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Prostitution is a calling with many hazards, sadness and tragedy, but it accepts human nature. It knows what some people need, and perhaps that is why every society has found a way to accommodate it.

Britta: Hey, Jeff. I'm sure you know Phillip. Did you know that if I sleep with Philip once a month, I can use his beach house in Rio whenever I want?
Jeff: Wow, you guys are really on to something. I think you found the world's newest profession.
Community, "Accounting for Lawyers"

Woman in bar: Would you like to buy me a drink?
Hamilton: No thanks, I'm here on business.
Woman: What a coincidence — so am I!
It Started in Naples (1960)


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