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Born on the 12th of April, 1974, hailing from Eastern Europe, Trajanovski has moved several times in his life in search of new work. He's well versed in English, mostly due to working in multiple English-speaking companies throughout Europe. His current occupation is working as a cashier at a first generation German immigrant butcher shop, a position he hasn't worked in for years.
Born on the 1st of April, 1995, he is a young man who has had a fixation with comic books ever since he was a small lad. His parents were largely uninvolved in his life, so he filled his void with comic book characters. As such, his view of reality is somewhat warped and heavily romanticized. He's even gone so far as having comic book characters be his friends. He sometimes will even believe himself to be a superhero or a super villain at times, depending on what mood he finds himself in. Luckily, sometimes these delusions help him to create good comics of his own via channeling. His current occupation is working as an Independent Comic Book Creator.
- Big Bad: The true mastermind behind the killings of S1.
- Great Detective: Subverted, no matter what evidence he has he still can't figure out who can be on the killings. That's because he is the killer and is only pretending to be one.
- I'm a Humanitarian: Frying certain people like Alfie and Alexander then eating one of them? Check.
- Manipulative Bastard: Throughout the Season 1 Adrian has been playing good guy accusing innocents like Bill Clinton while it all comes to his plan.
- Split Personality: Multiple Personality Disorder. Whenever he's staring at a crime scene, he quickly dresses up into the "Bat". He also has a myriad of supervillain personas that came into being after years of rejection and judgement, which are most likely the cause of his murderous actions. Following Oleg's execution, these dark personalities swallowed the Bat and finally made him a person without good intent.
- What Happened to the Mouse?: Even after the end of Season 4, there is still no mention what happened to him after Season 1. Now that Abraham is alive once again, there is wonder if this will be solved.
Born on the 16th of October, 1960, after the loss of his beloved with Yara, August found the only way to drown his problems, alcohol. It's been five years, and thanks to his addiction he lost everything except the clothing on his back and the money in his bank account. And even that is slowly fading away because of his addiction. His current occupation is being an alcoholic.
- The Alcoholic: A depressing case, seeing how liquor is already destroying his life.
Being 8 months of age, he is just a little baby. Who would seriously hurt a fucking baby? Christ, some people. He has no occupation, as he is a baby.
Born on the 19th of August, 1946, he is a badass former President who did not have sex with that woman and once smoked marijuana, but didn't inhale. His current occupation is being a former President of the United States of America.
- Back from the Dead: Resurrected by Applewhite ever since he was hanged by the citizens in S1.
Born on the 12th of June, 1915, age 99, he is the son of John D. Rockefeller Jr. David is the current patriarch of the Rockefeller family and spends most of his time spending his Grandfather's Standard Oil cash. His current occupation is being a philanthropist.
Presumably age 30, not much is known about Jon's past, apparently he used to live an ordinary life, apparently he used to be a thief, nobody remembers what he did. The only thing that people now know is that he lives deep, deep underground, where it is dark, quiet, filled with cobwebs, it is a place of spiders and spooky skeletons. This place was almost lost in history for it was: his parent's basement.
Age 43, after a life-long experience of getting stuck in the muddy roads and pits of Siberia in Russia. Oleg has desired a new change of the job environment, bringing with his own illegally imported but beloved URAL 4320. In the country of new opportunities, the once abandoned city of S1 and S2. He spends his free time wandering through the streets as a Gopnik. His current occupation is working as a truck driver.
Age 39, he is a huge loser who got a job as a construction worker, only to kneecap himself and claim it to be a work injury in order to get free welfare money; he's probably too big of a pussy to kill anyone, but then again, he shot himself in the knee, so who knows? He is not only a huge loser, but also a wacko.
Presumably born on the 8th of January, 1982, he is the "greatest", he is an "immortal angel sent from Heaven to protect this world from American scum". His current occupation is being the leader of North "Best" Korea and soon "the World".
Age 46, he is an immigrant from Ukraine, Radomir came to the once abandoned city of S1 and S2 after promises of wealth. He quickly found small jobs here and there for money until he had enough to by a slummy apartment and food. After that, he started looking for a more permanent job, which he found in the form of making boxes. He likes to wear a suit vest with a white shirt and tan pants because it makes him feel important. His current occupation is working as a Box Manufacturer.
Born on the 13th of August, 2001, he is the main man of the GMF. Currently, he's pretty stoked about having just turned 13. His current occupation is being a forum moderator.
Born on the 7th of July, 1967, coming from a wealthy family, William never really liked his origins. His parents wanted him to be a lawyer or a doctor, but he always followed his own rules. William was probably one of the smartest people in his family, but he never had the chance to use his intellect. He left college, ran away from home and decided to pick a career that he liked. William is still considered exceptionally smart, but he doesn't like showing it. Being a chef, he is mostly working at his own restaurant while occasionally traveling to learn new skills. Also, he never leaves without his knives, having a strange obsession with them. His current occupation is being a chef.
- Knife Nut: He's always seen with his knives, giving a pretty big sign he could be a killer. He's not.
Lord Butterworth Crumpington III
Born on the 17th of December, 1975, he rules over a kingdom and is British, loves butter and crumpets, along with the occasional raisin scone, total stamina king in bed, hates foreigners with a passion. His current occupation is being ruler over all of Crumpington.
Presumably age 30, not much is known about Jon's past, apparently he used to live an ordinary life, apparently he used to be a thief, nobody remembers what he did. The only thing that people now know is that he lives deep, deep underground, where it is dark, quiet, filled with cobwebs, it is a place of spiders and spooky skeletons. This place was almost lost in history for it was: his parent's basement.
Abraham Ishmael Ali
Born on the 3th of September, 1985, his family moved to the location of Season 1 and 2 at the age of 3. From an early age, he was interested in law and justice. After some events happened, leading to him defending his father in court at a young age, he ended up getting a future chance at becoming a lawyer. His shortened native name is Ibraaheem Ismail Ali. His current occupation is working as a lawyer.
- Ambiguously Christian: He's a Lebanese Christian.
- Back from the Dead: By the town's police force.
- Crusading Lawyer: Abraham Ali does his best to help solve the murders and even knew one of the citizens by work experience before the events of Season 2 happened.
- Decoy Protagonist: While Abraham is the one who has explored further into the killing spree, it is clear that the killer has murdered him well before the season ended. Vanolo takes up the mantle of exposing the killer instead.
- Overly Long Name: His full name is Ibraaheem ibn Ismail ibn Eisa al-Ali, Arabic for "Abraham, son of Ishmael, son of Jesus, the High".
- The Stoner: Not a extreme case, but does use hashish sometimes to calm himself. He keeps it private, though his suit smells because of it.
Vanolo Bar The 1st
Born on the 17th of May, 1977, he was simply born with a birth defect that managed to have his entire skeleton merge with his skin. He is known for having a fedora on his head 24/7. His current occupation is working as a office worker at the local post office, he also usually sells expensive mediocre art in the streets. He joins up with Abraham to find the killer.
- Cool Car: Sports a 1969 Dodge Charger.
- Determinator: Even after Abraham's death and going alcoholic he still tries to find out who's behind the killings.
- Dem Bones: Vanolo is known for being a guy with no skin or muscles seen, he states that his skin and muscles simply merged with his skeleton.
- The Lancer: To Abraham Ali, until he was killed by the murderer that is.
- Nice Guy: There was not one moment where Vanolo acted like a jerk to anyone, even towards Nick the Nazi who even accused of him being the killer.
- Private Detective: Becomes one in Season 4 after exposing Jeff Hill's murder spree.
Age 24, being born into a family full of police members, he was determined to become a police officer too. It doesn't go so well. The best job he could get and still be considered an "Officer of Justice" was working as a night guard at a motel, which is his current occupation. Until he lost that job.
- Alas, Poor Villain: Killing Abraham ultimately caused his downfall, breaking down in tears as he realized he made a huge mistake.
- Ax-Crazy: Becomes this after being resurrected in Season 4.
- Back from the Dead: Resurrected by Applewhite as of Season 4.
- Big Bad: the majority of Season 2 has him as this seeing how he killed John Doe first.
- Go Mad from the Revelation: Once he is revived he asks where is Abraham, finding him whatever it takes. Even when he has to sacrifice his sanity.
- Death Seeker: Secretly wants to die due to the shame he brings upon his family and the toll the deaths are taking on him. He gets his wish.
Age 55, he is a middle-aged surplus store owner from Los Angeles. He is a rude, racist, misogynistic and homophobic crypto-nazi. His catchphrase is "faggot shit!" and he is typically seen flaunting a concealed revolver. Nick's criminal record contains 3 arrests for assault. His hobbies include collecting Nazi memorabilia, harassing homosexuals and black people and listening to a police scanner, which highly amuses him. His current occupation is working as a Neo-Nazi army surplus store owner.
Born on the 19th of November, 1989, he is a recent MIT graduate. After a freak accident, he gained a crippling morphine addiction and went on a hallucinogenic rampage rampage believing he was saving the world from aliens. He has since recovered, finished his three year rehab and now living a normal life and is working full time at the local pharmacy. He is still occasionally traumatized by the visions his morphine addictions gave him. His current occupation is working as a scientist. Out of all the Season 2 cast, he's the only one that is in Season 4 directly.
- The Speechless: Doesn't speak in person, the entire opposite in his mind.
Oscar of Astora
His age is apparently unknown, due to convoluted time and space. Oscar of Astora used to work in a small town in a brewery being nothing more than a random guy unable to keep reality and fantasy apart, even going as far as wearing tinfoil and scrap metal on him to simulate armor. When random grotesque murders started happening in his town, he didn't take long to start packing but by the time he was done, all seemed to have been resolved, nevertheless the town left a bad taste in his mouth and he decided to leave anyways. As time passed, he became more and more convinced that he was a knight and now dons a full, proper set of armor complete with a shield and a sword, he is never seen out of it and seems to have taken on the role of a vigilante, fully convinced that he is a peacekeeper in this new place of residence. His current occupation is being a self-proclaimed vigilante knight.
Born on the 15th of September, 1990, he is a strange person who talks with a peculiar inflection, who is fond of stage magic and illusions to amuse others, yet he is seen as untrustworthy to most, and all around strange due to her obsession with entertaining others, and the fact that he always wears his costume to be prepared to perform whenever he can. He has a fond love of daffodils and dandelions, showing a great distaste for roses. His current occupation is being a magician.
- Stage Magician: fits the bill when performing on stage for the Citizens.
- Butt-Monkey: No one really appreciates him despite his jolly attitude towards things, even when he's killed off by the voting system no one really says much about him
Born on the 10th of September, 1980, thanks to his views on life and all of his tattoos, aswell as his damn long hair, Kurt was rejected from almost every workplace. So he took it up on himself and started to make his own music. It's been tough, but he finally earns enough to afford a decent meal everyday. He is also the son of August Green, and seeks revenge for those who wanted to kill his father. Of course, that is impossible, because they're all dead already. His current occupation is being a musician.
Age 34, he's an average man from the boonies, Tim skipped college like his father and began working at the local lumber mill. On any given day you can either find him at his trailer, the lumber mill, or the local bar. If you can't find him, he's in the woods indulging in his one passion: hunting. His current occupation is working as a lumber mill worker.
Born on the 31st of March, 1982, age 32, from Nigeria, Oni arrived into New York, New York on September 2001 and has quickly established himself as a well respected figure in the gardening world. Beginning small time as a below minimum wage, shovel wielding dirt digger for lazy suburbanites, the man has become the lead aesthetic landscaper of New York's Kissena Park golfcourse. Though successful financially, the man is not without his troubles. Oni is still to this day haunted by his dark and troublesome past, which involves fundamentalist militants, a donkey and forbidden sexploration. His current occupation is being a gardener.
Born on the 2nd of August, 1987, age 27, he was an "real" American that liked to build cabinets and desks. His current occupation is working as a carpenter.
- Back from the Dead : By Applewhite
- Big Bad : For the first half of the season, until he's killed and replaced by another killer.
- Disc-One Final Boss: He may be the killer but he's quickly killed off after discovering that there's another killer on the loose.
- Patriotic Fervor: Shows signs of it during every scene.
Born in 1977, after an "successful" taxi business in Liberty City. He wanted to "expand" to the once abandoned city of S1 and S2. He spends most of his day calling his retired mass-criminal cousin, Niko Bellic, inviting him out for bowling. His current occupation is working at Taxi Enterprise "Magnet".
Born on the 9th of September, 1990, he came to America seeking a better life, only finding the wonders of selling weed to high school students. His current occupation is working as a drug dealer.
Born on the 13th of September, 2000, being born in the aftermath of a global catastrophic event, Shinji grew up largely without any support from his parents, with his mom dead and his father leaving him at a young age. He has become a spineless and angsty crybaby, but has some sense of responsibility. His current occupation is being a student.
- Only Sane Man: Child really, his reactions are pretty normal unlike the rest of the cast and he doesn't do much besides listening to his music.
Bat von Sheisse
Born in the summer of 1961, age 53, he was born in Germany as a metal worker's son. His wife died over 10 years ago. His son is living abroad. He doesn't have any especially interesting characteristics. He sports a work cap and a gray-blue outfit, whether it is for leisure or for work, it is not certain; he always seem to wear it. He also has a mustache. His current occupation is working as a metal worker.
Age 38, he is a drunken pirate that is a borderline alcoholic that speaks in pirate talk all the time.
Corporal Josif Dubravko
Born in Belgrade on the 20th of June, 1964, age 50, he may or may not have committed some atrocities during the Yugoslav wars and escaped to Czechoslovakia where he learned English at Charles University in Prague. He moved to America and adopted the alias of Eddie Horne and created a small landscaping company called Horne and Associates. The most famous thing he ever did was star in the music video for "God is a Serb" and played the accordion in it. He also ironically likes really shitty turbo folk. His current occupation is working as a landscaper.
Born on the 6th of June, 1989, he is a poor fella that no one really knows much about. He was found one day on a set of train tracks, drawing on himself with a black sharpie. When asked why, he only responded with "I like to draw". He was taken into a town and given food and shelter since it seemed like he was abandoned for days, but people soon found he was amazing at drawing signs. He was somehow amazing at typography and coloring. With the help of some of the townfolk, he was given a start of his own local business where he makes signs by commission. You probably are wondering at this point why his name is "Kewkie". The simple answer is, he likes cookies a lot and he has no other name. He also can't spell, so Kewkie has just kind of stuck. His current occupation is working as a sign maker.
Saddam Hussein II
Born on the 31th of December, 2006. The moment the noose killed his excellency Saddam Hussein, his body became lifeless. But not his Ba'athist spirit, which roamed the world looking for his body. He finally found it in the form of a young child, leading to his reincarnation. He would then travel to the Shadow Realms and become 35 years old. He looks for friends and to avenge his past humiliations. Preferably at the dastardly Bill Clinton. Or as Saddam likes to refer to him as, "Bitch Clitoris". Saddam no longer looks to build nukes, but to build peace through love. Preferably 20 year old Asian or Russian women. His current occupation is being a former dictator seeking revenge on the US and aching to find love.
Born on the 20th of April, 1889, in Austria, he was once an artist and a WWI veteran. But due to people rejecting him, he turned into a national-socialist (Nazi) in the once democratic nation of Germany. His campaign led into a political victory and an "Aryan" nation, eventually WWII. It was at first seemed successful. But he suffered backlashes from a two-front war. Forcing him to give his scientists the mission to invent the secret time-machine. But as soon the defeat slowly crawled closer and closer to his bunker. He deliberately used the time-machine, which could be only used to travel further in time. But the time-space didn't change much, due to creating a clone of himself. It was however unused until the defeat's alarming presence. Replacing himself with an identical corpse and made the scene look like a self-murder. Thus securing a safe new life in the 21-century, though it would be better if he shaves away his mustache and fix a new look for his hair. Biologically, he is atleast 56 years old. His current occupation is being a retired Führer.
Born on the 7th of January, 1967, being a spineless, weak-willed appease-everyone wanker, Nick Clegg managed to worm his way to the top of his political party, the Liberal Democrats, and by some even greater streak of disbelief, win a large amount of seats in the 2010 general election. Satan has reserved a special place in hell for him for tripling university fees after explicitly saying he wouldn't touch them. In order to appease everyone, Nick tries not to offend anyone by smiling. He keeps a dull, chewed-lips expression, though no one has told him yet that this actually isn't an issue. He also frequently says sorry, on a level far above the average British person, who alone can be expected to let loose a tirade of apologies just for bumping a few atoms into another. His current occupation is being a politician, aswell as Deputy Prime Minister.
Born on the 10th of May, 1890, biologically 55, he was a "bald virgin" according to Hitler. He was perhaps most notable for his objections in the Bunker, which pisses off Hitler. Hitler fires Jodl at one point, because he was getting sick and tired of his objections. However, because of strikes causing problems in the bunker, Hitler plans to rehire him. During the re-hirement, again, Jodl objects to one of Hitlers comments. He does get rehired though. After some time, instead of firing Jodl, Hitler plans to replace him. His nickname consist of but not limited to: Baldy, Bald fuck, Shiny Bald Monkey, Virgin and Fatso. All of which are invented by Hitler and the occupants of the "Führerbunker". His current occupation is being an objector.
Born on the 30th of July, 1947, he is a hunk of a man who gets laid with women every day in his glory days.He was born in Austria then moved to the U.S. wanting to compete in bodybuilding. Later on he started to get into acting, becoming the famous Terminator who changed movie history. Then finally he decided to run for Governor of California after gaining world-wide recognition, running for two terms. He also fucked a maid. His current occupation is being the former governor of California, aswell as a famous actor.
General Wojciech Jaruzelski
Born on the 6th of July, 1923, age 90, he came from a family of Polish gentry. He was a son of Władysław Jaruzelski. Selected by the Soviets for officer training in 1943, he served in the military until 1989. He was the last commander-in-chief of the Polish People's Army (Ludowe Wojsko Polskie) and chairman of the Polish United Workers Party 1981-1989. Jaruzelski was the Prime Minister of the Republic of Poland from 1981-1985 and remained as head of state until 1990 as Poland's last communist leader. He gon resign to allow for democratic elections. In 1981, Jaruzelski ordered a brutal crackdown on people who did not agree with the Communist government of Poland. Jaruzelski imposed martial law in Poland on 13 December 1981 to stop pro-democracy movements including Solidarity, the first non-Communist trade union in the Warsaw Pact. He is the most hated person in Poland. His current occupation is being a general, aswell as being the last prime minister of Poland.
Born in 100 BC, biologically 50, he is a badass former Dictator who did not have sex with Cleopatra and once smoked salvia officinalis, but didn't inhale. His current occupation is being the former dictator of Rome.
Born in 1308 AD, biologically 48, he was formally known as Stephen Uro IV Duan "the Mighty" of Serbia. Serbians from the year 2087 cloned the original Duan, aswell as his then-19 year old son, Uro V, in 1355, when he had gotten a fever. They healed the fever the clone had and taught Duan and his son about what happened after the real Duan died. They also taught them modern Serbian and English, among other things. After erasing their memories of time travelers, they drop them off (with the knowledge that they are clones) in New York, where the two have been living for a year now. His current occupation is being the former Emperor of the Serbs and Greeks, aswell as working at a fast food joint nearby his apartment with his son.
Robot Richard Nixon
Born on the 9th of January, 1913, it has been years since he was terminated both in office, and in life. That doesn't stop the powerhouse non-crook from storming the political scene! Having returned in a new bionic form in 2010, Robot Richard Nixon is campaigning to KICK YOUR ASS! When he is not bringing American Justice worldwide, he spends time funding his hobby of being an Audiophile, finding the best recording equipment and playback equipment he possibly can. His nickname is Tricky Dicky 9000. His current occupation is being the former President of the United States, aswell as the current president of the "I'm going to Americanize your Ass!" Association.
Headless Body of Spiro Agnew
Born on the 11th of September, 1918, after his death in 1996, under directions from Richard Nixon before his death in 1994 left in his will, Agnew's body was cryogenically frozen until Richard Nixon was reborn in 2010, at which point Robot Nixon unfroze Agnew to be his Vice President. Unfortunately, cryogenics really sucked in 1996 (not perfected until sometime in 1999) so Agnew's head had to be removed and replaced with a cybernetic stump to control the body. The only sound he can make are guttural screams of varying degrees of rage. He is loyal only to Nixon. His current occupation is being the former Vice President of the United States, aswell as the current vice president of the "I'm going to Americanize your Ass!" Association.
Born on the 2nd of October, 1869, he was a peace-loving man who brought love and compassion to all of India. Then, a couple years later, some guy shoots him. "Oh no I've been shot." and "Ow that hurts." were the inspiring man's last words. Years later, after being trapped in Civilization for as long as anyone could, Satan re-awoke the beast on Halloween of 2013. He was back. He was back and he was angry. After sending the earth into a nuclear winter many times over he was prepared for the world ahead. His current occupation is being a "devil-spawn".
Born on the 15th of March, 1767, after being attacked by a time traveler hoping to kill the Indians, Andrew Jackson brutally beat the shit out of him with his cane until two things happened. The first, the man's skull was crushed and he died, the second, he accidentally smacked his time travel watch and sent both spiraling forward in time. Andrew Jackson found a book about what he exactly missed while he was gone and now sets forth in the UN to beat shit with his cane. Now that he realizes he no longer has to be the president, he feels free to reveal his true form. Andrew Jackson is actually a lich, and wishes to suck the life out of mortals and the good out of the universe. All hail Andrew Jackson the lord of darkness. He also plans to destroy any descendents of John C. Calhoun and Henry Clay, and then raise their bodies in order to kill them again. Once this is done, he shall raise an army to create a second trail of tears of mortals, which will lead to a giant pentagram which he will use to beckon forth the age of darkness. He also believes that the US government should focus on ending its foreign debt and hopes to donate a large amount of money to animal welfare charities. His current occupation is being the former President of the United States, a duelist and a Lich.
Age in the 30s range, real name Roman Sionis, he recently came through by becoming a successful businessman through illegal activity, few rarely know him completely. His snazzy white suit along with his mysterious mask makes him cool or from an ordinary person's perspective "terrible in casual days" which unfortunately he wears everyday. His current occupation is working as a drug trafficker, aswell as a wealthy businessman.
- The Alcoholic: Liquor is like his best friend when he's inside the building. Black Mask is never seen without one bottle of it. Too bad this was the reason why it lends the killer an advantage of incapacitating him.
- Asshole Victim: He's killed via gasoline then fire by the killer. Being an asshole from the start, he never got to redeem himself.
- Badass in a Nice Suit: Wears a black and white suit throughout the game, but he's more of a Jerkass than Badass.
- Deadpan Snarker: He can't resist.
- Defiant to the End: What does he do when he's finally picked as the victim? Blurts out a "fuck you" while attempting to whack the killer. Doesn't do him good though when he's incapacitated then burned to death.
- For the Evulz: Downplayed, he votes Poinxsquad just because of a small suspicion Cameron was the killer, but Roman wasn't the killer
- Functional Addict: Doing drugs and drinking alcohol doesn't seem to affect him severely besides throwing up once.
- Genre Savvy: He is easily and one of the first to be able to figure out that the killer could be framing as his personal style.
- Jerkass: The biggest one of the entire Season 4 cast, rivaling that of Nick the Nazi from Season 2.
- Jerkass Has a Point: The first to stand up for Cameron Knoll's frame, presenting how the killer might me framing him while also being an asshole. This backfires completely, when it's revealed Knoll is the killer.
- Kick the Dog: Voting for Poinxsquad just because he warned everyone based on his suspicions made him a lot harsher than he had to be on the guy. Said vote could have been responsible for the death of Poinxsquad and accidently kept the killings going.
- Nice Job Breaking It, Hero!: The events of all the rest of the killings have been traced back to the first voting election. Had he didn't convince the others Knoll wasn't the killer and didn't vote for Poinxsquad the killings would have stopped because Knoll was the killer.
- Sir Swears-a-Lot: Often swearing even at the most casual times.
- Unwitting Instigator of Doom: The reasons why there have been more than one murder in the first place was ultimately because Roman wanted to vote for Poinxsquad, leading up to Knoll's mass killings.
Age 42, real name David Sears, in 1972, David and his twin brother were born as a result of the secret "Les Enfants Terribles" government project designed to create the perfect soldier, using the genes of the Big Boss, known as the "Greatest Warrior of the 20th Century". The two clones were also modified on the genetic level, with one clone expressing Big Boss's dominant genetic traits and the other expressing Big Boss's recessive traits. Nine months later, the twins were born and would later receive their own codenames, with David getting the codename "Solid Snake". Being a somatic cell clone of Big Boss, David inherited mitochondrial DNA from the egg donor of "Les Enfants Terribles," later demonstrating some awareness of this heritage. His current occupation is working as a soldier, spy, mercenary and musher.
- Artistic License: According to the biographies posted for Season 4 and 5, he looks like he did in 2009 during the Big Shell Incident. If we are to assume S4 and S5 took place in late 2014/early 2015, then his Werner syndrome like symptoms haven't gotten to him yet.
- I Need a Freaking Drink: The deaths stress him enough but once Black Mask is killed he needs a drink to settle him down.
- I Work Alone: Has this attitude and style when finding clues, has no partners besides Otacon in the house.
- Super Soldier: He is a clone of Big Boss
- What the Hell, Hero?: Receives this twice from Rick Grimes then Black Mask after suspecting both to be the killer. Both weren't behind the killings.
Born on the 14th of September, 1973, as a cop, he ran across an armed man, he was shot and put in a coma. Some time later he finds himself waking up from the coma, in a world full of strange creatures. While surviving, he turns into a person who will do anything to save himself. His current occupation is being a brutal leader, previously having been a cop.
- Cowboy Cop: Formerly one, now he's hauled in a building with other people.
- Defrosting Ice Queen: A male example, he eases up on Snake after surviving the fourth season along with him. Forming a friendly partnership.
- Sanity Slippage: Experiences this when he's talking to his dead wife and obviously hallucinated son.
- What the Hell, Hero?: Gives one to Snake when said soldier accused him of killing housemates.
Born on the 15th of November, 19xx, age 21, Cameron Knoll is the younger brother of the deceased
magician Reid Knoll. After the death
of his brother, the Reid family was surprised to find that Reid had a will, and left a considerable sum of money, as well as his clothing to Cameron. It was even more surprising considering Reid practically lived in a car. This inspired Cameron to take up the mantle.
- Big Bad: Of Season 4.
- Bitch in Sheep's Clothing: He acts nice to the others and has no idea why do the others suspect it's him. In reality, he's only playing innocent when he's hiding his true personality.
- Stage Magician: Less so than his older brother. He doesn't even pull out a magic trick during the time spent in the house.
Age 69, full name Vincent Kennedy McMahon, his current occupation is working as a professional wrestling promoter, former announcer, commentator, film producer, actor and occasional professional wrestler currently serving as majority owner, Chairman and CEO of Stamford, Connecticut-based professional wrestling promotion World Wrestling Entertainment. It was him Austin, it was him all along.
Pvt. Smith Johnson
Age 20, he had a less than exemplary performance in school, and constantly failed all his classes in English and Drama, as well as in the social arena, constantly being awkward by making random, unnecessarily loud and profound exclamations. Though his mother often claimed he just had stiff bones, Pvt. Johnson merely chose to walk and run like his solid insides were held together by a collection of metal pipes, never seeing the need to hold his arms out further than by his side most of the time. Though he had endured enough teasing and bullying to make any sane person crack up, Smith Johnson was no more or less mentally challenged when he left school. His meaning in life seemed clear instantly to him. He joined the United States Marine Corps, and had an average training experience before he was inducted. He passed the 100m obstacle course with a fairly mediocre time of 3 days, 6 hours and 32 minutes. He found a place in the world where his profound shouting was not only useful, not only accepted, but amongst a joined chorus every time an insurgent tank did a spontaneous 180 panic spin 100 meters away on the hill. Smith Johnson has seen some shit, but now he's on leave. His current occupation is being a rifleman in the USMC.
- Heroic BSoD: Suffers a small one after seeing Roman's burnt corpse.
Age 25, he is an all-around bad ass who is never afraid to do anything. He is able to do all sorts of bad ass stuff from launching a rover to meeting an orbiter. His current occupation is being an astronaut.
Nuwit-Quiw F. Poinxsquad
Born on the 4th of July, 1988, he was born with a generic name to a normal American household to a wealthy family. He lived as a patriotic child until his 15th birthday when he learned his father's corporation was actually attempting to use the US government to create a New World Order. He therefore fled from home, changed his name, and gave up everything from his old life. Until the age of 20, he committed various terrorist acts around the country and was somehow never caught by authorities. It was then, he discovered the internet and realized his physical acts of terrorism were outdated. He realized that making conspiracy theorist websites was a much more productive method of getting the truth out and has been doing so ever since. His current occupation is being a political activist.
His age is something only "Lucille" knows. Little is known about Negan's past, save that he ran a group of post-apocalyptic survivors known as the "Saviors" and possesses a particular bond with "Lucille", a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire. The implications of this bond are slightly disturbing, though mentioning this to Negan would be unwise. He has a rather colorful grasp of the English vocabulary and a certain tendency for violence when the situation calls for it. His current occupation is being the leader of the "Saviors".
Age 49, he is a redneck truck driver. He aspired to become a country musician, but this never surfaced, making him become bitter and cynical. Kenny enjoys telling stories, pseudo-wisdom and jokes while driving his truck. A conspiracy theory believer and self-proclaimed gun nut, he will pull a gun out at the slightest perceived offense. His current occupation is being an trucker.
His age is unknown for some reason. He is an extremely handsome human male with a love of outdoors and fish. He often gets confused with the piss drinker known as "Bear Grylls", but he is not the same person at all and he really does not appreciate being confused with him. He does not "drink his own pee". He does, however, like grilling up fish and having barbecues by the riverside. He suffered an accident years ago however, so he has a really bad speech impediment that makes him sound like a growling bear, absurd innit? His current occupation is working as a fry cook.
- Nice Guy: Offers free grilled burgers to everyone.
Age being in his early fifties, born around 1960, after his big vacation in Brazil, growing his hair back and even working off a few pounds in a gym, Max Payne went back to New York spending his days sober. One day, he received a letter by a specific guy from Alaska, wishing to pay him an abundant amount of money to sign up on a suspicious website. Max asked him why should he do so, the specific man replied "Something is awfully wrong about these adverts. Think about it man. Bill Clinton suddenly appearing alive after the rumors appeared. They don't add up, I've see you on the internet before, I know you can find solve this problem just like the fiasco in Sao Paulo." Max agreed to investigate, taking a trip to Alaska. His current occupation is being an ex-cop, aswell as being a bodyguard for hire.
- The Alcoholic: Subverted, he swore on his oath that he stopped drinking and has stayed sober ever since he left Brazil.
- Dark and Troubled Past: He explains his past events to the other contestants.
- Genre Savvy: He makes sure the killer doesn't get his gun after the first murder is committed, and figures out he went in a dead end.
- Important Haircut: Inverted, he grows out his hair, signifying his new purpose in life after coping with the death of his loved ones.
- Memetic Badass: In-universe example, Christopher Jenkins is a personal fan of him.
- Nice Guy: More so here than his games depict him as, possibly justified by gaining a new sense of purpose and leaving the booze.
- Sole Survivor: Out of all the newcomers, he was the only one who was able to be this unlike Snake and Rick who appeared before Season 5.
Somewhere between the ages of 66 and 72, he is a black man who firmly doesn't like black people - the world's biggest "Uncle Tom". An overweight, horrid, detestable homely man with one oversized glass-eye, he enjoys disassociating himself from other African Americans as much as possible, and is outspoken in his support of what Huey calls the "white supremacist power structure." He is repellent in appearance, behavior, and attitude. He has an intense hatred of anything pertaining to black people, and goes out of his way to free himself from this identity. Ruckus claims God says the path to forgiveness for being black is to rebuke your own race. Ruckus champions the small traces of Native American, French, or Irish ancestry he claims to have (all of which are completely non existent), and wishes that all black people were still enslaved. He spouts white supremacist rhetoric and calls Michael Jackson (who suffered from the pigmentation disorder vitiligo) a "lucky bastard", as he no longer looks black. Uncle Ruckus claims that he himself has "re"-vitiligo, to explain his own skin tone. During the Civil Rights Movement in 1959, when he was 20, he protested against Martin Luther King's marches, and would occasionally throw bricks at him, but usually missed. Perhaps Ruckus' most famous quote was Id shot you myself, but I realized the white men got better aim". His current occupation is that he "worked more than any nigga would".
Born on the 18th of October, 1992, the year of the water monkey, all of the first sons in Jenkins' family had joined the State Troopers (except his grandfather who was in the marines), so when Chris was out of high school, he enlisted as soon as he could. He was currently on vacation when he received word of the game show happening not that far from where he lived and applied immediately for some extra cash. His nicknames include Chris and Christoph. His current occupation is working as a Alaska State Trooper, currently on vacation.
Allegedly over 2,100 years old, he is apparently a Time Lord, and in fact the last of them. The Doctor claims to have traveled through time and space with his TARDIS for ages, stating that, over time he's become known as a legendary and fierce defender of time. He is the natural enemy of the Daleks and Cybermen. The Doctor has been forced to regenerate multiple times, a process he can undergo when he is near death and which causes him to change appearance, but retain his memories, which is why any Time Lord can claim to be the Doctor. His hobbies include traveling. His current occupation is being a traveler.
- We Hardly Knew Ye: Together with Felix Mencher, they were kicked for becoming inactive.
Age 54, born to a minor aristocratic family, Felix was educated with an intention of entering work in the government. Going to university, he gained a degree in physico-mathematical sciences. He was encouraged by his relatives to work in the management of railways and logistics for the military. After this, he moved up in government to become an employee to the minister of infrastructure. His current occupation is being a civil servant.
- Troll: Calling Noraemon, a Japanese android, "Tojo".
- We Hardly Knew Ye: Together with the "Doctor", they were kicked for becoming inactive.
Allegedly 114 Terran Years, he was born a street urchin on a hive world and recruited before he became a man. He has served the Black Templars chapter with distinction for a considerable period of time and typically takes the fight to the enemies of the Imperium of Man as part of a Crusader squad. He shares the common Black Templar characteristic of fanaticism and belief that the Emperor of Mankind is a God, and will not stand for it being questioned. In 999.M41, during the Crusade Fleet's warp transit, a section of the 32nd deck Jeremias happened to be in experienced a Warp Anomaly, dragging everything present into a portal. Jeremias woke up in the 21st century in the middle of a scorched crater in Alaska, smouldering corpses of 41st millennium servitors and chapter serfs around him as he slowly rose, his power armor smoking and mildly scorched. His weapons, fried and destroyed by the Warp event, were useless, so Jeremias abandoned them, and walked away from the crater in loud strides not unusual of a Space Marine. The optics on his MK7 helmet were seemingly dysfunctional, so he ditched it as well, unsubtly throwing it away. His current occupation is being a fanatical Space Nazi in power armor, being part of the Black Templars Space Marine.
Approximately age 35, he's not a crazed gunman, he's an assassin, mate. Everyone in his hometown used to think he was a trophy hunter, but rumors started to slip up. Something of a pariah in his own country, he's a dinkum Aussie (forgetting he's actually a Kiwi), not some bloody cartoon, regardless. He's also a life-long bachelor, as can be deduced from his general hygiene habits. Hobbies include drinking decaf, pissing in jars, sleeping in the corpse of a water buffalo tougher than you and being able to quote Chopper despite being from the wrong decade. His current occupation is working as a mercenary, being a sniper.
Age 28, he has a gun on his head, claiming that it is his head. He plans on becoming the greatest bounty hunter that has ever lived. He threatens people, telling them not to make him angry, saying he would shoot them. He has daddy issues. His current occupation is being a self proclaimed bounty hunter, aswell as a store clerk.
Apparently born on the 14th of February, 12997, after receiving a fair sum of three hundred million dollars from an Argentine man who said "fuq this game ccp ruined it have my money imma play WoW", Scotty lived comfortably within the Central Empires. His boredom got the better of him and he was recruited by some big dumb american to join some space samurai. Scotty said "you guys are boring" and went into a deep sleep. Upon reawakening, he joined a clan of brave explorers and discovered that his new house was literally three hops away from the samurai the he abandoned. That was pretty awkward. He blew all $300m on spaceships. His current occupation is a spacebum, feeding on cult-like vermin for a living, formerly being the successor to a long line of space-electricians.
- Dropped a Bridge on Him: Scotty Wirer got weary of the three leaders once they started accusing others, talking to the other players that one of them is the killer. When he starts getting involved he suddenly gets killed by the murderer.
Age 24, real name James McEarl, he is a member of a not very well known, but highly dangerous gang of psychopaths, nerds, killers, and others, known as the McCoy Crew, based upon old children's show, "Super Baseball Spy". McCoy was assigned to investigate Murder at Midnight after his superiors saw the potential to spread to the world the greatness of their "organization", and in turn, receive additional funding for weapons, gadgets, and costumes. Roy himself sometimes believes that he's the actual cartoon character himself, and he excels at using bludgeon type weapons, and making the most preposterous of deductions as a result. His current occupation is working as "a spy", "an assassin" and a henchman.
Manufactured on 23rd of September, 2112 by Mutsashabi Robot Factory, Noraemon is a sentient android. However, as most of his robotic functions malfunctioned a short time after production, Noraemon is considered a substandard piece of technology. Thus, he failed robot school and found no luck in securing a job. Sometime in the 22nd century, he was hired by a kid, and years later he wound up in the present time so that he could help said owners ancestor maintain his financial responsibilities. He responds to "Noraemon" and "it". His current occupation is being a counselor and part-time time traveler, no longer having any prominent robotic duties.
Born circa 1946 in Japan, born as Kazuhira Miller, nickname Kaz, born to a US Occupational soldier and a Japanese mother, Miller did some unimportant shit and then joined MSF and then Diamond Dogs. Sometime after 1984, he'd adopt the name "McDonell Benedict Miller". In February of 2005, he was captured and imprisoned at least 3 days prior to the Shadow Moses Incident, where Liquid Snake assumed his identity. Later, he managed to escape, adopting his current name awhile later. His most well-known occupation is being the second-in-command of the Militaires Sans Frontières and Diamond Dogs.
Born on the 10th of March, 1974, real name Alvin Feigenbaum, he is a diagnosed schizophrenic, who lives under the delusion that huffing your own fermented shit-gas creates any discernible effect other than shit-breath Beyoncé could only dream of. He used to be an avid scientologist who, not only a believer in reincarnation, also tried to publish Jenkem recipe books; eventually, one publisher fortunately called the authorities and he was admitted into a mental hospital, where he was restrained in a straitjacket to prevent him from trying to ferment his own waste. But now, Mr. Feigenbaum has escaped, and he's eager to "advocate" Jenkem again (as in "never shutting up about it"). His current occupation is being a Jenkem enthusiast. Below is the biography of who Alvin thinks he is, Leroy Jenkems:
"Born on the 9th of November, 1888, as a tough street kid wandering through the streets of Whitechapel, sniffing glue, he looked for other ways to get high, eventually stumbling upon Jenkem. He spread the word about Jenkem, eventually becoming a Jenkem lord and dying of an overdose at the tender age of 11. The "ultimate trip", Jenkem became the light of his life, providing a trip that is the life of one's life, a trip in which one will meet their ancestors - who will probably scold you for your shit-huffing ways - but never-the-less, a trip that removes the darkness from life. Despite dying of an overdose, Leroy realized that Jenkem is the number-one thing in the world, and has since devoted the lives of his many reincarnations to the business of Jenkem."
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Born on the 22th of April, 1990, nicknamed himself Kells, at a young age his mother left him, he traveled all around the world with his dad before settling down in Cleveland, Ohio. One fucked up lifetime later and he's a famous rapper. During a tour all around the world, his bus crashed in Texas. That's how he ended up there. He has no idea what happened to his friends or crew, all he knows is that they are gone. His current occupation is being a rapper.
Manufactured in the year 3960 before the Battle of Yavin (BBY), he is an Assassin Droid with no empathy or sympathy for any living thing, a construction of the Sith Lord Revan designed to kill targets assigned to him by his master efficiently and mercilessly. He arrives at the Mexican border with the apparent intention of slaying any murderer for sport, having been received a tip off from a reliable information broker. He received a warm glow in his processing cores at the thought of hunting an unidentified meatbag the droid would need to determine before he neutralized. He quickly decided that massacring the locals in a day for 100% chance of success would significantly lower the enjoyment of the pursuit, so he would bide his time before he made his kill. His current occupation is being an Assassin Droid.
Fredric Mc Narin
Born in 1995, after a freak accident while working for the police force, he was forced to quit the job. Despite glowing an odd shade of green, he was not content to leave behind his investigation work, so he started his own freelance agency, calling himself "Glowstick". Even with his bright complexion, Fredric is still a very discreet and able investigator. His glowing complexion actually seems to help the business, funnily enough. His current occupation is working as a Freelance Investigator.
Existing since the Los Iluminados uprising, *he* or perhaps another one was the product of a human and insect fused with the implantation of Plagas. He was just a spare B.O.W. needed until the call came. Its brethren were presumably killed by a blonde pretty boy along with the organization it stood for in 2004. He seeks a new purpose in life as he travels throughout the world from Spain to the United States, believing it to be the one his masters wanted to seek revenge on. He traveled by boat as he landed near the coast of Texas due to request and wanted to establish contact with other Spanish people by the border. One weakness he might fear is Liquid Nitrogen whenever he encounters it. His current occupation is being a wandering specimen.
Having been born way into the future, a man, a clown, a legend. Robust McGee has spent years on the decks of Space Station 13, working his way up from a lowly honkling to Supreme Clown Commander with naught but sheer dedication and the intuition to overcome the obstacles in his climbing of the ranks (though those telecrystals the men in red suits gave him helped a little). However, one work shift too many left him fleeing the station with a 'requisitioned' hand tele and EVA suit after the former, deposed Captain took offense at his annexation of the station with a HONK mech and set the AI's laws to kill him. Lucky for him, the hand tele opened up a rip in time which allowed him to travel back to the present day, and so here he is, to unleash his will upon the universe once more. Just another day on the job for Honkin McGee. Courtesy of acquiring the HoP's ID card, he holds a wide variety of occupations including but not limited to the following: Clown, Chaplain, Janitor, Chemist, Quartermaster, Research Director, Chief Medical Officer, Chief Engineer, Head of Security, Head of Personnel and Captain.
Presumed to be born around the year 1900, he was raised by his poor family in the town of Sankt Pölten. He became a famous chemist after his discovery of Alenium, a magnesium compound used in missile warheads. Now retired, he took duck raising as a hobby. His current occupation is being a retired chemist and raising ducks in his farm in Austria.
Age unknown, the masked villain without a background. He is nameless, he is ageless, he is remorseless. He is usually seen during night in different cities, breaking into McDonald's restaurants, stealing all their hamburgers, putting the restaurants out of business, one after one. This time, his target is Texas. His current occupation is being a hamburger thief.
Born in 1987, real name Geoff Carter, wanted dead by most governments on the planet after leaking confidential e-mails between Barack Obama and Vladimir Putin containing an extremely saucy homoerotic role-play, Geoff was on his way into Mexico to catch a flight to North Korea when he hatched a plan to hide out in Texas under a fake name to throw off the authorities and make the rest of his journey much easier. His current occupation is being a international man of mystery and cyber terrorist.
Born in the 20th century, he is a mysterious person who wears a cloak that covers his entire body. Nothing is known about him except that his name may or may not be Leon Bullson. His occupation is unknown.
The host of the gameshow "Murder at Midnight".
The owner of Applewhite International.
Born on the 25th of December, 1907, age 33, he was born in Rochester, New York, on Christmas Day in 1907. His current occupation is working as a jazz singer and being a bandleader extraordinaire. Being a famous artist, he was employed by Applewhite to play music during the gameshow, annoying the contestants.
The judge that allowed Abraham to defend his father, eventually leading to Abraham's lawyer career.
A prosecutor who considers himself Abraham's rival.
A Gypsy living in LA.
An affiliate of Jeff Hill's.