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* At one point, when Jack is announcing ages on the P.A., just as he's about to reveal Nina's, Nina runs into his office, destroys the P.A. then comes out like nothing happened.

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* At one point, when Jack is announcing ages birthdays on the P.A., just as he's about to reveal Nina's, Nina's age, Nina runs into his office, office and destroys the P.A. , then comes out like nothing happened.
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* At one point, when Jack is announcing ages on the P.A., just as he's about to reveal Nina's, Nina runs into his office, destroys the P.A. then comes out like nothing happened.
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--> '''Clerk''': Give me the papers, sir (begins stamping). Get this man through!

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--> '''Clerk''': Give me the papers, sir (begins stamping). Get this man through!through! ''(Finch grabs the papers and runs off amidst many encouraging pats on the back from the other men)''
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* "You can't hurt me! The Mayor ''loooves'' it rough!"

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* When Maya's puppeteer boyfriend uses his "Mr. Mayor" puppet to criticize her, she loses her temper and assaults the puppet on live TV. "You can't hurt me! The Mayor ''loooves'' it rough!"



* "Nina's Birthday" has Jack order Maya to get along better with Nina, and tell her that she needs to develop some people skills. At the end of the episode, Nina and Maya gets along just fine since [[ItMakesSenseInContext thanks to Maya, Nina ended up having sex with a man half her age who was totally into her.]] This prompts the following lament from Jack:

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* "Nina's Birthday" has Jack order Maya to get along better with Nina, and tell her that she needs to develop some people skills. At the end of the episode, Maya and Nina do end up bonding, and Maya gets along just fine since [[ItMakesSenseInContext thanks then go back to Maya, Maya's apartment, where Nina ended ends up having sex sleeping with Maya's roommate Wally. The next day, Nina proudly tells the office that she spent the night with a man half her age who was totally into her.]] age, and she owes it all to Maya. This prompts the following lament from Jack:

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** This kicks off a montage of Finch running around to get the various errands done, recruiting numerous different men to help once he explains his reasons--one particularly funny bit has him bumping into some menacing gang members who go from getting ready to beat him up to helping him paint an apartment.



** Before that, kicked off by the passport office scene, the montage of Finch running around to get the various errands done, recruiting numerous different men to help once he explains his reasons--one particularly funny bit has him bumping into some menacing gang members who go from getting ready to beat him up to helping him paint an apartment.
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* "Nina's Birthday" has Jack order Maya to get along better with Nina, and tell her that she needs to develop some people skills. At the end of the episode, Nina and Maya gets along just fine since [[ItMakesSenseInContext thanks to Maya, Nina ended up having sex with a man half her age who was totally into her.]] This prompts the following lament from Jack:
-->'''Jack:''' Maya, I said ''people skills,'' not ''pimping skills''!
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* Board fell down.



* Donnie says vacuum.




* [[ItMakesSenseinContext Elliott dropped the cup]]

* from one of the bloopers
--> "you slept with him then you? that's okay sweetie so did I?"
* realizes what he just said
* "we put the fun in dysfunctional."
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* "I'm CharltonHeston. Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people than my gun."

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* "I'm CharltonHeston.Creator/CharltonHeston. Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people than my gun."
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* The entirety of the "[[IntoxicationEnsues Lemon Wacky Hello]]" episode of ''JustShootMe'', but particularly this exchange:

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* The entirety of the "[[IntoxicationEnsues Lemon Wacky Hello]]" episode of ''JustShootMe'', episode, but particularly this exchange:
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* The way Finch says "Ooh, check out the boobies!" makes it sound like he's just...[[JizzedinMyPants ''you know'']]
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** Before that, kicked off by the passport office scene, the montage of Finch running around to get the various errands done, recruiting numerous different men to help once he explains his reasons--one particularly funny bit has him bumping into some menacing gang members who go from getting ready to beat him up to helping him paint an apartment.
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* "You can't hurt me! The Mayor ''loooves'' it rough!"
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* "I'm CharltonHeston. Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people than my gun."
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"you slept with him then you? that's okay sweetie so did I?"

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--> "you slept with him then you? that's okay sweetie so did I?"
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-->'''Finch''': Sir, if I get this passport renewed, I have a chance to make every man's dream come true!
-->'''Clerk''': Two women?!
(Every man in the office looks up)
-->'''Finch''': Yeah.
-->'''Clerk''': Give me the papers, sir (begins stamping). Get this man through!

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-->'''Finch''': --> '''Finch''': Sir, if I get this passport renewed, I have a chance to make every man's dream come true!
-->'''Clerk''': --> '''Clerk''': Two women?!
--> (Every man in the office looks up)
-->'''Finch''': --> '''Finch''': Yeah.
-->'''Clerk''': --> '''Clerk''': Give me the papers, sir (begins stamping). Get this man through!

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* The slow hand clap after Finch tried to get his threesome with Maya and a supermodel.
** Also from that episode, when Finch tries to get the supermodel's passport renewed (which he can't do, because it's not HIS passport), and the clerk tells him:

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* The slow hand clap after Finch tried to get his threesome with Maya and a supermodel.
From the episode 'Two Girls For Every Boy':
** Also from that episode, when When Finch tries to get the supermodel's passport renewed (which he can't do, because it's not HIS passport), and the clerk tells him:


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** The slow hand clap after Finch failed to get his threesome with Maya and a supermodel after trying so hard.
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** Also from that episode, when Finch tries to get the supermodel's passport renewed (which he can't do, because it's not HIS passport), and the clerk tells him:
-->'''Clerk''': If you were the President of the United States and this was a matter of national security, I still couldn't help you!
-->'''Finch''': Sir, if I get this passport renewed, I have a chance to make every man's dream come true!
-->'''Clerk''': Two women?!
(Every man in the office looks up)
-->'''Finch''': Yeah.
-->'''Clerk''': Give me the papers, sir (begins stamping). Get this man through!
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* Maya describing the story of KingLear, inspiring Dennis to go see it.

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* Maya describing the story of KingLear, Theatre/KingLear, inspiring Dennis to go see it.
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* [[ItMakesSenseinContext Elliott dropped the cup]]

* from one of the bloopers
"you slept with him then you? that's okay sweetie so did I?"
* realizes what he just said
* "we put the fun in dysfunctional."
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* The entirety of the "[[IntoxicationEnsues Lemon Wacky Hello]]" episode of ''JustShootMe'', but particularly this exchange:
-->'''Jack:''' ''(having been confronted by a police officer, thinking it's about his accidental drug ingestion)'' Officer, the day a man can't enjoy a tasty treat from the Orient is the day I move to a cave and sleep on my own beard!
-->'''Officer:''' ...I'm looking for Nina Van Horn.
-->'''Jack:''' ...Take her away.
** Also, throughout it all, Dennis has a bad trip. Which leads to this exchange as the officer leaves:
--->'''Officer:''' You've got some strange folks here.
--->'''Dennis:''' Tell me about it, and I have to work with them...''(speaking on phone)'' Hi, I'd like Mongoose Rental, please? ''(crazy grin -- to the police officer)'' They eat snakes.
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*Maya describing the story of KingLear, inspiring Dennis to go see it.

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