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Funny: Just Shoot Me!
  • Board fell down.
  • From the episode 'Two Girls For Every Boy':
    • When Finch tries to get the supermodel's passport renewed (which he can't do, because it's not HIS passport), and the clerk tells him:
    Clerk: If you were the President of the United States and this was a matter of national security, I still couldn't help you!
    Finch: Sir, if I get this passport renewed, I have a chance to make every man's dream come true!
    Clerk: Two women?!
    (Every man in the office looks up)
    Finch: Yeah.
    Clerk: Give me the papers, sir (begins stamping). Get this man through!
    • The slow hand clap after Finch failed to get his threesome with Maya and a supermodel after trying so hard.
  • Donnie says vacuum.
  • Maya describing the story of King Lear, inspiring Dennis to go see it.
  • The entirety of the "Lemon Wacky Hello" episode of Just Shoot Me!, but particularly this exchange:
    Jack: (having been confronted by a police officer, thinking it's about his accidental drug ingestion) Officer, the day a man can't enjoy a tasty treat from the Orient is the day I move to a cave and sleep on my own beard!
    Officer: ...I'm looking for Nina Van Horn.
    Jack: ...Take her away.
    • Also, throughout it all, Dennis has a bad trip. Which leads to this exchange as the officer leaves:
      Officer: You've got some strange folks here.
      Dennis: Tell me about it, and I have to work with them...(speaking on phone) Hi, I'd like Mongoose Rental, please? (crazy grin — to the police officer) They eat snakes.

  • Elliott dropped the cup

  • from one of the bloopers
    "you slept with him then you? that's okay sweetie so did I?"
  • realizes what he just said
  • "we put the fun in dysfunctional."
  • "I'm Charlton Heston. Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people than my gun."
  • "You can't hurt me! The Mayor loooves it rough!"

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