.
- "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas", which was written for Meet Me in St. Louis and has something of an interesting history.
- Sleigh Ride. The original version by Leroy Anderson features a nifty tempo shift halfway through.
- Santa Claus Is Coming To Town
- "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" - America's favorite bit of Christmas "folklore" that was originally created as a marketing gimmick for Montgomery Ward. Really.
- The band Low recorded a mini-album of Christmas songs, some original ("Just Like Christmas"), some cover versions ("Blue Christmas") and some traditional ("Silent Night", "The Little Drummer Boy").
- "I Believe in Father Christmas", by Greg Lake. Some folk who don't listen closely to the lyrics have mistaken this song for being anti-religious; however, Word Of God says it's really about growing up and growing out of some childhood illusions. Sarah Brightman's cover of this seems to underline it, since she sang it in this oddly childlike voice.
- Celebrate Me Home by Kenny Loggins
- "Niño Lindo" and "Si la Virgen fuera Andina", two popular Venezuelan Christmas songs who, rare in the genre, actually remember why Christmas is called that. Popularized by the versions of several child chorus and the ones by Nancy Ramos; the latter musical career has essentially reduced to singing those.
- "Mamacita, Dónde Está Santa Claus" is an English-Spanish song involving a kid waiting up for Santa.
- "Christmas Wrapping" by The Waitresses is a cute story about a woman trying to get together with a guy. Various mishaps result in one or the other of them not making the date, until on Christmas Eve, their individual decisions to just sit out Christmas as a result of a hectic year gets them together.
- "Someday at Christmas"
- "Please Come Home for Christmas"
- "Merry Christmas, Baby"
- The Killers tend to release a Christmas song each December with the proceeds going to charity. So far they've recorded:
- "A Great Big Sled" (2006), a Springsteenian ode to lost innocence, produced by famed British alt rock producer Alan Moulder.
- "Don't Shoot Me Santa" (2007), a novelty song about Santa attempting to kill Brendon Flowers. Currently the best selling of all their Christmas singles.
- "Joseph, Better You Than Me" (2008), a gospel-fused song featuring Neil Tennant and Elton John
- "¡Happy Birthday, Guadalupe!" (2009), a Mexican-pop flavored love song featuring indie rockers Wild Light and Mariachi El Bronx, the mariachi alter-ego of the SoCal punk band The Bronx
- "Boots" (2010), a melancholy piece of nostalgia featuring samples from It's a Wonderful Life.
- "The Cowboys' Christmas Ball" (2011), an uptempo, country-sounding somg with aa Retraux video.
- ''Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)'', originally recorded by Darlene Love, covered by everyone from U2 to Death Cab For Cutie.
- O Tannenbaum, also known as "O Christmas Tree" in English. Shares its melody with the official state song of Maryland.
- Silent Night - written in Austria on Christmas eve of 1818, has one of the most recognized melodies in world.
- Franz Schubert's version of Ave Maria.
- "What Child Is This", set to the tune of the (non-Christmas) folk song "Greensleeves".
- "O Come All Ye Faithful"
- "Deck The Halls"
- "O Holy Night"
- "God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen" - Some useful trivia: nowhere in the original version do you find the word "ye".
- Hark The Herald Angels Sing
- We Wish You A Merry Christmas
- Good King Wenceslas
- The First Noel
- The Holly and the Ivy.
- "Do You Know How Christmas Trees Are Grown?" from On Her Majesty's Secret Service.
- One of the few bilingual Christmas songs to regularly get radio airplay, Jose Feliciano's "Feliz Navidad/I want to wish you a Merry Christmas."
- "Jesus Christ" by Big Star, Alternative Rock's very own Christmas anthem.
- This Christmas Covered by numerous artists in the 40 years since its release, but NO version is better than the classic original by Donny Hathaway.
- "Give Love On Christmas Day", recorded by The Temptations, Jackson 5, and Johnny Gill.
- Run-D.M.C.'s "Christmas In Hollis." Recorded for a 1985 charity album, it features Run telling the tale of stumbling upon Santa's very full wallet in a city park, and being tempted to keep it — but then he decides to do good by returning it, and is miraculously rewarded:
But I'd never steal from Santa, 'cause that ain't right
So I headed home to mail it back to him that night
But when I got home, I bugged, 'cause under the tree
Was a letter from Santa that said the dough was for me!
- Anyone else have a soft spot for Twinkle Twinkle Little Me? It's beautiful.
- "Silent Hill", by Thomas Howard. No relation to the actual Silent Hill.
- Oddly enough, "When You Wish Upon A Star" is considered a Christmas song in Japan, Finland, Sweden, Norway and Denmark. The star referred to is probably the star that led the Magi.
- In Scandinavia it's possibly tied to Disney's tv special "From All of Us to All of You", a perennial must-see.
- The Nutcracker Suite, by Tchaikovsky. Either the straight orchestra version, or various interpretations. Notably, a swing version originally peformed by Les Brown and his Band of Renown, later played by the Brian Setzer Orchestra.
- There is also a Jazz Rendition of the whole Suite that was arranged by Duke Ellington and Billy Strayhorn as apart of the album Three Suites that includes a Jazz rendition of Grieg's "Peer Gynt Suite" and "Suite Thursday" his tribute to John Steinbeck. You can hear the whole thing starting here.
- "Merry Christmas, Darling" by the Carpenters. Borderlines on glurge (because of the way it's sung more than the lyrics; this is the Carpenters, mind you).
- Probably worth mentioning here but there is actually a Maria-sama ga Miteru Christmas Album. No original songs but several of the seiyuu singing Christmas Carols.
- "I'll Be Home for Christmas", which debuted during the height of World War II, but is actually about a college student studying away from home. That said, the war subtext is much more popular, to the point where modern covers have soldiers wishing their families a merry Christmas during the bridge.
- "Some Children See Him", one of a number of carols written by Alfred Burt. Can be glurge-ified because of its anvilicious socio-political message.
- Coldplay's "Christmas Lights" provides us with yet another example of heartbreak at Christmas.
- Angels & Airwaves' "Star of Bethlehem". In the album's final release, it was split into two songs: "Star of Bethlehem" and "True Love".
- "We Need a Little Christmas", written for The Musical version of Auntie Mame.
- Carbon Leaf's Christmas Child album has several original Christmas and winter-themed songs, including the title song about a child counting down the days left, and "Red Punch, Green Punch" about the type of family Christmas parties you find boring as a child but fondly look back on later.
- Same Old Lang Syne by Dan Fogelberg is technically a Christmas song, as it mentions that the events of the song happen on Christmas Eve (Probably because the songwriter needed something that rhymed with "sleeve"). The song is actually about a guy who runs into an ex-girlfriend by chance and the two of them spending the evening catching up on what they've been doing since the apparently amiable breakup.
- Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree. It's a song that gets played all the time on the radio. It also serves for a crazy dance.
- "Jingle Bell Rock"
- "The 12 Days of Christmas"
- "Winter Wonderland"
- "My Favorite Things", taken from The Soundof Music
- "It's Beginning to Look A Lot Like Christmas"
- "The Most Wonderful Time of the Year"
- All I want For Christmas is You by Mariah Carey. Listen to the radio regularly during December, and you will DEFINITELY hear this song.
- In 1990, Pretty Maids released the In Santa's Claws EP which features two christmas songs ("In Santa's Claws" and "A Merry Jingle", a medley of sorts) along with some live material.
- From Elton John's heyday in 1973, we have "Step Into Christmas".
- "Guanaguanare", by Jesus Avila.
- "Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer" by Dr. Elmo
- And the sequel song, "Grandpa's Gonna Sue the Pants Off of Santa"
- There was... an acoustic blues version of "Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer" done by Poe
- Dr. Elmo also made a 2000 election version as well as another sequel song, "Please Don't Make Me Play That Grandma Song Again"; Dr. Elmo takes the role of a beleaguered radio DJ who is weary of playing that song. The self-deprecating humor (he criticizes his own singing) is brilliant.
- Da Yoopers did a parody called "Grandpa Got Run Over by a Beer Truck."
- A parody of a parody: "Grandpa Got Runned Over by a John Deere" by Cledus T. Judd. And yes, it's still a Christmas song... sorta.
- There was also (during the height of their career) a parody song called "New Kids Got Run Over By A Reindeer" ...
- Most of the Bob Rivers catalogue.
- Bob Dylan's klezmer-style rendition of "Must Be Santa". Nothing like a good old-fashioned Hanukkah themed Christmas song!
- Jethro Tull with their whole Christmas Album, (though a few almost play it straight, at least in spirit).
- Also, 'A Christmas Song' one of their earlier songs (reworked on the Christmas Album). Starts off as a traditional carol and then changes theme.
Once in Royal David’s City
Stood a lowly cattle shed,
Where a mother laid her baby.
You’d do well to remember the things He later said.
When you’re stuffing yourselves at the Christmas parties,
You’ll laugh when I tell you to take a running jump.
You’re missing the point I’m sure does not need making;
The Christmas spirit is not what you drink...
...[outro] Hey, Santa, pass that bottle will you?
- "Rusty Chevrolet", an ode to The Alleged Car, again by Da Yoopers.
- "Christmas at Ground Zero" and "The Night Santa Went Crazy", both by "Weird Al" Yankovic.
- His song "Weasel Stomping Day", sung in typical Glurgical Christmas style, concerns a fictitious holiday in which people wear Viking helmets, spread mayonnaise on their lawns, and squish weasels under their boots.
- Jonathan Coulton's "Chiron Beta Prime"
- "Have Yourself A Scary Little Christmas", album credited to Tales From the Crypt and the Cryptkeeper.
- "Leroy the Redneck Reindeer," by Joe Diffie.
- "Redneck 12 Days of Christmas," Jeff Foxworthy.
- "Here's Your Sign Christmas," Bill Engvall (not really parody, but comedy if you like the performer).
- "The Carol of the Old Ones"
- "A Christmas Carol" by Tom Lehrer
- "Santa Looked a Lot Like Daddy", Buck Owens, covered by pretty much every male country artist at one time or another.
- "Santa Baby", Eartha Kitt, covered by pretty much every female artist at one time or another.
- Mystery Science Theater 3000's "Patrick Swayze Christmas"
- and the Mike-Era Merry Christmas...If That's Okay which pokes fun at the whole Political Correctness Gone Mad & the whole stupid "War On Christmas" phenomenon.
- "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus"
- "Father Christmas", by The Kinks, in which a man playing Father Christmas outside a (presumably British) department store is mugged by street thugs. "Father Christmas, give us your money! Don't mess around with those silly toys!" Punkest Christmas song ever!
- "All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth" by Spike Jones.
- And "I'm The Angel in the Christmas Play" by the same, which is about an unrepentant delinquent cheerfully admitting to all the mischief he's been up to, ending each verse with an announcement that he's playing the angel in the school Christmas play.
- "I Won't Be Home for Christmas" by blink-182, with a chorus that goes "It's Christmas time again/It's time to be nice to the people you can't stand."
- Also "Happy Holidays, You Bastard" - "It's Christmas Eve and I've only wrapped 2 f*** ing presents."
- "No Presents for Christmas" by King Diamond.
- "Merry F** king Christmas" and "A Lonely Jew on Christmas", both from South Park.
- Sarah Silverman's "Give the Jew Girl Toys", the video of which ends in Silverman cuddling next to a Bound and Gagged Santa Claus.
- Denis Leary has a Christmas special as well as a song by the title Merry F** king Chistmas, complete with overly cynical lyrics such as "Old St. Nick's got bourbon breath / It's so cold you could catch your death / A cop just sold me crystal meth / It's a merry f** king Christmas"
- Sort of borderline, but Merry Christmas (I Don't Want to Fight Tonight) by the Ramones.
- "Ohhhh, Santa Claus, Santa Claus, You are much too fat..." The highlight of many an Elementary School Christmas performance.
- Jingle Bell Metal by Psychostick contains parodies of several Christmas songs.
- "Ho Ho [BEEP] Ho" by Kevin Bloody Wilson.
- They Might Be Giants have a few, most of which involve Santa Claus acting like a dick to the narrator.
- In A Colbert Christmas: The Greatest Gift of All, Stephen performs the cheery, extremely unsubtle "Another Christmas Song", which is all about people buying "Another Christmas Song" and hopefully making it a yearly Christmas standard so that Stephen can get rich. Multiple levels of metafiction at once coupled with multiple levels of Special Effect Failure.
- The cast of Sailor Moon Abridged did an album of parody songs, that can be bought on their site.
- The "Christmas Scare-ols," written to give Disneyland visitors something to do while waiting in line for the Haunted Mansion Holiday attraction, comprise an assortment of traditional Christmas songs re-arranged in a minor key and with the lyrics altered to reflect the sensibilities of the denizens of Halloween Town.
- Tiny Tim released the jaw-dropping "Santa Claus Has Got The AIDS This Year."
- Disturbingly, there are two novelty Christmas songs about fisting: "XXXMas Song" by Vinnie and the Stardusters and "Fist Me This Christmas" by the Wet Spots.
- "The Twelve Days After Christmas" focuses on the downsides of owning all the gifts from its namesake song, and the nasty breakup between the "true loves" that results.
The four calling birds were a big mistake / for their language was obscene / the five golden rings were completely fake / and they turned my fingers green!
- The title works only because many people don't realize that the actual "Twelve Days of Christmas" are after Christmas; they are the twelve days from Christmas to Epiphany.
- Thrash band Whiplash has a song called "I Hate Christmas", with arguably one of the greatest lines in all of music: "Jingle Bells, I'll see you in Hell!"
- Rhan Wilson's Altared Christmas series. The gimmick? What if you played Christmas songs in a Darker and Edgier minor key? It's a lot better than it sounds, that's what.
- You Ain't Getting S*** for Christmas. The song is hilarious when ma "Takes the two fruitcakes and the turkey and throws them out the front window."
- Ray Stevens has several, including "Xerox Xmas Letter," (an over-the-top Christmas letter for "Nightmare Before Christmas" (where he dreams that a bunch of lawyers take Santa to court for wearing fur, smoking, working only one day a year, etc.).
- The Jingle Bell Barking Dogs.
- And their feline counterparts.
- There is a disturbingly hilarious parody of "Walkin' In a Winter Wonderland" called "Walkin' Round In Women's Underwear", about crossdressing.
- That's courtesy Bob Rivers, a parodist who basically makes a living off of songs like "Grabbe Yahbalz" ("Grab your balls like Michael Jackson! Fa-la-la-la-la...), "The Twelve Pains of Christmas", "The 'What's It to Ya?' Chorus", "I Came Upon a Roadkill Deer", "The Restroom Door Said 'Gentlemen'", and, most brilliantly, "O Little Town of Bethlehem" set to the tune of "The House of the Rising Sun", with a pretty good Dylan impersonation.
- And let's not forget "Monster Holiday", the Christmas-themed sequel to "The Monster Mash".
- AC/DC gives us "Mistress for Christmas", which (as one might have guessed from an AC/DC song) is less about the "Christmas" part and more about the "Mistress" part.
- "Please Santa Claus" by Anna Russell.
- The 12 Guido Days of Christmas.
- "No More Christmas Singles", the Spitting Image... er... Christmas Single.
- The entire Oi to the World album by the Vandals, but especially "My First Christmas As a Woman".
- The title song - later covered by No Doubt - is about an Indian punk and a skinhead getting in a fight that nearly results in the death of both of them - at least, until the spirit of the holidays wins out.
- "Elf's Lament" by Barenaked Ladies and featuring Michael Buble.
- This commercial for (the fake) "The Sharks A Capella Holiday Album". It manages not only to make fun of and lampshade holiday songs and albums, but also the commercials that are used to peddle them as well.
Announcer: Yes, vocal tones so unique and distinctive, only your dog can truly appreciate them!
- The Twelve Days of Christmas with Doug and Bob McKenzie, aka The Canadian Twelve Days of Christmas.
On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: 5 GOLDEN TOQUES!
...and a beer.
...in a treeeeee...
- I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus, by Stand Still.
- Make A Daft Noise For Christmas and Father Christmas Do Not Touch Me (about "a most immoral Santa") by The Goodies.
- Hark, how the WAA all seem to WAA, joining in rhyme. WALUIGI TIME!
- 1960s garage-rock band The Sonics did "Don't Believe in Christmas", airing typical holiday disappointments to the tune of Chuck Berry's "Too Much Monkey Business".
- "You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch"
- Kip Addotta's I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus. It's actually Mommy in disguise.
- The Hives & Cyndi Lauper - A Christmas Duel I bought no gifts this year And I slept with your sister.
- A cappela group Straight No Chaser has a song called "12 Days" that blends "The Twelve Days of Christmas" with... almost everything. It starts fairly normal, until about half the group jumps from two to four, and is corrected by the other half, who interpolate the third day lyrics in, before ending up somehow at five golden rings. And then they start throwing in "Deck the Halls" and "Here We Come A-Wassailing" and, I kid you not, Toto's "Africa". Seriously, just listen.
- "All I Want for Christmas Is to Rock" by Hair Metal band Sniper.
- Allan Sherman's "The Twelve Gifts Of Christmas," with such offerings as A Japanese transistor radio, green polka dot pajamas, a calendar book with the name of his insurance man, simulated alligator wallet and much more. On the twelfth day, he's going to exchange them all.
These are very much YMMV. One person's Glurge is another person's Crowning Moment of Heartwarming. Please don't natter about how you disagree with an entry.
- "I Hate Christmas Parties" by Relient K. It's about as cheery as it sounds.
- "Red Water (Christmas Mourning)" by Type O Negative is a dirge-like remembrance of people in the singer's family who've died in the last year. It may be the single most depressing Christmas song ever.
- "Yule Shoot Your Eye Out" by Fall Out Boy. Contains lyrics such as 'Merry Christmas, I could care less' and 'all I want this year is for you to dedicate your last breath to me, before you bury yourself alive.'
- "Santa Stole My Girlfriend" by The Maine. The title is pretty self-explanatory. Chorus calls Santa an obscene name.
- O Holy Crap. Good lord, good lord.
- Jackson Browne's "The Rebel Jesus", originally recorded with Irish folk group The Chieftains for their Christmas album The Bells of Dublin, and then again as a solo version. Listen to the original here and the remake here.
- Speaking of that Chieftains album, it also includes a hilarious collaboration with Elvis Costello called "St. Stephan's Day Murders". Christmas is over, and a few members of the family have had it with holiday cheer.
- The Nostalgia Chick did a countdown of the Top Ten Most Disturbing And Inescapable Christmas Songs. With all the Glurge and creepy messages the titular songs featured, it's probably no wonder that she filled it with Black Comedy and horrific imagery.
- Pictured above: The Star Wars album Christmas in the Stars, which is not quite as infamous as The Star Wars Holiday Special but comparably misconceived (at least they don't sing about "Life Day" here). It featured the voices of Anthony Daniels and, on "R2-D2 We Wish You A Merry Christmas," an 18-year-old named John Bongiovi.
- "White Wine in the Sun" by Tim Minchin is not exactly a parody, and not entirely straight, and not at all religious Christmas song. It's also an absolute tearjerker.
- Dar Williams' "The Christians and the Pagans" depicts a pair of neo-pagan (and quite possibly lesbian) women spending Christmas Eve with one's devoutly Christian uncle and his family, and how they're able to overcome their respective cultural differences and enjoy the season together. It leavens its moral message with gentle humor, and is a genuinely great song.
- In Full Metal Jacket has Drill Sergeant Nasty singing "Happy Birthday" to Jesus as the platoon stands at attention.
- "All I want for Christmas is to Kick Your Ass", by the Midnight Riders. Yes the band made up for Left 4 Dead 2.
- In 2007 or 2008, Sting was asked by his label if he would like to do a Christmas album. He refused, but instead released a winter-themed album, 2009's If on a Winter's Night.
- In Venezuela, Gaita Zuliana are often lumped with other Christmas songs, despite most of the songs that are not about partying, how great singing Gaita is or current issues are about either Our Lady of Chinquinquirá (November 18), San Benito de Palermo (December 27), and New Year's Eve.