"I was indeed a snob, if you agree with this definition: 'A person who believes that their tastes in a particular area are superior to those of other people.' I do believe that. Not superior to all other people, but to some, most probably including those who think Transformers: Revenge of The Fallen is a great film. That is not simply ego on my part. It is a faith that after writing and teaching about films for more than 40 years, my tastes are more evolved than those of a fanboy."
— Roger Ebert in The Great Movies III
"I hated this movie. Hated hated hated hated hated this movie. Hated it. Hated every simpering stupid vacant audience-insulting moment of it. Hated the sensibility that thought anyone would like it. Hated the implied insult to the audience by its belief that anyone would be entertained by it."
— Roger Ebert on North
"Why must a film explain everything? Why must every motivation be spelled out? Aren’t many films fundamentally the same film, with only the specifics changed? Aren’t many of them telling the same story? Seeking perfection, we see what our dreams and hopes might look like. We realize they come as a gift through no power of our own, and if we lose them, isn’t that almost worse than never having had them in the first place?"
— Roger Ebert in his final film review, of To the Wonder
"So on this day of reflection I say again, thank you for going on this journey with me. I'll see you at the movies."
— Roger Ebert concluding his final blog.
Ebert has supplied us with quotes for the following:
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Quotes Tabs
- Altered States
- Always Chaotic Evil
- Anti-Climax
- The Anti-Nihilist
- The Apunkalypse
- Arizona Dream
- Artistic License – History
- Author Tract
- Avoid the Dreaded G Rating
- Ayn Rand
- Based on a Great Big Lie
- Battlefield Earth
- Be Yourself
- Black Dude Dies First
- Bond Villain Stupidity
- The Cast Showoff
- Chewing the Scenery
- Complaining About Shows You Don't Watch
- Crash-Into Hello
- Critic-Proof
- Crosses the Line Twice
- Darkest Africa
- Deconstruction
- Do Not Do This Cool Thing
- Downfall (2004)
- Epic Movie
- Equal-Opportunity Evil
- Everyone Has Standards
- Evil Is Easy
- Fan Disservice
- Fan Hater
- Faux Symbolism
- The Film of the Series
- Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within
- Freddy Got Fingered
- "Friends" Rent Control
- Guns Are Worthless
- Ham and Cheese
- Harry Potter
- Heroes Love Dogs
- Hollywood Homely
- Hollywood Hype Machine
- Hotter and Sexier
- Ho Yay
- The Human Centipede (One of the films that he wouldn't rate, the other being Pink Flamingos)
- Human-Focused Adaptation
- Imperial Stormtrooper Marksmanship Academy
- Impossibly Tacky Clothes
- Incredibly Conspicuous Drag
- Indian Burial Ground
- Ineffectual Sympathetic Villain
- Inside a Computer System
- Insult to Rocks
- It Was His Sled
- It's Not Supposed to Win Oscars
- Land Down Under
- Like You Were Dying
- Love Dodecahedron
- Love Tropes
- Magic A Is Magic A
- Magical Negro
- Media Classifications
- Michael Bay
- Mighty Whitey
- Mook Chivalry
- Most Writers Are Male
- Narrowed It Down to the Guy I Recognize
- National Geographic Nudity
- Neutral Good
- No Animals Were Harmed
- Non-Actor Vehicle
- Non-Idle Rich
- Offscreen Teleportation
- The Oldest Profession
- One-Scene Wonder
- Only a Flesh Wound
- Pacing Problems
- Pac Man Fever
- Phantasm
- A Pirate 400 Years Too Late
- Primal Fear
- Quote Mine
- Real Is Brown
- Red Herring
- Redemption Equals Death (Ebert dubbed it "Deadly Change-Of-Heart".)
- Redundant Parody
- Refuge in Audacity
- Relative Error
- The Remake
- Road House (1989)
- Rocky Roll Call
- Romantic Plot Tumor
- Rule of Drama
- The Sandlot
- Shown Their Work
- Silly Rabbit, Cynicism Is for Losers!
- Simpleton Voice
- Silver Fox
- Slow-Paced Beginning
- Snark Bait
- So Bad, It's Good
- So Bad, It's Horrible
- So Okay, It's Average
- Squick
- Star-Making Role
- There Can Be Only One
- Tomboyish Name
- Too Bleak, Stopped Caring
- Trailer Joke Decay
- True Art Is Angsty
- True Art Is Incomprehensible
- T-Word Euphemism
- Uncertain Audience
- Uncle Tomfoolery
- Underdogs Never Lose
- Wangst
- Weirdness Censor
- What Do You Mean, It's for Kids?
- Who Wants to Live Forever?
- Why Don't You Just Shoot Him?
- Willing Suspension of Disbelief
- Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory
- With Friends Like These...
- Writer on Board
- Zardoz