Weird dreams

I once had a dream, what I remember of it is that it involved [[Hat Films chasing a wanted criminal through a building that looked like a cross between a hospital and a casino.

edited 14th Apr '17 7:44:31 AM by NinjaCaracal

I just had a weird dream this morning (I remember my dreams fit they're in the morning).

In this dream, I'm in the woods with my online female friend, and we're putting things in a small hole for some sort of class assignment that belong to classmates, things that somehow prove they were engaged in shady activities such as drugs. We talk about the assignment, and nearby is a tree with some piece of paper on it (I forget what was meant to be written on it, something like "Property of [name of people]", or something like that). When we're done, she walks off, and I start to fill in the dirt surrounding the nearby tree because I'm afraid the tree is a bit wobbly and may tilt over, and somehow this will give away who did it - who buried the things. I'm annoyed that she doesn't recognize this, and isn't trying to help fill in that dirt and steady that tree. Especially since I spot other people, classmates of hers (even though in real life I don't actually know her classmates), walking around the woods.

Then I run after her, making sure to say something to get her attention just before I jump up right next to her so I don't freak her out and surprise her, as she's now walking on some large rocks (similar to Boulder Field in the Poconos) on the way out of the woods (on a mountain, heading downward). We soon walk back to my hometown, where we end up just outside the rehab center/old folk's home my dad is currently staying at in my community.

That's the point when the dream suddenly changes characters - suddenly I'm now an elementary school kid, and she's been replaced with another elementary school kid, a boy. And now we're out late at night (even though the dream previously took place in the daytime), and we have to get home and not get caught.

I hear a police siren, and see two police cars go by, not noticing us, and I decide that rather than take the most straightforward route home, we should go through a nearby mall (even though in real life there is no mall here), which is across the street from the rehab center. The lights are on in the mall, and rather than just go through a corridor or something, we have to cut through an actual store to take this detour home. We go inside this store... and that's when I woke up.

OKAY. Had this dream while sleeping in the plane trip home. It's pretty foggy so I'll just try to remember what I can.

So in the dream, my family rented a car from this one family, who lived in a café in a mall (how that works I have no idea). We were somehow driving on a highway in Spain (or somewhere else in central Europe), and they apparently had a GPS in the car that gave out commands (like turn left, go straight) in French.
For some reason I wanted to turn it off, so I flipped some switches, resulting in the GPS shutting down. Strangely, my parents didn't mind that I broke the GPS.

At one point (like an intermission leading to the 2nd "segment"), I was in the car rental family's house and found some chocolates, some with weird flavors like lavender(?!) in the fridge. I ate the chocolates, which kinda tasted stale. Getting concerned by this, I checked the back of the package and the expiration date was yesterday.

The 2nd "segment" was my family (and I) visiting the car rental family's house/café/whatever; also, we somehow went there with a private jet. I went into the living room, where there was a HDTV and a PlayStation 4, and saw a 12-year old kid holding something like a power adapter, but in red and black instead of the usual plastic white. She told me that it was a plugin for Star Wars Battlefront (2015) (which I haven't even played and/or saw someone playing IRL). Then, I proceeded to watch her play it.
There was a cutscene, where an expy of Rey (or maybe it's really her) was in the deeper parts of a ship (though, I'm not really sure if it was a Rebel or Empire one), where she met a person wearing a black helmet, which basically looked like a huge wrought iron thimble with a few holes in it. He took off the helmet to our player character, and revealed himself as a Human Alien; the "mystery guy" also had a pair of rectangular green goggles not unlike Carrie Kelley's, and had brown hair.
The cutscene abruptly ended after The Reveal, and I had to go home from the rental family's house. Again, my family and I took a private jet home.

The dream ended at that point. After thinking about it a bit I thought I should name the mystery alien guy, so I finally gave him the name Vitaly (IDK, a Russian name was the first one that popped up in my head).

edited 14th Apr '17 10:52:48 PM by ActualBeatrice

In a recent dream I'm a very young alien princess trusted with one of the 14 capital ships we have. I'm only 10 years old in the dream and in charge of a thousand year old battleship.

The dream starts with me taking it into a dock facility for a complete overhaul. The people at the shipyard didn't have a single clue about how to either disassemble something that old or put it back together. The battleship was built using hand-screwed bolts and predates both rivets and welding.

Had this dream last month. I got a car made out of gold and was driving through my neighborhood, and a friend I hadn't spoken to for a long time in real life, was there. She suddenly had rainbow colored hair, (She has brown hair), but we were just excitedly catching up and talking then she suggested we hang out somewhere. I tell my parents that I was going to be gone for a couple of hours, and we drive off in my car. It then cuts to us going to an unspecified institution as with a bunch of other people from my school apparently there for a class trip. So the guy is giving us a tour and hands us sticker tags that say what school we're from. At one point it is revealed that the people at the institution were cultists of some sort, and they plot to sacrifice a person so their body could be used as a vessel for an evil god they wanted to resurrect. The sacrifice in question turned out to be Jimmy Neutron and the guy had him chained to a bench attached to this piece of machinery. The man was behind some barred part of the room so we couldn't get to him and he pulled a lever that lifted the bench towards the sky with lightning similar to the sequence when Frankenstein's monster was brought to life. Everyone freaked out and ran away and Jimmy disappears and is never mentioned again. The guy goes on the intercom and announces that everybody from my school is to be targeted at once. We eventually reach a cafeteria area and move a table in front of the door. There were restrooms in the cafeteria so the guys and girls split up to go to our designated bathroom to figure things out. We decided to take off our sticker tags so they wouldn't know what school we were from (Which now thinking about it probably wouldn't have helped since we the only teenagers there). Apparently I had brought my Journal #3 book with me and discovered the book got partially torn. A girl decided to flip through the pages of the book and discovered a way to stop the evil god. When we were leaving the institution, I decided to run to a dormitory that I apparently had with the rest of my stuff there to quickly grab my childhood stuffed animal in case they decided to destroy my things, and then the dream ended there.

I, for some reason, was playing a game similar to Kid Icarus: Uprising (or maybe it was that, but how would I know). Actually, it was the final segment of a level. I was playing as Pit, and on a road that exists irl. At one point, I heard my irl mother's voice saying "Don't look back, just keep jumping!" as I was being chased by little exploding enemies whose explosions are One Hit Kills and looked like small pale green versions of Solaris's second phase. I managed to survive, 100% completing the level alongside one of my uncles, who was playing as a 10% Zygarde.

The other night, I had a dream that my twin brother showed me a Virtual Paper Doll maker, and we spent hours dressing our avatars up in stylish clothes.

This is the last thing on earth that we would possibly do together. We weren't even drinking coffee or cracking jokes!

edited 17th Apr '17 11:37:03 AM by RaspyMink

Let's see what I can remember from my dream last night.

I was helping to chaperone an elementary school class on a field trip to the house of some rich guy. The main reason we were going there was to see his enormous aquarium, filled with all sorts of sea creatures. I was more excited about it than the kids were.

Aside from the sea creatures, the rich guy also had some anthropomorphic animals living with him. There were tents containing all sorts of animals, but the only ones I remember were two lions, one male, one female, and both having... certain body parts that I couldn't let the kids see, so I kept them away from those tents.

Anyway, the rich guy turned out to be evil, and The Dragon was an anthro alligator (who was actually pretty nice, especially compared to his boss). The alligator pretended to attack the rich guy to help him escape for some reason. I started following them, and then we all ended up in this weird world.

It was filled with portals to various adventure games (mainly point-and-click games like the ones made by LucasArts). By completing the games, we could expand the world we were in, which unfortunately made the platform we were on much higher off the ground. At least one person fell off, and it was terrifying just to watch.

edited 18th Apr '17 8:27:03 AM by DrNoPuma

Last night dreams:

First I dreamed that I was at my school taking a test. I don't remember what any of the questions were, though. Then I dreamed that I was at a church without a shirt on...but no one noticed or seemed to care.

The last dream I remember the best. It was a fake episode of Lilo & Stitch: The Series involving some guy getting an experiment that had the ability to turn any living thing into a fish. (The experiment, to my memory, was a gray pipefish-like◊ creature whose tailfin glowed when his powers activated.) The episode was kind of horrifying, actually. The man forced the experiment to turn some rude guy he bumped into into a goldfish, and the man then ate the goldfish. Apparently, the man then got the idea to turn everyone he met into fish and eat them all.

Then the scene switched to Lilo and Stitch. They seemed to be hanging out with some of the past experiments they had dealt with. (None of which were actual ones to my knowledge.) I remember a brief Deranged Animation Big-Lipped Alligator Moment where Stitch began changing colors and rapidly morphing, though I don't remember if another experiment was behind it or Stitch was just morphing for no reason. And then Lilo and Stitch both dressed up like Sudowoodo(?!) to pull pranks on people. (I think it was April Fool's Day in the "episode"?) They ran afoul of the guy with the pipefish experiment (let's just call him "Fishy"), and the man used Fishy to turn Lilo and Stitch into a small stripey fish and a lionfish respectively. Fortunately, Lilo and Stitch escaped the crazy guy into the sea, and the rest of the plot revolved around them figuring out how to get back to the man, restore themselves back to normal, and save Fishy. I think Lilo may have suggested going to her old friend Pudge for help.

At least, that's probably what the plot would have involved had I not freaking woken up right then!

edited 19th Apr '17 7:05:28 AM by kablammin45

What the hell was my dream last night even supposed to be?

First of all it was really long and I think at one point I woke up and went back into the same dream after I fell back asleep.

Anyway, I was staying with this group of people who lived in this sort-of-commune thing. Mostly twentysomethings through fortysomethings, but there was also a 19-year-old and her dad. The dad was the mailman for the commune thing. He was a really friendly guy who used a wheelchair and was in his early fifties, so he was kind of a father figure to everyone. Every day he picked a different person to go on his mail route and help him in case there were large parcels to deliver or something. Usually it was just letters and little parcels, but it was fun keeping him company anyway.

We also had movie nights; I remember one time for some reason we were watching Suicide Squad except it turned out to be a weird parody thing instead where most of the characters were played by random cosplayers from some comic book convention. The guy playing the Joker had a pot belly and was balding and Harley Quinn's hair was all wrong, but most of the others looked pretty good. I suggested some weird indie film I'd seen (in the dream) for one of our other movie nights because I'd really enjoyed it. Someone asked if it was because I had a thing for skinny little vegans (which was a description of one of the characters) which I denied, then they asked if I could ever go vegan. I said no because I liked actual dairy too much and the vegan "cheese" and "yogurt" just weren't the same, but I could probably go vegetarian if I had one day a year I could eat all the meat I wanted "like that one episode of American Dad."

Then one of the guys I was friends with (not that kind of friend; I don't think either one of us was heterosexual anyway) decided to start up this roleplaying game thing, and then it shifted to the perspectives of our characters (and got extra weird),

First of all we each had two characters, one on "Earth" and one in "Heaven". The ones on Earth were trying to get into Heaven, and the ones in Heaven wanted to go back to Earth. So our "Earth" characters were kind of,,, basically us, going around trying to live our lives, and we had these guardian angel NPCs. We also had befriended this random halfling NPC who was named "Lemonade" for some reason. Meanwhile in Heaven we'd heard of this pool that could transport us back to Earth for a price. We did not know what this price was. Anyway this pool was at the top of some tower thing somehow, and there was no way to climb up there. But there was another tower nearby that had a big spiral staircase inside, so we climbed up and flew to the pool tower. The guy was in the lead and I followed him.

Meanwhile, our Earth characters were enjoying a nice meal and there was a knock at the door. Thinking it was my guardian angel, I opened it. There was a halfling there, but it wasn't Lemonade (Lemonade was eating dinner with us, I think.) He had a knife and a wicked grin on his face. He kind of scraped my forearm with the knife a bit and left laughing maniacally. It was bleeding but not too badly. Anyway then my guardian angel showed up and asked if a "stabby Hobbit" was just here and I said yes. (Even though he wasn't actually a Hobbit but some other kind of halfling, and he didn't actually stab anyone.) My guardian angel explained that the knife of a stabby Hobbit was cursed and could gradually petrify anyone or anything it cut. Whoops. I showed the guardian angel my cut. My friend and Lemonade were quite concerned.

And... just when things were getting interesting we flashed back to Heaven, where the male angel was about to walk into the pool to go back to Earth. I followed.

Back on Earth, the male angel showed up as poor little me met her doom.

Then the perspectives switched again and Heaven!Me was there with the male angel. It turned out the price was our youth and immortality and we were both elderly humans.

Original Earth!Dude found the cure and somehow he and Earth!Me found our way to Heaven.

And Heaven!Me, now Old Lady!Me, was talking about being old, and "actually old-old, not some forty-something woman who finds some gray hairs and says she feels old", while Old Man!Heaven!Dude asked me if that was my type.

We then flashed out of the game, where the guy grinned at me and said "by the way, Stabby Hobbit is still out there..." and then I woke up.

I just woke from a followup of this dream

It started with the two of us waiting for advice about how to best fix our injuries after having sent X-ray pictures made using an improvised X-ray camera along with a complete description of how and where everything hurt.

The response we got said all of his injuries, and most of mine, would be healed by the time we reached our destination.

My knees are the part of me that will not heal. To make it so that none of our kids have any genetic defects and are suitable for microgravity environments something had to go and knee ligament strength was what they chose. All of mine snapped in the previous dream.

A few or so days ago, I had a short dream where my mom and some aunts watched A Clockwork Orange, and dream me ran out of the room as fast as I could. Really OOC of my mom to do so, regarding real life though...

edited 20th Apr '17 8:14:00 PM by ActualBeatrice

I was playing Jon in a live action remake of the Garfield thanksgiving special.

I think my dream last night started with me thinking I had a doctor's appointment to go to, so I went to the doctor's office - in a canoe, somehow. But then it turned out I had already had an appointment earlier that week. My dad was at the doctor's office too, for some reason.

After that, I was in some kids' online game, like Webkinz or Club Penguin. Me and some other players were on some sort of water ride, where our boat would go slowly through a bunch of tunnels and caves, containing fish tanks, light displays, and other things. There were also candies, coins, and other collectibles along the walls in some rooms for players to grab as they went by.

After that, I dreamed that there was a reboot of the 1960's Batman show. It was a little Darker and Edgier, with a lot of emphasis on action, but it still kept some of the original show's campiness. In this episode, Poison Ivy ambushed a town hall meeting to free a giant Man-Eating Plant that was apparently being kept captive in the town hall.

Batman and Robin's attempts to stop Poison Ivy accidentally got the man-eating plant killed, making her furious. She pulled out a knife and tried to stab Batman and Robin. After Batman and Robin dodged her swings for a few seconds, she accidentally got her knife stuck in the floor. Robin pulled it out before she could and pointed it back at her, forcing her to surrender.

The last thing I remember was Batman and Robin talking to Raven about something.

I was at a furry convention. Somehow we ended up going to a Big Lots type store. I found a bunch of stroopwafel in odd flavors, but didn't realize they were moldy. Had to return them and for some reason the cashier was one of my furry artist friends.

I also found a buffet in the hotel, and got scared because my mom (who hates furries) was there. She could see people in fursuits but for some reason wasn't saying anything. At one point I was also walking on my hands.

At the end of the dream, one of the people I was rooming with said I was spreading rumors about her, but I was somehow able to disprove this. Then my mom picked me up, but for some reason she still has her previous car. I was messaging someone on Telegram and dropped my phone.

One part was we were quite far from home, and making the return journey, my dad suddenly decided he wanted to get home by hot air balloon while the rest of us took the car. Except he couldn't get it to go any faster than 20mph or he'd raise off the ground, which was rather odd.

The other part was based on Pokémon GO. At home (I think everyone was ok), I found a wild Complete Zygarde at my house. It only had a CP in the 1100 region, though that was still enough to make it a brutal challenge. I used up all my Ultra Balls, so I had to use Great Balls. Surprisingly, it worked. The appraisal system was more detailed as well, but it said Makuhita evolved into Zygarde evolved into Swampert. And at some point the Complete Zygarde turned into Bill Cipher.

edited 22nd Apr '17 12:55:46 AM by StarAndroidJaguar

I was writing Harry Potter fanfiction. A facebook friend posted something about how the series would be different if Snape had been sorted into Gryffindor, so I wrote a quick little fanfic as a comment about Snape trying to trick the Sorting Hat.

It failed, because the Sorting Hat realized that trying to trick it is a cunning and ambitious thing to do, and kept sorting Snape into Slytherin.

I wanted it to work, I really did...but trying to trick the Sorting Hat is just such a Slytherin thing to do that I couldn't in good conscience write a story where he got sorted into Gryffindor.

In my dream last night, I was playing this really weird Mario game. The game took place in Mario's house one night. While Luigi and Yoshi (who lived with the Mario Bros. in this game) were sleeping, Mario got up for a midnight snack. The goal of the game was basically to help Mario sneak downstairs and make spaghetti without waking the others up.

...And now I want to try this in real life.

edited 22nd Apr '17 6:45:17 PM by DrNoPuma

Had 2 or 3.

1/2: I was in a "Groundhog Day" Loop or something. Then it cut to a river filled with mice holding Bowser flags. A yellow disinfectant was spread into the water, turning the flags yellow and the mice good. For some reason, me and Gus were at the back, not holding flags.

2/3: It was an ambiguously edutainment game with 4 worlds. It was drawn in a simplistic style. I remember the third world involved 3 humanoid rabbits: a girl, a boy and the father. The father was looking for his 3 rice bags, 2 of which were stolen by the sister and 1 by the brother. There was a scene where both children (loosely defined, they looked roughly teenage) had big bellies from eating the stolen rice. The boy was pretty big, but the girl looked like she should be immobile. Her clothing was stretched into a position that heavily implies the devs were Getting Crap Past the Radar. they were only just covering her enlarged chest

The fourth world had demons. A boy and girl again, but the mother instead of the father. They had vulpine heads with mismatching eyes that look like scars and were navy/black in colour, like the previous 2 worlds. At the end was a huge but very light Minecraft-style pickaxe/hammer. The mother explained that her husband hasn't planned anything evil for months.

Then the real final boss showed up, breaking the wall at the end of that segment into a White Void Room. It wasn't anyone you'd expect at all; it was Tingle. We were both in flying carriages, and at least mine had two machine guns on the lower part of the ship.

Last night, I had an almost-traumatizing one.

It started in a school (which was not the one I attend IRL, because the one in the dream was a government-funded one), where I had to borrow some kind of weird stationery for some reason. I forgot why and how, but it somehow scared me. The weird part is that it involved Sonic the Hedgehog for reasons unknown.

The second part of the dream took place in a mall I go to a lot after school. My mom and I were shopping there, and I wasn't wearing any shoes or socks. I complained about this, since you need footwear to use an escalator (?), and she went to another part of the mall to buy me some flip-flops.

Instead, she came back with pink UNSC Spartan armor, not unlike Donut's. Though, it was more similar in function to the suit worn by Iron Man. Somehow, she was also wearing it, and used it to go to the first floor of the mall without using an escalator/elevator. Then, by whatever reason, the suit started to deactivate, and she landed on the fabric canopy of a café in the mall. Standing up.
I freaked out, and waited for her to come back while I used my phone and opened the Instagram app, where many Sonic characters posted on the homepage. There was also an alligator who was a mafia boss or something, who heard about the incident in the mall.

A few minutes later (in the dream), my mom came back, armor-less, wearing a red crépe fabric button-up shirt tied at the belly button, and some jean shorts. Basically like the "modern cowgirls" usually seen on TV.

What the hell.

My dream involved a weird version of Undertale's Genocide route.

There were 8 worlds now, and the last one, New Home, was basically a series of puzzles. I only remember a maze filled with human SOULs, and if you touched one, instant death followed.

There was a part before that I remember more vividly. For whatever reason, I was in an old school building's classroom, where the Fallen Child was. The people there were moreorless his age Chara is male in my headcanon, except for 2: me and this blonde-haired boy sitting in the corner of the room. For whatever reason, the others were picking a fight with the Fallen, who had the Real Knife. The teacher ^note  female was implied to be encouraging it. The Fallen Child led his soon-to-be victim outside, where he stabbed them. At some point there was just me and the older boy left. This boy drew toy pistols and raised the spirits of the Fallen's recent victims for That One Attack. However, he was also swiftly slain.

Suddenly, I switched from being a PoV to being an actual person in the setting, because the Fallen stabbed me in the stomach out of paranoia... to little effect. The stab had activated some sort of Super Mode within me akin to Undyne the Undying . It had Supernatural Gold Eyes and flaming red hair. The dream cut off before the fight really started.

Another thing: Chara was smiling the whole time. Not the Jumpscare face.

edited 24th Apr '17 4:32:11 AM by StarAndroidJaguar

I barely remember anything that happened in my dreams last night, though I remember there was one Quantum Leap-esque part where I found a strange machine that I think may have been attached to a TV, that, when I stepped into it, promptly transported me to the world of Phineas and Ferb, where I landed in the body of Perry the Platypus. Apparently, the episode of the show that I was in involved Phineas and Ferb and the others becoming storm chasers and chasing a tornado some distance out of town. Inevitably, I was called away by Major Monogram, ("Hey, where's Perry?") but the dream abruptly changed to something else before I could be told what I was supposed to do or what Dr. Doofenschmirtz was doing. (So much for living a day in the life of Perry...)

FFFFUUUU—

I had the "naked in public" dream!! I was at a concert, dancing...and then I realized that I was only wearing my jeans and a bra. Of course, I was extremely embarrassed, of course, so I...asked the guy (a literal male stranger) in front of me for help. What the Hell, Player?

He gave me his vest, a proper Waistcoat of Style. I put it on backwards, people made fun of me, and I left the theater. It was sad. :(

I found my favorite coworker and sat with him for the rest of the dream. It was boring, but at least he didn't make any snarky comments, and he let me borrow a uniform polo shirt.

edited 24th Apr '17 11:08:45 AM by RaspyMink