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Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and DIE!
The penis is evil! The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life to poison the Earth with a plague of men, as once it was.
Now let me tell you something, Streebeck. There are two things that clearly differentiate the human species from animals. One, we use cutlery. Two, we're capable of controlling our sexual urges. Now you
might be an exception, but don't drag me down into your private hell.
: The Moral Majority is supporting a Congressional Amendment against sex. Woman:
But where will babies come from? Moral Majority
: The stork. Woman:
The stork doesn't bring babies. Sex brings babies. Moral Majority
: Don't be duped by the evolutionists.
Sex brings moral decay. Sex brings communism, pornography and immigrant hordes. PRAISE THE STORK! Woman: Storkism. It's time has come.
My girlfriend Rachael and I have been together for a long time and, ahh, she wants to take it to the next level. Nurse Bob:
Whoa whoa whoa whoa, whoa whoa whoa. How long
have you been dating? Guest:
We've been dating for eight years. Nurse Bob:
Listen to me a minute: SEX IS NOT A NATURAL ACT!
—Heartland Values with Nurse Bob
, GTA Radio
Dalton isnt helped by other factors surrounding the production. Apparently, as a result of the AIDS scare in the eighties, it was felt that a promiscuous Bond didnt send the right message. Nevermind the fact that he killed people for a living or the fact that he drinks like a fish, its the promiscuity you need to worry about. Theres something telling in the way that the only females who Bond flirts with (outside Moneypenny, the pre-credits girl and the Bond girl) produce guns and threaten to kill him — theres no subtext hidden there about how the lifestyle could kill you.
popularized the idea of an explorer who fucks his way across the universe, a mantle later taken up by lesser Star Trek
characters and thoroughly avoided by the entire useless, sexless cast
of the dung pile called Star Trek: Voyager
, despite its inclusion of Jeri Ryan
wearing nothing but paint.
The conservatives had their chance with Clinton's
blow job, an they totally blew it
with their self righteous indignation over harmless consensual sex.
Sex Education from the Bible
— Probably the only sex-ed book that contains more references to Satan
than to semen. A must-read for aspiring misogynists and writers of religious-themed erotica.
Its hard not to suspect that he isnt really thinking of the children. Maybe he was when he suggested that sex education is a Trojan horse inside the schools
, and by receiving such education theyre going to start talking about threesomes, and theyre going to be talking about everything thats okay.
He didnt actually explain whose Trojan horse it was, but you can all guess
, I suppose.
—The Encyclopedia of American Loons on
Sex is Evil, and the good cant have it back. They gave it up. Its ours.
: This is the scene that made the game so controversial, cause look: It's a cock
! 4 glorious pixels of cock! An entire Tetris
piece of cock! Gabriel:
"4GloriousPixelsOfCock" is my eHarmony name.
Men don't love women, Mace is unmarried, Palpatine don't got a wife... In fact, the only person who's married is Jimmy Smitts!
Premarital sex turns straight people gay and gays into Mexicans. We all go down a notch!
...and, if you have sex, you're automatically in Al Qaeda.
and Jerry Kirkwood
, Family Guy
, "Prick Up Your Ears"
: So you're saying I should never have sex until I'm married? Stan
: Yes, or angels will kill you.
I guess what they say is true: sex kills.
Spilling your seed wastefully
is a sin. But it's also a sin to procreate in odd, exciting ways. Men and women have only one holy position and that's called the missionary position.
Young people should NOT sow their wild oats! Sowing your wild oats will only create an unquenchable appetite. Once you've been DESENSITIZED to the sinfulness of sexual sins, then you WILL likely struggle with it for the rest of your life.
just wants to liberate women to behave like pigs, have sex without consequences, prance about naked, and abort children.
—Ann Coulter, How to Talk to a Liberal (If You Must)
When I spoke at Carleton College, I told the young people: "Unless they were a virgin on their wedding day, anyone who preaches abstinence to you is a hypocrite." Two weeks later, Ann Coulter showed up at the same school, and one of the students raised his hand and asked her whether she'd been a virgin! It made the papers—and made me laugh. You know what Coulter did? Attacked the kid and changed the subject.
In order for a ruling class to rule, there must be arbitrary prohibitions. Of all prohibitions, sexual taboo is the most useful because sex involves everyone.
A woman, the only one who was able to project the glowingly innocent sexuality of a being from some planet uncorrrupted by guilt-who found herself regarded and ballyhooed as a vulgar symbol of obscenity- and who still had the courage to declare "We are all born sexual creatures, thank God, but it's a pity that so many people despise and crush this natural gift."
"Press conference yielded the usual crop of daftness. I've been asked if I related personally to Carrington's tortured relationship with sex and replied that no, not really, I'd had a very pleasant time since I was fifteen. This elicited very disapproving copy from the Brits... No wonder people think don't have sex in England."