Welcome to the Hunger Games Simulation reboot!
Please read the updated rules post here.
Due to the resim glitch, event submission is currently paused.
Also, the host reservation list is here.
Old rules snipped; please read the updated rules post.
And that should be that. Here's a save of the simulation, just so you know what to expect. Now's start the nominations for the first season of the reboot!
Team Powerful
Reserve: Team Public Service
Edited by wingedcatgirl on Sep 27th 2023 at 8:51:59 AM
Hey Ichi, a word of advice but please be patient and don’t bump the thread. We’re done with adding and fixing broken or missing events and it’s not set up yet.
Mods, please don’t kill me again.
Edited by TabbyGirl4 on Sep 8th 2020 at 6:10:55 AM
"I'm Mary Poppins, Y'all!" - Yondu,2017it ok,
"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."- (Player1) attempts to destroy the universe so (he/she1) can wear it as a costume, only to get banned by the Gamemakers for all (his/her1) trouble. (based on a joke by Psyche in regards to Kiribaku)
- (Player1) attempts to make a pun, only to suddenly glitch out, causing (him/her1) to get VAC banned. (based on an error on the Tatsu bot in the server)
- (Player1) decides not to buy anything made with velcro, because it's such a rip-off. (based on a rolled "dad joke")
- The scars of (Player1)'s love remind (Player2) of themselves. They keep (him/her2) thinking that they almost had it all. (blacklisted, as they are implicitly exes)
- (Player1) declares war on pancakes.
- (Player1) tells (Player2) that grapes are a fruit. (Player2) bluntly replies that (he/she2) knows that already. (based on a conversation I had with my niece)
- (Player1) tells (Player2) that it's "hard to tell the good from bad and villains to heroes these days."
- (Player 1) showcases (his/her1) feet in a livestream. (based on a comment from this livestream)
- According to (Player1), (Player2) came in and practiced some tasty licks.... on (his/her2) guitar. (full context: while recording "All for Nothing" with Page Hamilton, someone joked about "tasty lick" after Page played some guitar licks, prompting Mike Shinoda to say "Man, Page came in; he played some tasty licks." See this video for better clarification)
- (Player1) doesn't do what (Player1) does for (Player1). (Player1) does what (Player1) does because (Player1) IS (Player1).
- (Player1) somehow mistakes amnesia for insomnia.
- (Player1) somehow rips (his/her1) own underwear while wearing it, leaving (him/her1) embarrassed and (Player2) and (Player3) laughing. (this could count as a SpongeBob SquarePants reference, but this sadly happened a while back with one of my briefs)
- (Player1) declares that the tributes should hang the rules of the Games, causing (Player2) to shoot (him/her1). (fatal)
I've set up the save for Billy, though Dave's willing to back him up.
EDIT: Dave sent me a save, but it was scrapped due to a critically broken fatal event (it was accidentally made nonfatal).
EDIT 2: Billy sent another one to him.
Edited by TroperNo9001 on Sep 9th 2020 at 10:28:38 PM
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"Unfortunately, I hereby announce my semi-resignation as host due to RL family issues with my father. I hope you all understand. However, I'll see what I can do to arrange things up to host.
Edited by dave_the_assassin on Sep 10th 2020 at 1:41:03 AM
Hope: "Let's go. We'll be together." Lightning: "I only know... that soon, we'll be together."I've sent the pics to Dave, but I'll write the first update just in case he can't host after all.
EDIT: I'll handle the first few updates, while Dave will see if he can do the rest tomorrow.
Edited by TroperNo9001 on Sep 10th 2020 at 7:27:34 PM
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"Mr. Sutton: Phew... after discussing it with the Gamemakers, I might change styles midway because my script might need an overhaul. (rimshot) Hehe, apologies to Kai Chisaki over there, and it looks like Mike has to deal with his co-workers, Paper has an evil "student" to educate, while three Hope's Peak students are trapped in a rather familiar setting yet again! You know the drill here, everyone... so let's begin!
Battle Music: Hiveswap Friendsim - Polypa's Theme
- Bloodbath (alt links)
- Paper swings her axe at Rotface as she fights him for a bag, but gives up and gallops away.
- Not even Deku was expecting the Spanish Inquisition!
- Pennington finds a clue: a pyromancy flame!
- Randall uncloaks himself and kills the same Inquisitor that scared Deku.
- The Letter lands on a body of water and floats away from the Cornucopia.
- An iKONic entrance, isn't that right?
- Sonia is seriously wondering why her friend/love interest's drinking on the podium.
- That's a big bus.
- The Mysterious Girl, or should I say, Letter-tan, gets ready to Smash... all kinds of matter!
- Rex proves to Makoto that the latter's a "mistake of nature" by besting him in a lethal D-D-D-D-Duel.
- I didn't know Long Yoshi had a different run cycle.
- Which of these long-haired girls will die first? Place your bets!
- Mike somehow mistakes Sunny for Eye-SicleOOC , the evil polar bear who nominated him, and beats her into a pulp.
- Whoops, Suzuka needed that license to use her okatana.
- Victor uses the Quartermaine Technique to escape from Pecorine's impending glomp.
- This season is brought to you by Derek Bum! Say goodbye to daily stains and dirty surfaces with the new... Kitchen Gun! (shoots with it)
- Dookie stabs Bobby in the belly and gets away from the resulting explosion. Bob-ombs away!
- Everyone else either grabs supplies or runs.
- Day 1 (alt link)
- Long Yoshi wins Bobby's fuse.
- Paper finds a safe spot away from Amisia and works on her painting. She then summons the Nintendo Labo Robot from it.
- Rex cashes in on a mobile game and transforms into a literal mobile game whale.
- Kappa, despite delivering good news to the tributes in the Bloodbath, has a bad feeling about Ami and stabs her. He gets horrified when she bleeds indigo blood, but she tells her that she'll be okay and gives him a Snickers. Is this a genuine change of blood pusherH/N for her, or was that just a façade?
- Why would a Not-So-Phony Psychic who deals with exorcism sell haunted dolls of himself?
- Scroop Has Six Daddies... in the metaphorical sense.
- Hey, who spilled coffee on this letter?
- Investi-gator accidentally breaks a statue while searching for clues, and Suzuka comes over to... teach him how to use an okatana?
- After absorbing the Jinsei in the Bloodbath, Kiryu challenges Derek to a cardless Duel and tells him to put down his Kitchen Gun.
- That's not enough Laugh Energy you produced, Piao Piao!
- Roz snarks at Dookie's rude joke about Overhaul.
- Randall seeks revenge on Sora for (Kingdom Hearts III spoilers!) locking him away with the former's banishment door, but cuts corners with his plans like another purple Disney villain.
- Phineas knows what he's gonna do today with Isabella! Steal all the towels of the Tri-State Area— I mean Arena and dump them all in the water!
- Sonia's a Ditzy Genius, after all.
- Pecorine gets involved in another JoJo event. Her Stand must involve food in some way, but what's with the Evil Laugh?
- Oh Loki, you Trickster God, you.
- Gundham gets a "star" for celebrating too early.
- Yusuke aspires to be a better artist... but somehow chokes on that dream. Sorry, Paper.
- Deaths (alt link): Makoto, Sunny, Bobby, and Yusuke
Edited by TroperNo9001 on Sep 11th 2020 at 1:36:53 AM
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"Oof, RIP Bobby
"Leftover items still have value!"I guess it's hard to tell who's who in the Hunger Games when you only have one eye. 😅
"Lucian, don’t be afraid, we’ll make it through this."Man, Dookie is ruthless.
Ok bitch it's Weezer and it's WeezyPfffft, that Sondam interaction! Even Sonia was a little weirded out by that.
And of course the Kpop group called WINNER would be the ones sarcastically congratulating Gundham for doing that.
...It’s been 1 day and Reigen is already scarily IC goddamn. Same with Sonia and Gundham.
F in the chat for Makoto, first Great Pretender trib and we never knew ye. At least Yusuke had a fitting death.
Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?(The phone rings. Sutton answers it.)
Hello? Is this the Control Room?
Yes, sir. Did you know that today on Earth Prime's... a rather sobering anniversary?
Of what?
You know... the one season where a certain BTS member was subjected to an Infinite Death Loop and then some?
(Sutton gasps.) You mean... the V Incident?
Unfortunately, yes... But on the other hand, it's the same season where his best friend became a Death Eater and usurped his master with a tiny blue fairy... only for her to turn against him at the last moment!
Whoa! I wasn't there when it happened, but I heard that it was one of the highest-rated seasons in this timeline!
That's right, sir! But let's have a moment of silence for all the victims in the Incident's wake...
(Sutton ends the call and closes his eyes for a minute to reflect on this.)
And now... back to the show!
Battle Music: Hiveswap Friendsim - Folykl and Kuprum's Theme
- Night 1 (alt link)
- Paper, having overheard Victor's song about bad apples, promptly feeds him some.
- Amisia chokes on some grubloaf.
- (Hiveswap Friendsim spoilers!) Too bad the Reader isn't here to save her, but then again, they would've accidentally suplexed her like Diemen in one of the bad timelines of his route.
- I'd make an Origami King reference, but they actually got the idea from Zig & Sharko.
- Rotface pirouetting to power-up his opponent's attack, tho.
- Long live the king.
- Reigen thinks that Randall's a ghost, so he glares at him and distracts him with a cookie before getting away.
- Gundham hammily Grammar Nazi's Mike, but messes up with his own grammar and gets sent to correction camp in retaliation.
- "Me and the Gang After Tag Gave Zac a Rude Awakening"
- Bad idea to ask for money from a Dark Signer, Deku.
- Rory slashes Joker's wrists with her axe and throws him into a river.
- Investi-gator defends Strikecott's order by presenting the evidence: THEY ASK FOR NO PICKLES.
- Loki continues being silly.
- Letter-tan calls out Diavolo for that cursed JoJoke.
- I'd be surprised if I were you, Pennington. Good thing Sora's here to save you from that Kingdom Heart attack. (rimshot)
- Pecorine wants Phinabella dead for towel theft.
- Roz makes a snarky new workplace policy.
- Day 2 (alt link)
- I know what Phinabella's gonna do today! Broadcast Snow's chicken dance across the Tri-State Area— I mean Panem!
- Roz bribes the Gamemakers with a new event for an unlimited weapon supply.
- Rory tells Pennington to stop crushing on Zac because the latter's not ready to move on from his wife's death.
- A sentient sword strikes Cormoran and Robin in the abdomens.
- (Both DR2 and tribute death spoilers!) Mikan gets infected with the Despair Disease and murders Letter-tan in cold blood.
- Like maker, like clone. Paper snaps and throws Mike into the trash where he belongs.
- Randall and Putricide play Tribute Hangman with Pecorine's life on the line. Putricide becomes an Absent-Minded Professor and fails to guess Randall's word right.
- No Nintendo games here, Long Yoshi!
- Piao Piao attempts to kill Reigen the same way he killed the Gemesaur King, but his brainwashing device malfunctions.
- Despite his obsession with cleanliness, Overhaul touches the explosive slime and throws it at Investi-gator.
- Victor has a successful hunt for once.
- After losing his money in a scam, Kiryu gets a concussion.
- Suzuka would like to recommend Yu-Gi-Oh! 5Ds and... whatever work Dookie's from to our viewers! (Sutton's phone rings again) One of our Gamemakers scanned his tribute pic, and... he's from Tropers: The Series? If anyone can confirm that or correct us, that would be appreciated.
- Big Brain Pig mourns for Strikecott. Guess that Banana Phone call was his only connection to them.
- Sonia is faced with two destinies and understandably chooses the one where she doesn't fight Gundham.
- What is a Zelda boss? A misspelled little pile of secrets!
- Deaths (alt link): Amisia, Gemesaur King, Joker, Strikecott, Mysterious Girl aka Letter-tan, Mike, Pecorine, Investi-gator, and Helmasaur King
Edited by TroperNo9001 on Sep 11th 2020 at 6:53:46 PM
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"*has a moment of silence for V*
Another Sondam interaction! Of course Sonia would choose the future where she doesn't fight Gundham... I didn't know such a future existed in the first place, but okay!
Lmao is that the new version of Salt Splash?
Honestly though, Overhaul, I would’ve screamed too.
Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?R.I.P. everyone who died.
Big Brain Pig salutes you.
Ok bitch it's Weezer and it's WeezySpiderham is already killing already? Well that’s a another Death Battle he might be in.
"I'm Mary Poppins, Y'all!" - Yondu,2017Battle Music: Hiveswap Friendsim - Konyyl's Theme
- Night 2 (alt link)
- A European accent for the Ultimate Princess of Novoselic!
- Rory may be a Friend to All Children, but she wouldn't wanna be friends with a meme.
- Rex gives Spider-Ham the decency award for slaying the Helmasaur King with just a glass goblet.
- ... Since when did they get wounded? When they were stealing towels or recording Snow's chicken dance?
- The Letter "accidentally" sucks Mikan into a Turbine Blender for killing its human counterpart.
- Paper feeds another tribute an apple. This time, it's a fresh one, and Loki teams up with her as thanks. Was that a genuine one, or just another one of his tricks?
- The Mad Scientist gets experimented on. Oh, the irony.
- I don't blame ya, they have similar hair colors if Sora's pic is any indication, but can't you tell their hairstyles apart?
- Overhaul makes an Evil Laugh after killing Investi-gator, concerning Suzuka and Zac.
- It's not every day that a sadistic chicken slaughterer legit regrets killing a human.
- Rotface has Victor's brains for... breakfast? Did the sun rise earlier than usual?
- Big Brain Moment for the pig!
- Deku struggles to keep up with Long Yoshi in the dance-off, much like in his preparations for the Culture Festival.
- WINNER is a winner in being on time. (rimshot)
- Randall discovers that his exploits were made into a movie and has an existential crisis. He breaks down so hard he commits suicide.
- Perhaps BB Pig did have a point, Dookie.
- Day 3 (alt link)
- Zac has some contempt that his son's part of Smash.
- Spider-Ham, Spider-Ham, does what a spider... damn.
- Rory cuddles Gundham's hamsters!
- After saving Pennington's life, Sora imagines him as an evil floating head encouraging him to kill others.
- As it turns out, humans descended from dinosaurs!
- Phinabella knows what they're gonna do today! Tip the iceberg in memoriam of Club Penguin!
- A pony on trapeze? Now where have I seen this before?◊
- Will there ever be a Reboot season where Deku doesn't kill someone while going solo? Guess Rory was right in not being trusting of Piao Piao, either.
- And Tweedy goes back to being mean.
- Deaths (alt link): Mikan, Putricide, Kappa, Victor, Randall, Spider-Ham, and Tag
Kiryu is Yoshi's descendant... Wack
"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."Aww! Lucky Rory! The Four Dark Devas of Destruction are seriously cute.
Dunno about Reigen, but Sora is a brunette.
Belated RIP to Strikecott tho
Edited by dave_the_assassin on Sep 11th 2020 at 8:27:51 PM
Hope: "Let's go. We'll be together." Lightning: "I only know... that soon, we'll be together."Big Brain pig fights his depression....with trapeze jumping!
Ok bitch it's Weezer and it's WeezyOOC: If Ichi made a top bump, Imma make a bottom bump.
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
Bumping this back to the first page.