If it's a remake of a classic, rent the classic!
Yes, all the charm of a simple little cartoon will melt before your eyes as it is replaced by newer and more standardized animation!
the TV show is happening, because Hollywoods favorite thing to do is put on knife shoes and dance all over your childhood
Maybe calling it "disdain" is a little too harsh because that would imply a distinct emotion or feel
for the material; instead, there's only a sense of bewilderment, as if everyone involved quickly signed off on the idea of remaking Robocop
before they realized oh, shit—how do we actually do that? Gulp.
I would like to see a remake of Beaches
with Bette Midler
. Only this time, Barbara Hershey should be played by Anne Hathaway
. But Anne Hathaway will have much more
cancer. And it'll be CGI cancer. And then when they're on the beach and the sun is setting, and she's about to die, she explodes
. And Bette Milder won't do the theme song, no. No 'Wing Beneath My Wings' crap for this movie. The theme song will be done by Kesha
... and it'll be called "Sorry U Can't Go Out To Da Club Because U Got Cancer.