Jack:(having been confronted by a police officer, thinking it's about his accidental drug ingestion) Officer, the day a man can't enjoy a tasty treat from the Orient is the day I move to a cave and sleep on my own beard!
Officer: ...I'm looking for Nina Van Horn.
Jack: ...Take her away.
Also, throughout it all, Dennis has a bad trip. Which leads to this exchange as the officer leaves:
Officer: You've got some strange folks here.
Dennis: Tell me about it, and I have to work with them...(speaking on phone) Hi, I'd like Mongoose Rental, please? (crazy grin — to the police officer) They eat snakes.