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Film / Colonel Kill Motherfuckers

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Revenge is a motherfucker.

Colonel Kill Motherfuckers is a 2008 American Black Comedy Slasher Movie.

It concerns a military veteran resurrected from the dead to avenge his accidental killing by drunken nerds.

This film contains examples of:

  • Abusive Parents: Mrs. Scabtree sexually abuses her son and ruins every opportunity he has to get away from her. She taught him to kill because it was the only worth she saw in him, and emotionally berates him at the slightest opportunity. Even death couldn't keep her from hurting him, as the resurrection spell she used put him in constant agony.
  • Big Bad: Mrs. Scabtree, the Colonel's mother, who raised him to be a killer and encourages his madness even after he dies.
  • Brain Food: The Colonel rips the top of Nancy's head off and eats her brain.
  • But Liquor Is Quicker: Nicholas, despite being the ostensible leader of the group of friends, allows Janet to lead the group in drunken debauchery so that he can score with a couple of nerdy women, having not gotten laid since Spider-Man came out.
  • Harmful to Minors: The local liquor store, which is so shady that it openly welcomes fake IDs, doubles as a daycare center.
  • Hidden Weapons: Nicholas hides a ball of concrete in a giant Tootsie Pop toy to protect himself from terrorists.