Just Shoot Me!
(1997-2003) was an NBC Work Com
about Maya Gallo, a highly qualified but difficult-to-work-with journalist, who, after alienating one news anchor too many, is forced to take a job with the trashy Cosmopolitan
-esque fashion magazine run by her estranged father Jack Gallo. Originally focusing on the father-daughter bonds, it quickly became a workplace ensemble piece with supporting characters Dennis Finch (the dad's personal assistant) and Nina Van Horn (an ex-model turned writer for the magazine) taking over as the main characters of the series.
Notably predated Ugly Betty
(as well as Yo soy Betty, la fea
) and The Devil Wears Prada
with the premise of a non-materialistic woman working for a shallow magazine. Was ultimately canceled due to Executive Meddling
and being bounced around the schedule, though it managed to serve up a Grand Finale
This show provides examples of:
- Adam Westing/As Himself: Ray Liotta as Kevin's cousin.
- Mark Hamill shows up as...Mark Hamill. Fanboy Finch drives him nuts with endless questions about the Star Wars movies.
- Aesop Amnesia: Maya repeatedly learned that she was subject to the same foibles as everyone else. Then completely forgot this lesson by the next episode.
- The Alleged Boss: Jack.
- All Part of the Show: Maya's costume party. Her neighbour, Professor Gladstone, dies suddenly, and everyone assumes he's an actor playing a character.
- Ambiguously Jewish: Jack exhibits a lot of New York Jewish mannerisms. This leads to Unfortunate Implications, what with the whole "Jews control the media" thing. Finch even lampshades this (paraphrased):
Finch: Look, we were WASPs. I didn't have that whole Jewish, Italian, or whatever you guys have going on.
- Jack Gallo is in fact half Jewish, as told in one episode. There are many Jewish managers in the fashion media world.
- Benevolent Boss / Pointy-Haired Boss: Jack vacillates between the two. Despite his sometimes being in conflict with his employees, a flashback episode reveals that each of the main characters were hitting Rock Bottom before Jack discovered their talents and hired them and he does care for each of them.
- Berserk Button: Elliot doesn't react well when you criticize his work
- Bigger Is Better in Bed: Subverted with Finch, who happens to be unusually well-endowed, but is such a sicko that no woman will give him the time of day (to the immense relief of his male co-workers).
Jack: It's a story as old as time. Great product, bad sales department.
- Book Dumb: Nina.
- Breakout Character: Dennis Finch.
- To a far lesser extent, Nina.
- British Rockstar: Simon, Nina's boyfriend in the final season.
- Bunny-Ears Lawyer: Everybody of the main cast, despite all of their quirks, they're very good at their jobs.
- Butt Monkey: Originally defined by his womanizing, Elliot gradually morphs into the show's punching bag.
- Nina is often the victim of a conspiracy by Elliot and Finch to make a fool of her. Often these attempts backfire and Nina (usually unwittingly) comes out on top.
- The Casanova: Elliot, but Finch later becomes one, often at inopportune times.
- Chekhov's Ashes: In "Bye Bye, Binnie". Nina carries around the urn of her best friend's ashes, acting as if she were still alive. One morning she finds the urn empty and realizes that putting it in the mechanical bull at a bar was maybe not the best idea.
- Christmas Carolers: In one Christmas episode Nina gets caught in the elevator with some carolers, so she threatens them with a fake gun to get them to shut up.
- Later in the episode, Jack and Maya decide to take the stairs just to avoid said carolers.
- Chubby Chaser: Maya inadvertently dates a guy who is stealthily trying to make her gain weight. Once the jig is up, the boyfriend tries to entice Maya with promises of never having to diet again (which humorously causes Maya to rethink it for a second). "OK, fifty pounds and I'll buy the stretch pants!"
- Chuck Cunningham Syndrome: Maya's roommate, Wally, who disappeared after the first seven episodes.
- Cool Big Sis: Nina would sometimes play this role to Maya and/or Finch.
- Creator Breakdown: In-universe. In one episode, Maya dates the puppeteer behind a popular children's show. A panda Expy of Maya soon appears and each real-life date is somehow reflected on the show (such as the panda hogging all of the pizza). It gets so out of hand that Maya assaults him on live television.
- Crossdresser: Nina spends en entire episode fretting about the auction of her famous bikini, which a Japanese businessman wants to turn into a museum piece. At the end, we see the businessman dressed in her bikini while dancing to disco music.
- Deadpan Snarker: All of the main cast, but Dennis Finch is the primary example.
- Did You See That Too?? "Dog Day Afternooon":
Dennis: Is that a dog?
Nina: Oh, thank God! You see it, too.
- Distracted by the Sexy: Various men around Nina. She does it on purpose.
- Does This Remind You of Anything?
- Don't Look at Me!: Finch, when he cries over King Lear.
- Dude, Not Ironic: In "When Nina Met Elliot", after Nina realizes that she was the one who ran Elliot over that day he was going to propose to her girlfriend, the following exchange occurs:
Nina: You know what's ironic? The same day I ran Elliot down, is the same day I ruined his life forever.
Maya: That's not ironic, that's what happened!
Nina: So true.
- Embarrassing Middle Name: Dennis Quimby Finch. He lied that it was Eastwood to his wife, and after she knew the truth he still lies about it being "Irish for brave warrior."
- Erotic Dream: In the first season, Maya has a sex dream about Elliot and he ends up having one about her as well.
- Expansion Pack Past: Nina. A separate page would be required to list all the examples.
- Fanservice: The Blush covers that are shown between scenes.
- Also, the setting is a fashion magazine and often features real-life supermodels as guest stars.
- Fawlty Towers Plot: A lot of episodes were like this. Finch fixes everything, since he's the world's greatest assistant.
- Fur and Loathing: Parodied a few times.
- Fur Bikini: Nina wore a leopard skin bikini years before, and is still proud of the accidents the billboards caused.
- The Ghost: Nina's friend Binnie.
- Glory Days: Nina and Jack sometimes lament their best times.
- Good Angel, Bad Angel: Subverted. Finch wouldn't get a good angel.
- Hair Today Gone Tomorrow: Elliot, in a flashback to his fateful meeting with Jack.
- Hired for Their Looks: Maya does an experiment for an article in which she sends two people to interview for the same job, one extremely qualified but homely-looking, the other a handsome but dim-witted model. The model gets the job, as Maya predicted, but she also ends up falling in love with him.
- Hollywood Homely: In-universe, Maya in the first season. Afterwards, the writers realized how foolish an idea this was.
- Even so, they were still able to get mileage out of the general idea, since Maya is the Wrong Kind Of Pretty in the world of fashion.
- Hot Librarian: Maya. Schwing!
- How the Character Stole Christmas: Finch, of course.
- Hypocritical Humor: Jack waxes poetic about how people are like snow cones - we're all made of the same stuff, but underneath the syrup, "we're all equally delicious!"
Elliot: —But blue's the best.
Jack: [shrug] Well, blue is the best.
- I Was Quite a Looker: Nina's legendary bikini billboard is reported to have caused many a car pileup.
- Immune to Drugs: Nina, seemingly.
- Impossibly Awesome Magic Trick: Nina dated a stage magician who managed to hide tickets inside an unpeeled banana... that a that Finch brought from home... from across the room. Finch was more squicked out than anything else.
- Inflation Negation: An episode had a landlady who was apparently so far behind the times that she charged ridiculously low prices for her apartments, resulting in her tenants doing all her shopping for her to prevent her from catching on. At the end, it turned out that she was secretly in on it.
- Interchangeable Asian Cultures: Elliot drives away an advertiser by mistaking him for a Chinese food delivery guy.
"I AM JAPANESE!!"
- Intoxication Ensues: Lemon Wacky Hello was the former Trope Namer.
- I Thought Everyone Could Do That: Finch.
Jack: So, you've never compared yourself to other guys?
Finch: Only guys in pornos. I just figured I was... a little bigger than average.
Elliot: ...You son of a bitch.
- It's a Costume Party, I Swear: Maya is tricked into dressing up for Halloween, when no one else was.
- Jerk with a Heart of Gold: All of the main cast, they all have some jerkish qualities and snark at each other, but they always look out for one another and come through for each other when push comes to shove.
- Jerkass: Elliot's brother Donnie who faked having an accident and pretended to be slow when he was 18 so everyone would do everything for him and when he's caught in the act, he ends up scamming Elliot out of $50,000.
- Kavorka Man: Finch. Elliot, depending on how attractive you consider him to be.
- Lady Drunk: Nina
- Leno Device: Finch appears on Jay Leno after falling into a gorilla pen on Secretary's Day. Another time, Ray Liotta, who used to date Maya, appears on Jay Leno several times throughout the episode talking directly to Maya.
- Let The Past Burn: In-universe example: this is how Dennis' student film The Burning House ends.
- The Loins Sleep Tonight: Elliot gets this once, when he tries to deny the fact that he and Maya accidentally got married.
- The Masochism Tango: "You're calling from the cage, aren't you?"
- Manly Tears: Finch in reaction to King Lear. "Don't look at me!"
- Massive Multiplayer Scam: When Finch wanted to show Maya how to pull off real pranks.
- May-December Romance: Jack has a habit of this. Fortunately, he goes after legal aged girls.
- Mistaken for Gay: Finch's old-fashioned firefighting father concludes that Dennis is gay and makes an embarassing show of acceptance. It's with some discomfort that he realizes that while Dennis is straight, one of his more traditionally masculine brothers isn't.
- He was even mistaken for lesbian by a gay woman.
- Misunderstood Loner with a Heart of Gold: Kevin, he has some creepy qualities when it comes to women, but for the most part he's a nice guy with really low self esteem.
- Mondegreen: Nina and Elliot get into an argument about whether the lyrics of their favourite blues song are "Stone for my pillow" (because the singer is sleeping in the street) or "Slow, foamy killer" (referring to malt liquor). Finch later tries to convince them that it's "Cold armadillo", but he's just messing with them.
- Mrs. Robinson: Nina often sleeps with men half her age. She is a former supermodel, after all.
- New Technology Is Evil: In one episode, Elliot buys a digital camera, and mentions its features to anyone within earshot.
Jack: Is that a new camera?
Elliot: It sure is. Completely digital. Has an 8000-pixel viewfinder and an 18-bit filter.
Jack: What does that mean?
Elliot: I'm not sure, but it sure is shiny.
Elliot: Check this out. 1,200 by 900 dpi.
Maya: What does that mean?
Elliot: You know, it's digital, it's a very complicated process. I don't have time to explain it.
Maya: You don't know, do you?
Elliot: You open it up and there's no film, Maya!
- No Celebrities Were Harmed: The original pitch for the series was Janeane Garofalo getting stuck in a waiting room with a model with whom she has nothing in common. Garofalo later became the template for Maya's character.
- Nobody Loves the Bassist: In one episode, Nina keeps reminiscing about the "magical weekend" she once spent with the lead singer of a famous rock band. When she discovers that she actually slept with the bassist, she is horrified.
- Noodle Incident:
Nina Van Horn: Dennis, I need Baxter the intern to run an errand for me.
Dennis Finch: The last time he did that he ended up in a Mexican prison.
- Not Even Bothering with an Excuse: Dennis excuses himself from listening to one of Nina's stories with:
"Oh, I just remembered: You're boring, and my legs work."
- Not So Above It All: Maya, from falling for a guy based on appearance, to wearing a "Fairy Princess" dress for Halloween.
- Obfuscating Disability: Elliot's brother Donnie pretended to be mentally disabled since he graduated from high school to avoid responsibility.
- Obfuscating Stupidity: What "Slow" Donnie does.
- Odd Friendship: Nina and Elliot. Although they snark at each other endlessly, they are fairly similar and tend to enjoy themselves a great deal.
- Out with a Bang: Of a sort-Nina sent a man into cardiac arrest by flashing him.
- Paintball Episode - "War and Sleaze"
- Parental Abandonment: One of Maya's major problems throughout the series is that Jack was a really horrible father when she was growing up and was never ever around. There's quite a few moments throughout the series where Jack lets her down.
- Parental Substitute: Jack is this for Dennis. There's many moments where Dennis gets upset because Maya or someone else gets attention that he wants.
- Perfectly Cromulent Word: An episode has Finch and Elliot giving Nina, who's trying to build up her vocabulary prior to an NPR appearance, a "word-a-day" calendar consisting entirely of these as a prank.
- Pimped-Out Dress: Maya wears one, wearing a pink fairy princess dress, when she thinks everyone else is dressing up for Halloween.
- Puppy-Dog Eyes: Maya attempts to do this to Finch, but it doesn't work.
[Maya makes the Puss-In-Boots eyes]
Finch: [disturbed] Are you gonna throw up?
Maya: No... this is my "cute" face!
Finch: If you promise not to do that anymore, I'll help you.
- Re Tool: A minor tweaking in the final season, including the addition of a new female character, Vicki.
- Really Gets Around: Nina.
- Refuge in Audacity: A speech Jack stumbles upon while looking for Maya's boyfriend's puppet show.
- Running Gag: Jack playing around with a new gadget every few episode or two and it somehow ending badly.
- Screw the Rules, I Have Money!: Jack uses his vast influence to blacklist Elliot, rendering him unable to order a drink at the bar or even hail a cab - all because Elliot wouldn't give up his last cannoli. Elliot at last agrees to fork over the dessert, but not before scrubbing it with his tongue.
- Sexy Coat Flashing: A model does this to Finch when they are dating.
- Shout-Out: Jack comments on firing his previous limo driver, who kept mumbling "Someday a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets."
- Soapbox Sadie: Maya. Often leading to Hypocritical Humor on her part.
- Staging an Intervention: For Dennis, who has been dating a woman who keeps humiliating him but he can't get himself to leave her. Nina, who apparently has been in the receiving end of some interventions, is glad to be in on the other side of one.
- Super Senses: Finch has "an ear for certain words"; like "nude", or "g-string". He's capable of hearing them from literally miles away.
- Theme Tune
- The Reliable One: Dennis Finch. No matter what happens during the episode, he can fix it. There's a reason he's been Jack's right hand man for as long as he has.
- Transsexual: Dennis' childhood friend Bert who moved to Colorado when they were 12 came back into Dennis' life as an adult in Season 5 named Brandi and was played by Jenny McCarthy. Dennis found it difficult at first to accept them but after talking to Maya, it was like old times. Until Dennis tried to make a move and Brandi makes it clear that they're Like Brother and Sister. Dennis wasn't sure at first how to handle the attraction, but he accepted how he felt.
- Ugly Guy, Hot Wife: Finch, who was married to Adrienne Barker at the end of Season 3 and they divorced early Season 4 when it turned out they had nothing in common.
- Unwanted Gift Plot: In one episode, Finch has to try to get rid of a handmade vase Jack gave him. Knocking it over by "accident" fails to work, it's just that strong.
- Vitriolic Co-Workers: All of the main cast is this, despite their tendency to snark at one another endlessly, they often help one another out.
- Welcome Episode
- While You Were in Diapers: Nina tries this on a younger model, but the model wasn't even born then, and Nina freaks out.
- Whole Plot Reference:
- A Christmas episode had Dennis fulfilling the role of The Grinch.
- Another episode had Jack as King Lear, with Maya as Cordelia, and Elliot and Nina as Goneril and Regan.
- Will They or Won't They?:
- Elliot and Maya for a few seasons. Before the writers realized no one cared, and a romance didn't gel with the Comedic Sociopathy of the show. As such, Elliot promptly has a panic attack as soon as he proposes to Maya, and that's the end of that.
- Finch and Nina for one episode.