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"Oooh, you're my wife now!"
Papa Lazarou, The League of Gentlemen

"You're married to me. MEEEEEEEEE! Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha!"
Grandpa Simpson, The Simpsons

Clu: You are a very rare bird, aren't you? Where's your disk? Where's he? Must have been so lonely out there. Tragic to be the only one.
Quorra: I've seen what users are capable of, Clu. You don't belong with them.
Clu: (Touches Quorra's hair and smells her) I've got something very special in mind for you.

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Chaplain: Do you, Ming the Merciless, Ruler of the Universe, take this earthling Dale Arden, to be your Empress of the hour?
Ming: Of the hour, yes.
Chaplain: Do you promise to use her as you will?
Ming: Certainly.
Chaplain: Not to blast her into space?
Ming: [death glare]
Chaplain: [nervously] ...Until such time as you grow weary of her.
Ming: I do.
Dale: I do not!

I know it isn't easy living here on Skullcrusher Mountain.
Maybe you could cut me just a little slack,
Would it kill you to be civil?
I've been patient, I've been gracious,
And this mountain is covered with wolves.
Hear them howling, my hungry children.
Maybe you should stay and have another drink and think about me and you.
Jonathan Coulton, "Skullcrusher Mountain"

"I will be the first man to kiss you... To bed you... Whether you come willingly or not. You will be mine, and mine alone."
— Count Kalliovski to young, sweet, beautiful heiress Sido, 'The Red Necklace'. About 100x creepier when you hear the audiobook.

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Matt: Then, back to Bison’s room where he has a bone chandelier, art of himself as a clown and remote-controlled mood lighting. WHY IS THERE ANYTHING IN THE MOVIE OTHER THAN THIS?
Chris: Don’t forget his skull-shaped fireplace! It’s the ultimate bachelor pad, assuming that bachelors are death-obsessed maniacs (most are). Chun-Li talks about how she studied martial arts so that she could get her revenge, while Bison turns on some soft music and mood lighting, continuing to work his seduction game. He then tells her that she probably sucks at fighting, as though killing someone’s father wasn’t already the ultimate neg.
Matt: His hat is 1000 times better than Mystery’s.
Chris Sims and Matt Wilson on Street Fighter

"Talion! They told me about you, but they didn't mention your beauty. No sir, they did not. You're mine now, love. For ever, and ever and ever..."
—Orc Captains with the "Obsessed" sobriquet in Middle-earth: Shadow of War

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"You could concede defeat to me now, girl. Admit that I am your better and take your place at my side. Your days will be filled with all you desire and your nights will be spent in pleasurable ecstasy. I am offering you so much more than the snows of the north and the ingratitude of these barbarous people. If you come with me now, you will be a true queen."
—Locephax, Daemon Prince of Slaanesh, Valkia the Bloody

"Your sister is quite a beauty, though. I'll be sure to make her my personal slave. Once I get bored, I'll just sell her off. Oh, poor Sis..."
Shadow Junya Kaneshiro (addressing Makoto Niijima), Persona 5


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