Yuri will first ask what the product is before deciding whether or not to endorse it.

Your character is currently stuck in a "Groundhog Day" Loop and must complete tasks before a loop ends or they are erased from existence.

Peter revels in destroying as much of Weir's Bay as possible before time resets. Sadly, on the end of the loop he gets caught by police and has to explain the seemingly random acts of vandalism and lewd behavior he perpetrated.

Nora would spend the day just relaxing with her kids, given how she has never taken a day off since her kids were born she definitely deserves it. Then, she'd probably take up learning to play an instrument or something.

Same situation because it's a fun one.

Elize would like as not just do the thing and get it over with so she can go back to her games.

Your character is whisked away by an interdimensional traveler rather less nice than The Doctor.

AC wouldn't find this a problem... his actual superiors (who are extradimensional interdimensional travelers) will find out and stop the guy.

Calia: This is even worse than her kidnapping by alien slavers when she was young. Assuming that she has no means to beat the guy, she would get Chris to send a distress signal to the Arcane (magical extradimensional being) dimension... hopefully help will come for her and get her back to her home dimension. Her dad would be so worried.

Your character and everybody around them experiences Reality Is Out to Lunch for a day.

Yuri would find the source of the incident and if it is supernatural, he will dispel it with his inborn ability Requiem Zero which is so powerful it negates other Anti-Magic.

Your character discovers that s/he has a younger female cousin who is in the armed forces who is targeted by many assassins.

edited 15th May '15 5:01:05 PM by SkyHavenPath13

Considering Cara is already part of a clandestine armed force, often a target of assassination by cults and rival clandestine armed forces, and a female, she would just assume it runs in the family.

Elder Gods have landed in your character's city of residence. What do?

Elize would hope she can summon something powerful enough to combat it, while Andreia would grab as many people as she could and flee, knowing that martial arts aren't really that good against beings beyond the ken of man.

Your character takes the place of the PC in Contra.

I.C. would probably breeze through the rest of the game. The work he's from is inspired by Run-and-Guns like Contra after all, and he's had to fight even worse stuff (and has had even more epic action sequences)

Amber would love this due to having fought in wars before... before finding the easily killed mooks a rather disappointing fight.

Your character gets the chance to create the world in their own image.

edited 16th May '15 4:25:04 AM by ironcommando

Ever see Caligula? That's what Peter would shape the world into.

Eveleen would simply shape the world to ensure her people could exist safely in it.

Your character discovers that the Big Bad used to be their childhood crush.

Kev is quite shocked to discover that Diana Rigg would take up a life of evil but recovers quickly and quips "Mrs Peel, you're busted."

Same

edited 16th May '15 2:28:34 PM by Wolf1066

Gabriel has a laugh about it and fights her while having a cheerful "small world" conversation.

Your character has to kill four hours with nothing but a computer and an internet connection. What do they do?

“In a galaxy, where the United Earth Government has fought a civil war, losing several worlds to the Southern Cross and had a war with the Alien Cay Union, hope rides in a ship called Victory ” ~*cue the theme music*~

The crew of the Victory, given some downtime and "GalaxyNet" access:

• The Leaders—
  • Captain Harmon Ross: spends the time seraching for information about himself, mostly media reports. He does send a few letters home.

• The Lancer
  • Commander Alexandra Sima the ships XO finds some movies to watch and catches up with a few old friends.
  • Lt Cmdr. Averil Craft (AE-361), the commander of Victory's fighter squadron: She sends a letter to her mother, Col Mai Craft TA-347. She also gets in touch with some fellow spacers and asks questions about the sector....

  • Lieutenant Colonel Frederic "Colonel Storytime" Smith : He looks for some movies to show the troops, "classic" music from Earth and sends a lot of letters home...

• The Smart Ones —
  • Trickster variant: Lt. Casey Morgan Stelarc DX-1000, Chief Engineer: downloads more technical journals...
  • the McCoy: Captain Mae Craft AE-359 (overlaps with the chick and The Coroner too): She reads the Journal of the Earth Medical Association, downloads several movies, and some pop music and would blush down to her toes if the rest of the crew learned of her taste in music...
  • Chief Data Systems Technician Eliza Rai Strauss ZY-730, The Perky Goth, the chick, spaceship girl, she's the CPU of the ESS Victory: She's a Fan of the Past and would download horror movies (from classic to "B movies") and anything "Goth" - movies or music. The reaction from several members of the crew is Hell Is That Noise since they don't share her tastes.

• The Big Guys, the 507th Mobile Infanty Battalion,the strike force in which we find Alpha Company, 1st Platoon, 3rd Squad:
  • Sergeant EV-917 William Blake: Squad leader,
  • Trooper First Class EV-1021 Rebecca Song, she's on the heavy weapons squad and the sniper,
  • Trooper EV-1028 Luke Song, Animal Motifs: head like a shark or eagle, Demolitions Expert
  • Trooper Second Class EV-1026 Matthew Song: scout, The Quiet One
  • Trooper Second Class EV-1027 Mark Song: Radio Operator
  • Corporal EV-1029 John Song: assistant squad leader
  • Corporal Larissa Rocha, cyborg in power armor, formerly with the Colonial Defense Forces, they joke that she's the squad's Token Human

Corporal Rocha would share her music and movies with the rest of her squad. Sergeant EV-917 William Blake would be sending letters back "home" (the lab he was made). Matthew, Mark, Luke and John would view a few movies to "learn how humans think" and would devour news reports. Corporal Rocha and Luke would sneak off and they would listen to music together...

Rebecca Song is also a Fan of the Past and would "watch" moves with Eliza Strauss or "Vicky" as she calls the Spaceship Girl. Rebecca is more of a fan of punk music and metal much to the annoyance of her squad.

• The Chick —
  • Chief Data Systems Technician Eliza Rai Strauss ZY-730 / Captain (Dr) Mae Craft AE-359 , ship's counselor and doctor (see above)

  • Lieutenant Commander (Dr) Arcent Harken, ships chief surgeon She's a Martissan. Dr Harken would send a lot of letters to her spouses and children. She would try to get some Marta music and some videos from her homeworld. She's curious about romatic movies/romantic comedies from earth, so she's watch those as well. She's a poet in her native Marta and would send any new poems to her editor from her homeworld. She writes papers for the Journal of the Earth Medical Assocation, she'd check on the status of papers she's submitted.

Your characters slay the monster only to discover that the Monster Is a Mommy: several Cute Monster Girls are in the nest defenseless...

edited 22nd May '15 10:20:57 PM by TairaMai

Mattaius would see to it the children receive the care and re-education they need to grow up as some of The Empire's few dragon citizens. As an orphan himself, he'd probably get a Section 8 discharge.

Rodderick would decide "Hey! Dessert!"

Bone would wonder why in the hell he left his buisiness to go adventuring. It's not anywhere near as fun as everyone says.

edited 22nd May '15 11:07:30 PM by dvorak

Elize would squee and try and raise them, with the help of family, friends, and anyone else who cares to help.

A large tornado is headed for your character's hometown.

Peter starts looting.

Nora makes sure her family is safe and waits for the storm to blow over.

Burgess would probably try to surf it.

Your character gets killed then promptly resurrects as a Revenant Zombie. They're now practically immortal, given no one shoots them in the head, and find themselves capable of commanding lesser zombies. The catch is that they're still decomposing, have an uncontrollable hunger for human flesh, and now spread The Virus to anyone who comes into contact with any of their bodily fluids, turning the infected into typical shambling zombies.

edited 23rd May '15 3:14:12 PM by Avenuewriter

AC (if he is part Meta) would immediately use a smiting bolt attack (destroys most evil beings and zombies regardless of where it hits bypassing most immunities) on himself to put himself down for good. He is not one who would love to be a zombie or heaven forbid, cause a zombie apocalypse. At all.

Calia/Amber/Melanie/Rae would destroy their own body via turning their body into lifeless substance and simply let their Guardian respawn a good and new one. None of the four would want this kind of powers.

Dominus would love this even further... he now has a way to convert even more people to the Chosen Order. With both mind-control and zombie infection powers, he'd be delighted. The horror hunger would be an added bonus, since he already loves consuming the souls of Terrans, he can now get some sustenance from the bodies.

Your character instigates a war between two factions (accidentally or purposely). How do they handle the situation?

edited 25th May '15 9:53:46 AM by ironcommando

“In a galaxy, where the United Earth Government has fought a civil war, losing several worlds to the Southern Cross and had a war with the Alien Cay Union, hope rides in a ship called Victory ” *cue theme music*

Earth Captain Thomas Emil: The Well-Intentioned Extremist, he's loyal to the UEG, Earth and “humanity”, or at least his definition of it. A trained tactician, he commands the ESS Benard Law Montgomery moves to another Cool Ship that is The Rival to the Victory.

"Not my people, not my problem." would be his answer. As long as the factions at war won't attack Earth, he'd simply move on.

Cay UnionWarmaster Nau'Theri Arrads Bespidor: On the surface he's a driven man. Born to Warmaster Azron Arrads Bespidor, he led a charmed life. On the inside he's a monster bent on destroying Earth.

"Just as planned." (cue evil laugh). Either the factions will become a problem for Earth, or they will be so exhaused that the Union's War Fleet can move in and explot their planets.

Captain (Latter Major) Jun Craft AE-360. A perky and cheerful Ax-Crazy action girl, She idolizes her mother Col Mai Craft TA-347, and wants to be an operative like her, feared by the Cay and Southern Cross, respected by the EDF. She wants Mae to join her, she'd love nothing more than to have her older sister at her side. She thinks Mae could do better than “handing out pills or poking Troopers who are behind on their shots”.

She'd try to avoid a shooting war, but if her mother and her superior officers give the order, that's what she'd do. The consequences would eat at her however, unlike her mother, she's a half-human cyborg and would find a spot to quitely weep if innocents were put in danger at the orders of the Colonel....

A man offers to sell information to your character(s) about their family. Someone they love and cherish who they thought was dead is really alive and living in the Big Bad secret prison camp, along with a few other people who've "disappered"...

Chrono declares "BULLSHIT"; his father is dead, the event is well-documented from exterior sources, plus he has first-hand accounts from the people who did the deed and they are literally incapable of lying to him.

Then he has to restrain the Cloud Knights who owe him their loyalty from reacting, first from the suggestion they are liars in having seen Clyde's body, second in the implied insult to Chrono's intelligence, and third in the insult to Clyde Harlaown himself. His death was a key part of his last victory, as once he was dead then the Hestia's combat systems could not have been reactivated without a full shipyard overhaul and the ship was easily destroyed by its escorts, preventing a much greater disaster. Suggesting that the only mortal human they have considered their equal in the last thousand years was a coward and gave anything less than his all would infuriate them.

And then the nice guys in the black longcoats from Naval Counterintelligence would show up. "You claim to know things about the High Council and Jail Scaligetti, sir. Please come with us."

Your character has realized they are out of toilet paper, and just finished using the toilet.

Peter tears out a page from one of the many dirty magazines he has on the back of the toilet. Problem solved.

Ben curses and jumps into the shower to clean himself. Then he goes to the store and buys a ton of toilet paper to ensure this doesn't happen again.

Your character gets caught up in a bank robbery, only to find out that the robbers are innocent people being forced to rob the bank by some unknown mastermind.

Mella is determined to help them. She lets them know she's on their side, probably through codes or some such, if she can, and uses the fact that she's really tiny and a minor to get them to release her as a sign of good faith. Once outside, she gets her friends, who have magic powers (including one who can become a unicorn) to help these people.

same, because it's a good question.

RJ: Arrest them, then search for the unknown mastermind.
Bb: Be offended that they're robbing the place before he can.

Your character is spontaneously transported to an alternate universe where shoes were never invented but everything else is the same.

edited 29th May '15 3:06:18 PM by Eagal

Mella is very glad she's still got her magic world teleporting ring and goes back to Celravoc, the back to earth. She likes shoes.

your character is being held hostage, and the villains want them to call a loved one to lure them into a trap. If they refuse, the villains bring out another hostage and threaten to kill them.

Gwion relents and calls the person the kidnappers want and tells them to come to the rendezvous point as quickly as possible as it's a matter of utmost urgency.

"Matter of urgency" = trap

"Utmost" = these fuckers are armed, come loaded for bear!

All of his loved ones would understand.

Same, as it's a cool one.

Calia would go along with it, and call her loved one. Said loved one being her bodyguard AC, who fakes falling for the trap, then slaughters the kidnappers with ease.

Amber would get her squad to come in, along with Kaiden. Kaiden would probably figure out the trap in no time and they'd bypass it to save his girlfriend.

Your character has agreed to help a friend with a task, when they're called by a group of friends who ask them to go out with them and enjoy stuff. Problem is that both events coincide with each other, and your character can only choose one...

Mella keeps her promise. All her friends are friends with each other, so they should understand. At Some point, each of them has saved her life, so least she can do is keep her word.

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